/brit/

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/balt/

HUGELY important survey (not GCHQ, promise)
http://www.strawpoll.me/12858902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQOX7Z9aiQ0

banging this in my civic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUTX1zddvSw

anime anime

Extremely important supplementary post to the OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4

wasn't aware rasheed was an actual name

limmy's on

Why does this kraut keep making threads

is eating spicy food before a night out drinking a bad idea

>>74224884
>car passes blasting amazing tunes
>drives away before you can open Shazam

reEEEeeEE

>>74224937
pua w-ah

>>74224944
have you ever heard the jokes about how Germans wake up at 5am to put their towels on sunbeds when they're on holidays?
its like that

this god awful thing called marcus hausen, this thing whatever it is

might do a no gf
come to think of it, might do a million

>>74224982
Genuinely amusing comment

>>74224972
Sorry mate I don't speak whatever that is.

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>>74224944
This: >>74224982

Arbeit macht frei.

im going to annoy you right back at yourself you clown idiot

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What pepe best represents how you are currently feeling?

>>74224982
>jokes

>>74224862
>one "just a naan" vote
Who IS this person?

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How will drumpf ever recover?

>>74225073
>philips
why not siemens?

>>74225081
That isn't a Pepe btw.

>>74225117
Overwhelming German manufacturing superiority

just accidentally doxxed myself for a 4th time

>>74224862
>rice and naan

Do you have potatoes with your chips too?

>>74225129
not an argument

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>>74225081
reckon you're some NSA cunt doign a datamine
anyway, the classic

>>74225155
Not even remotely comparable and don't sit there pretending they are.

>>74225152
No worries man, don't trouble yourself even if it's Medina. What God teaches us is that 1 person in Christ can be the majority, even when it's thousands against him.

I am glad you like what you've seen. Christ, however, gives us the chance to not only see and hear about him, but to live him and experience everything that is about him.

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>>74225081
https://youtu.be/KUwjNBjqR-c

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*burp*
God's dead

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>>74225081

>>74224862
rice & puri > rice & naan

clowning bloody idiot who wants to send me them stupid little girly fucking messages i mean what the hell is this person on

>>74225155
Are you just rice or just name?

Scarborough and Whitby are lovely places. They need annexing by Lancashire asap.

>>74225181
If you went to India and ordered a rice with naan you would get some very strange looks

>>74225225
paj

>>74225225
Who cares?

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>>74225081

>>74225221
Naan, I mean. Visible phoneposting wahey

>>74225145
but philips is dutch....

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>>74225081

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>IM A PICKLE MORTY
>PICKLE RICK

listening to panpipe music

wow this is a very fast general :)
why is it so fast :)

Follow the way of Jesus. In essence God is Love. So don't be afraid. The sinful nonsense on this board can scare you but Love will conquer.

Hate lads who type like girls. Going to deck the next cunt who ends a text with "x"

got called roundeye at the chinky

>>74224838
Fuck off we're full

>>74225306
Lots of British boys stay inside on the internet rather than going out and having fun. Very sad!

>>74225270
>dutch

Ah yes you mean Lower Lower Saxony?

you onerous revolting person hausen

>>74225306
I accidentally stirred the pot with my curry question
Sorry la'

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>>74225081

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its true folks, its true

chip butties aren't real

While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."

>>74225328
calm down sweetie x

>>74225382
bit gay t.b.H.

>>74225382
so he encourages cannibalism? what a fucking savage

>>74225382
Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you.

This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.

ideal gf

>naturally blonde
>blue eyed
>sunkissed skin
>gr8 feet
>looks tall but is actuall 5'6 because she's slim
>fit buns
>decent pair of chebs
>isn't a bitch

>>74225382
Tell me more.

Love lads who type like girls. Going to befriend the next legend who ends a text with "x"

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god bles yanks

>>74225306
I once fucked a Lithuanian girl called danguale or however you spell it. She was so fucking beautiful with her big blue eyes and platinum blonde hair but she was pretty skinny.

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>oh anon-kun, whats that?
>you wanna MAGA all over my Brexit?

>>74225438
helo sweaty :) xxx

things

ideal gf

>150 kilos

>>74225427
umm racist and sexist much?

hol up hol up hol up

so there are actual people that don't think Klitschlo will win on points?

ideal /brit/ poster

>not a leaf

>>74225490
*knocks you out*

heh, nothing personnel kid

Ideal gf:
Thicc black hair
Blue eyes
pale skin
5'5
Likes to sing and do cute dances in the kitchen
Good with kids

Been a good night for British fighters. Now we just need Joshua to win, even if he is a shitskin.

