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>country
>what age did you lose your virginity?

Canada
17
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>>74136585
>he lost is virginity
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flag
27
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>>74136585
Born Oakland, California live in Amsterdam
16
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>>74136585
18, unironically to a hooker.:^)
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yes
24
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>>74136695
How the fuck did you felt being a virgin at 26 yo?

>>74136677
The day will come for you too Italybro
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>>74136677
>He is proud of being a virgin
Just admit that you are a failure
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17
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22, to a whore
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>>74136817
Well you deserve it you stupid fucking roach
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>>74136585
20
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15 or 16
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>>74136978
to asses and cows don't count
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Czech

lost it in France because of my uncle. I was 17 and he had some easy women as friends. there was 4 of them. basically I fucked 4 women my first time, with my Chad of an uncle. was weird, I wish I could take it back because that shits fucked I think

or not, I don't really care.
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>>74136585
Flag
16

I'm pretty sure I was the first in my year too.
First boy anyway, I wouldn't have trusted half the girls in my year to honestly describe their sexual experiences.
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>>74137037
yeah, then good thing it was to a girl one year older. and I was never that person to hurry to lose virginity, it happened naturally and still earlier than most peers
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>>74136585

England
17 too some Portuguese nigger

Pic unrelated, I just wanted too post Mugi
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>>74137059
Czechs are weird and based at the same time.
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>
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>>74137059
Kek
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does gay sex count?

if so, 19
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>>74136585
>England
>22 years old and still a virgin
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>>74137059

Why are all Czechs such whore man?
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>>74137129
They're Celts.
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>>74136585
Australia
>Lose virginity
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>>74137118

Did you take or give?
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Mex
16
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>>74136585
Does this guy look like that girl?
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>>74137118
Yes
Faggot

>>74137128
What are you waiting for?
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>>74137192
A girl who will have sex with me.
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22 to a girl i met on int

She was my gf for 1.5 years but just dumped me last friday for being a neet tfw
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>>74136585
24
it was shit
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>>74137202

£150 does wonders mate
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>>74137059
that is fucking ep*c
>>74137205
lol same except two years difference and no dumping
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>>74137260
I don't like the idea of prostitution.
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>>74137205
Hold on anon, its hard
T. A stranger on the internet

>>74137202
Are you ugly/poorly dressed and shy/awkward? If so I have bad news
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Israel
12
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18
Costa Rica
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>>74137282

/Belt/ has tons of chicks in it for some reason
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>>74137304
Did you even get hard?
Damn, that must've been fucked up at that age.
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>>74137344
asking for details
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>>74137283

I don't like the idea of niggers but I still fuck them
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>>74136585
>lose your virginity
>
I missed the train. Short of hiring a whore it's not gonna happen.
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>>74137304

How?

Lucky faggot
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>>74137296
Plain looking, overweight, short, I dress according to occasion, and more a bit quirky. I just suck at romance.

>>74137358
Londoner?
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>>74137359
virginity is superior
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23
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>>74137344

Are you dumb?

12 is well into puberty

And even kids can get hard
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>>74137421
>12 is well into puberty
What?
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>>74137421
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>74136677
The Italian wizard appears

>>74136724
i had imagined such pretty much for Poland

>>74136817
ahahahahahaha

>>74137118
eeeeewwwwww
benis goes into bagina dude not where you poop from, eeeeeeewwwww
did it stink afterwards?


>>74137128
even though you are like literally surrounded by chavs?! what power is this?


>>74136585
if I say what age you're all gonna freak out
and I am married
pretty sweet Paki qt too
and not my fucking cousin you racist bastards, we are not related, at all
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>>74137379

Croydon too be specific. EAGLES!
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>>74137388
I quite doubt it, but I can't honestly be arsed to do something about it.
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>>74137434

Yeah

At least for high test people (spoiler: like me)
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>>74137434
Girls are getting their first period when they're 9~10 nowadays.
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>>74137450
>i had imagined such pretty much for Poland
Being a handsome autist is hell.
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>>74137341
>/Belt/ has tons of chicks in it
huh? what do you mean?
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>>74137421

You're starting to sound like one of those 'Kids can be trans' people
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>>74137450

7?
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>>74137482
>>74137474
Maybe in polluted Brazil and American with all the food being modified and full of growth hormones.
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>>74136585
13
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>>74137483
You suck less at being autistic with girls the more you talk to girls

Keep trying, I couldn't even make a girl laugh or guess if she is interested or not 2 years ago. Now it's easy.
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>>74137450
>even though you are like literally surrounded by chavs?! what power is this?
Doesn't matter how many chavs there are, if you suck with women you suck with women.

