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messi is iranian edition
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https://youtu.be/7vlsp7DDLes
Oh dear
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kiira
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McDonalds is starting to deliver to home apparently.
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>>74139993
>>74139993

My pronouns are tey, thir and thot

Just so you know for future reference. Please make note.
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lots?
or knots?
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>"I'm sorry but Argentina is white. Just look at lionel messi, he is white"

oh yes i see
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>he wants serious debate in /brit/
you're part of the problem, rorkesheed
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'sheed etc is very hateful.
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>>74140029
and you call us fat?
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>>74140017
free pizzas for tim, redistribute the calzone
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Burgers and beer
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>>74140055
I am fat.
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>>74140000
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>>74140063
>Porter

hat
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Not a fan of the 'being white is the be all and end all meme'

I don't see librarians as white but preferred them to slavs easily
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>>74140010
so you think that those anjem choudhary protests are like the 'muslim communty's response' to current events?

I'd disagree, I'd say anjem's cabal and networks are actually pretty marginal (though extreme) in muslim communities. I've seen videos of them lambasting more day-to-day muslims for being lax.
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>>74140032
How about I make a filter instead?
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OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE

WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM#t=19s
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>>74140130
Enjoy your deprived Yous
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We need to accept that the Slavic races just are not equipped for democracy, owing to their demonstrably oriental craniometric profiles.
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>>74140075
what the fuck is wrong with that bun

>>74140076
well it's beautiful either way. no homo
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>>74140122
librarians?
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>>74139977
Argies are White
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>>74140122
Fucking book sorting wog twats, they should go back where they came from.
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>>74139977
obsessed
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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>>74140172
>>74140184
Iberians
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>>74139977
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love ciggies

if I gert reincarnated I want to come back as a ciggy and I promise I won't give anyone lung cancer
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Struggling to eat this fourth burrito lads.
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>>74140197
Islam should be an extinct religion.
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I think when you get down into the core of what the difference is between the radical centrist and the rorkesheed complex.

its that the radical centrist, has no loyalty to a particular narrative, he doesn't seek for facts that support his argument, rather he seeks to form an argument post-priori from facts.

rorkesheeds by contrast cherry pic, rorke closes his left eye, and rasheed closes his right. the radical centrist opens his third.
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>>74140191
hmm you are aren't you
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>>74140075
post belly
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>>74140037
iranians are white
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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>Islam can become a 21st century religion
funny joke haha
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>>74140197
I don't like the /pol/tards any more than you but you're pathetic just give it a rest
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>>74140245
Nah, I am dressed in a shirt from work and can't be bothered to take it off to post a pic for some bender on /brit/.
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>>74140260
t. Mohammed Islam Al-Kebab
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>>74140126
Can you point me to some examples of those extremists being confronted or challenged by moderate muslims? Maybe examples of muslims commenting on the industrial scale gang rape of English girls all over the country by muslim men?

I can't think of anything comparable to that being done by non-muslims, but I'm sure non-muslims would voice their condemnation at every opportunity if there was.
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly
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>>74140233
aka fence sitter
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>>74140233
beautiful
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>>74140215
*posts this on HumansoftheSesh*
aha love it mate, have a dark fruits on me pal
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based corbyn will save the nhs
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly
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Not been on /brit/ today lads, have I missed anything good?
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Based Theresa will sell the NHS to the bankers.
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>>74140328
no
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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>>74140274
not gay, just like bellies
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Holy fuck, in Germany you're tracked into either vocational prole school, intermediate school, and college-prep school in fourth grade. I would have been tracked into prole school that early.
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>>74140328
>have I missed anything good?
>on /brit/
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Aaaah yes, moderate muslims
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>>74140328
rorkes being rorkes, 'sheeds being 'sheeds
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8M2tg2RkIQ

literally everyone is tired of it
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/ Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly
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>>74140260
>if we support them correctly
Like making them mayor of London?
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>>74140354
It was good last night when all the mongs went to bed.
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why not take the nuclear weapons wages and spend them on the nhs?
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people Deano won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate lads. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Deanos can become a 21st century tribe if we support them correctly.
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>>74140350
no such thing as a moderate muslim

they are all ticking timebombs waiting to be activated
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I wonder how easy it would be to destroy North Korea, they literally only have old soviet shit
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>>74140233
One of the best posts I've ever read, sums it up to a tee
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>>74140284
https://muslimscondemn.com/

the thing is that muslims apologising for shit is two fold. most muslims don't feel that they should have to apologise or especially condone for things that they're only relation to is that the person happens to be of the same faith/ethnicity - whether you agree or not with that is a different kettle of fish.

