nork artillery edition
/balt/
thoughts lads
>>74188724
the skate park
kublai
Too slow Canada
why not a bit of anime haha
ran the numbers and i can get an 86 on my final i took today and still get an A in the class. think i'll make it?
choons for scottish independence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn4sCGi0E6Q
why would i order a pizza in the middle of cooking my lunch?
*shows /brit/ a frying pan with 3 logs of shit in it*
>>74188829
why is he wearing a suit? was he actually in employment at some stage in his life?
>Tories at 17% lead in Labour party seats with a 15% majority
Crashing the Labour party, with no survivors
just shaved this
would you?
desperately want a bf
how do I get one?
>>74188871
need a bf
>>74188892
the state of those sausages
don't want anything to do with these people
>>74188886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPIz_1on-ec
alri lads
>>74188918
Come round my house ;)
>>74188907
The real question is whether they'd shag me (they wouldn't).
>>74188910
you take your bent posts elsewhere
>>74188843
genuinely over the moon
fucking leaf posters
>>74188523
Our paper shines a light on the teacher’s role in assessing academic achievement. As the data suggest, young girls display a more developed “attitude toward learning” and teachers (consciously or subconsciously) reward these attitudes by giving girls higher marks than warranted by their test scores.
Cornwell, C., Mustard, D. and Van Parys, J. (2013). Noncognitive Skills and the Gender Disparities in Test Scores and Teacher Assessments: Evidence from Primary School. Journal of Human Resources, 48(1), pp.236-264.
Reddit is better for financial advice than /biz/ and that's just an objective fact. Spent the last couple of weeks discussing my finances with real financial professionals (who help out people like me for fun and literally out of the goodness of their own heart, the silly bastards) instead of a bunch of NEET runts who will literally never do anything worthwhile with their lives
want to send tim a pic of turtlemong
>>74188942
Can I come too?
>>74188907
definately the left one
>>74188907
always do a cheeky tug to their feet
>>74188897
he was a manager in the IT sector
pretty well paid he owned a detached house in a nice area with his wife and kids, don't know if he was paying a mortgage or not
LOVE to watch thoughtful programming
>"People say where have you been all my life," said Cllr Fareham. "Well, Dee wasn't born for three-quarters of mine."
>>74188942
where do you live?
>>74188934
*holds a blowtorch to your face and collects enough plastic to supply playmobil factories for a millennia*
>>74188963
don't fucking care fuck off
t' Nork gf
>>74188949
deeply relatable post
>>74188989
activism
>>74188934
jaysus
>>74188998
1. Twink?
2. London?
>having a detached house in the UK means you're well off
jesus
Nothing wrong with chubby ones, more to play with ehehehe lads amirite?
>>74188998
Ich bin ein Berliner
>>74189046
it's a small island with more than three times the population of yours ok?
>>74188990
need a cute wife
>>74189046
perthman?
>>74189046
yeah it unionically does
most people like in a row of terraced houses which are about 20 to a row
>>74188907
those feet on the left hnnng
>>74189044
no :(
>>74189086
didn't read a pixel
>>74188989
Heard that Dear White People isn't really what you'd expect and is more joking about people who get high and mighty. Dunno how true that is though. Anyone seen it?
found a racist
>>74189022
If you said that to my face I'd fucking heem you immediately. You can count yourself VERY lucky that there's an ocean between us
would love a chubby insecure gf. NOT if she was constantly bothering me though, then I'd tell her to fuck off
>>74189111
>Spore development process.webm
Genuinely good film though.
>>74189120
me. it's still shit
SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
do all fat girls minges stink?
>>74187163
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6sm9CkDYf
does this guy sound black to you?
>get on a two carriage train earlier tonight
>less than 20 people on the whole train
>sit next to the window obviously by myself
>fat, hideous woman gets on at the next stop
>looks up and sees the empty carriage
>sits down next to me, unfolds the table and starts emptying the contents of her bag onto it
pissed me off so fucking much
i waited until she got everything out then i said "excuse me can i just squeeze passed to go to the loo"
the look on her face hehe
>>74188924
Are you and Oxford student?
>>74189111
how do they sort the sand back in the right colors?
