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I was always thinking about creating a new /brit/ thread but I has always been a bit shy. I think it all began when I was around 5. I can't remember what happened but ever since I always felt anxious when I had to do a public speech or generally being in the centre of attention. It has all changed when I first arrived on 4chan. The guys on /r9k/ did an absolutely A* job with showing me the right direction. I first went to /adv/ where I was advised to do something for myself by either regularly visiting /lit/ or /fit/. I chose the latter, and ever since been hitting the gym 5 days a week. After nearly a year I got into a pretty good shape. /adv/ then recommended me to visit /soc/ and find a gf. I never had a girlfriend. There was that one girl in second grade but I don't think I was being serious enough back then to think about it. So I hit the /soc/ and met that one Irish girl. We started chatting over Skype and after few weeks decided to meet up. I invited her to a local restaurant in my city where my parents had their first date, hoping it will bring me a good luck. Everything was going well, we chatted, exchanged thoughts, discussed our life plans, and so on. The time flew and before I noticed it was already 10pm. I offered her a lift home but she refused. I mean I can't blame her; she was brave enough to meet a stranger from 4chan in real life. She took uber home. The next day I texted her suggesting another meeting. She hasn't replied for few hours but then my phone finally buzzed. I was extremely worried by this point as I thought she decided to cut me off. So I picked up my phone trying to unlock it. My hands were shaking and sweating so the sensor couldn't read my fingerprint. I went with plan b and decided to input my backup password to unlock the phone. Then my mate Aaron started ringing. I got angry as it wasn't the best moment, but after a moment of hesitation I answered the call. He asked me if I heard the news, but 2000 character limit has been reached
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cara
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Don't like this edition, but I will accept it.
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gays were all molested as children
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enjoy prison for bullying a mentally ill man just know that I have been contacting the police for weeks about this issue of you lot bullying tim

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989
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>>74232890
o-okay mr anon
where do you live?
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gay boys
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the british government exacerbated the famine conditions because irish population growth was a threat to their supremacy of the isles. Y/N?
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Can't stand OPs who exploit their position thinking it gives them reason to garner more attention

Piss off
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>>74232900

not a fucking pixel
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hmm yes very interesting yes

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-1)
LAB: 31% (+2)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
UKIP: 6% (-1)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via YouGov / 27 - 28 Apr)
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>>74232988
its literally just marcus hauser and nothing hes done is illegal
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>>74233007
my favourite internet picture
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please give me your honest opinion on this image
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>>74232988
Tim is perfectly independent and functional. I will not have anyone treat him like a retard
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want to find a way of killing myself without my parents finding out

can't think of one sure enough
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>>74232988
>b-but your Honour, he sent a PIZZA, what do you mean it's not in the same boat as rape threats?!
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daily reminder that I am the biggest rorke in these threads
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First for stop bullying a mentally ill man
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>>74232992
I live at my house on my street, come over, we'll watch a film, kiss, cuddle, suck each other off, I fuck you hard, cuddle some more, it'll be wonderful
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>>74232988
you mean the guy who himself harasses people because of his delusions?
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>>74233031
makes me think of the skit on Ready To Die
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united Ireland soon

mrs may will bend the knee to the germans and give us what is rightfully ours

together once again!
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>>74233046
>>74233038
>>74233025
>>74233080
We'll let the police judge that :)
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>>74233040
If you have a good method of ending it let me know please thanks
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>>74233061
scum
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>>74233062
Tim isn't mentally ill
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>>74233040
steal a boat
go west towards the states
once out of fuel, sink the boat and jump out of the boat naked with a brick attached to your neck
no one will ever find you
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>>74233065
o-okay I'll be there in 10 minutes
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>>74233092
*capitulates without a fight to British interests once again*

