Fighting for Rhodesia edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaKvA_OJjQI
Kill all Krauts.
>>74227207
Pop pop, watching skinnies drop
early again
Harry Potter and the Sexy Black Lady
Official list of runt names
Jordan
Kyle
Jay
Troy
Connor
Darren
Callum
Declan
Ashley
Tyler
Dwayne
Ryan
Liam
Wayne
Logan
Alfie
Archie
Dean
cara
>>74227255
Quick Draw's on paid vacation.
I reckon if you just sank a few of these vessels in open waters the migrants would stop coming to Europe and head somewhere else
>>74227207
take a break from your computer lol
>Rhodesia fantasising
hmm yes, the ol' 'tism is a rotten condition
need a russian gf
>voice technology
dumb gimmick that nobody uses
in all the years its been out, I've only seen one person doing the Siri thing in public and everyone stared at him like he was insane
>fatty thinking I will take her somewhere to eat just because she is begging
kek
KEK
if you think voice-operated tech will ever replace UI you're a retard
imagine a bunch of dipshits on bluetooth 24/7 browsing whatever websites by voice
COMPUTER LOAD UP 4CHAN PLEASE
SELECT POST NUMBER 74227240
DOWNLOAD IMAGE OF GOOK QT
Big soft cuddly cute bums
>>74227280
>The KOAR (King of all runts) name isn't there
Fucking gas yourself Jamie
>>74227295
Need to go further than that and tell them where to go, i think pakistan
>>74227320
pics
>Come out on the pull with us Anon! You can't stay inside on your own all night!?
>>74227323
Not only am I English, I'm also an English teacher you utter mong.
>all these triggered SPASTICS too fucking autismic and embarrassed to talk to their phone in public therefore it'll never catch on because us FUCKING MONGS are too afraid to use it
STATE
OF
YOU
if any of the cytube lads is reading this
pls come to our secret meeting place
What if AJ gets KO'd?
Love a good /brit/ strawpoll
Someone make one for this edition
>>74227306
cannot stand it when people don't mix rice with the sauce. what's the fucking point of plain rice
>>74227358
Nah you're alright lads. Have a good night though
>make a scientifically logical post that isn't considered fact because it goes against the MSM narrative
>manchildren on a burmese fishing board tell you you're dumb
hmm yes i am glad that i don't always shitpost and sometimes put a bit of effort in
>>74227378
>Hello Cortana
Ah yes, of all the things I shall never say, this is one of them
>It'll shrink back down when voice technology renders UI obsolete.
ah yes of course, phone screens are big to accommodate the UI
>>74227378
falsetto normiƩ
literally no one but dumb old people uses voice commands
Heyoo!
>>74227280
unironically on this list
fucking post pics of your fat girlfriend you worthless shitskin monkey
in thr bath x
>falsetto normiƩ
Been texting my mate's ex all day today
Should probably feel something about this morally. Maybe I'm the runt after all
>phone screens aren't bigger for better touch screen usability
imagine being this "human"
imagine being a leaf
>>74227332
the jamie's i've met have been ok
fuck off troy
In a time of Universal Normiedom, being fat is a revolutionary act
>>74227378
>hey siri
>er
>i'm sorry i don't understand "er" why don't you talk like a fucking human being you absolute runt
>nvm sorry
>>74227464
>>74227475
>he fits in a bath
are you literally 5'5"
>>74227501
t. jamie the absolute BENDER
>>74227529
It's Jamie T, mate
Just so you don't embarrass yourself next time we're discussing Sheila
>>74227512
>AI domination will be a fetish in the future
What a time to be alive/
>>74227529
5'4
>>74227517
not nearly fat enough
>phone screen costs Ā£2
>repair costs Ā£100
hmm ..
business idea
>better touch screen usability
somehow getting stupider by the post desu
>>74227485
Been texting my ex's mate all day today
She seems alright with the whole thing though
going to play rocket league and listen to asmr
it's like taking uppers and downers at the same time
or so i imagine
>stupider
he's not even human
>Require more alcohol
Shops shut for 2 days. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>74227682
Why are the shops shut for 2 days?
>>74227619
>rocket league
i remember playing that 8 years ago
>>74227696
Sunday + May Day.
