Never will be slaves edition
poooooooo
LOATHE the British police
>>74130618
You all spend too much time on this website.
lemon tops
*woopwoop*
thats the sound of the police
*woopwoop*
>>74130618
/pol/ here I must say I very much disaprove of this post
>going to edinburgh outside festival time
why.png
2 eggs for lunch
>>74130653
is that Diego Blanco, tribal leader of Argentina
Picture of my dog
Hm ah yes what an arduous journey. Now I understand why a Brit going to Scotland is much different from my annual drive to South Carolina.
really horny but my best mate only 4 dick pics
>He isn't voting Lib Dem
>a Brit going to Scotland
>>74130695
seems like it's the same. that journey is easy if it's only annual
>>74130579
>if it acquired sovereign powers from the member states it would become more traditionally democratic like those states.
Is that what they told you? I'd believe that as much as I believed the last 20 promises they made about respecting democratic rights.
*record scratch*
>Yeah, that's me.
>You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
Just got out the slammer lads
Having breakfast at 2pm lol
>>74130728
Fine, an Englishman going to Scotland
>>74130667
You know you're a joke right?
Why would Mcdonalds link ladbible? cringe
>>74130753
good film
very disturbing imagery
>tfw bourgeoisie proletariat
wish I had a party to represent me
>>74130794
>following mcdonalds
absolute state of you
>>74130667
NAZI YANKS FUCK OFF
>>74130798
Nerve racking ost.
might drink myself unconscious lads
>>74130812
thick cunt
Fucking wankers I work at McDonald's now it's gonna be ten times busier with this fucking delivery nonsense
>Be English
>Hate Germans
>Look in the mirror
>Dawning realization
>>74130752
it's the trade off that all governments make for sovereignty . The EU has at no point had to do that because the member states won't let go.
never came today so it will be tomorrow when he's alseep
i will be horny as fuck
>>74130807
So you're a lawyer or a doctor then?
howling at the runts still in the old thread
>>74130798
>>74130824
awe-inspiring cinematography
oh no... only 45%... bet May's shitting herself...
Might be on an episode of road wars soon lads hahahah
>>74130618
"""""""""""""""WE"""""""""""""""
People in this general posting awful memes with completely straight faces. Nobody is even smiling and yet the greasy, obese meme brigade bravely continue. Nobody smiles in this general, they just persist. It's like a job to them. A chore. They never stop, and they never smile. Every meme is another pin prick to their saggy, black ego and yet they cannot stop. They do not smile and the memes continue to flow. It never ends until they die. Nobody attends their funeral and another obese rump slides into the seat groove and continues to meme. Never smiling. It's like a job. No enjoyment, just memes. Inhuman despair. Memes. Nobody smiles. Serious faces.
ordered some Indian and it was too spicy
why does the usa flag have 50 somalia flags on it?
>>74130798
good? it was boring and i found locke interesting
Are there any Welsh or Scottish people who don't speak English?
why does the swedish flag have two piss streaks on it
just realised the police are probably monitoring me with all this anti police shit I'm spewing
>>74130901
just had a beef madras and it was extremely salty
NOT a fan
>>74130904
notty
what was it like back then
>>74130925
aha get over yourself mate
>>74130947
>being connected directly to france
dire i'd imagine
>>74130916
Yeah me lad
Your lifes in a databank at ASIO
>>74130947
>perfidious anglo is separated by continentals
>>74130878
Blairite purge soon comrade
I'm back from the GP
I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined
Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call
I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional
Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help
>>74130952
I was arrested last night VERY surprised if they arent
>>74131004
arrested for what
>>74130947
Wish it were still part of the continent so England and France would have become a single contiguous superpower
>>74131004
arrested for what
>>74131018
Obscene noncery
call the cops, i'm off me chops
>>74131018
Public urination seems likely
Refrain yourself from replying to the 'bena
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39729568
>be spurs fan
>get heemed
need a fat gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vlsp7DDLes
somebody's ordering pizza to tims house and making him very distressed :(
need a thin gf
>>74131087
for fucks sake you absolute cunts leave him alone
>>74131072
wish they would get gassed
>>74131090
coz u hab small willy haha
>>74131018
Being drunk in the street after a night out with the lads, apparently I was disturbing the neighbourhood
Called the cop a fascist pig and bourgeois scum,certain they're monitoring me
need a thick gf
>>74130878
>mfw May loses the election from a bizzare annomly
>>74131087
Sausages looking a bit too burnt for my liking Tim mate
Need a female companion with an oversized store of adipose tissue
>>74131087
might go undercover as dpd and spy on him desu
>>74131134
>gif
fuck off
need a gf
need a bf
>>74130835
We're Normans
>>74131087
weak sausage game timbo. should have eaten the pizza.