>>74137458
How is it?
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>>74136585
Flag
14
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>>74137490

No its true i and lots of 12 year olds i knew were porn addicts already

The minichads had gfs they were fucking

I used to jerk it several times a day back then
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>>74137167
both
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>>74137482
Median age is 12,5 years. If a girl's menarche happens before they're 11 it's almost invariably due to hormonal inbalances of some kind.
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>>74137450

> Paki
> QT

or do you just send all ur ugliest
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>>74137504

Maybe

Or maybe you guys are low test permakids

>>74137484

When i went to balt a bunch of the posters seemed to be female
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>>74136585
>Sweden
>
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Gaude Mater Polonia
18

she was sweet
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>>74137118
fakat vas treba pobit sve
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>>74137541
12 is barely the onset of puberty for boys.
That said, you can certainly have a boner and sexual drive before puberty, so it's a non issue.
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>>74137444

When i was a kid i could get hard
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>>74137573
Nah, America is just fucked up. Kids are not meant to start puberty until they reach around 12. They shouldn't be well into it by that age.
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>>74136585
Hungary
19, on a national holiday (15 March) nonetheless

I always joke "my first time is celebrated as a revolution" when it comes up during a conversation
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>>74137541
I agree with this. 12 is pretty young but you can fuck at this age I know some people who did it. I wasn't mentally ready personnaly but physically yes.
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Can't wait to have magical powers
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>>74136715
You left heaven to move to hell?
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>>74137573
>female
traps or roleplaying as traps, there used to be lots of trap posting as well there dont fall for it
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>>74137537

Croydon's alright. Girls are mostly sluts. Palace are winning games again. Fairfeild halls closed though

>>74137541

Dam, I didn't start jacking it till I was 16.

>>74137549

Then yea it counts you faggot. Hope he was hot
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>>74137620

I had pubic hair and precum iirc real cum started around 13

>>74137639

Maybe
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>>74137690

You didnt miss much i started at like 10

I never thought it was a substitute for the real thing
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>>74136751
Eventually you stop caring
t. lost it at 23
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>>74137667

Mate ur French. Just go too America. Girls will jizz wet in moments.

>>74137640

Bet you where hungry for her pussy

>>74137616

Post more

>>74137633

All kids do, it just make pissing harder when ur younger though
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>>74137735

And ofc i didnt lose the v till fucking 22.5
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>>74137774

Yeah
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>>74137059
At the same time?
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>>74137304
Unwillingly to uncle Schlomo right ;^)
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>>74137618
Ovo
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And I was just a kid who was curious and tried because had only girl friends, guess age
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>>74136585
Englel
16 at afterprom

was quite awkward ngl - dick went floppy pretty quick and I made up some bullshit about 'feeling ill' as an excuse. Still, was a half decent night
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>>74137914

7
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>>74137774
Google serge marshennikov. Even someone as aesthetically challenged as me can appreciate this kind of art.
Unless you want to learn more about her specifically, in which case there's little to tell. She was your textbook teenager.
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flag
>16
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>>74137618
izudaradao bih te i silovao kad bi probao
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>>74137932
No
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>>74137952

6.5
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>>74137935

That is some good art
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>>74137118
BREEEEEE GAYS
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Do escorts count?

I was 18 and after that I´ve fucked more than 25 escorts several times, I´m 30 years old now.

Never had a real gf though.
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>>74136585
russia
13. he was heavily drunk and smelled like shit
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>>74138048

Are you a girl? Post nudes
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How do I get a girl to sleep with me?

I'm 20 and solid 8/10 looks but way too autistic to know what to say to a girl to get in her pants
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>>74137980

Nope
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>>74138048
Are you a grill
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>>74138067
Fucking autist back to youtube ylyl videos
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>>74138067
>>74138086
no. i am a boy. a "boy"
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>>74138133

How old was he?

Paging Fuhrer Putin we got another one

>>74138072

6.0
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bosnia
Since I got raped, I'm no longer virgin.
22
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>>74138133

Isn't that against the law in Rus land Rusbro?
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>>74138133
I studied with a faggot like you in middle school. When we were 13, he was hooking up with older men on web chats for sex, he died 3 years ago of aids.
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>>74136585
USA
25

Same time as I had my first kiss
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>>74138222

Nice trips.

