/scand/ Succes edition

kys you orange skinned faggot cuck

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>>74203130

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Bottenlöst är finemang!

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min haka på bilden

>>74203506
Japansvennar är halvgudar

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Sverige kommer til å odelegge sister sinister med sorte gener

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men var är dansken?

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vad sa du? Sa du nåt?

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>>74204070
haha nae

Deyður tráður

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bosting anyways :D

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Fuck your rules :DDD

>>74203424
Finland is Nordic, just not Scandinavian, you cuck.

eg skal kukka

>>74213706
Jävla Swedditjagjag.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p050kvwt

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>tfw Danish diaspora
>tfw grew up in heavily Scandinavian neighbourhood
>tfw all the Scandis got pushed out of my city by Pooinloos

Doesn't feel so successful bros..

>>74203583
Hej

>>74214110
>Diaspora
>Success
Your entire family line became a failure the moment they left the fædrelandet for fucking Canada

>>74214214
Bring me home.

>>74214054
lmao är ju bra, eftersom ni har ju samma flagga som finland så ni blir ju asiater xDDDD

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>>74214054

why are danes so cringy on the internet?

Vill dricka öl men har bara 11,80€ på konto, så nu är det smultron milkshake istället.

>>74214332
They need an outlet since they know better than to be cringey IRL like Germans.

hvordan stopper vi den evige finnen?

>>74214450
Den evige Finne er vores ven.
Svenskeren er den rigtige fjende.

>>74214450
Med öl och vodka, de super sig till döds.
>>74214506
Dräp dig själv!

>>74214381
Men varför gör då så då? Vill du dricka öl och har inte råd så får du väl dricka billig öl.

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hvem /alkoholiker/ her

>>74214643
du

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Vem är /nykterist/ här?

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>>74213413
There is no difference, Nordic in its modern meaning is a faux identity with no basis in reality

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>>74214858
You're completely wrong. Nordic means essentially the same thing for Scandinavia as western or "the west" means for Europe. It's a term denoting historical expansion and cultural influence from the scandinavian nations into other places outside of the geographical Scandinavia.

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>>74214574
Billigaste öl kostar ungefär 0,90€ stycke och par burkar räcker inte. Plus jag får pengar på tisdag, så kanske skulle det vara klokt att köpa mer mat också.

>>74215150
Öl är mat pekka

>>74214973
We're culturally and by blood more akin to Balts than Scandinavians, discounting the forced Fennoswede holidays nobody celebrates like Lucia Day.

>>74214858
finns are just swedes that started speaking a sami language.

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>>74215362
This!!!!

Could some Danish bro translate this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y20Dc7ldYv

>>74215400
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y20Dc7ldYv
that video is why we joke about danes

>>74215362
finns are cum-niggers that only have a civilization because the swedes colonized them

>>74215400
is danish even a germanic language at all?

>>74203094
Mitäs hinttarit? Joko olette imeneet toistenne munaa ja huutaneet allah akbaria? Kekkekkek.

>>74215943
Lol @ tripfag.

>>74215308
It seems you have yet to understand that blood does not a nation make.

>>74215943
>>74215362

No

Farming was done in Finland thousands of years ago.

The reason nothing sepicific seeemed to happen was because the population was very small through ages.

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>>74215362
Wrong!
>>74216867
But it does, the essence of our people is nothing like that of Swedes. We can be nothing alike in either mentality or spirit, because Swedes have never endured what he have.

>>74215943
Swedes don't have a trademark on civilization, you got it from Germans who in turn got it from Romans, Romans got it from Greeks etc.

Skev mysig musik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utmiY4PqIWY

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ketä /mämmi/ täällä

>>74218267
go fuck yourself living in your mothers basement with all the luxuries of life at your fingertips complaining about what your ancestors went through. Hurr HURR HURR LOOK AT ME! My ancestors fought and died and starved in service to the crown! Im so hardened and have suffered so much! Gib free moneys

>>74219949
Varför bråkar svenska och finska kangs med varandra?

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Reminder we created the cross flag

>>74215400
in spanish no haha in danish haha in danish angelo means nothing cause it's not a danish word

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hello losers

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>>74220479
klara vappen bara vatten hela natten
Mämmi on täyttä paskaa

>>74220908
Girl?
Please be my girlfriend.

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>>74220937
ugh, anon. I don't date losers

>>74221045
Thanks

>>74220624
Vet inte, låg självkänslan med en nypa autism kanske? Är själv inte finlandsvenska heller.

>>74220521
Are you saying that historical hardship has no effect on the characteristics of a nation and its people? Shows what you know. In any event, effeminate naive Sven-Görans oblivious to our struggle have never been and never will be our kin.

blev diagnoseret med kronisk depression og mild bipolar lidelse i dag

>>74221525
hes swedish, he can never understand

>>74221589
Najs, så nu får du neetpengar eller?

