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Springfield Vice (una marge) edition
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/balt/
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aneeeeemayyyyyyyy ahhhhhhh AAAAAAAAA
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*blasts an air raid siren outside your window*
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>her face when he posts on 4chan
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39755742
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I keep seeing women who are posting on /brit/ in real life
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What would go through Nicola sturgeons mind if she got a second referendum and lost?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXu9bBsIj4
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>>74222214
stick to your own kind
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>>74222275
A bullet
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>>>/tv/82190349
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>>74222275
buckshot
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>>74222287
>r3dditr3ddit
ah yes, I'll surely be watching this
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>>74222222
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arse gf
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the so called gf
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>>74222248
where
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*thinks about you while you're off fighting*
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need a gf who pisses and shits herself whenever we have sex
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>>74222359
ugly man-faced paki
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>>74222294
I typically stick to my own hand
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does anyone have that collage of tumblr posts by black girls who want to date white guys?
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>>74222275
my bloody, sticky cum
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>>74222360
manchester
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>>74222383
nonce
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ethiopian lad is an enigma
can't figure him out
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willy bum poo
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>>74222409
good lad
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>>74222417
Just end us
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>>74222439
he's a good lad but he's a literal cuckold
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feels bad that i'll never really be good at anything

i know most people won't because that's just how exceptionalism works but growing up my parents always told me i was really smart and handsome and could do anything but of course in reality i was and still am stupid and ugly

they shouldn't have lied to me like that
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sad cunts
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4458078/Trainer-fans-finally-hands-Kanye-West-s-Yeezy.html
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the british empire conquers 3 planets/moons of the solar system.

Which one do you take /brit/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGGuiqjhJ0w
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>>74222457
yeah that one just without the turboracism
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>>74222439
mhm, he's a prodigy
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i'm feeling lonely lads
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Luke Campbell done the business there. Still don't rate him though.
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Rate the dinner
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>>74222439
I like him
he seems like a good lad
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>>74222476
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>>74222526
fuck off paki
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>the day is already over and I have done absolutely nothing fulfilling all day
>the long weekend is alread 33% over
>i will spend tomorrow and the day after doing the exact same thing
>and then i have to go back to the grind on tuesday
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>>74222526
the bottom looks like vomit and the top looks like stool
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>>74222526
>using a fork
>not chopsticks to make it more authentic
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>>74222518
Wya?
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>>74222549
fuck off yank
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i was supposed to mow my dad's lawn today but it's been raining all day

there is a god
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>>74222175
Simpsonwave
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HE'S A NIGGER
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>>74222526
thought the rice was mushy peas from the thumbnail
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there's a piece of coursework I know I won't get finished for tuesday
problem is do I not bother continuing with it or should I get as much done as possible
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>>74222573
enjoy your paki food with literal shit in it
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my parents never gave me chores to do because i was so fucking incompetent at them
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>>74222628
What of it, cunt?
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>>74222549
>>74222651
christ yanks are so dumb
the curry in that picture is clearly from a ready meal which was bought from a supermarket
pakis would not eat that
it's made in a factory by eastern europeans
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*backflips into /brit/ screaming*
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>>74222500
that UV thing to identify fakes is pretty cool
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>>74222476
it's strange because he wants white men to shag black women but he's had sex with many fit white girls

suspect he may be some sort of jewish agent trying to get people into racemixing
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>>74222696
YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK
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>>74222696
*rubs your shoulder*
you're a good lad
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>>74222526
looks like something the dog's coughed up
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Like small arses and small boobs on tall girls.
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I have no mates, not one.
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ready meal chicken tikka is a bit of a comfort food for me
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>>74222697
it all looks the same, pajeet. not all of us eat that shit every day like you
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haha you're a good mate haha

*gives you a quick laddish peck on the lips to signify our friendship and laddishnes*
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>>74222734
Haha ty man

Here, have a Churchill Ave
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>>74222761
hello billy no-mates
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*cough's up your dinner*

*looks up at you*
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>>74222761
Neither do I
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>>74222778
*Blushes intensely*
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I have no girlfriends, not one
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I saw some posts about COD4 in the last thread, and it reminded me of this. Around the time that game was released my dad was made unemployed and he went full NEET mode. Eventually he got to around the top 2000 online. I came home to find him with the curtains still pulled shut, in a fag smoke filled room, berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags, many a school day.