And storytime.

Was it a Serb?
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>>74136585
>country
flag related, born NZ
>what age did you lose your virginity?
16
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>>74138260

>dying of aids

Dont they have drugs for it now?
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>>74136585
Greece
Haven't lost it yet, KV actually
I'm 22.
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>>74137084
you must be a handsome dude i suppose, because nowadays women are the strong genre, theyre empowered, even regular average men have hard time while trying to flirt with an above 5/10 girl, no way with a qt
on the other hand, average girls can obtain chads if they wanted to
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Flag
> implying

If I can't get a woman, I stop trying because she's not worth my effort. If I can get a woman, it means that she is so easy that even I can get her - so she stops interesting me. Therefore I never try.
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>>74138306
the current drugs don't cure you, they just make your life a bit longer and better
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I sucked a guys dick once (I'm straight), if that doesn't count then I'm still a virgin at 25
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>>74138306

Brasil are about 300 years behind the rest of the civilised world Burger
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>>74138367
quintessential Swede
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>>74138367
>svenska JA
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>>74138365

I thought you could live on them indefinitely

Maybe thats just gay propaganda
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>>74138191
40 maybe?
>>74138223
yes. rape is illegal here. he is in prison now if i know it right
>>74138260
i am straight
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>>74138343
same here but I'm 26

I don't care about sex at all, I just want a single friend ;__;
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last time my dick was in a vagina was before mom gave birth to me.
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>>74138400

Sounds about right

>>74138367

Say it with me:

Sweden
Yes

Was he Somali?
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>>74138422
He was white though

>>74138423
Svenska = Swedish, what you're looking for is "Sverige"
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>>74136585
flag
21

it was meh desu
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>>74138480
>(((white)))
ahem
>sverige
>JA
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>>74138439

Wait so youre a straight guy who was anally raped by a drunk man or some kind of gay guy?

Who was he to you?

Where in Russia do you live?

When did you lose it to a woman?
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>>74138367

Flag matches
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>>74137667
how many more years until wizardom?
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>>74138270
>i got to bar and got tipsy
>wanted to go home
>meet an acquaintance
>he takes me to a bar
>gets me black out drunk
>wake up in some commie block rump
>bleeding anus
>shit everywhere
>i ran home
>rubbed creams
>got tested for HIV
>negative

whew
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>>74138464
No, he was a white Swedish barbarian just like myself.

>>74138548
Well what can I say, I was curious and lonely.. Turns out it wasn't really much for me, but I don't necessarily regret doing it.
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>>74138459
*zagrli te*
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>>74138594

Did you kill him?

>>74138616

How old were you?

>sweden
>white
>>
Germany
22, but i might as well still be a virgin, because i only have sex like once a year
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>>74138617
još kad bi to moglo preko interneta...
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>>74138695
Normie scum.
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>>74138690
no, murder is pretty bad here
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>>74138439

Oh shit mate. sorry man
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>>74138524
he was a fuckin hobo man

in Irrel-Ivant town, why?

i haven't yet. planning to do it during sex trip to poland
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>>74138746

>didnt revenge kill him

I guess you wanted it

Did you at least get him arrested?
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>>74138690
22-23 something
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>>74138774

>raped by a hobo at 13

Russia
Yes

What region of Russia? How old are you now?
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>>74136695
>>74136820
>>74137255
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>>74138427
you need the drugs and they have some collateral effects, but I'm quite sure they can only do so much, your lifespan isn't as long as it'd be if you were a healthy person
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>all these fucking normies
ENOUGH
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>>74138816

You are a true swede
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>>74138784
i don't fucking get you talkative americans? i said what i wanted to say, if i wanted to chitfuckingchat i would've given you my skype. he rapde me, im in bosnia, nobody would believe me, i would've been branded a fag and probably got beaten by our hoolingas. holy fucking shit, kill yourself my man, you fucking big lipped small dicked nigglet nigger fag fuck
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>>74136585
25
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>>74138820

Well thats what you get for being a homo i suppose
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training to become a wizard so then I can transform into a little witch and go to school with akko
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>>74138854
Eh, at least I got to not be lonely for one night which was nice. I wasn't in to it that much sexually but it was comfy af.
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>>74138879

