France!!

>solder - soldier - soldier - soldier - meme-spouting /pol/ autist faggot
hmmmm

>>74170635
lol

>>74170635
this is your mind on /pol/

Childhood is when you admire Gauls and Vercingetorix.
Adulthood is when you realize Julius Caesar make more sense.

seriously, he was right.

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>>74169845

>Germanic Suebi ruled by Ariovistus start to chimpout in Helvetians territories
>Helvetians migrate to Sequani and Aedui territories
>those Gauls tribes are butthurt and ask Ceasar's help
>Caesar with his Aedui and Sequani allies defeat the helvetians and they go back to their homeland
>Germanic Suebi conquers Sequani and Aedui territories traversing the Rhine
>Caesar and his gaulish allies defeat the Suebis which go back beyond the rhine where they came
>Caesar left his roman troops on the gallic territories
>Gauls became butthurt and can't handle roman troops on their lands, Belgians well-knowed as the "bravest gallic people" wanna fight.
>Caesar and some allies defeat them and conquers them
>Most of Gauls accept the roman domination, afraid by the Belgian defeat.
>Veneti make a rebellion on armorica and start naval battles, the roman fleet defeat them.
>Caesar make some expedition on the isle of Britannia but doesn't conquers it.
>The Arverni ruled by Vercingetorix make a successfull rebellion burning land, making some other gaul tribes revolting and having an important victory at Gergovia.
>They finally surrendered to Romans at the battle of Alesia, because they isolated them with no food on the oppidum.
really make you think.

but in the head of most people, the gallic war is
>UUUURRRR DUUUUR GAULS ARE GOOD ROMANS ARE EVIL MUUUUH ASTERIX MUUUUH FREEDOM

Gauls - Normans - French - French - /pol/-autist

Exactly what makes the first two french? your brain on /pol/?

>>74171050
Childhood is when you believe that you wuz Gauls
Adulthood is when you realize that you wuz Franks

>>74171712
>Adulthood is when you realize that you wuz Franks
hahahaha no
the germanic meme is worse than the gallic one, especially because some people who believe this think we are supposed to be all blue-eyed blonde people to fit good on the anglo white supremacist and nazi agenda.

we are just latinized gauls.

>>74171839
You're talking to the guy who believed that the Franks were swarthy Trojans who were responsible for darkening the blonde-haired blue-eyed Celts and creating modern Frenchmen.

>>74170635
I especially appreciate how the last one has been thoroughly cucked by America, even in his nationalist expression.

>>74171839
>anglo
Leave us out of it

>>74171965
Yes I was thinking to it.
>>74172064
but guys, you are responsible of the most autistic bullshit concerning this, for exemple some of you believe all of spain and italy was completly blonde and blue-eyed before moorish invasions.

>>74170635
kek

>>74172185
>but guys, you are responsible of the most autistic bullshit concerning this, for exemple some of you believe all of spain and italy was completly blonde and blue-eyed before moorish invasions.
Well who do you mean by anglo? I hate all that crap

>>74171050
Real Frenchmen admire Charlemagne, Franks and are proud of their Frankish heritage

>>74172417
americans make more noise about it.

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>>74171839
Gemanic

Franks were Pannonian Celts not Germanic

As for Gauls they were Blod haired giants,; we have nothing to do with them

>>74171965
It's a fact, briton friend

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>>74171965
And i have never said that we were trojans, you're memeing, Briton friend

>>74173528
You definitely said once that the Franks were from Troy.

Saying that the Franks were Pannonian Celts is just as retarded btw.

>>74173595
>Pannonian Celts is just as retarded btw.

Nope

It is a know fact, and the early Frankish all show Celtic roots

Sunno a Frankish name coming from the Celtic word Sunno which mean Sun
Teutomer a Frankish name coming from the Celtic Teuta(People) Mer(Sea) which meaning the Peoplle of the Sea
Ricimer a Frankish name coming from the Celtic Rix(King) Mer(Sea) meaning king of the Sea
Samo a Frankish coming from the Celtic Samo(summer) in Celtic