Sorry m8 looks like it's a done deal
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>>74232996
they'd already fucked ireland with the catholic succession laws they introduced
made it near impossible for there to ever be a rich irishman
the famine was just business as usual as far as being a peasant in the 19th century goes
the rich never gave a fuck about a peasants life
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how big is the gay german's cock and can I see it?
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Love sports.
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Lee Evans just isn't funny
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starting to put on the pounds haha, never been chubby in my life
going to just become a speed addict for a bit that'll sort it out
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>>74233092
unionist from belfast here.
I think I prefer us to unite with the south rather than be out of the eu
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>>74233156
been posting in /sp/ allday

it's nice to come back to my homeboys in here after a day in /sp/
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https://soundcloud.com/ceilidh-hole-records/acid-reflex-the-knights-of-short-dickalot

good local breakcore
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>>74233148
8.5 inches and no there's porn for thst
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>labour encourage immigration because they vote left
>drives majority whites into arms of ukip/tories

>snp attempted surge in 2014
>drives former labour voting country towards the tories

do rorkes have cheatcodes on?
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>>74233130
here was me thinking 4th times the charm. pathetic.

>>74233169
good man
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tim is starting to look really depressed, please stop bullying him lads if he kills himself you'll have a life on your hands
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>>74233092
nationalist from belfast here.
I think I prefer us to stay with the UK rather than be in the eu
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>>74233198
I knew it'd be big, come on, link it, just for me
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Love footy. Love pints. HATE Yanks.
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>it's nice to come back to my homeboys in here after a day in /sp/

>"""""""my"""""""" """"""""""homeboys"""""""""""""
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>>74233247
bored of the tim meme, the sooner he goes the better
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Did Tim actually browse int?
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>>74233061
Sit down, sweetie.
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>>74233286
yes this is him >>74233184
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>>74233092
Abortionist from belfast here.
I think I prefer us to kill babies
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>>74233294
honestly what's wrong with you?

did you lie when answering lad?
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>Nobody Does It Better - Jingle Bells - Honeysuckle Rose - The Colours of My Life

why does he do the same 4 songs
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>>74233011
he was on the joe rogan podcast
>>74233294
full retard, maximum interventionism would bankrupt the country
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end me
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>>74233092
Nationalist from Belfast here. I fucking loathe the Republic and want nothing more than it to burn to the ground so we can start anew following the ideals of Pearse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U

Do it for Tim
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>>74233318
abortion is illegal in NI
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39741196

with results like this I do not give one shit about the fact they can probably see everything we do

at least we're not getting trucked every week
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>>74233092
Ableist from belfast here.
I love crippled people
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>>74233316
fucking creasing
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>>74233254
>>74233318
>>74233335
bunch of queers
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>obvious mental problems
>not living in shit
>not on benes
>clearly not fit for work

how does he do it
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is it true that lanza posted on /v/?
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wew what's that smell
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>>74233319
>do you lie
Never.

>What's wrong with you?
As evidenced by my values: Nothing.

>>74233326
Shut up commie.
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BLAQUED
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Back to uni tomorrow boys
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If you don't remember the seaside mark gimmick you don't belong on /brit/

yes my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

seas
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>>74233373
I'm the last person you quoted. I am not memeing. I fucking loathe what the Republic has become.
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>>74233354
don't give a shit A SHIT


the only place that gets hit will be england. so fuck em
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Why does Tim refer to the rental status of his property in every video?
Why does Tim feel the need to justify the date, his whereabouts and his legitimacy in every video?
Why does Tim feel the need to take the same selfies every day?
Why does Tim not hear that his guitar is out of tune?
Why does Tim continue to give away his address and personal details despite being harrassed?
Why does Tim refer to his middle name?