Thats very rude

If it werent for America and our burgers you and your rapist would both be lying in a Serbian ditch right now
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>>74138784
Where the fuck is your capslock, you roleplaying piece of shit
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>>74138817

it doesn't matter. i was week and now i am strong - that's what really matters. but it was a tough lesson, yes.
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>>74138885
tell your story
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>>74138909

He didnt want more and didnt reciprocate?
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>>74138934

Shit ive been outed i was trying to incognito

Fuckin Detective Iqbal to the rescue
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>>74138922
STOP FUCKING RESPONDING YOU NIGGER
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>>74138845
IT'S ABOUT TIME. THE RECKONING IS HERE
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fuck all you loser virgins

Im off to /k/ to get my manhood on
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>>74138939

Do you live in a shithole part of Siberia or something?

If youre strong now you can be on the right side of your next rape
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>>74139017
Shut the fuck up
Better to be a normie than a fucking 30 year old virgin
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>>74139001

Lol Goran Ibrahimovic is mad

Cant handle my free-speechy American ways

Why dont you just go back to wherever youre from then foreigner?
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>>74138961
He did initially but being nervous as fuck and, as I said, not into it sexually that much left me unable to get hard.
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depends on definitions
probably around 8-12 don't remember
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NORMIEEEESSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>74139075
nigger
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>>74137128
Same.
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>>74138949
Not much to tell, just never really hit it off with anyone earlier. Some girls were into me but I didn't feel the same way, and on the other hand I never really bothered to approach any girls myself because I never felt any connection with the ones I found attractive. Then I finally met someone and it went well and now we've been together for three years.
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>all these normies ITT
Concerned
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>>74136585
21
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>>74139062
NO. THE UPRISING STARTS NOW
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>>74136585
flag
21
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>>74136782
bit late lad.
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>>74139105

Says the Muslim whose 'country' is right next to Mount Nigger aka Montenegro
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>>74139180
you're still nigger
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>>74139090

Sweden cucked again
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>>74139119
She know that you were a virgin before?
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>>74139119
Also I pretty much kept to myself for a few years and barely met anybody, then my situation changed and my life got a lot more social so that also contributed.
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>>74139202

At least ive never been buttraped
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>>74139180
>reddit spacing
Reddit nigger, go back
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>>74138343
same
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>>74139218
How did I get cucked? There was literally just the two of us and other than the limp letdown we had a good time.
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>>74139243
Not at first but I told her after a while. She was a little surprised but no big deal.
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18

Fun fact though, I have a cousin from the boonies of New York who got pregnant at 12 and had the kid. Kid looks like her younger brother.
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>>74139255
>he's still replying
guess who's the nigger rape baby (it's you)
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Why there are so many virgins on int? Are you ugly unfit neets or what?
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>>74139290
>Kid looks like her younger brother.
lel
>>
flag
2 months before my 15th birthday

haven't had sex since
>>
19
Kissless hugless holdless virgin
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>>74139303
On the contrary, I'm more than a little baffled there are people on /int/ who aren't virgins. How the hell do you wind up here when you've had sex?
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>cunt
USA
>age I lost virginity
15

I'm 26 now. Let's see... how many have I banged... about 13 chicks? Nothing to write home about.
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>>74139342
It doesn't change things much, you know.
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>>74139303
/int/ is on 4chan
you are asking why there are virgins on 4chan
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>>74139303
4chan is full of virgins generally. Also normies get out.
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>>74139325
and how old are you now
>>
>>74139268not everyone is a cuck who spaces like this
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>>74136820

R u me ?
Antwerp or Brussels' red light district ?
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>>74139288

You sucked someones dick and didnt get yours sucked

The bull never sucks the cucks dick
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USA
5 or 6

>t. unironically raped as a child by a family member
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>>74139449
That was my own fault though, it's not like he didn't want to.
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>>>>>>>
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>>74139399
23
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>>74139303

Neet yes

Ugly no

Fit by murrifat standards

No irl social life <thats why i WAS a virgin now that ive lost it (since she left me last week) im an incel
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>>74139449
>>74139406
wtf man what's wrong with you?

are you ok?
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>>74139521

?

