/cum/ - canda unit stat mecks

Fuck Drumpf

Fuck Truedew

>>74196481
without fucking fail

>>74196419
before my time, it sure sounds like

>>74196454
how bout that tho

>>74196500
If you make a lucky star on /a/, it wont take long before someone or multiple people start posting the entire collection

I think I might make one

ive been on /b/ since i was 10 years old fuck off you newfags

>>74196522
can't say I've ever even thought of making a Lucky Star thread before

usually only visit /a/ for current stuff

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>>74196548

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>never an "IT HAS BEGUN" edition

Fuck you guys. Start priding yourself on being complete /int/ cancer.

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>>74196588
nothing has started though

I quite prefer original /cum/ OPs anyway

>sister can't drive so i have to take her places
>she texts me that she's ready to be picked up
>i drive all the way out to pick her up
>still have to fucking wait for her

>>74196548

I feel like, if I saw where you were posting from I would be horrified either way. It would either be perfectly pristine in an extremely creepy way or it would be garbage bags and milk cartons where only you know the way through the maze.

Somep people say Trump has only done 1 thing he promised in his first 100 days in office.
Is that true?

>>74196639
what do you get in return

is it sisterly love?

why dont you teach her

>>74196640
its fine, sometimes girls go in my room

>>74196654
I joined in the meme'ing him in to president, but I haven't seen anything noticeable change around me. Of course though I live in California.

>>74196639
You should pick her up into the bed of your truck :へ)

>>74196654
Some people say I have the world largest cock

>>74196654

No, actually.

There's a proposition in the house to make captured cartel lords assets be used to pay for the wall. We said Mexico would pay for it. We weren't talking about the legitimate government.

>>74196655
nothing, and she's completely unthankful and inconsiderate of the time i waste

she's getting a permit soon but it'll be 6 months after that until she can get a licence

and she's completely inept and irresponsible so i'll probably end up having to drive her around anyway

>>74196696
Move to Alaska and become your own man

>>74196696
>6 months
What kind of shit state makes you drive for 6 months before you can take the driving test?

>>74196685
hehe i lied. it's the world's smallest cock

>>74196691
this sounds good for everyone

>>74196718
OK

people under 18 have to prove that they're literate too (lol)

>>74196712
i used to live there, fucking loved it

>>74196691
>captured cartel lords assets
So... cocaine?
How the fuck do they plan on converting that shit into money?

Business idea: Fund terror groups to drive the cartels out of mexico

>>74196733

It is.

>>74196751
t. ghost of ronald reagan

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>>74196751
CIA idea: Fund cartel groups to rattle the Mexican goverment to that they don't become an issue to the USA

>>74196745
That's pretty solid, yo
I'd move myself if I wasn't already absolutely in love with Washington

>>74196748

Sell it to drug companies that require the supply for opiate medications. A temporary solution for a long term problem. Tear off the band-aid sweetheart. life is for the long haul.

>>74196748
Legalize.
Sell.
Say it with me: Trump brand cocaine. Make your Friday nights great again.®

>>74196787
NSA idea: stop letting CIA come up with ideas

anyone /fit/ here?

how the fuck do I do woodchops

I'm so bad at controlling my legs

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>american bus stops

>>74196805
are NSA secretly the good guys interested in national security that have to fight the CIA and homeland security?

>>74196751
>watch as terror groups take over drug business, while drawing a US gov paycheck.

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>>74196858
I hate Berkeley so much

>>74196863

Here's the thing, the FBI, CIA and NSA all hate the fuck out of each other. It's the only thing that keeps a separation of power within our intelligence agencies. If they cooperated totally, it would be a nightmare.

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>>74196866

>>74196863
I like to believe that the NSA is the least belligerent intelligence agency.

