/brit/

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kelv

legalise freedom

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Grace

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why don't you have a gf anon?

pooing lol

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anime

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lib-dumbs

listening to lost prophets

>>74132714
should have told us this
care about what happens to you <3

alri

Sent from my iPad

I've never been in a fight but I genuinely believe I wouldn't lose if I ever did get in one

>>74132753
nonce

alt-right? more like alt-shite

>make a post 4 seconds after some wanker makes an early thread
>post time delayed, now I can no longer gain privilege of having the first post
pisses me off to no end
brb going to walk this off

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the gf

doing a writers block

>>74132784
Just post her cock already

the alt-right are nothing more than a bunch of virgin freaks

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don't worry lads

he was just a mentally ill lone wolf attacker

hate brits. love /brit/ (simple as)

>>74132704
>haha le echo jews dindu cuck dildo

>>74132806
can't because she doesn't have one

free trade is coming for your son

@74132828
>>>/balk/

can't wait for this shemale meme obsession 4chan has to end

5.1 Surround sound. Got the amp set to 10/40, all other volume controls are at 50%. Perfect volume for the Psytronica mix that I got off YouTube.

>>74132756
soz. will remember for next time x.

>>74132851
*freely trades bodily fluids with your mum*
oops sorry la ahah

>>74132863
I think Rogan needs to clean his frying pan.

too proud to show your true face ey?
but what a hunting sport it was

>>74132863
kino

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>>74132784
the ex-fiance

>>74132865
>not wanting girl cock
lmao stay btfo
animesmuggy.jpg
(sarcastic post)

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Today I had sex with a guy after the first date, because he was just so great. He's a film student, and he loved the exact same films as me, and we watched They Live, Evil Dead 2 and the hour long Lasagna Cat monologue all in the same day without it feeling at all dull or boring.

When we were having sex though there were 2 notable things that happened, one funny and one embarassing.

1) When I was riding him, facing away from him, i came so hard the cum went over my head and arced down to hit him in the face, which was hilarious

2) My dick was kind of smegma-y, which was gross as shit - I had to go take a shower and clean it which was super embarassing. I'm uncircumsized, and I just dont know how to stop it building up during the daytime, its frustrating.

>>74132863
remember when rogan was normal and not some roided runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqGTrzxXZb4

>>74132936
very VERY good post

boycock is better than girlcock, desu

>>74132936
hmm

Sent from my iPad

>>74132885
adds falavour

>>74132936
>building up smegma during the day
are you taking the piss?

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nice >>74132936

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY

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new tom scott x

>>74132936
fuck off

>>74132936
wrong 'un

>>74132885
adds falalavour

>>74132984
>falavour
Is that a type of cancer?

>>74132936
>uncircumsized
FOY

the gf of 17 summers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmo6NlzkOk

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Palvin

>>74132936

DON'T care /brit/ is not for blogging take this shit to /brit/feel

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy smartphone

>>74132990

Is... is that not normal? I always have to clean my dick every couple of days. I googled it, i think its just genetics how fast yours builds up

are you a jew or something?

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I think a mate of mine irl might be a fellow /brit/lad
bit worried ngl

>>74132963
thats just ageing mate

lying in bed having a pint of milk

>>74133019
na

>>74132936
bit gay

The working class

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39729568

>>74132936
dont care

SENT FROM MY ACORN ARCHIMEDES

>>74133058
haha fuck off tom

>>74133050
that's an excellent photo
average looking girl

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Vote this up to the top of the front page so whenever someone searches "memes" in google images they see this! xD

>>74133058
alri deano speak to you tomorrow innit

>>74133058
Unlikely, can't be more than 150 regular posters here.

>>74133058
highly unlikely

>>74133004
looks like the kind of bloke who would have an asian wife
hmm

>>74133052
I'm uncut, I wash regularly, but I've literally never had smegma on my cock my whole life

>>74132743
Ugly and autistic

>>74133068
bender

>>74133065
his facial structure changed far too rapidly within the space of a few years

you can see how puffy he is now, plus the voice differnce

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39703486

>>74133058
Next time you see him say Cara, to be honest.

gf is being physically and emotionally abusive to me

think i'm a victim of domestic abuse 2bh

>>74133023
*belts her in the face so hard she flies to the dentist*

>>74133105
not even as a wee boy? Asking for a friend?

