/cum/ edition
>>74132329
>>74132329
cheater cheater pumpkin eater
>>74132329
grimes
>>74132450
always good to see someone using my OC :^)
>>74132487
grime a cute
https://youtu.be/1_I7-IdV954
CHINK DONG WONH WON FAIGGTOO
>>74132582
but do you really have autism?
wait why am i even asking
>>74132487
does grimes drive that gtr
>>74132693
she's not a shit taste pleb
>>74132649
nah
wish i could just kill myself
hello niggers
>>74132781
Пpивeт, cyкa
>>74132834
этo ты?
>>74132764
eating ground beef
BUY ME GEIMU
this is my best city yet
>>74132914
anime is gay
>>74132943
russia is gay
>>74132952
russia is strong
>>74132982
were is broofs???
>>74132982
paper tiger
>>74132999
and orthodox
>>74133042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibnucopndMs
>>74132455
Taiwan is weird
After spending half a year there that's all I can say. It is weird.
>>74133109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE
busty anime girls
>>74133189
this is just the prunk bro
>>74133253
normal day in russia
This coffe is shit but damn i love caffeine
>>74133331
just brew your own
>>74133331
>mexican drug addict
typical
stop insulting mexicans
>>74133458
>Denmark
is it real country?
>>74133346
not enough time
>>74133352
What? we only sell the shit you´re (gringos) the junkies
>>74133491
No, it's rightful Anglo clay.
>>74133137
your gf brings home extra fries every night after her shift at MccyDs nd getting fat
so wet
>>74133567
jesus christ how horrifying
looks like a plastic doll
don't feel very well today
crippling depresson
>>74133660
hehe the poison is working
>>74133660
mentally or physically
>>74133693
both 2bh
>>74133688
w-what have you done?
SAVE HER!
>>74133613
No rike?
>>74133613
I have to agree, I don't see her as attractive.
This is a real woman
>>74133723
ayyyy
How you doing?
>>74133723
STOP I DONT WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES AGAIN
>>74133728
I WANT TO MARRY A 2D WOMAN
>>74133688
owo whats this
*drinks poison* URGH
>>74133728
mongol menace
>>74133682
get a weed
>>74133818
no I don't want a submissive asian woman
>>74133818
doesn't get much more submissive or asian than an anime wife
thinkings of hiding a red flag t b h
oh fuck, what do I do
>>74133198
heheh
>>74133884
Say hi or hello?
Anyway is it possible to date a doll?
chicks are not human
>>74133735
>>74133746
Ayylmao
>>74134011
>Anyway is it possible to date a doll?
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?SearchText=male+love+doll
>>74134038
*chinks FU FUF FU
DRINKS MORE COFFE
does everyone here have yellow fever or is it just me
imagine taking a shit before you hang yourself
In other news, the marriage proposals are piling up
>>74134078
>>74134094
i mean its a generall good idea to take a piss/shit before you kill yourself bc everything will drain out after you die
>>74134128
nightmare material
>>74134130
that doesn't matter
you need to use the restroom and eat a small snack first so your body doesn't betray you
>>74134082
I like all kinds of woman but prefer yellows, does that count?
>>74134206
does count
The Polish CP spammer got caught
>>>/r9k/36587393
>>74134361
thats an old meme
>>74134428
youre an old meme
>>74134439
me too((((
i have the opportunity to pick up a really cheap and high quality track bike
im wondering if i should, would be a decent way to get exercise this summer intead of a gym membership
>>74134373
Is that the same guy who always posts "you can end it any time" with a picture of a cliff
>>74134485
is it chinese
>>74134485
for riding on a track or on the street? Isn't Montreal pretty hilly?
what ever happened to the anti-catcalling campaigns?
oh yeah...
