/brit/

>welsh accent

howling

>not measuring everything in astronomical units
HOWLING

How do I capture a qt German gf with a thick English accent

grime, you dont belong round here

>german accent
yodeling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcXjholnGk


is this gaelic? understood about 6 words

somebody talk that old grannie talking shit about yanks

>any accent not from south east england
MEWLING

>>74124098
*post>>74124062

>>74124062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Dowling

Bridget Hitler

crazy how facebook live stays up despite broadcasting murder, suicide and torture.

Fuck you OP, last thread isn't at bump limit.

>>74123997
When a new Star Wars (or anything Disney) comes out, the board is just flooded. There needs to be a campaign to boycott any product caught shilling on 4chan.

They should also be exposed as advertising on 4chan while using offensive language. I see shills using all kinds of nasty language to fit in. If it could be widely publicised that this is how the Disney Corporation is presenting itself, they might fuck off from 4chan for good.

We also need to hold the mods accountable somehow. They allow the board to become 70% Star Wars threads, yet they aren't asleep because they're banning other shit.

I just attack the shills directly. Make them feel bad in their threads for being disgusting shills. Hilarious when they pretend there's no such thing.

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>hes not from the south west

>>74124148
Are you sure they're not just autisticly enthusiastic about Star Wars?
There's a lot of those people.

>>74124148
Have you considered people actually like shitposting about popular movies?
There isn't anything else really good being made so naturally people will talk about eye candy mediocrity.

>Teachers are being encouraged to develop “feminist collectives” at schools to counter “everyday sexism”, as part of a Victorian government-backed bid to tackle domestic violence through the schoolyard.

>Fightback, a feminist-based teaching guide that paints a grim “white, male privilege” picture of gender inequality in Australia, is promoted within the Victorian government’s $21 million Respectful Relationships project that has been rolled out to more than 120 schools across the state, with hundreds more to follow.
ah yes, victoria

>>74124148
i don't understand why they shill /tv/ so hard and i see a lot of product shilling on other boards like /v/ and /vg/. 4chan users aren't retards so it doesn't work well. you'd think they'd fuck off to somewhere else where people are more susceptible to it(like reddit)

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>>74124200
>4chan users aren't retards so it doesn't work well
it work with president fart

>>74124148
could it be that star wars is just pretty much the most poplar film franchise in the world, and 4chan has about 23 million users at any one time. Or are Disney, one of the largest, richest, most succesful companies in the world really paying people to come to 4chan and pretend to be degenerate neets on /tv/ in order to cooerce an audience of people who will probably pirate the film at best if they do end up seeing it?

some people here are so fucking delusional. honestly

don't understand these rorkes complaining about gays on the bbc and that their children might see it
first of all, do you let your children watch anything on tv, that's the the main point
and second of all, they use faggot in school ever since they're like 6

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>>74124200

>>74124152
according to my nan and granddad it's pretty comfy. what do you think about it?

>>74124179
>>74124180
nah i'd reckon 90% of star wars posts across the internet are fake

I've been called a shill here so many times for explaining why i like a porduct haha

nobody shills excepts for fans of shows
i've posted a lot about some show i like everywhere because i was trying to find other people interested in it but nobody was

>>74124228
>Somerset
>Cornwall
>Devon

For the most part it's the most white part of the Isle

>>74124230
dude
most of the /tv/ posts are autists demanding they want a straight while male in the lead

>>74124179
>>74124180
If that was the case, why would the mods leave them up? That board has more moderators than /int/, yet there won't be 5 /brit/ threads up at once for more than an hour or two, and rightly so. There was literally 50-60 Star Wars threads on /tv/, a constant stream, for 12+ hours.

That kind of interest should warrant a sticky, and maybe half a dozen related threads, max. But the shills know that a sticky can, and would, be hidden. They need to shove it down people's throats. So they bought off the admins and have round the clock spamming.

>>74124271
are there 5 star wars generals? or are there 5 threads about different things relating to star wars? use your noggin a bit la'

>>74124268
marketing doens't have to support a product. the objective is to keep it fresh in our minds which is exactly what disney is doing by spamming every major website with star wars bullshit around the clock on a daily basis for months and years

Just did a really big, wet, smelly poo in the dunny. I made sure to scoop him out of the bowl, he'll make a fine American one day.