>>74133052
Mate you need to clean under your foreskin everyday no matter what. Even if there isn't smegma, it will get smelly after not washing for a whole day. No wonder you've got a problem.

>>74133093
i reckon it's less than that

80-100 maybe

>>74133093
depends
if you count unique users a month it's in the few hundreds at least with the amount of references to /brit/

>>74133152
'nce

>>74133145
not that I remember no
I guess I've just always taken having a big, uncut, clean, not-disgusting cock for granted.

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>>74133130
>tfw no gf to bully me

>>74133116
yeah ageing would happen regardless of hgh desu

>>74133130
ponce

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy smartphone

>>74133020
>implying yanks have foreskins

Sent from my windows PC

>>74133150

I cleaned it in the morning before i went on the date with the guy but it didnt help.

I think it built up so fast because i pretty much had a constant boner for like 2 hours before we had sex and was leaking pre a little. He's *really* hot. American, unfortunately, but a top lad other than that. He has a giant cock also.

Alexe play Hey Jude

>incest and BLACKED is always trending on porn sites
this has to be subversion

>>74133130
End it. Imagine life without her... That could be you. Make sure to secretly record all break up conversations in case she tries to blackmail you with fake rape accusations though.

>>74133130
what does she do

>>74132743
like boys instead

what age range is acceptable for you when it comes to cummy times lads?????

16 - 42 for me

sometimes get lint around my willy if im going commando and do a wank but thats about it, cant say ive ever had smegma

>>74133227
a certain someone is behind this
shan't be mentioning the name though

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gf just sent me this

>>74133241
17 to 35

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>>74133256
Pikeys?

>>74133075

>The suspect is described as a white man, aged in his early 20s and approximately 5ft 10ins tall.

probably a /brit/ poster

>>74133210
That is quite alarmingly bad.
You should see your doctor.

>>74133270
looks sore

>>74133239
h-hi :3

>>74133120
>"I think it helps that the immigrants we have seen so far are mostly women," says local politician Magni Arge, who also sits in the Danish parliament, "They come and they work and they don't cause any social problems.
almond activating article

>>74133279
this 2bh
cant handle wrinkles

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>>74133270
>just tat over it it'll be fine

>>74133184
but how

>>74133279
>>74133305

t. close minded bigots

>>74133227
blacked is kino

Why are so many gays and trannys attracted to /brit/?

>>74133108
stop saying you're ugly

>>74133324
>>74133324
SHUT UP FUCK OFFF YOU CUNT

>>74133302
hi poofah boy

British sexual slang is shite.

Willy sounds juvenile, dick or cock just sound so much better and impressive

Arse makes me think of a leering 50 year old Yorkshire farmer, ass is simply sexier

'Wanking' sounds stupid, 'jerking off' sounds proper.

Fanny makes me think of a 90 year old geriatric, 'vag' sounds hip and exciting

etc etc etc
We could learn a lot from American porn films, linguistically speaking

Sent from my Ti-85

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>blacked is kino

>>74133326
you can pretend to be anything you like on an anonymous message board

>>74133323
once they start getting visible wrinkles they lose attractiveness and become sweet old ladies in my mind
think it has to do with my mum

>>74133353
me on the the bottom left

fucks sake i've been sat in the other thread for a half hour wondering why nobody was posting

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>>74133326
jeez, because we're people

>>74133270
What's the appeal of this? The vulnerability? The fragility?

>>74132808
Who's that? Looks like somebody I know that lives around there

>>74133353
This is adoption you retard

>>74132904
the engagement was an april fools and he's gone was about her dead dad Tbh

why the fuck doesn't the world just standardise plugs already

there's like 50 different types

how did UFC become so big

why did you choose this this new? the other was made first

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>Anon, do you want to save the white race?

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>This is adoption you retard

>>74133343
want to fuck me with your big aussie cock or am I fucking you?

>>74133400
australian plugs are the superior choice 2bh

>>74133400
because ours are the best but the rest of the world are salty haters

>>74133413
it is, oure just obsessed with cuckolding (wonder why)

>>74133402
>why is bloodsport popular

tomorrow's tesco delivery:

2kg pork
1kg cheese
1kg onions
2kg bread
18 litres beer
3 litres rum
40 marlboro red

>>74133375
all i'm saying is that 10% of the population is gay yet the representation of gays on here seems a lot higher than that. there must be some reasons why this board attracts a high number of homosexuals and trannies

>>74133347
agree with this tbqh, especially fanny

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>why the fuck doesn't the world just standardise plugs already

>there's like 50 different types

>>74133418
Depends if you're a twink or not, desu

which one of you twats ordered Tim a pizza today?

