/brit/

>>74197414
much appreciated

and a (You) too! :) x

cheeky

Long Kiss Goodnight is the GOAT rap song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qoSVxQKms

Stone roses lad

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why?

I've had a few drinks now, but I'm thinking instead of the cloak and dagger I just ring his doorbell and then kick his cunt in when he opens.

what do you lads think?

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>rap

>>74197455
do it

>>74197441
My man, that's like the 8th best song on that album and doesn't even touch anything on Ready to Die.

father john misty is /brit/core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TPL_7o_Duc

>>74197455
You should post your 3" willy instead

>>74197448

>Jaffa cake
>digestives
>hobknob
>shortbread
>cookie
>dog biccie
>custard cream

State of you you prick

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>>74197408
I prefer scones in jizz myself

>>74197481
FOY

>>74197469
You seem dumb. State your IQ before I engage you further.

>>74197448
>don't know the first one
>digestive biscuit
>anzac biscuit
>chocolate chip biscuit
>shortbread
>dog biscuits?
>shortbread cream

try again sweety

P.S. do yanks eat dog treats or something?

>>74197496
>>74197497
'ck 'ff 'nk

>>74197468

Maybe if I'm drunk at zero hour I might go for this plan, I tend to have poor long term planning when drunk

>>74197477

I'l post my big celtic dick and balls if you want faggot

drove home after having a pint at a houseparty

Only yanks and jf in the thread?

Fuck this I'm leaving

>>74197408
whats the gravy made of? are those biscuits sweet or are they like crackers?

>>74197519
get some sleep xx

>>74197519
*begs you to stay*

>>74197519
good, fuck off. we run this website

>>74197511
I fucking dare you bitchnigga
You don't have the fucking balls

alberto barbosa

someone link /cum/ to here

had a pint on a plane and got kicked off lads

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>>74197511
you should know that quickdraw is working late tonight
for that night time pay i should imagine

>work in minus ten hours

Can't be fucked lads, want to quit and start things again

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Found some young goslings by the pond on my walk this afternoon. Cute little fellas.

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feeling very unsettled

>>74197578
where do you work

>>74197530
No
>>74197534
Only if you talk about stone roses
>>74197539
Runtlet

>>74197602
manager at jjb sports

>>74197448
>jaffa cake
>biscuit
>biscuit
>biscuit
>shortbread
>dog biscuit
>biscuit

A similar question I could pose to you is why do you call anything which involves putting something inbetween two bread slices a sandwich? Because it's not right. Some things you call sandwiches are actually burgers, paninis,baguettes, or toasties

>>74197585
ah yes, good

all according to plan

>>74197602

Tesco's lad, mind numbing

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>>74197615

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>>74197555

I suppose I'll be banned for this by bitch nigga puritan mods, but here, suck on a fat one

>>74197616
FOY

>burgers, paninis
we use both of these you melt
speaking of melt, we say melt as a type of sandwich too

Depressions back again lads

Ahh yess VERY needed

>>74197623
what's the point?

just be a neet if you're going to work some shit minimum wage job

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R. Y. H.

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>>74197631
3" WILLY LAD IS HERE

HE'S FINALLY HERE

>>74197643

Bills to pay mate, literal wage slavery

>>74197653

Its 7" when erect

fuck you

>>74197631
pull the foreskin back

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>>74197631
>fat

>>74197657
no parents to leech off?

>>74197602
fuck off leaf

don't see how such info is pertinent to you or anyone else

stop asking personal questions

>>74197674

Post your tiny brit dick fuccboi

Might kill myself a la Ian Curtis

Need to become semi famous first however

>>74197635
but don't y*nks consider paninis and burgers to be a type of sandwich rather than just a panini or burger?

>>74197698
yeah, this

>>74197679

Mum and dad are poor enough without me sapping them

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SHAN'T be doing any racisms tonight
SHALL be tolerating and valuing differences in others

i hate frogs

>>74197717
why didn't you make something of yourself if you saw how your parents struggled?

