/brit/

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me with the thumb

gay

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thoughts lads

Upa RA

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ahah jay off inebetweeners haha legend mate

Don't mess with me sunshine

Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

>>74212092
is that!! susy wusy with a chipy wipy in her handy wandy!! i wouldnt sling a telescupe up her vaggleaxe!!

>>74212060
They all have thumbs hahaha waheyyy!

>>74212117
good post

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why don't you have a gf anon?

>>74212092
disgusting freak

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Still haven't had a chance to get my hands on the new £5 or £1. I just literally don't use cash any more.

>>74212092
Whenever I see a chink trying to look 'cute' I just get an urge to stomp its head in

vile slug of a creature

>>74212117
dont see any spam and do believe announcing or inciting reports is against the rules

Gwan

nw gmmck: n vwls

Anyone have a link to a stream for the fight tonight?

>>74212169
>inciting reports is against the rules
[citation needed]

>tories want to ban encryption
ahh yes let's ban mathematics from schools

>>74212185
had a gimmick like this a while back, cant remember what it was though
i think it was not using E

>>74212191
yeah

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>ahah jay off inebetweeners haha legend mate

>>74211932
>>74211932
>>74211932

what should i wank to /brit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sB7HRbgjA

kss kss kss kss

Had a dream last night my dad committed suicide by hanging himself and I found it very difficult to handle and had a bit of a breakdown. Was quite a distressing dream

>>74212185
Alri Only Connect

>>74212212
Don't they have agencies to tell them not to say retarded stuff like this?

>>74212238
(oYo) 8====D

about to use "puerile" for the 3rd time on /brit/ in about 24 hours

>>74212250
had the same but it wasn't a dream haha nice one dad x

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>>74212169
Alri Matty

>>74212256
yes but they don't listen

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>>74212130
>i wouldnt
reeeeeeeEEE

literally love using ' and the end of words

>>74212250
had a dream I had a pet gecko I found. was quite a happy dream

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*blocks your path to the pool*

>>74212250
had one where my dad beat my uncle to death in a playground where i spent loads of time when i was very little
wonder what the ol' subconcious is trying to tell me
>>74212276
sorry to hear that mate x

*surreptitiously Googles puerile*

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>>74212258

just trumped

"legend" is such a puerile word used by the slapabblest of runts and i cant stand the tone of voice that accompanies it
"ahhh legend mate"
needs to stop
idk if it still happens but if so it needs to stop

scoochie...

tm...

dpd are after us

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time wasted and you ain't getting it back

>>74212317
Move

>>74212317
Mind getting out my fucking way ya prick

>>74212352
hm? oh sorry mate I was miles away - err latte please

Don't mess with me, sunshine

>>74212031
french kissed a 15yo
no judging

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21WCLxpW5s

https://youtu.be/oJ4jYIfuzr4?t=32

>big guy

for you, tim

>>74212364
What did you do, bite the postman?

>>74212404
potential nonce

>>74212276
That sounds distressing and, if true, very sorry about that. As it happens mine did threaten suicide about half a year ago and for a couple of hours he was missing and I thought he'd gone through with it and it was very upsetting, so if you've had to live through yours actually going through with it it must have been horrible

>>74212404
Jealous

Was she 15 or "15" ?

>>74212352
ahah you are a little legend mate xx

>>74212372
anyone have the pic of warwick davis dming someone saying hes screenshotted their bigoted tweet and is essentially blackmailing them

>>74212404
too old for me

>>74212397
foul little clown of a poster

pizza makes your poos runny and smelly so new yorkers sewage is probably worse than india's

>>74212404
Nonce

Corner shop opened about a 30 second walk from my house recently and I was aw like, mega this, gonna be proper useful, but I haven even been in yet cause I don't have a clue the bloke who runs it and I reckon it'd be awkward 'n all

vile slug

just had some shower sex with the gf

>>74212456
yeah because curry normal gives you such healthy and solid shits

>>74212438
15. born 2002
REALLY enjoying the normie life

read a book

>>74212444
Yeah

Reading some articles on the Spectator since Andrew Neil bangs on about it all the time.

