/brit/

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the 'friend

>>74202729
first for canberra

> Anglosphere
No such thing. I for one feel closer to my Latino and Francophone brethren on the Americas than any Angloscum seas away.

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who /radical centrist/ here?

>>74202796
Bet you're Quebec scum anyway

have to wank using mobile data but all the sites are restricted ahah

need to will the bf to go to his friends' place tonight so i can smoke weed and watch a lot of porn

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want to go out but it's pissing it down

>>74202669
apologise for this post
was very callous of me :(

pissing a storm all over some thai cunts house

>>74202819
the only political ideology I subscribe to is civic nationalism

>>74202830
*broken English* Well you Australiennes piss me off anyway! Fuck' your dreaded continent, eh. Nothing but a bunch of relocated pirates. Sacre bleu!

>>74202796
>Latino and Francophone
France is germanic

going to the cinema with the irish lass in 3 hours hahhahahahahaa...

studying for a finance exam and got seriously fucked on the first question I tried

just realised I read the monthly interest rate at 83% not 0.83% as it actually is ahaha I am such a fewl

the state of this thread

>>74202917
if digits, you give her digits

>>74202932
if digits you wage a jihad against le pen

>>74202917
have they got shared showers there or seperated based on sex?
might get a cheeky glace of her nude

>>74202796
As long as you're in AUSCANNZUKUS, you belong to us

I've gotta admit Francophones are the only 2nd language English speakers who can get away with using a bunch of their own words and idioms in English and technically not being incorrect, because French words and idioms are a regular part of English.

BIG thunders

Betting on Sydney FC to win against Perth Glory and over 2.5 goals

>>74203102
had no idea we had a soccer team

>>74202980
>aus can suck us
heh

>>74202917
are you going to do heroin with her?

sipping a drink of Tea

>>74203144
Piping hot cup of Lipton black I hope

ding dong the /brit/ is dead

>>74203134
nah

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me in the front

>>74203156
no you rube of course not

Earl Grey-type Sri Lankan leaves with lemongrass, goji berries and cactus spikes

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>that first sip of the night

ahhhh

>>74203207
based bogan
how many kids did you give the bash today lad?

Lads - do we use the word résumé as a synonym of portfolio or do we not use that word whatsoever since the Americans use it?

unbelievably tired
even if I told you you wouldn't believe how tired I am

>>74202980
Wanna play a game, m8? It's called "Hide The Sausage"

>>74203207
>4.8%

For what purpose?

>>74203258
why lad

>>74203268
been getting up at 3pm all week
got up today at 10am

>>74203258
everytime i say such a thing i fall asleep with my headphones on and laptop open only to wake up very uncomfortable a few hours later

>>74203257
curriculum vitae m8

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>>74203225
what do kiwis call their bogans?

>>74203257
it's curriculum vitae m'lad

went inty the shop for sweeties after work n the burd said 'you look how a feel hen' - you better feel fantastic then ya cheeky boot

>>74203303
jandal vandals

>>74203292
how many hours you sleep?

>>74203303
bogans

>>74203307
>sweeties
lollies 2bh

>>74203326
not sure kept fading in and out
maybe 5

Currently pissing onto the country of Thailand from the clouds

>>74203344
intelligent post

>>74203344
Lollies are sweets

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Currently an arting

>>74203262
Tell us about how a REAL mixed drink should be 40%

>>74203379
lollies are lollies
fuck off

need a burberry for my lil fairy

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>>74203356

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mum is fostering a population of feral cats in the backyard despite my protestations that she's endangering the local ecosystem with her misplaced sympathy

I've resolved to drown them all in a bucket with the outside tap tonight, knowing that my actions are both ethically and morally impregnable

>>74203431
only known dogs so find it hard to have sympathy for cats 2bh

>>74203431
>drowning cats

Coward. Fight them like a man

>>74203431
your pop seems to be a weak cunt

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I can prove to you that rorke is rasheed through my radical centrist dialectic.

I challenge anyone to try to disprove me.

