/brit/

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Grace

taking a shit

Rape and murder your family, niggers will

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the new home

Simpsons before 2006 was fucking based

names featured in the nfl draft today
>Marshon
>Deshaun
>Haason
>Adoree'
>O'Terrius
>Jarrad
>Gareon
>Jabrill
>Takkarist
>Tre'Davious
>Vidauntae
yanks could really do with one of those scandinavian laws where you can only pick from a certain list or you need to seek approval for something different

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Ah yes

>>74158509
Would honestly love to live in a small town built like this, perhaps on a lake rather than ocean.

>>74158513
the 1999-2001 era i would argue is more cringe than most of the new stuff

>>74158513
no
2000 and before

9/11 killed the innocence of the 90s

ah no

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>that thread yesterday about muslims with that one poster who unironically called himself an indo-aryan baluch said that the west is shit and the middle east is good

>>74158515
>>Gareon
ah yes RPG warlord

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my british gf

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>Hebrews 6:4-6: For it is impossible to restore again to repentance those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift and have become partakers of the Holy Spirit, and have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the age to come, if they then commit apostasy, since they crucify the Son of God on their own account and hold him up to contempt.

What did Saint Paul mean by this?

mortyyy the picklllllllle haha

>>74158515
Are these first or last names.

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ah yes, what my future wife and mother of my child will most likely look like after failing to find a gf who isn't a fat whale

splendid

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>Australians have a whole continent to themselves
>they stick to the coasts and don't even try to make the desert interior livable

Hmmm

>>74158581
first names the last names are normal because they just took their slave owners names or picked other commonly used in english names

>>74158594
>don't even try to make the desert interior livable
if we wanted to live in californian 3rd world shithole-like conditions we'd have done it by now

>>74158594
haha yeah
*walks away and talks to someone else*

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Hey you. Yeah, you.

It gets better.

>>74158594
Isn't it like 50°C in the centre? Short of building massive conditioned enclaves, what to do suggest?

>>74158594
you're welcome to try and live in any of our 10 deserts

I hope you have a license if you EVER plan to get a gf in 2017

>>74158594
ummmm the aboriginals lived there for 50,000 years? lol

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do you remember this crisp meme?

Flaaaaaaaaaanders

>>74158061
pissing and shitting at this

>>74158688
bit gross

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Ah yes, I know this perfectly. I distinctly remember in computers class how kids would bring a flashdrive with CS:GO on it to distribute the game to everyone for a shared match, and I'd sit there eagerly for the flashdrive.

>>74158688
https://youtu.be/rxjNX7yTj7s
mmmbelm

>>74158697
pissing and shitting at this

howling
creasing
screeching
yelling
bellowing
sniggering
wailing
pooing
peeing
reeing

this trump supporters v antifa mess looks like it'd probably be rpetty entertaining to participate in

shame i dont care enough about any political cause to participate in street violence

>>74158636
It gets that hot in the urban areas of Saudi Arabia and people still live there

>>74158697
I did this but with Starcraft
except I was the one with the disk so I could always play

pattering
caterwualing
pissing and shitting

>>74158735
go up and heem both sides
if they weren't runts they wouldn't be wasting their time with this nonsense.

>>74158729
Libya brought water to the desert why can't Australia

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Characters in the Illiad.

The Greeks:

Achilles, the leader of the Myrmidons and the principal Greek champion.

Odysseus, famed for his cunning.

Patroclus, best friend of Achilles.

Agamemnon, King of Mycenae, supreme commander of the Greek armies.

Ajax, the tallest and strongest warrior (after Achilles) to fight for the Greeks.

Calchas, a powerful Greek prophet and omen reader

Diomedes, famous for wounding two gods, Aphrodite and Ares

Helen, the wife of Menelaus, the King of Sparta. Abducted by Paris.

>>74158741
they have to wear dresses and have to worry about their cars catching on fire

hullabalooing

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>>74158729
>Simpson desert

wollogonging

>>74158759
it looks really fun lol chance to run amuck a bit, would be fun

>>74158764
fuck off

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>>74158729
Well? Go on then. Terraform it.