>tfw been sitting out here waiting for the brat for 20 fucking minutes

>>74196906
t. Sam Fisher

>department of homeland security has double the budget of the canadian military

i am .02% jewish according to 23 and me

really should go study some more pals

>>74196915
Jesus Christ bro, just leave the bitch
your time is valuable

>>74196915
She won't have to wait nearly as long once you stick it in :へ)

>>74196932
I'm entirely European except for .01% pacfic islander. No idea.

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>>74196915

Goddamn dude I agree, brats are delicious.

>>74196939
>implying she's not just sucking off her fellow coworker

I enjoy bible collecting 2bh

stop saying cummies

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My doggy got an eye infection. She's going to the vets tomorrow morning.

>>74196982
post pictures of your dog

>>74196982
I blame you

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>>74196964

>bible collecting

Yeah I did that too for a while. Mormons leave one in the drawer of every hotel. I must have like, eighty of them?

Thank god that lonely guy with a revolver didn't find it.

Kidding though, I never take them.

>>74196969
You're not Varg. Who are you, imposter?

>>74196982
is your're doggie cute

corner gas is pure, unfiltered, canada-kino

tpb is good too but it's become too yankified in more recent seasons, especially after it became a netflix exclusive

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>>74196996
>>74197010
She's p cute.

When I go though the drive through at Tim Hortons the girls always say she looks like a teddy bear.

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>>74197038
FLUFFY

>>74197035
i havent watched the new seasons of tpb but how is it yankified? and the humour in corner gas is garbage

right lads
she's at her friend's house and i've started blasting gucci mane right outside on high volume

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>>74196476

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>>74197038
C U T E

>>74196964
That's a thing?
I know a lot of folk, including my own family, who seem to own several Bibles, but I've never heard of anyone actively collecting them

>>74197052
new seasons rely on slapstick and crude humour almost exclusively, which is exactly what yanks like, hence the term yankified

with your opinion of corner gas, you'd probably like the new seasons a lot

Who actually wants a cute dog.

Big dogs > small dogs

>>74197113
objectivly incorrect

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>>74196246
/cascadia/ imo

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Guys help.

Gf of 3.5 years here. Last week I emotionally connected with someone else. Now I can't seem to feel anything on my gf and I'm blaming it on depression and lack of eating.


How do I love my gf again?

>>74197080
yeah, its fun to explore the different bindings, styles and translations imo. its an expensive hobby though. I have 4 that I use all for different purposes

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>red sox win

>>74197113
medium doggo > big doggo > small doggo > shit > nuclear waste > pits

>>74197131
This, cali can share a general with mexico

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>>74197156

>>74197137
>falling in love in the first place
Don't do that.

>>74197101
kys, old tpb is classic, corner gas is boring

>>74197156
>the baltimore orange ducks blew a 9-1 lead

L M F A O

What is the best dog breed and why is it the siberian husky?
>strong russian genetics
>you can leave them out in the cold no problem
>basically a fucking wolf

>kys
>no sense of humour


underage b&

>>74197195
dobies and boxers are cool
I'd be worried to own a husky here because it'd probably pass out in the 110 degree weather

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>barely noticed the thread title

heh...

>>74197131
>>74197166
I am in favor of this

>>74197148
pretty neat tbqh.
I've only got like one nice Bbile, and the rest are just like normal books

>>74197184
>Baltimore blows a 9-1 lead
>Atlanta blows a 28-3 lead
Why can't southerners do anything right?
>"MARYLAND ISN'T PART OF THE SOUTH"
Wrong.

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Bonjour les amis

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>>74197161
Incorrect
Bloodhounds > Boxers > Basset Hounds > Other big dogs > pitbulls > cats > Medium size > Pet rocks > small dogs > The singer pitbull

>going out in about half an hour
>probably going to have to choose between gf'ing this girl or splitting
Not sure what to do, buds.

i would only own a mixed breed from a pound

>>74197273
Golden Shepherds are a top-tier mix.