>>74203431
you the one with the prozzie sister?

who here /radicalrasheedist/

Always have a hearty chuckle when I see wannabe gangsters in rural England

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https://youtu.be/wLwZx1hyGL8

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>>74203393
No
>>74203431
Cunt

what's the point in civic nationalism
shouldn't it be called imperial loyalism instead

HATE that all my favourite YouTubers are now becoming more Twitch-centric
VODs fucking suck and timezones mean I can't watch live
fuck sake

>>74203455
single mum tbqh

>>74203461
no siblings

>>74203431
If someone catches you they're going to kill you before the cops get there

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HAVE BECOME

COMFORTABLY NUMB

>>74203431
kill me, I dont care
kill animals, it's beat down time

going to spend £22 on a kilo of special chili powder

should i actually go through with this or not?

its really dank and i can envisage using the chilli on like virtually everything i eat, but then again £22 pounds

>>74203504
feral cats are literally worse than cane toads, anyone with a shred of respect for the australian environment would murder them in a heartbeat

>>74203490
Those are all lollies you dumb cunt

>>74203500
>single mum

cackling

>>74203494
No
Australian=British

>>74203500
>single mum tbqh
that explains it

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

>>74203344
Look here lad. I've found meself interjecting.
A sweet on a stick is a Chuppa.
A frozen milk or fruit treat, on a stick is an Ice lolly.
Might get yerself gashed in Glasgow for getting it wrang, bythe way

>>74203543
all to be honest

>>74203521
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-12/making-native-animals-toxic-to-feral-cats/8438954
Soon brother

>>74203499
hello

Just had one of those Greggsnuts that mincer on here always raves about

Pretty crap desu. Their doughnuts are better.

>>74203526
Yeah and I googled sweets
>>74203543
How do I become "woke"?

>>74203545
nobody visits glasgae this day and age

>>74203521
I totally agree with you about the feral cat thing, they're an absolute buzzsaw to local wildlife.

Just saying that if the average person came across someone drowning a bucket full of kittens in the middle of the night they wouldn't think twice.

>>74203561
not sure why yanks spell it as donut to be honest, it's literally three extra letters

alri lads

>>74203543
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together

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On this day 1916, the British Army perpetrated the North King St massacre in Dublin. They shot & bayoneted at least 17 civilians to death.

only a lad raised by a single mum could drown cats and not think it's a bit odd

>>74203521
send them to the vet you fucking retard

>>74203543
Monetary success pls

Battlefield 1 is pretty shite. Why do people rave about it?

>>74203596
don't worry they were only Irish

>>74203564
tfw we kicked you out for pakistanis

>>74203519
I bought some expensive paprika recently, well worth it. So, yeah go for it.

>>74203596
Didn't kill enough

>>74203596
It's only what they deserved for rebelling whilst the country is in a state of total war on the European mainland

>>74203601
feral cats are in another category entirely, they're sub-animals

>>74203616
Got good graphics hasn't it?

I dunno, that's all I know about it from watching a friend play it once.

>>74203628
>tfw we're not going to be importing low skilled workers from anywhere anymore
Neither belongs in Britain

>>74203649
Whatever helps you mate

*notes in my book that the subject killed young animals for satisfaction as an adolescent*

>got the flu
screaming

>>74203663
change that to adult and doing my duty as a good citizen

>>74203652
>Got good graphics hasn't it?
I didn't think they were anything special desu. Certainly not as good as some games from this gen.

literal serial killer in making ITT

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>change that to adult and doing my duty as a good citizen

>a pack of ciggies is now $25

these are the end times

>>74203551
>>74203562
>>74203593
>>74203606
ok i'll start with the ones i've already written out.

then i'll start writing the ones i haven't written.