>>74158760
assuming its possible and wouldn't fuck up the weather system of the current cities then i imagine because its not economical

6 reasons why Bernie can still win

>>74158779
yeah it'd being like having PE with the special ed class

>>74158764
re-reading the Odyssey right now

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

>>74158789
>turn the deserts green
>become an agricultural powerhouse of the world because of how ideal the climate is
>????

>>74158764
how did greeks go from that to the brown "people" today

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Fuckin' kooky space A-rabs

>>74158741
and look at the state of them. If you think Aussies are cunts now, try exposing them to that kind of heat for extended periods of time

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>>74158815
>implying our government is useful for anything

>>74158735
I'd love the chance to fight people without severe legal repercussions
I imagine living in the US right now is like a big fight club
no chance of that in Canada though unless the Leafs win the playoffs or something

>>74158760
yeah m8 it's that easy haha congrats another problem solved by the ingenious canadian runt

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>>74158789
>increasing your hectares of arable land isn't economical

*shows up*
*heems a drumpfkin*
av that yew fashy wanker
*heems an antifa runt*
and that yewww skinny mess
*runs down through no mans land with my arms out clotheslining everyone on both sides and making airplane noises*

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>>74158764
The Trojans:

Priam, king of the Trojans


Hector, firstborn son of King Priam, leader of the Trojan armies

Paris, Trojan prince and Hector's brother; also called Alexander.

Aeneas, son of Aphrodite; only major Trojan figure to survive the war. Held by later tradition to be the forefather of the founders of Rome.

Ganymede, the most beautiful of mortals.

>>74158841
>>74158844
>australians are less technologically advanced than the arabs

Howling

*burp* morty...

>>74158815
>>turn the deserts green
the time and money to do that would be astronomical considering Australia has plenty of arable land as is and a tiny population

farmers already have huge tracts of land to the point they don't even know how much they own.

if you care, go buy 100+ acres of Australian wasteland and irrigate it yourself

>>74158860
FLARMP DTRANPF

business idea: cut the ice off of are sections of antarctica and put them in the desert. then colonise both now liveable areas

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>>74158858
what arabs are you talking about

>>74158853
>forgetting Cassandra

business idea: buy 100+ acres of Australian wasteland and irrigate it myself

>>74158883
Libya

>>74158858
australia gets hit all the fucking time both internally and globally because of its relaxed attitude toward the environment and willingness to manipulate or change environments to suit needs. no one cares what fucking arabs do because it's a step above vapourising the land with bombs.

not only is it much more of a task given the water would have to go so much deeper into the country, a lot of fringe areas have delicate eco systems that rely on infrequent flooding and nothing more.

business idea: buy australia and sell it at a loss to the chinese

*burp* fuck drumpf morty

>>74158892
idk about Australia
but you can buy HUGE tracts of land in the US for super cheap

in Canada too, but our government will straight up give you a massive parcel for free if you want it and promise to develop it.

business idea: sell australia to arabs and let them irrigate the lands

>what's that? increase the white population of australia?
>why no, i think instead we should import trillions of shitskins, and then sell everything of value to the chinks
ah yes, very good

>>74158909
isn't libya a desert

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Wish the Aussies hadn't killed the Thylacines off

business idea: fucking glass australia

>>74158936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Man-Made_River

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>another foreign general gets taken over by australians
feels good to be the kings of this site

brb gonna go shit out a poo

>>74158926
Not a fan of cold so Canadian wasteland is out of the question.

>>74158953
more likie queensssssssssssssssss wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA

>>74158934
Arabs also have fucktons of oil money, tiny nations, and huge populations.
Australia wouldn't gain anything from greening the deserts right now

maybe in 500 years when it's New China

>>74158926
yes you can do that here but the cost of getting materials to these locations and then the labour is so extreme that you're probably better off busing inner city than out there.

