/brit/

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Grace

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anime

plymouth is actually an alright place

have accidentally doxxed myself 3 times so far on the chans, don't think i'll be doing it again

plymouth is a giant white ghetto
council estates galore

get the fuck back in the last thread cunts, not 310 yet

>>74149050
>>74149050
>>74149050
>>74149050

>>74151245
i'm literally transitioning into a deano

>manager at a call centre
>leased bmw
>slutty, dumb gf
>going to zante with the lads this summer
>have a fresh haircut

life's good. just need to move out my mums house and into a mortgaged 2 bedroom flat

>>74151290
how can you be so fucking stupid?

Constant reminder 190kg fiddled his niece and got arrested for it

t. Rasheed

phimosis
fordyce spots

get OFF me WOW

>>74151340
haha what

fucking hate this leaf that has wet dreams about being able to get drunk on a plane

>>74151333
a bint, that's what you are

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Just bought some new tights x

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what are you lads reading

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i did it lads. i managed to stop compulsively browsing /r9k/

put on joe rogan lads a total mong is on it atm

fuck off

>>74151340
i've heard this enough times now but never heard of any proof

writing the so called "dissertation"

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It's your niece or your life, squire

>>74151244


>>74151244

>>74151395
on what revelation?

@runt
nothing ever ended up happening anyways so what does it matter?

/prg/

>>74151436
that it's shit

>>74151337
you don't even believe i have a fresh cut?

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>>74151391
started this short history months ago and still haven't finished due to the old 'pression

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this is the very essence of the second rennaisance

didnt see this thread and made a new

OH JANNY BOY, clean up on aisle two

>>74151410
Is that what your solicitor told you to say 190?

>completes the contraption
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493261179824.webm

>>74151382
you're fucking gay

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I'm odd and people tend not to like me

>>74151455
having a recent haircut is hardly deano behaviour so i didnt deem it worthy

>>74151501
odd cunt

>>74151493
You're the one looking at his cock.

>>74151468
what am I looking at?

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turn 26 soon

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think I need to change my oil

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/12840104
http://www.strawpoll.me/12840104
http://www.strawpoll.me/12840104

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/12840104
http://www.strawpoll.me/12840104
http://www.strawpoll.me/12840104

>>74151539
lad, anyone over 24 and on here is a sad story.

sorry to say this lad.

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>>74151553
thanks.

https://twitter.com/chelseafindom97

huh? when did this happen?

>>74151553
t. 23-year-old

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>>74151505
deanos get a haircut every 2 weeks

DEFINITELY a nonce according to the craniometric data

haitiANO jajajajajjaa

>>74151523
an apple dummy

babestation

>>74151591
i get it once a month
what do you get when you go to the barbers?

>>74151602
asså jag bryr mig inte, haitiern hänger ju i cum nuförtiden

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>>74151602

captcha: lopez velocidad

currently a 19 year old agelet but i know i'll be here well into my 20s

There's a filthy fat 190cm long nonce in this thread

If you see it slithering around consuming custard creams and bourbons at the speed of light DO NOT engage it under any circumstances

24 in 2 months lads

still no gf but not a virgin, had sex with 11 girls in my time

>>74151641
im 21 and look about 17 so i think its not sad if i stay till im 28

haitiANO is speaking haitian LOL

There is nothing wrong with being a nonce as long as you don't act on it.

>>74151586
she talks like an aggressive hentai character

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>>74151656
laughed heartily at this. cheers mate

>>74151395
same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_vyMDKFjs

why doesn't everybody just use the anonymiser on 4chan x so you can't see who's a trip and who isn't lol

>>74151395
so you obsessively browse here

>>74151553
and you're on here using a trip you stupid fucking faggot
the absolute state of your life and all
fuck me you're thick

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493250167970.webm

the bf

>>74151723
got bored after about 40 seconds

>>74151553
yeh, wasting the best years of your life here is much better. lol loser.

>>74151736
here, /a/, /v/, /k/

it's an odd concoction

>>74151800
/int/, /his/ and /sp/ for me

>>74151553
Pedophile

>>74151776
HE
E

FELL
E
L
L

THROUGH
H
R
O
U
G
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THE
H
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BAR
A
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>>74151776
Why does he lean his whole body, rather than just his elbow?

Shitty fucking show

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eating strawberries with cream lads

/his/ truly has no redeeming qualities: it's unwieldy for shitposting and just as useless for serious discussion.

