/dixie/ - Southern States and Friends

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oh, janny
janny janny janny, what do you think you're doing, boy?

>>74145500
I think there's one that's triggered by Confederate flags. None of the other ones have ever given us trouble for any reason. Imagine if he put the effort into deleting troll spam instead.

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>>74145631
well that ain't right, this general has more of a right to exist than most anglo generals do.

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Based Wallace

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"Yankee" comes from the Dutch "janneke"
Now how does one go about shortening that word? Ah yes, "janny". Janny is the missing link between janneke and Yankee.

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>this general is going a bit too heterosexual and board-related for my liking
>t. Janneke

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>J*nny

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beware the Janketor

How are y'all doing this evening, gentlemen?

Got a sinus infection boys, fucking Yankee halfbacks from Florida making me sick

nice weather today

Fuck Emerson and Thoreau.

>>74145631
I betcha its that /pol/ack janny that deletes /tr/ threads when he is bored

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>rental agency is trying to show off my apartment to buyers because I'm moving out in a few months
>accomodate them every time they've shown it off, even cleaned up for them
>this morning get a message from the lady there asking for my key so they can make a copy of it
>"I don't think so ma'am"
>"oh, well this is actually fairly standard practice, I'll contact your landlord and tell him your concerns"
>mfw I've actually read British law and I have every right to refuse this
>if my landlord actually complied I would have every right to take legal action against him for harassing tenants
fucking middlemen, the world would be better without them. Think they're used to 20-something university students being pushovers when it comes to this.

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>>74147298
That sucks bud

What's more Southern, college football or NASCAR?

>>74147640
NASCAR, on the basis that it's almost completely exclusive to the South and it has roots in prohibition Southern moonshining culture

in terms of as a source of state pride definitely college football though

>>74147640
agree with the other guy but personally I find NASCAR to be really unenjoyable

>>74147756
good post

shucks I'm procrastinating to hell

>>74148569
it's nice to have in the background, not really so much as something you actively watch unless you're really into the sport. Also the female commentators are really fucking hot.

>got banned for last edition

Feels bad man, dindu nuffin

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How much does he do it for again?

>>74149511
what the hell was the ban justification?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlNDjZG0ae8

>>74149708
Rule 1 kek

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>>74149862
>explicitly invite everybody on the board to post here in the general name and the comment
>deleted due to Yanks being told to fuck off semi-jokingly
Yeah, Janke singling us out due to remarkable anal pain confirmed.

>>74149752
like this, it's way less produced than other things he's put out.

https://youtu.be/xP5-iIeKXE8
Me haha

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>>74150169
whoa

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>>74146282
>>74147436
>>74147797
>>74150007
>>74150169
>>74150422


deep

>>74150486
its my favorite Norwegian painter's birthday today

>not just warning and deleting a thread, but banning somebody for insulting your US regional affiliation
Could you be any more of a fucking /cum/-guzzling faggot? And the Yankees wonder why this general exists.

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>>74150549
He's pretty good.

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>>74150647
agreed

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I just saw a cloud of lovebugs yesterday, please God, it's too early.

>>74150615
careful now, President Doesitforfreencoln might hear you

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>>74150786
Do you have a favorite painting?
this one is 2spooky4norwegians, it represents the black death

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>>74150894

>>74150817
Are those the black cunts that stick around trees and ruin everything? My town was infested with those a few years ago

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>>74150894
This one and The Water Sprite are my favorites

>>74151194
that's some top-tier shading.

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>>74151194

>>74151194
Top tier taste, bud

>>74151178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovebug

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>>74151194
>>74151286

>tfw no Dixit

>>74151499
these sound disgusting

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don't mind me, I'm just going to be all over everything in your yard for a few months

hello??? ? ?
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>>74153029
how's it hanging, Texway?

whats taters?

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>>74153115
PO

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>>74153029

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>>74153106
You made me think of the time some Mexican got bit by one of these fuckers in my back yard.
He poured coke on it and I never heard from him again.

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>>74153106
>>74153376
Would probably help if I posted the right picture

Hey there, folks.

>>74153023
Daddy long legs? I don't mind em, they eat ants and shit. I was leaving the ones I found inside the house alone for a while but it got to the point where every goddamn room had at least one in it and I had to start getting rid of em.

>>74153397
Now those, those can go to hell.