>>74225490
Do not care in the slightest

>>74225188
ty man

>>74225466

If she wont crack my skull when she sits on my face im not interested

>>74225519
haha good one pal fair play
*playfully pretends to get hit*

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ideal gf desu

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doing a roll

My wife of 8 yrs was recently made to leave the UK .
I am a UK citizen and she is from the Philippines.
The reason that she had to leave is that even though I work full time without claiming benefits, I live in a rural, low income area of the UK and earn less than the government's arbitrary minimum income threshold of £ 18,600 p.a. for UK citizens who are married to non EU spouses.
75% of the population of Hereford earn less than this income threshold - introduced by Theresa May in 2012 when she was Home Secretary.
The law is an abomination of human decency.
The way that my wife has been treated is nothing short of disgraceful.
Vote for Theresa May at your peril.

>>74225533
VERY good lad

>>74225567
*votes Tory*

>>74225557
foxy knoxy indeed

I'd probably play dangerous sex games with her desu

>>74225169
There is nothing to argue about. That is "Help. Helper" or Apu Apustaja. It a variant of Pepe the Frog. Thanks for playing.

I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying

>>74225567
Yellow fever race traitor RUNT

>>74225567
stupid rorkes

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>1 new text from mum: Hope you are doing well, have you been taking your antidepressants?
haha no you dumb bitch

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>>74225610

isn't it crazy that MSG is a thing?

>ah yes, let me pour this chemical in powder form on this shitty food to trick your brain into thinking it likes it

should be illegal

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*kills career and reputation*

ideal gf:
>4'10
>160lbs
>big butt
>underbite
>blue eyes, near-white blonde hair
>smokes
>tiny feet

>>74225628
please gib me your mom

>>74225653
the fuck was he thinking?

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>hey Anon I changed my screensaver
>check this out :)

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>race traitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhThbgtWwI

This is MSG (mad synthwave general)

>>74225557
Its funny because shed be in prison for life if she wasn't sexy as fuck

isn't it crazy that leafs are a thing?

>ah yes, let me make a shitty post and foul up your otherwise perfect general

should be illegal

Can advanced speakers clearify me this:
Laying - to lay on eggs
Lying - to tell a lie (non truth)
Lying - to lie on bed
Did I got this right? Is this the same or I fucked up something?

got a Korean gf but I earn over the so called threshold

shall continue voting for mummy may

>>74225671
good lass

>>74225648
there is literally nothing wrong with msg

can't understand how you turborunts get so worked up over random ingredients and/or methods of food preparation

>

MSG is used in the food industry as a flavor enhancer with an umami taste that intensifies the meaty, savory flavor of food, as naturally occurring glutamate does in foods such as stews and meat soups.[2][3] It was first prepared in 1908 by Japanese biochemist Kikunae Ikeda, who was trying to isolate and duplicate the savory taste of kombu, an edible seaweed used as a base for many Japanese soups. MSG as a flavor enhancer balances, blends, and rounds the perception of other tastes.[4][5]

why the FUCK are we calling the "new flavor" umami instead of savory if we already have a f***ing word for it

are there any good 3rd person WW2 games?

the start of Mafia 2 got me thinking it would be a good idea

>>74225670
>thinking

>implying engineering graduates can think

>>74225655
>4'10
Nonce

>>74225720
laying eggs is the physical act of "birthing" them

laying means putting something down, like laying down the law

the rest is correct

>>74225754
she was the nonce, i was 16 and she was 20. her mom "homeschooled" her a couple years, and the state didn't recognize it as such

>>74225687
>That pixel art

Absolute quinoa

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

>>74225720
>to lay on eggs
this would mean a person sleeping on some eggs, so im assuming it's not what you meant. "to lay eggs" would make sense though, meaning when a chicken produces eggs
The other two are correct.
"to lay" is when you make an object that is not you lie down. So you could say "I laid a wreath" meaning you put a wreath down. But you wouldn't say "I laid down"
To lie is when you lie down.

>>74225702
Honestly hate them. Fine with any other poster in /brit/ though
Would vote for whichever political party promised to remove leaf posters from our general

>>74225746
Not what you're after at all but Freedom Fighters is class.

>>74225754
there are some javs where the girl is 135cm. weird innit

>>74225792
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>74225791
Nice.