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>>74221589
HAGHAHAHHA

>>74221726
jeg er i gang med at soge om at blive fortidspensionist

gronlændere og færinge nasser på statskassen, hvad er nyt?

>>74221808
Sweet, så du kommer kunna leva livet som en kung med massa pengar, dataspel och nöje. Bra jobbat.

>>74221881
jeg glæder mig til de nye tunneller kommer op at stå. Det er lidt træls at sejle til Sandoy og kore 45 minutter til Eysturoy.

>>74221808
Bara flytta därifrån, försöker börja igen på någon annanstans.

tilfredstillende liv

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>>74222150

>>74221881
jeg bebrejder dem der bor i bygd
se: >>74221978

>>74222415
Jeg er fra Tórshavn

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>>74221881
alle danskeres skattepenge går til muslimerernes velferd

>>74222415
er det jeres version af herning?

>>74222461
så kan vi spare de millioner

>>74203094
Javla fan helvete bro fist my scandi bros

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74220708

No you didn't

You just started using it aas your stateflag

Wasn't it first used by some knights in Jerusalem?

>>74222729
?

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>>74222791
it fell from the sky during a battle in estonia ;)))

>>74222868
So yeah technically we did't make it. God did and then he gave it to us for being so great.

>>74222855
fuck off

>>74214110
>tfw my grandparents on each side are Danish and Norwegian respectively
>tfw they gave it all up to become fucking leafs

What part of Canada are you from? There is a little bit of Scandi diaspora were I live but it's mostly Dutch.

>>74222791
they were the first one to have a cross that wasn't in the centre, or higher up like the jesus cross.

Very symbolic, the danish flag is a christian cross that has fallen, and red background, red is always means blood.

>>74223049
Yeah, i feel you, my great great grandma was from sweden and i feel so connected to my motherland

>>74222663
Jeg kender ikke mange danske stereotyper favæ.

Sandoy producerer 90% af samfundets skidtfisk. Der bor næsten kun ville alkoholikkere uden manér.
Kvívík har ret mange stofmisbrugere af en eller anden grund. Alle jeg har modt fra Kvívík har også været helt uduelige idioter.
Vores borneværn-system holder eller har holdt oje med 10% af alle born, der bor på Vágar. Det meste af færosk hash bliver produceret i Vágar.
Eysturoy er hyper-religiost. Oen er Miðflokkurins samt Sambandsflokkurins hojborg, unionisme stammer fra Indre Missions missionering.

>>74222948

no

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>>74220708
Jag trodde ni stal den från Estland

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>>74223182
>great great grandma
>feels connection to heritage
That sounds pretty spooked

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Paint his skin white and you have a finn

>>74225257
So a whitewashed Swede?

Skulle du gifta en norska kvinna?

>>74220708
Och varför har Skåne sitt eget flagga?

>>74225752
Alla dagar i veckan

>>74225806
För att skåningar (i.e. "svenska" danskar) är speciella snöflingor

B A L L A S T
A
L
L
A
S
T

>>74203094
er verið að fá sér í glass?

ger cannabis lógligt

>>74228206
Ger alkohol bíligari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qBJjzucy9c

Hvad fanden? Jeg elsker Danmark nu

>>74228263
Helvitis tíð. Ger alkohol dýrari!

>>74228264
Hygg at honum. Ólukkudýrið. Hann er heilt farin. Djevulsins roykur oyðileggur lív

>>74228316
landa salan er að moka inn pening

>>74228410
Brennivín er súpan í Sátans avgrundarbrunni, tað veitst tú væl, ha? Cannabis er bara ein stuttlig urt.

>>74228424
Gott, alkohol er samfelagsskaðandi. Avgjaldið rindar fyri skaðan.

>>74228206
Cannabis smakar skit.

>>74228579
Alkohol er eitt guðsskapt natúrligt ting. Jesus drakk, hann roykti ikki

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>>74228668
>dette er hvad brændevinshanrejer tror
>>74228709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJM20VSd78E#t=1m54s
1 m 54 s

>>74228786
Fái ikki hugt :(

>>74228867
Oll eru avdottin í ballinum, tey varnast ikki.

>>74228650
drengur landi er ólöglegt áfengi ég væri ekki að græða svona mikið ef vodka myndi kosta 2þ

more of these am i right??

>>74228940
Ok lurtaði á vesinum.
Men í bíbliuni og tá men vóru til bjarga royktu tey ikki! Tað er órelevant.
Annars góð söga um Tjaldri, abbi silgdi við honum í 50-60inum :D

>>74229413
Abbi mín sigldi eisini, hann drakk seg sjálvan í hel 2 ár eftir hann pensjóneraðist.

