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Grace

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just shaved this

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alri lads

>>74188661
>>74188902

/brit/ went to utter shit around half way through 2016

Filled with utter reddit cancer, newshittery along with liberal/communist invasions from /leftypol/

Don't even know why I still come to this shithole.

>>74188950
CP don't click
never click a link from poland desu

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time to do something rather cheeky

having a go

When they interviewers are too informal. I generally try to be professional until I see them get a little less formal. This one interview the two people kept texting each other on their apple watches and giggling. Then after every response would turn my answer into a weakness. I wasn't offered the job but I wouldn't have taken it abyway

Nothing wrong with being a communist tbph

People really like me but I don't understand why.

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I swear to God Almighty there's no stopping me

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>>74191037
a spliff perhaps?

>>74191053
hope you told them that one day all their dreams will turn to ashes before you left

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>>74191037
way ahead of you

>>74191023
nice single link you mong

>>74188950
If you're poor why would you want to study in the UK? It isn't cheap here, especially in Cambridge.

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packing up my suitcases lads

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>>74191077
quite

>>74191092
my man

>>74190987
Already replied to this
Don't appreciate that you ignored me

banned from /v/ again

@74190987
>He's so proud of his autistic post, he posts it twice
sad!

>>74191058
the bf

Football is only enjoyed by the common rabble.
Anyone who has read a single book in their entire life would never watch it.

>>74190987
Came back to Brit after a couple of months and I see the banter is dead and we have a bunch of foreigners

>>74191093
let's hope to god they don't make a may/sturgeon version of this

that ginger beard lad still here

>>74191144
What if the book was a footballer's autobiography?

>>74191058
Where did you find this picture of me?

Watching mothman prophecies. Very spoopy

>>74191161
>900 pages of kicking balls

>>74191161
People who buy them only look at the pictures of the footballs and the footballer.
t. reader of real books

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>over 1 billion pakis have kissed this

>>74191145
Admittedly /brit/ is a very strong argument to vote leave

I'm the guy who was going to the Sikh-run liquor store. Got a good pint of Brandy; St.Remy, cheap but damn good. The cashier put on a smile at first, but then just sort of sighed and neither of us said a word as the transaction took place.

Gotta say, I'm starting to depress myself.

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>>74191191
>>74191196

Good to know

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breathing an air

>>74191204
don't let him judge you lad

>>74191202
It's why I voted

>>74191232
hahaha you deviant you

No wonder the pizza was taking so long to come, I checked and I'd accidentally selected to collect

I phoned up and explained and they're delivering now, apparently it's been on the hot tray so it's still fine?

Fun fact: some people in this thread still think it's a good idea to drink beer aka piss

>>74191276
mong

>>74191276
I once made an order to collect at this Indian place on just eat, I turn up and the fucking place had shut down, luckily I was paying by cash

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How about reintroducing wolves to the British Isles?

beer tastes like vile tramp piss

>>74191145
and a lot of them post under a british flag lmoao

>>74191237
I've always found it really awkward at liquor stores because the people who work there try to be warm and inviting, but a lot of people who go there are hopelessly depressed. What a state of affairs.

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>>74191315
no

>>74191144
False. I'm a Patriots fan and I've read Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, Ulysses... the list could go on.

>>74191307
>Not using Deliveroo or Hungry House

>>74191321
Why have you tasted tramp piss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

howling

>>74191349
he's tasted it enough to rate it as well
beer tastes like VILE tramp piss, meaning he's had tramp piss that is better

>>74191282
true
>>74191307
I've already paid by card, I'm only round the corner from the store but they're still not here

Limes>Lemons

>>74191344
Millwall and Bengals fan
Also read infinte jest
Meet me for a scrap over NFL and the themes in David Foster Wallace's works

>>74191376
why not just collect

using my cum rag as a tissue lads, smells like my cum x

>>74191446
dont believe you

>there are people in this thread right now who support the alt-right
haha you're all joking right? You're not actually autistic racists?

>>74190987
fuck off then

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rate the 'cut lads

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>>74191329
Bigot

>>74190887
don't drink
have no friends so idk. at school i thought a few of them drunk a lot

>>74191484
Tom?

>>74191484
>Do you part yours to the left or right?

>>74191446
just another reason not to masturbate
Since I've stopped wanking I've become a lot smarter

>>74191464
I think most of them are joking lol, but I bet one or two didn't realise and started supporting it seriously

53 minutes since I ordered the pizza

I fucked up, don't even want it now

>>74190887
I drink most nights but I try to keep it minimal
its still a worrying habit

no alcohol left in my house i could really drink without wanting to heave

gay

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No wagecuckery until Tuesday, lads.