>>74189135
fuck off mate thats well boring
>>74189161
yes
>>74189135
>reddit cunt acting hard
howling, worst you could do to me is do a downvote
>>74189128
That house would cost £2,600,000 in London, but only £1,900 in Middlesborough. Truly baffling how much regional income inequality we have even within the UK
>>74189128
detroit michigan is unironically more attractive than most of the UK 2bh
>>74188990
creepy as fuck
>>74189189
If you said that to my face I'd probably say "Haha yeah probably, sorry mate"
>>74189193
If you said THAT to my face I'd do your fucking kneecaps in with a cricket bat
>>74189106
>most people
in shitholes maybe
>>74188924
saw tim in central oxford once
>>74189181
she wanted a shag m8
don't show up to my /brit/ if you ain't got no
>>74189141
I have this
She does constantly bother you though, just a given.
>The Tories will take Blair's old seat
labour are such a joke lmao
>>74189161
all girls minges stink if they dont give them a good wash
if you fuck a girl and cum in her puss one night and then catch a whiff of her snatch the next morning and she hasnt had a shower you will literally be astounded by the pescetory fragrance
Apple does those for their retail positions. I got invited to a group interview after applying. They held it at a hotel in San Francisco. I now understand they're watching you from the moment you arrive. They watch to see how you interact with the other people who are waiting around. I didn't -- I waited in the hallway among others and browsed Reddit on my phone. You have to be outwardly friendly, vibrant, and outgoing in order to get a second look by their recruiters if you want to work retail with them. They feel that the computer and technical skills are 100% teachable, so those soft skills (or how you display them?) are what they're hiring for.
>>74189250
>cricket
sheed
>>74189252
alright rupert keep your wig on old chap
Daily reminder that taking it up the arse for a degree is still preferable to taking it up the arse from a job market that treats non-graduates like serfs.
>>74189046
>from the country were people are buying houses literally brick by brick
>>74189172
>>74189196
>>74189198
don't superimpose your gimmick onto my gimmick
>>74189309
hey now that's a bit rude
>>74189318
you're in for a shock when you grow up and see that non vocational degrees are literally worthless in terms of employment
fucking underage reddit tier cancer on my int
>>74189299
reEEEEeeEeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEeeeEEEeEEe
https://youtu.be/HpGslJkKFNw?t=1580
Is Tim racist?
>>74189321
where*
FUCK
What do consultants do?
Imagine living in the current year and practicing Norse paganism.
>>74189385
gassing at your misfortune
>>74189146
Don't really doubt that tbf. Funny how it just came and went after so much drama before the release though
have a gf
she won't let me avert my attention from her at all when we're together.
If i call her on and it seems like im looking at something else she'll start having a go.
proepr pisses me off but the pussy game ridiculous
>only got a beer and a half left
>tore my hamstring earlier so can't go to the shops for more
>>74189406
well it's visual clickbait, that's what happens
>>74189398
the worst part is I spelled it correctly at first then amended it after hitting post in the brief second while it accepts the captcha, THEN tried to recorrect it but by that point it was too late
>>74189373
t. uppity slave
>>74189389
they consult and get a fuck load of money for it.
>>74189436
literal wino
>>74189250
now you've said THAT to me over the internet I've decided you're alright
>>74189309
If you said THAT to him in real life I'd set about you with a rounders bat
alri fess up lads
which one of you is the REAL marcus hausen?
>>74189384
I hope whoever is harassing him is behind seven proxies for when Tim murders someone.
born rough and rugged lads
>>74189442
don't actually care
please don't reply to me again
>>74189461
me (Neil)
>>74189436
>hamstring
haram
>>74189474
*replies to you again*
>>74189436
Ring your local taxi place and ask them to bring you some booze.
>>74189472
pics
>>74189449
Idk lad, plumbers and carpenters seem to do alright.
Studying to be a physician myself
>>74189384
could make a decent horror movie with this specimen
>>74189436
*gives you a piggyback*
>cara is now a baldy coalburning nonce
wew
Sorry for your loss, caralad.
>>74189518
>>74189496
Meet me outside Macclesfield Jacamo in 20 minutes.
>I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like!
> I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like!
what did he mean by that
>>74189568
lmao
someone needs to lock tim up
>>74189563
>piggyback
haram
Remember I had to make a CV and have a job interview for work experience in Year 9
couldn't take it seriously
>>74189613
you're never going to get rich working for someone else anyway
better off becoming a freelance white van man
>>74189579
I'll fucking kill you
>>74189584
I like the way he instantly detected a connection between the pizza and his guitar cable because they arrived one after the other and both delivery guys were Asian. You can't get owt past are Tim.
>>74189613
>didn't organise work experience
>had to do it with the caretakers at school
>sat in the CCTV room and at chips every day
>tfw i was a literal janny
Anal sex IS degenerate
>Anal sex IS degenerate
>>10463026
>the gf
Hate this timezone
>>74189717
Nothing wrong with being a janitor.
