/brit/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8TRQ3TOnoo

>>74209448
>not being in +0 timezone

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+1 timezone is best timezone

In 2015, the Vatican declared that transgender Catholics cannot become godparents, stating in response to a transgender man's query that transgender status "reveals in a public way an attitude opposite to the moral imperative of solving the problem of sexual identity according to the truth of one's own sexuality" and that, "[t]herefore it is evident that this person does not possess the requirement of leading a life according to the faith and in the position of godfather and is therefore unable to be admitted to the position of godfather or godmother."[26]

>>74209448
>his timezone ISN'T GMT+0
>he has to do complex calculations in his head to complete ordinary time related tasks

lmao @ u

>>74209494
Only London is in the right time zone. Everyone else is always slightly off

>>74209518

London wins yet again
>state of the rest of the country
>state of the rest of the world

>>74209448
one of the many reasons to hate summer

>>74209518
Everyone in London is also slightly off, except for the few people who live exactly on the zero line

<3 pints

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>>74209448
>his country didn't invent time

need a cute bf

>>74209448
wtf is with Australia's timezones??

absolutely mad how Tesco increased price for 3 magners from £5 to £5.25

>magners
cannot fathom runts

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anime

>>74209560
What bong is it over there at the moment?

This is now a southerners free thread

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hope your still paying your TV license

>>74209633
half two in the afternoon

>go to subway
>"any salad, sir?"
>get bit of everything
>once I'm home scrape it all off

Any other lads stricken with the 'tism?

Business idea: Paradise Lost audiobook read by a brummie junkie.

>>74209662
You're just a weakwilled cuck afraid of any bit of confrontation lad

read a book this weekend lads

>>74209662
>subway
rasheed

Got a "Community Notice" through the letterbox today saying that "radical action" is about to be taken against dealers.

>>74209548
>hating summer
Are you gay?

goff choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK9RZ9qgSfg

>>74209702
what do you deal?

>>74209692
nerd

>>74209731
it was an anime book

We need 3 /brit/s. One for southerners. One for northerners. One for Wales Scotland ni

>>74209706
no better time for a gaytime than summer tbf

>>74209662
how hard is it to say "no thanks"

>>74209494
I admire your map.

>>74209717
Don't deal anything. It's a community notice. Posted through every letterbox in the district. I'm an advocate of radical action against drug dealers.

please rate my attempt at poetry

The Lord is my light
He guides me through the night
keeps my spirit tight when he gives me insight
I see how bright the world is
And all my plight is removed through Christ

>>74209494
>western spain in the same time zone as eastern poland
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE EU

>>74209776
Lovely this, well done my son

>>74209448
>Only one timezone

actually, northern ireland is about 30 years behind the rest of the united kingdom.

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>I'm an advocate of radical action against drug dealers.

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Do you think Hermione ever used the Time Turner to have lesbian sex with herself?

>>74209776
You know what you wanna do with that right? You want to put a banging donk on it

>>74209801
oi m8 shut ur neck

prospective /gf2017/ just sent me an unsolicited pic of her feet
she wanted to show me some blisters she got from her new shoes but i will still be wanking to it later
shan't tell her for now though

holy shit it only took 60 seconds for the EU to realise they need to stick together.We're doomed!!

>>74209806
yes

>>74209806
>>74209841

nonces

>>74209776
a load of shight

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>>74209692
ok.

>>74209776
9/10

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By August 2020, Theodore Nott, while working for Lucius Malfoy, created a prototype of a time-turner, presumably in the hope of saving Voldemort from his fate. The prototype only let the time-traveller stay in the past for five minutes, although they could travel as far back as they wanted.

Nott eventually created a better and improved model, which let the time-traveller stay in the past for as long as they wanted. They could also use the device to return to the future when needed. While Malfoy kept the improved model, which was eventually passed down to his son, Nott kept the prototype. Even though they both owned something which could be used to save Voldemort, neither of them tried.

