/brit/

This just isn't on mate
Someone make another new

neck yourself

shan't be posting in a yank thread

>>74200507
The absolute state of /Brit/!

>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855

Everyone back the way you came, this yank and his shit early threads can fuck off

>>74200534
hey i don't want to either, but what choice do we have?

it's not real autism hours yet

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>>74200550

She played the fiddle in an Irish band
But she fell in love with an English man

i'm a girl

poofs

>>74200574
post fanny AND bum

>>74200574
that's cool with us, /brit/ is an equal opportunities general

>>74200574
get on your knees and service me

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>>74200565
I miss when the janitor payed attention to us.

Hate these threads

>>74200574
L-LatAm is cute desu

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>>74200602

Napoleon was actually short. He was 5'8 and didn't have the malnutrition that was to blame for the low height average of Corsica and France. He would be short today in Corsica, France, and the UK.

tennis court IS the goat lorde song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs

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URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

unironically think lifting has made me shorter

i used to be 6'2" but now i barely scrape 6'1"

staying sober is the king of states to be in

*gets schwifty*

WHOOP WHOOP
that's the sound of the janny
WHOOP WHOOP
that's the sound of the beast

I have a manlet height but don't look like one. Manlets are short-stature adults with mannish proportions and features. I'm 5'8 but so scrawny and boyish that I look like a regular child and not a short adult.

>>74200653
yeah compounds like overheads actually make you shoulder by compressing your spine. fucking manlet lmao

good morning

a middle aged indian businessman drove past me and threw an empty coke can at my head while calling me a cunt today

they're learning

>>74200709
integration is a wonderful thing

>>74200718
if he was a real aussie it would be a vb can

do you think spanish will become the lingua franca once mexicans take over america or will they have run the country into the ground by that point?

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ahhh hmm, looks like tempers have cooled and you're all posting in my thread after all.

>>74200730
baby steps
>>74200736
the next generations will all speak English as their first language imo

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Ah yes /brit/, a hive of scum and villainy. Perhaps one of the most inhuman countries ever known to the world. We best be on our guard, trouble is afoot here. *traverses the thread carefully*

>>74200742
state of you that this is the highlight of your life

THAIRAD

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>>74200771

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draw your own pepes

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thairad!

>That time everyone pierced their ears in primary
What was the gayest fad you remember from your school?

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>>74200787

>>74200789
That never happened to me, homo

>>74200789
when we cut a slit into our eyebrows

>>74200789
when we all sucked each other off during naptime in kindergarten haha

>>74200789
lad I sat next to in english got his ear pierced on a bus with a safety pin
at secondary not primary

>>74200789
not a fad but at year 5 camp our cabin made up this gay as fuck game that ended up with basically everyone's cocks out

>TFW when no bf to spunk on your face and call you a faggot

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>>74200816
>he got camp molested

Been almost two years since I've seen a pair of naked tits IRL

>>74200816
during my year 5 camp one of my mates teabagged another kid because he fell asleep way too early

>>74200830
in your dreams. there was no touching

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>>74200816
>those late night chats with the lads at intermediate school camps
wish I could go back

>>74200838
that's probably not far from how it started actually
i remember my bunkmate was trying to sleep while everyone was fucking around

>>74200816
in year 5 we went skiing in the alps and my nd my mate found a small feather and we decided to put it in the bed of a nerd we shared a room with then we told everyone he had sex with a pigeon hahahahaha the nerd started crying because he was embarassed

>>74200860
fuck off chad

>>74200860
le bantre

sounds like you all went on degenerate camps

my grade 5 camp was comfy. Went to a nice resort style place and each room had its own bathroom

Primary school camps were leagues better than fucking high school camps. Those were shitty. In year 10 I had a 24 hour solo where they sent you off alone for 24 hours. Something hit my tent in the middle of the night and scared the LIVING FUCK out of me

>>74200860
shitting and pissing at this

>>74200835
>I've seen a pair of naked tits
Jog on normie

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year 11 camp got cancelled because of the fucking earthquake

>>74200860
Kek, i went skiing with school too, i wanked in a lads bed and when he lied in my cum i slapped him in the face with my boxers

>>74200885
Don't worry mate, just look down

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>>74200890
>being afraid of a bit of dirtshuffle

>>74200890
we didn't have camp past year 10 which was great because i hated them and got in trouble for not going

Everyone here under 25 needs to fuck off RIGHT NOW

Everyone here under 35 needs to fuck off RIGHT NOW

>>74200625
Lorde is such a breath of fresh air. It's nice hearing a pop artist that doesn't have their head shoved up their own ass.