Varför är färöiskar och islänningar bara upp sent i natten?

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hvað er að gerast, bræður?

>>74229834
djamm í kvöld

>>74229544
Stuttligt, eg fann ikki útav abbi vr alkoholikari fyrr enn 5 árum síðani, tá hann bleiv edrúður
>>74229834
Eg veit. Eg sakni íslendarar um dagin

>>74203558

>tfw no sister sinister gf

>>74230147
Hví eru íslendarir bara á 4chan um kvöldið?

>>74230038
Reminder that Odin was a R1a Aesir from Asia that I1 Paleoniggers worshipped.

>>74228668
Jag vill inte vara denna person, men när man har en bra vape, så smakar de tydligen ganska bra/neutral. Men det beror också ju på vilka sort man, eh, använder.

>>74203094
Hello American here who everyone thinks is Swedish am I welcome?

>>74220854
Thanks anon

>>74232664
oh, they've found his corpse and tested him?

Thanks for posting in my thread

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Daily reminder that Scandicucks are vastly inferior to Netherlands

>>74236807
>sea level riseas a feet
>every dutchman drowns

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>>74236841
>run out of oil
>become a 3rd world country

>>74236807
Name one cool children's book from Netherlands.

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Gettong laid idint work out for my lad nor me so we are deadd in some chicks bed

>tfw gardariki is still yours
:^]

>>74239523
GARÐAÍKI

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Ge mig en söt botten pv så jag blir glad.

>>74209410
Þessi þráður á að vera dauður!

Er enn lifandi

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kiss you all :3

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>>74236807

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Andardrátturinn hans er eins sígó og viskí

>>74236302
No, but if he came from Asia he obviously was a R1a invader whose language and culture I1 carriers adopted.

http://www.dandebat.dk/eng-dan1.htm

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>>74246656
Well said!

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vad tycker /scand/ om Nordisk Ungdom

>>74246890
För många 08or

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** Jag sugkopp min mun till hennes blotta anushålan, när plötsligt **

* BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP *

** En överföring av hennes tarmgas direkt i min mun och ner i halsen **

*KLUNK*

** Jag försöker dra mitt huvud bort för att gasa för luft men hon kommer inte att släppa mig, hon når bakom henne och tvingar ryggen på mitt huvud mellan hennes röv kinder mer **

* BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPAPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT *

** Det här var definitivt mer än bara att passera luften, jag kände våta bitar blåst på baksidan av halsen som hon kraftigt fick mig att svälja dem med min mun fortfarande limmad till hennes rumphål **

* BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD *

Det är rätt, jag är din mamma, nu är det dags för baby fuck boi för att få hans protein. Öppna breda "

** Hon sa till mig aggressivt, eftersom hon tvingade en annan ut **

* BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRPPPTTTTTT *

** Vad smakade som en senapspudding utstöttes ur hennes tjocktarm. Jag kastade upp i min mun från smaken, men hon höll huvudet och munnen ordentligt inbäddad mellan hennes rövkinn, så ingenting lämnade min mun. Det var så att fly den här **

> "P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

** Jag sa med min mun full av skit **

** Hon vände sig om, såg mig ut som i bildrelaterad. Och helt enkelt skakade på huvudet "NEJ!" **

** Jag fruktade för mitt liv, jag svalde hennes tarmrörelse, och hon släppte mig slutligen från hennes anus **

** GASPING FÖR LUFT **

> "Så hur är det för att äta röv?"

** Hon sa på ett smug och nedlåtande sätt **

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Sbör spörr kill niggers

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:D

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>>74243222
hi

>>74225806
kulturen är rätt annorlunda från sverige

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Var är estland?

>>74203094
a-are we invited?

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>>74249123
Yes

Is it true that people in Norway are identified by a government issued number instead of their name? And that they subsidize bread so their citizens don't starve?

>>74252606
you are thinking of North Korea

>>74243222
>>74243222
>"fuck modern movies for having strong women in. Its all feminist bullshit"
>"btw look at this anime where arthur is a girl. Isn't that just cool"
Why do weeaboos do this?

Kan vi sluta skriva på Engelska i skanditråden, eller?

>>74254698
För att weeabos är autister som bor i sina respektive mammors källare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24dnw4iuDw
come watch finnish high culture, dogmarko and pirjo taking some booze and diapam

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>>74249063
>Valmet

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PRÖÖÖÖT

>>74254009
A man from Norway told me this stuff so I'm wondering if it's true.

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>kommer hjem fra arbejde
>min far har lavet aftensmad
>ser og dufter godt
>fylder tallerken op
>bider i koddet
>det er lever

>>74260716
Känner samma sak

förutom att jag inte har någon far...

>>74260770
kondolerer