In August 2020, Harry Potter, in his capacity as the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, retrieved the previously unknown Time-Turner at the home of Theodore Nott. It was not just a simple "hour-reversal turner," but rather a true Time-Turner.

Although it was hidden in the office of Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, it was later stolen by Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy, who intended to use it in order to save Cedric Diggory and return him to his father. They created a disastrous sequence of events and alternate realities, finding that they could only stay in the past for five minutes. They managed to correct events and set time right.

When they were were abducted by Delphini, she used the time-turner to travel back to October 1981 to save her father. She then destroyed it to ensure she would not be forced to return to the present via the five minute restriction.

However, in the present, Draco Malfoy revealed he had the improved Time-Turner from his father, that would allow him to stay in the past for as long as he wanted. Along with Harry, Ron and Hermione, they travelled back in time with help from a message sent by Albus in the past. They stopped Delphini by the combined might of both generations, and then returned to the future.[4]

>>74209886
What's with your thumb mate

need a blonde trad goth gf

>>74209893
shan't actually

>>74209511
Your timezone is GMT+1

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>>74209886
nice choice

>>74209932
DELETE THIS

>>74209932
only sometimes

>>74209776
bent cunt

I pretty much like everyone on /brit/ except for this cunt >>74209793. I bet he's a paki. Boring humourless cunt. wish he'd fuck off and die

>>74209893
methinks not

baking a batch of marinated tofu for the week fåm

>>74209932
ree

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>>74209965
>I pretty much like everyone on /brit/ except for this cunt >>74209793 (You). I bet he's a paki. Boring humourless cunt. wish he'd fuck off and die

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Went to the game yesterday lads

>>74209806
hopefully

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>>74209919
>>74209970
Delphini (born c. 1998[1]), known by the nickname Delphi, was a half-blood witch, the daughter of Tom Riddle and Bellatrix Lestrange. Being the only child of Lord Voldemort, Delphi became the only known living heir of Salazar Slytherin after the demise of her father. Delphini was imprisoned in Azkaban for the murder of Craig Bowker.

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>>74209801
no idea why everyone is so mean to us desu. I like to think it's just the english but in my heart I know that's not true

>fucking up a fedora post

What a runt

Christ gives me a reason to fight,
White as the seasons delight,
My soul burns every night,
For God's kingdom is in my sights

business idea: lie down outside completely naked with my willy standing up and the first person to wank me is my gf

reminder that MC Smally is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

>>74209965
Sorry mate

>>74210044
>AAAA
Lad, literal children can manage AABB, so can you.

>>74210037
Don't worry I like you
t.Scouser

Wish I did languages at college and uni. Must be easy to get jobs when you speak 5 languages

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>>74210040
>Anonymous 04/29/17(Sat)14:42:25 No.74210040 ▶
>>fucking up a fedora post
>What a runt

Cold meat tastes shite when you first bite it.

>>74210082
I actually got A*s in my A levels

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me and the lads

>>74210037
We deserve it. Frankly wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone else is an absolute FRUIT

>>74210114
Learn them now by yourself and take the exams.

>>74210114
you'd be surprised, know a lad here from Switzerland with Swedish and Italian parents so he speaks Swedish, French, German, Italian and English fluently

can't find a job at all

When I take a shite,
I often take sight,
Of the fragments of my arseholes delight,
I can see it turn to white as time takes it's toll

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Wishing I didn't like bums and willies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q62_IaVvii4

Worked out for 3 months straight and got up to 90kg deadlift my first time then I gave it up becaus emedical reasons, is that good?

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>>74210154

>>74210214
it's not bad

Cause my sex junk is so,
oh, oh, oh,
more than either,
or, or, or

>>74210100
my celtic brother (:

made so many friend tonight

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>Hm? Oh my good man, I do indeed including the (You) in my 'dora if the post I am attempting to make a mockery of contains a link to mine own previous post. Were I not to do so would be entirely unethical and go against the very premise of the gimmique, as it were, in that you are to simply copy and paste the post as it stands. No, I am not one to do such a thing; I use gimmiques with the appropriate level of care and dedication, an art form should never be degraded through callous embellishments and pointless changes.