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what the fuck are all these camps you guys got to go on

>>74200917
excellent post
>>74200926
TERRIBLE post

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/brit/ changes drastically from 2am to 11am(brit time)

local brits go to bed around midnight with a few lingering late into the late and then yanks take over for a few hours, then aussies/kiwis(like right now), and then brits begin waking up again

and of course there's always thailad who i'm sure can vouch for what i'm saying

>>74200937
1 every year from grade 3 to grade 10 for me

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Do americans really slather mayonnaise all over their sandwiches? Why do americans do this?

>>74200937
yea dont understand it too, we had class trips to different places but never "camps"

>>74200951
um that's a burger sweaty

>>74200940
I can vouch for what you're saying

during the same camp as the teabagging incident a qt had to be taken to the hospital by ambulance because the instructor forgot to move the ladder they use to strap people onto the zipline, she smacked straight into it halfway down
>>74200945
>tfw didnt get to go to canberra in y6 because the school was too cheap

classic choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16zJJn_Kpoo

>>74200951

>Mfw put mayo on my hot dog

big fan of aussie prime time

got lost in the woods during a class trip once
wasnt really funny

spent about 3 months of my life outside the south island
bit depressing

>>74200937
they're annual week long camps. every school has em
those summer camps in your movies are probably to make up for the fact you don't

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>>74200951
are those vegetables?

only thing I remember from school camps was going to some shithole bush reserve place near cooma and learning how to make damper with some abo in a cowboy hat they imported from the territory

>>74200985
haha get a load of losty louis over here

Where are you louis? Nobody knows! hahahhaha

>>74200986
just noticed how similar norn island is to norn ireland

Only good camp was to the Southern Alps
got to look at glaciers and shit

>>74200988
we have summer camps but not school camps

>>74200986
i wouldn't have spent much longer outside brizbin

Remember when I was on Cadets camp for school some madman radioed in 'broken arrow'

>>74201019
did anyone else have to do orienteering

got lost with 2 of the girls on my team and had the most sexual conversation I've experienced in all of my 21 years

when was the first real CAMP camp you guys went on? Like one that actually involved setting up and sleeping in tents.

Mine was in year 7. The place we went actually burned down a year later during the Black Saturday bush fires of 2009. It's really fucked actually because it burned down the week before students would have been going. Don't think the school ever did camps in february after that scare again.

>>74201015
I went there when I was 6, seemed like Tokyo or New York compared to anything in poo peeland

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parents never gave enough of a shit about me to send me on any cool trips

or even feed or cloth me

>>74201033
i never did that, but i also didn't go year 9 or 10 camps so they might've done it then

>>74201030
yeah thats why i got lost in the woods. was with 1 girl though and it wasnt really interesting because she started getting anxious and scared once the sun started going down

>>74201030
Yeah a few times, except I was at an all-boys school haha

Only experience I had with a girl in all my highschool years was a reunion with a girl I had a crush on during primary. Brought her to the formal but she turned out to be a lesbian hahahahahahahaha

Had an option to spend the night at a camp in school when I was 11, but I never went because I feared I would wet the bed there.

>>74201053
battyboy

wish I did PE in year 12 & 13, they got to do an overnight ski trip in the mountains, slept in snow caves and all
Would've impressed the normies with my skiing abilities too

>>74201048
pretty sure the only camp the 'rents had to pay for was canberra which is like a 2 and a half hour flight away

>going to an all boys school

co-ed private schools were the GOAT

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Morning lads

What do?