It's pretty funny, it's like the Guardian but right wing. Instead of women moaning about stupid shit it's old blokes moaning about stupid shit.

>>74212456
>pizza makes your poos runny and smelly
speaketh for thyself

lovely person :D

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>>74212421
God bless the guy continuing to mess with this awful schizo nut

>>74212481
But was she really 15 though?

These days they look 20

>>74212458
virgin

p-p-p-paki

>>74212485
Do you mean read or read x

homosexuality, thy name is /brit/

>>74212481
how closely related to you is she?
who do i report your noncing to?

>>74212535
read

>>74212431
yeah it was pretty shit, never left a note or said goodbye, took the dogs out for a walk and next thing I know police are combing the woods for him

pretty mental when I think about it, I just sort of brushed it under the carpet and got on with life

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unironically saw this in traffic yesterday

>>74212489
The Spectator is based

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day in the life of a rangers fan

called a bouncer a cog in the capitalist machine last night and I have no doubts in my mind that they are now monitoring my /brit/ posts

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the absolute pinnacle of film titles

just thought of a legitimately excellent tagline for this thread

"levity is the soul of /brit/"

serves as a reminder never to take it too seriously imo

thoughts?

anyone see the latest rogan experience? latest guy was a total left wing cuck

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>>74212582

>>74212526
ye well looked 19
>>74212546
uhh think we share ancestors in the 18th century
you can email the ríkislögreglustjóri

>>74212479
it does . it might smell and sting your bum hole but it will be solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIjTECarkg

You know what's a good example of how exciting the UK is? I can't think of any...

>>74212596
a cog is quite an important part in a machine though. perhaps he was a ball bearing, or a valve, seeing as he's a bouncer controlling entry

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>>74212404

>>74212456
dont understand how they manage to pump so much sewage into the ganges when nobody uses the fucking toilet

>>74212612
Man's not even on fire

>>>/wsg/1664381
Unironically me on the right

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>>74212582

>>74212658
Al give ye a pump and that should be a belter of a time

>>74212669
his spirit and soul are on fire you fool

pedro will be gone by august Haha

>>74212557
How old were you at the time? Mine did leave a message but, as you might expect, he was in a very bad state of mind - complete regrets the whole episode now.

>>74212658
Stockton-on-Tees lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4

certain people in this thread know who they are

conference

>>74212630
cumskin. fuck you
white people have no culture

>>74212732
just so you know i havent got headphones so havent opened a single video yet and wont do so for the rest of the night lol

*blocks the way*

you say what about lucy?

who am I

>>74212755
nigger fuck nigger
my culture is drinking some farmers sip 4 days a week

>>74212791
she came

next few months are gonna be awful lads hahahaha JUST

not sure what to think about this new milky bar buttons recipe

they do taste slightly more milky

hmm

cash rules everything around me

>>74212818
do you need a hug

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What was the reaction in Australia when Rolf Harris was outed as a paedo? Isn't he like the Australian Elton John or something?

>>74212530
nonce

>>74212818
why?

>>74212822
If I wanted milk, I'd drink a fuckin glass of it

>>74212781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_mm1L2-0v8

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>>74212633
idiot

>>74212822
*shakes you by the collar* shut it you milky bar glutton

>>74212822
stop eating sugary shit

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Love how snarky and self-righteous wogs get when you say you don't like them or immigration

>>74212836
reckon he's more british 2bh

what has he done in australia? can't be bigger than he was with the BBC

>>74212818
next two years for me
normie OUT

>>74212711
15

>>74212836
it was reported like he was a british celebrity rather than australian

>>74212866
cheese and bread . literally can't much worse for your insides m8 go to a doctor

>>74212844
virgin

>>74212848
fractured a vertebrae last week and I'm basically a complete shut in now. can't drive, can't go out with m8s, can't drink because of medications I'm on, wearing a neck brace 24/7 for 2 months

hahahahahahahahaha

>need a job
>only have gcses and alevels

hmm

supermarkets?

anyone here with phimosis

>>74212873
rorke

How the fuck do I teach my foreign family that Northern Ireland is in the UK?
Whenever they send me parcels or holiday cards they always address it to Ireland so it ends up delayed by a week or two.