other thing is that official muslim bodies often apologise profusely and make public statements about when shit happens, but no one pays attentino to them for two reasons, they don't actually hold that much authority over anything because islam is pretty decentralised in the UK and who cares enough for 'muslim group condemn attack' to make national news.
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people Tarquinn won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate rich people. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. The wealthy can become a 21st century class if we support them correctly.
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>Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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>Pew surveyed 584m muslims

hmmmm
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glad to see some of the other lads here finally standing up to the racist idiots and their made up /pol/ shite and fake regurgitated infographics

rorkes are a menace that need to be culled
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>>74140233
>rorkesheeds by contrast cherry pic, rorke closes his left eye, and rasheed closes his right. the radical centrist opens his third.
giggling
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>>74140414
Nuke Kim, and it all falls apart. Million Korean fugees on China's doorstep and the US encroaching on the border
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the fucking state of lefties
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>>74140448
Where is Kim tho?
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>>74140380
try a clip from a season that doesn't suck dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vicXvTB8b8
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>>74140063
Those look good.
Why am I in /brit/?
Those OPs are bigger clickbait than tabloids.
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>New NUS president is an ex drug-dealer who never went to uni

Oh I am laffin
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people Rorke won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate racists. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. The racists can become a 21st century tribe if we support them correctly.
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>Surface temperatures may reach a high of about 20 °C (293 K; 68 °F) at noon, at the equator

Mars doesn't seem that bad desu
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>>74140481
round mine
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>>74140244
obesessed
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>>74140499
>Mars is warmer than my house
Fucks sake.
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>>74140495
Is it a non-white
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'sheed
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>>74140499
>called the red planet
>clearly brown
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BBC comment sections are based desu, looney lefties get btfo
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Fuck I caught a pink eye and I have a romantic date tomrrow. Hope the girl won't be scared.
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people Jocks won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Scottish people. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. The Scottish can become a 21st century nation if we support them correctly.
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>>74140500
Bit of a sensitive lad, our kim, does love his films though, what you watching?
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>>74140495
They're in higher education but not at a university, what's wrong with that? It's the national union of students, not the national union of university students
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>>74140533
>NUS
ahah no its a white male mate
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>BBC comment sections are based desu, looney lefties get btfo
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>>74140486
what the fuck does this mean
truly bizarre response
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>>74140499
Mad that we actually have a rover on Mars
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>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*
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>>74140448
>US encroaching on the border
for five minutes

no north korea
no need for american boots on korean soil.
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>>74140578
How High
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>>74140597
'sheed
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people Poortherners won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in the North and across the British Isles are moderate northern people. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. The Northerners can become a 21st century region if we support them correctly.
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>BBC comment sections are based desu, looney lefties get btfo
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higgins better not let me down or so help me
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What did that lad end up saying to Cliódhna?
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>>74140593
honestly thought that was alex jones with sunglasses in the camera
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>>74140592
it means try to post a video from a season that doesn't suck dick
is english your second language?
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>>74140572
punch her in the face so she gets a red eye kek
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people nonce won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate nonces.There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Nonces can become a 21st century group if we support them correctly.
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*saunters into /brit/*
*im grotty and greasy and covered in oil stains*
*winks at you*
Arite? I'm Diesel Dave.
*cheeky grin*
I'll be seein you later.
*saunters away*
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>>74140653
t. nonce
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>>74140597
Paki
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>>74139977
Ever been drunk at Tried it today
Some students were graduating and gave me beers and moonshine
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>>74140168
>what the fuck is wrong with that bun
meant for>>74140063
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>>74140653
nonce
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>haha le same copy pasta with a minor alteration to cover a different segment of the /brit/-population

*changes channel*
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>>74140628
DudeWeedLMAO
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>haha le same copy pasta with a minor alteration to cover a different segment of the /brit/-population