>>74201065
>year 13

>>74201070
Honestly that pizza is still perfectly fine with that grease paper underneath it

>>74201071
yeah, start at 5 years old rather than 6

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>year 13

going to stop drinking

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FUCKING TANKIES

GET THE FUCK OUT OF /BRIT/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74201080
they do that, in my state at least, now.
they just called it prep though

one week trip to london in year 11 was the worst one of all the school trips

>>74201070
i remember being this tired

life was hard

>>74201080
so do we runt we just call the first year prep unless you live in some meme state like WA or SA or something

>>74201033
all of our camps were in buildings but in year 8 we got assigned to the one furthest from the main area and it was pretty spooky coz there was this massive area of trees in between and you couldn't see where everyone else was

kinda miss them desu

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>>74201091

>>74201098
It's called kindergarten you runt
t. NSWelshman

>>74201096
my pom friend got to drive from torquay to the alps for a geo school trip, fucking amazing

we went to maccas to survey cars for geo

>>74201102
>>74201098
>>74201094
>>74201096
Did anyone piss the bed at these camps?

>>74201098
what's wrong with calling it year 1?

>>74201122
not in any of my cabins

>>74201122
first school trip was when we were 9/10 years old
no one pisses the bed at that ago and further on

>>74201019
>broken arrow
Top film though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7btaVY-Lw

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>>74201105
Moar Stalin memes pls, we need to piss off the anarchofaggots some moar

>>74201122
knew a bloke who had to sleep in the common area at one
teachers said it was because there werent enough beds but there clearly was, one whole room was locked off. they were just afraid he'd piss the bed

>>74201098
>>74201117
it's kindy

>>74201122
yeah there was always some weird faggot with a condition and the teachers were constantly fawning over them and making sure they took their pills/injections, usually ruined the entire thing for everyone else

Wait, so I'm supposed to believe, a WHITE, skilled, educated, british male, born in a first world country, moved to a third world military dictatorship, to work for ONE QUARTER of what he could earn in the UK?

Hmmm yes, shan't be believing this

>>74201117
no prep is after kindergarten and prep is an official school year. That's how it works when it comes to Victoria at least (the only relevant state)

kinder (3/4 - 5) -> prep (5 - 6)

>>74201146
>teachers were constantly fawning over them and making sure they took their pills/injections
Don't think if the teachers did do this you'd know.

>>74201145
grim

>>74201139
Pissed the bed until I was 15

>>74201154
thought you were talking about Argentina for a minute ha ha

>he wasn't allowed to sleep in the top bunk because he sleptwalk

remember those runts?

>>74201167
what do you mean? in school camps we were always in these buildings with really strange floor plans and 5-6 beds in a room, nobody got special accommodation which is why so many of them are gay as fuck

nearly pissed the bed this morning

>>74201170
It would be the same as him coming here, every single argentinian would assume he just likes Argentinian girls

I guess there is a nonce/ladyboy factor to it too though because >thailand

school trips
>the alps
>antwerp
>berlin
>london
>hossegor (best one)

>>74201159
Fuck OFF
kindergarten is 5-6 then year 1 is 6-7

>>74201207
billionaire

>>74201191
I mean that if bed-wetting students did need injections/pills that it's unlikely that teachers would ever make a scene, fawning, over them taking those injections/pills. What teacher would make a student's bed wetting such a visible thing that you would know about?

>>74201167
mong literally have no memory of ever pissing the bed

>>74201207
private school?

so fucking bored lads reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74201213
god i fucking hate non Victorians

I pissed my pants at school when I was 6 because a kid was making me laugh
he had an older brother so he was always going on about sex and stuff, the cunt was hilarious

>>74201251
Bit too white for your liking?