>>74212919
no

so ive got to help with this childrens liturgy thing at the gfs church tomorrow (in 6 hours)

>>74212914
Just get them to fit ye with one of those dog neck funnel tings and pour a can a stella into it, take a sip every now an then

>>74212919
yes

>>74212825
do you like otters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BZA9M-0zWU

>>74212954
nonce

can an Australian reply to me? :)

>>74212954
>going to chuch
I understand this board is +18 but being 60 is a bit of an overkill

>>74212951
I don't care about your mutilated jewcock

>>74212932
Fucking idiots haha

>>74212932
just tell them norn iron is in the UK you melt

>>74212969
>>74212954
come home white man

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>i say rorke in completely wrong contexts

>>74212983
hey haha

>>74212977
fucking hate whelps you dont understand
going to take all i have to avoid kicking them constantly

*immediately starts cumming over /brit/*

>>74212996
"OHH SO YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND. BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IRELAND"
every fucking time

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help me write a story lads

>>74212986
I don't care about your limited sexual development, you projecting cunt

>>74212985
Kill yourself millennial student twat

>>74212922
That's O'Rorke to you

>>74212932
"hi aunt [whatever]
the parcel was a bit delayed because it was addressed 'ireland', but Northern Ireland is actually part of the UK.
Lots of love,
Bender"

I tell you this, one of three americans die of cancer
You know? ssshole, you're gonna be one of those
I don't have the courage
To kick your ass directly
Don't have enough courage for that
I could, you know
You know you're gonna have another accident?
You know I'm involved with black magic?
Fuck you, die, bastard
You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole
And if I ever see your fucking face around
In Europe or Italy
Well I'll, that time I'm gonna kick your ass
Fuck you, Fucking americans, yankee
You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise
deep pain
No one does what you did to me
You wanna know something? Fuck you
I want your balls smashed, eat shit, bastard
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana
I hope somebody in your family dies soon
Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
A sucare cazzi su un aereo!

>>74212915
do an apprenticeship. at least 1 year of free money
then an access course and go to uni. you can get money for this as well. or you could try and do it through an employer.
then do a graduate placement. another year of free money
then get a job
or fuck it
pretend you want to 'retrain' and do another apprenticeship and keep doing this on a loop until you have savings to put into an index fund having never done a proper job .

>>74212966
I wish la, medications I'm starting for nerve pain interact hard with alcohol apparently so I'll have to be a fucking saint the next few months

>>74212755
Absolute state of you lads
t. black Brit

>>74212919
Half of /Brit/ has phimosis

>>74213042
geriatric cunt

'053
shan not

>>74213035
adjective #1: intelligent
adjective #2: nihilistic
movie star: maisie williams
singer: timothy james byrne
plural animal: pakis
hobby: pooing
snack: cornetto

>>74213039
t. on the inside i'm upset kikes cut my cock off without my permission

>>74213062
apprenticeships don't pay much money
and I don't want to go to university for various reasons

>>74213085
i dont because im circumcised

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Can USA, Australia, and Ireland reply to my post?
I want to see what it feels like to influence actions of people from all around the world without even leaving my basement.

>>74212825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=394l--k9npg

*doesn't reply*

>>74213071
Jib the meds, surely you're hench enough to take the pain anyway

>>74213111
so fucktard, get a job if you don't lie the alternative

ungrateful twerp

>>74213035
put willy for everything :]

>>74213121
jew or a muslim?

had yanks at work this week, they've all fucked off now

good riddance la, they can't take banter

>>74213148
rude

>>74213110
I have my foreskin you absolute runt, and unlike yours, mine works fine. you sad case

>>74213035
shitty
quickly
tuesday
Aiden Gillen
Tim Byrne
Blur
brown
grime
maine coons
chebs
wanking
fedoras
skips
Kev

>Neighbour across the road is an old man who recently bought a laptop and needed help setting it up
>He always gives me a bottle of expensive ale or beer every time I help him even though I tell him he doesn't need to
>Has two dogs he's had for years, before and after I had my own dog
>Turns out he just has the one now, one of them had to be put to sleep on monday
>On top of it all he broke his pelvis falling off the ladder

Fuck lads he looked so distraught over losing his dog. I'm terrible at handling talking to people about stuff like that.

walked 11km today

>>74213169
fight me

>>74213152
>>74213102
Let me tell you about my favorite place. It is called Willyville. Everyone there always dresses in black willy colour, and all the cars and the Pakis are black willy colour, too.