Answer some of these questions and we'll start talking about him being sane
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>>74233395
hmm

yes, definitely a real person, not a fictional character at all
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>>74233408
this is the of all young british women
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Had 4-5 wanks today (can't remember exactly)
Now my willy is sore lads
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absolutely starving lads
starving for big cock
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seaside mark

yes my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dERyDKzxC6s


who remembers?
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>>74233437
>>74233437
how much needs to be in a trust fund to have you set for a modest life like tim's
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>>74233408
i hate it when womyn objectify men, no class.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddffrgnVT_w

hmm
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>>74233552
fuck up fagatron you sound like a robot
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someone give me a rundown on Kev
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>>74233552
Piss of Tory boy
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eht's genahcide of tha british people
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>>74233552
zach
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>London
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>>74233551
what caused his madness? bet it was the wife
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>32
>mental health problems
>recluse
>live off bennies
>no job
>no friends
>no family
>no gf
>not had sex in 15 years
>live in a shithole northern town
>no qualifications
>£30k debt
>criminal record for fraud and deception
>booze problem
>drug problem
>overweight
>covered in stretch marks and self harm scars
>receding hairline
>phimosis
>hairy back
>short-sighted
>can't drive
>spend all my waking hours fantasising and daydreaming
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>>74233552
?
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>Tim thinks Marcus hausen is a DPD agent
He should send messages alluding to this
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>>74233617
>phimosis
howling
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>>74233584
kev

codename: cena/cenaboyle
childhood: classified
adolescent years: classified
adulthood: classified

status: active
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>>74233617
>>not had sex in 15 years
FONT
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>>74233661
I haven't seen it, which one is it?
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>>74233661
Ah yes mentally unhinging an unstable man for le ebic maymays and upboats on a sri-lankan rotating pictogram tent
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>>74233661
Which episode lad
Is it the reviewbrah one?
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>>74233584
That's lickdickis bf
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most woke person itt
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*slays kev*
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>>74233061
get ready bourgeois
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Why do people post photos of kev when 190kg appears?
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>>74233631
>Marcus hausen
who
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/tv/, /int/, /sp/, and /ck/ is the patrician combination
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>>74233721
rank: rorke
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How do actors avoid a stiff willy when making a love scene? Reckon they tape it to a thighs or belly.
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hello bigger guy
- CIAm
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>>74233744
that's failed normie territory
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alri? what'll it be?
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>>74233777
the patrician lifestyle
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>>74233721
>that low on tradition
>that much equality
rasheed
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>>74233751
thats not rorke, too much progression and equality, it's literally socialism
this is true rorke
>>74233815
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/brit/ should do a google doc like the tundra book on /lit/. interesting to see what other boards come up with
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While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."
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>>74233740
kev is lisicki
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me irl
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I just bought one of these cheek spreaders, lads
I just don't have any idea how I'm supposed to get it inside my arse
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Holy fuck.

Go to 1:02

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
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>>74233742
Thanks, so Joe rogan is the original bully that attacked tim? Woah he'll get his balls sued off when Tim blows his brains out
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>>74233855
Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you.
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>>74233884
ok :3
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latest 'kkad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EICAPmdOU0
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mP6L58Rupk
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>>74233883
pics
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>>74233895
>>74233855
This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
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>>74233884
tim spotted hahahaha
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>>74233916
fagatron robot voice
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>>74233815
i said strongly agree to culture and tradition being important, immigrants needing to assimilate etc etc

i also said international research is important so it balanced out

i dont think the two should be on the same axis
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>>74233927
see >>74233883
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What made Tim go mad?
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>>74233958
reading your shite posts
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>>74233958
freddo prices
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>>74233949
International research stops countries from competing, and competition is where all the good inventions came from. That's why there used to be so many inventions you read about in history compared to today.
L
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>>74233900
>right wing is the new rock and roll
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>>74233985
alex jones is more believable
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ahh fuck i'm no neo-con
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>>74233930
>>74233895
>>74233855
I tell you, I will not drink from this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom."
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>>74233991
ah yes the reason we havent had a cure for cancer is because we aren't trying to beat france to the punch

fuck off mong
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Timothy James Byrne here, posting from my rented flat in High Wycombe
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It looks like Tim lives quite a comfy life

wouldn't mind living in a flat like that but instead of bears i'd like fluffy crocodiles
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>>74233740
Is Kev watching the hockey?
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>>74234035
he doesnt live in high wycombe anymore. he moved because of the van parked outside his house
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>>74234001
disgusting

how can people be conservative i dont understand
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... Brian snail here ... posting from the garden Timothy James Byrne's rented flat in High Wycombe ...
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>>74234049
screeching
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>>74232988
>two years for being mean on the internet
>fine, suspended sentence, MAYBE community service for kicking the shit out of someone