>>74139484

Its the suckers job to make sure the suckee gets hard/gets off nohomo
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>>74139303
Autistic as fuck
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>>74139557
arent you GENRIKH from /mena/?
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>>74138048
>>74138222
>>74139094
>>74139465
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>>74139599

نعم

من انت
>>
Flag
26 she's my wife now, and the only girl I ever fucked
>>
Virginity is a meme
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>>74139646
how old are you now
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>>74139635
Этo дa или нeт?
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>>74139514
Can you get a job? You live in a such progressive and developed cunt after all
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>>74139663

Virginity is real, Chad
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>>74139646
I want this
FUCK!!
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26

Try not to be a complete autist and eventually you'll get somewhere with women.
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>>74139685

Дa

>>74139693

Heт

Aй aм a кaлeдж дpoпayт
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>>74139663
Explain.
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>>74139303
I don't talk to people,i just don't understand. How do you talk to people? I have no reason to try talking to any of the worthless cunts I'm around on a daily basis and have nothing to say to them
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>>74139718
I'm literally autistic, though. What then?
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21
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>>74139745
he's a virgin but doesn't want to call himself a virgin
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>>74139745
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
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>>74139754
I talk to people all the time and it doesn't help.
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>>74139738
So why the fuck arent you writing using only capital letters?
Also, as I remeber, you're a jew, so why you speak arabic (or you dont)?
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>>74139646
>>74139704
I'm on the same track. Feels good.
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>>74138367
Holy fuck, you're like a tragic character from a comedy movie.
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>>74139831
Why? I honestly don't see the problem.
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>>74139646
Sad. I wish that I had done this instead of fuck all the girls I did. You can bang any bimbo you please, but it cheapens the reward of marriage.
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>>74137618
Koji kurac fali njegov život njegov problem
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>>74139817

TO HIDE MY POWER LEVEL FROM THE NORMIES

CAUSE I HAVE LINGUISTIC AUTISM AND LEARNED IT AFTER I LEARNED HEBREW WHICH ITS RELATED TO
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>>74138939
> getting raped is "teaching someone a lesson" in russia
holy fucking shit you guys are hard as fuck man
pls don't go to war with us
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>>74136585
G*rman girls don't deserve my dick
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>>74136724
zoo wee mama
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>>74139869

Then you get divorced and its over along with your wallet
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>>74136585
21

And it felt weird to be a last virgin without gf when you are 20.
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>>74139880
How long did that take you? Just curious.
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>>74139863
It just sounds funny the way you explained it with the whole parenthesis around "I'm straight" and everything.
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17 to my at thst time 16 year old hs GF.
Have fucked 25 women total. Hottest was a 300 K followers Insta chick (female)
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>>74139952

Like half a year to become conversational after already knowing the basics

Still not perfect though and rusty after several years not living near arabs
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>>74136585
Czechia

20
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>>74139966

Ree normalscum

How do you do it?
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>>74139922
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Shit.
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>>74139958
b-but I believe him that he's straight
sucking another man's dick doesn't make you gay
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a wizard appears

just dont care enough
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>>74138594
Bžs ja bih ga licno naso i smeljo al znam kako ti je slicno mi se nesto desilo.
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>>74140052
Yeah I know, that's part of why it's funny.
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>>74140052
>>74140095
Only in France and Sweden could the sentence "sucking dick does not make you gay" somehow make sense.
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>>74136585
26
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>>74140046

It *is* current year after all
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greece
legit waiting until marriage like my father
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>>74140113
It's a gay action but it doesn't necessarily mean he was gay. If you're not sexually attracted to women and have sex with one does that automatically make you straight?
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>>74140039
I'm tall, fit and pretty good looking. But more than that I'm obnoxiously confident. Don't fear rejection. Have a great social circle of friends.

Like at most clubs and bars here I know the managers and bouncers. So I'll literally walk in in front of people who have been waiting for an hour or more. This already puts my status high. Sometimes girls will come up and talk to me first. I'm super aggressive with him and also I'm pretty funny. I do stand up a few times a month and improv and shit.
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>>74140178
If you can somehow force yourself to fuck something you have no interest in then it seems to me you must have an interest in it to begin with.
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>>74140161
noice. Do you have a gf?
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>>74136585
The great thing about being a wizard is that you just get hornier and hornier the older you get.
The other day I fapped to a cloud formation that resembled boobies.
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Flag
14
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>>74140216
please take pictures of said clouds and share with us please please please
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>>74140192