Woke
>brush your teeth with non-fluoride non-sls toothpaste and scrape your tongue
>use non sls/parabens/fragrans/parfum etc soap, detergent, shampoo and so on, don't use petroleum based skin products
>use cronometer to monitor your intake of vegetables and minerals
>take hallucinogenic drugs (dmt and mescaline preferably, you can grow these)

>meditate twice a day
>try to constantly focus on breathing
>subscribe to a solid metaphysical framework (esoteric ones are better (start reading, kybalion for example))

>recognise the machinations behind things like media and politics, and try to be see past surface levels things
>don't dismiss the unbelievable and don't deny connections
>don't dismiss the possibility of use of magick or esotericism gnosis, especially for malign purposes
>analyse kubrick films, visit masonic museums and read read read
>collect resources on conspiracies which are known to have happened and study them profusely (MK ultra or MP paedo scandal for example)
>NEVER, EVER, GET NEAR TO ANYONE WITH POWER

>keep as much information from the government or major corporations or banks as possible
>use a vpn
>browse the internet via i2p (or at least use ixquick, anti-tracking/other stuff plugins)
>major transactions bitcoin darkwallet or cash
>use the terminal and only use 'free' non-proprietary software.
>if you're too lazy for this use anti-keylogging, peerblocking, anti-tracking tools and turn off your computers telemetry

>possums are ok to kill
>rabbits are ok to kill
>feral cats aren't
feral cats are invasive
drowning them is fucked though

>>74203710
Take advantage of bank switching fees - you'll make a fuckload more than you can on interest
that said do have some serious bank accounts that offer good benefits like cashback on contactless, insurance etc

invest a fixed amount of your income monthly in the following way -first and foremost never see this as wolf of wall street get rich quick, just see it as a way of banking but being able to at minimum beat inflation ruining your money- 50% into a bunch of say 4 bonds, 50% into one or two index funds. If you're more into markets and keeping up with the news, you might actually want to look at investing into individual stocks in which aim for 20 or 30, don't buy foreign stocks, buy stocks in companies you trust, don't believe hypes and don't buy during them, don't speculate, you need to be stalwart in terms of having good bottle against fluctuations (but knowing when you need to get out). One trick is selling your stock if the value falls before taxes are due and then paying less on capital gains then rebuying it cheaper (if you think its back up).

saving money: ticket splitting, property guardian, shoppin at lidl, aldi or ethnic grocers - look for 'deals' and vouchers but make sure they're worth it, taking advantage of mystery shoppin, cycling if possible, general good saving/spending principles. if your shit at saving but can avoid debt - not giving your p45 into a new job might work for you.

money for not even doing anything: signing up for experiments, doing stuff like counting ballots, mystery shopping/other myster stuff.

job stuff - always assume that you can get the highest wage on a job offer - usually it means they have that money earmarked for the position. always hunt for jobs even whilst you have one. getting educated definitely helps your employment prospect in white collar jobs, training probably does in blue collar ones - so take any opportunity if it aligns with your career path

>>74203700
>wahwah why cant i make myself a drain on the public health system and endanger the lives of those around me in public for cheaper
Smokerunts are pathetic

>>74203673
just call animal control in a high-pitched woman's voice about a feral cat problem while your mum's away m8, drowning cats seems like an absolute pain in the ass and you'll probably get toxoplasmosis and die of a brain hemorrhage or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s04MPhdd29k
video of me doing my duty as a good citizen

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me on the left

>>74203732
>ask them questions about what they're talking about and let them do most of the talking
>listen to them and bring up stuff they said another time
>always remember their their name and use it
>go out of your way to help them
>tell personalised jokes to them (preferably based on past interractions or recurring themes)
>if you disagree with them on something, be willing to hear them out and accept merit in their argument - DO NOT forcefully try to convince them to adhere to your point of view - and if some topic has led to an argument beforehand avoid it
>don't criticise how people do things. if you want to enact influence or change, the best way is to humbly offer advice with an emphasis on how it might make doing their job easier or better - its best to attach the following to this 'i found this difficult when i was doing this too, but it became a lot easier or quicker or whatever when I did x, y and z'
>when you do talk, do so with confidence and conviction. - a good guide of when to talk is when you're confident about you're talking about.

special tips
>start looking into NLP and perl's gestalt methods......

>>74203733
how come it doesn't cost $25 for a maccas burger then cunt

>second hand smoke

debunked many times

bursting into tears at random intervals lads

>>74203756
looks like a healthy, happy lad
What music do you like?

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>>74203691
On it lad

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Gigi, or Bella?