>>74124271
do you think jannies and mods are not constantly brigaded with reports, most of which are meaningless and when they do get time for something else, they're already tired of deleting another legitimate thread

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>23 years old

JUST

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>>74124275
excellent post

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>Star Wars
Shan't

>>74124292
if marketing has any (conscious) effect on you, you shouldn't even be here

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>>74124315
excellent post

>>74124271
I don't browse /tv/ and you may well be correct, I just feel as if autists and shitty mods are a more realistic explanation.

thailad is omniscient. (knowing all things)

thailad is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

thailad is omnipotent. (all powerful)

thailad is omnific. (creating all things)

thailad is perfection.

thailad is vigilant. thailad is holy. thailad is sinless. thailad is sanctified. thailad is all powerful. thailad is multiple. thailad is multi-lingual. thailad is multi-national. thailad is multi-faceted. thailad is triune.

thailad is love. thailad is compassionate. thailad is patient. thailad is trusting. thailad is honourable. thailad is righteous. thailad is giving. thailad is generous. thailad is gracious. thailad is benevolent

thailad is understanding. thailad is fair. thailad is just. thailad is merciful. thailad is unceasing. thailad is tenacious. thailad is never-ending. thailad is healing.

thailad is commanding. thailad is long-suffering. thailad is tolerant. thailad is rational. thailad is forgiving. thailad is giving. thailad is unconditional. thailad is team-teaching. thailad is timely. thailad is obedient. thailad is serving.

thailad is demanding. thailad is a perfectionist. thailad is jealous. thailad is hating (hating sin). thailad is punishing. thailad is judgemental. thailad is war-like. thailad is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your thailad and my thailad, the one true thailad. They in our simple human ways describe thailad and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one thailad Himself tells to Doctor of Rape as Doctor of Rape stands talking with thailad on the mountain.

thailad says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the thailad of /brit/ "I AM sent you."

i make threads on /tv/ about debra from everybody loves raymond
what was her fucking problem anyway
too bored being a rich housewife?

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>>74124314

>>74124343
excellent post

>>74124358
I miss the old thailad, straight from the soul thailad
Exposing (You) thailad, sexy and cool thailad
I hate the new thailad, the frank and rude thailad
The always nude thailad, the rich in truth thailad
I miss the sweet thailad, the Wall Street thailad
I gotta say, sometimes I like to mistreat thailad
See I repent to thailad, not just any thailad's
And now I look and look around and there's so many thailad's
I used to love thailad, I used to love thailad
I even posted truth bombs, I thought I was thailad
What if thailad made a thread, about thailad?
Called "I miss the old thailad", man that would be so thailad
That's all it was thailad, we still love thailad
And I love you like thailad loves thailad

>>74124291
You don't think discussion about Chewbacca and discussion about Han Solo belong in the same thread? We should make a new thread for every single question and comment that comes into our heads?

I refuse to believe that the people making star wars threads are too stupid to figure out how to use 4chan after the catalog has been explained to them 10 times.

It's almost free advertising, they just have to pay the "social media" company that organises the shills. And it's even more effective than paid advertising, because it presents itself as an unbiased recommendation from a site in the category ad men refer to as "tastemaker." Why wouldn't they do this?

*makes an unfunny post*

is thailad still fucking children?

i'm not memeing he literally lives in thailand for underage sex tourism.

>>74124327
i didn't say it does. i don't care about star wars and in fact i'm boycotting it because of all the blatant shilling.

>>74124378
190turd and thailad are in some online nonce assisting ring

>>74124378
yes

bit of a ponger for fern

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>>74124368

what does "420 blaze it" mean?

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i got a job

>>74124368
Sensational, you've really tapped into something here.

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>try to arrange meeting
>partner: "how about Wednesday?"
>me: "Alright, Wednesday it is"
>partner: "sorry I can't do Wednesday"

>>74124418
fuck off nonce

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>>74124418
this is a pedo free zone

move along

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>>74124368

Haven't wanked or looked at pornographic material in over 5 days.

