/brit/

bog fart drumpf toilet

The state of leavers lmfao

I had no idea how influential Mohenga was to Britain's development

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/

IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746/

>>74206756
wanker

need a Bengali Brick Lane gf who wears Air Max but also studies something like sociology

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8

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Why brexiters like the idea of economic suicide so much?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

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>>74206756
BRB gonna bully cooper into giving into all my demands due to how negative he is about european diplomats

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Timmothy Farron.

>>74206773
kek
>>74206793
lel
>>74206798
lol
>>74206806
rofl

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>>74206813
>>74206811
wew lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

>>74206814
Polish people are very stupid

>>74206765
i actually voted for brexit lad i dont think theyre really comparable beyond the education division

rorke's here

>>74206563
it is serious advice, it cures it for a lot of people.

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>>74206813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjjLHv_jTOo

>>74206756
>Country Girl 22
does Britain even HAVE a 'country'?

>>74206814
because they're dumb

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>Link to the Horst Wessel Lied or any other Nazi military music

>>74206951
anything in Northern Ireland or Wales

>>74206929
nice ebic I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ePPsWQeMXY

>>74206951
up north yeah
the pennines, the peak district, the lake district
all quite nice for a ramble

>>74206833
BOOBS

redpill me on kebabs

Look let's all agree NO ONE knew what they were voting for in brexit!

Therefore we should dispense with this silly article 50 nonsense and stay where we are!

>>74206814
makes no difference to them

just rorkes and neets bringing everyone down to their level

>>74207018
you're using shart wrong
shart is when you try a fart and you shit yourself instead

>>74206985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

other than the horst wessel lied (which is probably based on an earlier German Navy song) these are all songs that pre-dated the Nazi regime.

>>74207028
Oh dude if you wanna take the redpill on kebabs then the one true redpilled view is that they have to be removed
anything else is bluepilled im afraid bro

*breathes in the fresh scottish air*

ahhh...time for some heroin...

>>74207071
This is a Safe For Work board.

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just copped this

>>74207085
Sue me, cunt chops.

not a fan of this gimmick

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Groundhog day commences for you wherever you currently are. You cannot leave the town/city/village you are in. What do you do?

Loves tearing us apart again

might pop into town and go buy a bottle of morphine from the chemist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfWDDrbm8pA

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just copped this

>>74207139
Get us some cocaine whilst you're there

Bayern > Preussen

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just copped this

>>74207152
hello neek

>>74207038
Which is why I will vote labour this elections, mainly because they are useless.
They gonna argue with each other, cause a huge mess, and cancel brexit in the end. I will rather live in labour ruled UK in the EU than with tories outside.

might pop into town and go buy a bottle of heroin from the chemist

>>74207113

>work everyday fugg

made a cheese and tomato omelette. didn't do it very well but still edible

>>74207215
you're not in scotland mate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n90IT36fdq8

Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore!
Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore!
Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore!
Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore!
Lore! Lore! Lore! Lore!

>>74207113
>tfw in london
big win haha

might get a bit boring recycling the same banter on /brit/ everyday though

>>74207215
>>74207234
You actually can buy morphine in chemists over here though

http://www.boots.com/j-collis-brownes-mixture-10075295

>Leavers thought EU would give them a good deal

You have no leverage lmao

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Me on the right

>>74207113
Found somewhere close to my point of respawn I could easily get a lot of cash. Probably spend a few days waking up literally just breaking into every apartment in the building.
Once I found a place that I could easily have the cash and be on the road within 20mins I would be solid.

Then would start flying around the world, seeing shit. It will be a bummer cos of timezones I wouldn't be able to see everywhere at night and day but I could get a lot done, take in a lot. Fuck girls everywhere of course.

I would also look into ways I could make legit money if somewhat legally in the 24 hours I had too, incase the day came where for whatever reason time did unfreeze, I would actually have something to show for it.

I would do lots of little tests to see if there were small things that remained. Like actually go to a Dr Scientist at a Lab guy and spend some time learning about the innards of my body and my mitoclorians, find out if it was an actual time reset or if my body was slowly changing. I would study the stars, learn about astronomy, is the whole universe also stuck in the loop? If its forever what happens if I crack space travel and teleportation eventually? I could teleport out of our galaxy where time is slower so the 24 hours resetting would actually be something like 24 years before resetting.