The Willies came to do a concert in Willyville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every willy day night, all the people who live in Willyville put on their intelligent, black willy colour willies and walk their Pakis to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to The Willies play willy music, and eat Cornetto.

No one has to go to school in Willyville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Timothy James Byrne and Maisie Williams are two of the teachers. Timothy James Byrne teaches willies and Maisie Williams teaches pooing.
One day Timothy James Byrne said to Maisie Williams , "Maybe we should take the students on a field trip." "That's a nihilistic idea, Timothy James Byrne," said Maisie Williams . "Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of." "But that would be Willyville," said Timothy James Byrne. "You're right!" Maisie Williams exclaimed. "Call off the field trip! We're already here!"

>>74213140
nah the nerve pain is fucked. plus the surgeon said something about the muscles needing as much support as possible since the bone has been compromised and alcohol makes you go floppy so it loses support and could be easier to destabilise (aka paralyse me)

>>74213218
*flails my arms at you while screeching*

>>74213203
he probably likes having the company of a chat lad, that's why he's paying you in beer. Next time you see him ask if he wants to get a pint or something

>>74212913
nonce

>>74213235
*hires a shit brickhouse bodyguard with disposable income from my job*

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>>74213175
how does it feel being wrong?

Got no plans for bank holiday Monday and no friends or family to spend it with, so I might just spend literally 5-6 hours doing a run and seeing how far I get.

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>>74213123

>>74213160
none of the above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TwBDAJ-jY

hate it when couples have big breakups on twitter

>>74213258
this is a phimosis willy if i ever seen one

>>74213258
what a pathetic willy

>>74213222
How'd you do it in the first place?

>>74213221
this is uproariously funny but it would be funnier if you used the third lads inputs rather than willy for everything i didnt say

>>74213284
must be either or. white people don't malform their bodied for no reason.

If you regularly use social media you don't belong here

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

Or a sheep in wolfs clothing?

What scares you more?

Welcome to my house of mirrors. Not quite what you expected, is it now?

otter

>>74213330
it's a protestant thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision#Canada

even PEI, being probably the whitest province in canada has near 40%

collapsed lung is acting up again

>>74213319
surfing haha got dumped and landed head first into the sand

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slutty necks

>>74213373
*gives you a swift kick right in the lungs*

>>74213221
this is a very good post, with a bit of work it could be an excellent post

8/10 don't see posts of this quality in /shit/ very often these days

>>74213011
hi haha

>>74213366
yeh I like otter

>>74213373
is that called the christchurch lung in nz?

something like a phenomenon

Do so-called """"dating""""" apps bump you up the queue if you get a couple of matches? I always get loads of matches in one go and will then go days without anything.

>>74213345
i feel like i'd like socialism if they stopped bigging themselves up for a second
never seen a socialist who wasn't a runt that liked to act like a hard man

im so sick of coughing

daily reminder father john misty is /brit/core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6krmom_hjEE

>>74213258
This has been around hasn't it. /soc/?
You've saved these penis photos and expect a new reaction everywhere you go.
here is your you

dont understand how people hurt their necks from minor falls
how longs it take you dinosaurs to stick your arms out

>>74213431
LE LOOK AT ME MA IM LE TROLLING THE KIWIS AGAIN

>>74213387
Was about to ask where in the fuck you'd be surfing in the UK at this time of the year, didn't even catch on you're an aussie

there's very few things on this earth more impressive than my willy

>>74213445
i think they put people who've right swiped you at the front of your queue, so the first few that you right swipe will probably have right swiped you

>>74213123

here's a you, buddy

>>74213457
YA CALL THAT A SHITPOST?