>>74131121
>Called the cop a fascist pig and bourgeois scum,certain they're monitoring me
AHAHAHAHA have a word with yourself son
>>74131087
crying
why does he think he needs to prove he didn't order it
>>74131158
>>74131169
Now kiss
Need a yank bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev2GqboS6ZA
LMAO
at the romanian, looks like frank reynolds
>>74131158
>>74131169
Would settle for either
>>74131134
>bizarre anomaly
Soon, tovarisch
>>74131169
>bf
poof bastard
>>74131121
Cops aren't bourgeois you mong they're class traitors
need a dead yank
need a live yank
dead a poo wank
>>74131180
WHY DOES HE UPLOAD A ZILLION FUCKING VIDEOS EVERY DAY?
WHY DOES HE TALK TO A MOOSE
WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN PLAY GUITAR CLEARLY WITH NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE
mate there's bigger questions to be fucking asking here
need a temporarily unconscious yank
>Manlet
>Balding
>Bad eye sight
>Crooked teeth
>Average IQ
>Tfw nature wants your shit genetics to die off
>Tfw never will have to deal with kids
>Tfw never will have to live up to CHAD's expectations
>>74131178
It's fucking true man they were treating me like a criminal utter wanks they need to have a word with themselves
>Called the cop a fascist pig and bourgeois scum
Need at dead /brit/.
Love the smell of my willy after I come lads am I gay
>>74131237
Jog on mate
Sad case
fuck off
How does anyone think corbyn is capable of running a country, never went to college and obviously has no formal knowledge of economics. absolute joke
>>74131209
It's true they battered my uncle in the miners strikes
janny is a fascist desu
>>74130997
basket case
>>74131264
>sad case
take that back
>>74131248
yeah and now they're watching your every move at GCHQ are they?
barbs poster: opinion on gracie?
they remind me of one another sometimes
>>74131185
after watching this video i now realise i have a fucked a romanian prostitute before, those flat asses are unforgettable
>How does anyone think corbyn is capable of running a country, never went to college and obviously has no formal knowledge of economics. absolute joke
>>74131087
it was thereportoftheweek
>>74131248
Truly, drunken assholes must be the most persecuted class in all capitalist society
Love footy, oasis, the smiths, happy Mondays, pints, weed, James (the band not a poofter), me bird and me mam
HATE Man United, the police and goths
>>74131331
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-an0ILsYq4A
crazy
Ordered pizza
I immediately regret it
(yes I reposted this from the last thread)
ayy yo trufax
>>74131271
ironically students who hate uneducated old people love corbyn
would heem any runt in this thread within an attosecond
why can't steam let me play another game while one's downloading
Why do British bank notes feel so strange? They're like made out of this nasty feeling plastic. The absolute state of you mongs hahahahahahah
>tfw actually a police officer
>reddit flags has given away anti-police anon's location
someone will be feeling the strong hand of the law VERY soon
>>74131377
It can you dumb bogan
>>74131358
>those nails
>>74131366
fucking hate the make her laugh meme
>>74131299
Some pencil neck probably monitoring my internet activity, they've probably had a file on me since I was 16, just take one look at their record and they instantly judge I'm a criminal
would heem any runt in this thread within a zeptosecond
>>74131358
>17 Aug 2015
Lads.
Rate my art.
I call it
"A fractured Africa".