Except my boss has asked us all if she can call us if anything kicks off so unpaid on-call it is.

JUST

>>74191550
get them to deliver it to me x

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*sharts all over the tea and biscuits isle*

big soft bums

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>enter thread
>see leaf post
thread ruined

>>74191584
Ok, what's your address? x

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what do you think lads?

need to know if this is janny-viable lads

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Literally nothing to do for three days.

>>74191611
brighton

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>>74191614
>scotland

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>>74191588
Stop that IMMEDIATELY.

>>74191344
Who here /East Anglia/

>>74191646
bit bent

>>74191614
right round the corner from me haha alri

>>74191647
bit rude

>>74191588
*poos in your burger*

>>74191677
not rude enough

>>74191600
honestly used to really like the idea of going to Canada but leaf posters on /brit/ completely fucked that up for me

>>74191675
alri, let's meet this lad that's coming up in a couple weeks and go for a drink or something

>>74191702
*murders you*

how's that for rude?

>>74191704
>All the edgy girls love Canada

Why? Why would you go to Canada when you can go to the second greatest country on Earth. America

Would you meet up with someone from /brit/ if you found out they lived within a half hour of you?

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>boss getting gay married
>invites us to ceremony
>have to watch this and pretend there is literally nothing wrong with what I'm seeing

>>74191744
Me and my wife both post on /brit/. It's really helped us bond since I've introduced her to it.

>>74191744
yeah, where do you live?

>>74191744
I once met someone from Australia from a gaming forum, he happened to be in town

it was alright

>>74191746
sheed

>>74191746
There isn't lad. Get over it.

>>74191746
ummmm there isn't sweetie xx

Seriously though how 'bout you join us in the 21st century hmmm?

>>74191744
I've met multiple people from 4chan and gotten along with them pretty decently

>>74191739
dunno really, maybe just comes off as America lite
Going to America in three weeks though. Might shoot a gun

>>74191746
But there isn't. It's just a ceremony my man, who cares

>>74191710
sorry pal im autistic haha
I've probably seen you in real life, weird that

>>74191775
what about her son

>>74191744
yeah definitely because i have no friends

>>74191812
>Shoot a gun

Do it

>>74191782
Hampshire, near Farnborough, the birthplace of aviation

>>74191746
sad twat

>>74191746
My boss is androgenous (was born female, is female, identifies as a female, looks, acts, and sounds like a man). I literally don't mind. She's an awesome person.

One of my co-workers is gay, but he's a blast 50-something and I wouldn't have known he was gay if another coworker hadn't told me. Totally normal old guy.

Literally have nothing against people because they don't fit into traditional gender/sexual boxes.

Went to the gym

Its just narcissistic males trying to compensate and look tough, women showing off their fat arses and manlets trying to bulk out

Won't be going back

think i have a good idea for an app lads
but i can't be fucked to go through 2000 pages on the app store and 50 on google play to see if it's already been done

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>>74191739
America sucks
t. been to most of it
only part I REALLY enjoyed a lot was the South West

had a dream last night where a blonde woman had a giant clit that looked like a chode

what did my dream mean by this

>>74191746
There isn't

>>74191858
woah you're SO progressive im amazed

>>74191744
there's at least 1 other person in my shitty little parish and i've still not met them

>>74191860
yep, your chakras are aligned

>no fap

only a degenerate cant control themselves to need to eliminate something that takes about 10min. to give yourself a good feeling comfy treat that makes you nice and sleepy before bed

normie "no fap" chad with a gf wants you to feel as blue balled as he is

Don't get people's obsession with bender marriage. It's just a piece of fucking paper, and it's not as if you can make people not gay. Honestly who cares

>>74191842
Yeah, went to the east coast last year and just didn't do it once. West coast this time though, so essentially it'll be impressive if I go home without having a firearm

Chael Sonnen is very charismatic, probably the most well spoken athlete I've ever seen

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>>74191788
>>74191791
>>74191793
>>74191815
>>74191857
>>74191858

i look at living, and i look at dying, and neither one really appeals to me

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>been rasheed posting to get (You)'s
>rorke post get the most (You)'s
hmmm time to switch gimmick

Only just heard London Calling for the first time today - it's really good, didn't think it would be but I'm not sure why

/brit/ is a progressive board sweaties. Things we support
>Gay marriage
>Trans rights
>Refugees - the more the better
>Being cuckolded by black men

>>74191744
I tried to post on mobile near Guildford the other day and the ip was banned due to calling the mod on /ck/ a nazi
Sorta want to meet with that person

It's great to be off the drink but I tell ya what, it's even better to be on it.