>>74227388
okay
****OFFICIAL VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL FOR THIS EDITION****
http://www.strawpoll.me/12859487
http://www.strawpoll.me/12859487
http://www.strawpoll.me/12859487
just spotted the
>reddit spacing
meme
on /tv/
haha
Computer, compose and post a reply on /brit/.
>>74227619
Do you jack off to ASMR? legit question because I don't get it myself
>>74227207
rhodeisa was a shithole
>>74227713
mayday mayday there's a kraut with no alcohol
>>74227277
>posting this on /brit/ and /brit tv/
runt
>>74227791
u mad bro?
>>74227780
Fucking fuming. Will be able to leech off a friend for most of Monday but will be painfully sober on Sunday and Monday night. Fucking stupid existence.
>>74227716
*opens this*
*frowns at foreign language*
*closes*
anime
>>74227716
Selected bocadillos but this didn't seem particularly /brit/ centric for some reason
>>74227839
ok yeah
>>74227772
>jack off
>>74227780
Actually laughed out loud at this
It's always the simple ones
Just did a cheeky LSD. Feeling woke.
If blacks are inferior then how did Gaddafi manage to create such a paradise
CHECKMATE white supremacy tards
>>74227772
No. I used to get it during optician visits mostly or when someone whispered in my ear and now I just use it as quiet background noise. It's just pleasant.
>>74227839
Mantenha seu anime em /luso/, puto
>>74227823
>not having a wine cellar full of excellent vintages to have whenever the need arises
>>74227825
it's neck and neck in the strawpoll m8, it's getting pretty tense i suggest you reconsider and make your voice heard
>>74227849
au contraire, this is a brand new /brit/ gimmick fresh out of the oven mate. this is /brit/ in its purest form
>tfw you remember you are 1/4th Italian and therefore not wh*te
Ah yes. Feels good to be a PoC in a post-wh*te world
>>74227207
why doesn't this stuff happen anymore? back in the day people would just go on raids through south america taking over countries, why did all that stop?
>>74227882
Honestly had always assumed it was seedier than everyone made it out to be
>>74227716
>otra cosa que tortilla
matate ahorita
>>74227897
How do people lap up propaganda from literal african dictators
>>74227905
don't tell me what to do
>>74227910
Got one and a half bottles of 3 euro plonk. Won't be enough to see me through.
>>74227965
BRASILEIROS FORA!
>>74227963
Mongoloids here will swallow anything as truth, no matter how idiotic, as long as it seems subversive enough
>>74227900
Still find the whole thing so weird as I've never experienced it
If you're watching the videos and not feeling the ASMR then you're just watching a video of a bird whispering about hair and it's pretty fucked
>>74227817
these two omg xDD
>>74227839
>>74227897
>Mongoloids here will swallow anything as truth, no matter how idiotic, as long as it seems subversive enough
>>74227951
i mean some people do use it as a gf substitute but most of it is just people making noises that give you tingles
>>74228045
Suppose it's weird for you, but isn't that the case for most things that others enjoy that you don't?
who here /stressed about work/
Supposed to do a presentation on Monday and have no idea what I'm doing
just arsed about on reddit and the 'chon the past few weeks
>>74228115
on a bank holiday?
>>74228082
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense actually. Feel I must've seen the comments from people in the gf substitute category acting like they just enjoyed the sounds, which is what makes the whole thing so creepy sometimes
>>74227956
en este strawpoll bocadillos y tortilla son iguales
loco
There should be a sexier word for foreskin
>>74227774
proof?
>>74228115
haven't been stressed about anything since I was 15. As fedora as I'll sound, Pale Blue Dot genuinely changed my life. Whether or not it was for the better, remains to be seen.
>>74228115
>on Monday
NOT TODAY BRENDAN
>>74228167
t. 18 year old
>>74228115
You look out your window at the cold grey dawn
It's seven o'clock on a Monday morning
Pour a cup of coffee,
better make it a strong one
>>74228089
Can't fault that at all tbf. It just seems specifically weird in the case of ASMR though because it's all about a feeling, and I guess I'm a bit thrown by the fact that people can experience a feeling that I have never experienced myself despite having watched the exact same video
moving out of the 'rents'
>>74228144
well on 4chan it'll obviously bring out those types. but you look at bob ross videos on youtube and those are essentially ASMR too and you'll find the comment sections there full of people saying how relaxing and soothing it is
>>74228155
Yank repellent
>haven't been stressed about anything since I was 15. As fedora as I'll sound, Pale Blue Dot genuinely changed my life. Whether or not it was for the better, remains to be seen.