Would probably suss out all the girls in my aparment that I can fuck that day just with cold opens of knocking on their door and asking if they wanna fuck. I live in a big block I'm sure I could get 2 or 3 regular things that would vary things up some days. I'm not ugly.

I would learn shit. Languages is a good one, if time eventually does unfreeze if your suddenly fluent in a shitload of languages its easy enough to get a good high paying translating job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UylVn9GZZ0A

>1 bedroom flat in a new building
>£41k
love the north

>>74207285
hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-UGH2VAJuE&list=LLKH7Bvzk3wClFOV7ygfAg-g&index=9

>>74207278
Did they?

>>74207243
not my favourite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGLkr-6tnPw
my favourite after. still sung in the german army today

>>74207278
>muh economics
>muh numbers on the screen
couldn't give a fuck, just send them home

>>74207324
Yeah I remember the posts

>>74207306
yeah, but it's the north

imagine being a girl with no tits and a flat arse
is there a worse existence?

>>74207322
kino

>>74207344
>lying paddy

What a surprise

>>74207356
having phimosis

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>>74207285

>>74207356
being a man with an unretractable foreskin

>>74207000
>Northern Ireland
No such thing

>>74207324
yes

>>74207356
being a bloke with a short dick

>>74207356
Being an Aussie

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>>74207337
Seems more like a drinking song than a march.
Panzerlied best march
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEIm3pe5wbA

>>74207273
wait what the fuck? why do people do CWE on cocodamol if that exists?

>>74207356
being a girl(male) with no tits and a flat arse

>>74207384
Posting from it right now. It borders with South-Eastern Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa4lOn9jXb0

>>74207389
no one can see until you're naked
you could still fool girls with clothes on

>>74207388
Proofs

locked into 1xtra on the ol' DAB

>>74207409
It's hard to find it 2bh, only local chemists that aren't boots stock it really.
But you can just order it online. Same with codeine linctus
https://www.clearchemist.co.uk/cough-medication-codeine-linctus-sugar-free-200ml.html

>>74207414
Haha such an imagination on this one
*blows your kneecaps clean off*

>>74207113
Memorise /brit/ threads and post what others were going to post the second before they do so, driving them insane

>>74207113
Memorise /brit/ threads and post what they were going to postthe second before they do so, driving them insane

>>74207422
the fuck is thing nonce-ence

>>74207384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland
>Northern Ireland (Irish: Tuaisceart Éireann[8] pronounced [ˈt̪ˠuəʃcəɾˠt̪ˠ ˈeːɾʲən̪ˠ] ( listen); Ulster-Scots: Norlin Airlann) is a country of the United Kingdom in the north-east of Ireland
>is a country of the United Kingdom

Bet you feel stupid now (:

>>74207301
>You cannot leave the town/city/village you are in

>>74207454
>>74207455
Roaring

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>>74207401
a good one. thought on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0nyO1tzrt8

my mate who was in the german army for a couple of years ago was telling me that this one is full on Nazi-tier and not allowed to be sung :(

>>74207423
not the same

a girl with no tits/arse is just a bit worse looking, a bloke with a short dick is a broken man

>>74207435
Not arsed enough to go through the archive desu

>>74207448
huh, thanks for the interesting research information m8

Mum just walked in on me goosestepping and blasting Lore Lore Lore and gave me a high five

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>>74207481
>Ulster-Scots

>>74207454
>>74207455
hehe

>>74207499
Please stop lying, bog-trotter

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>>74207487
Fuck that's the best I've heard. Your mate is lucky would love the camaraderie of singing these

>>74207490
women care about dick size way less than men care about their assets

just had my bollocks found guilty by sharia court of adultery

the jury is pushing for an honour killing but I'm lobbying hard for a public stoning, will keep you updated

>>74207505
>research
;) ;) ;) ;) heh

>>74207481
Northern Ireland is not a country though. We are just a region of the UK. I don't think we have ever been independent before to deserve the country tag.

might go for another

haven't eaten shit despite getting up at 8. think I might be a runt.