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>i look at living, and i look at dying, and neither one really appeals to me

I'm going to call out Telus Buisness Solutions. It went as far as them asking why I quit my last job. I was actually terminated, they asked why.

The guy literally was on the edge of his seat grilling me. After the interview I sat in my car trying not to cry because he made me feel like shit. I did not accept the 2nd interview.

I did accept a job with a larger, higher paying communications company and they are amazing. They had cookies at the 2nd interview

what's this festival that /pol/'s sperging out over?

>>74191983
um no sweaty, just the first one :) x

>>74192011
dashcon normie festival version

>>74192005
would pluck your head straight from your shoulders for such insolence

>>74191989
>went off it
>lost my m8s and social life

they told me you lose those things if you stay on it. hah!

>>74191895
the whole argument in australia is redundant because you have something where if you live with your partner for one or two years you become effectively married under the eyes of the government and subject to alimony and stuff if you break up, regardless of gender

gay people are subject to the rules of marriage but it's just whether people want to give them the label of "marriage" which they might as well do so they shut the fuck up about it

>>74192025
explain further la

Drumpf clearly has Alzheimer's. Just compare this old interview to his present state: he's so much more lucid and fluent in his speech here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w47wgdhso

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>I'm going to call out Telus Buisness Solutions. It went as far as them asking why I quit my last job. I was actually terminated, they asked why.

>The guy literally was on the edge of his seat grilling me. After the interview I sat in my car trying not to cry because he made me feel like shit. I did not accept the 2nd interview.

>I did accept a job with a larger, higher paying communications company and they are amazing. They had cookies at the 2nd interview

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wew lad

>>74192005
>banal.png
not eloquent enough to get your point across in the picture alone eh?

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>>74192039
normies paid tens of thousands of dollars for this

>>74192010
I did an interview and two days of training with Telus for a sales job. It was 1 week of training. I bailed because by day two it became apparent it was a pyramid scheme.

Don't waste my time or life with unethical businesses. This was two years ago.

Also, I thought Telus was only in this country. Pretty sure their headquarters are in Toronto.

wanna bust a nut so hard lads, 4 days on nofap, should i continue?

got a dull monotone voice

one person said they wanted to suicide I sounded so boring

Ah yes a popular meme star on google plus wants to talk to me, what should I say to him?

almost got ran over by a car lol

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>>74192055
>mfw north korea renders the scottish oil fields too dangerous for thousands of years

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>wew lad

>>74192081
what have you gotten for it?
a gf? HAHAHAHAHAHA

>believing that crock of shite

>>74192055
love how they've been threatening australia for toeing the american line even though we're outside their reach

max comfy

>>74192041
the culture changed 2bh . presenter must more professional and respectable

>>74192094
Better luck next time

got to go to bed very soon but i dont want to lads.

thought the birthday thing happened yesterday and i just missed it
turns out it was today and they just didn't invite me
not nice really lads

>casca hasn't been healed yet
it's a fucking monthly release as well. hate this miura bender

21 years ago, Martin Bryant went on a rampage in Port Arthur, Tasmania, killing 35 and wounding 23

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXlgARw0LYo

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>got to go to bed very soon but i dont want to lads.

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>>74192069
yea this is funny as fuck

just realized barbara palvin is a way better cara

>>74192123
you're not

look at 4

>>74192081
Nofap is actually carcinogenic. Masturbation is the human body's way of making sure the ol' hardware is firing properly. Nofap leads to prostate cancer and a clogged up scrotal network. Like not checking your vehicle's engine regularly.

Lyon is a very nice city but the French really are pretentious little cunts

fuck em

father john misty lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TPL_7o_Duc

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>>74192081
I relapsed after 3 days on wednesday. On nofap again but disappointed in myself, really wanted that boost this weekend. Don't do it lad

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What makes people want to be cucks to corpse emperor?

>>74192135
hopefully
found the perfect method. i was on my bycicle and still drove past even if the light was red
great feel hearing all the horns and their sound fading with the speed and the distance. yes good feeling that

>>74192096
shetlanders are getting btfo

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>>74192147

>>74192161
looks like that might only skim the northern bit of the country if that

>>74191093
Who are these guys?

honestly dont understand how can some people wank 3 4 times a day
cant even find the motivation to do it once. too tired or busy to do so

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>>74192184
because he's not actually dead

>>74192147
how did he pull that off given he's retarded?