THIS IS A SHITPOST

>>74213480
pics

Semen is full of protein and naturally-occurring fructose. "The list of ingredients in semen is remarkably long and fascinating," said Morgentaler. "People have talked about whether semen could be a nourishing meal." He noted that he personally suspects the nutritional value of semen is probably a little scant and he wouldn't hazard a guess at a calorie count. Morgentaler did say this: "Nobody's going to gain weight by having a lot of oral sex."

just showed mum my trolling of the kiwi runt
she loved it

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>74213420
do you like bionicle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk47EDfWK10

>>74213451
I feel like I'd like socialism if literally every socialist wasn't a dogmatic Marxist welp

Uniqlo
Zara
Pull & Bear
Hollister

emailed evidence of my online abuse to dad and he replied with 10 dancing banana gifs

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>>74213387
serves you right for normie cunt

>>74213533
no not at all

>>74213472
*steals your hat*
*goose steps you when you chase me to get it*

hahaha

>>74213546
good
bad
bad
bad

>>74213561
oh ok thne fuk of u cutn

>>74213546
all bad apart from the first

Why did Ian Paisley pee so much?

https://youtu.be/pumM9jcVTqM?t=109

just screamed at a post and woke up my gf

>>74213463
Glad you took my advice and posted his best cover. He's not really /brit/core though - he doesn't have a lot in common with the /brit/ demographic, he's hipster-core desu.

Who has the biggest willie of /brit/?

thoughts on poorthern direland?

>>74213557
wow rude

>>74213624
why aren't you at fyre festival right now

>>74213617
be more considerate

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>Freaks
>Powerful
>Savage
>Madness
>Fuckery
>Problematic
>Extrapolate
>It’s bizarre
>Silly bitches
>How dare you
>The idea that…
>We’re going deep
>I’m no expert, but…
>He got jacked, son
>A hundred percent
>Good googly moogly
>Pull that shit up, Jamie
>Charismatic mega-fauna
>Diffusion of responsibility
>I used to have a bit about that
>I used to be addicted to Quake
>I used to be addicted to pool
>Be the hero of your own story
>Jiu Jitsu is like human chess
>What I don't understand is (x)
>You should start a podcast
>We live in strange times
>(X) is a bad motherfucker
>Anthropomorphization of animals
>Watch this wolf jack up that eagle
>The wage gap has been debunked
>Kids are like bundles of human potential
>Every 10 years the cells in your body change
>The problem is everyone wants to be on a team
>The problem is no single person should be in charge
>Isolation exercises just aren’t applicable in real life
>Being a police officer/the president is an impossible job
>People before the internet were virtually apes/cavemen
>You can abuse anything, you can abuse cheeseburgers
>Domestic pigs change their DNA when released in the wild in weeks
>MMA is high level problem solving with dire physical consequences
>More tigers are in captivity in Texas than the entire rest of the world

>>74213618
>narcissistic
>shitposts
>doesn't take himself too seriously

/brit/core

>>74213708
ethiopian alphabet is cool

River Island
Topman
All Saints
Matalan

>>74213617
must have been pretty loud if she could hear it all the way in the sheep shed

>>74213736
>doesn't take himself too seriously

He takes himself incredibly seriously, his whole schtick is about his image. I like him ,but like you say, he's a narcissist

NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!! NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ready to hit the town

Have a chafe-cut on the inside of my arse cheek and it hurts so fucking much. Can't imagine how benders put up with it

>>74213708
Is that your bf?

>>74213791
me on the left, looking disgusted

willy smells like semen and urine

>>74213814
Ye

>>74213778
he doesn't though

kanye west takes himself seriously

father john misty absolutely does not, he's just ironically narcissistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLabsiEsGHM

>>74213586
I saw you post a dog video before

>>74213634
slightly better than the poonited states

>>74213808
reddit needs to be put down

>>74213708
actually quite like your posts desu
hope you're having a nice day

>>74213723
>watched a mountain lion eat my dog
>bear steaks in the freezer

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*plays the bass*

>>74213860
yes i like dogs aswell now
this is a dog video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerjsmRXsWo

>>74213822
alri bruv

>>74213844
Hmm, even in that one I don't think he's being ironic. I think he likes to be seen as being ironic and that's all part of an image that he's desperate to maintain, and therefore it's not really ironic at all.

