>Be amerishit >Lose the Vietnam war

Hva snakker du?

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>Be Swedecuck
>Get raped by refugee
>Think it's good because diversity

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LOBSTER'D

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>Be australian

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>be Swedish
>Have a feminist goverment

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>>74218244
>America
>Win a war

Pick one

>be french
>actually don't worry you're probably not

>>74218857
We also lost again Vietnam dumb northerner

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>>74218857

>We never lost a battle
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fire_Support_Base_Ripcord
LMAO

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>Be Turkish
>survive a nuke

>>74218945
It was a tie

>>74218949
It was also a tie

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>>74218244
>be swedish
sorry i can't even joke i just feel pity for you

>>74218945
that just makes the image even more trolly
I like it

>>74219169
this
swedeflags are sad

>>74218244
Oh, we didn't lose it.
Misplaced, maybe.

You, on the other hand, seem to keep your shame in your pocket, ready to whip out at a moment's notice.
Now it will never be lost.

>>74220464
>Oh, we didn't lose it.
yes you did and then half of your soldiers had retarded babies because they bathed on pesticed

>>74223162
So what is your excuse, Pristine Rain Forest Virgin person?

>>74218640
holy fuck americans really are pretty dense

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>>74219082
>It was also a tie
No it wasn't

>>74219169
cute!

>>74226317
t. Ahmed al-Saleh Bin Laden

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>be Colombian
>instead of forming mighty militaristic empire to quench the thirst for blood every mutt has in itself we become proto-sweden and end up enabling the division of our kind.
just

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>Be Spanish armada
>die in a storm

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America wins in the end

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>>74227016
Precipitation?

>>74227542
Why doesn't the mexican empire exist anymore? How did you guys let some small states breakaway?

>>74227016

>Be French
>get AGINCOURT'D