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>21 years ago, Martin Bryant went on a rampage in Port Arthur, Tasmania, killing 35 and wounding 23

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXlgARw0LYo

>>74192173
A Parisian once got assblasted that I said Lyon was the original capital of France.

It was. Lugdunum; the Roman capital of Gaul and the largest city in France when Paris was just a village.

>>74192217
they arent busy
they have nothing else really
probably live in a shit area too

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>>74192161
ah you're right, though this one is saying they have a longer range

i've changed my identity to that of a brit

you are hereby henceforth required to treat me as one of your own

Imagine swiping right to over 3000 girls and not getting anything out of it. Should just kill yourself at that stage ahaha

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>he's not a euroskeptic

>>74192254
>No Dong

Crying and screaming

>>74192268
What's your last name? You can "muh heritage" pretty hard if it's an English one.

>>74192241
I average 1 per day, sometimes twice, sometimes zero

>>74192103
Apart from the Dora this guy looks quite masculine and Chad like.

>>74192232
thought he died in that attack

>>74192313
>Apart from the Dora
so the chainmail is alright?

>>74192254
>74192147
this is all CIA estimates and Nork figures which may or may not be reliable

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well good night

>>74192302
no americans "muh huritage" as brits though

>>74192310
good lad

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>>74192288
why don't I get a cool hat

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>thought he died in that attack

>>74192343
>gif
fuck off

>>74192331
Hmm did not notice that yeah

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...swipe down achieved...

>>74192344
*tucks you in for the 6th time this week*

>>74192198
creasing

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>>74192227
Being a chaos lord would be better

>>74192353
Is there a New Zealander hat?

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>why don't I get a cool hat

how is "thought he died in that attack" ferdora worthy

>>74192376
beanies I guess
>>74192382
good post, well executed

>>74192181
new album is wank

My surname is 'Outlaw' from the allegedly British side of my family. Reckon my great great great great grandfather must've been the village nonce in Wales or something back in the day.

>>74192375
yea until your patron god decides you're a waste of space and turns you into some mindless horror or a complete slave daemon

*tucks everyone ITT into a giant /brit/ bed*

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>well good night

New Zealand needs to be destroyed.

>>74192198
was he an irl smug pepe 4chan aussie madman shitposter?

We wear many hats

I THOUGHT YOU DIED
A LONG LONG TIME AGO
*SCALES*
OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL
*SCALES*
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

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bennies been sanctioned lads

>>74192423
bit bent

>>74192229
honestly don't know much aboit psychology

>>74192423
*I start giving handjobs to the lads next to me*

boi

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>boi

My surname is "Cowboy" from the yank side of my family. Think my grandpa must have been the ranch cow nonce or something

>>74192439
he had autism and was fucking a grannie
before 4chan but he would've fit in perfectly here

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>>74192423
*gets snug as a bug*

Trying Pocky for the first time in my life.

Literally the shittiest snack I've ever had.

Why do weebs like this shit?

got called a geordie at greggs

>>74192498
do you have mike and ikes in canada

watching hacksaw ridge. kicking the shit out of some nips looks like great fun.

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>do you have mike and ikes in canada

>>74192489
UNBELIEVABLY racist post

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What was the last thing that made you angry?

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>>74192423
night x

>>74192498
its good

Argentina looks nice, would very much like to do a bit of 'kiing in the Andes

>>74192088
People tell me the exact opposite, that I have a great soothing voice and should do voice overs or radio or something

>>74192526
Yes. The blue ones are the best ones.

scared

scared

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>scared

>>74192581
What department are you from? I'll tell you why it's shit.

>>74192554
>>74192557
>>74192564
>>74192568
>>74192574
>>74192581
Straight flush

>>74192498
I like the green tea ones

patrician snack though is a bag of pretzel sticks and that fake nacho cheese goop you buy in a jar

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stop being friendly

>>74192613
oh shut up...

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>great soothing voice
>y*nk

fucking hell ive just devised the most avant-garde, refreshing gimmick in /brit/'s history
wonder if any of you runts will pick up on it

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>>74191791
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>>74192581
>>74192600
why are you scared

>>74192641
You're probably from one of the really shitty ones. I've hit too close too home, cut too near the bone.