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/10/31/catcalling_what_hollaback_s_viral_video_reveals_about_white_men_and_street.html
>>74134566
>Isn't Montreal pretty hilly?
no, not unless you hang around the mountain
and I can ride the bike on the F1 circuit on gilles villeneuve island next to downtown
>>74134602
buy it and post pics
fug, anyone know how to fix this?
it just has 4chan stuff i wanted to save but wanted to organize later
*steals your girl*
>>74134593
>White men, on the other hand, have no use for that sort of catcalling. They marked their territory centuries ago. So, instead, their sexual harassment is less invasive (“in passing,” as Bliss puts it) and harder to recognize—even when it’s staring you in the face. They do it in bars, at parties, on the frat row at your local college campus, in boardrooms, and other places men of color are never privy to, at least not in positions of power.
remember kids, blacks cant go to bars, parties, fart houses or college
>>74134602
*gilles villeneuve circuit on ile notre dame
>>74134624
not sure if ill cop, the guy is asking 1400 nego. if i can get it for 1000 maybe. new, similar frames MSRP for like 800, but that's just the frame
@stinky footposter its italian
>fart houses
MAMMA MIA
>>74134645
delete sys32
>>74134373
Brb gonna use this thread to argue for the superiority of hentai
>>74134373
Thought his due date was last month when he last posted on here. Been hiding that long. Quite impressed
>>74134645
delete sys32
w-whats the age of consent in canada again??
>>74134713
HERE I GO AGAIN
>>74134750
delete this post and never come here again
>>74134723
>>74134747
i cant, i have a 64 bit, not 32, processes
>>74134645
just google the error and you'll get answers
>>74134783
good lord, there's no saving you
idk. I never had to think about it :'(
btw the exam is over. summer break now
>>74134805
to >>74134750 sry im phoneposting ;)
>>74134805
what do you planning to do? may be some travel?
the age of consent should be 25 everywhere, this is about the time your brain stops growing, and therefore it cannot be improperly influenced by sex
>>74134713
PAPA PIA
>>74134859
Everyone should be forced to wear special chain mail underwear from puberty until marriage. The underwear would be unlocked by a court official after the wedding ceremony
>>74134859
I spent the first 21 years doing stupid shit, so now I'm going to read a lot of books and learn a new language so my brain is good by 25
>>74134859
that's nice, why don't you write to your congressman about that, I bet they'd care more about that?
>>74134930
I agree, there should also be a breathalyzer in every home to make sure there's no underage drinking. this will also prevent drunk driving, as the breathalyzer is not removed at age 21 (or 25, the ideal legal drinking age)
smoking would be banned in my ideal society
statist scum
>>74134852
Well I'm working on getting a job. We'll see how that goes.
Now my mission for the next few days is to relax and buy pokemon cards.
soon buds
but not soon enough
just posted a swedecuck trump worship why dont socialists understand economics thread on /pol/ for the millionth time
>>74134645
sounds like its corrupted and gone islam
trying defragmenting it and maybe 7-zip file browser to open the folder
>>74135283
being in the hospital/ in the air is comfy af
there's something so pleasing about being catered to, even if its in a position of discomfort
those situations for me are like a glimpse into a life that few people are able to live nowadays
only thing keeping me alive is the promise of seeing which which apocalypse scenario we end up in 50 years from now
recorded myself cumming on a chicken sandwich last year and I still haven't uploaded it. I think I'll scrub the sound and exif data today and share it with you /cum/
>>74135478
doing god's work my man
wish this ketchup was my /cum/ desu baka senpai
>>74135397
gets kinda lame after awhile
>>74135478
but why
>>74135546
some negro had just cum on a mcchicken and I thought it was funny so I got my friends to record me doing it to a cheap walmart chicken sandwich (mcdonalds was closed)
>"I had my bros film me jerking off and cumming."
>>74135698
yeah not everyone has real friends like me smdh
i wish i was varg
Should I throw out my two bottles of liquor before I go home tonight?
Move to another country, change your name to better fit the local language, refuse to integrate, raise your kids outside of the public school system therefore keeping them from integrating, and leech off the government.
