I've a question for Italians

>>74163814
reeeeeeeeeeee
answer me

stai zito means shut up
porca madonna means pig holy mother
vaffanculo means va fare nel culo which means go do it at the asshole
lascia stare means leave it be
the rest i dont know

ah cabo diabelle probably is cano diavolo which means devil's dog

>>74163814
Ancora due = two more
The third word sounds like a deformation of something else, but I can't make up what it is
"Piaci" would mean "you like", maybe it comes from "piatto/piatti" meaning plate(s)

Then
>stai zitto
Shut up
>Porca la Madonna
Heavy swearing calling St Mary a whore
>Cane diavolo
Devil dog, but this is definitely a way to go around an actual swear using god's name instead of the devil
>vaffanculo
Fuck off
>Lascia stare
Leave it be

Sorry for fucking up our colonial administration anyway

>>74164163
>>74164222
Obrigado. Rivaldo was 1337. Neymar a cunt 1337.
>>74164387
Grazie. I used to hate Italy par Buffon but not anymore. /pol/ redpilled me on the savages. Even if UK was in charge they'd have fucked up. We are fucking scum.
What's italian for: I wanna fuck you twice:

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>>74164964
>I wanna fuck you twice
voglio scoparte due volte :)

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Good threat.

Waxa qabiilka aad ka tirsan?

>>74165055
Thanks man. I wanna learn Italian. Are you an Italian or did you learn it?

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>>74165146
my grandpa was italian, I learned it :) It is pretty easy if you know a latin language already :D

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>>74165117
>Waxa qabiilka aad ka tirsan?
If you were going for: which clan do you belong to? So: Qabiilkeed ka tirsantahay?
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abgaal

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>>74165146
also nerman a qt but ronaldo a best

>>74163814
you just need to learn the word "profugo" and all the doors will open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ookGv44MMd4

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>>74165268
>nerman a qt
pic,jpg related
Curious: why does brazil have many trans?

>>74165380
because people like fucking them :DD

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>>74165351
Huh?
>>74165433
yeah but compared to other SA countries? Shortage of real womyn?

>>74163814
sito anymalle

>>74165499
>shortage of real women
kek it is brazil my friend :) some people like fugging women with penises. Also most brs think this is a normal thing in all countries to the point I was surprised it was such a meme here

>>74165555
>Oh my God. Would you look at these digits?
Brs not very catholic?

>>74165647
we are the most catholic country in the world. we even have a giant jesus statue. Catholics are degenerates my friend :) We are very traditional when it comes to family or society but when you want to simply have fun you can at any time

>>74165744
>>74165647
brazil needs more muslims

>>74163814
zitto animale

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>>74165812
>zitto animale

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>>74163814
lmao based somalia

>>74168495
>Look at me
>I am the Italian now

>>74163814
I'm from Dalmatia and the one phrase you'll hear constantly here is "Ma daj". "Ma" is the universal sentence starter

For example, if someone has a nice car, you'll say: "Ma prava makina"

Or when you see a good looking/thick woman, you'll say "Ma bokun ženske" ("What a lass!")

In some places, people don't even say "bravo", but "brava"

When you're taking out your wallet, you're taking out your "takuin"

Donning a vest? You're wearing a "ređipet"
If you're dirty, or something is dirty, it's "šporko"

When addressing older people, it's "šjor"

If you're in a hurry, it's "priša". "Nema priše" is the regional slogan here: "No hurry"

>>74163814
>>74171031

stop making me sad guys

>>74171432
I forgot the most important next to "ma", it's "adio". Everyone here says "adio" when parting ways

When a man is capricious, he has "dišpet"

When you're walking into a store, it's a "butiga"

When it's suffocating inside the room, you have to open the "ponistra" to let in the "arija"

Cooking fish? "Bianko" or else?

What are you shopping when you shop food? "Spiza"
When in "spiza", and you want a carrot? "Karota", check. "Kukumar", check, "Pomidore", check. "Cibula", check...

After you get out of the "butiga", you go make a "đir" ("đ" is like the Italian "gi", "đir" meaning "a circle/tour) down to the "pjaca" to see if there's something more "friško" (fresco) to buy than in a "butiga"

It's slightly friško here tonight these days, so I'll have to get out my second kušin (cuscino) and another "lancun" (lenzuolo)


top kek

>>74172055
>Since it's "friško", you have to wear a "jaketa" outside. And when it gets hotter, just put it in your "borša"

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>>74172055
>After you get out of the "butiga", you go make a "đir" ("đ" is like the Italian "gi", "đir" meaning "a circle/tour) down to the "pjaca" to see if there's something more "friško" (fresco) to buy than in a "butiga"

WEW LAD

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>>74172305
We meet down at the "pjaca" and stop for a "ćakula" (ciacole).
Every third word we say is "Ajme" (meaning something like "alas" here, a common interjection) or "Asti" ("asti" is an exclamation of bitterness or spite, misfortune here). You'll say something and we'll lose our "busula" (mind/way/compass, here) as the nearby "peškarija" on the "pjaca" oozes loving fresh fish smell, along with "fuman", the cigarette smoke from nervous stand holders.

After an exhausting 5 minute "ćakula", we will become tired, catch a "fjaka". After all you're just another "infjaman" "teštardo" I met today

>>74172122
top kek

>>74165744
>Catholics are degenerates

this, I am catholic and I want to suck thick feminine cocks

>>74171031
You guys have nothing on Littoral Slovenes. 'Ke koša mona', 'ma pusti stat', 'ma ke ben', 'alora' before every sentence, are how they roll down there

>>74172055
marko polo was truly croatian

>>74172122
>>Since it's "friško", you have to wear a "jaketa" outside. And when it gets hotter, just put it in your "borša"

It's frišno so I have to wear my jakna, which I later put into my borša. And I'm from Ljubljana, not even from the border.