Just started crying for no reason lads hahah

>>74197698
>>74197713
>a panini or panino (from the Italian panini [paˈniːni], meaning "small bread, bread rolls") is a grilled sandwich made from bread other than sliced bread
>A hamburger or burger is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bread roll or bun.
what the fuck do you classify it as? we don't call them "sandwiches" anyway, that is too vague

>>74197669

The smell is too much sorry

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>>74197631

>>74197735

Going to college mate, just tired of the constant working, want to pursue my creative side a bit.

>>74197746
How do you say 'turtle' in Irish?

>>74197741
calm down mr crankypants
we wouldn't see them as altered sandwiches as yanks do

morning lads

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unironically my cock. look at the state of it

>>74197755
college for what?

NEED an uncut bf to bully my mutilated shaft with his intact member

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>>74197777
hahaha look at that

>>74197772
>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for another food type
and your definition of a sandwich is?

Can't stand the gf

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>>74197737

>>74197408
As a Southerner, where biscuit n' gravy is king.
TRIGGERED

>>74197777
Like a depressed fingerling potatoe

>>74197812
Fuck off yank

STOP POSTING YOUR TINY MALFORMED COCKS I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT

>>74197799
>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread

that's it, just take out the "and more generally" part

>come into /brit/ at 4:30 am
>see yanks discussing my 3" willy
>some other irish gobshite rises to the occasion instead
odd feel desu

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

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>>74197812
fuck off yank

>>74197779

Social sciences mate, want to be a social worker.

*blocks you*

wew, had enough of him

>>74197833
Mhmm

Post it then laddo

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>>74197757

like this

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yanks have big beautiful willies

sup wit dat

>>74197854
no
also im a cutfag just so you know

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>>74197856
Haha nice

>>74197865
Eww gross

>>74197525
It's a Britbong joke about an American food called "biscuits and gravy."

"Biscuit" in American English refers to a fluffy bread leavened with baking powder, while in British English, it's a hard, crisp baked snack made with flour.

"Gravy" is the same in American and British English (brown meat-based sauce), but the kind of gravy in "biscuits and gravy" is white and looks strange to Brits. The gravy in "biscuits and gravy" actually refers to a different kind called sawmill gravy, only used in the Southern US.

So that pic is the British use of the word biscuit + American and British use of the word gravy.

>>74197827
>>74197850
Eat a dick, the both of you.

It was supposed to be a joke.

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>>74197830
How about this big cock instead?

she played her fiddle in an irish band

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>>74197852
>Social sciences mate, want to be a social worker.

>>74197831
what kind of mental gymnastics are you going to use to try to say that a burger or panini doesn't fit into that definition?

74197899
i'ts photoshoped

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>>74197831
This

A burger is a fucking burger
A sandwich is a sandwich

goodnight lads

sleep tight

*tucks you in*

>>74197865

>irish
>cut

what the fuck? get out of my country schlomo

>>74197915
pretty regular mode of thinking to believe that
same reason pasta and noodles are two seperate things

>>74197871
im not a jewish rat if thats what you think
my foreskin was too tight when i was a kid and i was having trouble pissing
or so they tell me. i was too young to remember

>>74197872
You should call it scones and hollandaise to avoid confusion

Hi someone post kev (walking form) ta need it NEED it

everyone you know one day will die

>>74197865
>>74197934
my mum's family are irish and all cutfags
don't know how I know that aha

>>74197914

Not sure what you mean by that noncey gif

>>74197945 see >>74197757

>>74197918
>>74197942
>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread
explain to me how that is not a burger

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the 'friend

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

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>>74197918
>only a burger made with beef can be called a hamburger

>>74197969
sliced bread, not a bun

>>74197964
it means i don't want to make fun of you

>>74197963

'fraid not cobber

How are you so familar with their foreskins anyway?

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>he doesn't have a foreskin
state

stop posting dicks faggots

>>74197979
so a bun isn't bread now? hmmmmmmmmm, VERY interesting

Not banned yet, shall I post my anus and take it to the next level y/n?