>>74131407
Sounds like you don't make em laugh much mate, my dates laugh all the time at my light chat
>>74131331
I'm working class and I was walking through an upper class neighbourhood, bourgeois sympathiser pricks
name a better runt indicator than this
>not listening to joe rogan experience
>>74131400
hasn't previous
>>74131327
wtf i love corbyn now
name a better runt indicator than this
>listening to joe rogan experience
>>74131384
Don't have Reddit flags on smarter than that, how about actually doing something worthwhile instead of persecuting innocent citizens? The drug trade in this city is wild and everyone knows who's running it but you can't be arsed with that can you? Oink oink oink you fat pig
>>74131473
really makes the kale shake blender rev
>>74131490
3rd eye status:stapled shut
>>74131431
what do the different colours mean
is that like a measure of instability or something?
>>74131490
really swings the kettlebells
>>74131528
yes
>>74131473
having 3 hours of nothing to do
>>74131501
need you lot out of the way first
pineal gland status: secreting melatonin
>ywn be a d list well liked celeb with 20 mill in the bank who earns his living smoking weed with best mates
>>74131524
yeah sure mate
*rolls my eyes at you condescendingly and walks away*
file.png
>>74131568
I'll secrete something in a minute
>>74131473
Not watching Infowars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izWj2gh0n5c
image.jpg
imagine not listening to rogan, a philosophical and culinary great
>to protect and serve
Ahh yess VERY protective not at all fascist in the slightest, very good hit my fellow citizen
"The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled."
- Sargon of Akkad
>>74131619
>the state of those eggs
>>74131552
>ratites
found you mate
Never have any idea who these youtube personalities you lads always go on about are
>Ahh yess VERY protective not at all fascist in the slightest, very good hit my fellow citizen
doin a little browse of the ol 'ddit and NONE of you can stop me
>Protesting austerity are we? Sorry sunshine that's harming the current capitalist order, you'll be needing a good few whacks
>>74131552
mc barnowl mentioned
>>74131659
alri granda
@74131626
That's one shitpost too many pal
>>74131699
guy on the bottom
>refugees welcome please cuckold me and impregnate my gf
guy on top
>not in GREAT britain, sunshine
>>74130671
one of the nicest cities in the UK
shame it's the only nice one in Scotland though
not a fan of le ironic communist posting gimmick
Eventually some braindead Rorkeist is going to come along and start another shit flinging contest
Will always be lonely
>>74131732
who would win, a bunch of medieval knights or a group of these fellas?
>this autist posting about le evil pigs XDDD
>he genuinely thinks he's on a watchlist for being a dangerous radical
absolutely howling at this bellend
>being black? Sorry sunshine gonna have to shoot ya
>>74131626
>>74131699
>>74131750
is it ironic? I saw him post earlier about being on a watchlist and i can't tell, due to my severe autism
>>74131792
forgot to add I'm black too. sorry cuck
>>74131796
>le far right mspaint meme
fuck off you idiot, present an argument
>>74131742
it's disgusting because they won't let anything happen to it. glasgow has more development money and now looks cleaner
>>74131826
FON-w
(fuck off n-word)
need a bf to kiss and cuddle
Girls don't know what they're missing out on by not dating me
>>74131782
Listen here prick unless you're some middle class cunt who follows orders like a good little sheep they've got you on file as well, according to them I committed a "crime" for disturbing a bourgeoise neighbourhood, I'd be retarded if I thought they weren't monitoring me
no luck lucid dreaming last night lads FUCK my pineal gland is FUCKED
>fuck off you idiot, present an argument
yes, present an argument like a picture of le pigs being meanies
some slobby looking so-and-so in the picture
Bet the lefties are loving this
>>74131850
YABDTTC (You Are Being Disrespectful To the Community)
>>74131833
the argument is that law and order and cooperation are generally preferable to living in a state of lawless anarchy for most people with a brain you spastic
>>74131890
okay so it's deffo ironic at this point
righto, not too bad at first but you took it too far and made it obvious
>>74131891
every time i manage that i immediately wake up from the excitement at the prospect of doing a sex
Is there any actual discussion on this board?
