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cara

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Guys, Canada's cold. *blows your mind*

yanks defend this immediately

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mummy gf

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Reminder that drying machines are tools of the System and that you ought to dry your garments and bedclothes in the good Lord's own happy breezes and sunshine if you are able to do so. Why raise the utility bill and even risk burning your house down when you have nature's own method right in your own backyard? Those little dryer sheets people use in machines are coated in very potent and dubious chemicals, and the machine itself wears away at the fabrics until there's hardly anything left.

More than anything, though, it's just a delight to go outside to hang up and take down fresh laundry. Very wholesome. The fabrics also smell wonderful after having had a nice breath of fresh air, far better than any artificial scent from a machine.

anime

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Reminder.

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Democracy has run its course. It's time to put it into retirement.

Fascism is the light to guide us out of these dark times.

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just filled out a an online assessment that said I'm eligible for 3 different visas to work in tasmania. one of them (the 189) allows permanent residence even without a sponsoring employer. if the UK turns to shit it's good to know there's a UK lite I can go to.

nothin personell, aussies, but I might have to pop over and nick one of your highly skilled jobs

should've posted the one with $50 to hold your baby

>>74204990
shan't be downloading this
need to stream f1 in an hour

>>74204980
it rains a lot here

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>>74204895

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHiURKkY0Q

>>74204948
dont be too sure frienderino. she uses the old 'ddit and has snapchat for attention seeking. just manipulate her

>>74205000
link pls

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,>people will unironically vote Tory even though they're going to privatise the NHS

>>74204980
>clothesline attached to the house
no surer sign of a runt nation
they should be on a hoist in the middle of the backyard

>>74205028
the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them

hate british weather

never know how many layers to wear. envy people in hot ucnts who can just roll out in a t shirt and shorts everyday.

>>74205028
and what's so bad about that?

you should only be worried if you're poor

>>74205027
It doesn't exist, he's talking horse shit.

>>74205018

Northern English + Southern states of America. We need to team up. Dignity and pride and nationalism.

Hip hip...

>>74205027
here's the best visa:
https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Visa-1/189-

here's the assessment:
https://assessments.visabureau.com/australia/assessment/skilled/default.aspx

looks like all that schoolwork finally paid off hehe

>>74205052
roll you out in a second

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>>74204969
It not just that it's cold. It's that it never fucking ends. There are more days like pic related in Canada than not.

Holy fuck. It's inhumanly cold for half of the year.

Too many faggoty ass jerkoff douchebag dickweeds on here today.

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>the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them

Cannot for the life of me fathom how 40% of voters are planning to vote tory

The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him

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IM A PICKLE MORTY *BURP*

>>74205059
most people in this country are poor, universal healthcare is a necessity

>>74205078
hidden without reading so much as one word :^)

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*Burp*
God isn't real kids!

>>74204978
NEED a mummy gf

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>>74205095

>>74205103
your loss

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*plunges into cold and darkness for 6 months*
Ah, yes. I love this country.

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Supper! It is my own concoction, loosely based on Eggs Florentine, which is itself based on Eggs Benedict. This dish is neither of those things though, so I have decided to give it a brand new name: Eggs Albemarle, named after the region from which I hail and from whence natively and naturally bloomed the dish's signature ingredient, the humble pokeweed. The whole ensemble consists of toast, followed by bacon, tomato, poke greens, onion and finally a poached egg.

I began by boiling and straining the poke three times, so as not to be made deathly ill by the toxic plant. This is my favorite aspect of the dish, as it adds an air of danger, albeit a superficial one, as the greens are perfectly safe once cooked properly, and there is no risk of any peril (but people will inevitably associate poke with potential poisoning, which I find oddly humorous and appealing). While the poke is being cleansed of its poison, I fried a generous helping of bacon in a well-seasoned skillet. Once that was done, I kept some of the grease cooking and threw in some diced onion, sautéing it before tossing in the (now safe to consume) poke greens, frying them up with the onions and a bit of salt and pepper. I then poached a few eggs and finally arranged everything on some of the homemade bread I baked yesterday, cracking a bit more pepper to top it all off. The end result was delightful, probably the tastiest egg dish I've ever made.