>>74124418
shut the fuck up thailad

You are literally the worst poster on /brit/. Worse than autismo yank worse than 190kg, worse than that trap spammer. You contribute nothing of value apart from samefagging your own retarded shitty life, making it seem as if this board is obsessed with you but literally no one gives a fuck.

You havea shit lifestyle, a shit physique, a shit taste in music and a shit personality. And don't even get me started on that superiority complex. Why you even post here is beyond me - it seems nothing more than an extended exercise in masochism, to be honest.

So seriously thailad, unless you have anything important, anything noteworthy, anything of even less value than that IT job kindly do us all a favour and don't speak.

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lost my job

Just landed a new job in Australia lads.

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>>74124304
One look at the board and they'd see the problem. It's not exactly subtle.

Then there's the shills that got fired for not meeting a quota and blew the whistle on the whole operation. I've seen this happen a bunch of times. A guy makes a thread saying he was paid to covertly shill Mad Max: Fury Road and other movies in /tv/, but they fired him, so now he's exposing them. And of course that thread then gets raided by dozens of users claiming shilling doesn't exist. When I tell them they're being too obvious, that fa/tv/irgins don't care enough about the subject to attack a thread like this, they all simultaneously fall silent. They have no idea how to fit in on 4chan half the time, and their excuses or denials are sometimes so transparent they might as well be posting a screencap of their wage slip.

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communism

choon
might be some gay shit but it aint english ahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXOgzmTbVU

quit my job after 3 months of the normies saying bad things about programmers and once when one of them didn't think i was in the office and said shit about me, like i didn't talk enough
i was just shy, always tried to be nice
fuck them if a 50 year old man doesn't have the manners to be decent

had a fun /brit/ session earlier today but don't really feel like it now

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>>74124463
d-do more poems..

>>74124467

what happened

>>74124492
>>74124540

havent slept in 48 hours

going to sleep in 1 hour and 20 minutes

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The future of the white race
Accept it or fuck off gramps

i'm a white rasheed, published author in some compsci conferences and somebody asked my bf if i speak english

>>74124369
Because the risk vs reward is horribly outside of their favour. The risk being their reputation, the reward being basically nothing. Star Wars sells itself. Sure they pay a social media team to run their facebook, twitter, do they pay them to come and shitpost on 4chan wth 100 threads, and the mods are in on it too?

so from Disney, to /tv/ you have people from Disney paying a whole team of social media management to recruit people to shill star wars. Probably more than 100's of people involved and at least two organizations, and yet nothing has ever been leaked about it?

If that is the case and nothing has leaked, it's sheer luck. why would DISNEY, take this risk to sell more tickets for STAR WARS

you are delusionalas fuck you spend way too much time here m80

just go on /mämmi/ if I need new mong pepe's

buncha wronguns over there

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>>74124335
sexiest woman alive

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just made a pepe to show how i feel about this general

>falling for the heterosexuality jew

how do I get legacy captcha? what do I clicc?

Good day sir, my name is Thailad

I’m a 27 year old nonce (that's pedophile for you Big Strong Americans). I watch cheese pizza every day, and spend my days perfecting my tor techniques and reviewing pizza from superior dark net sites.

I train with my copy of the UKIP manifesto, this superior piece of literature can disprove the fallacy of the EU and, coupled with my IQ of 250, means that continentals cannot keep up with me in intellectual debate. I earned my fedora two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I shitpost fluently, both /brit/ and the /g/ dialect, and I memewell as well. I know everything about IT and their virginity code, which I follow 100%

When I get my visa, I am moving to Thailand to attend a prestigious underground nonce club, to learn more about their magnificent tradition of diddling third world children.

I own traditional thai clothes, which I virgin walk in around town around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thailand, so I can fit in easier. I shitpost Australians and curries, and say “desu” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond desu.

