/brit/

>tfw no Samantha/Jennie/Hannah gf

Does the system work lads

hope this gets jannie'd
despise americans

>>74198893
>despise americans
>I know, I'll go to a website that has mostly americans posting on it

requesting the webm of the parrot stomping its feet on the floor to some music

saw it posted here a few hours ago

reckon the lad who posted it has gone to bed by now

she played the fiddle in an irish band
but she fell in love with an english man

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>>74198908
>posts on a british general

really want to make a coffee but my coffee machine is about equal in volume to a power drill and it vibrates the whole floor

>>74198908
I mostly use this site to discuss sports, most of which Americans don't play, and this is a british general anyways
Fuck
Off
Yank

>>74198928
>on the international board of a mostly american website
genius, surely there'll be no americans there

I make them good girls go bad

>>74198908
>he says in a general for british people on a board for international discussion

top shelf kek m90

>>74198939
see
>>74198946

fuck off, we run this site

>>74198946
>international board

yeah you wouldn't think many yanks would be here

WTF

>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded

>>74198953
>for international discussion
>for international discussion
>for international discussion
>inter national

>>74198954
you're genuinely a plague
you aren't welcome in this general

>>74198908
What language are you thinking in right now?

>>74198973
you realise there are other nations besides america?

>>74198973
yes. what is your point. do you not know what international means?

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Big brother is watching lads

>>74198997
nah my big brother leaves in sweden. he probably cant see me from there. thanks for the concern, though.

>>74198996
He's trying to sound it out.

>>74198989
>>74198996
so you can expect to see americans, wow. I know it is a hard concept but you seemed to have figured it ouit

just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in

>>74198997
the houses of parliament is probably my favourite building in london

absolute masterpiece

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FOY

>he doesn't know what international means

wew

dumb frogposter

It's even funnier when someone from the Southern US thinks they aren't a yank

hahaha

>>74199042
my grandad is scottish, fuck off

>>74199017
mate...

http://www.strawpoll.me/12854570

>>74199025
Are you a Northerner Yank.. or a Southerner Dixie?

>>74199051
>expecting autismo yank to not fuck it up for everyone else

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>$300 a gram

ah yess

>>74199042

What if I was born in Britain and immigrated to the southern US?

>>74199053
i'm a US citizen

FOY

so big jim dwyer made his last trip to the shores where his fathers lay

never been here during these hours before, what a fucking pile of shit, all of you go (back) to sleep

>>74199051
that backfired on you didn't it kek

u fink u a badman yeh bruv?

>>74199089
yeh

>>74199065
The fuck you taking thats that expensive

*fires up proxy to vote for leaves multiple times*

>>74199079
maybe I should bring up a dictionary definition for you autismo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsg8zuKKsGc

apparently this happened two weeks ago and nobody has heard of it haha

i'm a free borne man of the usa

thai chicANO

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>>74198855

*picks leftover food from under gut folds to eat*

>>74199085
I voted leaf
just curious which one is worse

>>74199097

I'm a dual citizen though.

>>74199093
yeyo

good ol' aussie markups

*seethes over internet arguments*

*forces my presence on people who hate me*

*does a poo in public due to corn syrup enriched diet*

>>74199135
you seem to be the one who is upset lad

Business idea: throw buckets of ice water on homeless in winter

>>74199089
Nah kunt am just my own self

*hates an entire country for no other reason than because my prescribed liberal media outlet told me to*

*is confused and infruriate at the sight of a year 10 maths paper*

>>74199150
everyone's upset from tolerating yank ignorance here

fucking hate it when the cuckstamp flags here try starting fights with North Americans as if they somehow belong here any more than they do, you're not impressing anybody

*picks smegma, eats it*

I was born a girl but identify as neither male or female. Just somewhere in the middle. Though outwardly i dress more masculine due to preference and the comfort- less so to be seen as male. My mom had the same concerns. But seeing the hate and attacks towards gays doesn't scare me. It empowers me to be a good person. Not for gay rights to be seen as positive. But because seeing pain makes me want to nurture. Seeing hate makes me want to communicate. Whatever may happen to me in the future, I can't control. But I won't hide who i am. I think not feeling like a victim helps as people are less likely to pick on me. Also I'm always smiling. Even if I don't get a smile back. We're all born with our setbacks and burdens. But how we deal with them can make us stronger. An obvious statement but I like to remind myself this from time to time as well. :)

>>74199173
LOL

>>74199092
boi u aint nuffin. u get dropped rite here quicker dan yer mums draws wen she see me

>>74199173
Excellent post

*doesn't understand why people would hate my people other than the media dictating their thought process*

*fires up UK proxy*

Realising that I could've gotten a gf if I really wanted to

*turns on the tv to see what my state-sanctioned thought process of the day is*

*invents reddit*

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Karen only drink American cummies

>>74199126
$300 a gram of coke the fuck

>>74199173
bullying yanks is a /brit/ past time. it's just banter and the ones that aren't autistic don't rise to it.

they being said i seldom partake in yank bullying, or bullying of any variety really.