>>74210214
to be honest with you lad, no not really. Most males should be able to reach a 100kg squat in that time. That said I was also weak af when I started and it takes time to iron out your diet etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Recep_Tayyip_Erdo%C4%9Fan&diff=775736300&oldid=775736231

lads on /pol/ are savage

>>74210291
no u didnt lol LOOSER

why the fuck are there so many northern irish posters? the scots never say they're scottish cause theyre embarrassed

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Ahh yes

>>74210315
u just lost one.....

>>74210371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fa8b0K3by0

am a fuckin maniac when it comes to hoovering like, no giving a fuck if it's on the floor it's gawn up ma Hoover no question asked

>>74210390
keep expecting this to be neo

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>>74210364
mostly belfast lads I think aswell. More vocal probably because of the constant shit talking by the micks

>>74210037
I like yous

aw a dinnae gee a fuck when im pumping your bird

>>74210037
Ironic the last white part of Britain is in Ireland.

>>74210405
got a henry hoover to suck me off once and it was working until a looked into henry's eyes and realised henry was a la

>>74210364
If I was Scottish I'd be embarrassed too

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damm, things never change smdh

>>74210037
the DUP ridiculous
everyone else can't stop talking about how much they love fags

you need a new party

northern irish posters are bro-tier

>>74210461
>some of the most wealthy and well respected athletes on earth
>in any way related to slavery
ah yes, very good

>>74210413
do you like otters theyre norfolks favourite animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXL25IDIZP8

the cat sat on the mat and shat

am gonnae pump yer maaaa

>>74209662
I stride in confidently and order an all-meat with chipotle sauce and cheese

>>74209776
sounds like a sufjan stevens' song lol

>>74210505
spose theyre alri but theyre no bloody erm what are they er cats or something

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>>74209776
bit of a bad rhyming scheme, you sound like some spastic grime mong
you're en route to something good though lad x

>>74210534
Is that good or bad?
chile is my fav cunt

>>74210479
Yeah but it's the same all over the uk in that sense. Sinn Fein are courting the youth vote (and succeeding). The UUP are a more moderate alternative but no one thinks they'll rival SF so they get less votes.

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>>74210121

cat sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s8SU1mLhYU

need a gf with spotify premium

trying my best
having a go
giving it my all
doing what i can

>having literally the best dream of my life
>69'ing a really sexy girl from high school on a beach
>sister wakes me up to drop her off somewhere
>wake up with a raging hard on

>EU officials estimate that the UK faces a bill of €60bn (£51bn; $65bn) because of EU budget rules. UK politicians have said the government will not pay a sum of that size.
That's a lot of money

if we used a federalised system like the yanks, what would change?

>>74209592
WA, NT, and Qld get enough sun as it is and don't need no daylight savings

>>74210630
>>74210633
>>74210638
dont care

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I need an aussie to red pill me on Tame Impala

>>74210633
Kek. Is that a number they pulled out of their arse?

Sunny May soon lads, post some tunes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

>>74210165
Over here he could have his pick of jobs
Being multilingual in Europe isn't that profitable

not a fan of this fly in my room

>>74210676
no poo is in arses not numbers numbers numbers ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya

>gif
>fuck off
classic

>>74210638
not much. there isn't a huge difference in the end

>>74210671
what's there to redpill

>>74210704
dont care

>>74210729
now, you've had your fun, pack it in

had a murder mystery dream that would make a good film
couldn't work out the motive of the murderers (father and daughter duo) though

>>74209448
so if it takes three hours to get from dark red to yellow you will arrive at the same time you left

mental

the prospective gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1VawigwYxI

@5
hate

>>74210638
england is pretty centre so nothing
wales-idk
scotland-might legalise weed
NI-probably turn into the wild west, gun control laxed and other nutty things

redpill me on anime

im mental
*wobbles finger on lips*

>>74210747
takes about 6

>>74210727
Are they raging douches? Trash? Feces?