>>74153376
Is that a Black Widow? We have those too, along with the Brown Recluse spider. Those are the only two ones dangerous to humans in Virginia as far as I know.
>tfw living in my parents basement in middle school and having to wash five fuckhuge spiders down the drain in my shower every morning

>>74153502
WHICH WAS YEARS AND YEARS AGO BY THE WAY
(fucking mods banned me once for being underaged because of an ambiguously phrased post like this)

>>74153492
Good evening bud

>>74153502
>Is that a Black Widow?
Definitely is. I haven't seen too many of em. One'll show up here and there from time to time, usually outside or in the garage. They don't look for an excuse to bite you so you can just go grab some bug spray and use that.

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>>74153502
Sure is, y'all get a lot of them up there?
We got a whole bunch, but I haven't really encountered that many outside of the Black Widows, Brown and Texas Recluse.

The Black Widows tend to hide in dark spots (like under stairs) so I always tell people to be careful in those spots, they die if you just spray some Raid on them, so it's that's great at least.

>>74153728
>so it's that's great
Good night.

>>74153728
Brown Recluse bites are something else

>>74153834
Doesn't that eat up the entire area and shit? nasty

>>74153834
Brown Recluse bites are fucked up, you could fill up an entire gore thread on /b/ just with them.
>all those calves with fist sized chunks of flesh missing and ankles melted down to the bone on Google Images
noooope.

>>74153728
>>74153774
night man

>>74153834
You been bitten by one? I don't think I've ever been bitten by anything venomous like that. Worst I had was some random bite on my arm that wouldn't go away. Got infected and itched like a motherfucker so I had to get antibiotics for it.

>>74153876
The venom itself is necrotic but the real issue is the bacteria that gets in when it bites you. It can abscess and shit and sometimes they have to cut it out

>>74153909
Yeah but it didn't get as bad as this >>74153902

>Dixiestralia

>>74154053
I think both of them range across temperate North America

>>74154069
Yup. IIRC there's technically a few different species of black widow and brown recluse, but they do pretty much the same shit.

>>74151194
Hauntingly good.

>trying to stop smoking during the most stressful month of my life to this point
yeah I give up, think that's going to have to wait until this summer

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What do the Bongs call real bacon?

>>74154224
think you might be confusing them and Canadians, never seen bacon as we know it in the states referred to as anything but bacon here

>>74154274
I thought they called ham bacon

>>74154284
yeah that's the leafs. The confusing thing they do here is call cookies biscuits, but also have no word for our biscuits, meaning both are referred to with the same word.

>>74154357
>meaning both are referred to with the same word.
They need to be stopped

>>74154357
Isn't the correct English term for 'biscuit', anything without chocolate, and everything else is a 'cookie'?

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>>74154374
>no biscuits in England
>no grits in England
>only fast food fried chicken
>no collared greens
kill me

>>74154467
At my corner store everything remotely cookie-like with or without chocolate is called a biscuit, but I don't know, they're sometimes inconsistent with this stuff.

>>74154544
>>no biscuits in England
>>no grits in England
>>only fast food fried chicken
>>no collared greens

You don't even have fried okra or cole slaw? Would literally neck myself without okra.

>>74154544
Life sucks if you never got to steal food from Injuns and slaves lmao

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>>74154567
they have fried okra in the form of the Indian version, which is good but not really the same. 'slaw is rare but I've gotten it as a side dish with burgers at pubs before.

>>74154573
truly

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>live in college town
>transplants from all over, especially yanks, arabs, and all kinds of gooks, not to mention the liberal faggots running around spreading their cancer trying to destroy our society, culture, and above all else, our good Christian values

ENOUGH

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>>74154696

>>74154696
>ywn live to see a reformation that leads to a purely Southern academia within the South
>ywn see states restrict out of state applications and focus on educating our people
>ywn see these havens of outside influence within our states get reabsorbed into proper Southern society

>>74145415
not gonna lie that looks fantastic. fucking starving right now

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Why are Southerners so much more American than Yankees

can I hang out with you guys? I accept that California is shit tier and I'm a Christian

>>74154878
All comfy posters are welcome

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>>74154696

>>74154871
Because we still remember this nations roots, unlike these fucking horde who want nothing more than to defile it in the name of "progression".

Nothing but a bunch of spoiled brats who spit in the face of their elders who built the nation which gives them the right to talk shit about this land.

Should all be round up and hung, noose after noose after fucking noose.