Oh, how the tables have turned.
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good mates are comfortable with kissing each other.
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>>74222761
yes you do mate

me
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>>74222846
>berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags,

Your dad sounds like a good lad.
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>>74222836
*fucking obliterates you with a thunderous right hook killing you instantly*
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>>74222846
your dad sounds like a pathetic wasteman
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*somersaults out of /brit/ crying*
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want to wank but dont want to get out of bed
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>>74222890
*floats up to heaven*
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This will interest one or two of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPJf207Dfok
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>>74222846
>his da's a hun
lmao @ ur fucking life

no wonder he was an unemployed CUNT
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>>74222890
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING

*throws a punch*
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>>74222911
come back...
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>>74222916
cum on your tummy x
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>>74222731
None of the white birds i've shagged were both slim and facially 6+

All avg-
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>>74222921
*God fucking obliterates you with a thunderous right hook sending you to hell instantly for being a fucking BENDER*
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>>74222943
NO
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>>74222944
jesus christ
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=
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>>74222944
biggest pack of rints going
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>>74222939
*connects an earth-shattering BIG BOOT to your dirty fucking gob for daring to speak at me*
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*fucking obliterates satan with a thunderous right hook to the cheek killing him instantly*

you're safe no irelad
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Could fucking floor the lot of you.
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>>74222944
me as the dyke in the bottom left
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>>74222944
jesus fucking christ, could not possibly get a more accurate representation of the reddit population
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>>74222970
*As devils are jabbing me in the arse with pitchforks I smile roguishly, as this was my plan all along*
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forgot i had bought a haribo mega roulette
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>>74223009
*does a sick in my mouth*
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>tfw you have 3 pozzcasts lined up for sleep time
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>>74222526
ready meal
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>>74223076
Should edit this image to be "I got alimony to pay"
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>>74223069
jammy bastard
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Beautiful.
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>>74223071
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>>74222944
most of them look perfectly normal

sure you've got the obese white woman with the black bastard, the obese neckbeard, the emaciated basement dweller, and the creepy middle aged asian but aside from that they're good
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>>74223033
nice pumpkins
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>yfw you buy an XbONE and microsoft announces a late 2018 replacement
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Of course I'd download a car.
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>>74223143
TAKBIR
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*somersaults into /brit/*

*lad tries to obliterate me with me with a reality-shattering haymaker to the jaw but accidentally hits me in my bollocks*

*screams in absolute agony and ecstasy*
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>>74222944
felt my balls shrivel looking at this
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>>74223121
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need a charli gf

also how is she white despite being half indian
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>>74223024
>>74223068
*God damns me to an eternity in Hell, wrenching me away from loving friends and family just so I can connect THUNDEROUS right hooks to your dirty queer skulls for the rest of eternity*
Not on my watch faggots*.

*Editor's note: God hates the British so he makes a point of forcing yankisms in Hell to punish brits further
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>>74223109
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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>>74223109
WE

WUZ
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>>74223169
a lot of indians are fairly light skinned you dumb cunt
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wouldn't object to having sex with any of the ladies in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4eARl9omVs
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>>74222965
don't believe you