>>74203733
>dying younger is a drain on the public health system

hmm

arent burgers taxed as food, which is very low
compared to tobacco which is like 70% tax
the nhs would collapse without smokers and drinkers

>>74203763
haha alright mate what source debunked second hand smoke, infowars? Breitbart? /x/?

>>74203738
yeah that's probably easier plus someone in here has probably tracked down my IP and called the cops desu, if I had a gun like the yanks this would all be much easier

>follow starting strength and try first and foremost to attain good form
yes its a meme but do it, until you can no longer add on 2.5kg each time
>eat about a gram of protein per lb of bodyweight over several meals
this isn't actually scientifically optimal but if you aim for around it, you'll be good
>only aim for 400kcal surplus and try to restrict your diet to vegetables, fruits, meat, fish, dairy, eggs and rice/oats.
>drink water only (milk as well)
>don't skip gym
>use an excel sheet to monitor progress in the gym
for me i find filling in a little box on a complex looking sheet satisfiyng
>use cronometer for accurate nutrition monitoring
>stretches and stuff are really good, cardio is healthy but you must eat more if you want to engage in it
>don't really need supplements if you eat well enough imo (though a cheeky caffeine pill before gym can help)
>have realistic expectations
>cut carefully (small and controlled calorie deficits with consistency)
some people have touted the benefit of eating at maintenance but the jury is still out on that.

after starting strength it depends on your aims
>sheiko if you're serious about powerlfting
>1/2/3/4 if you want to do sort of powerlifting but also add in some accessories
>PPL ^ similar as above but with more accessories
>bro-lifting routines - don't know much about these but good for the ol' physique

I can link some useful excel sheets and form videos if anyone would like

>>74203802
Gee I wonder if there's a massive public medical bill associated with alcohol and tobacco abuse

>>74203661
Of course we were being undercut. Something had to change.
Looking forward to having Canadians, Strayans and Chupers move back here.
180 million Islamic cousin marrying third worlders are planning to stay in Pakistan too.
God bless the commonwealth.

>>74203801
People dont just immediately keel over once theyve got cancer do they mate?
No, they spend months and months getting treatment at the taxpayers expense
Tens of thousands of dollars because they didn't have the willpower to just stop sucking smoke into their lungs

Anyone know where I can stream the fight online tonight?

I'm not paying Sky's Jew prices.

>>74203770
pavement mainly

bit of pink as well

>>74203839
I know 2 people on a personal level who are bartenders in London right now

>>74203841
It's the same when people get old, only they take much longer to die.

brother....

>>74203869
based fucking cancerlad

>>74203885
I can never tell if that madman ever saw an animal in his life or if it's just artistic interpretation

>>74203628
kicked whom out mate
I'm from Norn Iron

>>74203836
https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/22/alcohol-obesity-and-smoking-do-not-cost-health-care-systems-money/#4d4db1e064aa

The lifetime costs were in Euros:

Healthy: 281,000

Obese: 250,000

Smokers: 220,000

and these are just the COSTS
when smokers pay a lot more tax

>>74203884
The difference is that old age is inevitable for every single person alive. Cancer caused by smoking is entirely on the person suffering from it. If they had've not smoked at all or quit sooner then it is much, much more likely they never would have been affected

>spent the entire day browsing /o/ again even though I can't drive

ah yes

Watching old Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse sketches on YouTube. Such a shame that the great British art of taking the piss may forever be lost because of PC culture

https://youtu.be/jY4tD2Hbg_A

>>74203870
All my first straya mates came here to study and forgot to fuck off again for a few years.
Nowt wrong with that.
We have the same culture. We're Brits or Scots or Irish.
Some of us are not the same