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>autismo yank is here

>>74197992
there is a distinction between a bun and regular bread, yes

not enjoying this new gimmick of calling facts factoids for no reason when factoids are actually incorrect by definition

>>74197996
yes x

>>74197969
Slices is the important word

A burger is made of one bun sliced in two, not any random bread slices

A sandwich is made with two slices of a loaf. The crust is only around the edge, not on top

i got a shotgun, rifle and a four wheel drive
and a country boy can survive
country folk can survive

>>74197967
google it
im half english i couldnt care less about the irish language

>>74197969
people outside america usually aren't autistic so they don't interpret random internet definitions down to the letter

the difference between a sandwich and a burger is obvious if you can actually think

>>74197978
Yes that's right

You can have veggie burgers, chicken burgers, or halloumi burgers but only beef burgers are hamburgers

>>74198005
dont fucking care

sandwiches are actually a type of cake

Stop replying to all my fucking posts you foreign cunts I'm trying to fucking sleep and you DEFINETLY will NOT get a reply back

>>74198000
I didn't say "regular bread" did I
>>74198005
>A burger is made of one bun sliced in two
sounds like two slices of bread
>>74198009
so far you haven't listed any valid differences from the definition YOU supplied

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>>74197972
>Racemixing

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>>74197979
This

>>74197984
I think I was talking about american influence in korea with my mum and told her apparently koreans are all cut, she said all her brothers had it done as a kid.

weird convo haha

maybe back there we were similar to a yank colony so we followed in their (jewish) footsteps

yanks are legimately thicker than pig shit

http://www.strawpoll.me/12854319

http://www.strawpoll.me/12854319

http://www.strawpoll.me/12854319

>>74198058
t. a bun isn't bread

>>74198030
>YOU supplied
you supplied that definition you complete muppet ahahaha

and I'm saying that people know what a burger and a sandwich is without looking it up in some fucking online dictionary, if I go to a restaurant and ask for one or the other I know what I'm getting

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>>74198004

best I could do, turns out its not so easy to take a picture of the dark side of the moon

>>74198067
when did I say that you troglodyte
a bun is a particular type of bread used in burgers

>>74198082

You gay lad?

>>74198075
>and your definition of a sandwich is?
>>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread
>that's it, just take out the "and more generally" part
hmmmmmmm

>if I go to a restaurant and ask for one or the other I know what I'm getting
I fucking said no one calls it a sandwich because it is too vague. you're grasping at straws now

>>74198093

No homo, why you wanna fuck this tight ass?

>>74198093
Are you?

>>74198030
>>A burger is made of one bun sliced in two
>sounds like two slices of bread

A burger is made from 1 bun
A sandwich can be made with any two slices of bread as long as they're sliced from a loaf with the crusts round the rim of the slice

Get it through your thick yank skull

And whether it's called a sandwich, toastie, baguette, burger, or panini depends on what sort of bread is used, how it's sliced, and whether it's cooked or not. In proper English stuffing something between two carbohydrate pieces does not automatically make it a sandwich. The sandwich is also a British invention so don't even try to disagree with me

Imagine litigating the taxonomical classifications of different foodstuffs on the 'chon

>>74198097
taken from your definition you utter fucking weapon >>74197799

but you're arguing a burger is a sandwich?

>>74198113

Will be in Dublin in about a week.....

>>74198114

Not saying, are you?

>>74198120
imagine autistically throwing a tantrum over such a trivial topic and then abandoning said topic after getting blown the fuck out

never made it as a wise man
couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

>>74198120
Imagine calling a burger a sandwich

>>74198133

Ok thats good to know if you got BIG TITS otherwise its no good to me because I'm not gay

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493428991047.webm

lads kev uploaded a new video

>>74198146

I'm 190 lbs so my tits are quite big hahah, interested?