everyone knows that white women cannot resist bbc
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>>74223109
Ah yes...we are good because we are not us, but you...
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>>74223169
literally BLEACHED
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>>74223165
I remember when he did an ama on fit like two years ago
such a blatantly obviously marketing ploy but the cunts lapped it up
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*hits that lads bollocks with a right hook so utterly vociferant that it creates a rip in time and space and the lads bollocks get ripped right off and turned into spaghetti, never allowing him to enjoy the pain/pleasure of bollockbusting ever again*
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NEED
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>>74223228
pretty sure he was on telly recently doing an interview and wore a /fit/ t-shirt or something along those lines
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BRUCES BTFO
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>>74223228
He's a semi-regular poster. You don't remember shit. You just saw it on reddit or some shite.
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>>74223121
>most of them look perfectly normal
maybe to an American
idk how people can go out dressed like that
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>>74223289
Ah yes the ol' dit
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>>74223262
I would have sexual intercourse with her.
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>>74223262
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*pays you 50 quid to never post in /brit/ ever again*
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>>74222944
this sort of thing makes me never want to see the people i interact with online
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>>74223165
>>74223313
clearly b8 you newcunts
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>>74223317
how do you know it's from Reddit?
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>>74223289
australia is the only grown up nation there
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*looks around this thread and sees a bunch of monkeys*
fuck sake lads looks like there was another escape at the zoo
*starts swinging STENTORIAN right hooks all around me hammering all sheboons in sight actually managing to punch the actual melanin out of their bodies turning them into actually attractive human women*
Thank me later lads.
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>>74222944
that woman's fupa has gotten slightly out of control, someone needs to have a word with her
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>>74223376
Saw it posted as bait on /pol/ before, another poster called it out.
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>>74223289
all of those new flags are fucking shit though. Especially Canada's
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just copped these
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*pockets the 50 quid and runs*
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>>74223300
I was in the thread you mong, i just looked for it there and couldn't find anything
Stopped posting on fit because plg went to shit ages ago
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>>74223434
dude epic xD
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>>74223444
>i'm gay
bit weird of you to say that to us you BENDER
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the voices in me head have stopped talking to me

bit concerned
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>having a drink
>drinking bottles
>get a few in
>start feeling buzzed
>want to smash one of the bottles over my head
>seems like it would feel really good

Happens every single time I drink from bottles. Think I might be a bit fucked in the head.
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>>74223330
this is dangerously close to the weird cuck shit that people make
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>>74222526
grim
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what film should i watch brit
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>>74222944
Lad in the blue plaid looks like he has some regrets
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>>74223460
face it lad, your flag is rubbish
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>>74223405
>tfw your undereye hollows are so bad not even heavy makeup can hide them
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>>74223491
Don't worry lad, they just caught some of my THUNDEROUS right hooks. You're welcome, son.
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>>74223497
are you the same lad who posted a vid of himself punching walls
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>>74223440
ah yes, the late 90's
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>>74223508
blade runner lad
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>>74223508
Macbeth (2016)
Unironic kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4QLszdiBVM
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>>74223289
Fuck 'em, the Union Jack shouldn't be treated like a slut plastered over every fucking thing
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>>74223503
It's a black girl's whisper post
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>>74223522
i read about botswana today and really wanted to go for a visit
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>>74223516
it unironically isn't
just /pol/ epic memes
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>>74223508
*a THUNDEROUS right hook reaches your peripheries*
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>>74223576
35% HIV prevalence
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got some peri peri marinated pork shoulder steaks for dindins. quite looking forward to them
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>>74223522
aren't you rich? Just get surgery or something

>>74223539
no. link?
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Boxing stream is down. Absolutely gutted. As if I'm paying £20 to watch a fight.
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>>74223508
Sorcerer
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>>74223611
wasn't planning on bumming anyone while there
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>>74223621
you posted this picture yesterday you FRUIT
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>>74223614
Peri Peri is a deano sauce
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fucking DESPITE people who pronounce 'niche' as "nitch"

IT'S FUCKING NEESH

NEESH
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>>74223639
ameriANO
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>>74223611
was planning on bumming everyone while I was there
thanks for the heads up
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>>74223682
you mean yanks?
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>>74223682
thats just yanks init?
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>>74223682
You "despite" them?
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>>74223682
>DESPITE
*starts winding up my right hook*
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>>74223593
no mate, from an objective standpoint your flag is poo
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ah yes, the ol' 'ppling 'pression
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>>74223682
>DESPITE
lol

might as well delete this one mate
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>>74223682
>despite
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me pulling some shapes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJrlScbTVMs
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>>74223663
yeah, in response to the Ethiopian guy who said something about my eyes
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>>74223639
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ethiopialad what do you think of this black girl i matched with?