>feel a rumbling in my bowels
>do a totally liquid poo

ah the weekend is off to a good start then lads

>>74203593
>follow every single instruction your lecturer or that is in your lecture notes
>read everything profusely
>turn up to every single lecture without fail
>ask questions and discuss with the lecturer if there is anything you do not understand, because that is what you're paying for
>in group work be ready to tell the lecturer if your group isn't picking up the slack
>make clear and neat notes
>have a clear study or go to the library if you get distracted
>use website blocking websites
>study for an hour, take a 10 minute break and then resume
>USE STUDY DRUGS IF YOU CAN
>treat every deadline as though its at least a week earlier than it is
>before an exam you should be able recite the entirety of the coruse material
>use stress as a motivator, envisage a life where you fail academically and end up as a deano as something to discipline oyu into studying.
>forsake friendship, fun and so on for results
>Have some other outlets at uni: join a society, go to the gym, take some fun courses like language or something, have some sort of productive downtime.
>plan your days: everyday you need to have one set of tasks you're going to complete before the day is done
^ i used to literally starve myself until i was finished reading for that day, the longer i procrastinated the more i'd starve (though i wouldn't necessarily recommend this).
>use every resource available and study things 3-4 times over until you are able to replicate them from your head.

>he can't drive
very dry

>>74203915
Now calculate those costs on a per-year basis. It's stipulated IN YOUR SOURCE that the only reason healthy people have a higher lifetime cost is because (not surprisingly) they live longer. Just quoting a lifetime cost is dishonest, the cost/year is the relevant item.

Eagerly awaiting your response.

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>>74203982
went to the UK a few years ago and noticed that almost everywhere still has that old tap layout where one is ice cold and the other is steaming hot

I found that it was easiest just to put the hot one on for a few seconds and turn it off immediately with the chance of a scalding burn instead of relying on the ice cold one in the dead of winter, I'm glad that most countries have adapted to taps where you can control the temperature of the water by turning it to the right or left

>>74204017
>the cost/year is the relevant item.
Why?

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THIS IS A PSA

Remember to brush your teeth
Brush well, don't forget
Twice a day takes the cavities away

---uk.gov

>>74204045
>brushing you teeth
FOY

>>74204045
brushed my teeth once a day and never had any issues desu

my eyes are completely fucked though

>>74203953
Accurate.

>>74204017
>lifetime cost is dishonest, the cost/year is the relevant item.
???

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What are your plans for today lads?

>>74204044
Let's have an example Louis

X costs $1300 for 15 years
Y costs $1500 for 30 years
Z costs $1200 for 20 years

Y costs more total, but the per-year cost is lower. If we take in the tax aspect, then a healthy person pays more total tax to make up for the total cost.

Therefore the important aspect is the tax-cost ratio.

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Lmao imagine beign australian and living in literally paradise on earth with good weather, beautiful nature and scenery, healthy outdoors culture and high incomes and standards of living haha

then imagine living in the UK with rainy weather, bugger all to do and relatively shit standards of living (for a developed cunt)

>>74204121
quite glad my distant ancestor stole a spoon and got deported desu, bet he was laughing all the way to the bank

>>74204138
regret that mine was a law abiding citizen.

>>74204109
Fuck's sake nigel how thick are you

Person 1 lives for 50 years and costs 220,000, paying 50 years of taxes

Person 2 lives for 80 years and costs 290,000, paying 80 years of taxes

"Person 2 is the problem because they cost 290,000"

>tfw aus has had a higher quality of life than britain for over 70 years
just hold me bros

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the average lower middle class Australian street

>>74204121
Why are all teh windows and doors covered in metal sheets?

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>>74204121
lmao so glad i don't know this feel

>>74204147
Because when health care is socialized, the amount that someone paid in doesn't matter anymore

Bad actors are subsidized, good actors are penalized

>>74204121
looks like a lot of suburbs here
lol!

>>74204160
wtf australians live in trees?

>>74204164
Stop the homeless getting in

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>>74204160
Explain Tasmania

Are there dinosaurs?

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>>74204153
£10

>>74204173
Tobacco and alcohol abusers being bad actors

>>74204164
Less depressing then looking outside
>>74204166
mental how the UK and Holland are alike, but everything is somehow LESS depressing and looks nicer there

>>74204160
is that inner-west? firmly middle class, maybe even on the upper end

>>74204178
Lad thats his jungle down there, next to that immense red brick fortress

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>>74204213

>>74204196
i AM a dinosaur mate

>>74204203
Or just literally anybody who finds some means of exploiting the system.
And with any bureaucracy there are 100 ways to do it

For example, where I live the emergency rooms are completely clogged with illegal aliens. Because it's illegal to turn anyone away from an emergency room, they go there for routine medical care.