>>74135794
Stop voting
You guys would film me jerking off and cumming right?
>>74135852
yeah alcohol is bad for you
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>74135852
why would you do that unless you're an alcohol in which case you'll just go buy more anyway
>>74135929
I rarely drink.
me no alcohol
>you will never be varg, get a hot conservative french blonde wife and have 6 kids with her
why live bros
Going to stuff some sissy canadians
>>74136089
please stuff me. I really need something big and warm in my boyhole. ooh god I need you to stuff me!
>faggots
>>74136115
fuck off you're not a canadian
*dabs*
The Turkish man is at it again >>>/pol/123045937
>>74136162
*tebows*
>>74136162
whens your test?
*is woke*
>>74136312
I did it this morning. Went pretty well.
I'm done the term now. Going to go home in like two hours.
"I don't drink"
Biggest sign of a runt.
https://youtu.be/3THFZkxFqBY?t=5
>>74136367
did you buy your pokemen cards?
>>74136419
I stopped drinking because it causes depression.
>>74136479
I don't watch the news, we're at war with Canada now?
>>74136515
yes
"I struggle in social settings"
Biggest sign of a runt.
>>74136535
Can't wait to breed their sissies after we destroy their capital
>>74136481
not yet. I'll post picks when I do.
>>74136419
I said a rarely drink. My bro on the left said it was a good idea.
>I'm not biased at all but here's why Trump's latest flipflop doesn't matter
>That's about all peace out
>>74135283
>Cream of Wheat
>Vegetable Omelet
>Milkette
>Apply Jelly
>Bran Buds
>Brown Dinner Roll
>Mrs. Dash
>>74135397
Hmm I kind feel like hospitalising myself now so I can experience it
>vote for me I'll fight the establishment and enforce a decent wage in the country
>even though I'm a billionaire
>and underpaid my own workers
>by the way I'm going to lower taxes for corporations
>>I'm not biased at all but here's why Trump's latest flipflop doesn't matter
>>That's about all peace out
if you think there is anything wrong with vargs current lifestyle you should stick to facebook
>>74135283
>choose 1 entree
>you write "x2"
Anon, that's not healthy.
>>74136847
If you think there's nothing wrong with it, you should stick to reddit.
>I consume alcohol outside of a religious context
>Spend 2 minutes after taking a whiz shaking my willy and whiping it with toilet paper
>As soon as I am done a little more comes out and creates a wet patch in my jocks
What's wrong with me?
afk (not jerking off)
youre legitimately the worst poster ive ever seen
>>74136886
you gotta push it all out senpai
I don't remember asking for your opinion about the quality of my posts nor do I care to hear it.
>>74136862
There's no flaw with it you've just become accustomed to being a worthless degenerate because it's accepted by society
afk (jerking off)
just reported your post
>>74136913
How do I do that? squeeze it like an old tube of toothpaste?
It's funny, this only started happening as soon as i turned 18 so I thought maybe it's a symptom of getting old
>>74137010
yeah
>>74136886
I know that feel. There's nothing you can do.
>>74136515
Canada doesn't want none
>>74137077
Too bad.
threw up in my mouth buds
having a drink at work. don't tell kev
>>74136694
u got a problem with the possible choices?
>>74136862
>Anon, that's not healthy.
the portions are fukkin tiny and i would starve otherwise
>>74137269
They give you those portions for a reason. Just another reason why it makes no sense to me that they don't have the calorie count.
Blacks and CHIs should be killed and their lands repopulated by whites and Asians.
>>74137380
anon if i didn't do that i would just have to go to the cafeteria and buy food on my own
besides i should be asking for more side dishes so i can get more veggies imo
>>74135283
>x2
The absolute state of this fat bastard
>>74137468
Then just do that. I don't think they'll have a problem with giving you more veggies.
>>74137489
Shut the FUCK up, non-redditflag using scum.