*does a poo*
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>all these seriously it's fucking ridiculous... Edits
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>>74140665
**school
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craving a cold beer lads
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>>74139770
Someone do her actual face please
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awwww'ight that's enough of you lot for one fread
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>>74140498
The problem with racists is that they just want free stuff for having physical features of a certain color. Gibmedats without putting in the work. Not gonna work lad. Only betas are racists. A normal alpha with a cool life and achievments won't give a shit about what 'race' other people are. There's this meme of racists somehow looking like a Hitler's youth athletic kid but those guys are the most charming normie tolerant people. IRL racists look more like sam hyde.
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more job searching tomorrow
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>>74140741
crease at how provincial southerners put on fake cockney accents and at how londoners under the age of 25 all have fake black people accents
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HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
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>>74140649
but it's completely irrelevant
if anything the fact it was from an episode aired 3 weeks ago tells you how fed they are about feminism and lefty retards than a clip from 1995 could

be honest mate, are you retarded?
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watching right wing youtubers
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people bender won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate homosexuals. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. The homosexuals can become a 21st century social group if we support them correctly.
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>£3000 for a hug
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Want an answer about that Cliódhna lad. Bloody answer me lads.

>5'8"
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>>74140423
I was one of the many Brits who marched and protested against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. When talking to an Iraqi man, I made it clear that I didn't support those wars. I'm part of the demographic represented in those invasions, so I felt obliged to speak out against them as loudly as possible. Sometimes silence is complicity.

When the Charlie Hebdo shootings happened, there was a muslim march soon afterward, in London. They were protesting against the cartoon that provoked the shooting.
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*primly prances into /brit/*
*im immaculate and well presented and smell like a rose garden*
Hello. I am Petrol Peter.
*winks at you quite couthly*
I'll also be seeing you again soon.
*prances away*
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>>74140829
fucking bent twat
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people >haha le same copy pasta with a minor alteration to cover a different segment of the /brit/-population

*does a poo* won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate >haha le same copy pasta with a minor alteration to cover a different segment of the /brit/-population

*does a poo* posters. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. >haha le same copy pasta with a minor alteration to cover a different segment of the /brit/-population

*does a poo* can become a 21st century poster if we support them correctly.
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>>74140589
>>74140633
nice samefag
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>>74140799
>be honest mate, are you retarded?
no
but being a fan of simpsons in 2017, i feel inclined to ask you the same thing
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>>74140660
*leans over to my mate*
I have a feeling me and 'Diesel Dave' are going to get along juuuuuust fine
*takes a swig of my beer*
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i'm 5'9
bf is 5'6 and baling
don't care
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*walks normally into /brit/*
Hi. I'm Terry.
*walks away*
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/. Calling people cucks won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate cucks. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Degeneracy can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly
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>>74140875
gay
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Shan't even be googling what Cliódhna means let alone reply
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>>74140741
really REALLY enjoy this gimmick
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>>74140875
lol pair of hobbits bumming each other
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balding*
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I'm not a racism I'm a realist
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>>74140895
nice inspect element
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>>74140815
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>>74140831
*cathches up to you and pulls you to the ground*
Fucking ponce
*beats you to the brink of death*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY
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>>74140433
>what is sampling

spastic
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can brits pronounce 'th' properly?
"Something in a thirty-hectare thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUIQzJq04w
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>>74140951
why don't you ever just post the actual fucking song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A
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*inspects element*
Ahh yess i... i see now... this orange thing is........ fire
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Which one are you?
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Maisie
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Got a few bets on the old 'ootball tonight lads
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>>74140982
i like american dad
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I am 5'4", ask me anything.
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>>74140951
post some headphone wojaks/pepes
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>>74141007
brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp
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>£2000/month
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im not gay my bf is
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If you're reading this you're a unabummer
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>>74141005
i pick and choose a healthy balance to maintain my radical centrist perspective
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>>74141005
The left one is all me. I even have a journal.
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lot of benders in the thread today
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Quick question lads, if i vote, is it possible il be called up for jury duty?
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>>74141032
>>74141058
fucking bent paki cunts
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>>74141007
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>>74141074
yes
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>>74141058
all me
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want to fuck ariana grande
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Did a shit before and wiped my bum and there was shit on the tissue
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>>74141092
Fuck that then
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Reminder that librarians are NOT white.
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Might become gay out of desperation.
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>>74141080
fuck me i've been mugged off there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpUCTrwCBJw

tune
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>>74141005
Flip between both on a weekly basis
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>in Chester, a person is permitted to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow, as long as he is inside the city walls after midnight
shrieking
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>>74140829
You pay and elect for governments that go to war

What does a muslim in London have to do with the Charlie Hebdo attack?