>>74154944
Nuking the cities is always an answer

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>>74154894
I just got off work and I'm browsing netflix so I'm pretty comfy

>>74154977
But is your posting comfy

>get a keg of Icehouse
>tell everyone its Miller Lite
>watch how quick everyone gets fucked up

>>74154871
>more American
Don't really like this characterization of it. I like that we deviate from mainstream American society so much, and I don't really like to think of Southern culture as American, but rather something foreign to mainstream American culture that is included in this union by nature of our states' membership. It'seems like arguing whether Scots or English men are "more British".

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>>74154997
I'd say so

>>74155053
>It'seems
the hell is autocorrect doing?
*it's
Also *Englishmen

>>74155016
>Malt liquor tastes like watery Pilsner

You hang out with dummies.

>>74155059
I think your doggo has autism

>>74151194
Saved desu

>>74155053
In terms of culture I don't really like that characterization either, but the South is far more understanding and respectful of the founding father's vision and Constitutionalism than the North, and America only exists so long as the Constitution does, so I think "more American" is accurate in that sense.

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It reminds me of something, but I don't know what.

10 years ago I would have been considered a liberal politically by most people.

Gonna do a sleep buds, might come back later

>>74155354
same desu, I still have difficulty coming to terms with the fact that I'm a conservative now

>>74155411
sleep tight, don't let the brown recluses bite

>>74155159
Wish I could perform that kind of magic with a pencil.

>>74155858
Literally what did he mean by this?

>>74155858
I'm two completely opposite things, because I'm in charge. Believe me, folks, believe me! They're ripping us off in trade!

>>74156046
He says some stupid shit, but he isn't half as crazy as I was worried he might be before the election.

>>74156249
>tfw you were the only one who could tell he was was a moderate from the start
>both /pol/ and liberals both thought he was Hitler reincarnated
I find his constant putting of his foot in his mouth amusing, I'm not really upset by it. I've gotten what I voted for so far.

>>74156382
I voted third-party. Living in CA, everybody knew what the result was going to be from the start anyway. Obviously didn't want Hillary, Trump felt like too much of a wildcard.

If I had the ability to look into the future and see what he was going to do as President before he actually took office, I wouldn't have hesitated to vote for him, at this point.

hey /dixie/, I really love the show True Detective season 1, probably the best crime drama ever. How true does it depict modern day southerners today? The Cults/unorthodox traditions, the biker gangs, eccentric and somewhat odd people, dilapidated houses, the racial hostilities, derelict settings and the alienation from the rest of the States.

Im really intrigued by this. Its like so different from what we outsiders think of americans (in a good way of course) Walking dead had a feel for this but its just far too mainstream. Are there more to this kind of thing in real life or is it just mostly fictional for now?

>>74156436
If I wasn't registered in a swing-state I would have done the same, helping them get to 10% and therefore federal funding is a lot more important than just giving a token vote to a Democrat or Republican who is going to win or lose anyway.

>>74156809
Yeah, that was the idea. There were websites set up where you could 'trade' votes: if A lives in a swing state and B lives in a state that's strongly blue or red, B votes for the third-party candidate A prefers and A votes for the red or blue candidate B prefers. I don't think they ended up making that much of an impact though.

>>74156787
I haven't watched that show, but it'seems not really as much hostility towards other states as it is a really strong preference for our own and a feeling that we're constantly under attack from mainstream US culture. We also value our states a lot more than other Americans do, they tend to view them as administrative divisions of the federal government and we tend to view them more as members of a union, more like an EU member state than a province of one nation. So yes, alienation is the right word I reckon.

>>74156787
In certain parts, yes. The first season of True Detective was actually based off true events involving a rural Louisiana church involved in child molestation, rape, pornography, and murder. The church still stands to this day marked in shame.

However, mind you, Louisiana is one of the most distinct parts of the South and is in a World of it's own cultural and historically speaking. It's like Texas.

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>>74155059

My zoo has one of these guys hidden in the avery. Why he is there I do not know.

Unimportant, but interesting.

>>74157008
Oh, I didn't know he was talking about Louisiana. Definitely its own thing within the South, could be an independent country if it wanted to be.

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>>74157197
>Louisiana
>could be an independent country if it wanted to be.

No, it couldn't.

>>74156996
I agree, the affectionate feelings for your own state truly makes you guys stand out from the rest, definitely a plus in my book
>>74157008
Indeed Louisiana and Texas are my favorite states by far. They have their own identity and something about them have a peculiar statehood that defines them having their own social ideas, customs and even way of life that outside world will never get to see through mainstream media

>>74157197
Don't you mean Texas?