I cried more at when my pet died than when my gran died. Is that normal?
cop or not
>rice or naan
it depends on the curry
>>74228291
>Still going on about this
Grimmest Saturday night in fucking ages
>>74228291
Or both?
>>74228281
>>74228278
yes
where should i go for a city break lads?
>>74228341
IMAJYUN
>>74228350
Sheffield
>>74228329
that's too stodgy
>>74228350
solihull
>>74228247
But is ASMR just soothing? Because I'd say shit like the sound of rain is soothing, but people always act like ASMR is more like experiencing an emotion
>>74228377
I would unironically accept Reviewbrah as my King.
>>74228392
You watching your figure darlin?
>>74228341
photoshopped af
>>74228322
Sorry. Had literally just left the curry house when I made that poll because the question haunted me. Least it brought us all together though
love it when tim mutters out a swear word
>>74228428
mate, he's just wearing different clothes lol
>>74228428
no thats just the difference facial hair and good lighting can make
>Trump: May is now "Jewish American Heritage Month":
>>74228428
tranny on the right?
>>74228501
let's hope so
>>74228350
liverpool
told you last time and you said you'd do it
alternatively madrid
>>74228403
Not him but I find it soothing, it just relaxes me. Get the same feeling when I'm having my hair cut or I'm at the GP
>>74228115
not here
2 weeks until internship to comfily go through introduction to algorithms, K&R, and who knows, maybe learn ruby if i feel like it. get to work, wagie
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there amongst them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
>>74228377
this runt will be tim in 10 years
he already fled to florida to escape from a gang of blacks he was convinced was harassing him
anyone want a cuddle?
>>74228501
no, that's syrian girl partisan
>>74228341
>>74228428
>>74228522
Mental that he ended up being a bender lmao
>>74228501
>>74228428
>
>>74228593
enjoyed this movie ngl
>>74228552
Poor poor fool. You are clearly uninitiated in Reviewbrah lore.
>>74228553
Could do with one
>godawful thing called Marcus Hausen
>>74228581
Would have him 2bh
might apply for a call centre job but I'm scared I'll apply for the same one ribena works at
>>74228631
bit gay
>>74228546
fuck this song gives me the feels
i was listening to it a lot when i first went to uni. if i hear it now it brings me right back into that moment
Only one enemy remained; two, if you counted god
>>74228661
good lad
>>74228687
>AverageKiwi.jpg
>>74228546
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Ted
>>74228608
peak 2004-core
the fight is pretty good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
>>74228726
good post
>>74228793
I'll show you a good fight!
*gives you the 'ol one-two"
good thread
>>74228546
It was early in the morning when he rode into the thread
He came riding from the /b/ side slowly lookin' all around
He's a Janitor loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some banning with the hotpocket on his hip
Hotpoket on his hip
Ever watch Tim and worry that's where you're headed?
>tfw no girlfriend
https://youtu.be/ZgJfr-195xk
huh
>>74228886
wow you totally got him! fuck drumpf!!!
>>74228886
ZLOOOOOOORMPTFTTTTT
>>74228903
>>74228920
love how the stupid rorke immediately jump to his defence. mindless peons
I don't seed torrents
>>74228946
You are worse than Hitler
>>74228935
>peon
obscure 2016 gimmick
>>74228886
Look, having nuclear ā my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart ā you know, if youāre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iām one of the smartest people anywhere in the world ā itās true! ā but when youāre a conservative Republican they try ā oh, do they do a number ā thatās why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune ā you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weāre a little disadvantaged ā but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me ā it would have been so easy, and itās not as important as these lives are ā nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatās going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? ā but when you look at whatās going on with the four prisoners ā now it used to be three, now itās four ā but when it was three and even now, I would have said itās all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donāt, they havenāt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itās gonna take them about another 150 years ā but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
>>74228233
love these archetypes.
I've successful gone from mouse to cerebretron to wagey.
and they all have descrbied me to a T
>2.2-4 How can we modify almost any algorithm to have a good best-case running time?
took me a couple seconds but i realized the answer would be to make a random guess and check if it's correct. us computer scientists can be so cheeky sometimes haha, any other compsci lads in here?