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>>74210776

Love beer, pints and the misses in that order

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>>74210787

Love special needs

>>74210839
Hate beer, love pints of cider, love being british

>>74210858
HATE pints

>>74210818
imagine a sweaty underpaid obese slopey animator delicately inking in the labia curves

>>74210793
its just one lad and don't know desu

>>74210818
looks like she has no arms in the thumbnail

>>74210883
can't imagine how sweaty her thighs and pits get

>>74210883
>curry muncher

nay thanks

>>74210883
christ
willy solidifying ALARMINGLY FAST

Did NI lads that hate Ireland apply for their Republic of Ireland passport?
Mainland Brits and expats would kill to have this dual citizenship only NI is applicable for.

>>74210921
We're all curry munchers here, if you don't fancy a takeaway you can fuck off

*willy vaporizes into a gas*

Not sure about dark skinned people desu

>>74210934
>Mainland Brits and expats would kill to have this dual citizenship only NI is applicable for
Hmmm think again sweaty x

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*glass shatters*

>>74210934
*eligible
was laughing

>>74210974
PERFECT

strong and stable economy

>>74210974
*wheezing screams*

Can hear my brother having sex

>>74210934
I don't hate ireland. but yeah I'm unionist and will probably get one

would love to suck the moisture out of maisies soggy knickers after a run

Post 10/10 slags

If I agree, I'll give you a £10 domino's voucher

>>74210693
he went to mcgill and couldn't find work after so came here

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>>74211059

>>74211088
crease

>>74211088
Hideous Arab cunt.

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he's here

would love to suck the moisture out of phimoturtles bony face with a butterfly's proboscis until he's even more of a shrivelled husk

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*phimosis music starts playing*

social media, reality tv and radio phone ins are all bullshit because the consumer is providing the content. If you partake then you're a brainless goy.

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>>74211059

>>74211175
the smile on the lad on the right makes me laugh every time idk why
just looks so happy

>>74211088
how 2 get hollowed cheeks
do you just never eat salt?

>>74211175
not one white person in that photo

>>74209448
>1/2
wtf is wrong with you?

>>74211226
have good genetics

>>74209448
>his runtish country is barely habitable
actually howling

>>74211207
UNLIMITED POWAAAHHHHHH

>>74211250
nah that's not it

>his country isnt the UK

runtery

>>74211259
it's literally as easy as assembling electronic legos
also
>buying an expensive shitty rice case when you could be spending more on components

>>74211259
isnt building a computer really easy

might batter this fly

>>74211299
Pure sheggery

>>74211306
>>74211325
well done lads you got the joke

>his country is the UK

pottery

>>74211175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0xHbkbvdLY

>>74211207
does she want to mummy is because she's infertile?

>>74211306
>>74211325
incredibly racist posts

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I almost certainly require a yank gf

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>>74211264
who are you calling a runt sweetheart

>>74211333
wasnt sure there was a joke thought it might just be a "look at this black magazine" ting

>>74211365
you mate

>>74211365
screaming
do brits ever feel inadequate and insecure about their tiny island?

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>>74211264
What's that lad? Couldn't hear you from all the way down there

>>74211365
which is the big strong aussie state and which is the runt land?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUXy2wQzZs

>>74211391
why are we seventh now what the frick

>>74211391
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

sucking and fucking my dog

>>74211399
big strong aussie state: new zilland
runt land: also new zilland

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>>74211365
>all that land
>still irrelevant

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>American Express cards exist in the UK
what's the point? literally no one accepts these cards here

makign diner

>>74211391
oh fuck off shitter. do you have an army, nukes or anything relevant to the world stage? no. now fuck off

>>74211391
why does it say we went up in rank when we've been 2nd forever

>>74211365
is the UK really that big next to australia? I honestly thought it would be way smaller.