>>74189751
>gif
fuck off
She basically killed him then
vile slug of a creature
hate this timzone
>>74189744
Anal sex is fine as a treat, it's only degenerate if you do it all the time. Like giving your kid ice cream
>>74189717
I tried to work in my school, but the cunt who's mum was a teacher beat me too it
>>74189663
This x100 desu - CTOs, CFOs, COOs and CMOs are known for their very average salaries, because they all report to the CEO. Much better to become a self-employed man with a van and build up your own empire
>>74189778
>York """"""""""""University""""""""""""
>>74189613
Think I wrote that I was eighty foot tall in my year nine cv
Not very funny in hindsight but at the time we shared a chuckle and at a later date my teacher found out and went disproportionately mental
>>74189778
>York University
going to shill Father John Misty until /brit/ starts liking it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JODshFyKHuA
https://youtu.be/699Tx2ZLz-U?t=151
>yfw you spot your gf doing this
no work
for THREE WHOLE DAYS
lads
Actually a good idea
Gets rid off le praise kek posting
>>74189682
>the guy in the middle is 3cm taller than me
Heading to the Sikh liquor store so the same Indian cashier can frown at me for buying a pint of hard-liquor for the third time this week.
>>74189835
Heard an interview with him once and he was genuinely a bigger twat than the average /brit/ poster. Absolutely dire.
>>74189820
>>74189831
>>74189778
https://twitter.com/PaddyMcGuinness/status/855840084813336576
Men are 6 times more likely to commit suicide
It's not funny
york is a great uni. it's ranked about#15
>york is a great uni. it's ranked about#15
>>74189847
>working next 7 days
>>74189835
Do quite like the new album tbf
Total Entertainment Forever (I think) is pretty great, especially for the opening line
Might see him at Glastonbury
>>74189908
Peter Hitchens went to York. Talk about walking in the footsteps of giants.
just got a load of (You)s on /tv/
my 23 year old brother is going to bristol uni in september for a masters degree
>>74189900
Women are more likely to attempt it though
Really makes you think
>>74189835
back to the 'ddit pal. even /mu/ won't take you
>>74189951
Did you post boipuccy?
>>74189887
He's worried about you mate
>>74189961
cries for attention I guess rather than serious attempts
>>74189951
how?
>>74189961
Attempts are a blessing, they mean you can save someone from dying
>>74189951
post thread
>>74189979
no that's gay
>>74189887
Aren't Sikhs normally raging alcoholics?
i dnt rly understand politics
>>74189892
he browses the chon
>>74189935
haven't heard a song from him that i didn't like tbf
>>74189962
>browsing any other board other than /int/
>browsing the FUCKING 'DIT
creasing
>>74189979
Post yours pls
>>74190005
Yes, but only because their culture normalises alcohol
>>74189887
none of his fucking business
I'm 19 and I do absolutely nothing. I am a useless git
Want to go to university but I haven't got a clue what to study
WHY don't surgeons use obsidian scalpels?
Went to the hospital earlier lads and look what the fuck I saw
Who wants a (You) challenge?
One on one. We name each other a board to get most (You)s on (with a pre-defined namefag for checking's sake)
Loser posts a pic of their hand
>>74189951
this you?
>>>/tv/82154723
>>74190014
howling
>>74189949
I know this fact solely from reading Christopher Hitchens Wikipedia page. Christopher went to Oxford (Balliol college, no less). Peter went to York.
Like one brother going to the glittering city on the hill, and the other going to the vaguely shimmering city on a slightly elevated mound.
>>74190014
me on bottom right
>Click verify once there are none left.
reddit you say?
>>74190014
there's always those 2 girls where you think "huh, they browse reddit"
talking bout the two on the right by the doggo
>>74190045
i know who you are.
>>74190053
you look like a good boy
>>74190014
>>74190069
look at this BELLEND whpo uses trhe new captcha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74190045
popular stock image
my mate saw the same guy in another hospital
>>74190025
>haven't heard a song from him that i didn't like tbf
Yeah, liked the whole thing in all honesty although that was the standout track for me
>>74189835
Really enjoy his music desu (his cover of The Suburbs is probably my favourite), but in the videos I've seen he comes across as an arrogant self-important twat
>>74190014
so this... is the power of reddit...
>>74190043
Literally me but i have a job
>>74190095
for you
>>74190014
ah yes, the classic 'ddit
When you think about it, the inside of a man's mouth and that of a woman are biologically identical.
what time do you have dinner at?