>>74201217
it was like 200-300 euro for most of them (hossegor was cheaper) and stayed for a week too. stayed for 3 weeks in the alps and it was free though

>>74201245
not for the first one

>>74201235
obviously we're not utter runts like americans and don't have to worry about our tard parents suing the education department because their kid wizzed all over the room and everyone laughed at them

>>74201213
>>74201260
FYI:

more gooks in sydney
more lebos in sydney

what the fuck do you do before school then?

are you telling me all non-victorians only start education at 5? lmao, dumb cunts.

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Queensland is the best state

>>74201267
>and don't have to worry about our tard parents suing the education department because their kid wizzed all over the room and everyone laughed at them
Is this really about suing? Are you proud that teachers would allow students to be bullied over bed-wetting?

I remember in Y5/Y6/Y7 there was this one cunt who always had her own frozen meals her parents made because she was vegetarian
DESPISE vegetarians, special little snowflake pricks

more like queersland

haha

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>>74201283
good lad

>>74201296
go to bed

bunch of nonces in this thread that can actually remember that kindergarten shit and what ages everyone was

fuck off you bruce twats

>>74201290
hahahaah in year 11/12 i had a girl in my class who was vegetarian and who was repulsed with the idea of meat
always talked about how good the steak i ate yesterday evening was when she was near us. fuck her she was an annoying cunt

>why don't i film an extreme closeup of my tiny willy going into my wife's hairy snatch with a good view of my disgustingly hairy stomach, bet the lads on pornhub will really appreciate that

what the fuck is wrong with indians?

>>74201289
how exactly are you going to avoid that situation in the accommodation described above? there was a bed wetter at year 5 camp and that was his most relevant character trait half a decade later, the entire school knew about it but we didn't have the physical abuse endemic in american schools so it was mostly just banter, he got over it

>>74201327
fuck those kids are the worst, they're so sanctimonious about it

always thought that slight nutritional imbalance makes them brainlets when you're kids and developing as well

>>74201347
>how exactly are you going to avoid that situation in the accommodation described above
By not going? By keeping quiet about it and dehydrating yourself? I spent the night at friend's houses dozens of times without ever wetting the bed once.

>we didn't have the physical abuse endemic in american schools so it was mostly just banter, he got over it
What are you talking about? I've attended Anglo and American schools and the youth culture in Commonwealth countries is far, far worse.

whose the yank who posted in /f1/ with MY Apu?

>>74201384
got a bed wetter here lads

How tight do you reckon Poleaboo's boipucci is?

>>74201384
>youth culture in Commonwealth countries is far, far worse.
explain

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>whose the yank who posted in /f1/ with MY Apu?

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>>74201297
2bh

fucking hell americans are insular people, they have their own retarded ways of doing things (often involving state schools and the guberment) and can't just do the most easiest/ simple thing because of "THE STUDENTS MUST COME FIRST" or "THE PARENTS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT" or some heavily skewed reasoning

>>74201406
you cross the border in the last 10 minutes crunt?

dead thread
dead poomunity

dont remember any case of bullying at school
only bantre and it never went too far

is there anything similar to inytay atchay running still? lets all get a video thing going im fucking bored

worst incident in my last year of school would've been one kid deliberately pouring a soft drink over another's neck when he had his head down lol

we were pretty meek

le bantre hon hon hon

>>74201473
I thought all the muslims and north africans had junior race wars with the ethnic french or does that only happen in les banlieues

>>74201473
congratulations you grew up in a white middle class area

>>74201490
would NOT enjoy the resultant sticky neck

>>74201490
not banter related but a guy in my group chucked bread onto the road next to the school and as a result a seagull got run over by a car
also broke a few windows with a rugby ball

>>74201495
t. /pol/

went to a de facto whites only private school

was quite nice everyone got along very well and we all partied together

>>74201490
>get asked to make a gold coin donation for the cancer of the month fund
>bring a silver 50c as an experiment and they accepted it anyway

mongs

>>74201495
never heard about that
even in the so-called "banlieues" theres no physical violence because of race or ethnicity. only bantre

>>74201504
guy was the biggest fuckwit imagineable, wish I was there for it, it sounded a laugh

Three hours til I can start swiping on tinder again. Added a couple of new pictures and did up the bio.