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Are mulattoes welcome here?
If you guys also count Texas as Southern and not its own thing, my favorite Southern states are Texas, Georgia and North Carolina. If not, replace Texas with Kentucky.

>>74157319

>Are mulattoes welcome here?

No, they are not people, nigger.

>>74157216
sure it could.

>>74157300
both could be. It's a distinction few states have, but Louisiana, although smaller than Texas it's a lot different from the rest of the country culturally.

>>74157319
everybody besides Yank baiters are welcome here.

>>74157406
I guess any place with a port city and a common culture could easily become its own thing

>>74157436
Louisiana also has the whole Francophone bilingual thing going on. It's fallen out of usage to the point where its basically a meme nowadays, but it could be revived if they put enough effort into it. For a long time it was banned in schools and such but thankfully that's over with.

>>74157436
... Cuz that's what's different about LA.

LA has as many tropical diseases as shit tier countries.

>>74157542
If Haiti is allowed to exist, then Louisiana could probably exist as well... if it is allowed to become independent.

>>74156900
That's pretty strange, but it makes sense with our current electoral system. I just want the two-party system broken up, and I don't really have much thought or concern on whether its the Libertarians, the Greens, the Constitution Party, or whatever that manages to do it.

>>74157736
Yeah, people across the entire political spectrum in this country agree that the two-party thing is a piece of shit.

I want a plantation.

>>74157593
I've given thought to whether the U. S. should colonize Haiti out of pity. At this point they would be much better off as a dependent territory of a larger and wealthier nation.

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FUUUCK I WISH I WAS SOUTHERN AND DIDN'T LIVE IN THIS COLD HEROINE INFESTED JOBLESS SHITHOLE

>>74158148
Anybody who denies wanting to be a pre-war aristocrat is virtue signalling.

>>74158203
me in a nutshell

>>74158203
well it's not like a rust belter would have any trouble integrating here.

>>74158187
If that happened they'd just end up claiming they're oppressed somehow anyway.

>>74158416
but Montana is nice

>>74159122
age of consent her is 16
and people wonder why i like arkansas so much

>>74159199
What's wrong with that?

>>74159324
absolutely nothing fampai ;^)

>>74159736
I gotchu :^)

taxation is theft

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>>74161407
I wonder who can be behind this post

it sho is hot

lawd yes

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so are we friends with China now?

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Tennessean here, why is everyone obsessed with Jack Daniel's?

Get on that Dickel's train son

>>74164248
Hehe Dick el.

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>>74164248
>Finest Quality Sippin'

>>74164842
Don't bother if you aren't capable of taking high-quality sips.

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Hello y'all.
Bosphorus is butifel today

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Comfy bump

/dixie/ dying?
Not on my watch

>>74165752
>>74169781
Which side do you live on?

>>74171753
Family house is on europe, my school is at anatolia (((kill me)))

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>it's Friday

the jews took alex jones' kids away

>>74172412
FORTY
THOUSAND
DOLLARS

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>>74172412
that's sad as fuck. Jones seems like such a warm guy, it's abhorrent that being eccentric is grounds for something like that.

>>74172412
That's fucked

>>74165752
Good morning Turkbro

hello

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>>74172693

>>74172744
What exactly are you trying to convey with that image?

>>74172773
idk

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>>74172802

>you can have your children taken away for thought crimes
the judicial system needs to be flushed out

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Feelin real down

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>>74172954

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>>74172954
Good post

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>>74172643
Good morning my little redneck prince

>>74172954
I never got how this is different from Wiener Schnitzel.

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What're ya'll having for breakfast?

>>74173047
cheer up la'

>>74173136
The batter is different

>>74172412
Sad to hear more children are going to pay the price of their parents stupidity

>>74173162
baguette with butter and toast on top, toasted

>>74173162
I had hashbrowns and eggs

>>74173077
Are you feeling any better?