>>74197161
pits are only shit tier when they're raised to be that way
a breed like the staffordshire terrier are considered a pitbull breed and their temperament is generally considered so gentle that they aren't recommended as guard dogs. it's even noted on wikipedia that dognapping is an issue with them because of how polite they are with strangers. they're also qt as heck

>defending pits
Expected of a chicano. Pits should be rounded up and euthanized. Terrible breed.

>>74197243
>>74197326
this is very crude

Firebomb Quebec.
Also, see all of you buds tomorrow.

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>>74197316
>wanting to euthanize this gentle innocent qt
pitbull isn't even a specific breed, its an umbrella term that includes lots of different breeds
rottweilers are the only dogs I'm aware of that still have a common aggression issue in the temperament

>>74197243
yeah i hate ontario/manitoba too

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>pitbulls

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6b_1461077661

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=665_1493147945

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Give me (you)s and nobody gets hurt.

Dalmatians have a worse temper than pits.

I had one that tried to kill a poor innocent piggo

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@74197361
not so fast, scum

not before you stop being a fucking disgusting weeb

>ottawa
*flushing sounds*

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>tfw no 2B gf

>>74197360
holy balls shes conscious

74197361
shut up justin

>>74197355

>>74197381
>managed to grab a steam key from a /v/ thread yesterday
>retarded hack and slash
>forced drama
>endings are shit

This game only sold because of the ass

>>74197381
I prefer 9s to be honest

>>74197381
2A is cuter

>>74197421
GOOD post

post funny clips from corner gas

the show is shit

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>I have a 3g anime girl gf

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>2B will never slam down on your cock and break your pelvis

>>74197400
https://a.uguu.se/vdZ8xHPdI4sd_aioothomo.mp4

>>74197326
>tfw tete carre

>>74197449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHAzG6MQ1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HYz9OhyXo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEvti_cBIRc

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f97_1493384577
china culture

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Do americans really slather mayonnaise all over their sandwiches? Why do americans do this?

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tag yourself

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post a more american image

>>74197488
mayonnaise is for subhumans so unfortunatly most whites, especially in the south do this

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Do Australians really slather Vegemite all over their sandwiches? Why do Australian do this?

can you drink expired beer? i opened a can and it smells weird. it expired in january

>>74197476
thank god it doesnt have a laugh track, its just shitty, not obnoxious

>>74197533
I don't know
Who cares? Drink it. it's only you that's going to get sick

>>74197533
It'll just taste like shit thats about it.

>>74197488
For a mayonnaise food system in which emulsifying agent has not been added to the food system yet, the observation is that oil floats on top of water forming two separate layers. Energy as mechanical force (e.g. shear shaking) must be supplied into the system to force the oil to enter the water phase as oil droplets. Energy is needed for the process because the state of unprotected oil droplets in water is thermodynamically unfavorable (ΔG of the process is positive).

When hydrocarbon molecules (oil) are forced into water layer, hydrogen bond of water molecules and some dispersion forces between hydrocarbon molecules must have been destroyed, and new water-hydrocarbon interaction must have been formed in this state. Considering Enthalpy change of the process, the input energy to reach this state and the released energy break even rendering enthalpy change of zero (ΔHsolution =0) for the process. Enthalpy change equals zero also means that the thermal Entropy change ΔSthermal is also about zero for the process. However, positional Entropy change for the process (ΔSpositional) is negative. This is because when oil droplets are in water medium, those water molecules that are in contact with the hydrocarbon molecules lose their freedom of movement. If oil droplets are not in water phase, more water molecules would be more freely to move instead of having restriction on their arrangements. Thus, it is a thermodynamically favorable process for the pure, unprotected oil droplets to move out of water medium as the process is driven forward by Entropy.

>>74197533
i think its fine might just taste bit weird

>>74197533
everything aside from the alcohol will be diluted

it'll be like a lightweight tequila shot

the only funny quebeckkker is norm mcdonald


refute this

>>74197584
can't

I've been a bad, bad girl, /cum/
How can i be good again

>>74197575
>>74197559
it tastes like i drank the ink out of a sharpie

>>74197605
>>74197584
anglo canadians arent funny

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i want a latina gf so bad lads
so fucking bad

>>74197611
if your sides dont hurt in about 1 hour, you're fine to keep going

>>74197613
then why were you sucking TPB (an anglo canadian show)'s dick earlier?