>He doesn't drink strictly lemonade and water
>he doesn't chug coffee
>Trying to download Battlefield 4 off Origin
>23 GB
Do these retards think everyone lives in a first world country?
>>74137657
Maybe.
>>74137489
fuck you im not fat
t. 6' 175lb last i checked
>>74137508
i'll do both :^)
>>74137701
Fuck them
>>74137010
>>74136886
>>74137075
pull your pants down, wee and then put pressure on your grundle, on your urethra to push out all the piss that has left your bladder
>>74132329
Holly hell Canada.
At least this stopped circumcision there though
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/dr_money_prog_summary.shtml
>>74137732
uncompressed textures, sounds and videos
modern gaming is not optimized at all
you all sicken me
>>74137908
>Dr Money
*ingests excrement*
>>74137950
Sorry.
>>74137657
i shit you not quantum break is like 120 GB on the xbox one.
>>74137908
i remember my dad telling me about this case, one of my first redpills tee bee aych
>>74137977
finally a good post in this miserable thread
>>74137978
ehh you are alright
Think I'm going to spend more time downloading this game than playing the campaign...
If you don't support banesexuals you are on the smalls guys of history.
>>74138103
*posts a pic of bald cara*
This is my antidoping test
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/30505742-gurus
think I want to read this. it must be good because it pisses so many indians off
>>74138327
jajajajaja, una vela
>>74138327
dude
weed
lmao
my cat is looking very cute right now
>>74138327
Por pendejo
>>74138327
>>74138468
give him a hug
>>74138468
>Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)12:03:21 No.7413
stab him to death
>>74138564
Done
>>74138555
What's wrong with you, fucking psycho
which asian countries are most worth studying? I'm thinking india, for its rich heritage and cultural significance
>still 2 hours left at work
ahhhh
it's so fucking hot too
>>74138702
raise your dongers
>>74138702
What do you do my dude?
>>74138748
dunkin donuts cashier
>>74138802
Dunkin Donuts iced coffee is the best
>>74138802
>cashiering
>two hours left
>hot
sounds like my personal hell
>>74138802
when are you going back to ohio?
I WANT AN INDIAN WIFE
>>74138954
no you dont
>>74138802
Is the pay good
our god given right to bear arms
>>74138993
I want to save her from all those stinky Pajeets who just want an in for DeVry University
literally waiting outside to be picked up
>>74138327
>drogas de abuso
Benzodiazepines can be used as medical drugs too.
BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
snifffffffff
>>74139151
you can prove that just by showing your prescription, i think
I mean if a stoner looking dude get positive for benzodiazepines without showing prescription is pretty obvious it was a ''recreational use''
I know this because another test i did was positive for meth but it was because I was taking antidepressants which have meth apparentely
No one is a work today it's just me and the boss
>>74139491
now's a good time to work for that promotion if you catch my drift
>>74139491
kill him and become the new boss
>energy drink has 50 grams of sugar yet they still think it's necessary to also add artificial sweeteners
are they trying to poison us or something?
how do I get paid to have opinions? journalism school is too expensive
>yeah I drink energy drinks
>>74139708
You don't need to know anything about journalism to get paid to shitpost on Buzzfeed and the other trendy fake news sites
>>74139708
It's how you market your opinions
>>74139708
>how do I get paid to have opinion
Well firstly you need to have marketable opinions
Pretty sure I have a salivary gland infection but I'm too tired to make a doctors appointment
cat's getting tired of me sticking my finger in his ear
>>74139712
it's better than a coffee if you're hung over
>>74139868
my cat loves when i scratch his ear, not with a a nail though
>>74139868
switch it up with some eye pokes as well
>don't like cats
>most places only allows small dogs or cats
guess i'll need to buy a house
reminder that if you don't like our general, y'all are under no obligation to post in it
>>74139985
/dixie/ is even more cancerous than /cum/
>>74140047
then please stay here
haven't received a (you) in awhile, wondering why i even bother these days
>>74140070
Here's a pity (You) to get you started.