Did the CofE apologise for when christians in Central African Republic went around slaughtered muzzies? no of course not

>muslims protesting the cartoon itself
probably agent provocateur anjem and co. My point is this:

Many muslims have pretty backwards ideas about the world, but most muslims are also just day to day people. Muslims representative groups with recognition try to make statements against things that tarnish their name but they often go unnoticed. In terms of what the muslim community actually feel about these events, its a big hard to gauge, but I don't think it is necessarily tacit support or even apathy. In fact from what I gather muslim communities are incredibly heterogenous in terms of what they think and believe and so expecting a universal response to things is asking for a bit mcuh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTX1IvBMhW8
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>>74141115
mental
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/ Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly
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Alri lads, post random (anonymized if you want) excerpts from your journal. I'm curious.
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>>74141154
all me
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i canna vote since im a gypsy
but i'd vote for are jezza
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worst /brit/ thread in weeks, easily
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>>74141172
no
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>>74141154
all me
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>>74141155
These cunts tried to give me a leaflet outside Waterloo station a few weeks ago
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Avoided every Singleone of these bender hexes. Shan't ever fall victim to them, and if I do it means you and me and a dog named weewee travlin and a livin and a dyin and a fryin our braaaaiiinnnsss out here muthafuckaaa
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getting a fat stiffy watching Rome

this lad's about to shag his sister - ooer
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>>74141172
post a bit of your underwear so i can wank to it
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he's here
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>>74141172
Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/ Calling people 'sheed won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate Muslims. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Islam can become a 21st century religion if we support them correctly.
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>>74141155
>probably agent provocateur anjem and co
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/11433776/Quarter-of-British-Muslims-sympathise-with-Charlie-Hebdo-terrorists.html

Maybe not.
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>>74141229
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>waaaah why doesn't a free service offer all the cutting edge medications
They're off their heads. Privatise the bastard thing.
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raking them in this thread
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Seriously it's fucking ridiculous. Get your act together /brit/ Calling people 5ft8 Algerians won't help your cause, it will damage it. The people who can help the situation in Britain and across the world are moderate manlets. There is a war of ideas and they must lead at the forefront. Manlets can become people if we support them correctly
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@74141172
>anonymized
FOY
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What did Wojak do to be constantly bullied by Pepe?
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Which one of you benders sent Tim a pizza?
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>>74141250
hot
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>>74141258
You ARE an idiot my friend.

You seem to be under the impression that the NHS doesn't offer cutting edge treatments lmao
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>>74141273
You that lad that just got 4chan x the other day? Shit hot isn't it?
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>>74140499
seems cosy
too bad about the radiation
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>>74141288
life has winners and losers
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>>74141242
Not even going to argue against this.

Besides the following: Of that 25% who had sympathies, how many actually had the get up and go to protest about it. The answer to this question, I suspect leads back to the Anjem and CO.
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>>74141258
>Privatise the NHS

thought we left this sort of racism in the 60s
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>>74141172
(8:55PM, Jan. 20) - Listening to "Yesterday" by Karmin. Nice song. I listened to the acoustic version prior to this, and watching the video really made me reconsider whether I should quit my job right now.

I woke up very late this morning, at 4:30AM. So my hours were listed as 6-3. I talked to Bobby and Scott about me considering leaving, as someone had told Bobby. Dakoda had said that I rapped pretty good for a white boy.

Later he asked me if I was attracted to black women, I said that I am attracted to healthy women, nice women, and that anybody can be beautiful with exercise and makeup (save they were born with some kind of disfigurement.) Of course, that was strictly speaking of physical beautiful, not inner-beauty which is metaphysical.

He later said, "I think that races should stick with their own people." That spurred a non-aggressive debate, although he said he was getting "pissed" because I made his supposedly insignificant statement into something big by asking a lot of detailed questions. :)

Some of the points I made were that it's as superficial as eye-colour. There is no such thing as "race". I cemented this point with the examples of dark skinned North Indians, and Japanese who are whiter than he is. He said, "Look at their eyes!" To which I would hope he was embarrassed when I pointed out that he now is separating people by eye shape like eye colour. So I asked him if people with big ears are a separate race.

He was able then to change and specify that he thinks cultures should stick together. This was not a good point, because I had earlier asked if Germans and Irish should stick together. He first thought yes because they are white, but now has to change it because they are different cultures.

