START LEARNING AFRIKAANS

literal dutch, worse than "scots language"

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>>74219433
START IDENTIFYING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPANISH AND PORTUGUESE

>>74219385
Here's a rundown on Paul for those who don't already know

>knows every language on earth
>has mastered every proto-language throughout history
>knows every dialect of every language
>traveled through time using Italki Premium and communicated with Y-chromosomal Adam
>Is studying extraterrestrial languages in case of contact
>Very critical of Arrival
>can talk to animals
>Micky is ambassador for all dogs
>has even mastered proto-animal languages
>can communicate with fungi and bacteria
>promotes Italki which will enlighten mankind
>a master at middle-eastern, Semitic and proto-Semitic languages
>wants to be a clear ambassador when Jesus returns and desires to talk to him in an accent similar to Jesus' time
>his goal is to enlighten humans and have them speak every language and dialect using proto-languages
>will unite the human species under Esperanto

>>74219515
spanish and portuguese would be considered a dialect continuum in germany

romance speakers are this special snowflakes

>>74219385
why not proto-afrikaans known as dutch?

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>>74219433
Not according to Paul
https://youtu.be/uI49IqDCgg8

>>74220223
Fuck missed proto-quads

Ik spreek al Nederlands, toch bedankt familie

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>>74220334
Waarom spreekt u geen Belgisch?

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>>74220688

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Protocheck em

>>74219385
I'm busy learning proto-xhosa

>>74219385
Everything you need to know about afrikaans in one sentence, repeat after me kids Jou ma se poes (yo ma se puss)