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/vocaroo/ thread - thankless thursday edition 2017-04-27 05:22:50 Post No. 74139140
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/vocaroo/ thread - thankless thursday edition
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2017-04-27 05:22:50
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post vocaroos. whatever you want, there are no rules.
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread
>Obligatory English
Contents: 12 contact lenses (38% H2O) in buffered saline with methyl ether cellulose.
>Mamma Mia
Contenuto: 12 lenti a contatto (38% H2O) in soluzione salina tamponata con metil etere cellulosa.
>Arabic
Contenu: 12 lentilles de contact (38% H2O) dans une solution saline tamponée avec cellulose, methyl ether. Ces lentilles ne peuvent être vendues à l'unité.
>Taco
Contenido: 12 lentes de contacto (38% H2O) en una solución salina tamponada con éter metílico de celulosa.
>My Ancestral Tongue
Inhalt: 12 Kontaktlisen (38% H2O) in gepufferter Kochsalzlösung mit Methylethercellulose.
>I think this is Dutch?
Inhoud: 12 contactlenzen (38% H2O) in gebufferde zoutoplossing met methyl ether cellulose.
>Shortugeuse
Conteúdo: 12 lentes de contato (38% H2O) numa solução salina tamponada com éter metilcelulose.
i fucking typed out each one of those off of this box of contacts i bought. idgaf about typos.
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>>74139140
>i fucking typed out each one of those off of this box of contacts i bought. idgaf about typos.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p25WVfQ8fa
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>>74139544
on the bright side your english pronunciation is really good. are you actually from Libya?
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I did it in english and portuguese. i hope you guys like it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m8gUqV6MPK
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>>74139277
post your blind stats
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>>74140270
pretty decent, dudu. the only issue i noticed was when you tried to pronounced "th"
then me personally, i pronounce saline with a long A as in way, but i think the way you pronounced it was fine.
>>74140356
well my prescription is -2.75, and from what i googled it said a rough estimate in 20/X equivalent would be 20/200.
when i got my driver's license 4 years ago it was 20/60. i'm beginning to think that spending 16 hours a day staring at a computer screen is doing damage to my eyes, but then again my brother is a lot more normie than I am (also 6 years older) and he has similarly poor eyesight. so maybe it's just poor genetics in my family.
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>>74140586
>mfw 3.75 ;___;
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>>74140586
thanks, babs.
i have no idea how to pronounce the word 'thirty'
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>>74140760
fugg
are you near-sighted, far-sighted, or just shit-sighted all around? me i'm pretty good with things up close, it's just anything over 2 feet away starts getting fuzzy.
>>74140803
>i have no idea how to pronounce the word 'thirty'
pls record
"Something in a thirty-hectare thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUIQzJq04w
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>>74140926
i'm regular blindness. i dont know what that is. the further the more blurry. my sister's like double my prescription
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>>74141043
is she older than you?
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>>74140926
Sorry bro... I can't.
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>>74141143
yes.. funny thing parents dont wear glasses. only dad but thats mainly due to old age wear and tear of the eye
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>taylor swift
sod off with that ugly cunt
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>>74141363
at least she's a natural blonde unlike kiira korpi
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>>74140926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uvRA5dJRNb
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>>74141439
flawless. noice.
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>>74141416
she's not even close to a blonde
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>>74141694
who, tay tay?
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>>74141719
yeah
looks like a mongol alien with no ass
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>>74141785
>looks like a mongol alien with no ass
yeah well you'd know
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>>74141871
I'm none of those
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>>74141892
ah my bad, i thought you were finnish.
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>>74141892
so... what exactly are you implying?
do you have a big butt?
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>>74142050
he has a huge boipucci
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>>74141960
american education etc
>>74142050
I've done my squats
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>>74142157
how do you know?
>>74142166
oh... okay.
can i take a quick look?
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>>74142224
>>74142157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USgQs9L2gjQ
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>>74142265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqD9G7LQAh4
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English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WYhslLN7Iu
Spanish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o5QtD8YjYN
Italiano
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZdROtnjhI
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>>74142334
>>74142265
Yeah, I'm gay.
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>>74142339
N E A R B Y C I T Y
E
A
R
B
Y
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>>74142339
>I'm not sure how to pronounce that
reference:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LTfK1hmmU7
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>>74139140
>English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1knuL73kDjM
>Portuguese:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpKFXbgKVy
>French: (best effort, kek)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n937fHZcXH
>Spanish (Portunhol, really):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04wxU9z8gha
The biggest trouble I had in all of them is predicting the words to come and preparing to say them properly, so I have a couple awkward pauses in each.
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>>74146614
i'd pronounce saline and ether differently, but besides that all good.
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>>74147362
Yeah I know and I would too, but the words catch me by surprise and I default to the Portuguese vowels.
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