>>74158949
>government tries to do good things for the people
>country gets invaded and leader gets executed
really thinking HARD as to why we aren't doing the same thing (lol)

consider the following: northern territory isn't a state because no one wanted that shit land in the first place

>>74158962
high arctic is surprisingly warm and comfy
especially in the Yukon.


but its all relative, compared to Thailand its ice

Business idea: relocate Israel to the center of Australia, thus solving the Israel-Palestine conflict

>>74158967
>maybe in 10* years when it's New China
fixed

Woke up alone again.

business idea: solving the australia question

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>>74158953
real aussie hours best hours

>>74158995
hello fellow redditor

>>74158971
Do people not drive out to the middle of nowhere and grow a shit load of weed or opium or something?
>>74158979
Just looked up Yukon, looks nice

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>>74158971
this is why the US is a better deal, getting utilities hooked up is much cheaper and often already done for you.

Canadian north is the same, utterly undeveloped wilderness.
you can buy 75acres in Nevada for about 12k with utilities.

>>74158982
>Moving the jews to a natural oven
oy vey

>>74159004
Hi :3

>>74159005
i don't think druggies are that driven

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>>74159019

which /int/ general is THE most reddit?

>>74159030
/brit/

>>74159030
any of them with me in it

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841670

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841670

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841670

>>74159026
Would be one hell of a fucking return though, just sounds pretty easy to get away with.

>>74159030
overwhelmingly the German one

Don't know how, but something I've noticed is that Germans are consistently five years behind everyone else concerning internet culture.

EVERYONE IS WEED MORTTYYY RELIGION IS WEED AND TABASCO SAUCE IS WEEDY WHEN I BREEDY WITH HOT CHICKS MORTY BUUUUUUUUUUURPIES

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business idea: beat elon musk to mars by taking photos in a space suit in the desert

>>74159005
>Do people not drive out to the middle of nowhere and grow a shit load of weed or opium or something?
they do here
my mate and I grew a whole crop of weed one year out in the woods
fucking golden age that year

>>74159056
Had a chortle desu

>>74159064
can i save this pepe?

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>my mate and I grew a whole crop of weed one year out in the woods

>>74159061
>It's like the trailer park boys
:3

>>74158988
Kek

>>74159056
Pretty incredible that at one point abbos could survive out there using only stick based technology

>>74159085
not as big as that, and we lost a lot of plants because we knew nothing about horticulture at first

though now we can legally grow weed plants for our own consumption here

>>74159096
the older brother once said there used to be a lot more greenery but abos used to 'hunt' by burning forests down

>>74159113
dude weed lmao

>>74159084
dying

i grow slags in my garden
im a whoreticulturalist

*burp* Morty, uh, pass the ol' rooster *burp* sauce; yeah, *burp* pour that shit ri--*burp* right all over my pho *burp* good shit Morty *burp* good talk

>>74159126
i'll cale triple 9

>>74159084
love jayposting

i wonder if there are any women here
if there are, i wonder what their mental illness is

>>74159136
>>74159047
who are you rebelling against

>>74159125
I'm all for drug legalization
its a bad situation right now where gangs and dealers have so much money and power, and addicts being thrown in prison to fester

Harper destroyed northern communities by basically shipping drug addicts up north.

>>74159145
The cosplay board is majority women

Post faster, but also post with higher quality please. Thanks

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>>74159136
pissing and shitting at this

>>74159123
this is actually true, the outback used to be the biggest rainforest in the world

>>74159113
Did you go to do some book learning at the library?
https://youtu.be/HFg-Mf8IWqE

But yeah, nah seriously. That's pretty awesome, Canada has this right.

>>74159153
itt i mean

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>be me
>23
>dating a 19 year old for a few months
>she had some cunt cancer when she was 14
>told she would probably never had kids
>never use condoms
>like to cum insider her (it feels the best, 2bh)
>she gets pregnant
>says she's going to keep it

how could this happen to me, I made my mistakes

Sirachia is good chilli sauce and I don't care if its a meme

>>74159150
ive never watched the show it just sounds puerile and disgusting

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Heracles was the son of Zeus and a champion of the Olympian order.