Wish me luck (please)

went to public school in the countryside

wew anthony joshua is almost twice as heavy as me

would still vaporise his glass chin though haha

>>74201560
gl turt

Doctor told me that there's a 20% chance I might be black

All the qts at my schools were big on caring for the sped in the class
They'd talk with him and shit
wish I was a sped

>>74201502
my school was quite mixed socially though
while remaining white in a big majority yes

>>74201596
You don't want the pity affection anon

got a call from one of mycolleagues in australia

said some abo cunt came to see him about race or something and the doctor lied straight to his face saying "there's a 20% chance he might be black" when he was 100% abo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw

this is the future we want

>>74201617
awful attempt

>>74201605
He'd grab their tits regularly and they'd laugh it off

>>74201400
I attended an array of Anglo-centric schools in the gulf, but did the last two thirds of it in the USA, and comparing both, I do think that Anglo youth culture is far more aggressive. The majority of the bullying was done by British and Australian students, and those students were the only ones who mingled with the Arabs. It is something cultural. My main American school was machismo or preppy, as in, it was really dominated by an echelon of football players who'd not hesitate to thrash students below them. In the Anglo schools, there wasn't really a bullying clique. It was a widespread cultural theme, bottom-up. It's hard to explain but something I noticed about Anglo youth culture: that wherever there's weakness it was completely acceptable or even expected attack in response. In the USA, you really are expected to allow weirdos to exist.

>>74201619
imagine being the leader of the second most powerful polity in the world and throwing it all away on purpose

>>74201638
wtf I love speds now

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haha fucking shinji yo

>>74201638
That's just even sadder. Maybe he gets a light grab, but he's so pathetic they didn't even see him as being part of the competition.

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>>74201640
>ARABS can handle banter better than yanks

the utter state

>>74201644
good decision 2bh

they couldn't have kept it together anyway

>>74201644
imagine being your mum

500kg is a lot of weight to heft abut

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>>74201619
trump also did a pizza hut commercial

the plot thickens

>>74201640
Anyone got that parody article about some yank suing his colleagues for banter? It's very applicable here. I pretty much went to a different school every other year and not once did I ever witness any bullying, at worst there'd be some jokes made at lunch or recess and that was that

Down a cup of concrete mate

>>74201640
those schools aren't proper representations of british/ australian schools, the parents often move because they're forced to to earn a decent wage (making them bitter) or are obsessed with their careers to the point that they'll move to some desert shithole to get ahead. they aren't 1:1 representations of anglos, and the culture there is very different

t. went to an asian international school

just puked what i ate for brekkie

>>74201681
the ACTUAL pizzagate, not the fake news one

>>74201688
Frogs and snails?

Find the whole sgt Blackman case a bit weird.

He did literally just drag an unarmed wounded enemy into a field and shoot him dead.

Not really sure why that is considered anything besides murder and why loads of people were defending him. Also
>killing some taliban guy in helmand
> in any way actually defending the uk

>>74201686
I thought that was real lel

>>74201676
course they could, the soviets just had to lose the economic communism stuff and transfer to an openly capitalist one party state, they did it anyway in the 1990s but the entire political establishment went down the shitter and they allowed their member states to break away while resorting to "democracy"

>>74201698
nah eggs and orange juice
never eating scrambled eggs in the morning again

>>74201731
can't have liberal economy without liberal political institutions

that's why russia today is still so backwards

>>74201714
1. he's a paki
2. he's the enemy

in war you should be able to execute the enemy, regardless of whether they're armed

what was the scariest moment in your life?

probably when i thought my house was getting raided and left through the fire exit with two thousands pills until it turned out my housemate was having a meth induced freakout, or getting hit by a car

>>74201757
was in a car accident when i was 13
v scary

>>74201687
Is it really not? Or are these international anglocentric schools not just purer strains of the typical British school? This regimented, uniformed, boarding school type culture. What I described, the bottom-up tendency to attack weakness, is either the enforcement of uniformity or the snipping of tall or wilted poppies. This doesn't exists in the US.