As a result, they get effectively millions of dollars of top-notch care while paying 0 taxes

finally found a decent quality running in the 90s rip

https://soundcloud.com/michael-carleton/max-coveri-running-in-the-90s-initial-dflac-download

good choon desu

>>74204220
a house in newtown costs over 1m, that's above the average

come back with a house in the west if you want lower-middle class.

would hunters hill be lower-middle?

>>74204234
But taxes don't pay for healthcare in America so why would that matter

>>74204234
>illegal aliens
foy

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>>74204232

>high score
>MMO

>>74204234
Dire

Socialised medicine is good as long as you don't let your demographics go to shit.

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why is australia so much better than britain

might get drunk and have a cry haha

>>74204254
a higher percentage of govt spending goes on healthcare in the usa than in the UK

>>74204267
sunshine

>>74204251
I just wanted to post my new meme picture

>>74204267
expose a brit to sunlight and one of two things happens - skin cancer or the height of civilisation

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pretty sure Glebe is lower middle class

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had a nice 12 hour sleep lads

>>74204209
Dutch build new buildings.
Our poorfag housing was built in the 60's and that's the new stuff.
Most of the terraces are near 200 years old.

>>74204267
europeans and space

>>74204234
That's your fucked country lad
We've not got millions of illegals running around and people on most visas are required to purchase adequate private insurance prior to being granted entry

why is poopeelia so rich

fuming

grrrr!

>>74204267
*drops thousands of years of combined knowledge onto a completely blank slate with countless as yet untouched natural resources*
hmmm... i wonder if this will go well

>>74204267
>hot weather
>better
how's the bar work, bruce?

>>74204298
glebe was ghetto as back in the ay same as surry hills and redfern

the housing commission areas in all are still ghetto as

>>74204314
Rawr :3

>>74204298
hope this is bait la
>>74204292
think I know where that is, towards glebe and that fence bit to the right is bordering a womens school or something?

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>>74204306
Somehow even older dutch terraces are not as depressing as british ones.

I don't get how, everything just looks nicer.

>>74204328
would love it if england was as warm and sunny as bruceland desu

>>74204343
you have to go back

>>74204341
>I don't get how

You're biased against the UK, so view everything associated with it in a more negative light.

Move to fucking Holland if it bothers you that much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqZByl5oaA

>>74204356
to surrey?

>>74204365
yes, the pakistani surrey

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>>74204328
awwwww, can't handle the 22 degree average mate?

K-holed last night. Was pretty scary. Came around and started crying my eyes out. Thought I was gone forever, lads. I was lost.

>>74204379
only fat people and gingers don't like sunny weather lad. you're probably both.

>>74204362
>catcalling when a qt walks on
Bloody racist sexist show
Should've been cancelled

Imagine living in a virtual desert like Australia. Full of dangerous animals that want to kill you. Simply cannot imagine it lads. Not comfy at all

>liking hot weather
'sheed tier

just move to the Cotswalds

>>74204341
lol, I hate our housing having grown up in terraces but that pic isn't a hair comparison.
The people who live in terraces here don't have new Audis outside.

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>>74204380
>Celcius

>>74204362
Fuck me she's practically topless

FOY

>>74204407
the australian southeast (where everyone lives because it isn't a desert) is like 1/3rd of europe m8

>>74204408
t. big fattty with a sweat problem

Do /pol/ still support the orange buffoon dumpf? Didn't he recently admit he wish he wasn't president?

90% of the world's problems can be solved by nuking 4 cities: Mecca, Cairo, Tehran and Pyongyang.

>>74204420
Nobody likes your stupid meme measures yank, grow up already

You're like the autistic kid in class who only likes to speak Klingon

>>74204415
Asians mate, always have well nice cars but then also have a family of 7 living in a 2-bed terrace.

Anyone from West Yorkshire can probably confirm

>>74204361
not a valid argument
>>74204415
I imagine they were originally working class housing that have become subsequently gentrified.