Love, LOVE this country.
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>>74234056
He has become much fatter over the last year or so. It's getting out of control.
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got a foot fetish but really it's just a natural extension of my love for the feminine form. they're so delicate and smooth.
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>>74234063
fucking idiot
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>>74234049
Ah yes, the so-called "meme magic"
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I'm trying to get into my flat see what im saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzq0kfdsZ0
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>>74234049
never understood this meme
I was in the thread when the conversation happened, then thailad posted a webm of him making a collage of the conversation, next thing I see it on some cringey meme page on facebook
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>>74234049

KEK
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So is someone here spamming Tim daily with messages from Markus hausen or is he just reading the same one every day?
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>scroll down to make a comment with a sexual pun involving rails/railing/rail her
>comments disabled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBCHu0btn8

great minds think alike
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there is literaly nothing wrong with the slut taboo of women

women are meant to evaluate mean and reward them with progress to perform sex.
If simon cowell let everyone through to the next rounds of x factor no one would care for the show
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http://i.4cdn.org/int/1493508805577.png

on holiday lads
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>>74234123
i believe it could refer to how you refresh many social media apps
tim is constantly posting on facebook and twitter
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>>74234233
bout 40 years too late there pal
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*bloks your path*
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>>74234244
still don't understand why sara choose a 9 grand polytechnic when scottish ancients and russells could do more for free
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>>74234291
she wants a man from 0161
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duck report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hNeMc5x42A
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>>74234275
this has a willy

>>74234289
*shakes his hand*
wristlets when will they learn
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>>74234289
*spares you*
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stupid pizza mongs delivered the wrong pizza a while ago, had loads of emails back and forth with them but they refused to refund me the money

just got a refund after disputing it through paypal which took over a month but at least I got my tenner back lol
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>>74234289
Want to grab pints?
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>>74234312
p. sure her bf is scottish lol
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thinking about starting a commune
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>>74234346
no he isn't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IJaW1InyA
PJW does cricket videos in his spare time
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>>74234365
proofs??
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>>74234369
i thought 4chan was a hobby
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>>74234291
probably didn't get good enough a levels or whatever they do in jockland to get in to a good scottish uni
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>>74234289
is this obtainable?
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https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/858457607119527938
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>>74234386
no
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>>74234369
she's cute
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i am a 4chan man
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>>74234375
kek, is this scottish?
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>following tommy robinson on twitter
the absolute state of some of the runts on here
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>>74234369
coming from the champagne commie bitch
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>>74234394
believable. she was a stinkin wee ned
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>>74233617
hey at least you've had sex
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>>74234244
>>74234291

wait's she's scottish too??? wtf
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>>74234375
absolutely howling
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>>74234410
are you thick
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>>74234439
aisha is from manny.

no idea where rosy is from
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Is there such thing as Northern Irish nationalism? So not wanting to be part of UK or united with the rest of Ireland?
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>>74234447
is this a fat joke :(
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>>74234462
people this need to meet someone like tim who struggles day to day with mental health issues
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>>74234473
yeah mate
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i'm literally schizophrenic and am reluctant to discuss mental health even with doctors desu
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>>74234489
UP THE TRACTOR BOYS
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>>74234489
nah pretty sure 1 is from notts
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was at a party last night and got with a girl and she legit attempted to suffocate me with her tongue

the absolute AUDACITY of females I just wanted to grab your ass and leave
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aisha is a bitch
sez could bantz but she blew her stack
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boxing is the gentlemans combat sport desu
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>>74234504
this except instead of schizophrenia it's phimosis and instead of mental health it's physical health
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>>74234521
>sez could bantz but she blew her stack
wat
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Drank myself depressed again lads
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wanked myself depressed again lads
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>>74234571
what's your drink of choice
>>
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>>74234570
she got angry and close her account didn't she?
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>>74234591
Whisky, neat. Doubles usually.
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>>74234591
ovaltine
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pretty glad I still live with my parents into adulthood. There will be plenty of time to live alone when they're dead and when that happens, I'd mourn mostly by lamenting the times not spent with them like I did with my grandparents.
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>>74234571
wish i could drink myself jappy
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why is there no soulcalibre for ps4?
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Name a better cider

