/carib/

>>74180976
what about Hot AIDS?

speaking of which why is AIDS one of the highest in Portugal among EU countries? bum sex much?

>>74181147
I would prefer having aids than being a brown muslim shit

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>>74180976
>no black lives matter gf

>>74183466
they botched her bellybutton

>>74181348
You're starting to grow on me

>>74181348
But you aready are retarded moor

>>74184795
>>74184795
>>74184795
postez vos accents sexy par exemple :3

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>tfw no black gf
The struggle of being Norwegian is real

Good afternoon lads

>>74186837
What's up mate?

I want to go to Caribbean parties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Lj0A-760w

Ayy.

>not act

>>74186837
Sup mayne?

>>74188929
They are quite fun, we have a thing called 9 mornings
It sort of a party every morning 9 days before christmas with traditional
games and folklore stuff.

I need a drink

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>>74180976
>>74183466
>tfw no black lives matter gf to berate me and call me a racist irl but every night I fuck her hard while wearing my Klan Wizard robes and she's calling me "massa".

Why even live.

>>74186990
Why did you cheat all those poor rich American festival-goers?

>>74193935
this is Arubanon btw, in the U.S for a few days.

>>74193959
You leave him alone. Ja Rule and the (((organisers))) are responsible for this hilarity.

>>74193959
Ja Rule is a retard who didn't consult with the Bahamian Ministry of Tourism at all, he could have avoided this but he didn't, the Bahamas did nothing wrong and now are even trying to help clean up his mess

>>74194108
That is what makes it even more funny

>>74186990
>>74193916
Just woke up from a nap I took after posting that.
It was nice and then I finished watching this show called stranger things

THANK YOU BASED BAHAMAS for scamming our rich normies out of a few grand USD of their mommy and daddy's oversized fortunes. GOOD JOB, (((JA RULE)))! PARTY ON!

>>74194216
>stranger things
GOAT show

>>74194220
But the Bahamas had no involvement in this

>>74193959
>>74194220
What happened?

>>74194432
Wealthy American college students spent thousands of dollars to go to a music festival that never actually existed and whined on social media about it. Pretty funny

>>74194432
http://businessinsider.com/fyre-festival-turned-into-a-nightmare-2017-4/

The funniest thing about the Fyre Festival thing is these dumb cunts are acting like they were stranded in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest or something. It's the fucking Bahamas mate. Like go walk literally a mile to a CVS and buy yourself some diapers lmao

>>74194621
To them it might as well been the Amazon

Oh shit nigga, /carib/ ain't dead yet

>millennial Hillary-voting giganormie hip hop fans get stranded in planet of the apes
Is there anything more poetic?

>>74195421
It's kind of our thing

>>74195493
That's not nice >:(

>>74195493
(Arubanon)
Beautiful.

Why are Caribbean black women so consistently attractive?

I have almost never seen an attractive black woman in this country who is 100% genetically black

>>74196439
Probably has something to do with the fact that there are many distinct ethnic groups within the indigenous Sub-Saharan African populations

>>74196439
>who is 100% genetically black
You answered your own question.

>>74196439
None of the women posted here is really Caribbean

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>>74196439
Centuries of mixing, Boertje.

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Has /carib/ seen death in Paradise? It's set on a fictional carribbean island, but was filmed in Guadeloupe.

>>74196439
i read somewhere that honkies use to take the chillest and hottest slaves and kept them in the carribean and shipped the rest to america/brazil during slavery times.

probably why.

>>74197350
Is it in English

>>74197350
I haven't

>>74194216
Has/Is Your Name coming to cinemas here?

Post 10/10 music and only 10/10 music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkof3nPK--Y

Just passing by to tell you that GOD IS NOT REAL and GRANT IS A FAGGOT

>>74198064
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3G9IbKeEG18

>>74181147
Don't forget gonorrhea and syphilis.

>>74198064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zzG4n8CpM

>>74198700
Cringe

>>74198798
You cringe too easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7z4pa6QLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MRtCpUr9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBKMKXVyGvI

>>74180976
where does she keep her phone when she goes for a swim?

>>74180976

So, in which of these countries can a 22 year old Italian dude come and work in a tourism job for a year, just for the lels?