My favorite part of this new recipe is that it's unlikely to ever be repeated by anyone but myself. The various elements are too disparate for most cooks: the humble country cook who knows how to harvest and prepare pokeweed properly likely has no particular interest in ornate, delicate things like poaching and sautéing, whereas no elaborate affluent chef would ever dare even consider something so homely as poke to be an ingredient worth their time. But blending rural hardiness with bourgeois aesthetics is something I do quiet often, here I am doing it again.

>>74205059
,>Let's get rid of the system that is ranked as the most efficient in Europe so we can give extra profits to the Tory's rich mates!

>>74205059
The vast majority of the electorate doesn't want it, only about 7% do.

>>74205123
Vancouver is nice

One for the southern states of the USA...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyb39zUqeq0

>>74205098
people abuse it too much though without punishment

especially foreigners

fuck off single linkers

>>74205150
so?

>>74205123
Wow that looks comfy af.
Would move out there and grow a beard and wear check flannel shirts 24/7

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>>74205126
here's my scran

>>74205142
> Vancouver
It's your funeral.

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I made a cake this morning on a whim, and partially because I had a bushel of strawberries that I didn't want to see left unused. The cake itself is chocolate with chips mixed in, three layers, with a filling of cream cheese, butter, puréed strawberries and confectioner's sugar. The icing around the sides is a ganache made of heavy cream brought to a simmer, then poured over chocolate until melted and blended, chilled and finally whipped. To make the unique "pedal" effect, as it is called, I applied the ganache with a circular-tipped pipe, in vertical columns of round dollops. With each column, I took a spoon, pressed lightly on each dollop, and swiped horizontally, repeating the process until the whole wall was complete. It sounds complicated, but is really surprisingly easy, and anyone can do it with a bit of practice. I poured the remainder of the cream cheese filling on top of the cake, and topped it all off with extra strawberries. All told, this one took about four hours from start to finish. I really like the aesthetic of this one, it has a very geometric, undulating feeling to it, which appeals to me.

>>74205127
>the most efficient in europe

it'a an absolute joke

there are never any beds an you have to wait 6 months for basic operations and staff are overworked to the point of breakdown

>>74205150
Only something like 0.3% of the NHS budget goes on non-nationals and most of that is reclaimed anyway.

>>74205150
People always mention issues with the NHS as an argument for privatisation, it's not, it's an argument for fixing those issues.

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>>74205169
chicken tikka with rice

homemade

>>74205076
he's right though

just farted mmmmmm I smell it very nice hmmmm.................... yes quite the lovely smooth scent I shall bask in this hmmmmm yes...................... very nice big thumbs up hoho very lovely I shall can this fart and place it on my bookshelf mmmm yes.................. smelly bum bum in my little farty pants hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............... yes........

>Saturday morning at the end of the season
>no /epl/ or any thread for English football
/sp/ is truly dead now, shame

got my fringe cut for the first time in 22 years and my forehead is bloody massive and I think I'm receding at the temples haha lmao anyone got some spare cyanide totally unrelated though haha

>>74205176
Blame the Tories for chronically cutting it to the bone. They do this every time they're in power and yet somehow people still fall for it.

>>74204941
Speech therapy? 300k would make any cunt speechless. Bastards charged him for that too. wew

business idea: make a very long post and fill the middle with details of my last defecation and the start/end with my new recipe to test if anyone actually reads said long post

>>74205205
post your vagina

>>74205194
by increasing taxes?

throwing money at something wont fix it when the people trying to fix it are retards

>>74205198
Fun fact: Chicken Tikka Masala was actually invented in Manchester, UK. Not India.

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*BURP*
>gender is a spectrum, science is settled Morty
*BLUURURURP*
>Overpopulation is a problem, but only in white countries.