*angrily speaks ebonics through the tears*

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*posts on brit*

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tipless skins don't have smegma

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hmm yess

>>74199216
you can get 3 for 100 here pretty common

*smashes the keyboard in frustration at having once again been denied a chance to "banter with the lads"*

>>74199189
australians are cheap chinese ripoffs of americans

FOY

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Karen is ours now

>>74199242
literally chinese

>>74199182
omi daiz tho f?am u gonna get rushed if you dnt stop chattin dat.

>>74199217
naw it's not really bullying, it's just spam
bet that Kiwi actually unloaded on a pass just so he could wow all of us with his post cooldown time avoiding skills haha

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my flightplan is booked with the agency, I'm all ready to leave tomorrow night
fucking 15h flight is gonna be brutal, glad I booked the luxury class cabin.

>>74199242
>60%

*is obsessed with sexual intercourse involving black men and white women*

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wahey

I lack the creativity to join in on this Yank posting I'm afraid.

so is trump really putting america first?

>>74199268
no, israel first

*smashes the report button*

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want a barbara palvin gf

Ooga booga

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>>74199279
smaaaaash

Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her,
For the voyage is done and the winds don’t blow,
And it’s time for us to leave her!

*only posts when his /cum/ support network is nearby*

CULOmbiANO y mexicANO ajajajajaj

>>74199281

Looks like a jew.

ahaha remember when the President of the United States wasn't white

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>>74199281
saaaame

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Why yes, I would like a whole bucket of chicken

>>74199303
drumpf is orange dude haha

>>74199311
grim attempt at coming up with a random filename

>certain yanks don't post on /cum/ because it's horrendous
>surprised when they come to /brit/ and everyone considers them awful posters

*pathetically attempts to use the local vernacular + over uses the word 'lad' in a desperate attempt to "banter with the lads"*

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>this thread

>>74199317
hello nigger

If I was born in Britain and spent the first 30 years of my life there, but emigrated to the states and currently reside in the south, do I post in /cum/, /dixie/, or /brit/?

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>ameribreads

>>74199334
All of them.

absolutely surprised and shocked that /brit/ doesn't think we are good posters

You know what's worse than hearing your mum's moans and her headboard banging against the wall your bedrooms share and knowing she brought yet another man home last night? It's hearing them giggling together and whispering like lovers.

FFS Mum. It's never the same man twice in a row. You both just wanted sex. Why pretend otherwise?

Wish I had a female companion lads

bit funny this leaf would accuse others of autism when canadians are the paragons of "autism speaks"

wish i was not born

*is HIV positive*

>>74199340
jesus fuck, move out

haha lad I was just down at the chippy and this paki walked in and I called him Rasheed

oh jolly my surprise when the blokes name was actually Rasheed

IMAJUN MAI SHARK

>>74199342
see
>>74199340

>>74199327
what is this from originally? it's in the binding of isaac when you have the whore of babylon item and you get to half a heart HP you turn in to a horned demon and it comes up saying "what a horrible night to have a curse"

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I hope things with Korea kick off and LA gets nuked

>ywn be this pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJoL-S2SxWs

*pretends to be unperturbed but is actually seething with rage*

>>74199363
you have to be 18 to post here

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>>74199347
cheer up beto

>>74199340
mate.. thats dire you need to go

do a stream thai chicANO

>>74199359
>>74199360
are you two ripping on /brit/ despite posting here

DIRE

*smashes the report button*

>>74199378
i'm 27 tho

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thailad just showed up

now everybody will post their thailad gimmicks

>>74199393
nah

AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS

>>74199371

Most of America does as well. LA is a cesspool.

*spends hours browsing the archive to fit in with this """community"""*

>>74199363
its from Castlevania 2 which BoI referenced.
every night in Simons Quest that pops up and the enemies become more difficult, but also drop more XP so you need to watch the day-night cycle
great game, love Castlevania me, even the "metroidvania" ones

>>74199398
You've already done this one, pack it in if you're reusing content.

>>74199395
4chan is an american website

go back to roochan

>>74199338

But which should be my primary?

booo

>>74199401
castlevania 2 btw

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'TR NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN

*fires up NZ proxy*

>>74199412
oh. so it is. i had that game and now i remember it. i knew i'd seen it before. played all of them on the snes and ps1

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is there a more scrumptious snack?

>>74199435
I like the 4 cheese ones

*is in excrutiating pain as a result of botched circumcision*

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>LA is a cesspool.