just got chinned in asda
>>74130618
except wageslaves
the platonic female friend sent me this
>>74131904
4th panel
picture of 190cm
>I believe in raping children
>So did muhammed
Got my 5000 American Express reward points
Gonna get a £25 Amazon voucher
>>74131890
t. delusional student who can't handle his alcohol
I believe in noncing girls
So did Muhammad
>>74131931
Edgy
me
>>74131904
muhammad kept his carbon footprint low by having heretics gutted instead of burnt at the stake
>>74131922
>immigrants are lawless barbarians!!
>onl whites are civilised!!
oh do fuck off, no ones buying it. we are all people first
Before you even begin formulating a reply to ANY of my posts you should be well aware that I CAN and WILL, if necessary, crush the skull of ANY impudent little CUR who unwisely crosses me
Northern Ireland is literally Irish.
>>74131929
Can imagine those toes to taste of sweat and cheese. What the fuck is wrong with foot fetishists?
>>74131931
Islamophobia in /brit/?
Don't think so mate.
Just saw a police car pass my fucking house and the bobby was looking into my fucking window
Not being monitored am I?
>>74131980
*does a fat shit on your shoes*
go on then sunshine
do something
>>74131982
NI will always be british until the end of time, pack it in
toes gonna drop off tonight
>>74131982
Ireland is literally British
>Listen here prick unless you're some middle class cunt who follows orders like a good little sheep they've got you on file as well, according to them I committed a "crime" for disturbing a bourgeoise neighbourhood, I'd be retarded if I thought they weren't monitoring me
>>74131982
But also British
>>74132018
Remove the border.
Corbyns finally cracked lads
>>74131977
>asks for an argument
>then responds with moralistic nonsense
>>74131931
chuckled at this one
>>immigrants are lawless barbarians!!
>>onl whites are civilised!!
>oh do fuck off, no ones buying it. we are all people first
>>74132024
you are like a little baby, watch this
[canberra]
>>74132048
on the contrary padraig we're going to build a big wall and have a hard border now we're out of the EU.
Why is the heart intrinsically linked to love when the illusion of love is cause by a chemical release in the brain?
the northern irish/irish border is artificial and meaningless
>>74132066
the human race needs to cooperate. not individual little groups. If an alien species came here theyd be confused
>>74132103
the illusion of love makes you think it comes from the heart
>asks for an argument
>then responds with moralistic nonsense
>>74132103
when you have a big adrenaline rush you feel your heartbeat more
>>74131904
Really like the covered woman speaking about women's rights. Dark irony is my favorite.
>>74132103
ah yes i suppose pain is an illusion too
need a maid gf that likes anime and costumes
I literally cannot wait until the EU deal is agreed and we get a fuck off border with the republic. The butthurt will be so immense
Outside of London, where do most Polish live in the UK?
hate racists
>>74132134
even though there's a different legislator and currency on each side?
>>74132196
Peterborough
>>74132196
greater london
>>74132196
south coast
>>74132196
On my doorstep, apparently
>>74132166
She's wearing it because she WANTS to and it's EMPOWERING, Louis x
hate niggers
>>74132196
south coast, they work on the farms
muhammad didnt believe in anything like that. fuckin delusional liberals. he was the leader of a death cult and liked raping 9 year olds and killing people. cant imagine a more evil fuck. religions are equal? nah mate. there's delusional people and even more delusional people
>>74131904
Mohammed was based
>>74132206
artificial
>>74132080
dont do that
>>74131626
>>74131699
>i was just trying to smash the system by lobbing bricks at coppers and screaming abuse at them like what they are paid to calmly tolerate without complaint
>WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
Emailed my MP about my unfortunate incident with the filfth lads, hopefully he shall sort this out
>>74132221
I get it. I watch the gf get fucked by other men because it shows how strong our love is. Regularly get bummed because I'm very secure about my heterosexuality and masculinity as well.