>>74190025
Doesn't surprise me. He was so bad I can't listen to any of his music now though. Worse than Morrissey if you can imagine that.
Some aussie lunatic has been posting in a /pol/ thread, on his own, for 11 straight hours.
>>74186833
>Putting all your military assets in one handy location
So is Trump going to bomb this and get it over with?
>>74190191
Do you want me to suck your cock?
>>74190200
I know the thread you mean, didn't check how long it had been going on for kek
>>74190110
>only the uggos got their tits out
kek
>>74190200
link la
>>74190231
Ah yes, Jeremy Corbyn, working class hero.
>>74190200
Link?
came up with a new term for the establishment liberals, going to start calling them the establiberals
what's in the box?
>>74190047
Which has the higher bump limit, /v/ or /pol/?
Because it's not hard to get 90% of a thread to reply to you on either.
>>74190140
>>74190196
just enjoy the music, stop being such a woman
>>74190244
>>74190256
The central command node you dummy. If you blow it up they all shut down like the battle droids in Episode 1
>>74190235
>>74190246
>>>/pol/123176093
147/248 posts are by the one aussie.
>>74190265
/pol/ is 300, not sure about /v/
>>74190191
Hm not true actually. A man's mouth will be made of male cells, whereas a woman's mouth will be made of female cells.
>>74190267
shan't
>>74190256
a dead space marker
>>74190265
>>74190303
/v/ got bumped up to 500 a few years back, I believe.
>>74190231
What is the context here?
>>74190191
*takes you roughly in my arms*
>>74190256
muhammad's grave is in there
he's buried in a crypt below the kaaba
Just got done. Couldn't cum. She wouldn't suck me off. Cuddled her and left
>>74186849
>>74190256
The final boss.
>>74190281
what will they do about all the skanky tattoos she has? CGI them out?
>>74190339
*takes you roughly up the arse*
>>74190256
a time machine with an interior larger than it seems from the outside
>>74190354
i missed it
tell us what happened lad
>someone is bullying tim
Necessary evil tbf, he needs sectioning.
>>74190267
shall not
POLITCS IS RAPE
>>74190375
no wonder islam still seems like it's from the middle ages
need a cute german boyfriend
>>74190367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6kpVt3z_o#t=6s
>>74190354
Why don't Ethiopian girls give head?
>>74190440
*politics's you when you're drunk off your tits*
>>74190256
whatever it is we should steal it and DPD it to Tim
did you know that there are real life people on this very planet who think the Nazis were the good guys
>>74190256
allah
>>74190443
Having flashbacks of watching the first 45 minutes of the Day After Tomorrow endlessly in GCSE geography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9TdoO2OVaA
doesn't STRIKE me as one of his most useful creations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3TPp1Mh98
why don't normies like metal
>>74190507
t. bluepilled and arrived on 4chan 2 months ago
You stay on 4chan for about 3 years with a liberal mindframe. After that, you get more racist with each passing year
Unironically really enjoy /brit/ for having something inane to reply to whenever I've got quiet moment
Cheers lads
think im getting sick lads, been bloated and shitting all day and my nose and throat are horsed
>>74190507
Well if you think about it, from the Nazi's perspective, the allies were the bad guys
>>74189305
>You have to be good at customer service for a customer service job
Gee whiz batman
>>74190559
sounds a bit like HIV mate, bummed any blokes?
>>74190558
*raises pint glass to you respectfully*
pleasure's mine mate
>ywn be this extremely handsome
>>74190256
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Kaaba/@21.4224979,39.8261965,3a,75y,352.34h,104.16t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-3FVhpLwxmVM%2FWD5y5p6BAGI%2FAAAAAAAAIxE%2FhCdBuiiVjd0SXS_pj9cROU7F54x4oXcQACLIB!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh6.googleusercontent.com%2F-3FVhpLwxmVM%2FWD5y5p6BAGI%2FAAAAAAAAIxE%2FhCdBuiiVjd0SXS_pj9cROU7F54x4oXcQACLIB%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya18.255009-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i6144!8i3072!4m5!3m4!1s0x15c204b74c28d467:0xb2f543a618225767!8m2!3d21.4225239!4d39.8261816!6m1!1e1
Very unimpressive tb h
playing 4d chess with the runts on reddit
>>74190507
there are no good guys and bad guys in real life
>>74190557
You shouldn't joke like this because there are people who actually believe it.
>>74190594
erm what's going on with his arms
looks like that schizo bloke from the latest m night shamalana movie
>>74190014
even the dog is massively overweight
very sad image
>>74190557
YES! Finally someone as redpilled as me! We should have a meetup!