>>74207580
we're a fucking country you scottish mong you need to go back

>being an unironic krautaboo
lowest of the low, consider suicide.

>stereotype Brexiteers as dumb
>the lowest IQ groups in the country (niggers and pakis) all vote remain
Woah... it's almost as if... the poorer and less educated whites have legitimate issues with globalism... and not out of strawman fallacies... woah

>>74207606
when were we independent last time then?

wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
bu ets al tha same da me

wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
bu ets al tha same da me

wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
bu ets al tha same da me

wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
wir nat brazil wir norlan airlan
bu ets al tha same da me

wales is as much of a country as cornwall is

>>74207639
>the poorer and less educated whites have legitimate issues with globalism

no they just have an issue with being poor, and they've been fed false hope that leaving the EU will somehow change this

also pakis

>>74207640
doesn't matter as long as our strong civic nationalist spirit holds us in one piece

>>74207580
Gloucestershire here. Whats wrong with being Irish?

>>74207639
>brexiters are literally more stupid than niggers and pakis
thanks for confirming the obvious

penis in vagina goes

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

>>74207673
>Gloucestershire here
get out of my county, or you're dead mate

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>>74207638
Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore

have you ever had gay dreams lads?

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>Theresa May now holds a 16% lead amongst working class voters
It is over for Labour.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/26/working-class-voters-flock-tories-labour-struggles-hold-onto/

>>74207717
Yea loads

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>>74207702
do it again bomber harris

Poland is Ryan's new proxy

report and ignore the ban evading nonce

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DO-DO-DO

if you dont view this image your dick will shrink to microscopic size

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1493466176746.webm

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>>74206951
Your entire cultural idea of what "countryside" is derived from Modern Age Britian

>>74207748
it's a dog being boiled alive
quite edgy my friend

>>74207738
FOY

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>>74207737
heil hit heil hit heil hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7xEHLa45pE
>>74207665
>civic nationalism
bin

>>74207748
yeah they're boiling a dog alive

happens in asian countries all the time

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hmm

business idea: burn NEETs alive to feed the poor

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>>74207785
>supporting kraut manlets
>ever

>>74207748
It's obvious he's bathing the dog to probably get rid of flea

>>74207086
bit racist

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>>74207435
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37504966
heres one but there are plenty
>"trade will be at least as free after Brexit"

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>>74207830
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

Can't believe people actually by majority voted to leave the eh, how mad is that?

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doing a think about this witty satirical car2n

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>>74207877
>be german
>lose two world wars
one cannot begin to fabricate these truths

I'm working class, I voted leave and I'm voting for mummy may

Stop mocking me.

why are so called traveller communities allowed to set up permanent camps?

literally just letting them away with evasion

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How can British ww1 songs even compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8fswp_17YM

Listening to a bit of oasis lads, ciggies n alcohol

>>74207931
At least it's not Irish

>>74207940

>working class
>vote Tory

Does not compute

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>a singer
>a male model
>le question of the day man
hmm don't think this is gonna do well

>>74207959
fuck off sheed

get really manic when I'm high, might be bipolar
this video is literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olhczmTbB4I

scottish "people"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8KFTLmm2Ug

like a penny with a hole in it yall just hopeless

>>74207997
fuck off terrorist

drunk as a skunk and i just threw up lads
good night maybe i'll choke on vomit tonight maybe not

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>>74207940
thats all well and good mate. what is your line of work in the working class?

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>get really manic when I'm high, might be bipolar

>>74207983
>brexiteer
>voting for anyone else but tory
does not compute

Best British band of the 21st century? Without a doubt artic monkeys

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>brexiteer
>voting for anyone else but tory
>does not compute

>>74207931
>turk
stopped reading there tobehonest

>>74208058

>majority of tories did not support Brexit
>Labour also support Brexit

Might be a troll this one lad

>>74207992
looks pretty good desu

>>74208000
fucking CACKLING

mum just walked in on me bashing the bishop but she gave me a helping hand ;)

>>74208078
>>74208058

Absolutely deserved 'dora post

>>74208000
>sassanachs need subtitles to understand this

>>74208000
lads you need to watch all of this its pure comedy gold

>>74207748
gas chinks

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>Absolutely deserved 'dora post

>>74208000
christ

>>74207999
did you find that because of rachel? xD

>>74207992
C A R A
A
R
A

abandon thread to proxies

who's that skinny cow from either corrie, emmerdale or the other one that has the really hoarse voice

still in need of a good Tim 'dora for my collection

>>74208173

*files in shite post drawer*

VERY unimpressive

what are some comfy games to play while listening to podcasts lads?