>>74151776
THE single funniest thing i have EVER seen

>>74151818
>being an /sp/ brainlet

>>74151906
Rita

>>74151891
just like most boards then

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going to cook a big batch of tikka masala tomorrow lads

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on the train

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39736310

should i get a chinky, italian or indian tomorrow for tea

why are you all talking about tomorrows tea

>Woman shot by police and four held in anti-terror operation in London and Kent, unconnected to Westminster incident
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39741196

>>74151776
ah yes, the famous british comedy that doesn't use laugh tracks

he is in the train

>>74151891
wrong
>>74151894
/sp/ is a laugh

>>74151382
Need a bf with a cute willy like this

which of these accents do you find most pleasant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NriDTxseog

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tinder matches and messages are all gone except 2 that i just got and one is a tranny

>>74152064
I like Dolly Parton's accent

fucks sake mum left the indicators on all day and now there's no fluid left

shoot all women

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are you happy about the future?

>>74152052
90% of /his/ threads are literally just "lol why didn't niggers develop civilization???". I'd unironically rather browse the 'ddit.

love supermarket chicken pies ngl

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>>74152064
muh dick

what are the dangers of getting poo on your willy

>>74152064
cajun/creole

Tfw live in London/Kent

Refreshing BBC like a mad man

>>74152131
you'll become pooey lynx lad

>>74152064
east coast one makes her sound like bill burr lmao

>>74152122
most /pol/tards get quickly told to fuck off

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LOL

does anyone else print off pics of their mates and wank over them

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this is what the tories are doing to our children

>>74152222
hmmmmmm. suppose 50% of all sexual intercourse must be rape then

>>74152117


Those are all from London, they were just supporting their Soros funded message of #iamirish

Give me (You)s, please

big soft bums

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absolutely HOWLING

>>74152268
(male)

you

My wife is ignoring me and won’t wear her wedding ring

aeiou

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>>74152117
looks bleak ngl

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>>74152268
(japanese)

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>>74152264
>>74152268
yeah

which one of you made the /brit/ thread on /gif/

>>74152293
Would give that a squeeze desu

>>74152236
im sure the parents who post in /brit/ are very shocked at this image

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stop killing the womandem

gay """"""""""people"""""""""" fantasise over putting their knobs in big fat hairy sweaty mens arses

>>74152236
My A&E is literally 80% Jewish people, its not even near a Jewish area

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my mate trying to save me from being a neet loser haha what a cunt

>>74152122
well why cant they?

how hard is it to get a freehold flat?

Will probably be single my whole life so ruling out houses of all kinds. But I don't want to be cucked into paying what is essentially rent on something I own

>>74152064
what you reckon her age is lads? she's some slag that's for sure

>>74151982
Fat cunt

>>74152236
take away the politicians beds, see how long they keep literally stealing from the NHS

>>74152261
is it actually soros funded?

>>74152045
it's a studio audience

>>74152349
I WILL USE MY ASS to CHOKE you and then I WILL HEADLOCK you with my LEGS

>>74152352
i had friends like that
ditched the wankers lmao

>>74152349
i thought they like smooth

>>74152349
your point rasheed?

>>74152328
there's been a /brit/ thread on gif for weeks la'

been tempted to post there myself as there's high quality bants but me posting on /gif/ would really lower my 4chan credentials.

>>74152387
cars should come with phone holders already

>>74152356
They have a special crime lobe in their brains that makes them invent colorful rhymes and rhythms instead

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bf sent me this

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https://youtu.be/ysME1oshF7U

Imagine being alt right

>>74152349
must be shit being gay
men are hairy, unkempt, ugly cunts and you're also guaranteed stds

once ive had about 3 drinks its literally impossible for me to get an erection

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>>74152186
>get on /his/ and /lit/
We did it Reddit!

>>74152389

evidently the political lads are brawling again at Berkeley

getting real tired of this episode to be honest. shan't be following it

>>74152396
i wish that twat would leave my alone desu

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>>74152431
just
imajun

>>74152431
*imagines*
okay now what?

>>74152352
sounds like a genuinely lovely bloke, you're lucky to have a mate like that

>>74152416
the so-called BBC ... hmmm

>>74152471
honestly reddit just ruins everything
the trump memes were so funny before t_d drumpfkins took over

>>74152433
I'm a cute boy with a soft hairless body and pink peach coulored boynipples

>>74152431
jesus christ I absolutely hate youtube mongs

wish they'd all be killed

>>74152463
hmm yes, yanks
https://twitter.com/MaineFirstMedia/status/857670570628046849

>>74152463
because Trump has put an end to black scholarship, to give more scholarship to the white middle class?

or unrelated?
link?