(you can't)
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>>74234049
tommy robinson is fucking hard lets be honest
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>>74234643
This is quite sad
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>>74234643
I have no intention or chance to ever move out, unless by some miracle we get a good government that builds lots of cheap social housing.
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>>74234694
somersby
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>tfw post your body on /fit/
>no one ever replies
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>>74234369
want to see aisha gulag her
sara is a nasty piece of work
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>>74234694
honestly never heard of scottish cider
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>>74234714

edgy kids out
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>>74234663
Sometimes I can. It's like a coin flip. Honestly as soon as I see qts I get depressed. The only thing that keeps me going through my loneliness is the fact I don't think about it.
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>>74233884
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>>74234748
post it here then you attention seeking runtcunt
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>>74234754
this

aisha is a qt fragile one. sara and rosy would be a fair fight
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>>74234757
Not even edgy lad. You're just missing out on life experience
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>>74234748
post it here, I bet it's nice x
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why do girls like vampires so much
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Buy me a 4chan pass and I'll pay you back in (you)s
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>>74234777
>>74234781
no...I dont want artificial (you)'s...it's not the same
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Doing a meltdown x
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>>74234517
you should have raped her
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>girl messages me saying she misses me
>I message her back saying I miss her too and asking what she's been up to
>she doesn't reply
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>>74234780
those things aren't life experience.

life experience is the stuff you don't get to do when you chained to a mortgage, rent, insurance, loans, car premiums, daily grind
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Always you can see him lurking in the hallways, carcasses of Caucasian females in his Crawlspace

Truly relapse is Eminem's best album
Em album ranking
1. Relapse
2. Slim shady EP
3. Infinite
4. Slim shady LP
5. Marshall Mathers LP
6. The Eminem show
7. Marshall Mathers LP 2
8. Recovery
9. Encore
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sounds like the flatmate is giving his 'irlfriend a good 'hagging
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When people ask what sort of girl I like I avoid the question because frankly it's redundant. I never get with any anyway so why bother considering it?
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>>74234829
but I want to see your body don't let me down x
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>>74234829
suit yourself
>>74234831
what's wrong lad
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>>74234872
Bullshit m8. Your fear of getting out there and thinking all that shit will prevent you from doing absolutely everything in life is what's stopping you. Grow a pair.
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>>74234873
>1. Relapse
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Cracked open a cold one lads
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>>74234896
Just tell them what sort of women you like wanking to
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>>74234896
never been asked that but i agree with you. aside from when i wank i don't even bother thinking about sex/love any more
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>>74234912
Shan't
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>>74234896
i've never been asked what sort of girl i like, and frankly that's an odd question
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>>74234929
only wank to traps lately
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>>74234869

she wanted to drag you back into her orbit la'
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in a bad mood

don't reply to me
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>>74234910
Dad just died haha xx
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>>74234928
>left hand

fuck off freak

try not to smudge LOL
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/brit/ seems more depressed and tearful than usual tonight
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want to sniff all your bellends and bumholes x
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>>74234896
in terms of looks or personality?

answering looks is pretty easy because everyone has a type they go for more than others. personality is a runt tier question and deserves no thought out response.
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*doesn't reply as he requests*
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Does anyone feel completely numb all the time? Like I don't feel any emotions anymore, I don't find real joy out of anything or look forward to anything.
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>>74234949
I love you <3
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>>74234949
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>>74234896

anything with a pulse desu
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>>74234977
saturday night badadadadedadada
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>>74234921
It's em at his best, pure horrorcore lyrical wordplay and the rhyming scheme is out of this world, off his head on drugs and literally manic
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>>74234966
damn, that's rough m8. sorry
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>>74234912
I'm ugly and weird. Every time I've considered the concept of relationships it's made me feel bad. Every time I've wanted to get with a girl it's been a horrible failure and made me feel worse.