>>74173413
Still sniffing and super tired. Had to move to my aunts house cause she will be away for a week and i need to look sfter the plants.
It took me 4 hours to get here, more then the time it took to fly to izmir.
I hate this cunt sometimes.
But thank you very much pal how you doin :^)

>>74173162
A pretty big cheese börek and 5-6 glasses of tea to wash it down

I hate gubernatorial elections.
>dude lets make non-federal elections about Trump for some reason lmao
>dude Rosie O'Donnell telling us who to vote for lieutentant governor lol
>dude every candidate that doesn't want to publically take a dump on Robert E. Lee's grave is a racist lmfao
>dude the leading Republican candidate for the nomination is from fucking New Jersey roflmao

>>74173599
>Börek is a family of baked filled pastries made of a thin flaky dough
Sounds tasty

I'm doing well though, trying to study before finals

>>74173709
>living next to DC
lmoa

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Morning /dixie/

>Northam conceded that he voted for George W. Bush in both the 2000 and 2004 U.S. Presidential elections, and said it was because at the time, he "didn't pay much attention to politics" and was not yet aware that he shared the same values as the Democratic Party.
And this dumbfuck is the favorite to win the Democratic nomination, haha kill me

>>74173162
Sandwich with pimento cheese, egg, tomato, and spinach.

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>>74173917

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>>74174082
>Assault weapons
this meme needs to stop

>>74173917
Could be worse, one of our """senators""" used to polish shoes in the streets for a living.

He was then promoted to erdoğans personal shoe shiner :^)

>>74174082
>victims of gun violence
>almost none of which were shot with """assault weapons"""
Feel like some of these people should fuck off tbqh

>>74174082
Notice theres no victim of illegal alien crime.

BAKA
M
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>>74174455
Page I mean.

Just had my first ever frozen pizza y'all.
Tasted like a soggy hard cardboard

>>74175659
they're very hit or miss, if you get a good brand it can be a good last-minute meal in a pinch if you add some seasoning to it. Generally they will always be soggy hard cardboard though.

>>74175659
They usually are

Red Baron can be ok if you can find it

Not only is selling booze between 10pm to 8am banned in turey(in shops, overpriced bars are okay) , the parlimant just passed a bill banning the consumption of alchol in open spaces at antalya, whose population consume alchol like water.

Fuck this gay cunt, porn is banned, alchol is banned, fapping is banned, talking against the prime minister is mostly banned,4chan is banned, any mainstream website (like google and youtube and shit) can and has been banned because erDOGan throw a hissy fit. Cant even kms, thats also banned.

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>>74176024
Get fucked lmao

>>74176024
Legal public drinking is extremely rare in the US too, and unheard of in the South besides certain parts of New Orleans.
>4chan is banned
wut

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>>74176079
Marry me i want to live in /dixie/land

>>74176110
4chan is banned, all turks here change their DNS to get in.

>>74176199
Come be my bf Mehmet

>>74176024
>Not only is selling booze between 10pm to 8am banned in turey
You think those alcohol laws are bad? Check this out.

>Alcohol law § 3-7 regulates when you can sell alcohol, anything below 4,7% (those you CAN sell in the shops) can occur between 08:00AM-06:00PM, or 3PM on Sundays/Holidays.
>4,7%> alcohol can only be sold in the Government monopoly, open 8AM-6PM
>Alcohol law § 8-9 says that you are not to serve or consume alcohol in public (country wide)
Not to mention the insane taxes and low selections they got here.

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>>74176199
At least you don't need to buy 4chan passes to post like the Chinese do.

>>74176786
Are there any real chinks that post? The only one I've talked to was an American visiting family

>>74176766
we got low selection here too, in smaller cities there is usually like 2 beer brands and 2 vodka brands and a single rakı brand and thats it.

But thats pretty shitty as well senpai.

>>74176887
ı dont think so, its probably just english teachers and the like.
How could a chinese native even learn about 4chan if you need a pass to get in to start with

>>74176887
there's one or two Chinese flags that show up very rarely. 4chan isn't banned by the Chinese government, but Google is, meaning they can't do captchas and therefore can't post. But yeah I'm pretty sure they're all foreigners.

I am a southern state

>>74176956
Foreigners posting about it on Sina Weibo while they're in country

>>74176975
Yeah, that's what he said

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>>74176956
Can't say I'm jealous of either of the places.

>>74177048
have you ever been on 2ch?
Hard mode:Any other non-english image posting board that isnt 2ch

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>>74177109
>Hard mode:Any other non-english image posting board that isnt 2ch
Monolingual and proud

>>74145785
All anglo generals have a right to exist

>>74145415
Is the whole idea of the southern gentleman and the south being a settled and old land still around?
I mean i know virginia and to an extent north carolina have buildings/ settlment which is actually somewhat old so there is a grain of truth

>>74177201
learn superior français you dirty anglophone

>>74177286
I'm going to try to this summer

>>74177109
some of the German boards on KC but that was 3autistic5me

>>74177319
best of luck :^)

ı was trying to learn russian earlier this year but fuck it.Too different family. I have a difficult time going back and forth between latin and altaic already.Probably gonna try and learn french during summer.