That's about it, I should go to sleep now. And set an alarm!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY

A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
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>>74141155
>In terms of what the muslim community actually feel about these events, its a big hard to gauge
perhaps this would offer an insight
>>
The vast majority of the population loves the NHS. Only like 7% want it privatised.
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on my 5th pizza of the day and I only woke up an hour ago
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>>74141236
Good job trying to disfigure me. But I'm way cuter than that you piece of shit. Pic related. And my personality is even more beautiful.
>>
>>74141296
Yh dat woz mi

Jokes wasnt really
Fucking timothy byrne lives so close to where i used to live now id definitely contribute to harmless silliness if i hadnt done the groovy movie
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reckon Indian food isn't actually very good
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decided to start keeping a journal
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>>74141288
Wojak is lonely and sad, so he's an easy target

Sometimes he gets his revenge though
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>>74141357
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

this lad looks like he's been lobotomised, got a thousand yard stare
>>
@74141357
nonce
>>
>>74141373
SCREECHING at the very notion of this

It's quite unhealthy, but fucking delicious.
>>
>>74141366
Not sure it's that harmless, Tim doesn't seem to enjoy it much.
>>
The public transport system in London fucking amazes me as someone from the North.

>complex tube system with loads of different lines
>contactless payment, just tap on and off on everything from tubes, trains, buses, ferries
>literally not even ALLOWED to pay by cash
>extremely regular, buses and tubes run all day and night

mad
>>
>>74141357
fucking hell
stop trying to make me wank
>>
>>74141357
are you living in Thailand or just on vacation?
>>
>>74141350
This is an inaccurate infograph and I'll tell you why.

The blue part where they've extrapolated to all cunts is incorrect, because the sample is biased and has some missing countries in it, so drawing up that extrapolation is statistically incorrect.
>>
hi tim!
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>>74141350
Ah yes the rorkes love to trot this out everytime anything to do with Muslims comes up. PEOPLE IN UNDEVELOPED COUNTRIES HAVE EXTREME VIEWS. WOW. only kidding. Notice how British Muslims aren't included. That's kind of key.
>>
>>74141373
Anglo-Indian food is good. Traditional Indian is shit-tier.
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>>74141327
Good lad. Honestly.
Will post mine in a moment.
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i wonder what 4chan would look like if the age limit could be effectively enforced
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>>74141429
>as someone from the North

right, obligatory. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
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>>74141366
So it was you that ordered that pizza for him. You've got intricate knowledge of the area and you have a motive, not looking good for you sunshine.
>>
need to stop taking so much xanax but I'm stressed about exams
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>Ah yes the rorkes love to trot this out everytime anything to do with Muslims comes up. PEOPLE IN UNDEVELOPED COUNTRIES HAVE EXTREME VIEWS. WOW. only kidding. Notice how British Muslims aren't included. That's kind of key.
>>
Going to do a journal post:

>Dear diary, today I woke up and I was a baldy, goblin with poo skin. I stand a titanic 5'8" tall.
>>
>>74141413
I specified harmless silliness as in walking past him coming back from shops and pulling the threatening poleaboo fist pose
>>
>>74141357
fucking hell you could park a bus between those eyes lad
>>
what is wrong with you runts this evening?

utterly shit thread, sort it out you little turds
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>[IMPORTANT]<

someone recommend me a quality pizza, otherwise I'm just going to get one of my two standbys
usually I get either Hawaiian with jalapeño or Sausage with mushroom and onion
>>
>>74141509
cornetto
>>
>>74141155
>What does a muslim in London have to do with the Charlie Hebdo attack?
They live according to rules laid out in the exact same text.

If I was a Christian minority in a non-Christian country, and there was a horrific attack on non-Christians by a group of Christians, in the name of Christianity, I would make damn sure everybody knew that I condemned that attack, and I'd encourage other Christians to do the same. I'd be mortified if my neighbours and host community thought I might sympathise with the attackers.