>>74205232
what the NHS needs is a massive purge of its middle and upper management

>>74205033
That picture looks more like Australia than Britain

>tfw didn't have speech therapy and now lisp like a mongy bender

>>74205207
it's also that and people going to A&E or the GP for any little thing they don't really need to

past generations would have just gotten on with it when it wasn't serious but we have turned into a generation of wimps

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>>74205228

>>74205237
wrong. now fuck off

>>74205194
>issues
It's an inherent problem with universal healthcare, there is no fixing it

>>74205150
foreigners disproportionately staff the NHS, they don't disproportionately use the NHS

our issues with the NHS are basically
>old people filling beds long term
>stupid people overusing hospitals
>repeat visits to hospitals and GPs for non-medical issues

All would be better dealt with by in-community healthcare. We need to invest in that. I agree with the idea of punishing people who uneccessarily burden the NHS so lets start with:
>fat people
>smokers
>drug addicts

>>74205237
Actually it was invented in Glasgow.

just squished one of my bollocks between my legs when I sat down
fuck it hurts lads

>>74205263
and replace them with what?

they just need to be trained right in the first place

the new ones coming in will have been trained in the same shitty manner as the ones leaving

>>74205281
Does anyone else find that vape liquid tastes very distinct at first, but gradually loses all flavour and just sort of turns into pea soup in the tank?

Tikka masala was invented in Glasgow

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/5972643/Chicken-tikka-masala-row-grows-as-Indian-chefs-reprimand-Scottish-MPs-over-culinary-origins.html

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>>74205198
this is my go to meal

rice boiled in tumeric with a bit of veg stock
then fried with cabbage, carrots and peas

then some grilled chicken thighs and peppers strewn over the top

most of your daily nutrition in this

>>74205278
People going to their GP is not a major cost to the NHS.

>>74205169
cannot fathom what this is. do explain please

>>74205310
dont ever fucking reply to me again you creep

>>74205291
why did you leave alcoholics off

they are the biggest sponges out of all of them

>>74205315
Must taste like my e-liquid. Hehe.

just spent the last half an hour scrolling through some muh heritage, live off the land wanker's Facebook

think I need a new hobby lads

>>74205323
No but it needs to be dealt with

I have to wait over a week to get an appointment

would smoke real cigarettes if i didnt live with my dad

>>74205334
saw that theroux doco on it
made me VERY annoyed with them
especially that giganormie twat drinking because his gf broke up with him or something

>>74205237
Fun fact : the balti was invented in Birmingham

>>74205289
>Meanwhile his countrymen who live near the border all drive up north to take advantage of the NHS
Hmm

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>>74205334
count them in the drug addict section as alcohol is a drug and they are addicted to it

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>>74204978

This is how you sort out your mate when he's got cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F5vBsY9VZ8

>>74205356
I actually genuinely prefer vaping to smoking. I see smoking as a cheap substitute.

smokers, fatties, and addicts save money for the NHS and other health care providers because they die far before they require end-of-life care, which is the most expensive

>>74205365
the treatment for alcohol is much more costly and time consuming than just chucking some skag head a bit of morphine once a week

>>74205291
smokers are already 'punished' in a way due to the high tax on cigarettes. without duties, a 20 pack would cost around £3 as opposed to £10. when some people will go through a pack every 2 days, they're actually paying an extra £1200 ish in taxes every year

>>74205376
never vaped before. thought it was stupid when i found out that a good amount of vape juice doesn't even contain nicotine

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quick rundown on vaping?

cheers

>>74205327
sardines.

>>74205380
well it's not guaranteed that they would ever be as much of a drain on the NHS even if they lived into old age

>>74205393
>when some people will go through a pack every 2 days
you act as if that's a lot

>>74205315
brum

sickening how people have to go to different countries and pay over the odds for new effective methods of treatment because the NHS is so broken they are using machines from 60 years ago

>>74205364
yes that's the entire point, any runt can abuse it as much as they want

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>pull any girls at the club last night, anon?

>>74205374
>Pete Postlethwaite
good sir lad man

the one political group i can never understand is those conservatives who are poor but defend billionaires no matter what

>>74205412
it's not really, but a lot of people who buy fags will usually only have a couple a day so I was using 10 as a kind of average

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Whitest political opinion in this thread, fact

not a fan of the new Fanta logo

How's are Tim these days? Any good videos or any closer to being sectioned?

