You wake up in Moldova in 2030 wat do?

>>74131499
Drive to transnistria because unfortunately the USSR collapsed beforehand I was born and I want to experience gommunism like my dad did when he lived in eastern Germany

>>74131499
>implying maldova will be a nation in 2030

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>>74131780
>leef

>>74131499
Theres a girl from Moldova that goes to my school, and she is extremely attractive. Her accent is a literal 10/10

How do I approach her?

>>74132116
if she speaks russian, flaunt some cash in front of her
if she speaks romanian, tell her "as vrea sa ti-o dau din spate cu un castravete, la noapte la ora 3, pe stadion"
works evri tiem

>>74131499
Rape the town rapist.

>>74132326
What does that actually mean?

>>74132550
"The pleasure of being robbed inside"

>>74132550
I'd like to pickle-fuck you from behind on the stadium this night at 3 AM.

>>74132550
>>74132795
see that's just wrong, listen to this guy and you'll muck it up
it's about a cucumber, NOT a pickle; that's what drops the panties, not freaking pickles
details, man

>>74132954
>Hating on Pickles

PICKLE RICK GENERAL

/PRG/

>>74131499
Fuck...O mean....cuck

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Convince the nation that they're not a real country, and should join Romania instead. Then convince the Romanians that they're not a real nation, but just very confused Slavs trying to be something else, and therefore should create a Danubian Confederation of free hookers and cigarettes everywhere.