>>74196439
There are no 100% genetically black people in the Caribbean. Jamaicans for example, are around 78% black, 15% European, and 5% East or South Asian on average.

>>74202118
Bahamas or one of the smaller countries like St. Croix.

Unrelated question: Any Jamaicans or Jamaican Americans/Canadians/Brits in here? We're almost like the Irish of the Caribbeans, there's almost more of us outside Jamaica than there are in the country.

Bon dia!

>>74198064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjOfsoBhMY

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Bumping is a nuisance.

>>74180976
Who is this semen demon?

>>74208510
Invite your friends to post here.

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>>74210647
You turned your back on us.

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How true is this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/x-qBv4CQU9/

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>>74210852
And /carib/ is livelier than ever.

>>74211085
I like how we're conveniently excluded.

>>74211114
Smoesjes!

>>74211142
aruba is a literally who country

>>74211197
Not a country but part of the Netherlands.

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>>74211197
>tfw too irrelevant for a viking bf

>>74211275
I'm from Southern Sweden.

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>>74211258
Even worse
>>74211275
I'm a rapefugee

>>74211321
What are you doing in Malta?

>>74211350
Wew lad. Which country?

>>74211394
Working here. It sometimes feel like my life is coming crashing down, I would sure love having a gf to make me smile.

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>>74211394
Independent entity of Somaliland

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>>74211433
Hang in there anon. I'm sure your qt is out there somewhere.

>>74211481
Use your name next time, Monster fiend.

>>74211543
I sure hope so.

>>74211619
Won't hurt to start searching.

>>74211543
so no gf offer ;_;?

>>74211651
I just feel way too stressed to go out and look right now though.

>>74211701
Come back to Telegram reeee

>>74211725
Then how do you plan on meeting her?

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>>74211651
This doesn't work, I even searched the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.

>>74211997
You didn't search hard enough. :^)

>>74211826
>Then how do you plan on meeting her?
I just don't know, that's what sucks. Even when I have a bit more stable life, I'm not sure where to meet girls here.

>>74212109
You have to make some effort on your part.

>>74212109
Pick up some cheap refugee wimmenz without aids
>>74211826
Is ´windstaff still MIA?

>>74212149
Obviously.

>>74212201
Windstaff is kill.

>>74212216
I believe in you desu.

>>74212294
Thanks. Are you really a qt girl by the way?

>>74212357
Yes on the girl part, qt is a matter of perspective.

>>74212357
yea she qt af

>>74212542
I've been told that >>74191644 is you, is that true?

>>74212724
Portufreak has been known to lie. No. That is not me.

>>74212819
>That is not me.
Aww man.

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>>74213003
Apologies.

>>74213166
It's alright, you're probably cute anyway.

>>74213786
I won't confirm or deny.

Is there much demand for physicians in the Caribbean? Do most Caribbean nations have primarily English speaking populations?

>>74211826
Is it possible to be 100% sure you've found her?

>>74213928
When are we going to see new pics?

>>74215633
I can't answer that tbqh.

>>74217244
Pics of what?

hi

>>74217702
Of you

>>74217739
Hello

>>74217756
Should the mood ever strike, I'll post a blurry drunk selfie in Telegram.

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>>74218208
>in Telegram
Is you that is killing /carib/

>>74218393
Nope, everyone in there contributes to this general's decline.

>>74218511
Stop using telegay, post your pics here

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>>74218740
"no"

>>74185844
trade places lad?

>>74221709
Easily

>>74193959
>poor rich
>Poor
>rich
Ayyy lmao, also we had no involvement in this trainwreck, but we're helping clean it up though
Fun Fact: Some local Islander are even letting them stay in their home and are even feeding them
They are even having fun now, Regatta is around the corner
Family Islanders are nice like that
>>74194216
Stranger things is my shit
>>74194220
We didn't do Nothing, it was Ja Rule
Truly 50 Cent's two Diss tracks weren't enough

>>74180976
this thread is a goldmine for flag collectors

>>74223281
Gib 911 GT3RS please

>>74223362
>Gib 911 GT3RS please

Porsche is Baden Württemberg, Bavaria is BMW and Audi

>>74223462
Oh I see, that's pretty cool

>>74214284
The West Indian part speaks English and an English based patois/Creole language. Everywhere else either speaks a French equivalent (see Haiti and I think Dominica?), Spanish, or Dutch/Dutch-English creole.