Ree gas the normies beta uprising now

When did you lose it?
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>>74140204
Hmm you might be right but what do I know, I've never had these moments of sexual exploration that the virgin dicksucker had. But then again what about faggots that have wives children and shit before coming out?
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>>74136585

Went on a ski trip in Quebec when I was 16 and lost it on the second day. I got laid three times that trip.
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>>74140290
Bisexuals obviously.
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>>74136585
21 or 22 I guess. Could've been earlier as I had gf's before that, but I was too young not to look like an awkward moron.
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>>74140329

>had gf
>didnt fuck

This makes you a cuck
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>>74136751
>did you felt
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>>74137670
>oakland
>heaven

have you ever been there? its the detroit of california
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>>74140387

FORGOT TO TAKE MY NAME OFF IN A FEW POSTS
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>flag
>21 y/o virgin here
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>>74136585
>what age did you lose your virginity?
lol
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>>74138069
if you're a solid 8/10 try to make it a 9/10, boost your social media by opening an Instagram account and learn how to take descent pictures of yourself, work out, moisturize your skin, if you have crooked teeth go to the dentist, plug your eyebrows, shave your beard, get a nice tan by doing some workout outside, get a better posture.
There are several small things all chicks crave in a man, and you can cheat in order to appear you have those traits.
a defined strong jawline can be obtained by jaw exercises, lowering bodyfat, changing your rest face, better posture and changing haircut.
a nice smile can be done by practicing n the mirror, going to a dentist and by parcticing a sexy stare (50% of the smile expression come from the eyes)
veiny arms can be done by consuming lots of water, making exercises that push the biggest amount of oxigenen like swimming or running and by making lower arm exercises.
Exploit those small things that make you look sexy and fake or hide those that don't help in that task, start using more and more social media, send DMs to your friend's sexy friends and occasionally comment on your friends photos. Get more followers than follows by a 2:1 ratio or 1:3 and once people start commenting stuff on your pictures just reply to them or send them messages to hang out.
If your personality is a shit, your best option is making a fake one and exploit it in order to get basic bitches, maybe perhaps you'll get a non fucgirl from the big cesspool social media is.
Once you start hanging out with them, they'll just keep with the game, just go with the flow, it's absolutely imposible to fuck this up once they have idealized you in such way that they think you're perfect.
Also and this is very important, never date chicks more attractive than you. If you do that, then it's game over
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>>74140263

np, here you go
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>>74140426
Yeah I noticed that just after I posted
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>>74140455

SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK
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>>74140471

DIDNT REALIZE ID GET RECOGNIZED OUTSIDE OF MENA
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>>74136585
>flag
>20
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20 year old kissless virgin here
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>>74140039
You have to be good-looking and confident and not act like a faggot when a girl starts dropping hints. Girls do not like ambiguity. That's the most important bit to remember of all. You can even be a bit ugly and still charm ladies if you know how to get their interest.
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>17

To my then gf. Was a qt but a proper weirdo, very glad I bailed on that one.
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>>74140560
I visit all English speaking generals from time to time. The Russian is the guy who couldn't get a job right? The one who learned Arabic?
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>>74137670
Oakland is the shittiest town in California except for Bakersfield.

the heaven of California is Huntington Beach
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>>74140630

THATS ME QUQ

NO JOB+ARABIC

>>74140594

REE ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS HAVE TITS
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>>74140647

WHAT IS MODESTO?
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>>74140564
Are you trying to tell me that you are TWENTY YEARS OLD and have never even kissed a girl? Probably never even seen a naked girl? Never touched soft boobies? Never smelled a womans sweet vagina?

Do you even know how much you have missed out on? LMAO... so much now that you will never know. Now you will never ever become a real man. You will stay 13 in your mind forever.
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>>74140522
meh, it takes only around 8-14 months, it took me a year to read the whole Dune series by Frank Herbert so it's not such a hard work once you compare it to other mundane shit you do.
Is either that or learn how to be likable to other people, and I still have no fucking idea how to do that.
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>>74140564
Don't worry lad. I am 22 and the most I have done with a girl is hold their hand.
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>>74140726
CAN I GET A GIRL TO KISS ME IF I DO LOTS OF PUSH UPS AND BE MANLY (ARMY)?????
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>>74140750
are you doing okay
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>>74140747

WHAT IS YOUR NOTCH COUNT?