>>74228961
>>74228966
ā
>>74228618
by giving a shite you are clearly the much greater fool
metric is inferior because base-10 is an inherently flawed numerical system
prove me wrong
>>74228935
ummmm no sweetie x
>>74229118
Mathematically inferior, but more intuitive to humans.
>/brit/ is extremely slow on a saturday night
just more proof literally everyone here is a closet normie
>>74229147
base-12 can be counted on the segments on each finger
Hate myself
>>74229165
>Thumb isn't a finger
I will end you
>>74229183
lmao
need a heat gun but they cost like Ā£30 ree bollox
Marxist Jewish propaganda
Race mixing, diversity, white genocide - brought to you by Comedy Central
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD-MUhMm7lM
>>74229148
its the fight, half of /brit/ is in /box/
*gets schwifty*
>>74229194
you can't think of a good counter argument so you resort to meming
Big Nig wins
The gf
>>74229228
it just finished
Imagine being so calcified that thirty pounds sterling is a significant amount of money.
>>74229211
>gun
reported to gchq
>>74229232
I love rick and morty too!!
>>74229243
How long until she finishes secondary school?
If you can drive you don't belong here
Slavs BTFO
Ah yes (((Anthony Joshua)))
should i post my cat
>>74229299
Agreed. /brit/ is a strictly cager-free general
>>74229303
it went way longer than expected, considering wlad had age against him he did very well
SHAT AP BLAD
>>74229325
nah
the goal gf
He showed his British bulldog attitude
>>74229325
yes please x
>>74229299
i got my licence in january last year and have not touched a steering wheel since
>>74229349
nigger
>still believing rain comes from clouds
i have felt rain when the sky was clear
im not the only one
we're being lied to
>klitschko is 41 years old
is that allowed
>>74229303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BxymlODINw
Me in the green and red tunic.
>Harry Potter 6
Its half depressing Voldemort backstory, and half horny teenagers shagging
I love this film
>>74229411
That the one where the just go camping for ages or is that deathly hallows part 1?
>>74229374
here you go
>>74229456
What's it called?
>>74229440
>or is that deathly hallows part 1?
Objectively the best film.
>>74229411
wish i was voldemort desu
>>74229440
You're thinking of 7, where Harry and Hermione have the surprisingly explicit love scene
6 is the one before that
>>74229486
Teddy
silly name for a cat i know, my parents named him
Brits let Anglos in Rhodesia and the South die because they loved niggers
god dang it
don't even remember 6, what happens in that one then?
>>74229539
It's the one where Aslan comes back.
>>74229539
Joshua went down and looked unsteady af
when i used to wear glasses, i used to be the spitting image of Harry Potter
school was hell
>>74229487
Philosopher's Stone is the best, sorry
Genuine sense of magic and charm, and the bad acting is still excusable as they're all about twelve
Also dumbledore does every speech like he's on death's door and It sort of impressive to watch and think that they expected seven more films from the man
>>74229539
dumbledore dies
>>74229562
yeah ref should've stopped it but it was rigged so he didn't
>>74229487
nah 4 is
>>74229539
dobby kills gandalf
patrician film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP51U_QBx48
how do I keep my nipples hard? going to a pool tomorrow and i've got big nipples but they look fine when they are hard. I'm thinking putting some tooth numbing cream on them or something
anyone had experience with this?
>>74229566
still get called McLovin even though I'm a foot and a half taller than him and I don't even have the same colour hair
just found out bill nye isn't even a real scientist or doctor
he has no qualifications, he's a TV actor
>>74229505
Admittedly it feels instinctively like a dog name, but I can dig it. He looks lovely though, hope you're both having a nice evening
>>74229604
just let me suck on them lad
>>74229582
Bollocks. Vlad never had Joshua in a position where it should have been stopped.
The stoppage in 11 was justified as Vlad was on the ropes, Joshua was unloading on him and and Vlad wasn't defending himself.
connected my big screen tv up to my computer
rearranged my room so i can see my tv from bed
using the ol' wireless mouse and keyboard and some bluetooth headphones and shitposting from bed
this. is. the. life.
>>74229604
try playing with them regularly
every time you wank play with your nipples too
>>74229627
he has a degree
more than will ever be said for me
>>74229566
Used to look like the Milky Bar kid. Life is suffering.
just found out that I'm immortal
what should I do first
>>74229635
thanks x
>>74229562
Then got up, composed himself and recovered. What's your point?