>>74205446
if you can understand middle class communists, or communists in general please give a quick rundown

not even being a dickhead I just genuinely cannot get my head around it

>>74205446
>conservatives who are poor

The worst development in western politics is the conflation of conservatism with nationalism and richfag enabling

getting sick of these rorke vs rasheed: northern edition football matches

>>74205440
Nah haha d-didn't bring any condoms haha

>>74205374
Essential northerner with a chip on his shoulder-core

>>74205442
>ywn blast out the william tell overture with the lads for the folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al0V6FsyNWY

>>74205472
It's fashionable and trendy

>>74205440
bottom left doesn't even come close to looking attractive
some things you just can't change i guess

Business idea:legalise weed, tax it heavily, use it to fund the NHS

drumpf is finished

>>74205478
sorry you don't know what a community looks like

>>74205486
alri supermodel lad

>>74205472
they recognise it's nearly impossible for them to become rich and conclude that the system is fucked and needs to bring the big money families down to their level

>>74205482
such a comf show

I find it so much easier to concentrate when I'm tired. wish I had adderal or vyvanse so I could actually concentrate when my brain glands weren't as slow

Turkey just banned Wikipedia
Absolutely cackling at the state of their dictatorship

want to buy an indoor thermometer, where can I buy a cheapie?

Northerners are not British

right..

off to get a haircut and buy some cheap chicken from aldi i suppose.

>>74205552
hello jock

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>>74205446
upper/middle class socialists are worse

James McLean is a filthy taig cunt

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>>74205552
They're literally whiter than southerners

>>74205512
"he's not attractive" != "i am attractive"

>>74205540
the retarded muslims actually voted him in lmoa

biggest willy on /brit/?

>>74205523
find it funny that fascism is described by communists as something primarily supported by the petite bourgeoise irrationally because it would ultimately accelerate capitalism and destroy them, make them working class, when this is 99% of what supporting Communism is today in western countries. Communism would immediately end the lifestyle of these middle to upper-middle class runts who change their facebook banners to che gorilla or some other retard.

>tfw literally a poverty stricken fascist artist
I'm literally a 2017 young Hitler

>guys look at this our country is sooo cold, we're so tough grrrr
>wind speed: 0.5mph
Literally not cold
Canada? Not cold
Finland? Not cold
Russia? Not cold

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>highly skilled jobs
>Tasmania

Yeah maybe giving out centrelink payments

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>>74205573
imagine having dark coloured eyes
jesus fucking christ how awful

>>74205598
what art?

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Find australia really uncanny

lots of things seem similar but are inexplicably different:

vegemite vs marmite
smiths vs walkers
weebix vs weet-a-bix
stil having a shop called woolworths

some weird bizarro land is are straya

>>74205603
what part of africa is tasmania in?

>>74205581
alri ugly lad hahaha

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Doing a dance

>>74205603
How much bennies do you get in aus?

>>74205598
hitler was a shit artist lmao

>>74205628
alri

>>74205552
>the beatles aren't british

>>74205631
me in the back pointing

>>74205446
It's not about defending billionaires, it's about understanding if you tax the super rich too much, they will take their operations elsewhere, where they will not be taxed as much. If comrade corbyn got in and started making corporations pay massive tax reparations to the glorious DPRUK, they would start outsourcing operations abroad wherever they could, thus damaging the economy, whilst it's already in a very fragile point of turmoil I might add. It's not that hard to understand.

woke up early planning to get up and do something but i'm still here sat at my laptop listening to music and browsing the chon without getting changed

>>74205662
corbyn's taxation stuff wouldn't be implemented if he was elected

do brown and green eyes change shades or whatever you call it? mine can go from light blue to a really deep blue randomly

London BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHCAD_bDkjo

Uglier than I thought I was lmao

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>>74205662
That's some impressive bootlicking there.

>>74205701
got one brown eye
only changes colour once every other day

>>74205701
come home white man

>>74205718
haha poo

>>74205722
me with the huge knockers

>>74205662
at the same time, when massive banks go bust we're expected to bail them out. And even our own leaders are tied up in tax-dodging.