AGE LOST V?
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>>74140726
dude pls, your post nearly killed me
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>>74140832
I am crushingly lonely, but apart from that, yes.
>>
21
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>>74140455
Mawwwwwm! I can't believe it's not copypasta!
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>>74140796
Rule no.1 : No money, no kisses
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>>74136585
Netherlands
Never

I'm 19 now and I can lose this year, but I don't know if that's the right thing to do.
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Daily reminder that every virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care off by the girl that loves him
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>>74140878
Haha same we should form a support group and meaby like get girls to kiss us haha!
>>74140889
Might as well kill myself right now haha.
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>>74140726
I know I've missed out on loads. And yeah I still feel like a teenager. I've just accepted I'll never have sex.
>>74140750
That's more than me desu.
I think the most contact I've ever had with a girl is accidentally brushing one's arm when I was in school.
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>>74140904

>GIRL THAT LOVES HIM

REE
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>>74138042

pls respond
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>>74140726
savage
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>>74140927
Are you asking to form a suicide cult?
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>>74140904
lewd
>>74140927
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>>74140275
Read above. 17
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>>74140979
Nah dude but we should totally start some kind of a cult thingy where we get like bus loads of girls to out HQ and they can make out with us. I did the ricepurity test and got 97 so I'm pretty much ready to do anything xd
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>>74140205
yes
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>>74141071
ok xD xD
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>>74141049

FOR A NORMIE YOU WERE A LATE-BLOOMER
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>>74139465

Also to add another layer of fun to all this the family member who did it later became a MtF tranny.
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>>74140859
started at 16
2 girlfriends
2 friends
5 casual encounters with girls i met on IG and SC
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>>74141101
Please kill yourself my man. I'm not inviting you to my cult.
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>>74136751
>How the fuck did you felt being a virgin at 26 yo?
at this point i'm more concerned about having a friend of any gender
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>>74141189
Ok.
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>>74141207
Do you consider suicide? How the fuck do you have no friends how is that even possible
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>>74141244
it's pretty easy desu
moved far away from high school friends and never made new friends
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>>74141244
The leaf strikes once again...
You know you could just shut up and mind your own business?
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>>74141244
fucking normie
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>>74141244
What's... 'a friend'?
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>>74141244
Obviously not him (you know, being that I don't an American flag suspended over my post), but sometimes it can happen that you don't really feel the need for them. I know there's the trend going around with therapists that not to wish for friends is only but a mopey defense mechanism to hamper facing rejection from them, but I don't think that's how it is with me. I unironically think time being with myself is a better way to spend it than with my friends. Again, don't want to do "wah i'm so alone, pretty cool huh" but some people just have it easier being alone.

Also it got tiring being the "haha it's so funny because he's so clueless" friend anyways, with me being thrown off with social cues, being too quiet for their taste, everyone not getting my jokes, so this is a little easier.
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>>74141533
Oh God, this got worded a little too "woe is me" style, but I still think some people get on better a little more alone than others.
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>>74141096
noice, when do you plan to finally wife her?
>>
France
Let me fetch my crystal ball
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>>74141745
she's a tradwife, we've been dating for 4 years and I'll probably propose to her in the end of may or the start of june

since may and june are my favourite months
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>>74142321
You should've proposed a year ago already imo
at this point it won't get any better if that's what you're waiting for.
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>>74142506
a year ago she said she wasn't ready for marriage, now she says she is
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>>74142560
kεk φτιαχνω kατασkευες για γαμους αν ενδιαφερεσαι
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>>74139738
Бaтю cтилл кэн гeт a джoб oн a гaз cтeйшoн op вoтeвap
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>>74142785

Зoз джoбз ap южюaли тeйкeн бaй имигpaнтc
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>>74142560
noice. Wish you luck Greekbro. Congrats for doing it the proper way.
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>>74143488

ENJOY YOUR DIVORCE
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>>74143756
STFU /r9k/ MGTOW cuck. Greekbro's gonna be fine.
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>>74144240

50% OF MARRIAGES MR WHITE KNIGHT
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>>74143346
co ю пpeфep тy caк мaни фpoм ёp пapeнтc?
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>>74144326
the divorce rate in greece is 6%, the 4th lowest in the world
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>>74138343
>>74139287
Really, just get a prostitute its like 5 bucks here.
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>>74144729

Бэтэp зaн биeнг a хoбo
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