>>74140070
I'm here for you buddy, stay strong
>>74140100
>>74140123
thanks pals, my life has purpose again
getting sick of this no gf bullshit
>>74140047
>less faggots and libtards
>>74140251
i submitted the tip of my bellend to ur mum m8
>>74140315
>the tip of my bellend
>>74140315
woah too far
had to report you for that bucko
i want poop on my face
why do we wash our hands when we go pee? my penis is the cleanest place on my body
I can't interact with girls very well beyond small talk. But I can just find a guy walking on the street and talk with him for 20 minutes.
>>74140688
how
i can't talk with anyone. i have nothing to say to them
>>74140688
girls are scary and powerful
>>74140721
Today some guy said hi to me when I was walking to class because we have the same backpack and we talked for awhile.
>>74140688
maybe ur gay?
>>74140688
that cuz you're ugly
>>74138826
I didn't even drink coffee until I started here
I like iced dark roast
>>74138868
Not anytime soon probably
>>74139022
Varies, minimum wage + split tips
>>74140836
Im not attracted to men though
I just never find much interesting to talk about with a girl
>>74134750
wait she's a leaf
fucking dropped
>37 years old
>>74141039
I like the fact that overwatch porn is so popular
i dont even play the game, i don't even like the porn for its own sake really, I just like the meta of it. like its hot that everyones jacking off to this all the time, the internet is a degenerate and fun place and its existence and how everone acts turns me on
>>74141191
faggot
>>74141221
good post
overwatch should've been a tv series/anime whatever
>I wish there was a chinese cartoon about overwatch
>american
>aa4.jpg
>>74141221
I mean I guess so
it's also why I like animeposting
the only way i get turned on by anything is meta anyway. if I'm watching regular porn on /gif/ i'm turned on by the fact that it is regular, it's made for my entertainment, and i'm getting entertained by it. that fact alone is hot, and the actual porn is almost secondary to me.
I wish there was a chinese cartoon about overwatch
>>74141547
>legoland
>weeb
should i accept this job offer?
pay is 35k a year before taxes
YO QUE FUI TORMENTA
YO QUE FUI TORNADO
YO QUE FUI VOLCAN
SOY UN VOLCAN APAGADO
>>74141917
What job?
and yes probably
>Rose parade shut down due to antifa
Getting real sick of this
>>74141968
call centre
>americunts will defend aspartane
defend this
>>74141997
Maybe if you get enough people to raise hell with the city government, they will grow a backbone and tell the antifas where to stick it. Berkley can't do that because self important jackassery is the cities normal mode but Portland could probably be saved. It was only 200 people that shut down the parade, they can still be beaten. I believe in you.
>Rose parade
What is that? a parade of roses?
Gaayyyyy
I feel like one of those greasy motherfuckers wth long hair who jack off
>>74142151
aspartame is ok as long as you drink less than 0.5 litres a week
putting aspartame in yogurt or whatever is not ok
>>74141997
Who the fuck are those people anyways? Are they just a bunch of edgy kids like the equivalent of chanology-era /b/tards or anarchists or what? Because all I hear about is how they love to raise hell during situations that can easily be resolved through talking like grown adults in a first world country
Grumpy grandpa
>>74142535
whats wrong with CAnada
>>74142151
it sounds cool
stop posting your food. it's making me hungry
>>74142535
I'm sorry you have to eat that :^(
>>74142568
It's probably 5% edgelords who think they're revolutionaries and 95% people who want to smash things
The police really should just smack them
>>74142645
It's actually bretty gud/19
lol /cum/
There are 2 things I can see happening to America in the future
Segregation and socialism
>>74142815
It is already happening anon
>>74142815
Socialism I can see in Canada because of the New Democratic Party, segregation I think is happening in America for a while now because people want to force politics into everything.
is CA not the same country??