Companies don't just pack up and leave that easily though. We're not like China and Vietnam competing on price, we compete on quality and tacit things that only Britain can provide. I'm not saying we should tax them incredibly high, but I'm saying that if you read the economic literature around this, the optimal tax rate (which is imperfect because it admittedly can't account for all of the reactions that may accrue from a higher tax) is higher than our current one.

yesterday in manchester I saw that blonde girl with the brown glasses who gets posted here a lot
(the one where all her selfies look the same)

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>>74205720
we are the home now

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>the proto gf hates my guts and refuses to speak to me
ahah x

>>74205744
Elsa Jean?

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absolutely howling at the wilful ignorance in the comment section of this page lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39742949

the only good thing about leaving the EU will be these mongs having no one else to blame the failures of our government on.
>inb4 i get slammed for not believing in britain
>inb4 they just blame anyone who didnt support brexit for its failure because we all just need to BELIEVE for it to work out

vote green

Meant to be Irish but it's a Staryacunt tune too. Better than Midnight oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg

It's no secret, I like a pint

>>74205601
literally this

There are power bottoms that look up to Andy Burnham for the sheer size of the fence he is able to sit on

>>74205792
no, she's nobody famous
just a vapid instagram-type

>>74205787
shes not the proto gf then is she

>>74205798
I smoke green but I don't vote for it

>>74205806
Nice that you agree

got tinnitus lads.

furious at this development

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>>74205616
>weebix

>>74205640
he was good

>>74205793
Lisbon treaty Article 50

''the Union shall negotiate and conclude an agreement with that State, setting out the arrangements for its withdrawal, taking account of the framework for its future relationship with the Union.''

Mr Tusk and Mrs Merkel; why are you breaching the treaty that is the founding document of your organisation and why should we hold to it if you don't.

Hate pakis, love pints

have a secret, I like a pint

>>74205830
Is that where you can help sinking a few tins? My mate has that haha x

I'm a massive racist and anti-immigration and globalism but I vote Lib-Dems because I want legal drugs and literally don't care about the fate of this country anymore because it's a sinking ship

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>>74205601
once when skiing a chair lift took about 20 minutes with lots of stopping in high winds
i had no face protection

>>74205713
Look mate, I'm not saying the distribution of wealth is perfect, far from it in fact. What I am saying, is the absolutely indusiputable empirical truth that if corbyn or another heavily socialist/communist government were elected, the sheer prospect of half their proposed policies being enforced would shake the investment sector heavily, and make a lot of British stocks very unappealing. Shares drop, business is outsourced, sterling drops. Adding to the mix that this is probably the worst time in our recent history to be throwing our economy into further dissaray.

It's not bootlicking, it's such basic logic it's almost hard to fathom anyone with a shred of common sense couldn't work it out.

numales exist because of the removal of lead from fuel

Six in the morning and I'm thinking I should end myself
3pm and I'm thinking I should get some help

>Mark Clattenberg is refereeing his last ever premier league game today
>he's going to referee in SAUDI ARABIA
oh my

Love pints, just really like em simple as

>>74205867
Bury your face in your gfs tits.

You DO have a girlfriend right?

>>74205861
>legal drugs
can't see it happening in our lifetime

>>74205830
that's the sound of your ear cells dying

>>74205830
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org.

>>74205212
Kek

>>74205616
Smith's and Weetbix are the originals btw
Weet-a-bix a especially shit, they should be square not those baby-proofed curved corner shit

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>>74205893

i think i'm john cena all my diamonds aquefina

HATE pints, just really bloody HATE em

>>74205871
Yeah we can't have an NHS, fair taxes, nationalised rail services, good comprehensive schooling or social care for the elderly, we just need to lick the boots of the billionaire class some more!

Pakis? Not a fan.

>>74205937
weetabix is the original, but the guy who started it started weetbix after he sold it

smiths and walkers coexisted until they merged

>voting for legal drugs

Just a scam to get all the kids voting

It's the only reason that Canadian freak was voted and he just said: sorry no weed lmao

*heems a pint*

>>74205953
*hands you a stubby*

>>74205993
*reems a pint down yur throat*

>>74205861
>Legal drugs
Nah not happening. For some reason everyone in this country has backwards opinions on drugs, and also there's no party who will bother to do it. Even lib Dems probably wouldn't force it if they got in.