she's out of town now but when she gets back we're gonna do something
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>>74223720
>>74223711
>>74223739
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dG9eesH5G0
new millennial runt
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might go to africa and fuck every gay man in the arse without a condom
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Can the personalities in a schizo cunts head potentially be good and helpful? I'm just imagining having a clever cunt in here with me remembering shit or even dictating to me the greatest novel of all time.
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>>74223770
*unleashes my right hook but holds back and only uses enough force to give you amnesia*
You can thank me when you wake up.
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>>74223735
Pippin depression?
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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>>74223763
If I was a cop I'd keep a close eye on this one.
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>>74223109
why do leftists obsess over race whilst trying to end racism
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>>74223726
>objective
memes
its one of the best looking flags
clear, recognizable, and it stands out.
the old flag was shit and so are all ensign flags
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>>74223767
>Oh, and be tall
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>>74223796
Yes. Schizophrenia is culturally determined. Indians get reassuring voices and the voices of 'ancestor spirits' telling them to do good shit. It's only loony Americans who get voices telling them to shoot up a pharmacy.
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Think I've created the philosopher's stone, lads.
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>>74223796
yea but it doesn't really help as shizo's often get delusional
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>>74223767
unfortunate hairline
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have literally no professional ambitions beyond "make enough money to pay for my lifestyle"
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>>74223767
>be tall
>tfw manlet
>>74223816
oddly appropriate
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>that one girl that purposefully takes a little while to reply to texts even tho you know she isn't doing fuck all

Don't know why she cares, I'm not even trying to fuck her anymore
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>>74223876
have a word, it's a grim shade of red, and memes aside - it's literally a fucking leaf mate
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is the new Guardians of the Galaxy any good
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>>74223897
She's a nignog with straight hair. She's wearing a wig.
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>>74223872
I just roll my eyes at all this shit people post here constantly. its so goofy and only severely mental people obsess over it.
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>>74223109
>tfw to smart to be a kang
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>>74223121
>normal

most of them are fat as fuck shit-for-brains

this country has an obesity problem

and that's ignoring the lack of self-awareness that comes along with being ethnically reddit
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>>74223945
No. It's a standard Marvel movie.
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>>74223936
the leaf is a good symbol and important for the nation. the maple tree is aesthetic too
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WHITE PEOPLE?
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>>74223931
>that one runt who keeps chain texting me when i'm trying to get shit done at home or have a wank or play a video game
fuck OFF
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>perfectly ok for women to be picky and mean towards men
>must be tall
>must be charming
>must be rich

Yet if a man says ''no fatties'' its like the end of the fucking world.

Might just move to the middle east and take women as I please because Western women do my FUCKING tits in!
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>leave the EU
>want to keep all the benefits of the EU

ah yes, the united kingdom
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I am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
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>>74223994
a good symbol of what? fuck all that's what

the Union flag represents the coming together of multiple warring countries under one flag
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>>74223994
>too busy
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>>74223992
So it's fantastic then?
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>>74224040
Not. One. Fucking. Letter.
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>>74224027
t. poor autistic manlet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
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demolish finsbury park
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THIS THREAD IS A THOT-FREE ZONE
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>>74224027
>no fatties
ahaha yes, why would anyone ever want a fat gf...ahhaa....
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>>74224027
I told a girl before to shut up saying she was fat because she cleraly wasn't and her friends all went mad at me
cunt was as thin as stick but used to call herself fat for attention
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STOP REPRODUCING
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>>74223994
>too busy

Yeah we were too busy
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Will /tv/ have another "it ain't me" thread tomorrow?

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68928572
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>>74223992
I watched the first one and it was actually good, is the second anything like it?

I do not live Marvel either
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finsbury park? nah not a fan
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>>74224126
Call skinny girls fat all the time.
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>>74224143
>we
fuck off dane
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hate pints (except at house parties (which i rarely attend (because i'm autistic (and think drinking out of a pint at a rager is nothing out of the ordinary))))
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>>74224193
Not Danelad
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/aggressive/
https://youtu.be/WvbctTRpD0A
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>>74224167
No. The second is like any other Marvel movie, trying to be serious and funny at the same time, except it's a mess.
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>>74224164
it will have cp posted around midnight eastern standard time as per the usual

honestly dunno how /tv/ doesn't have a 24 hour janny presence at this point
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>>74224050
a good symbol of our history and its instantly recognizable unlike other countries with dull or messy flags.

desu if the leaf was simplified a bit more like on the Canada jerseys without the stem, I think it would be perfect
the only reason people on 4chan care is because of /sp/ and Trudeau memes, no one can say why the flag looks bad aside from >leaves r dum
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*tries my hardest to keep a straight face*
I miss 2016 /pol/
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>>74224089
I know I'm so much better than you in every way

>>74224126
Girl I used to hang around with (wanted to fuck her) used to do this all the time. Always fishing for compliments and to begin with I would tell her the truth, that she wasn't fat etc because I was trying to fuck her, but after a while it became really old. After a while she started to put some weight on and one day she said something about her being fat and I told her she had put some weight on and that she can go to the gym with me if she wants. She got upset and stopped hanging out with me.