What is this so-called "electric mail"

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>>74192680
mate you live in canada
dont worry about me

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gonna do 180 mg and some of my shatter before hitting the ol' 'ub

>>74192657
*sucks a cock whilst stroking my own*

>>74192456
*shuffles closer*

>>74192716
rather gay, that

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*flips you off*
*drives away laughing*

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>fucking hell ive just devised the most avant-garde, refreshing gimmick in /brit/'s history
>wonder if any of you runts will pick up on it

>>74192721
*starts sucking you off*

>>74192647
appears to be that shite 'opposite' gimmick

or this>>74192526

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Throwing off all (You) counters in this thread tbqh

It started in a thugged out dress code
Driving down Kilburn high road
I took the left to queen's park
and a couple niggas tried to move to me in the dark
nahhhh

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>>74192704
Looks like we have Calaisien on our hands.

kilburn mentioned

gayposting is funny

>>74192782
it's gone now keep up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuZEv4NKOIE

>>74192799
haha yeah... a funny joke haha

Conversation went dead with a slag
What do I say to respark it?

>>74192811
It's still fucking Calais. Calais' been a shithole since 1939.

Kilburn is fucking dire
haven't been there in 10years

has it gentrified yet

in a dire state of affairs lads send helium

>>74192799
This
I get urges to make bent posts but honestly deep down I have zero desire to have a gay experience

>>74192472
It's real you twat

>This is quite a rare, and certainly a very interesting English medieval surname. It would appear to mean what it says and describe 'an outlaw', one who lived outside of the community, either by choice or edict. This at first glance would seem to be confirmed by the original recordings of Alan le Utlage in the Tax Rolls known as the 'Feet of Fines' for the county of Essex in 1230, and Robert Outlawe in the Subsidy Tax rolls of the county of Sussex in 1327. However in both cases it will be seen that these are recorded in tax registers. It does not take a brilliant mind to realise that the authorties would hardly be in a position to tax a person who was outside of their jurisdiction, and even less that the person concerned, should he even receive 'The Final Demand', would then actually pay it! The tales of Robin Hood, the most famous of all outlaws, are all about robbing the sheriffs, who were the tax collectors. The thought of actually paying them, would surely raise a wry smile to your average neighbourhood outlaw. Strangely perhaps this surname is almost certainly a nickname or even a personal name, for an actor. In that it is similar to surnames such as Bishop, King or Pope, and describe one who played the part of a bishop, king, pope or outlaw, in the travelling theatres of the period.

>>74192743
can't tell but you might have figured it out
in that case i need to invent an even cleverer one that will be too high-brow even for your genius!

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> mfw I've scared off the frogwog from Calais

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>I get urges to make bent posts but honestly deep down I have zero desire to have a gay experience

>>74192847
Yes

Why are rugby 'lads' so obsessed with drinking piss, eating shit and getting naked with other men?

The new Kevkino is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAICGMHzwYs

hate young professionals. hate londoners

not lower class just don't like them

Why is 'Bear' Grylls so obsessed with drinking piss, drinking piss and drinking piss?

>>74192932
just a bit of a laugh

>>74192932
banter

New prossie I'm my postcode, probably walking distance

They're normally a bit further away in the shitty areas

bear grills eats insects ewww

>>74192734
car wanker

>>74192953
ancient meme

did you just wake up from a 7 year coma?

>>74192932
Rugby lads have to be the biggest arseholes I've ever met. I swear they have autism or something because they're get really confused other people don't want to act like them.

Too many blows to the head innit.

>>74192978
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>74192978
*licks*

>>74192984
yeah, but your mother should be in hers for another few months yet

>>74192990
they're upper class in the UK
here they're just normal people

>>74192978
hmmm

>>74193013
stop being a candy-ass roody-poo before i report you to the people's champions

cat just absolutely went for my arm. Not sure where that came from she's super docile

>>74192814
bit gay

bla bla bla nothing interesting comes from you

>>74193023
I live in Wales mate, every other twat here thinks he's a rugby legend.

>>74193067
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about time

my real name is mentioned in this thread, blimey

somewhere in the vast infinite universe there is an arrangement of stars that, when viewed from the right direction, spells out "poz my neg hole", and that's funny to me.

benders are mentally ill

>>74193088
mine too haha
alri tommy tommy
tom tom tom

New gimmick: any time a Frenchanon posts, we just assume they're from Calais.

It's their version of Hull, or Sarnia, or Cleveland. A dead end, bombed-out port town whose industry has all fled South.

>>74193130
Hull isn't even that bad, it's very underrated. There are much worse places in england, wales, scotland and NI

>>74192978
*fucks you*