>>74177329
>german boards
i would guess it would be funny to observe with all the german autism

>>74177319
French is a good language to learn, and it's pretty easy to pick up, too. You could probably be at least conversational in it by the end of the summer desu.

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>>74177417
>it's pretty easy to pick up, too. You could probably be at least conversational in it by the end of the summer
I don't believe you.

God, listen up you homicidial bastard. If you give me a wife like link rel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViF-uz9JOZI) i will worship you, i will even convert to catholicism if i have to just hand me the wife already.

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>>74177476
French and superior english are pretty similar. Anglos shouldn't have a problem learning it at all as long as they keep at it daily.
>>74177396
>tfw learning chinese (don't ask)
I've been at it for four months and I'm still at toddler-level vocab. Whoever came up with this writing system wasn't right in the head.
>我是中文学生。给我一杯茶吧。

>>74177703
go to china.
One of my friends who studies chinese goes there regularly, her language skills jumped massively after she started going there.

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>>74177207
>the Southern gentleman
Seriously damaged, but alive. The modern South is a three-way battle between Yankee cultural encroachment, traditionalism, and "redneck" culture.

>a settled and old land
Not wholly sure what you mean by this, but we're still very proud and aware of our history.

>>74178154
Are rednecks a big thing?

Do people actually sound how they are portrayed?

Do plantations still exist?

Is there still a sense of "the south"?

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>>74178508
Yes.
Mostly, but cucks in urban areas tend to adopt Northern accents.
No.
Definitely, there's a reason why we're able to keep this general alive. Most would stop short of calling it a nationality within a nationality but it basically is.

>>74178954
>tfw no independent South within the Commonwealth of Nations
call the cops, I don't give a fuck

>>74178756
Was the south really impacted by the end of slavery?

Are Negroes a problem in the South as in the north?

Why are there no more plantations? Is it because of the fall in cotton prices or because of taxes?

So people have that really awful twangy accent instead of the more refined one eg.Robert Lee

>>74180317
>Was the south really impacted by the end of slavery?
Agriculture was the South's economy so yes. There wasn't really a period of industrialization so the South has been much poorer than the North and West since the Civil War

>Are Negroes a problem in the South as in the north?
They're just as bad

>Why are there no more plantations? Is it because of the fall in cotton prices or because of taxes?
There are still huge farms if that's what you're asking

>So people have that really awful twangy accent instead of the more refined one eg.Robert Lee
Usually

>>74180317
the more aristocratic Southern accents have been in steep decline for a while, so yes most people have the twang instead.

>>74180466

Not so much huge farms as sort of farms based around a manor house

>>74181344

i sort of liked the more aristocratic one but cannot stand the lower class one

>>74181440
Keep in mind though that Southern accents are very diverse and vary a lot based on state lines. But generally what has led to the lower class ones becoming more prominent is the Southern middle class adopting """standard American""" speech instead of the posher Southern equivalent. So our equivalent of London chavspeak represents us almost all the time, which isn't too fair.

>>74181440
There are a lot of regional variations so it depends on where they're from. There are some places where they still sound like the aristocrats but they're few and far between

The plantations like you describe them died because they became unprofitable

>>74181865
>>74182655

Thats a shame, that was one of the only 3 good American accents, well if that accent is just one accent

>>74182895
What do you reckon the other two are?

>>74183042
Movie Texas

What the FUCK is the texas dude at 1.12 saying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-3WAhbulFs

>>74183573
Any man who can't handle a guitar or a fiddle ain't fit to carry a musket.

>>74183713
''aymen keys toy'r'us since the middle mushroom''
this is legit all i can understand.
I had to listen to it like 5 times to hear the word you wrote down

Is it weird to say "y'all" in northern states. Asking because I'm an international student from India studying in Washington but my kinesiology instructor is from Virginia so she keeps saying "y'all"
wondering if it'd be weird if i said y'all

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>>74183798
kek

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>>74183798
Fucking hell lad

>>74183860
Why would you say it if you're Indian

>>74183860
Yes, people will find it weird unless you're Southern and have the accent and everything. But you should do it anyway :^)

>>74183860
do it faggot :^)

>>74184153
>>74184191

>Why would you say it if you're Indian
Idk, it would be kinda cool right. Vocaroo related, does it sound weird lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cfl3XkUorK

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>>74184354
you're doing just fine, my man

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>>74184354

>>74184354
you sound like a paki living in england trying to do an american accent.
Its adorable i love it

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>>74184354
perfect

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>>74184354

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>>74184354
Perfect.