The lads absolutely smashing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9GI6OZwz4o

>>74205478
Good post

>>74205988
it's being legalised very soon you muppit

MIller ded

best day of my life

>>74205740
It's not about companies packing up and leaving, the world of business, finance and investment is a little bit more complex than that. investors, shares, and by extension currency exchange, would quickly fall out of our favour. The smallest things can have an impact on the market, as I said before, the mere prospect of change would have an instant impact on the market.

>>74205895
>>74206015
The younger generation are all literally slamming drugs left right and centre, out of my friend group of about 30 odd people only two abstain

>>74205988
Trudeau is actually legalising though. Why the fuck does Canada get cool politicians

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>JUST

i just want legal lsd and mdma

>>74206010
You prick

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>>74205835

>>74206058
Child drugs.
Want legal mephedrone, speed and mescaline

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>>74206057
>Virgin

>>74205977
>weetabix is the original, but the guy who started it started weetbix after he sold it
outright lie
>smiths and walkers coexisted until they merged
Smith's was first

legalise:
mdma
lsd
cannabis
mushrooms

tax them

Do you ever look at some people and just think that they are born leaders? I don't really mean in the 'Chad' sense because not all Chads are leaders.

But there was a guy I knew in school who was so charismatic and personable that when dropped into any situation he would always naturally float to the top. He has never been domineering or arrogant or pushy but people still respect him and end up pulled in by his charisma.

Obviously he played a lot of sports too: rugby, football, skiing and more to a very high level so he was fit and attractive to girls. But again never full of himself. Then after school he went on to become a doctor.

I'm not bitter about his success even if I do envy him but it's funny to think that he has just literally always been this way. I knew him since he was 8 or 9 and even then he already naturally commanded respect in all areas of life.

Like he really was born to be a great human being whereas I was born to be a mindless follower drone rather than a commander.

Smoking a spliff right now but I have little desire for legalisation

>>74206074
>cherry picking

That's his worst one yet it still looks good

>>74206096
same cause I make 400 quid a week selling class a's

>>74206058
>>74206076
>>74206088
>>74206096
>no ketamine
Literal women

>>74205965
Strawmanning. Unrelated to anything I said, and we have those things, more or less for better or worse. Nothing changes the the fact if you tried to impose radical tax changes on corporations and the rich, the UK would suffer massively. If we were going to do it, it would need to be in a joint move with basically all relevant countries. If one single country does it with no prospect of any others following in the immediate future, it's financial suicide.

>>74206090
>Then after school he went on to become a doctor.
Thought you were talking about me until that.

>>74206090
everything depends on your face

>>74206098
>>cherry picking
it's actually the only one i know

>>74206090
haha, sounds like me until I started smoking weed and doing ket

got a LOT of respect for Alex Jones after watching this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-kbhNgAGM
>>74206114
Who cares DXM is better, more intense and it's legal, can literally go down to the chemist and get DXM

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>what do you mean a pint? A pint of what?

>>74206098
the perspective is completely fucked

>>74206161
Fanny

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Why the fuck do they always have to be so far away

CAUSE MY SEX JUNK

hickok45 here
*bang bang bang bang bang bang*
hehehe
oohh there's a two-litre
*bang*
ooooo
alright, let's hit the gong
*bang*
missed it
*bang*
*ding*
hehehe we got it
ahhh alright
now
this here is a pistol
and uhh john and I would like to thank our sponsors
uhh buds gun shop

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*blocks your path*

*breaks your monopoly*

>>74206161
A few pints of those TITS darlin

*buries my face in your chest*

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>>74206147

>>74206178
what, her eyes?

>>74206074
Someone made that a map in mohaa. I never knew the the significance.
I'd snipe in that doorway.

bang bang
he shot me down

i can imagine the surface of the moon better than the feeling of my willy in a vagina

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Who here /coalition of chaos/

>>74206178
>Freelance
aka unemployed and ashamed

i'm bulletproof
nothing to lose

>>74206211
is that real

encephalitic and super hypochondriactive
should've stayed in bed today, i much prefer the mundane

>>74206259
Well duh, you can see the surface of the moon. We even have moon rocks.