90% of the world's problems can be solved by ignoring leafs

>>74204468
>not a valid argument

It is actually

>>74204448
>Leaf foreign policy

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>>74204407
meme

>>74204147
but you're not taking into account pensions and the fact that say if you smoke for 30 years you pay £30,000 on TOP of the additional taxes regular people pay
a state pension for an extra 30 years costs £180,000 during which time maybe people will pay £36000 at 20% tax on regular products

so for 30 years extra that smokers have smoked it is about the same that healthy people will have paid in the extra time that they lived
however, you got an extra £150,000 that they get in pensions

>>74204476
i mean you have some nice looking terraced areas i suppose in the UK

but in general the UK is not very aesthetic.

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The gf

>>74204480
So Tasmania is the only livable place?

>>74204452
American system:
>Super hot day: 100 degrees
>Super cold day: 30 degrees
Margin: 70 degrees

Retard system:
>Super hot day: 40 degrees
>Super cold day: 0 degrees
Margin: 40 degrees

Ideal margin is around 100 degrees. Otherwise, it becomes tricky to avoid using decimal points (at which point you've just made your measurement units 10 times smaller)

>>74204480
wtf i love tasmania now

>>74204480
brb moving to Tasmania

Got to admit I'm a fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80

honestly think brits who don't emigrate here are retarded, our lifestyle is better in every single imaginable aspect. it's just "muh heritage" and "muh prestige" fags who won't face reality

only think holding me back would be family and friends, pretty happy my ancestors were desperate enough to leave everything behind

>>74204508
Jesus fucking wept mate did you seriously just type all this bullshit out and think it was worth posting
I've never seen a thicker yank, Chris

Canada: a force for international change.

We're a multicultural superpower.

>>74204531
>honestly think brits who don't emigrate here are retarded

Every time I mention I have no useful skills or talents, I keep being told you're full.

>>74204531
Your climate is horrible lad. I'd rather live in Canada if I were emigrating

>>74204531
Ah yes, because anyone can just move to Australia.

>buy the cheapest cable
>takes 30 days to arrive

for fuck sakes.

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>>74204533
You kangaroo fucker

You're trying to get me angry. I see what you're doing
You're trying, it's not going to work though

>>74204560
Anyone who isn't a waste of space yes

>>74204480
I watched a Ray Mears about some Scot grill shipwrecked on Strayas horn. Natives didn't eat her. She was running around in the buff for the duration.

Canada:legal weed, nice comfy cool climate
Australia:illegal weed, hot disgusting climate, nasty spiders that want to kill you
Hmmm

will marry a qt twink brit boy to let you come over here once gay marriage is legalised if you suck my willy occasionally

>>74204548
>>74204560
just work at a bar

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>>74204600
OI!!! JANNY!!!

>>74204531
any room for highly qualified electrical/electronics engineer?

>>74204560
>>74204548
it was pretty easy up until recently, probably will continue to be (relatively) for a brit

>>74204558
our climate really isn't that bad, just move to melbourne if you want something like home

>>74204611
I'm not attractive, I wont draw in the customers. Same reason I couldn't get bar work here

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The gfs

Average yank convo
>Hey dude do you want to go outside and play football man?
>No, it is only 68 degrees. I only do that if it is over 69 degrees.

NZ's better than australia desu

looking quite good ready for my date

>>74204623
>>74204611
Morons.

>>74204600
hu?

>>74204637
t. Zhang Xeping

>>74204618
idk there's probably a list out there of desired qualifications

apparently "hairdresser" is one of them so it's a wide ranging list. I imagine electrical engineer would count

>>74204598
> legal weed
In a years' time.
> nice comfy cool climate
I'm literally freezing to death half of the time. Where I live, the only Native tribes who were here before the English were hunter-gatherers who lived here only seasonally. We get a few weeks of -40° every winter. Literally inhumanly cold.

It was snowing like crazy earlier this week.

>>74204652
what are you doing in the UK that's so important and keeping you from working here?

>>74203710
>Take hallucinagens
This could potentially fuck you up long term

Nowt wrong with yanks. Prefer the confederates though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj6bykzlOaM

>>74204678
You can't just move to Australia to work in a bar, you fucking idiot

>>74204689
yes you can

Unexpected item in the bagging area

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>>74204684
>Prefer the confederates
>Posts the Union anthem

>>74204689
why not lmoa

doing a waste my weekend

>>74204705
Do a confederate song then.