>>74133434
go adopt some black kids then you pathetic runt

>>74133447
Need one to do my prostate in.

>>74133441
well why is then

>>74133347
what about "minge"?
i find that a very arousing word to use during the act

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doing a think

>>74133448
I'm a twink but I have a huge, thick, veiny, meaty, juicy cock

>>74133444
did you ever think that 4chan attracts outliers? like gays?

>>74133454
proofs???

>>74133454
hope you paid for it, cunt

>>74133454
I ordered myself a pizza
Feel fat and broke now

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need a maid gf

Off to the Halal butchers anyone want anything?

>>74133461
how is that "pathetic"? he looks like a better person than you mate

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>>74133210
>American, unfortunately

Say that again

feeling a LOT more comfy after putting my tracky dacks on

>>74133444
I posted
>>74133443
1 second before you. Check the post times.

Clearly the muslim mods are denying me of my rightful trips because I like alcohol and pork. Tommy Robinson will be hearing about this.

>>74133487
https://youtu.be/7vlsp7DDLes

>>74133494
pizza is one of the cheapest fast food options lad what are you on about

>>74133400
https://xkcd.com/927/

>>74133411
I have brown eyes.

>>74133511
packet of halalibos

>>74133475
Watching a beast risk life and limb is quite thrilling. An eternal anglo should understand that.

>>74133482
post it then faggot

>>74133486
sort of, but then again it also seems to attract a massive amount of young white men, who are not necessarily outliers on the internet (although might like to pretend we are to feel special)

>>74133480
now THIS is shit that should be standardised
why does the world need different power points or voltages

>>74133511
2kg pork
1kg cheese
1kg onions
2kg bread
18 litres beer
3 litres rum
40 marlboro red

>>74133530
dumb comic that doesn't explain traffic lights

>>74133523
>1 second before you
*1 second after

>>74133528
I had $30 left and now I'm broke

>>74133530
https://www.reddit.com/

why don't gays just go to /lgbt/

>>74133480
chinks chose the best
the rest of the world will follow soon

>>74133569
Good lad.

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>blacked in kino
>how is that "pathetic"?
anyone wanna bet this lads walked in on his mum getting flanned on by jamal?

>>74133550
i like having 240V at my disposal

means a bit of cheeky wiring can make my doorknob lethal

just got arrested outside whitehall

>>74133524
2:40 he's no fool haha

>>74133580
its slow
and overwhlemed by trannies

>>74133523
Yet I was posting about gays and transgenders which Muslims are very approving of, aren't they?

>>74133580
that's where the trannies live

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>>74133550
>denmark is one of happiest countries in world (top 3)
>happy looking plug sockets
Coincidence?

>>74133604
you're the one that's obsessed with interracial mate, seriously look into that

>>74133538
I do this way too often but alright then http://imgur.com/a/LtZlm just for you

4chan is actually quite a diverse and relatively tolerant place

>>74133675
wasn't this posted the other day

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>>74133576

just found out most yank power sockets dont have on/off switches
how can a nation of 300mil people all end up being runts

>>74133636
You were exposing the gay influence on /brit/, something they would be interested in upvoting.

How do I know YOU aren't a muslim janny...?

>>74133666
Not even memeing but the EU should have harmonised plugs EU wide.

>>74133681
>>74133683
yeah sure it is buddy.

>>74133641
so?

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>>74133666
>germany
hmm i had a diabetic meter from germany that came with a plug shaped like UKs

>>74132704
>hosted by a literal jew
shant

>>74133715
Actually I was just enquiring about why there is a higher proportion of queer folk on here, not really exposing anything. I mean it's pretty obviously out in the open isn't it? >>74133675

>>74133729
Just a little joke mate

All kinds are tolerated here, there's a place for everyone

>>74133675
not you

>>74133739
don't want to talk to trannies

who /DreamChaser/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bp16H4rSLw

wouldnt mind a gf(male) if they were passable from at least a few metres away

>>74133696
Yeah I did, it's getting a bit sad now
>>74133781
literally me

>>74133767
GIVE ME MY TRIPS

>>74133740
Fat cunt

got lots of bad habits and no good ones

>>74133812
did a reverse image search
not you

doing my best

>>74133580
gays can post on lots of boards at once if they like, thanks to the power of tabbed browsing

