Mercury is first wor-

Mercfags BTFO

>american humor

>>74194134
humour*

>be Mercurian
>lungs implode due to lack of atmosphere
>tip vacuum
>get microwaved by sun rains

>>74194159
my macbook changed it by itself russianon

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>>74194195
>mercurians microwave their shoes
>then get microwaved themselves

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>mfw mars thinks we can't colonize it

>>74194195
>be Mercury
>get hot

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>Venusians fell for the communism meme

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>>7419404
I see a lot of megacities at first glance
whereas
>Earthlings will defend this

>>74194047
Earth is literally third world. Sorry white boys you lost

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>people on jupiter literally die to the planet's fart storms
CANNOT

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>be Mercurian
>get shot by solar flares

>Mercury
>white

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>mfw when somebody says Pluto isn't a planet

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>>74194864
>mfw Uranus is a planet

>>74194864
>a fucking rock

>>74194864
It isn't though. Why do people cling to that ?

>gas planets
>first world
Pick one and only one.

>living in the Solar System
Fucking plebs, laughing at you from Kepler-47

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>>74194338

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>>74194986
Worldlets, when will they ever learn.

Who /asteroidbelt/ here?

>>74194864
American education