You should be fine if you go to say, Jamaica or the Bahamas or Trinidad, but how well can you understand the locals?

>>74218894
Post your pics here, i want to see them

What is it like to live in the endless summer?

>>74181348
>>74184467
Hear

/carib/ reporting in

>>74227803
>>74227718
No Communists in here pls...

>>74227939
Don't you desire collectivism?

>>74228013
No, i like to wipe my ass to toilet paper and i like to not starve

>>74228078
Why would you, jewish cokroach?

>>74227718
It's alright. I go to the beach less now than I did before moving to south Florida

>>74228131
Communism was invented by jews, you know that, right?

>>74227601
No.

>>74195493
>Is there anything more poetic?
The fact that most /pol/scum will die prematurely from bullet wounds or from easily preventable illness and disease due to lack of healthcare is poetic justice in and of itself.
Cancerous fucking American.

>>74228145
Have you ever seen snow?

>>74228317
Why do you post them on telegay but not here?
>>74228375
This is a cuck free thread, pls leave

>>74228380
Yes, I'm from a different part of America that occasionally gets snow (but it's not really up north). Also done skiing vacations.

>>74228380
Have you ever seen a palm tree?

>>74228519
Yes, we have them in Sochi, and I visited Bulgaria and Turkey

>>74227939
You know what? You're allright my man.

>>74228375
I bet you're from Sydney

>>74228560
Neat

>>74228380
not that it's something worthy of seeing anyway

>>74228198
They invented everything since crucifixion to be honest

How do you spend your average weekend?

>>74228691
Drink at night, cleaning, studying and going out at day and sunday Church

>>74228689
Shittyzuelas out NOW

>>74228742
Floridafags leave

>>74228737
I heard you have some problems with your currency

>>74228794
If you call 1000% inflation some problems then you're pretty optimistic pal

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>>74228441
Why indeed.

>>74228828
S-so how do you survive?

>>74180976
Black pussy is MADE for white dick

>>74228864
Brazilian food of course

>>74228851
That's not a answer

>>74228918
I've seen a video of one russian blogger, he was in Venezuela so he showed huge lines for state shops and small shops where everything is for foreign currency but they have no shortages. Is that true? That's literally like it was in Soviet Union.

>>74228996
That and the highest murder rate, and I bet you didn't have beaches up there in the White Sea

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>>74229046
We have them on the black sea.

>>74229046
Since you don't have toilet paper i will go to venezuela and offer my tongue as toilet paper for qts

>>74229119
Then I guess we're neo Russia

>>74229145
Don't forget the euros

>>74229119
This beach disturbs me for some reason

>>74229145
you are a strange one

Don't die

Also I want a qt red headed tattooed emo gf

>>74229953
>you are a strange one
Would you rather have qts with their pants wet with piss and shit all day?
You are a terrible person...

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>>74229145
Fucking lmao

>>74231417
Do Emo girls really exist?

>>74234007

Yes absolutely.

>>74234041
>>74234007
They used to exist on the internet up until like 2010

>>74232693
You truly are an altruistic soul

>>74234007
Yes

>>74234221
You should know better, there was an evanescence concert in Trinidad
a few years ago...hundreds of emo qts

>>74234041
>>74234221
>>74234423
Wish we had em here then

>>74231417
that seems awfully specific

>>74236153
Yes because I've thought about it for some time, it will never but happen but... see video

https://youtu.be/z2rFJFe2qv8

>>74236318
When are you going to Australia?

>>74236778
December 2018 so I'll be there for semester one which starts in Jan

>>74236963
How much time will you be there?

>>74237040
If I'm a good boy that diddu nuffin....3 years

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>>74229046
>the highest murder rate
>tfw venezuela steals your title

>>74237079
Then, will you finally be a scientist?

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>>74193959

Uphold Marxist- Jarulism!

>>74237114
I don't care what the stats say, you'll always be murder capital of the world to me, jamaica

>>74237119
Nope

I'll be eligible to be a scientist if I am lucky

BSc - Babies first science

MSc - Apprentice Scientist lite

PhD candidate - Scientist lite

PhD ( new post Doc) - Apprentice Scientist

Finish post Doc - Scientist!