I certainly wouldn't start making demands for special treatment for Christians in that country, or attacking people for questioning Christianity's place in that country.
>>
>>74141442
Living
>>74141433
Help yourself lad ;)
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the wife taking one of the runts out for a walk
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>>74141530
pepperoni mate, straight down the line
an honest, working man's 'za
>>
>>74141401
yeah alright Patel mate calm down
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>right, obligatory.
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>>74141451
Whoopsie.
>>
>>74141544
what do you do for work?
>>
lads

just got an offer for a call centre job for 35k a year

should i take it or look for something better?
>>
Is Wojak a homosexual?
>>
>>74141544
post a pic of your underwear
>>
>>74141470
What pizza was it?
Wycombe Pizza is actually peng
>>
>>74141554
>pepperoni
fuck off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
>>
i am homosexual ama
>>
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>>74141595
he just can't get a gf
>>
>>74141573
>CNN
Rorke outlet
>>
>>74141544
Feeling kind of disgusted by this comment ngl. Wtf has my life become. Posting shirtless pics on the internet and inviting gay men to wank to it. I like sarcasm and tongue in cheek humour. But this /brit/ experiment went too far. Let me tell you. Change will be implemented.
>>
>>74141603
It was Papa Johns.
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>>74141639
ruh roh
>>
>>74141623
such an autistic video
>>
>>74141664
OH HE'S DONE HIM AGAIN
>>
>>74141574
NGO
>>
>>74141657
Never had papa johns actually ever
Someone once told me they were shit
Might have been brit actually
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i'm in love with the shape of poo
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>>74141545
hot
>>74141595
no he's shy
>>
>>74141699
Noncing Global Operation?
>>
>>74141639
>people actually believe this
>>
>>74141639
Ah yes, the outlet that fanatically supported Hillary Clinton, with her devout muslim assistant Abedin Humedi, and Saudi muslim investors, is anti-muslim.
>>
>>74141720
Noncing Global Orphans*
>>
>>74141699
do they pay well? how has it been so far
I ask because I'm flying to Vietnam on Saturday and will be living there for 6 months to maybe a few years
>>
>>74141640
what's wrong with me wanking to your pics?
>>
>>74141720
shrieking
>>
>>74141538
>They live according to rules laid out in the exact same text.
erroneous because this same text is interpreted in vastly different ways according to vastly different scholarly traditions, like in most religinons
>I was a christian minority
you probably wouldn't. I don't think buddhist minorities apologise for buddhist-chauvinism and violence in places like sri lanka

>start making demands for special treatment
who precisely makes these demands, which muslim lobbying group has specially demanded anything, and has been taken seriously?
>attacking people for questioning Christianity's place
Freedom of belief is a fundamental democratic value lad.
>>
okay higgins off to a good start. up the first frame.
>>
>>74141720
Wtf kind of 'joke' was that are you 12?
>>
the problem with Indian food is that it just doesn't fuck off
the taste stays in your mouth until you brush your teeth and if you eat it enough you'll start to smell like it
all in all, it's a bad cuisine
>>
>>74141766
you'd love that wouldnt you mate
>>
>>74141766
Why? Looking for another victim?
>>
>>74141573
They aren't wrong though. Homosexuality should be a death sentence.
>>
>>74141760
barry will thrash his arse lad.
>>
>>74141766
>asking if he's 12 to see if you're interested
classic nonce tactic
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>>74141752
wank to me pls
>>
>>74141752
Nothing lad. It's just not how I imagined my life to be like at 32 that's all.
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>>74141776
it makes you smell for a while too
I notice after I eat a big curry I'll stink of it for some time after.
>>
>>74141790
>>74141795
absolutely battered him
>>
Oh fuck lads
Dunking my chunks in bathwater blue tomorrow night and havent a thing to mull over for the duration

Tell me true: whats something to have big think about whilst nourishing my nubile skinbits?
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>>74141795
>>
love the smell of my boipucci
>>
>>74141870
>>74141870
>>
>>74141742
Oh yeah they are experiencing quite the economic growth and there's plenty of money from international donors as well. It's simple. In my line of work salaries are double those in france and spain with a lot less taxes and dirt cheap cost of living. Lovely people and gfs and food and nature (plus the abilitity to wear shorts all tear around). Legit feels like I have found a cheatcode to life tbqh.
>>
>>74141831
what did he smeean by this?
>>
>>74141874
gay
>>
>>74141756
>who precisely makes these demands
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1817/europe-muslim-lobby
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>Nearly one in five adults in the US cannot read properly.
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>>74141573
SPONGEBOB C4 PANTS!
SPONGEBOB C4 PANTS!
SPONGEBOB'S C4 EXPLOSIVE PANTS...
DEEE DEEE DEE DEE DUM DUM
>>
>>74141703
it fucking stank as well too

everythings covered in something the shade of beef stew

i made a accident with my botty
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