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>>74184354
welcome to america my friend

>>74183042
Old news reporter/film one, but cannot place it to a location, mustve been the general one of the time

then old east coast, like lovecraft's, i suppose the so-called reviewbrah has a similar one

>>74184796
That's the mid-Atlantic one that they taught to news casters and actors to make them appeal to Brits. It's not a real accent

>>74184842
well it was okay

whats lovecraft/ reviewbrah etc's one called?

>>74184671
Thanks, will now go out out to buy Mossy Oak apparel and my pickup + shitty beer

>>74184842
FDR's was real. It used to be an old money thing on the east coast.

>>74184929
It was taught in prep schools iirc

>>74184921
That's New England, JFK's probably the best example of it.

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>JFK

>>74185059
Yeah, like that, thats a nice one, is it in Virginia?

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>>74185541
Top northeast of the US. Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire. Home of the eternal Y*nkee.

>>74185692
so... whats in virginia?

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>>74186010
The feds.

>>74152249
I saw this picture in an art gallery a few years ago

>>74186010
tobacco, first British colony in America, first elected legislative body in the western hemisphere, the Pentagon, former capital of the CSA, and Chris-chan.

So when we become an independent country, what form of government will we have? An updated and revised version of the Confederate government will probably be ideal.

>>74157319
Howdy. What do you like about NC?

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>>74186434
Yeah i know but what accent?
Any actual comfy towns as opposed to the car parks , concrete jungles and wild west towns?

pic related. comfy

>>74187049
Constitutional Parliamentary Monarchy with an hereditary upper house of southern gentlemen and ministries instead of bureaus/ alphabet agencies

Got to win this time though

>>74187049
Large portions of the US Constitution but with term limits and strict limits on federal power. Only land owning males can vote

We can iron out the details in Parliament

>>74187049
I like both of these ideas >>74187446, >>74187898

hard to choose

North Carolina is easily best southern state

I don't care what anyone says, Alex Jones is a hero

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>>74189677
you'll find no disagreement here
time to order some Super Male Vitality to help pay his alimony

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>>74189780

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Have you ever felt threaded on, /dicks/?

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>>74190418
all the time, brother

>>74188151
Decentralized federal constitutional monarchy?

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>>74190483
>monarchy

>>74190483
>m*narchists
Disgusting

The SCV over in Cumberland County raised a big Confederate flag near a highway. NAACP is pissed but no one can do anything about it since it's on private property.

>>74190922
God bless

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>>74190474
Crashing this Federation


With no survivors

>>74190656
>republic

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>>74190922
We have this greeting people exiting Northern Virginia southward next to the highway. Also on private property :^)

>>74190483
mite b cool
similar to what agrarian societies had in Eastern Europe before Russia fucked the whole thing

>>74190922
Neighbor keeps a big Confederate flag in his garage. Keeps his garage open constantly when he's home. Always give him a thumbs up as I drive to work.

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>>74191103
>his national anthem is about THE FUCKING QUEEN RULING OVER HIM

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

>>74191209
similar to what russia had before the commies fucked the whole thing.


As if it wasnt fucked up by the last tsar to begin with

>>74191284
Queen rules over us and protects us, not some random asshole politician

Constitutional monarchy and republicanism are both tried and proven solid methods of running a country, it just depends on what the country in question feels like it needs.

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>>74191359
what does she protect you from son? Your own tax money?

Papaturk is sad for you, truly the devilish m*narchists propaganda has gotten a hold on you. But its not too late, take the red pill, kill the queen. Burn their bourguoise mansions and build there instead schools and farms for all to enjoy

The N'Orleans statue question has hit Alabama

trib.al/o1v8eq2

Apparently they're pushing a bill in the state legislature to protect monuments and dems are getting butthurt about it.

>>74191333
>you'll never live in a world where Russia reformed and became a traditionalist nation with Western standards of living
Why live

>>74191478
I feel like having someone with an absolute veto against the legislature could be a good thing, but I'm worried that it would be too unreliable from ruler to ruler