>>74198133
I will be if you have tits and wanna Eiffel Tower this Paddy's tight ass

>>74198118
>A sandwich can be made with any two slices of bread as long as they're sliced from a loaf with the crusts round the rim of the slice
oh so they're sliced from one loaf? like how a burger is sliced from one piece of bread too?
>And whether it's called a sandwich, toastie, baguette, burger, or panini depends on what sort of bread is used, how it's sliced, and whether it's cooked or not
nope, they are all classified as sandwiches by almost all definitions of what a sandwich is, and you have yet to prove otherwise other than griping about how "durr a bun isn't real bread"

>>74198153
>married woman with a dildo
>shaved head child
>husband filming it and laughing, doubtless posting it on facebook soon after

Can't imagine being this much of a Deano cuck runt

>>74198164

emm no sorry m8, women tits i'm talking about

I'm sure you will find somebody in dublin to bum

>>74198126
I didn't tell you to use my definition. I asked what your definition of a sandwich is and that is what you told me. you made the choice to use part of my definition

apparently the first year of cawwlege in America is basically another year of secondary school because they literally learn nothing in High School

>>74198181
wobbly sausage mate

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think I understand the mindset of the sandwich yank

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>my ass is attractive to gays

and that was the last time I left my house

got some hot chips and a battered sav for lunch lads

>>74198195
Only if you're a retard who didn't take any AP courses or community college classes during high school

>>74198210
Hot Chip is a good band desu

>>74198200
don't doubt this because i'm circumcised and have undiagnosed adhd

>>74198173
>with the crusts round the rim of the slice
Did you even read this part of the sentence?

>nope, they are all classified as sandwiches by almost all definitions of what a sandwich is,
Only by y*nks

>and you have yet to prove otherwise other than griping about how "durr a bun isn't real bread"
When did I ever say that you thick twat?

>>74198188

Don't want somebody else, want you x

>>74198172

Would be like old times fuckin the Irish

>>74198164
Villalad?

goodnight

i have ADHDH and i am autist

>>74198193
and I'm saying using a definition is pointless because you know what the difference is, pasta and noodles are both made from noodles and formed into different shapes but are distinct foods

don't even know what you're saying because it seems you think burgers are sandwiches yet here >>74198097 you're saying no one calls it a sandwich? sort yourself out

>>74198230
supply a dictionary definition that specifies that sandwiches must be from bread "with the crusts round the rim of the slice"

Now understand that yanks call individual sausages 'hotdogs'

Truly a peon sub-human cave race

>posts arse and willy on thread full of men
>lol why do u gays like it

The state of him

>>74198216
I took dual-credit English writing classes but had to take them again in college because some error, and believe me, it is disturbing that high school college classes are held in equivalence to actual ones. I learned barely anything in the high school version.

>>74198216
I literally did, and I do a stem degree now. I also did Cambridge maths from year 11 to 13, and I was in extension for my entire time at high school

>>74198232

Well you aint going to get this tight asshole, its going to be 1921 all over again englishman

Theres loads of gays in Dublin I'm sure you will slay it m8

>>74198247
>and I'm saying using a definition is pointless
so why were you arguing for YOUR modified definition for half this discussion then? didn't read the rest.

>>74198272
they are
Genuinely depise the Americans

>>74198272
all frankfurts to them are hot dogs I think lmao

put a regular sausage between a bun and I don't think they'd accept that as a hot dog

dear UK
Please take back Piers Morgan
Sincerely,
Y*nk

>>74198274

You will never come near my tight bumhole you fucking SAXON OPPRESSOR

>>74198282

How can you be sure you aren't gay if you have t tried it?

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>>74198278
>americans learn to write english in their first year of uni

>>74198265
Shan't

So I use about 10 grams of coffee to make 3.5 little espresso cups of coffee. Each 250 gram bag therefore contains roughly 90 small cups of coffee. Each bag goes for $9 if you go for the primo stuff.

That's good taste for a low cost that is

>>74198324

Because I like big tits and not dicks up my asshole?

>>74198321

Okay I promise I won't but can you at least send me another picture please?

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>Spotty was gay all along

It was all just a trick to get bummed by the Brits

>>74198341

You must be shiting rings around you

>>74198339
because you can't. go read up on what a sandwich actually is instead of going off of what they call it in middle-of fucking-nowhereshire

>>74198358
What?

>>74198346

What do you want a picture of?

>>74198335
You mean like formal paper writing? At minimum, yes. English grammar is taught horribly. The very last time I did anything regarding grammar was in seventh grade, and my last year nobody but me knew what an independent clause was in the college English class.