>>74229640
t. blackie mcnignog
>>74229487
Nah, 3 is.
Stuck to the books the least and was all the better for it. All the following directors copied the bleak lighting style because of how well it worked, not to mention the nice techniques he had going on like using the Whomping Willow to show time advancing.
Only other answer I'll accept is 1. The rest really do not come close.
>>74229503
The end ones all sort of blur together for me. Think I enjoy the charm of the earlier ones desu.
ahhh yes /brit/ known for housing the finest boxing referees in the world
>>74229503
>>74227791
>/brit tv/
weeeeeeeeeeew how many boards a have a /brit/ general now
imagine watching people punch each other for fun
>Brother won Ā£232.36p from betting Ā£20 on AJ to win
>I forgot to bet
>>74229696
fun fact: 1 & 2 were shit
>>74229684
My point was telling someone what happened. I'm glad Joshua won.
Someone asked me what happened and I told them.
>>74229743
We must colonise.
>>74229627
he has a degree in mechanical engineering from Cornell and worked at Boeing for like ten years before going into show business
>>74229604
Exact same problem. Not even fat, just have an absolute mess of a body
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE
bought some frozen fish and forgot to put it in the fridge like 8 hours ago
chuck?
*saturates the market*
>>74229785
Cook it into something now, should be rite. Otherwise chuck.
>>74229765
the like a cancer, or a virus
makes you think
>>74229753
what, weren't the odds heavily in favour of AJ
*Liquidises the assets*
>>74229352
fatalia
>>74229846
wouldn't have capitalised the 'l' if I were making this post
*uses foreign exchange reserves to offset currency depreciation*
*rebalances my portfolio*
>>74229777
>Bem was a Nigerian wizard who attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 1991 to 1998.
>He was Sorted into Gryffindor and is in Harry Potter's year, however he does not dorm with Harry and friends.
Why is JK Rowling so fucking racist?
Why wasn't Bem allowed to share a dorm with the white kids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4
still love this
>>74229759
See
>>74229571
Quite stubborn about this one, even though I will openly admit I'm using 'best' to mean 'my favourite'
>>74229956
Rhodesian school rules
>>74229956
Honestly if enough people tweeted her about it she'd pull some reason out her arse
>>74229956
the real head scratcher is that he delivers these lines in the 3rd film
>...it's among the darkest omens in our world.
>Black could be anywhere.
>>74229960
blormpf btfo
>>74229571
richard harris was a better dumbldore than gambon
>>74229518
the south africans and rhodesians would have protected the mineral wealth and became powerful in africa. mugabe and the rest sold out for peanuts
can't find a good apple these days
>>74229518
no
the international community caused that to happen
>>74229884
Wouldn't have posted this post if I were making this post
>>74229518
>>74230029
>>74230054
dae black people are stupid xD not racist though!!
in what sense is base 10 flawed? it's the same as any other base
>>74230115
>dae black people are stupid xD not racist though!!
but they are
I'm not even being racist
it's the truth
>>74230132
got to 10th base wiv ur mum
We did it senpai
Britain making boxing great again
>>74230132
it has different divisors
>but they are
>I'm not even being racist
>it's the truth
>>74230115
Oh sorry SA and Z*mbabwe are commie utopias, were the vast mineral wealth is shared among the peoples
>>74230202
South Africa is much richer now than it was under apartheid
alri
>>74230115
I'm racist
Go to reddit if you don't like it
>>74230237
Who is this goblin?
>>74230219
so has every other country in the world
>>74230269
Not really
>>74229753
>>74229843
Yes they were, he obviously had a more complex bet than AJ to win
>>74230219
t. umbangwe mabongo deshawn mugabe the third
>>74230267
eleven forty-two
>>74230115
the average iq of an african is below 80
around 80 is classified as mild mental retardation in any western country
>>74230326
Something for the Irish to aspire to
>>74230280
yes really
you can type in any country's name and then gdp into google
and you'll get a graph that goes up
apart from maybe a few failed states
>>74230342
whose fault is that I wonder
I have spent the past hour trying to come up with an online dating username that is all of witty, funny, warm, engaging, flirtatious, self-confident, worldly, non-quirky, and unpretentious
What the fuck do I call myself. I'm thinking
>[First name][Adjective]
Is the best for guys, but every adjective I can think of sucks