What's your country's biggest secret?

>>74138649
We secretly hate kdrama and kpop
American drama is better and EDM is based.

>>74138649
Sweden doesn't actually exist, we're just northern Germans living mostly in and around "Swedish" Pomerania.

we are the first country to officialy recognize aliens since the night of the ovnis

>>74138649
Black people are actually smart, intelligent, good contributors to society.

>>74138783
>Black people are actually smart, intelligent, good contributors to society.
>Black people are actually smart, intelligent
>smart, intelligent
>smart
>intelligent

>>74138649
we are actually the good guys

We have a massive hidden reserve of maple syrup that only a handful of people know the location for.

>>74138649
We're not actually ecological at all. It's just that there's not enough people to shit up the whole country.

>>74138649
MI6 has fallen on hard times

>>74140374
ahahaha

>>74138649
>we are actually the good guys and have zero press coverage for that, all we have is being prohected as baddies

>we are the ones keepin peace in South Asia and India is always the aggressor trying to destroy peace

>>74138649
most of the culture you see that is majorly slick is part of a massive government propaganda program about britain.

no one who isn't the oldest most stuck up faggot ever watches Downton Abbey or documentaries on the Queen or the King's Speech.

Its a crock of propaganda shit, every "classic" bbc series is repeated a milion times until it is so brainwashed into the psyche it is a form of brainwashing.

Faulty Towers,Red Dwarf and Monty Python aren't so funny once you've seen them repeated in their entirety 4 times over 20 years.

>>74140374
kek

there aren't actually aliens in Area 51

It's a secret because I don't know it.

We actually don't speak french but gaulish

Most of our culture is regional because Spain has a lot of nations inside of it (without being a federate state) per example siesta and flamenco is southern, paella is eastern...
And most of the people aren't nationalistic at all because of Franco, it makes you sound right-wing (except for catalans and basques)

>>74140485
football and cricket are both becoming elitist games, not just to get tickets to but to watch on tv.

Many people are forced to pirate streams or get pirated cable just to watch the ashes or the premier league.

pakistanis are spoilt with ptv sports, the bbc used to cover sports like that not in that way since the early 90s when sky started buying all the rights up.

>>74138649
The biggest secret is huj ti v jebalice, a ne tajnu

>>74140963
you know too much and you are right
let me guess, are you a Paki expat? or probably lived here for sometime?

We're secretly planning the downfalll of western civilisation.

she is actually not a real country

We are behind every meme on the internet

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>>74140374
kek

we don't even drink that much

We will suck the dick of the biggest power around as long as they don't threaten our maritime resources or it's territorial integrity.

>>74139522
*were

We have nuclear weapons stored.

>>74144805
Does Portugal actually exist, or is it just a cover so people wouldnt know that brazilians are aliens?

we may actually not be the most powerful race

>>74138649
It doesn't exist

>>74138649
sorry m8, can't tell you.
i would get killed in matter of seconds and then they go after you

>>74144450
Secret, we sad.

>>74138649
We love Lithuanians

We still have nuclear weapons capability

>>74138649
#*&Y$798o&@#

We have nuclear weapons stored.

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yes yes you really like to know wouldn't you goy

>>74145668
and malvinas are secretly argentinas

we started ww2

and we'll start ww3

:^3

>>74140902
tell me more about the regions

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>>74144034
woah...

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>>74145595
I'm sorry you're sad, do get better.