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>>74213876
Thanks, m8. Gonna travel south soon. I'll take some pics of antelopes and baboons n sheeeet

>>74213808
basically me when I was thirteen
would probably bully my past self if he spoke to me now

>>74213844
>redditspacing
fuck off already

>>74212092
cocona

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>>74213911
>unironically being ironic

https://youtu.be/VWXiDLEzWlI?t=22m49s

How long till the fight lads?

shit ass nigga bitch

yanks are usually good lads desu

bit stupid at times but decent for the most part

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>>74213958
i dont get it

>>74213934
Nice looking bike mate, hope you're having fun

>>74213997
*Heems you*
You just missed it

>>74213934
Is Ethiopia a safe tourist destination for whiteys? What about Kenya and Eritrea? Think it could be a nice region to visit desu, but don't fancy being brutally murdered.

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im 19 and work in a call centre

>>74213934
post them on /brit/ so I can live vicariously
have fun mate

>>74213978
22:49 onwards

the old man just bought a 911 and it goes much faster than deano's 1 series but he still tries to tailgate it. kev tries to in his seat leon too.

hmm

could it be that people in german hatchbacks on finance are insecure?

>>74214041
no, no and no

poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

>>74214031
Post more willy

Dear Greater London,
I am having a(n) Smelly time at camp. The counselour is Big and the food is Gay. I met Phimolad and we became Tiny friends. Unfortunately, Phimolad is Wet and I Wanked my Willy so we couldn`t go Pooing like everybody else. I need more Dentists and a Bear sharpener, so please Assertively Cry more when you Drink back.
Your Tim,
Kev

>>74212404
how did you pull that off

>>74213934
Good luck American Ethiopian Brit lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrAI-KqyUWM

>>74214096
exquisite post

>>74214096
giz a link, reckon i could make something magical

>>74214077
You're probably not Ethiopian so I simply don't trust your judgement on this issue. I've been to west Africa before and it was alright, so maybe the east is ok too

>>74214109
by being a winger for sunderland

>>74213895
life isn't easy not even for dogs

>>74214133
http://www.madtakes.com/ x

Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.
Yours truly,
Princess Toadstool, Peach

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>>74214015

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>>74214151

>>74214160
don't trust clicking links on /brit/
mind sending me the url via the post instead?

>>74214041
You're safer here than I am. Just stay away from small border crossings and out of somaliland in the east.

People might extort you out of small chunks of change but most of the time they'll hold your hand through everything

The security forces here are no joke as well

>>74214150

Eritrea is unsafe entirely and kenya has loccalized problems with al shabab

>>74214152
do you think this is a good soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16ETD4gqnmw

also another dog video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbyR_2jx2ZA

cumskins absolutely blown the FUCK out
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493480460976.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493480460976.webm
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>>74214179

>>74214207
Why aren't you safe there lad?

>>74214249
shame
definitely thought I was in with a chance with that lot and all

>>74214249
american women are mentally ill and overly-fetishise black men
it's weird and racist

>>74214261
he's black and you're white you mong. they aren't going to attack a white and make it an international affair for $20 or whatever

>>74214261
I'm a black man with money. Comparatively, youre safer. White skin among 3rd worlders is a sigil; it's precedes by western authority.

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>;

NEED an 'ew

>>74214215
yes good

>>74214361
>>74214412

>:)

boggles my mind how most people go through life spending as if they just expect to have the right amount of money they need in the future

>>74214300
Whites get attacked in Africa too. When I was there it was doing some good white middle-class pat-yourself-on-the-back volunteering, and there was another group going to South Africa. Some of them broke curfew and went out in their shite township after dark, and two of them got mugged and stabbed and had to be flown back to the UK.

>>74214333
Don't they have more respect when you're one of their own? Where I was, in Ghana, it seemed like the poor people had a lot of respect for any self-made African man with wealth

>>74214055
Dunno what I'd do if my father was a deano pleb that cared about cars into his middle age