Heracles was both hero and god, thus he embodies the closest Greek approach to a "demi-god".

Heracles performed a number of legendary feats:
Capture the dog Cerberus.
Capture the Cretan Bull.
Capture the Cretan Bull.
Capture the Golden Deer of Artemis.
Slay the Hydra.

After completing these tasks, Heracles joined the Jason and Argonauts in a search for the Golden Fleece.

Heracles shot and killed the eagle that tortured Prometheus.

Heracles freed Titan from his chains and his torments.

On his way back to Mycenae from Spain, he slew two giants, Albion and Bergion or Dercynus, sons of Poseidon


Before Homer's Trojan War, Heracles had made an expedition to Troy and sacked it all by himself.

Heracles killed Cycnus, the son of Ares (Mars), the god of war.


Heracles challenged wine god Dionysus to a drinking contest and loat.

>>74159157
>>74159123
i heard that abos only burnt down forests/trees when necessary and never overdid it as they were in touch with nature and all that

>>74159157
don't believe this

>>74159153
Ahh yes cosplay, where 3/10 women are treated the like literal royalty by 1/10 men, instead of trying to compete in the real world

>>74159173
It's funny

Give it a chance

You won't regret it

I promise

>>74159166
at least you're not a genetic dead end like most of us in here

>>74159157
Lmao. Fuckin abos burned down an entire continent millennia before even their first whiff of petrol

>>74159185
t'ain't
shan't
will
wrong

>>74159177
Do you honestly believe abos are capable of such reasoning along with all the mathematics involved in such environmental control

https://youtu.be/toJDo046mm4

Cant imagine why you would do this

>>74159177
sounds like some dances with wolves white guilt bullshit to me

>>74159177
this

the aboriginals only burned down forests they deemed vacant of spirits or some shit like that llike a blue corn moon colors oof the wind type shit

>>74159160
its much easier to grow indoors honestly
I also occasionally grow shrooms but that's much harder because the spores are so sensitive
you have to be a real idiot to grow anything worse than mediocre weed.

>>74159203
pretty sure he's meeming based on the 'in touch with nature' shite

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is anything real, lads?

>>74159208
>>74159203
i know abos are dumb but god damn
how do you burn down an entire country

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the view

>>74159221
No fire department to call

keep summers safe

Dipping croissant in ramen broth

I love multiculturalism

>>74159221
they were there for 40,000 years

>>74159005
dunno. more people would grow weed in tropical north queensland than out west and no idea about opium

>>74159205
I don't get the "spicy things makes you poo" meme
maybe its because my mum is vegetarian and made lots of curry for me growing up

>>74159227
Australia looks so new and lovely

>>74159227
>yank style suburbs
why are we so fucking stupid

>>74159220
In mathematics, a real number is a value that represents a quantity along a line. The adjective real in this context was introduced in the 17th century by René Descartes, who distinguished between real and imaginary roots of polynomials.

>>74159220
Pleb tier question

Do we have free will?

>>74159227
What's with the nerd parade?

>>74159215
>its much easier to grow indoors honestly
My original point was that Australia outdoors would be pretty ideal due to all the sun. You'd perhaps need to bring some fertile soil and bring water regularly but besides that it'd be pretty great. Probably not indoor hydro level quality but the yield potential..

>>74159227
pretty nice view, where abouts is this?

>>74159242
how are they yank style? yank style to me is in straight road grids with each plot being the same size and single storey

>>74159240
>my mum is vegetarian
When I worked in a restaurant the entire staff used to seethe with rage when parents forced their children to eat a vegetarian diet. Should legitimately be considered child cruelty

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>>74159258
dunnp

>>74159258
those plates look victorian to me

>>74159240
It makes your anus burn and can cause irritation of the bowels, causing diarrhea

>early 2000s
>up and coming east coast rapper
>implied that he's the east coast tupac
>rubbed a lot of people the wrong way
>rappers like 50 cent started to test him (one of his guys stole ja rule's chain)
>ja rule turned out to be a pussy
>50 cent started shitting on Ja non stop on his tracks and on air
>ja tries to retaliate but his raps suck
>eminem gets involved in beef
>they completely destroy him lyrically
>Ja mentions eminem's kid, and beef gets serious
>shady/aftermath artists refuse to go to any venue where Ja Rule is (like MTV)
>pre-internet music era, Ja's career effectively died because of this
>went to prison afterwards
>gets out, tries to rebuild his image and fanbase

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>>74159220
no

isn't there a big rock in the center of australia

tis a silly place

Thailad do you even use forks anymore?