>>74198291
I wasn't using shit, I just said I would consider a sandwich to fall within that definition but I wouldn't use it like some fucking criterion to judge everything in front of my place that has bread and other food in between it. I don't autistically interpret definitions down to their parameters, when you speak english you already know the meaning of things

>>74198345

Your prostate( male g spot) is up your ass so scientifically you do

Turks are bro tier

>>74198383
>when you speak english you already know the meaning of things
see
>>74198364

>>74198372

That is an insane amount of caffeine

I absolutely love taking a big, solid shit

>>74198364
I don't live in France. There's no legal body that has jurisdiction over my language. But as the country that invented the sandwich I have more of a right to decide what is one than you

>>74198398
*files away in 'Outstanding Posts' drawer*

>>74198396
Nobody says you have to drink the whole bag at once mate, that's why we have these cup things so we can just have a few grams at a time.

>>74198376
Titties

>>74198376

Bum

fuck off

yank

poo peeland

>he wasn't born in the 1980s
fucking STATE of you

>>74198392
christ yanks are autistic
you realise a language like english is an evolving thing and that dictionary definitions aren't set in stone? you can get completely varied meanings for a word given the publisher, the definition of what constitutes "life" is always varied and changing with scientific discoveries

the only authority on english is how it's used in regular conversation, and if you called a burger a sandwich here people wouldn't understand you

real nigga hours?

hahahaha
ha
haaa

*tears drip on my keyboard*

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/new-millennial-edition-of-monopoly-coming-soon-where-you-can-only-pay-rent-buy-smashed-avocados/

>>74198402
>But as the country that invented the sandwich I have more of a right to decide what is one than you
hmmm so perhaps your country's dictionary would support your claims right?

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/sandwich

oh, well shit.

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I logged on to 4chan

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Drinking a pint of this lads

>>74198446
whoa it's almost like you could've given me definition from any dictionary by any publisher to give you the slightest amount of credibility rather than "dude it's just what we say here haha"

>tfw no Samantha gf

>>74198457
and in that context bread is understood to mean a slice of it

in british english saying "bread" without context wouldn't include a baguette or a bun, idk if it would for y*nks

>>74198472
I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from your post mate

https://youtu.be/7iMjFoT7yWE

>>74198489
>in british english saying "bread" without context wouldn't include a baguette or a bun
[citation needed]

>>74198490
Ie) you want a sip

No

>pop

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>>74198418

Theres my tits

>>74198420

already did

>>74198507
>fizzy drink
>fruity bits
>wheely bin

WGHO UP

*burp*

>>74198514
what's a fruity bit

>>74198510
Wew

Post tummy

i hate the irish

>>74198457
As I said, we don't have an official language body. The OED is one of many dictionaries, none of them official

And the dictionary definition of words differ from how they're are actually understood in practice

For example: if I called you a dumb yank I don't literally mean you're a New Englander with no tongue. I mean you're a fucking stupid American

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>>74198524
pulp

>>74198533
see
>>74198475

>getting this angry because you know you are wrong

>>74198502
ah yes but, you see, as I mentioned earlier people who live outside america are not always autistic and are able to understand the conventions of language without needing the rules of it set out in stone in obscure online dictionaries. language is a lot more abstract than that, you can't nitpick every little thing, it's just the way it's used

if I asked someone to pick up some bread for me at the supermarket they'd come back with a loaf not a bunch of buns ffs

>>74198528

I posted my asshole and dick but I wont post that

You know, I used to go to the gym but that pic looks like an old man body. I should probably stop drinking

>>74198540
well, they are bits of fruit

wouldn't mind hitting up the bars tonight

sniff some coach as well

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>>74198502
Tell an English person to go to the shop and buy a loaf of bread and this is what they would bring back

Blink 182 were unironically the greatest band of the past 20 years lads

>>74198559
see
>>74198475

>>74198565
ha okay

*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>74198558
>>74198475
see
>>74198559

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>ameribuns

>>74198560

Spunked on your chest need a better arse pic tho lad

why is the irish scumbag posting his body :s

>>74198565

Post your cock or fuck off out the thread

>>74198565
Might argue about sandwiches for an hour.