>>74197634
dont fall for the latina meme

they're all huge cunts with a subtle mustache and end up getting fat

>>74197634
are you from ny?
fuck whats up all them darkies in ny?

Canadians aren't funny, but Anglo Canadians are funnier eat shit frog legs

>>74197641
because its funny

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what are you drinking lads
Pic related is what I'm pounding down

>>74197658
so anglo canadians are funny

>>74197651
it's because nyc is a sanctuary city, so all the illegals flock here
it's also because the projects are cheap for a shitty living but nigs dont care so they fill them up

>american """""humour"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u85u2ymDl8M

>>74197662
aloe vera apple pear water

Sheldon is still somehow funnier than "essential Canadian humor"

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gonna go take over /brit/ with the rest of the /cum/rades

brits>french canadians>aussies>anglo canadians>kiwis>americopies

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>>74197662
an overpriced protein shake

>>74197613

Who cares, David Marchamp

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>>74197691
how does da poulis fit in these cars?

canadian humour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNN5Vd2Hn2o

>>74197778
they get the manlet polis and ram them in there
but normal polis officers stroll around in SUVs, at least in nyc

>>74197786
good post

>>74197814
when will policelets learn?

>Canadian humor

>>74197785
I use the "urethra milking" technique to make sure no piss gets stuck in the bend of the urethra

>>74197836
its a ruse

thats actually a polis clown car

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>>74197843
Forgot picture

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drampfhhh.........

>buy shin guards
>go on crime spree in new york, immune to nypd

>>74197881
>americans have starbucks even in the white house

really makes you think

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>>74197924
its called capitalism you filthy leaf

>>74197924
and the gift shop sells dRAPMHFJHHH hats that are made in ZINA

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>>74197924
us burgers sure do love our sugar
gimme gimme
but make sure you hit the gym so that sugar doesnt make you fat

>>74197943
Glymph is finished.

>>74197696
Any good?

>>74197771
What kind of shake?

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>>74197662
For me, it's A&W root beer, the best root beer

>>74198039
>A&W
>Root beer

absolutely disgusting

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>>74197989
muscle milk
it taste like paint thinner desu

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my 2nd year shit (and some first)

>>74198051
>not liking root beer
kill yourself

>tfw no gf to bust my balls

>>74198057
>weird-kid-from-middle-school-with-rock-collection.jpg

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R8 and H8

>>74198062
good post

root beer is the thinking man's pop

>>74198123
>pop
never reply to me

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>>74198112
rude

>>74198119
Also my political view theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIbq7HkalQ

if you say soda you're a literal retard

don't even get me started on cokefags

>>74198136
did i get kicked because im a manlet?

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>pop
>soda
>coke
>fizzy water
>boisson gazeuse

>>74198158
>pop

fizzjizz

>>74198162
>boisson gazeuse
what the fuck
>>74198159
yeah, we have a minimum of 6'3 now

got the farts to be honest

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*is litteral garbage*

>>74198196
pray spiders don't come out

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl
i would call her

why do black people love chargers

I want to express my sincere appreciation to Mexico for making above-average use of the letters Q, X and Z in their language and culture.

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>>74198119
Give it a few year.
Lolbertarians always end up coming back to papa

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yanks will never know this feel

What is /cum/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5bS3_BCDs

>>74198244
mega cuck

>>74198229
you have to recharge your phone somehow

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I've given up on studying for tonight

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>He says pop
>He says Coke for anything other than Coca Cola, Diet Coke, and Cocaine
>He says soft drink
>He says Carbonated Beverage
Soda water is the origin of soda, and is some of the only naturally carbonated water. Therefore, it's soda.