>>74159264
i googled "dunnp" and all i got was a confusingly phrased urban dictionary definition

>>74159264
>>74159281
gf in the red

>>74159007
australia had meme deals like $10 for an acre or something but had strict development time so you had to build in like 2 years. the irony of the thing was that the people who took advantage of it the most were the people the government tried to control the most; gun owners. they'd buy enormous amounts of land, put a one room meme house on it and then use the land as a justification to apply for and get large weapons.

>>74159261
yanks invented those style of suburbs

>>74159289
Ayers' Rock aka Uluru

>>74159263
Lol what. Forcing a kid to eat vegan is cruel I guess, but I don't see the issue with a vegetarian diet

>>74159263
I was never forced to eat a vegetarian diet
my mum made me meat dishes too and my dad always made BBQ

she just didn't know how too cook meat really well, she makes steaks and burns them.
that's why I learned to cook for myself

>>74159298
Thais use forks and spoons, I only use chop sticks when I'm eating a jap or chinese place.

speaking of which, lunch time.

>>74159289
yeah and abos get pissed off about people climbing it but there's no law against it so people do it anyway

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got a very bad cough

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Perseus was the greatest slayer of monsters before the days of Heracles. He was also the half-brother of Heracles.

His sister Athena instructed him to find the Hesperides, who were entrusted with weapons needed to defeat the Gorgon.

Zeus gave him an adamantine sword and Hades' give him a helm of darkness to hide. Hermes lent Perseus winged sandals to fly, while Athena gave him a polished shield.

By viewing Medusa's reflection in his polished shield, he safely approached and cut off her head. From her neck sprang the winged horse Pegasus

why do Aussies call Ayers Rock uluru

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>see old photos of attractive, well dressed, young people together at concerts or in the most ordinary places
>imagine these people now looking back thinking "yup, that was my peak"
>realize I'll never have a "peak" in my youth where i look attractive enough and normal enough to pose for photos

I have gone from child to awkward teen, now rest in awkward adult sperg stage, and will likely remain so until I am a normal looking middle-aged man--when looking normal doesn't matter nearly as much.

having some tea
*makes lasagna with the face of the oneitis burnt into the surface*
*eats it*
*shits in the bog*
*enters the sewer*
*catches up to my shit*
*wraps it up in paper*
*takes it to my neighbours*
*flushes it down his bog*
*rozzers nab him next day*
:P

>>74159276
Adding to this
>one night outside a club 50 Cent (who was still underground at this time) was standing with the man who stole Ja Rule chain. Reputation would demand that Ja confront him but he pretended not to notice and walked right past. 50 says this is when 50 knew Ja was a fake MC

Also, Ja's boss headed the largest record label and was the rumoured to be high up in one of the east coasts most powerful gangs, despite this 50 cent managed to complete kill the label and live

Not a fan of the darkies banging on about how hard they are but 50 Cent is a legitimate madman

>>74159327
Learned something new today

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>>74159327
Thailad what do you think of this film about Thailand

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>>74159352
>50 cent gets shot 9 times with a 9mm
>this somehow makes him hard
laughing

Govs making prescription drugs FREE for everyone under 25

How do I benefit from this lads

>Been up all night
My sleeping pattern is fucked, do I just stay awake all day and head to bed around 10pm or so or do I go to bed now?

does /cgl/ lurk here?