Dsc - Grand Arch wizard of Science.....depending on the country

>>74237371
Does Saint Vince and the Grenades even have a place to do science?
Voodoo is not science

>>74237371

are you going to have to be a TA?

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>>74237318
<3

>>74237444
>Voodoo is not science
It is, you are simply uninformed

>even have a place to do science
No, the hubs for science in /carib/ are Trinidad and Jamaica but since
I already have my skills certificate I can waltz in and work in these countries.

>>74237457
probably

>>74237487
>cane toad
Fuck these creatures

Isn't Trinidad supposed to be the worst when it comes to crime?

>>74237538
>Trinidad and Jamaica
That look like shitty places to do science, you will not get a Nobel in that shit

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>>74237538
>Fuck these creatures
froggos and toads are cute tho.

>>74237576
nah son

>>74237658
>That look like shitty places to do science
Well, yes they are but they are the best we have, if it doesn't work out
I'll just mine for papers like the Germans and Dutch
>Go to shit hole country
>since they don't do much science, lots of potential
>send samples back to main university else where
>do science there
>live life nice

>you will not get a Nobel in that shit
don't think I am good enough for that where ever I go

>>74237692
Specifically said cane toad

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>>74237757
they cant be that bad

>>74237971
They have decimated wild life populations and killed several of my dogs

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>>74238013
fugg. turns out they are that bad
its like an irl smug pepe

what's the best area in the caribbean if you like big waves? not necessarily for surfing, just like the sea to be a bit rough when you're at the beach

all the pictures I see of beaches there look like they're taken in bays or lagoons or something, seems a little boring.

>>74228565
you probably meant to say melbourne, get your memes right at least

>>74238355
Any beach on the Atlantic side is going to have some waves
not huge but they are there.

>>74238447
what countries does that include, maybe the bahamas and dominican republic?

and how do /carib/beans feel about the sea temperature there, I've heard someone say they found the water around jamaica almost uncomfortably warm before, though maybe us aussies are just used to the cold pacific

>>74214284
Yes especially if you're specialized
>>74238355
I would say any beach on the Atlantic side, but its not safe because the undersea currents will pull you out

>>74238522
I can only really speak of the windward islands but the waves aren't that big
I am not sure about the ones up north though

The water is usually warm around 27C or so

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>ywn have a qt 3.14 chinese jamaican gf

why live?

Come listen to some music:

https://plug.dj/-6777277049537746227

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>>74238634
>google windward islands
>first picture

hmmmmmm

want to visit the caribbean someday because everything looks appealing to me (islands, weather, culture) but it doesn't feel right to me if you don't have a beach where you're tossed about and can bodysurf some of the waves

I've also heard rich people will get companies to move their yachts for them, meaning you can get paid work on some big wanker boat sailing around, is this true? tempted to try it for a holiday or something

>>74238743
Most pictures will be taken from the leeward side of the islands

>>74238743
>meaning you can get paid work on some big wanker boat sailing around
Not very common

But I hate this place, fun to visit but not to live

>>74238801
>not very common

so I'd be lucky to find work for it and it would be shit conditions I imagine? the guy who told me about did it about twenty years ago so I guess his knowledge is out of date

>>74238862
>so I'd be lucky to find work for it and it would be shit conditions I imagine?
The mega rich have their own captains, I see their yachts sometimes a wish
I could be that rich.

>>74238905
not looking to be a captain, I just imagine those guys hire a small group of trustworthy people to help manage and charter a boat

>>74238943
I don't think they hire anyone from here,the only people who
even get close to them are the island "owners."

>>74239023
surely once they see my impressive aryan profile and non-violent background/ cv they'd take me on though? don't look like the kind of bloke who'd steal one of those boats or fuck it up somehow

>>74196439
Their ancestors are mostly from West Africa
Not your region

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>>74194254
>>74222551
>liking Stranger Things

Meme-tier show.

>>74180976
mwf I know this girl in person

>>74181147
because their shitty empire didn't have anti-miscegenation laws , that's why.
oh and their women are hairy and nasty as fuck.

>>74241237
what is she like?

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Great news everyone, the pro-Netherlands parties obliterated the separatist party in the Curaćao elections.