>>74133785
me on the right

>>74133674
>"blacked is kino"
>do a cuckpost
>"why are you so insecure about how much you love ir porn??"
bellowing at your logic

>>74133781
>don't want to talk to trannies
that's how we feel about you lgbt nonces

Starting to suspect that poleaboo might have some mental health issues

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs

Unironically love the prequels

great song on unity fm earlier about loving your mother
good shit

>>74133841
I swear it's me, will you fuck me or not you poof

>>74133842
it's still not good enough

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>>74133883

>>74133854
I didn't post "blacked is kino" though you bellend. I just responded to you insulting some lad who adopted kids

every single star wars movie is boring shit, totally undeserving of any and all praise it gets

>>74133872
toughen up princess

>>74133913
timestamp

>>74133752
He isn't a Jew, he just married one.

>>74133937
this

>>74133785
need, i repeat, NEED to see nicki minaj getting gangbanged by a large group of autistic teenage virgins

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>a large bread knife

>>74133824
type 1 you STUPID yank

>>74133915
why do they have such wide faces

breeders are disgusting

>>74134000
>tfw straight KHV with no possibility or desire to breed

do i still count as a breeder

>>74134000
this

>>74133975
still less of a weapon than you

>>74133975
Gun control works

might go study from exams

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>all this for a lad with a bread knife
ahahhahahahaha

bread is disgusting

>>74133949
can not be arsed doing that right now
decided I'm going to fuck you instead though

>>74134028
>there is possibility of me breeding
>am I a breeder
are you clinically stupid?

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>man arrested in westminster was a 'sheed
IMAJIN MOI SOOHPROIS

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>mon visage when remembering a yank in /brit/ trying to claim that the right to bear arms keeps the government in check

NI lads, redpill me on peace walls. do they work? is there much of a movement to take them down?

>>74133883
me too but really just the phantom menace and associated ps2 game

>>74134052
>can not be arsed doing that right now
lazy cunt
>decided I'm going to fuck you instead though
that's fine

>>74134068
define "breeder" faggot

>>74133993
Centuries of eating nothing but potatoes and Guinness.

>>74133933
>blacked is kino
there you go again
fuck off somewhere else cuckboy

>>74134119
someone who breeds? you townie ape

>>74133950
even worse

>>74134047
He could have spread butter off a police officers eyes

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me and the gf

how does it feel

to treat me like you do

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>gay person calls me a breeder
>i've never had sex

Time to make a chicken curry and wrap it in corn tortillas. Not a huge fan of corn tortillas but today is the Best Before date.

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>>74133975
>no injuries

>>74134097
Only time I'm not lazy is when I'm in bed with a cute lad
I've never been in bed with a guy so I'm just guessing

>>74134147
i thought it was a term gays used for straight people

I wish i was James Bond, just for the day

>>74132936
How can you ride him AND face away from him AND have your cum hit his face. That makes no sense
>film student
Runt

>>74134147
define "townie" faggot

>rorke calls me a paki
>i'm actually syrian

>>74134227
>thinking gays decide what words mean
just fuck off already you bumboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7mvxhVRUeI

a bread knife, you say?

>>74134256
Rasheed

>>74134255
a stupid chav bumboy like you

>>74134223
getting fucked by a twink just seems weird
you bois are natural bottoms

ooo eee
ooo ooo aaaa
ting tang
walla walla
bing bang

>>74134308
I'm not any of those things.

>>74133093
got several mutual friends with ed
it's a small world

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>the alt right

>>74134324
and i'm a billionaire

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>another day wasted on 4chan

>>74134311
I love the idea of topping and bottoming, depends if I feel submissive or dominant

Walking home from my job as a sandwich artist at Whitehall lads

can't wait for king charles III
sick and tired of this old cunt, need a bloke in buckingham palace

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good night
alt right

>>74134365
Bit gay

>>74134336
like this hat i do

are chas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iriNIKeBLY

>>74134365
I only feel dominant if the other guy is a twink, tbf

funny to think
when that yank reposts that photo of his arsehole, there are actually some individuals browsing these threads who hover over it and think "hm, yes, i would definitely like to put my penis or other parts of my body inside that"

>>74134435
then fuck me

I AM YULAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws8JocOpkvY

>>74134348
You wish!