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avg canadian gf

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>>74198162
On dit aussi "une liqueur"

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>>74198275
enjoy failing

>>74198285
she's wearing contacts

>>74198285
I wish.

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF9zgGGrE_U

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>>74198254
I've been listening to emo revival for the last 2 days
>>74198259
French socialist scum
>>74198277
Its coke unless its dr.pepper

Ok I just smoked some scraped weed rein off my piece but you know what I just realized? There's only one saturday in each week for us normies? That fucking sucks.

I miss being in college when I had days where I didn't have to do shit the next night. But on Firday's you have to work and on sundays you have to go to bed at a good time.

Wow I'm sad now

>its a puke before 11 pm due to alcohol episode
my favorite

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Who /white/ here?
Feels good knowing my ancestors helped build civilization.

>>74198254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFZlAACjEYY

>>74198342
pussy

>>74198342
Oh come on, I haven't barfed from alcohol in like 2 years and that's because I was trying to get drunk fast. I'd ask if it's rush week for your sorority but it's nearly march.

>>74198244
Apparently Neoconservatism is synonymous with Autocracy on 8values?

>>74198254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpJOR9ew9f4

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>>74198374
FUCK may

>>74198368
>>74198374
i started to drink at 6 i usually dont drink often senpai, i had 7 beers and a solo sup of wine

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slightly below avg canadian gf

>>74198382
That label is completely fucking wrong just another biased "political compass"
Probably because i'm more of a hawk it says neo con

I want to impregnate a Chinese woman.

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>tfw fated to never have a gf because I'm an INTP

>>74198406
I want to impregnate a slightly below avg canadian woman

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I have to get glasses this summer. Want some retro dalai lama glasses.

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

>>74198400
>6
Me too faggot. That's not an accomplishment. It's friday and 5pm is miller time

put your muthfukin hood up get to freakin

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THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT

>>74198413
i had one

>>74198400
Wow that's nothing

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>>74196476
nice thread OP

LOSING MY RELIGION

>>74198493
he had 10 drinks in 5 hours, not nothing

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>>74198410
>I believe Climate Change is fake
>I believe that Hitler did nothing wrong
>I browse /pol/ for anything besides shitposting
>MAGA
>I think Jews control the world
It's disturbing you have a man in the oval office.

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>>74198491
you aren't a real INTP then

>>74198518
give the wojak a nice jaw and thats me. im introverted, near sighted and like to read

>anime
Wow ur arguements just went to zero

>>74198513
wow you're a pussy too

>>74198468
fuck you. i counted the trash can and it was actually 9, i drank most of them while playing project M and smash bros with my friends

final programming project due monday

only done the most basic parts so far

Where your grandma stay, huh, my nigga?

>>74198539
i knew a kid like you. used to down mickeys in one go, he's got the shakes now

>>74198518
This.
t. INTP-T Sperg that only has INTP, INTJ, and INFP friends.

>>74198536
Read this: you fucking little im going to break ur fucking glasses

>>74198541
>with my friends

oh I didn't realize you were a normie

Anybody else here remember Newgrounds back in 2005-2008?
Man, I fucking miss the old internet.

>>74198557
im a normie every 3 weeks on the weekend , i think they decided to hang out with me because im graduation and they decied to do so as it might be the last time they see me

>>74198554
not a sperg. just introverted and shy and awkward around people i dont know

I drank a beer and now my stomach burns wtf

>>74198569
I actually frequented Kongregate because I liked the chat rooms

>>74198516
>generalizing all conservatives as /pol/
Actually if you think /pol/ is far right you haven't seen shit.


I'm not a massive autist that doesn't realize that Jews do in fact run most banks because of usury. Except I don't hold that against them.

>>74198545
You won't be able to get a job if you aren't a good codemonkey who can meet deadlines

>>74198580
>kongregate
this turbo geek needs an oil change

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Please help

I am a peace-loving white person who wants nothing more than quiet evenings with television, neatly clipped lawns and potatoes with Sunday dinner.