>>74225746

The Saboteur? its more average than good though desu. Brothers in Arms hells highway goes into third person when you take cover

>>74225773
a more appropriate example would be laying tiles or something like that tbf

>>74225813
Banterous wordplay

>>74225809
>>74225754
i remember in sixth form there was a girl who looked about 8
properly strange, not sure how that happens

>>74225820
>irish protag
Never dropped a game as fast.

>>74225819
wasn't really nice, i never got it in because i was nearly as autistic then as i am now. i think she just used me to boost her ego and bc she liked drama/attention 2bh

*takes your towel off the sunbed and throws it in the pool*

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>>74225796

>>74225869

fuck off racialist

Reminder that most Indian cuisine is disgusting. Anglo-Indian cuisine, however, such as the chicken tikka massala, is god-tier.

>>74225878
*annexes the Sudetenland*

Will somebody PLEASE own up as the "just a naan" voter on today's poll

>>74225773
>>74225799
So not telling a truth and position in which you sleep are the same and their present continuous is the same?
That's weird.
I can recognize them by context but standalone that's confusing.

gonna glass the cunt that threw my fucking towel in the pool

>>74225910
*raises paw* owo

what are we talking about?

>>74225874
don't really give a fuck about your life you fat yank cunt x

>>74225897
*penetrates your defensive line*

>tfw only girls under 5'2" flirt with me
>tfw I'm 6'6"
>tfw I'll always be alone because only noncebait fancies me
not a fan

*throws a towel in the pool*

>>74225918
I would be lying to you if I told you that was incorrect

aka yes

>>74225918
To be honest mate, if you start picking out inconsistencies with the English language, you'll here all day
Heard English is a nightmare to learn as a second language, and it doesn't surprise me at all

>>74225947
*penetrates deep into your flanks using Blitzkrieg doctrine and encircles you*

>>74225934
http://www.strawpoll.me/12858902/

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>>74225981
hanz what are you doing... this didn't work the last 2 times...

the ira were terrorist scum

Link to the fight lads?

>>74225918
yeah it's weird, you have to just pick it up by context. There are a lot of inconsistencies in english because words from different roots that sound similar are picked up and made the same. So if you have one word from french and one word from german that sound almost the same but have different meanings, their sounds converge
good luck learning english

Why the fuck are there so many white/black relationships on telly? I'm not usually a rorke but this is fucking ridiculous. There aren't even that many black people in this country yet it's hard to go a night without seeing a couple interracial relationships being shoved in to your face on TV. Why? I don't buy that it's the jews. Maybe it's illuminati or reptilians. I don't know. There's something sketchy going on though.

>>74226013
proddy nordie hands typed this post

*poos on your towel*

>>>/tv/82193923

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>>74225720

ill lay you on the fucking ground mate

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>>74226053
these hands?

>>74226015
http://sportival.net/anthony-joshua-vs-wladimir-klitschko-sky-box-office-live-stream/

NEED an obese gf

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Post powerful and important images. I'll start.

any kino recs?

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anyone have the dick reaction of his broad?

>>74226097
extremely good and important post

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>>74226097
>>74226128

>>74226097
if you're talking about 160lbs at 4'10 yes she was technically obese, but it was all in her ass and thighs. she was like a pillow. the lads made fun of me bc of her cellulite but i didn't care

>>74225971
>Heard English is a nightmare to learn as a second language, and it doesn't surprise me at all

Easiest language in the world. I can teach anyone the basics and start talking in 2 hours. But they can study it for 10 years or more and still have more to learn.

>>74226120
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1019452/

>>74226168
mmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smPCvUJmcHc

>>74226049
Liberal elites (not as in global financial elites, but as the petit bourgesois in charge of the civil service, tv productions etc) like multiculturalism

>>74226125
i want to suffocate in her chebs

>>74226049
myriad of factors

embrace the wmbf

>>74226168
she's a fat cunt and you're a fat cunt so it doesn't even matter you fat cunt

>>74226120
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307453/

>>74226094
Cheers laddo

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>most the pictures on my camera roll are either of food, my pets or selfies

>>74226172
>>74226199
fuck off you fat sausage eating faggot x

Every other post in /box/ is either who got a stream or when does the fight start

Cba with it

i'm off out

>>74226172
Oh, maybe I should start being less friendly and encouraging when people ask me questions on the English language then
What makes it so easy though? If that isn't a really hard thing to summarise, that is

what a kawaii morning

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>>74226236
>taking selfies

>someone posts a piccy i made
extremely good feeling lads

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watched this and I dont know why

>>74226236
Found an old photo album the other night and almost every single picture in it was a picture of me and the 10/10 that lives across the street when we were younger. Apparently we were "boyfriend and girlfriend" for years.