>>74208000
fucking christ

>>74208000
Fucking Hell, that's grim. Hard to believe people live like this in the UK. :(

>>74208234
insurgency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yoj6NZh16E

we've had nothing but rorke threads for three stinkin days

>>74208234
FTL?

>>74208254
Then fuck off you boring paki twat

>>74206814
paki lobby prob

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>tfw DYEL mode

give it giggseh

what have you done to culturally enrich yourself today?

>>74208100
63% of Tories voted Brexit though.

On it today lads. Wish me luck. pls xx

>>74208000
white people

>>74208314
Watched some wrestling and listened to Papa Roach

>>74208293
nice delts

>>74208254
bore off you stinky 'sheed nobody cares about you

>>74208314
Watched a bit of snooker. Read a few chapters from a book about the Crusades. Ate some foreign yoghurt.

>>74208314
i ate curry 5 minutes after i woke up

got called a paki in /brit/ earlier lads

>>74208397
why?

JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-kbhNgAGM

>>74208314
sniffed my sisters knickers and had a massive wank

>>74208408
yeah it was in poundland

>>74208000
Jesus

>>74208000
canNOT understand why people like this even try to survive

>>74208352
She has the face of a 50 year old meth user lad
Stop posting her

literally done a shit that had a massive tapeworm in it, felt so relieving. how do i give myself tape worms lad that was incredible!

>>74208429
https://youtu.be/ln-kbhNgAGM?t=1050

what

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alri lav! fancy sittin on me knockers do ya? cor fuck youve got quite the massive tosher dont you?

used to think ringworm was actual worms under your skin

hate millenials
hate fake news
love pints

>>74208564
firstly, it's todger, and secondly, why on earth would I want to sit on your tits? strange woman

Hungover as fuck finished a bottle of absinthe last night lads probably not the best thing I've ever done

>>74208566
they are worms just not earthworms

>>74208566
it is

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Rang HMRC yesterday and found out I'm owed £950. Not happy about it though tbf, it took them 15 minutes to tell me how much they actually owed me. Still, sending me a cheque within 4 weeks. What should I buy?

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do you find women who smoke attractive?

Speaking as a rorke, I think we can all agree we need less rorke-sheed wars on /brit/. It's frankly dull and not useful to any side.

>>74208628
send it to me ill double your money within the week trust

>>74208635
no because I can imagine how much they stink

>>74208635
no cause they are guaranteed to stink

>>74208658
Bender

>>74208628
cornetto

Speaking as a Rasheed, I think we can all agree that Rorkes need to fuck off back to /pol/.

>>74208635
>do you find a women who stink like shit attractive
here m8 fixed that sentence for you

>>74208635
enough to know that's charley atwell

>>74207113
all jokes aside I swear we've had this exact same chat before where somebody bought the German flag. Also I was almost certain I'd seen some of last night's thread before too.
Not even just that everyone always says 'rorke' and 'sheed' a billion times a day, I mean I already knew the exact conversation
fucked mate, something's up here

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Which Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?

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>>74208663
>>74208658
>>74208683
benders, women who smoke are femme fatale

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drinking again

>>74208711
>>74208669
hmmmmmmm

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>>74208635
No.I looks cool from far away, but they stink when you get closer.

Can you imagine what it must be like, having Emma Watson on her hands and knees in front of you, back arched and her arse wiggling slightly as she begs you to fuck her

Unreal that some people out there got to experience this

>>74208711
anyone who smoke should be denied any free access to NHS

Moderate rorkeism's quite a good position imo
NOT /pol/

>>74208744
What if they broke their am, that's not caused by smoking

>>74208744
Smokers pay more into the NHS than they take out

>>74208741
>arse
>emma watson

nah
not a fan

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>>74208740
sophie smokes though

>>74208711
>sagged tits
yep that's a smoker

>>74208744
Where do you think tobacco tax goes?