>>74134446
the absolute state of benders lmao

>>74134472
but you're not you

http://pacific-river-1673.herokuapp.com/u/jakethesnake90#

>>74134446
Grim

>>74134512
yeah that's my account
reddit is great for porn

give me ONE good reason not to vote for the Lib Dems

>>74134446

Always look at it to see his eye in the top right corner peeking at me desu

Why do lefties hate Churchill so much? He beat the Nazis and saved

>>74134553
They're bad.

>>74134553
They're not Sinn Fein

>>74134551
Alright then

*fucks you*

Yanks are such a caricature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf8zxj7n1cs

>>74134576
White male.

funny to think
when some anon posts a picture of a disgusting slag, there are actually some individuals browsing these threads who hover over it and think, "hm, yes, i would definitely like to put my penis or others of my body inside that"

>>74134576
he was a racist genocidal scumbag who hated the working class

wish faggots would be banned from /brit/

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>>74134553
>lib dems broke all their promises last
>I'll believe they're telling the truth this time like a good goy

>>74134580
wow you're amazing!
harder!

>>74134446
pretty mental
no idea how gays, or straight people for that matter, like anal

>>74134643
*does it harder*

business idea: get rid of labour and the lib dems, replace both with a newly revived liberal party, make tony blair the leader, and send all the communist labour members to the green party so they can be permanently irrelevant

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>why yes i do post pictures of naked myself on an anime image board in order to convince an anonymous Australian man on the other side of the world to admit he'd put his penis in my shite-pipe
>what?! Gays are totally normal!!!!

*sees someone buttering a piece of bread in a deli*
*takes out my trusty pistol*
*fires 8 bullets straight into his chest*
heh, serves him right, and they say open carry is bad

Can the virgins in this general actually get their noggins around the fact that I post amongst you yet have a girlfriend and we regularly have sex in many different kinds of positions and styles?

I would wager I have more sexual experience than the rest of you combined yet you interact with me on a daily basis.

>>74134621
they did well in govt? blocked some nasty stuff and voted for a lot of the good stuff

>>74134724
Not a virgin but speaking on their behalf, i can safely say

Don't care

>>74134677
How many punches would you need to knock that "man" down?

I'd need between 0 and 1 punches.

>>74134724
*looks around awkwardly trying to spot the virgin you're addressing*

*sees you looking straight me*

who me? I'm not a virgin hahaha!

*goes on r/all to find niche porn subreddits i don't realise i have a fetish for yet*
ah yes, of course i love pictures of an arsehole barely obscured by a thong

>>74134666
oh god I'm gonna cum!
*cums all over myself*

>>74134767
Literally just one finger to poke his chest and he'd fall over

>>74134767
couldn't stop myself at 1 desu

just imagine how satisfying it would be to land consistent, solid punches to his whinging, sobbing face

>>74134724
i've accepted sex is something i will never experience so i don't really care

people bragging about sex does annoy me though

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>How many punches would you need to knock that "man" down?

>I'd need between 0 and 1 punches.

>>74134724
You're not on /r9k/ now lad.

>>74134767
might gently tap him

>>74134677
howling

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.

>>74134858
Even me?

>>74134787
*kisses you goodnight then goes to sleep*

If you have wonder if you are then you probably are.

>>74134767
looks malnourished so if i wait long enough he'd probably fall over on his own desu

>>74134810
he's new mate, probably fresh from britfeel having lost his virginity just a couple of weeks ago to a fat bird and after a couple of dates is calling his gf

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>>74134655
>or straight people for that matter
find it more strange that some people don't 2bh

>>74134858
shit was so cash! xD

are what

>>74134874
*falls asleep with my head on your chest*

>>74134895
it's a hole where poo comes from

>>74134858
Fuck off John

>>74134874
>>74134926
*walks in on the two of you*
haha bent
*walks out chortling*

Existing /brit/ thread. Recycle:

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>>74134953
new

>select all squares with vehicles
it's a fucking signpost every time. Every fucking time. Click the mountains, the cars, the rivers, the dogs, it's just a fucking signpost.
the same five fucking signposts

the good
>

the bad
>smoke
>drink
>weak mind
>lazy
>no self control

the ugly
>my face
>my body
>my hairline