can't help but feel a bit smug about this dumpster fyre festival

>>74201772
describe it

>>74201757
probably waking up in a hospital stuck full of tubes instead of at home, then trying to get out but my legs were too weak to hold my weight haha

Mum got hard buns for the burgers
Fuck me

>>74201801
what happened man

>>74201789
smirked with one side of my mouth, that's the first and last time german humour is ever going to get a reaction out of me

>>74201757
did a really big poo and the tp was bloody

>>74201812
not much, just a stroke haha

>>74201828
story

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despite my best efforts I couldnt drown this dude

>you mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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>>74201786
>"brits outside britain are more british than the british

reminds me of this lel

seems all that talk of uniformity, tall poppies etc. is something that was more prevalent a few decades ago. wouldn't really know, like I said I went to school overseas, but it doesn't really seem that way here. there are a few chad types who probably imagined themselves as the elites of their schools but everyone would've found their own niche

>>74201714
He shouldn't be charged with anything. One-sided regulations, conventions or whatever, on military in the middle-east is inviting your soldiers to be killed. Reminds me of how medics would have to immediately patch up jihadists mortally wounded by snipers as if that weren't a waste of resources.

>>74201836
feel ill at dindins
next thing I know I wake up in hospital stuck full of tubes after some brain surgery
discharged a month later, full recovery

>>74201752
>paki
Its illegal to murder pakis or anyone of any race rorke.
>execute enemies
Not true must armies including the british army say its a contravention of how wars are meant to be conducted.

If soldiers are given free reign innocent people can end up getting massacred for no reason under the guise of them being enemies a la my lai where american troops were killing "enemy" children and babies.

Injured and wounded enemies should be kept prisoner. That is how civilised cunts operate

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>>74201757
I can't think of many scary moments. Maybe the first time I asked out a random girl in public with people walking around.

I remember waking up one morning and the first thing I see is this outside my window. The first thought that ran through my mind was 'oh, it's the apocalypse'. I think it's a little sad I didn't react more to that thought.

>>74201757
was staying in this tiny town called braidwood in 2007 and my granddad had a massive stroke while my grandmother was out with my parents for dinner, I was smart enough to call triple zero but he had to get airlifted to canberra, he lived another 8 years so good on him

>A Trump Supporter Allegedly Attacked Students At A Kentucky University With A Machete

>Witnesses told local media the suspect shouted "The day of reckoning is here!" as he began his attack.

someone needs to calm down these college campuses

>>74201858
how old were you?

remember ages ago some brit talking about a girl he was interested in and how he'd have to tell her he'd experienced a stroke as a kid and it was why he was such a weirdo or something

>>74201868
well, of course the rules are there for a reason and you generally shouldn't do it

but in this case he's clearly the enemy and should have been killed, so while technically against the law this one was apparently ok

>>74201844
impossible, just concede the argument at that point and say they're right

>>74201757
overdosing and being half conscious while a fireman slaps you heavily in the face to keep you up

>>74201844
case-by-case basis
it varies

Techno interests me, anyone got any recommendations?

>>74201891
I was a young lad, around 13

don't think that's me though as I'm not a spazz, full recovery and that

>>74201914
Give ONE example you wank

Any of you lads ever had testicular torsion?

>>74201896
No it wasnt he only got off because they plead that he had mental issues and stress. If not for those reasons hed still be in jail.

Which desu seems like an excuse more than the actual reason he did it.

I dont get why he is getring so much support though.

have breakfast or nah?

>>74201923
weird, what caused it? you don't have even a slight lack of expression or mobility on one side or anything?

>>74201757
thought the house was haunted when I was 14

>>74201757
Had to have some teeth extracted when I was about 9 and was put under for it. Freaked the fuck out when they put the mask on and I could feel the anesthesia starting to work, tried to jump off the bed and fell flat on the floor with a broken nose
It was a sort of panic sensation I've never felt before or since, I still remember it vividly

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gf2017 happening it seems

>>74201926
depends on the argument

>>74201941
think my uncle did
I had a testicle swell up loads once, fucking hurt

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just had a haircut

>>74201979
You don't have any examples for any argument you little liar

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Who /Nat Glob/ here?

