Inventions from your cunt

Where should I start?

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The Airplane.

burger and Christianity

telephone, tv, penecilin, steam engine, radar, fridge are the first ones to come to mind, there's probably a list on wikipedia or somewhere

t. Scotland

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motorized sleds


also niggerball and hockey

>Pulk :D

google maps

>>74230445
t. UK

>>74230563

urm sweaty i clearly said scotland :) x
im sure the english have a couple

Chocolate
Water filters
The captcha

>>74230151
No you didn't

>>74230738
Olmecs (in Tabasco) invented Chocolate.

>>74230626
england invented scotland

>>74230822
No they didn't fuck you
We beat the shit out of the olm*cs

>>74230901
Yes we did you fag

>>74231005
No you didn't, y-you double nigger!

homosexuality and the treatment to cure it

Flash drive
You're welcome

>>74231869
what about the media

>>74231829
>homosexuality
that was Greece

>>74230151
>(you)

>>74230901
Guatemala is just an extension of Mexico tbqhwyfamalam

>>74230151
>being so assblasted you had to show the world at your olympics you """invented""" the airplane

monkeys can't fly

Duolingo

Pegging

>>74232919
Well...
if you want tb-h

>>74230539
maps was made by a denmarkian? wew

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This was mine.

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This one too, although he breaks shit.

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That dent was done on purpose. You're welcome.

>>74230068
>poor people in Spain start rolling tobacco fallen in the streets with paper
>rolled cigarretes are born
>eventually cancer on a stick becomes mass produced
we also invented lollipops (chupa chups), Mops (fregona), teleférico, autogyro (mix of helicopter and aircraft).......

>>74230068
Literally nothing.

>>74235128
You invented the best meat in the world, thank you bby

>>74233026
>being this jelly
we were the first to go to space too

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>>74234972
>denmarkian

The internet.

goon of fortune
shoeys

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>>74230068
we invented France and Germany

>>74230068
>mexican intelectuals

has finland ever invented anything?

>>74230068

Does the telephone count as Canadian? The guy was British (I think) but was living a couple hours from my house when he came up with the idea for the phone. I don't know, we always count it as Canadian history but whatever.

>>74230068
maradona
fingerprints
rape

>>74238751
Spurdo Spärde :DDDD

Islamic gommunism

jet boats
mclaren
other stuff

Jetboat
Atom splitter

>>74235128
Heart Bypass
First feature length animated film

>>74240606
By the thumbnail I thought it was a tarantula cake

>>74240606
Looks delicious desu. What's it filled with

>>74240674
google

>>74240740
fuck off faggot

>>74230738
>The captcha
REEEEEE

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries

We invented TV, radio, lump bulb, sputnik and VODKA. Yeah, you're welcome.

All of you and your third world inventions are pathetic. Imagine what you would be doing if America hadn't made the lightbulb.
You'd still be hanging rocks together in the dark

>>74241014
You're misinformed. That's we who indented lightbulb.

We made the yoyo.

>>74241085
No we did

>>74241071
You may have dented the lightbulb
But you made the lumpbulb>>74240989

>>74235446
That's russia

>>74241179
First object in space was German

>>74233579
O-oh... Alright then...

Sorry....

>>74241274
First piece of shit in space was Mexican.


Wait fuck.

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>>74238555
trips of truth

>>74230068
We invented everything we use,i invented a fucking nothing for now.