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work tomorrow

>>74204689
judging by all the fucking annoying jfs we have here, you can

not just barwork but salepeople and other stuff

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>>74203710
>conspiracies which are known to have happened
>MP paedo scandal

haven't been on /brit/ for a week

what have I missed

>>74204702
What the...ugh FUCK
*smacks runt off the scale*
*runts noises as it scurries off*
fucking runts

>>74204683
>people actually believe the risk is significantly big enough for these things to be banned

hallucinogens are mostly safe. getting in a car could fuck you up.

Kissed a girl last night lads. First time I have had female contact in easily 5 years or more. Feeling VERY smug.

>>74204745
Your mum doesn't count.

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> why, yes, I will move to Canada from my non arctic-wasteland country
> *proceeds to freeze to death*

>>74204735
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/dec/01/dna-james-watson-scientist-selling-nobel-prize-medal

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>>74204722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfv9FDnMcaI

>>74204745
hmm yes yes hmm FONT hahaha

>>74204637
NZ is little Britain.
Straya is fine if you get a job that doesn't require you to commute. They all do.
Canada is better. Bunch of odd cunts but, you're still in relevant world. Proper Christmas with snow too.

>>74204762
*puts warm clothes on*
aha

Haha holy shit. Thought I was posting confederate music. Checked it out. Yankee shit wasn't good but check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-s51B66Sl4

Love it.

>>74204735
>Tfw i work with a mathematics phd from Ghana

>>74204769
ahh yes the guardian, very believable

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>>74204760
But it wasn't my mum; it was an attractive girl in a club.

Working holiday visa and ones like it allow you to do things like bar work and shit to make some money while you're here, they're only short-term though. They don't lead to permanent residence which then leads to citizenship
Some real dumb cunts ITT atm

>>74204762
There are non arctic places in Canada.

>>74204796
don't be a rorke goy

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>>74204701
>>74204729

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>>74204790
Better version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd1oA47Ti0I&bpctr=1493463957

Reminder that the sun STILL has not set on the British Empire

https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/

>>74204735
That's right, it's stupid to give them food or microloans.
What actually works is giving them hard cash directly:
https://www.givedirectly.org/

>blowing into nintendo cartridges to clear dust didn't actually make them work better

WTF

I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND O' COTTON
OLD TIMES THEY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
LOOK AWAY!
LOOK AWAY!
LOOK AWAY - DIXIE LAND

>In 2007 Watson said "I turned against the left wing because they don't like genetics, because genetics implies that sometimes in life we fail because we have bad genes. They want all failure in life to be due to the evil system

>>74204800
you'd think this would be obvious eh mate, keyword is bloody 'holiday' haha, honestly. you don't seem half bad to be honest pal, you're a good man. what's your drink? it's on me this time

>>74204850
Yeah, it's just resetting that helped

>>74204800
that's still a year of fucking around here you should take

you can still find work here and they can extend your visa, if you're qualified you can apply for a skilled migrant visa or something. that can be as simple as being a hairdresser.

why are my entire family fat

>>74204865
Why the fuck did I do it then?

>>74204839
Well into this.

>>74204788
> *puts warm clothes on*
> *thick jacket freezes after 10 minutes*
> *-40° temperature reaches into your internal body and freezes that too*
>>74204807
I wouldn't know. I guess BC, southern Ontario, and Nova Scotia aren't cold as shit, but don't go anywhere north of Winnipeg. I literally don't understand who thought it was a good idea to settle humans in these cold ass places.

>tfw britain went around conquering the world getting all these nice places to move to and my dumb ancestors didn't bother leaving the northern shithole im from to go to somewhere nice like canada or america or australia

doing my nut in.

>>74204875
You're useless benefits spongers from the North of England

>>74204762
>People think psychedelics are highly illegal because they are dangerous
Oh sweaties....they're illegal because no one wants you to see behind the veil of how society works. It's nothing to do with physical harm, they let you drink alcohol, know why? Because it's a useful depressant.

>>74204875
it's not because of bad genes. All failure in life is due to the evil system