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... Guitar Selfie ...

>>74226304
I put them on Instagram and Whatsapp

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CUTE
CUTE

>>74226251
>What makes it so easy though?

It just lacks a lot of the unnecessary complexity of several other languages (genders, cases, alphabet, tones, conjugated plurals etc.). Like, it could theoretically be further simplified, but of all the major world language's at the moment it's by far the easiest. A lot of this has to do with history. Old English used to be complicated as fuck but the Danes wouldn't put up with it so they just straight up said they weren't going to deal with all that shite and simplified it.

>>74226352
reeeEEeEEEeeEeeEEEe

Ahh yes 190kg is in /box/ too

SHANT be posting there

>>74226200
1) she was well proportioned, her belly didn't protrude at all. she had small tits and her tits extended further than her stomach
2) i'm just trying to get 1 plate ohp for working weight, can already do it for 1x3, so i have to bulk a little longer

ah yes... koreans

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2017/03/six-bomb-show-the-results-of-becoming-prettier-after

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why does this cunt look so weird?

Who even is he? (on the left)

>>74226346
Literally just watching the video where he took that selfie.

>>74226346
has his hot water been fixed

hungry

>>74226372
good old danes

>>74226247
I left cuz lickdicki is in there

>>74226395
fuck sake lad i couldn't hear you through all the fucking food in your gub you fat cunt

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How to get gf?

>>74226408
kazakhstan?
>>74226417
yes

>>74226429
Danes are pretty based. King Cnut is deffo underrated.

going to do a cide

>>74226443
it's my cheat day you ass. once a week i eat what i want, the other days i eat what i need.

>>74226408
Bomber.

>>74226408
The future wbc heavyweight champion of the world, beyonce 'the bronze bummer Wilder's worst nightmare

TONY
O
N
Y

BELLEW
E
L
L
E
W

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fucking PENG

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... 2 months to live selfie ...

>>74226491
yeah it's a shame your fat fucking arse neds 6000 calories a day then isn't it you fat cunt

>>74226511
wow it's almost as if our understanding of science changes over time

>>74226521
>a phone not made my sony
Nah

Mate last night said he didn't like Robocop, the original one. 16 years of friendship, down the fucking drain.

>>74226521
which is this

>>74226328
Show them to her you mong. Girls love that shit.

>>74226372
Yeah, admittedly I did always think that gendered words were a ball ache in other languages and that they'd be far easier without, but I wasn't sure if I thought that just because English didn't have gendered words
I suppose a lot of complexities in the English language just come from the small quirks, not the overall rules

>normblots live to own the latest phone or sneakers

cannot fathom

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why yes, I would like a whole bucket of chicken

>>74226579
What do you live for

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>>74226579
>sneakers

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>Show them to her you mong. Girls love that shit.

just finished writing some code at the starbucks with my girl friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa9eksbc_lE

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>>74226398
>http://www.allkpop.com/article/2017/03/six-bomb-show-the-results-of-becoming-prettier-after

>>74226559
>walk over to someone's house
>knock on their door
>when they answer it you hold up an old dusty scrapbook
>"I FOUND PICTURES OF YOU"
>she falls instantly in love
state of leafmongs

>>74226589
>buying food by the bucket
Animals.

>>74226461
Sick name tbf, both in its hilarious spelling and it's genuinely really nice sounding pronunciation

>>74226521
Curved screen is a gimmick

lot of 'ggers in here tonight

>>74226579
>sneakers
*cocks back my RAPTUROUS right hook*

*ding dong*
*opens door*
yo Amandaaaaa.... wassup?

err hi?

I'm Caleb

...

from across the street

...

Mary's son

oh right, what do you want

well well well do I have something that will interest you

*opens photo album*

who's that cool customer with the smokin hottie on his arm? recognise them? *winks*

fuck off you absolute freak or I'll get my boyfriend to beat you up

>>74226579
Greater London

"civic" in japanese is pronounced "shivicu"

>>74226589
I remember the mong from my school who got diabetes from eating too much kfc and other shite

>>74226610
very patronising

>>74226549
>Sony
ugly UI

>>74226579
>sneakers
FOY

>>74226521
>phone too big to fit in your pocket
literally what's the point, just buy a tablet at that point

>>74226545
i think you're sad because you don't know tfw belly gf. am i correct in thinking that?