So realistically, what's the point of having hope when it always leads to disappointment?
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>>74234968
My little sister started off by using her left hand during the first years of her life, luckily she switched hands at age 5 so we didn't have to burn her
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>>74234989
yeah I don't either
will probably kill myself within a month a two
my life was utterly pointless
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"type of woman" is not good phrasing. very objectifing
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>>74235007
Mate when the fuck did I ONCE mention relationships? That's another problem you've got, thinking life is nothing but getting pussy.
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tell us what you find

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
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>>74234981
i hope you like dick cheese, because i have phimosis and i haven't showered in 2 weeks
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>>74235000
>off his head on drugs
he made it after he quit drugs, that's why its shite
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packie_Bonner
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>>74235053
This nerd
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>>74235057
pics x
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Night has not gone as planned. I blame you for not wishing me good luck.
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does every lad in /brit/ have phimosis
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just had an idea to teach programming/computer science by hiring cute girls to teach it. NOT sluts, just regular girls who are cute
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>Turtle is here
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I'm just so fucking depressed I just cant seem to get out this slump if I could just get over this hump but I need something to pull me out this dump, I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up
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>>74235048
I do get out there in everything else though. I'm actually quite successful in work and life. I'm just a complete failure in relationships, and it's what's missing in my life and stopping me from being happy.
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>>74235123
no
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>>74235141
well obviously you don't, half your cock is missing
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Cant stand seeing rich people anymore. Can feel the tension in the air. The poor won't take being beaten down anymore. Class war rises
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>>74235157
I'll probably be rich some day, so fuck off?
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>>74235137
Nah. You think it is, you think some girl will make your life less monotonous and shit, she won't. Be happy by yourself
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>>74235157
shut up and clean my shoes you proletarunt
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>>74235184
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>>74235157
i remember napoleon saying something similar. still rich people in france.

so much for socialism eh.
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>>74235157
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She hasn't text me back in 18 minutes lads ha ha, what the fuck do i do
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>>74235063
Actually he wrote most of it when he was on drugs just released it when he got clean.
Why is it shite? You don't know a thing about hip hop it's lyrical genius.
Didn't have enough pop hits for you?
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>>74235198
bro u pls respond her after 28.75 minutes everyone nos that haha
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>>74235170
What sort of aim is that? Anyway, I'm failing my family and peers. If anything, it's a matter of guilt. I feel guilty for fucking up so much in that area when I'm good in other things.

Family matters to meet more than anything else really and I've fucked it.
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>>74235198
text a cute boy instead
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>>74235157
this has always been the situation
poor slaves feel nothing but envy and animosity towards their masters.

yet there will always be more rich people, more upper class, and the proles never move an inch because they are worthless.
every revolution ever has always been the middle classes overthrowing the upper-class, and usurping their position as the new elite.
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>>74235198
Abandon hope because you're doomed to loneliness like the rest of us.
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>>74235275
No, she said she wanted to see me yesterday, she likes me, fuck you
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>>74235299
No. She was stringing you along as a joke. Who would like you? You're a loser who it's fun to mock. She was never interested.
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>>74235322
No. I kissed her and then when I pulled away she pulled me back to kiss me again. Fuck you, fuck you
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>>74235299
i remember the last time a girl said that to me (7 years ago). i went to bed so happy then woke up to a text the next day saying "somethings come up, dont come" and i saw her like once after that and she off me 100%

hahahahaha didnt damage me at all clearly hahaha umm yeah good luck :)
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>>74235361
And you think that means something? More fool you I suppose. It'll just make you feel worse later when you realised how you were tricked. I've been in the same place, you know I'm right.

Just don't bother getting your hopes up. At best, you're a mistake. At worst, a joke.
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