>>74190538
>Germans
>Doing GCSE's
something not right, many wicky icky things gonna happen tonight
dominos is taking it's time tonight
He's lucky we're not American or I'd half his tip
If I was rich I'd be immensely fat
Would just be pushing bags of Cadbury mini rolls into my shopping basket
>>74190641
thinking you're looking at a mirror tubby
called up domino's and redirected some lad's order to tim for a laugh
>>74190634
he's just lean
>>74190683
this is literally the worldview of a young child
>>74190723
or someone from 300 years ago
>>74190735
>/gif/
nope
What names do the varying eras of /brit/ have? What era are we currently in?
Feel awful lads
how come black people in extreme poverty still look healthier than white people int he same situation?
>>74190749
hello redd1t
>>74190557
i'm not a liberal, i'm a socialist
>>74190749
Tim era
Pizza is 10 minutes late, might phone the old bill
>>74190772
black don't craic
>Let's see how many times 190 goes into 15
>>74190772
black don't crack
>>74190784
>socialist
You must be 18 or over to use this site
throat's fucked
can't be arsed to go to the shop and get some lemsips
NOT happy
http://efukt.com/21986_Wallflower_Fucks_Up_Orgy.html
poo bum shart willy wank lads!
>>74190557
>>74190818
woah you sound like you have a lot of really cool hidden knowledge
can you impart some on me, pleease?
>>74190749
the craven/delumo/fatcam/brum era
the lisicki era (still kinda ongoing)
the kev era
the tim era
I'm probably missing something
>>74190735
why did he pass the guy
>>74190772
What? No, Africans always look like shit
>>74190794
Huh, autocorrect has opted for me to be irish
>trump backs out of all his promises
>literally just claimed to be a globalist
the meltdown on /pol/ is fucking delicious
>>74190557
this 2bh
>>74190507
I'm a Nationalist Socialist.
Hey for any of you lads in the age range 20-30....how big of a problem is alcohol abuse in you and your friends?
I'm slowly turning into a pretty hardcore alcoholic. Most of my peers drink nightly, but never more than a couple... Meanwhile I'm pounding vodka like a Russian
Need to wank before I get any drunker or I'll end up going to shag a prossie
Doubt any of you know this feel
>>74189856
business idea: this, but make it a honeypot
>>74188797 74188797<<
snip
Does "Polan" sound unnatural as a person's name?
/brit/ went to utter shit around half way through 2016
Filled with utter reddit cancer, newshittery along with liberal/communist invasions from /leftypol/
Don't even know why I still come to this shithole
>>74190885
damn... that's wicked! Everyone I know's a gay old 'conservative' or 'regular socialist' or some other wank. how did you end up as one of them? Can I be one?
>>74190887
I'm an alcohol abuser, but certainly not an alcoholic. I drink too often and too much, but I don't drink compulsively.
>>74190887
teetotal 2bh
>>74190926
we have some really fun threads sometimes lad
el 190 jaja >>74190795
>make a post screeching about nazis
>people reply to you
>start sarcastically agreeing with their posts as if that will make them see the error of their ways
what's wrong with that fella, lads?
>say I'm a socialist for a laugh
>get endless (You)'s from autists
hmmmm ah yes the finer things in life
*fedoraposts every single post since about 70 posts back ITT*
INCLUDING this one
>>74190887
In me? next to nothing, I drink maybe once or twice a month
smoke weed erry day though
other friends vary from drinking every weekend to drinking every day
>>74190887
i could tell you to stop drinking but you won't listen
it's a lesson you'll have to learn on your own x
>>74190926
Yeah, don't really care though as it's something else to reply to when WhatsApp goes quiet
>>74190887
Rarely drink
Don't partake in any hard drugs
Don't even smoke
Bit of a boring cunt too bee aytch
>>74188797
>>74188797
>>74188797
snip snip
Can I get some (Me)s it's nearly Saturday
>>74190887
i used to get wasted at uni 2 or 3 times a week for 4 years for nights out, but i would never just drink for the sake of it
but in the last two years since i finished i've slowly moved onto drinking every night. not getting hammered anywhere near as much though
not sure which is worse 2bh
>>74186833
This would have been a perfect time to bomb the shit out of them
>>74191122
>Drinking that much
Jesus anon, move to Mary Jane at least you can mong out and watch documentaries
>>74191295
like i say i'm not getting hammered any more, usually just one beer. but it's become the norm for me to do it every night