Come up with a better comparison next time.

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G A S

T H E

K I K E S

R A C E

W A R

N O W

fire away
fire away

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Lads. LADS! INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL INCOMING

>http://www.strawpoll.me/12855746

>>74206292
*flicks you away*

>>74206307
ASSUMING DOG

>>74206306
obnoxious post i'm afraid

>>74206325
That's the only thing you're ever gonna be flicking mate

>>>/pol/123324712

>tfw not attractive enough to have a girl flick her bean thinking of me

>the gf cheated on me last night with a girl

what did she mean by this??

>>74206315
First attractive slags I ever see in /brit/

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>>74205460
Completely wrong m8

>>74206391
no one cares paddy

redpill me on kebabs

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Really gets the boglins charging

feels late but it isn't

>>74206438
chicken ones can be nice

feels like a saturday and it is

>>74206477
ive been thinking that all day
sun must have gone down at 5 or summat

>>74206447
>4000 likes
BRAV

Pint? Step in to my office

PEOPLE LIKE YOU

FIND IT EASY

>>74206502
GTFO shill

just noticed rorke isn't even the same as /pol/ mong

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>>74206292
actually mate

Actually have too much beer.

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>>74206525
And what exactly would I be shilling?

>>74206412
Bin her you absolute pushover

>>74206543
inside of my fanny

>>74205900
do NOT care if this is not serious advice. I shall be trying it when my tinnitus rears its ugly noise later on

>>74206553
your mam's dirty cunt

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how come Asians pretend to be black

>>74206553
pushing saturday on us like a cunt

>>74206584
because they don't spend any time around blacks

>>74206584
same reason whites do??

>>74206426
Absolute fucking librul

>>74206520
Ian, leave it mate. Be fine in the morning lad.

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hm

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how come T*rks pretend to be human

>>74206543
Women confirmed for monsters

got the sister's cat coming to stay for a few days lads. quite looking forward to it desu

>>74206584
I think it's just their tasteless cultural understanding but they can't even do it as well as whites lol
look at those expensive clothing materials, but look how ridiculous they look. Could probably heem any man in asia

>>74206590
Why not lad? Saturday is a perfect day. Get to watch footie while necking a few pints, then get a cheeky takeaway while necking a few pints then off to town to neck a few more cheeky pints while grinding against some bird before taking her back to hers so she can neck something of mine.

>>74206652
weirdo

>>74206631
>the rest of the site is not politicall motivated

fuckin casuals m8 i swear dahn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc

>>74206633
>Leaver voters.jpg

>>74206633
imagine being middle class and educated from istanbul or izmir and technically still being the same nationality as kurds and the retards in the middle

>>74206633
what is different about the blue areas then
isn't quite as simple as a north/south divide

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*plays the bass*

>>74206652
the footy's awful today lad. plus you're never getting it up after a full day and night drinking. plus i don't believe you'll be finding a bird to grind against. you're going home by yourself for a floppy wank that takes 45 minutes cos you're so pissed.

>>74206682
me on the bass

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>>74206688
that's what it reminded me of as well

>>74206697
East = kurds, West = pretty European and rich, middle = poor uneducated turks. There's gonna be more to it but that seems like an overall assessment at least

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*plays the bass*

>>74206727
reckon churchill would smash hitler in a fight

>>74206715
>i don't believe you'll be finding a bird to grind against

tbf, most birds don't even look around to see who's grinding with them if they're drunk enough.

>>74206756
>>74206756
>>74206756

>>74206695
innit. it cheered me up a bit because while brexit is shit and stupid at least we havent had a vote to literally turn us into an authoritarian state

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8

Back at home, there lives a little maiden
and she's called Erika.
That girl is my faithful little darling
and my joy, Erika!
When the heather blooms in a reddish purple,
I sing her this song in greeting.
On the heath, there blooms a little flower
and it's called Erika.

>>74206752
thunder thumbs

>>74206563
it is serious advice, it cures it for a lot of people