>>74211447
It's only 3:30

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>>74211434

>>74211423
The weak must fall so that the great can ascend, brother

punctured bicycle on a hillside desolaaaaate

>>74211446
status
and travel

>>74211466
dont care

>>74211447
WHERE FLAG GO!
*neanderthal panics*
*hits self on head*
UNGA DURG

>>74211477
serves you right, dumb cyclecuck

>>74211487
What you having

>>74211434
>>74211434
pics?

big fan of memes me

>>74211500

Sent from my iPhone

>>74211515
risotto a la carte

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>>74211365
Looks even better when you move australia next to europe
>>74211486
MasterCard is the best for travel. Their exchange rates are far superior to Visa's and Amex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IksKOmWSGTM

what should i have for lunch lads
going to go buy food but considering getting a cheeky takeaway tbqh

>>74211515
stir fry on rice

*screams for food*

*screams in pain*

>>74211549
>>74211549
Please refer to my alternate answer

>>74211537
>>74211565
Very nice lads

>>74211560
cornetto

just lowered me bollocks into the cat's gob

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>>74211549
>tfw self conscious eurocucks couldnt accept our gargantuan size
This must be what Africans feel like

BEST ENDZ IN LONDON, GO!

>>74211549
just mercator my shit up pham

>>74211588
was trying to trick you into thinking i was him so you could box his ears a bit for saying something stupid as risotto a la carte and i could join in

>be a country bigger than the moon
>still seek attention from literal ant countries

why is australia so pathetic

>>74211605
totts

>>74211594
nah im getting jamaican x

>>74211365
TINY

>>74211603
would like this as long as we kept our immigration policies

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LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>eurosmalls

>>74211603
do this
arctic spreads south

climate change reversed

wew

*screams for mass immigration*

>>74211636
rahh...

fucking shitting hell lads, just properly sharted in bed and it fucking stinks

wish I could think of something to do with my time

>>74211700
pics

>>74211615
You wannae do it anyway?

>>74211717
make up stories on /brit/

>>74211700
>>74211739
hmmmmmm
DOUBTING you

THE GERMAN CAR MAKERS! THE FRENCH CHEESE MAKERS!

Anyone else like talking to old people about Bwegzit?

made diner

Just sharted on a kiwi runt

i decree today that life is simply taking, and not giving
england is mine, and it owes me a living

From this point on ONLY countries with a size greater than 7million sqkm may post in this thread
Countrylets are no longer welcome

*gets schwifty*

hellooooo

>>74211723
no moments passed now anyway hes busy making te so cant receive the bollocking

>>74211756
nevermind
you fucking dense derek, bet you dont know what a la carte even means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pttcMvsKeE4

>>74211775
alri

fucking state

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>Anyone else like talking to old people about Bwegzit?

>>74211775
doesn't our queen own you lol?

>>74211816
>your queen
Umm, sweetiee.. (:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia

>>74211804
thats where i live haha ;) x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sB7HRbgjA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ4jYIfuzr4

Markus Houser just got BTFO by tim

>the Absolute States of America

>>74211868
>poo peeland

>the so-called absolute state of iraq and syria

>>74211835
our country pre-dates yours (because we created it) so she's our queen first hun :) x

*buys you a pint*

Haha you alone x?

>>74211804
alri

tim needs to stop wearing translucent white t-shirts

>>74211867
Tim turning into a right fat cunt

>>74211867
christ tim's a proper fat cunt isn't he

*stares down at my own feet while I walk past you*

>>74211958
alri

>>74211867
Christ he doesn't muck about does he

are you a big guy?

>>74211951
cheer up :)

>>74211951
*barges into you with my shoulder*
fuck off virgin

markus hauser absolutely NOT a big guy

>>74211867
hes a big guy

>>74211951
*spits in your hair*

>>74212031
>>74212031
>>74212031

*barges your shoulder with my foot*
yo wont fs d f d g d f asd fas df

>>74211867
>Gibson Les Paul
Where the hell did he get such a nice guitar?