>browse /pol/
>hate jews

>watch Curb your Enthusiasm
>love jews

>>74159352
rappers who aren't pussies
fifty cent
cheef keef ?
lil boosie
big lurch
tommy wright third

>>74159369
He's hard because he went from being a literal nobody to toppling a music empire run by real gangsters, and took it for himself

>>74159390
but can he get shot 27 times by 7.62s and live?
didn't think so :-)

>>74159379
How about you shut up and get some self control

the gf in the pink
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493063600054.webm

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just did something dastardly

>>74159379
>got 8 hours of sleep for the first time in weeks
Staying up is never worth it

>>74159379
one of my doctors explained the way they try to fix sleep patterns is you just keep moving the sleep time back until its regular again so like 4am > 7am the next day > 11am or whatever the next > until you get to what you want

I notice that people have utterly different standards for me and allow me to say shocking things because I'm not taken seriously. It reminds me of how omega wolves are basically the comedic relief of the pack.

>>74159407
love boobs and bums shame ill never get to touch them

There is no skill or 'hardness' involved in surviving a bullet wound it's literally just luck. If you want a source cited for this just look at my flag.

>>74159430
Bet you have a set of your own, fatboy

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>How about you shut up and get some self control

>>74159412

I've stayed awake for three and a half days once because I was exhausted from traveling, my brain felt like mush and the effects were a lot like I had just drank a shit load of beer. Do not recommend.

>>74159430
this is why your race will die off lol

>>74159422
Hm yes, run along now runt

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>If you want a source cited for this just look at my flag.

>>74159422
>I notice that people have utterly different standards for me and allow me to say shocking things because I'm not taken seriously.
the day that changes will come, at that point those people consider you an adult and then you are on your own and will be taken to task for what you say.

>>74159431
Judging by the rekt threads I've seen, most people can still run after 1 or 2 shots depending where they get hit. Adrenaline is crazy

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>>74159422

ja rule also set up a fake music festival

>WAHHHH!!
>mummy the mean Yankee boy told me to shut up!

love bints

>>74159461
Elaborate

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Bellerophon was born at Corinth and was the son of the two mortals.

The Lycian king sent Bellerophon on a mission that he deemed impossible: to kill the Chimera.

On his way he encountered the famous prophet Polyeidos. Polyeidos told Bellerophon to sleep in the temple of Athena.

While Bellerophon slept, he dreamed that Athena brought Pegasus and a golden bridle beside him, saying "Sleepest thou, prince?"


He got a large block of lead and mounted it on his spear. The beast's fire-breath melted the lead, and blocked its air passage.

As Bellerophon's fame grew, so did his hubris. Bellerophon felt that because of his victory over the Chimera, and because he thought he was a god he deserved to fly to Mount Olympus.

Zeus and he sent a gadfly to sting Pegasus, causing Bellerophon to fall all the way back to Earth. Pegasus completed the flight to Olympus.

Zeus transformed the winged horse into the constellation Pegasus and placed him up in the sky.

Larry David's wife in Curb your Enthusiasm is my ideal gf

>>74159431
>it's literally just luck
huh
god exists then

>>74159479
Me on the Pegasus

>>74159469
>>>123148667

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-t8W4X8Obo
next year

>>74159444
yeah but my sister created a blond and blue-eyed boy so i think im cancelled out

>>74159500
Fucked it

morning lads

night lads

>>74159513
fuck off, piss stain

>>74159520
fuck off, piss stain

>>74159525
rude

>>74159520
>>74159513
sod off, shit stain

>>74159507
>1 person is enough to replace 2
why are white people so dumb

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Same thread on 4chan, same anime poster on the wall
Been sitting in one seat eighteen years in all
Freezing slow time, away from the world

He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl
He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl

never kissed a girl

>>74159469
>>74159500
fuck's sake

>>>/pol/123148667

Love watching shows about Airport Security and seeing them discriminate against brown people and being proven correct

>>74159537
if you're Asian you shouldn't talk because the Asian birth rate is even lower

>>74159541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbIZ1IuqCzU
good choooon

>>74159559
he's white don't fall for it

>>74159562
nice virus

>>74159546
Christ. Would appreciate if you kept us updated on this. Mental

>>74159546
Who would even pay for that? You'd to give ME money to see Ja Rule

>>74159582
is that... sarcasm?