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>>74152431
Don't worry, in 5 years there will be a new edgy ideology for high schoolers

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>>74152236
>Labour forces mass immigration on the country that leads to health tourism and increased demand
>Look what the Tories have done to the NHS!! t. Labour tabloid
ah yes

why are american universities such leftist shitholes? are (((they))) responsible?

ding a back attack

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>>74152090
>>74152117
>>74152126
>>74152222
>>74152236
>>74152282
>>74152300
>>74152317
>>74152345
>>74152352
>>74152387
>>74152416
>>74152431
>>74152436
>>74152471
>>74152506
>>74152540
Off yourselves spastics

>>74152540
screeching

>>74152463
hope a full-scale civil war breaks out in the US and they all die

>>74152572
Berkeley is exceptionally leftist. Most public unis aren't quite so bad.

>>74152578
doing what you fucking retard

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Good film

>>74152537
because everyone in california is retarded

>>74152578
>stop posting pictures on an imageboard

hmmmmm, or how about you fuck off you autistic waster?

Absolute state of Americans loving their literal reality tv president

>>74152570
Hmm it's almost as if the Tories and Labour are both the same

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>>74152578

>>74152601
do you really have lecturers who inject their political opinions into unrelated courses? lmao

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shut up dad haha ha

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK YOU!

want to move to brisbane and spend weekends at fraser island.

>>74152626
>can't be willied

hmm

>>74152642
same des u but spend weekends at straddie instead

how is drunk sex possible

after two beers even when a girl is rubbing her pussy on my dick i stay completely flaccid

>>74152620
Probably in the social departments. However I study chemistry so I'm rather insulated from anything like that.

>>74152643
State of that image quality

Why don't niggers know how to download images

>>74152618
>When you waste time for absolutely no reason and you're better off dead

>des u

>>74152675
FONT

>>74152667
is brisbane nice?

>>74152675
how you tried just getting a stiffy instead of having a flaccid willy? works for me

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>>74152626
>drinking
>reading comics
>there is no music on PCs

>>74152615
I'm not a fan of Trump but most college leftists are just really awful cunts.

>>74152675
yeah idunno

t. virgin but once got drunk and stuck my penis in a vagina without finishing the job (heh)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfs8NYg7yQM

choon tbhlads

>>74152610 >>74152614 >>74152618

they called avatars, newcunts. Avatarfags are basically tripfags

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>>74152685

>>74152675
drunk sex is a bit vile

girls go for a wee like 20 times in a night whenever they're out drinking and i bet they don't wipe their fannies all that well

>>74152675
you can do anything you out your mind to

>>74152715

That faggot with the bleached hair is on your side and all those inbred rednecks as well

>>74152692
my family moved away when I was eight or nine years old, from what I remember it was nice but the humidity was killer

we had a land rover discovery and we used to go to a lot of those moreton bay islands for camping and stuff, was max comfy. want to move back someday

>>74152750
cant tell if this is a troll post or if you came from reddit 20 seconds ago

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>>74152750

>>74152719
you are not a virgin.

>>74152761
that seems unlikely as I'm a socialist

dumb frogposters

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>tfw no ancom gf

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and so the saga ends

mate is not longer my mate anymore

>>74152706
After 8 years here I'm pretty sure that if I'd spent the time drinking instead I'd still be in a better place in life right now. This site melted my brain.

>>74152779
you're the new poster. 4chan has battled with avatars since the beginning

>>74152750
Point out the specific posts that are avatarfagging then you stupid cunt

mine were screenshots of news stories to be discussed lmao

>>74152692
ye m8 live in brisbane and love it. I love it almost as much as I love pints.

>>74152757
bit gay that you don't enjoy a pissy fanny

>>74152799
He sounds like a self-important twat but you conveniently cut out your own messages so we don't see that you do too

>>74152806
Shan't

>>74152750
hmm don't care mate. fuck off then

>>74152757
this. the more drunk they get, the less likely they are to wipe

>>74152835
FONC

>you will always be a nigger

>>74152796

You're enabling them

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an
i
me

>>74152832
it's literally the final message which was a continuation of the message i previously posted, there's nothing more from me

>>74152795
do you think I can tell people I'm not a virgin and get away with it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azov_Battalion

pretty mental how literal nazis are fighting russia in ukraine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>74152799
if you bitch or moan once about having lost your friends then I'll actually come and fucking heem you. he did everything he could you keep you from transforming into a runt

>>74152799
why were you talking to him in the first place?