>>74132256
ermm no sweaty he was the leader of islam and islam is a religion of peace xx
>>74132192
The common travel area will always trump schengen
does no one see the lefts next scheme??
>make everyone believe islam is good
>woah, turns out mohammud liked fiddling kids
>guess that's good!!
it's so obvious. in 10 years expect to see BBC promoting kid fiddling on tv. theyre satanists
>>74132146
>the human race needs to cooperate. not individual little groups
They can do both without having to live in a multiracial society
>>74132256
hmmmm, sounds like you just don't like our brown-skinned friends too much, do you my darling? you should be more tolerant sweetie xx
>>74130618
>>74132103
I see you've been watching Rick and Morty.
>>74132256
Edgy
>>74131904
>"I believe in
>jewish rights.
>So did Hitler"
>>74132301
ireland isnt in schengen
seriously. BBC are in bed with the EU, globalist satanists, every one of them
dominos or papa johns? where can i get the most for the cheapest amount
>>74132306
Careful with that edge
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/15+St+Alban's+St,+Rochdale+OL16/@53.6128427,-2.1589239,3a,75y,176.97h,98.62t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s27K8ywJFuFiSjrNBvqFr-w!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D27K8ywJFuFiSjrNBvqFr-w%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D348.6871%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x487bb95cea174bc1:0x203baa8c416a4082!8m2!3d53.6128197!4d-2.1590118!6m1!1e1
the so called paki house
>>74132394
ermm no sweaty, bbc are right wing. bias against remain, labour, snp etc xx
having a gf seems like peak comfiness
>>74132385
Exactly. the CTA trumps schengen and always will . there will be no hard border with the republic
if the tranny doesnt stop replying to me I'm fucking leaving pronto
>>74132357
>changing your tripcode to get past my filter
Fuck off.
Stick it out, your right hand. Straight! HOLD IT UP! No like that, at an angle. Thats it, it has been done. You're a fascist now!
When you go to a doctor because you're depressed, what kind of help are you supposed to ask for
>>74132166
>>74132442
Heil Hitler to be honest
>>74132425
not really
>nagging you all the time
>have to spend money on her
>can't go anywhere without telling her or having to take her with you
very uncomfy
Camera Test 1 - 'These Days' - 'Country Roads' - 'Song For You' - with Guitar
>>74132451
me on the left
Sent from my iPad
>>74132451
>nothing covered but her eyes
What about her tits and fanny?
HABBENING IS HAPPENING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39736733
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39736733
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39736733
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39736733
ermm no sweaty xx
@74132447
ask him for a scalpel to drag down your wrists
This thread full of literal fascists and the police are monitoring me, the state of them
>>74132523
>one of which he described as a large bread knife
Ban assault bread knives
>>74132543
I'm an ironic fascist
>>74132523
>fella only had 2 knives
>noone was injured
Gun control works, feels good man
too cold
putting on trackie dacks
reckon I sweat a lot but only when someone would normally sweat not all the time thanks for reading
Sent from my iPad
I swear to god if anyone tried to hurt mummy may I will hunt them down and heem their bollocks into the 4th dimension
>>74132574
Middle dog looks alpha as fuck.
ahh yes islam
>>74132574
me in the middle (quite a reserved character, outshined by my peers)
ban assault knives
ban assault posts (your post)
bit hungover lads
love /brit/ (simple as)
>>74132602
Cuck
wish north korea would conduct nuclear tests by launching missiles towards my bollocks
>>74131482
>>74132574
me on the right, spotted a sausage
legalise anime
ban assault forks
>>74132653
same x
need a brick vasectomy
wish I could kill may
weird looking at pics of ww2 soldiers
for all the media hype, most of them were scrawny men barely out of their teens
"Cuck"
>>74132689
>for all the media hype
?
>>74132662
yeah no its fine i realised i could restart the download after opening a game
>>74132683
called the police
>>74132689
just my type x
Upvote this image to the top of the front page so that when people search "r/funny" in google images they see this xD
>>74132708
they always get portrayed as big burly men
>>74132724
bit gay
:3
>>74132857
too late run