>>74201950
not sure what caused it but I've had other (unrelated) brain issues since then, again with full recovery. apparently the doctors said there was like a 5% chance of making it without any residual effects.

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>>74201994
bit uncalled for lad
n-not saying you're mad or anything though

>>74200762
wow fictional pictures

>>74202007
want to feign a punch at your face so I have a clear shot at your emaciated ethiopian ribs, runt

>>74200789
adolecensce had kicked in, so every boy (around
26 in numbers) showed their dick to each other during shower after smiwinng period. thankfully i had stopped going to swimming well before then

president toilet bog fart

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>nationalist globalist

truly a leader for the radical centre

>>74201876
fucking braidwood lol

got a really good lolly shop

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God. I don't know but today seems kinda odd.

>>74202067
drove through tarago the other day and it's like a mini braidwood but even more depressing

>>74202019
They actually show nipple in SI now? When I was younger they always photo shopped the nipple out so it looked weird

>>74202007
is nationalist globalist related to nationalist socialist?

hmm yes 6pm
internet down from 100/3 to 3/0.5
very good

Mmmmmmm nipple

cant count to 100

>>74202075
bought a dog from a farmer there once or maybe it was bredbo i cant quite recall
what were you doing there?

?????????

>>74202108
killed the thread you cunt

*taps mic*
Hello?

This Australian is pissing me off

*flicks nipple*

might have to go grab some more fags

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guess their age

>>74202204
19

>>74202198
You can suck me off instead?

costa

or the 'bucks?

>>74202204
Why do their faces look fake

>>74202233
'ero you absolute bellboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAVgdXHYb0 choone

>>74202237
must be some filter
they don't look smart enough for photoshop

fuct is the most bnoxious of the obnoxious brands

To the guys roughly 10 hours ago who recommended Rick and Morty, not bad. Not bad...

>>74202204
60 and 35

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botswana is based lads

an african country that actually functions

all thanks to radical centrism

Watching Delray misfits

Pissening....

*burp*

j'ai pas envie de crever tout seul...

,mortttttttyyyyyy *burp* the.................... pickle

>>74202322
And lest you try and cast insults on my nation, it was purely Brits and Yanks who sang the praises of Rick and Morty while I was skeptical. Thought they were taking the piss, but I was relieved that it didn't have the usual clunky dialogue and predictable plot "adult" cartoons have fallen into. It's a fresh take on the genre, and I appreciate that.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh JEEEZ rikkk I don't knooooOOOooooOOOooowwww....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... about that...

are there any group video chat sites still running?

MOOOOOOOOOOOORTY! *BURP* THE SLEEPER HAS AAAAAAAAAAAWOKEN!

I watched a few episodes of Dear White People last night. It wasn't bad, much better than the film.

*burp* make a new thread my darling Mortardo

>>74202426
doxcord

fuck this threads fucked

>>74202108
sorry m8 had a cheeky shower

drove to sydney from canberra for easter, came back and there was a massive traffic jam near goulburn due to a crash, biggest one I've seen for years, totally bumper to bumper

unlike everyone else I'm smart enough to know there are other ways to get from a to b so I detoured through goulburn along the opposite side of lake george near the wind farm and went through bungendore and queanbeyan instead

FUCK
OFF
AUSSIES (read: tanned micks)

>>74202493
nice

might have a watch later today

>>74202514
mad cunt you from the berra?
duffy repping

>>74202556
griffith m8

>>74202560
me on the left of the hand dryer

>>74202585
fucking there ya have it what you up to tonight?

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Mummy May's gonna save Britain.

>>74202629
not meeting up with losers on /brit/
sorry x

think I may've doxed one of the /rug/ lads

>>74202629
just ate dinner, long night of shitposting ahead while I get drunk

>>74202669
not me and very rude

>>74202729

>>74202030
I'm a fat cunt tho