>>74152859
FOAT

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>>74152798
They'd all be tumblr weirdos desu

Desu women don't really have any actual political opinions, they just follow the herd

>>74152857
enabling whom?

Just ate a rare burger lads

VERY tasty

>>74152723
Generic 2bh

woah he is using the n-word

>>74152868
in my book, you graduated.

>>74152886
mince should be cooked through mate

>>74152872
there's a load of communists and anarchists fighting ISIS in Syria too

>>74152866
Well he wrote something about you coming crying to him asking for help, so I guess that's what happened before that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826kv4IQSd4&list=LL4ng2nnIQ0J6JMOwHiL9yIw

fan of this song tb honest

>>74152904
I was fucked out of my mind so I barely even knew what was going on

but I'll take it

>>74152868
getting the willy in is crossing the finish line

post toot

>>74152916
i know about them
just find it mad that slavic nazis exist given how much ukraine got fucked in ww2

chicanO

Why don't right wingers understand that Allah is just the Arabic word for God

>>74152920
not telling

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>>74152889
that's all po(o)p music is but you can still enjoy it

>the federal government will sell weed online and provinces will be able to additionally sell it through dispensaries or liquor stores
nice

getting my friday dose of naked clare on studio 66 and /brit/gif/

>>74152970
That would explain a lot of things...

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THIS IS THE POWER OF THE TORY SURGE!!

>Labour figures are planning for a worst-case scenario in which they are left with only about 110 MPs in the Commons on June 9, according to party sources.

>Jeremy Corbyn’s party has commissioned a number of private polls and analyses, the most pessimistic of which hands the Conservatives a sweeping majority of about 200 and shows Labour losing more than 115 of its 229 constituencies, insiders said.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/labour-tries-to-shrug-off-poll-warning-of-a-landslide-m7h2gl3jw

>>74153033
>friday dose
bit early uezs

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>>74153033
/aregal/ clare?

>>74153012
when is this happening

>>74153077
by 1 july (canada day) of next year

>>74153077
tomorrow

>>74153066
How the hell is that even possible?

just found out what a mugwump is

https://audioboom.com/posts/5862107-mugwump

>>74153066
corbyn's nomination was a tory plot to destroy the opposition.

>>74153099
no

>>74153012
governments used to need hardworking people. Now with the globalization of work, the USA need unemployed people to be stoned, quiet and vote Clinton.

was just about to post about mugwumps
hmm

hmm now i have no friends lol

post toot

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>this triggers the paki

still need to pack for the so called holiday I'm departing for in 3 hours

>>74153156
naked white women trigger something in my cock yeah

brexit was unironically a massive mistake

>>74153156
fucking state of that head

>>74153156
That disgusts me and I am white.

>>74153146
play guitar and you won't be a nothing.

friday

where did the bloody week go? christ

>>74153156
grim

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>Offers you a pint

So anon, about your local religious centre...

*destroys the thread*

>>74153219
bit haram that lad

business idea: being a runt

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go on luv stick it up there sharpish it dun bite !

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>>74153156
Jesus

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>>74153219
what about it

brexit was unironically a massive victory

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>>74153228

So?

dire

>>74152696

>>74153251
So I will have to kill you.

stationary gifs trigger me

>>74153243
>.gif
fuck off

you are a mistake

>>74153219
*downs it in 10 seconds like a fucking legend*

*burps loudly*

alri, thanks for the pint

*heads over to the table with the other deanos*

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>>74153243

You're going to burn it down right?

>>74150033
>>74150033
>>74150033

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>>74153292
prefer not to say

@ a specific leaf
shut the fuck up

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>>74153259

We'll see.

>>74153076
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493332660335.webm

need that fanny on my face

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I'm a radical centrist ancap

ask me anything

hahaha

>>74153322
gosh he's such a cringe cunt

>>74153361
be a darling and link the thread will you?

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>(((Need a Hug)))
>((( )))

What did she mean by this?

>>74153369
>centrist ancap
hmm

>>74153369

Did the child consent?

>Subscribed

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YHcUHjuUHQ

Hmm ... HMMM

>>74153447
>>74153447
>>74153447

>>74153395
loving people is a jewish conspiracy to destroy society

>>74153383
/brit/ thread on /gif/