>>74198568
shit taste as expected from pleb: the country

>>74198566
see
>>74198475

>>74198573
idiot

AYEEEEEEEEEEE

BREAD! THE COMPLEXITY OF THE ARRANGEMENTS OF TWO SLICES OF BREAD AND LINGUISTICS! THERE IS NO MORE A TROUBLESOME PAIR!

>>74198570
honestly don't understand what you're even saying there

think you need to take this lad's writing course >>74198278

>>74198475
>"dude it's just what we say here haha"

That's literally exactly how language works though, fucking idiot

>>74198581

getting a bit too gay for me m8

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TINY

>>74198568
american exchange students in my student housing unironically play blink 182

genuinely embarrassed for them

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>I have never felt a maginitude 7 earthquake

>>74198599
>>74198607
weird how if it is what you say you can not provide any documentation of it so far

>>74198582

Post your brown 1" pinche

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wew

>>74198624
Because language is descriptive, not prescriptive. We don't have an Academie Anglaise

don't wanna post my fucked up dick

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BRITISH

>>74198586
>>74198618
NECK yourselves

Business idea: concrete infused with bacteria which lays dormant until exposed to water. These bacteria produce calcium carbonate which fills cracks and holes in the concrete, thus, self-repairing buildings

>>74198624
i'm SAYING there isn't documentation because nobody cared enough to argue with some dumbfuck yank about whether burgers are sandwiches

casual conversation dictates this is how sandwich and burger is understood not some dictionary shit

>>74198648
alri Emma Watson

>>74198560
I feel ya
I gave up alcohol for Lent and my beer belly went down a bit and I feel so much more confident in how I carry myself

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Why are British housing and wages so absolutely shit?

>>74198659
*rains on your building*
*explodes*

*someone spills a cup of water*
*a fucking concrete stain emerges*

hmmmm

>>74198651
>>74198665
you're saying it as if it is a widely known fact that burgers aren't sandwiches. something that well known should be documented somewhere shouldn't it? doesn't look like it though

>>74198701
Hmm it's almost as you're from a different country to me

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me surreptitiously in the back

>>74198672

Something about alcohol destroys all your muscles

You are ok until about 40, I used to be very fit but can carry 50 ib of fat reasonably due to my frame, though I've seen the guys further down the line

>>74198683
Mongstralia never fails to display his mongbilities

>>74198701
Burgers are burgers.
Sandwiches are sandwiches.
Simple.

>>74198701
>widely known fact that burgers aren't sandwiches
why should it? everyone knows minced beef is different from minced lamb, there doesn't need to be any "documentation" on it

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burger?

>>74198732
>>74198744
I think we can all agree there is no point in arguing about this when there is clearly no objective anymore

>>74198737
It's empty calories and sugar

>>74198771
I think we can all agree you're wrong lmao

unless there's another yank backing you up everyone agrees you're wrong

>>74198780

Apart from that, I think the alcohol itself fuck you, its poison after all

>>74198771
Yes, also you lost the argument

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Descriptive definitions of things can hardly be said to transcend cultural spheres of influence, dialectal spheres, when they are, by definition, subordinate to culture.

listening to avril lavigne lads

>>74198786
>>74198792
I'm still right but I can agree to disagree

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>I'm still right but I can agree to disagree

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>>74198791
Naw alcohol is your friend

>>74198837
You are have NOT gone through a hard time in your life.

You have NEVER experienced any hardship.

You ARE a cunt idiot with a massive ego, who pretends to be depressed on 4chan for attention because you have no one in real life to attention seek to because you have alienated yourself by being a delusional vain cunt who thinks he's smart, when you are in fact a retarded idiot who has achieved NOTHING in your life, and you NEVER will.

Stop posting here

Stop coming here.

Stop breathing.

You are absolute human garbage, and a fucking leech on those who are actually worthwhile.

>>74198568
What about Rick and Morty

>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855


>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855

>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855
>>74198855

>>74198837

Its the kind of friend that manipulates you into liking them and then plunges the knife into your back, like some kind of polish person

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>>74198850
Damn that's me

>>74198835
kek

>>74198200
imagine how traumatic for a little baby to have that done to you
its why yanks are so weak willed and sheepish