>>74199424
Roll dice.
1 and 6 is /brit/
2 and 5 is /cum/
3 and 4 is /dixie/

>>74199446
poo-coloured hands typed this post

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>hey can yall grab me a brew out of the chill-chest m'dude

*goes dooping mental*

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>>74199463
>keeping bread in the fridge

>>74199433
it was for NES

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>>74199455
>He doesn't know how to quote

*doesn't give a crud*

>>74199463
when i was in canada the milk was in bags, the bread was sweet, the eggs were refridgerated and nobody knew what marmite was. those were my main issues with canada. try to improve, thanks.

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accurate

still adjusting to the fact that /dixie/ exists

irish are bro tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

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>hey bro could you get some bread from the fridge?
>sure no problem dude

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thoughts lads

>>74199477
I do this tb h

>>74199499
what kind of bread did you buy?
other than that the rest is fine
eggs last longer when you keep them in the fridge and we buy big cartons
bagged milk is superior for bulk buying

>>74199519
bit nig tbqh

>>74199522
Bread doesn't need to be cold and it will go stale quicker in the fridge t?bh

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>when an Aussie says reckon

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>2011
>keeping ketchup in the fridge

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anybody else tend to post in /brit/ more while feeling depressed?

dumb frogposter

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5 seconds to explain how lain isn't best girl

>>74199524
bread in a packet from any given shop. didnt see any actual bakeries. and no, and no again

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421530/So-eggs-fridge-Scientists-crack-age-old-argument-chilled-room-temperature-best.html

>>74199531
fuck I'm an idiot, just looked it up online
started doing it because the asian roommates do it, come to think of it always had bread out when living at home

>>74199577
Asians can't into bread, do not trust them.

mum freezes her bread
doesnt seem too bad 2bh

is reckon the only word both brits and yanks use interchangeably

>>74199565
there are lots of bakeries about
even most regular markets have good selection, should have bought some good rye or something instead of trash wonderbread or dempsters.

>>74199590
that's fine for toasting

reckon I could have thaigay sucking my cock within seconds of meeting him

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GIRUGAMESH

>>74199590
freezing is different, if you want to store bread for a long time it's fine, say if you buy more than you're going to eat before it goes stale. You can defrost it and use later.

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>when the man from another country says the thing

>>74199594
tell you what actually there was a local farmers market type thing in one of the cities i stayed in, and there was this hipster bakery stall, and they were selling nice looking bread for $5+

>>74199600
used to pull down my pants to my ankles to have a wee until the first week in middle school when some chad came up and slapped my arse while I was pissing and all the boys laughed

>>74199600
very giggly from this

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>mfw when belgium shows up

>>74199657
my favourite pepe

remember when nige got a tache haha

1st plateau dxm is the best club drug i've had so far
some slag kept dancing right next to me and looking at me as if she wanted me to grab her and grind but she seemed to be with her bf
very weird

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this song upsets me because I'm VERY afraid of being stuck in the open ocean with nothing to keep me from sinking just treading water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZES3nJQYJok

and fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whisky

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>>74199680
It was after he stepped down as leader.

>>74199694
http://www.wikihow.com/React-if-You-Fall-off-a-Cruise-Ship

saw a tiny whip snake in my front garden and nearly shat myself

i really need to move out of australia

watching cigarette reviews on youtube lads

>unironically going clubbing

ah yes a sure sign that we could never be friends

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MIX EM'UP
COOK'EM IN A POT LIKE GUMBO

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>playing civ for first time
>accidently start a world war by killing some krauts

>>74199717
>
Be reasonable. If you have been stranded for more than about three or four hours and no ships have happened to pass by, your chances of survival are extremely low. While it may be depressing, console yourself with memories of good times..
wikihow is amazing

>>74199726
Poof

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>>74199717

>>74199742
cocked that up didn't you

>>74199717
>Thwart being thrown off, if possible
hmm
no, hadnt thought to do that

>>74199760
yes

>>74199743
everyone's entitled to a phobia

>>74199694
You should check this out
sortieenmer.archives.grouek.com

>>74199792
unless it's islamophobia

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there's a lake nearby me and local folklore has it that there's a deep underwater cavern at the deepest point of the lake that created a maelstrom during heavy rain which has sucked small boats into it and killed people

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I love old spooky sailing stories
like the Mary Celeste

>>74199817
Unironically have Phyllophobia

Brits, Yanks, Canuks, Kiwis and Aussies ARE BROS

>>74199848
no

she played the fiddle in an irish band

>>74199861
and she worked in starbucks to pay the rent

live in new england and feel a closer connection to brits than i do to canadians, texans, californians or mexicans

>>74199854
rasheed

>>74199820
sounds like a chance to play a point and click adventure game in real life

>>74199854
wew
>>74199865
fight me irl

if i had to live in any city in america, i would pick seattle

any yanks care to tell me why i might be wrong?

>>74199820
there's a knucker at the bottom of a lake near me, and one in a hole near a railway bridge according to local folklore.

