what did i do in my past life to deserve being born in this shithole?

Is the sun still up?
That should be comfy and qt desu :3

>>74228484

why not be a civilized human being and move to stavanger, oslo or even tromso instead of being a sami bridge troll?

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>>74228484
Kanske röstade du "Ja" 1905

>>74228484
Scared of Russia, yet?

>>74228568
No money, no job, no nothing...

>>74228567
Just went down :(

>>74228696

Join Norway's military. It's a joke from what I hear. Don't you have some sort of mandatory service?

>>74228619
I guess he's from Kirkenes. Locals go for shoping there.

Oh no, how unlucky you must be to be born in Norway.

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>>74228484
Her har du litt distriktspolitikk, kamerat ;)

>>74230899

this is now how I imagine every norwegian looks like

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>>74228484
dont worry its just as bad down here

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>>74231885

>dont worry its just as bad down here

do I win yet? this is a pissing contest between "1st world" countries yeah?

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>>74228484
You're that lad from Vardǿ? Haven't seen you around here in a long time. Reporting in from 1750km away. Travelling to Kirkenes for Grenselǿsfestivalen in September.

>>74232225
How wet are you on average

>>74232347

1-2 days a week not too bad

but it is hot as fuck up to 40-44 celcius (108 f) during summer

>>74232225
wat

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despite the bad weather, I'm fine living here

>>74232655

that looks comfy as fuck tb h

please don't destroy your trees your rainforest is beautiful as fuck

>>74232655
I could not handle being so far from water

>>74228484
Why don't you move down to southern Norway where there is actual civilization and jobs? You also have access to move anywhere within the EU, I'd kill to have that kind of freedom.

>>74228484
Just collect the gibsmedat and fuck the local sheep.

What's so bad about that life?

>>74232730
>Norway
>EU

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but you have northern lights

>>74232952
They have free travel don't they? Technically not in EU but they practically are.

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>>74232683
I don't think it will end soon. The rainforest is practically exclusive to the North region, which is the most undeveloped region.
The region I live is dry as fuck and it is like a savannah. We call it "cerrado". Pic related

>>74232706
You get used to it. I was born in a city which is 90km away from the sea, with cold and wet weather, but I'm living here for like 10 years and it just feels natural living in this hot and dry area.

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send help

>>74233265

You're almost to Svalbard! Swim, Sven!

>>74228484
Finnmark faggot hahahahaa

>>74233058
they do indeed have free movement as part of the EEA, he's a moron

>>74233265
>Bjornoya
really?

also I heard GPS stops working after you go past a certain latitude

There are good sides everywherw

At least you weren't born in Nikel or Murmansk

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At least you don't work in the mid-Atlantic

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blub blub blub

>>74234310
Do you work on a cargo ship or something?

>>74234785
Close but no. Deep Atlantic research vessel. If we didn't have wifi I'd go mad.

>>74234310
>yet got an american ip

wtf?

>>74234958
How do you get that job? Are you a scientist or a ship crewman?

>>74234958
How get job

I like ships

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>>74234310
I do. It's alright.

I don't, actually. I wish I did. I hear it's where Portuguese go to after they die.

>>74231885

Don't be a cunt, just be glad you weren't born in the North.

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I wish I was dead

>>74234999
It's from the satellites. I once flew on a plane from Germany to Norway and the wifi gave me an American flag. That's a screenshot from earlier though, hence the time

>>74235026
I'm an electrician and a fireman. I joined the navy after high school and kind of just transitioned into this job once I got out

>>74235103
>Toronto

Deal with it cunt. You could move to other nice "white" towns such as Whitby or Oshawa if you have a problem here.

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>>74232683
Oh yes, greatest ally. We will not destroy our forests and grow rich for it like you did. We rather have our forest than money.

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Where are my fellow rust belters?
>tfw economic stagnation

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>>74228484
I hate it here, it's not completely south, but nothing happens here, and it's humid as fuck 24/7.

>>74231885
Don't chat shit about Kent m8.

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>>74232683
>that looks comfy as fuck tb h
>being miles away from the sea

I couldn't do it. I need to be near the coast.

I for one like the shithole I got. It's dirty and there's gypsies everywhere, but housing and alcohol are cheap and the government's too broke and/or lazy to enforce most laws, so you can do pretty much anything you want, as long as you don't get caught.

You have to learn to find the beauty in things. Find the half eaten kit kat in the pile of garbage.

>>74235088
>>74238617
kidf pls go

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>>74228484
wet

damn i feel sorry for you, wanna swap places ? :)

>>74238680
very good p0st

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>tfw Mt Rushmore

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BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE SJW CITIES, I'll tell you that

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>>74235704
>Soweto vibes

>>74233265
Probably has cheaper and faster Internet than Australia.
(´・ω・｀)