>>74226669
chortled

>>74226549
Posting on my Xperia Z5 right now
Having to get it replaced on Tuesday because of a fault with the power button
Breaks your heart

Jordan
Kyle
Jay
Troy
Connor
Darren
Callum
Declan
Ashley
Tyler
Dwayne
Ryan
Liam
Wayne
Logan
Alfie
Archie
Dean

>>74226763
only twats have these names

>>74226763
ah yes the ol' runt names

5inch is the perfect phone screen size

5.5 inch is too big

>>74226781
said the actress to the bishop!

>>74226733
>it was all in her ass and thighs
>her belly didn't protrude at all
>i think you're sad because you don't know tfw belly gf.
you've done yourself there you fat cunt with your fat oneitis cunt

>>74226763
not mentioned on here x

dazza
gazza
jezza
deano

my willy is 6x5'

could I be any more average

>>74226579
I own about eleven pairs of trainers. Two pairs are Adidas Ultraboosts.
Thoughts?

Is Marcus Hausen a 'big guy'?

>>74226781
t. handlet

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>>74226821
>tfw average willy and phimosis

>>74226848
>tfw average 7.5x6 willy with phimosis and fordyce spots
HANG ME

>>74226825
'ello 'igger

>>74226615
>he doesn't have her on social media

oh, you're autistic

Nevermind, you have no chance

>>74226781
hmm
yes
I still have my moto g lte
this thing's 3 years old and still works

>>74226825
wog

>>74226842
god awful thing marcus hausen
clowning idiot onerous revolting person

broke my phone screen and its too expensive to repair

>>74226821
yes, 5.5 and 4.5 would be more average

i can't live
if living is without you
i can't live
i can't give anymore

>>74226843
It's to do with optimal pocket size actually

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tfw Harry Potter wanted dat dark chocolate

>>74226890
Why the fuck would I have a neighbour I haven't been friends with since we were 11 on social media? You utter fucking mong.

This leaf TWAT thinks you flirt with women using old pictures of them as children. You can really tell they only shag dogs, can't you?

>>74226938
erect?

dark skinned girls and the light ones too

>>74226907
Don't mess with me sunshine.

always baffles me when facebook has people with no mutual friends in the "people you may know" section

>>74226883
>>74226902
Born and raised in Hampshire. White as a sheet
Can't fault the logic though tbf

>>74226953
Hope this was Harry's version.

>>74226972
>is not friends with a girl he's known since they were kids and lives on his street

Fucking kys autist

>>74226880
>average 7.5x6
FOBCN

https://www.fb.com/246040622393526/videos/486589878338598/


fucking pikey

hope AJ knocks him sparko

>>74226997
Means they've been looking at your profile

>>74227023
course lad

>>74226994
stupid little girly fucking messages what the hell is this person on

What the fuck is a Torx screwdriver and can I use a normal one

>>74227027
>you're an autist for making other friends
what did the leaf mean by this

Kissed a girl in a club lads. I'm moving on up to Normieville (population: me), see you all later. I hope you get here too some day!

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Was it rape?

>>74227057
Nah

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wonder what we will see in 10 years time

moving to bristol, wish me luck

is the anime Serial Experiments Lain good lads

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>>74226953
*kills myself in the bath*

>>74226976
yep

>>74227122
It'll shrink back down when voice technology renders UI obsolete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ia4MOxq7Ck

the gf

http://www.strawpoll.me/12858902/
>four votes for just a naan
Honestly can't fathom it

>>74227169
*renders you obsolete*

>>74227133
all anime is trash

>>74227122
>consumer tech
runt tier

>>74227133
yes although it's a complete mindfuck

>>74226763
fucking callum, always callum

>>74227169
most people don't want to talk to their phone like a mong

>>74227207
>>74227207
>>74227207
>>74227207
>>74227207

>>74227122
>wonder what we will see in 10 years time
Ypu still being a virgin

>>74226962
ah yes harry liked blacks and asians and dumbledore was gay

very good

>>74227181
What's odd about that?

awoooo

>>74227181
It's surprisingly nice, especially if it's a kulcha naan. Rice can be pretty annoying at times, and if you just have a naan you don't need to get a plate dirty.

>>74227224
Him liking asians was in the books at least

>>74227230
Just find it sorta fucked that you'd not mix the sauce with the rice
Seems inefficient

>>74226037
I know it decently already. It was just a confusing thing I stumbled upon.
>>74226372
Wrong. You probably didn't go past B2 level so you think it's easy.