>>74199871
only sheeds like yanks

>>74199901
something xecucks something

knackers are at the bottom of a lake

wish my town had local folklore

not even so much as a haunted house or aboriginal sacred site around here

>>74199800
lasted 5 minutes then the game cheated and killed me anyway

desu I'm a strong swimmer I just don't like the idea of the ocean
I'm a lake man

>>74199940
we have a purported sleepwatcher

>>74199901
it's a lefty city

if that doesn't bother you then i don't see why not

haven't heard much about seattle

>>74199901
it's not bad but going to be a lot of reddit tier sjws

alternatives: austin, minneapolis, boston

>>74199942
In that situation you're only prolonging the inevitable anyway.

>>74199953
>>74199954
every metropolis area is full of lefty sjws, there's no getting away from them

>>74199971
not necessarily

jacksonville is a really conservative city

>>74199971
true but there'se degres, cities i mentioned might be low key and amenable to the craic

>>74200000
that might be because of the prominent nigger population redpilling the local whites with their niggotry

you have to weigh the pros and cons of leftism vs niggers when it comes to american cities

*gets schwifty*

Klitschko will win on points

>>74200076
Points is a shit way to decide it. Matches should go on until someone is out cold or dead

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>25 February 2016, the Sayo: Manfred Fritz Bajorat of Germany was found dead in his private yacht, adrift in the Philippine Sea. His body was found slumped on the desk and in a "mummified" state. Early reports suggested Bajorat had not been seen since 2009, Autopsy showed that Bajorat died of a heart attack and sea conditions preserved the body.

>2017
>caring about boxing
lads...

>2017
>caring
runts...

>29th of April, 2017: Anonymous /brit/ poster remains without a gf

>29th of April, 2017: Anonymous /brit/ poster remains

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>74200204

29th April 2017: Getting my hair cut

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>February 2013, the MV Lyubov Orlova: In January 2013, the Lyubov Orlova, a former Soviet cruise ship, was being towed to a scrapyard in the Caribbean when a cable snapped, setting her adrift in international waters, one day after leaving St John's, Newfoundland, Canada. On 4 February 2013 she was found approximately 250 nautical miles east of St John's (approximately 50 nautical miles outside Canada's territorial waters) and drifting in a northeasterly direction. The crew did not pursue the vessel due to safety concerns and it was left adrift, reportedly populated with cannibal rats

>>74200213
is this the ethiopian? what an ugly mutt

why is the leaf posting weird things

Where's that Irish lad that kept a collection of all the images I posted of my snacks over the years? Finally going to try and eat healthier and I need some inspo

>>74200264
he has had sex with many beautiful white women

>>74200268
You Americans are all a weird breed

>>74200283
why are americans so obsessed with cuck shit smfh

>>74200278
ate 7000 calories today

well i've been put on trial for ritalin and all it does is give me anxiety

is dexamphetamine any better?

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>>74198855
Americans do not belong in limey threads.

What are you retarded fucks doing in here?

I'm heading down south to the land of the pine

>>74200303
didn't know the valid utilisation of a prescription drug was a criminal offence, surprised you're even being prosecuted

>>74200332
include me in the screenshot for r/4chan

>>74200332
no i mean my psychiatrist put me on it as a trial because i told him about my adhd symptoms

my next appointment is in a few weeks and i'm thinking about trying something else

>>74200307
they're refugees from yankies like you

She pressed, you blinked; it's over. It's been over for awhile now.

>>74200332
>>74200345
this was a joke?

well it's not a good one, not even worthy of r/4chan

>>74200347
wish I could be prescribed amphetamines

I literally derealize when I try to study anything and de-flesh my fingers as well with my gnawing

>>74200361
how did you not see the epic double entendre you cuck

Leading member of the /r/4Chan Away Team here, AMA

>>74200371
>entendre
frog fuck

>>74200373
reddit was a mistake

>>74200371
it's a double entendre sure but most certainly not an epic one

C for effort though

watching dear white people on netflix

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

watching fuck white people on pornhub

on reddit.....things happen

well it's all in the past bitch cause now i've got it beat

>>74200382
This wasn't a question, I'd downvote you if I could

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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74200447
another classic from thailad productions

>>74200458
it's a chicken

very drunk lads

i knwo ive hasd enough b but ive still got some whiskygleft in my cup so what are ya gioonaa do

i had a dream we were sipping whisky neat

>>74200483
>purposely typing to appear drunk when we all know you're more than sober enough to string a sentence together

wind your neck in

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boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys ims os fpised drukn

And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

jusrrt doawnd a ful lcan of bunderberg gingre beer ldas

>>74200507
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>>74200499
i wish your werte right

being this drunkn doesnt feel good

after macgregor/mayweather will /eire/ ever recover?

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>>74200447
nice webm

you must be a programmer or something

'sheeds in