Fucking women
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not gonna shower before i go out tonight
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>>74224240
>instead of cumming inside the fat girl he insults her
absolute state of britbongs
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>>74224226
yeah lad I'm sure if you showed the Union flag to anyone they wouldn't have a scooby

leaves are dumb, it's fucking shit - at least go for a moose or something
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If you have no immediate family members where would you possessions and money go if you were to die? Would it have to be donated before?
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>Guardians of the Galaxy
Cringe reddit yank numale humour

Just look at 0:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQFIu9InG7Q

What the fuck is that even? Is this what black people mean when they say 'white people'?
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>>74224209
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
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>>74224240
nah
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the welsh powerhouse
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>the spastic leaf that thinks getting drunk on a plane is a literal FANTASY for human beings is still rattling on about drinking from pint glasses at parties
what's wrong with him?
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>>74224279
t. fat girl
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i think my dog is finnish
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hello (i actually don't want to talk to you)
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>>74224308
think he's trying to save face by doubling down

it has not worked
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i think my arsehole needs a willy in it
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Go to a cinema and watch a marvel film
Look at the audience and its 99% runts wearing stupid fucking cringe t-shirts
They laugh at the most pathetic jokes too
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THUNDEROUS
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>>74224308
It's a meme you dip
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>>74224375
you gay?
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Hoping for a KO in the main event. These fannyweight fights are boring af
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>>74224337
actually i'm the fat girl shitposter
i WISH i was a fat girl so i could gf myself
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>watching capeshit
>not expecting plebs
TOPZOZZLE
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>>74224410
I'll give you a KO in the main event. The main event being /brit/.

*unleashes my THUNDEROUS right hook right into your dirty brit teeth*
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this is what i'm listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywVCKXiIzgQ
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wubba lubba dub dub!
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>>74224410
are the men not hitting each other hard enough for your taste?
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>>74224440
like to see you try, runt
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>>74224473
fuck sake lads I HEEMED him so hard he doesn't even remember being HEEMED immediately after my previous statement

poor bastard
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>>74224280
the union jack is famous, but not exceptional on its own, only the history of it makes it notable

same with the US flag, its an abortion but because its famous people accept it.
though I've never heard of anyone shitting on our flag irl and its recognizable everywhere.
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need Wladimir Klitschko to deliver an uppercut to my bollocks
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>>74224523
how is a symbol of enduring peace not exceptional? and you think a fucking leaf is?

give over

US flag is shit though, yes
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>>74224418
*backs away slowly*
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have to admit that new Samsung phone is peng
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>>74224509
I HEEMED your mother in her filthy stinking cunt
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going to do a wank

then climb into bed
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>>74224375
no idea how gays are into this
whether getting bummed or doing the bumming
it's where poo comes from
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look at that runt i HEEM'D babbling like a disabled child i'm just too fucking strong
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>>74224450
I love Rick and Morty posting on /brit/. It's simply a cut above the rest desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEGABIEB6YY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKQIlHu3tk

Missing the Tsar
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>>74224638
BRAV
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>>74224638
can just tell from the thumbnail what breed of runt you are
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>watching Harry Potter 5

>Neville's actor getting swole as fuck

>character still needs to be a chubby dork so they put him in over-sized costumes and use forced perspective to make it look like he isn't built like a Greek God

lmao
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HEEMING at these posts
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>>74224579
can I give you a hand?
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>>74224666
not blessed facially unfortunately
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just caught on what spag bol means
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkXYjy6sZ2A
tune
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AND THE POSTING STOPS
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Man faced girls desu
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everyone's gone out
saturday night
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my psychiatrist is a fat woman so i can't talk with her about my disdain for fat people
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>>74224811
real /brit/ hours
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Rasheed I...
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>>74224838
>>74224838
>>74224838
>>74224838
>>74224838
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>>74224566
>a symbol of enduring peace
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my gf is a non-existant fat woman so i can't engage in sexual intercourse with a fat person
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>>74224164
I don't get it
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