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>>74159569

>>74159603
yes not fuck off you dense cunt

>>74159603
No I'm serious?

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*blocks your path*

>>74159602
https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/04/12000-luxury-fyre-festival-is-basically-a-disaster-zone/

it was a festival

>>74159608
are you... drunk?

got a job interview lads

>>74159612
is that... a question?

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In Greek mythology, Europa was the woman for whom the continent Europe was named.


Zeus was enamored by Europa and decided to seduce her.

He transformed himself into a tame white bull and mixed in with her father's herds. While Europa and her helpers were gathering flowers, she saw the white bull and eventually got onto his back. Zeus took that opportunity and ran to the sea and swam, with her on his back, to the island of Crete.

He then revealed his true identity, and seduced her. Zeus gave her a necklace made by Hephaestus moved the stars to create the shape of the white bull, which is now known as the constellation Taurus.

In the 8th century, ecclesiastical uses of "Europa" for the imperium of Charlemagne provide the source for the modern geographical term.

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I vote for /fag/ because only faggots will go there. Also that's basically just /s4s/ but with ids

>>74159615
Who isn't?

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>>74159645
does this mean /pol/ will be go-good again?

>>74159645
they should delete /s4s/ and a bunch of other shit boards

I'm not against splitting /pol/ up but we have so many shit boards

>>74159619
Me too

What job

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Reddit is down

>>74159645
yea it's stupid idea imo
all this just because /pol/ has become too big

>>74159665
call centre
but it's government and inbound

>>74159645
it's called krautchan /int/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2F9LbF_pF0
the man fox himself

Spanish is such a nice language
shame it has a bad reputation here

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>KFC was out of gravy
>Wendy's couldn't make chocolate frosties

absolutely fuming, lads

>>74159675
Same

But its for a bank

Canada is such a nice country... NOT!

>>74159666
*burps*

>>74159700
hello nigger

>>74159699
el hojANO jajajajajajajaajakajajakakajajk

>>74159700
I'm sure you could find plenty of both if you cut open your veins

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>>74159711

>>74159700
only the fattest fat cunts eat kfc gravy lad

>>74159645
lmao found the spic

Anyone else check the chon periodically mid-wank?

>>74159714
>>74159730
>>74159741

I got a tooth pulled today and they said I could eat soft food and cold food

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>Yfw Ja Rule enslaves the millennials, forces them into his militia, and uses them to conquer a small collection of islands, creating the Nation of Ja

Tropico: We Wuz edition

one of my friends meth addiction, and coincidentally his public racism, has gotten out of hand

so much can change from when you are sixteen

>>74159766
so you opted for a cup of gravy?
fat cunt

>>74159782
but does he love pints?

>>74159787
They do like a pot of gravy with mashed tator in it outside the UK. It's noice

>>74159787

It was for the mashed potatoes, you dumb cunt

>>74159798
funnily enough yes but we drink schooeys here unless you're in melbourne

love pints. love public racism (simple as)

get a load of this stupid weeb

https://www.instagram.com/heidikatrinaa/?hl=en

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>>74159645
just give /b/ flags

how many hydrocodones do I need to take to get high?

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off to work lads

Hate pints

Love pitchers

love meth
*snorts up a massive line*
(hate wogs)

>>74159831
yea they might aswell do this
might even make /b/ relevent again

>>74159831
flags are such reddit tier shit

>>74159846

Do you snort meth?

>>74159862
well you would be the expert

>>74159862
a fucking leaf

>>74159866
you can, you can also smoke it or inject it

really you shouldnt do any of these things they're very bad for health

>>74159866
yea.. yea m8 *sniff*
wot do you fink im some filfy WOG or sumfink?

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heh

do other cunts use wog as an insult?
strewth

new and improved
>>74159886
>>74159886

love schooleys

love meth

hate wogs

>>74159763
Me right now