I have a brown neighbor who speaks Spanish unironically.

This evening he has guests. They speak Spanish too.

At what point should I expect a hail of gunfire followed by beheadings and bloodthirsty Aztec songs chanting outside my window demanding I surrender for their human sacrifice?

I see no burros bringing caskets of cocaine and bullets yet, but they might be hiding behind Mrs. Henley's magnolia bush where I can't see.

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>no beer in the house

desu senpai

>>74198039
I've never been fond of rootbeer , given it a try but I've never liked the taste , to each his own , cheers!

>>74198538
Never seen an animeme poster make a post worth reading if I'm being frank.

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>>74198575
>im not a sperg
>im just the characteristics that make a sperg

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>>74198569
>tfw you went into the internet rabbithole after normalfags filled it with raw sewage

I think it would come off as charming if you described a girl as slightly below average, to her face

>>74198601
buy a new house with beer in it

>>74198580
Kongregate had all the best games anyways.

addictinggames went to shit pretty fast, miniclip had like 1 or 2 decent games

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>>74198597
I don't know what that means

>>74198598
shan't

>>74198605
if i can be charming, charimastic and control the room when im comfortable with the people, im not a sperg

>>74198602
Ohayo, Burger-chan!~

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>>74198569

>>74198569
fucking loved the games and animations on there

>>74198569
I remember how butthurt people on newgrounds got at website like albinoblacksheep and ebaumsworld.

Those hit Britney Spears games were fucking retarded.

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>>74198598

how does one speaks spanish ironically

>>74198569
http://www.studentfreestuff.com/free_internet_games_free_internet_games.php
Played this shit all the time in elementary school

>>74198644
learning it as a second language

>>74198605
Did u ask her out yet

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a girls sent me this

>>74198660

I didnt see her today.

>>>/pol/123131940
What do you guys think it's going to be called?

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the original "draw something"

so many "cybering" chatrooms here it was fucking nuts

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>>74198588
> I'm generalizing all conservatives as stormies and /r/thedonald
No I'm not, I'm calling you that because you're an extreme autocrat that wants militarist policies backed by traditionalist views. Literally Fascism. You also are backing up my accusations of anti semitism. >>>/pol/

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gf just sent me this

>>74198687
>Refuting history as anti antisemitism
Literally look up usury and possibly open a few history books.

>>>/his/

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gf is horny as shit keeps sending pics

>>74198702
>white gf

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>>74198644

Well, that's when you are ordering quesadillas and flan at some well-lit Mexican restaurant that is police-approved and doesn't have motorcycles in the parking lot.

You can order in Spanish, even though you don't have to. You just do it to show you can.

>>74198687
>>74198706
you're both turbocucks

Stop talking about girlfriends that dont exist

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>>74198706
> My biggest aptitude is in history
Dumb autocrat. cry harder.

Dromph is a naoezee misioginist faxist

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Did i tell you guys that i saw some chicanos and literal niggers today.

It pissed the fuck off me

bye edmonton

can the next edition be nice too?

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my gf is pregnant

>>74198733
Sorry bud nazis were socialist.
>>74198725
Aren't you 4"10?

>>74198763
What will you name the child?

>>74198716
Get a load of those drumstick legs lol

>>74198765
5'11

if i get a girlfriend I'm beating the shit out of her

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>5'11

>>74198787

good advice

>>74198787
t. Achmed

>>74198778
Don't pass on those genes.
>>74198787
T.RayRice

>>74198765
Nazis were traditionalist centrist. learn your shit.

>>74198811
>>74198811
>>74198811
>>74198811

new bread

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>>74198770
Choa in the Excuse Me fancams is sooo fucking good.

Really dislike New Mexico fucking up our southern border being completely red.

>>74199151

Live with it biiitch.

Is this the first time something changed when you didn't like it? Eh, go fuck yourself.