>>74208740
Is she ok

don't understand runts who get "addicted" to tobacco

>>74208802
tobacco contains nicotine, a physically addictive substance.

>>74208787
>tax
>implying most smokers aren't importing their cancer from spain or russia in most cases
no tax paid on it

>>74208821
yeah but like
just stop smoking?
it's not difficult

Bored

What the fuck do people do on weekends? I'm usually working

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>>74208802
feels good and nihilism and hedonism is how to win at life
plus nicotine is a nootropic it aids brain function

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>Yanks

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>>74208852
read a book

>>74208826
oh fuck off to /pol/ or /leftypol/ with your made up statistics and greentext arguments

>>74208744
Smokers cover more than the total cost of ALL respiratory treatment in the NHS in the taxes they pay on tobacco, despite only being attributed to around 80%, and the NHS would actually be worse off if tobacco was abolished. Huge revenue drop.

What about really fat people? They're the real drain on NHS money. Them, foreigners, temporary residents, and missed appointments. Focus your anger where it is needed

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>read a book
>on the fucking WEEKEND

Took 7 sets of mountains and 4 street sign bullshit. Miss Moot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYc273hUBJ8

>>74208741
>Emma Watson
unironically 'ddit

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>>74208877
>genre fiction

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>read a book

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Hmm rather mental

>>74208877
>genre fiction
No.
Just no.

There are three or four books in the chart that are alright.

>>74208877
bit gay

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>Uruguay

here's to feeling good all the time

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>>74208772
Noticeable without being saggy and covered in stretch marks

Petite and perfect

>>74208979
isn't political violence a daily occurance in weimarica?

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>>read a book

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Just found out that Australians say 'ass' instead of 'arse'.

smokers should actually get preferential treatment for their respiratory disorders. since they have been paying into it their whole life. dave who worked with asbestos in the 80's hasn't paid shit.

>>74208999
Accurate.
I have a sword like that.

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>what are you doing this weekend, anon?
>reading a book

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>weimarica

>>74209053
source?

reinstalled grindr

>>74209107
bit gay

>>74209026
Nah mate, we're all too well fed and comfortable for serious paramilitary political violence. It's mostly just hooligans looking for a fight like at Berkeley, or lone lunatics.

>>74209093
Mate in Australia

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gf

>tfw have the body of a twink bottom
>desperately want to be a dom top
hmm

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>read a book

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>read a book

>>74209143
Bit straight

>>74209148
Bit gay

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>read a book.

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>>74209143
rojt

>tfw find women repulsive physically but enjoy their company
>tfw find men attractive physically but hate their company

really stimulates the ol' grey matter

*Goosesteps into the thread*
alri

fiction is for brainlets

>>74209248
lore lore lore lore lore lore lore lore lore lore

>read a book!
*posts reddit-tier sci-fi and fantasy shite*

Howling

>>74209148
I have a dom body and twink eyes.
JK lad, I hang out on /lgbt/ the odd time.
You lads always catch me out

*waits patiently for the new thread*

>>74209245
Get a ftm tranny

>>74209148
Hot 2bh
Wouldn't mind getting railed by a small cute lad

Fucking Monkman from uni challenge does my nut in. Meant to be a pyar British circlejerk and this bloody semi-yank comes in hoarding all the screen time. No thanks to the dense fucking Irish bloke on his team who doesn't say a word every episode and just looks totally clueless.

the gay irish poster (and the anime one) always catches me off guard, I imagine all irish posters as rorkes

>>74209337
>having a mick on a quiz team
they deserved to lose just on principle

>>74209053
we don't though
unless you're talking purely about written then yes more runts write it as ass

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>Remember something embarrassing from secondary school
>Enter a fit of rage where I punch myself until the memory goes away

>>74208852
learn a language!

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>>74208877
read Harry Potter the right way

>>74209319
hi
small cute lad here

>>74209356
Don't think being a bender and being a rorke are mutually exclusive
HATE pakis

>>74209448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMNXNNbYPBE
>mick humour

>>74209411
So Azkaban is last, and that's the least retarded thing about this guide, huh?