>one shot at life >born in Shitaly

>>74150482
Italy is a beautiful country full of natural beauty, historical sites and beautiful cheerful people. You are very fortunate, it could have been way worse

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>>74150482
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland
>get shot
>die
>resurrect
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland again
>get penis mutilated as a baby
>die from infection
>resurrect
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland a third time
>shart myself so hard from diarrhea
>die
>resurrect
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland
>kill myself
>ask whoever created the universe to put me somewhere else
>it doesn't grant your wish
>you're still born in Shartland each time
H-haha... :^)

>>74150580
>Italy is a beautiful country full of natural beauty, historical sites
That's nice and all, but living next to some Roman ruins isn't going to give me a job or a nation that doesn't suck mad cock
>beautiful cheerful people
You mean loud retarded Arab mutts

>t. Congolese diaspora
>implying Congolese know how to use computer

>>74150482
I adore Italy

>>74150680
t. muh heritage faggot that lives abroad
If you like Shitaly so much you are welcome to immigrate here any time, just ask your consulate

>>74150763
Again, you are welcome to immigrate here and see how living in this hellhole is

>>74151096
Where in the country are you?
You'll laugh but I'm too poor to live there

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>one shot at life
>born in *******

>>74151246
I sincerely doubt that, everyone here in my town is just a welfare leech or a farmer, a small apartment is like 250 euros a month. I'm in the North, but not a rich part, in the South stuff is probably even cheaper

>>74150672
Why need job when you got nice beaches and beautifel landscapes?

Just... Let go and live

>>74150671
This post made me forget the pain of being born in pooland for a moment

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>>74151421
>can't even say G*rmany without asterisks because nationalism is forbidden in his cuntry
You poor creature, I wish I could hug you but you're in a quagmire thousands of miles away from me.

>>74151483
>dude don't eat lmao, just stay at the beach
I don't even live near a beach you mongo

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>one shot at life
>poor parents

>>74150482
>one shot at life
>born in Mexico

That's why I came here :^)

>1 shot
>born in bestonia

>>74151556
Then go South, live near the beach and eat southern fruits.

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>>74151540
I just want to move to murica, but I'm too poor

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>one shot at life
>born a slav
>acquire slav genetics
>can't even shoot myself because noguns
Niggers of Europe

>>74151700
>migrate to US
>suddenly youre American

Problem solved

>>74151618
Protip: Italy is not some tropical paradise, during winter it snows even in fucking Sicily

>>74151700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWob6QZEIZg

>>74151700
>polish
>slav gene
choose one

>>74150482
>tfw born in Sardinia

Just fucking kill me

>one shot in life
>born in norgay
help the mountains are everywhere

>>74151833
Aren't you rich? Just move somewhere else

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>tfw not born in California or Hawaii or some other rich & sunny paradise

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A-a-at least I'm not a nigger
Nor a russian

>>74151833
wanna trade identity?

>>74152055
>not a nigger
>Nor a russian
you're both from a civilized country's point of view tbqfwyf

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>>74152194
But I have triple digit IQ and no krokodil addiction so I could learn to pretend to be white.

>>74151753
thanks for that germany

>>74150671
O SAY CAN YOU SHART
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY MART

>>74150482
>one shot at life
>born in France

basically won the lottery

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>one shot at life
>actually it's a couple
>ded

such is life here

>>74150482
You could have been born in this shithole.

>>74150671
Who the fuck dies from circumcision?

We love Italy. You can move here anytime :)

>>74153516
We all die a bit on the inside from circumcision.

>>74150482
Italy is beautiful and comfy