Wish me luck in Thailan

>>74124615
just bee yourself

>>74124615
clicc my dicc

>>74124615
only cool kids get to use it
sorry gaybo

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just made a pepe to show how i feel about this general

>>74124493
you are not well

>>74124630

would love to give you a fucking hiding

gonna keep making more pepes dare me

>>74124627
GOOD post

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The absolute STATE of cagecucks

>>74124649
>a fucking hiding
>a fucking
i'm okay with the first part

>>74124627
>>74124463
very high quality posts

>>74124657
bellgem u truly are my greatest ally

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>>74124627
>I train with my copy of the UKIP manifesto, this superior piece of literature can disprove the fallacy of the EU and, coupled with my IQ of 250, means that continentals cannot keep up with me in intellectual debate.

>>74124064
all kazakhs should be killed

still watching the 100
i dont know whats going on

>>74124657
threw a three day old half full mcdonalds strawberry milkshake in a cyclists face at some lights once. went all over him

bloody hell no-one told me bennies were so much work to get
how is it even possible to be looking for work 35 hours a week, you can only refresh reed and indeed so many times

>>74124065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPz2JsbUk

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>>74124713

>>74124702
i just get money from everybody else like my family and friends

I know everything about /brit/, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the tripfags, the redditors, countries and gimmicks. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on 4chan but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /brit/s surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /brit/ on /int/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT thailand, IT, noncing and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of nonce posts on /int/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about noncing, UKIP, any British generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to diddle some kids.

>>74124747
VERY esoteric but i'll allow it

>>74124747
shan't

i'm still surprised that me the gay veggie romanian phd with a brit bf still hasn't made it into brit culture

it is the gypsy way i guess

learning to drive at 21 with this 60 yo ex-cop instructor and he acts like a drill sergeant teaching a new recruit, absolute nightmare

>>74124799
why not have your mum or dad do it

my girnrnick guffed thailad once

>>74124799
once crashed my brother's car at 16
still tried to drive since but too scary
reckon i'll never drive

THAILAAAAAAAAD

>>74124729
they are also jordan knight and img_1142 lad

>>74124818
You'll never let me live that dark, dark day down once and for all, will you? :(
>>74124844
:/

>>74114590
yeah but there's like 5 eagles and 7500000000000 humans

I'm new here

Anime is the last stand of implicit white identity

>>74124819
got a full car license, bike license, tractor license, trailer license. all easy as piss

>>74124814
I have one lesson with him a week because it's $78 an hour, I usually go with mummy 3-4 times elsewise. I need to do it for the official P plate road log thingy anyway

got no more pasta

>>74124864
>responding to a 10 and half hour old post
nice

>>74124613
good quality i like

>>74124878
>$78 aus = £45
>£45 p/h driving lessons

oh my god what the fuck that's literally double what it is here

>>73140209
i'm from middlesbrough
are you trying to start on me

a lot of non countrys in this thread

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>X store does it cheaper
Then go shop there

>Order more X next time
I'm a fucking cashier

>I want to refund this clearly broken/used item
Fuck off

>I'll only be five minutes
We closed 20 minutes ago

>I just need one item
Why do you have a fucking trolley then?

>This place is expensive
Then you're too poor to shop here, fuck off

>Can you get someone else on the other till
No, unless you want to start working here we don't have enough staff

>Can you hurry this queue up there's a line
Thanks for pointing that out to me, why don't you blame the slag at the front with 200+ items, 20 vouchers and is paying in loose change?

Coles can't fire me if I quit first, my mental health is slipping away further and further every shift

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eyyy matta you?

Right
State your name, cuz
Thailad, init
What we doing today?
Noncing, init
Yeah, fucking noncing, init
Yeah, kid in the cage, let's go!

[Hook]
/brit/ try say he's better than me
Tell my man shut up
Mention my name in your (You)s
Oi redditflag, shut up
Better than me?
Shut up
Best in the general?
Tell my man, yo, yo

>>74124908
My driving instructor was forever hinting at buying him a present when I passed. Anyone else have that?

bfs watching rick and morty clips again

>>74124959
no one asked you nonce

>>74124916
>responding to a month old post
nice

I'm back from the GP

I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined

Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call

I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional

Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help

>>74124976
Asked me what?

i got my phd supervisor a garfield book (she likes garfield), an ethernet-to-wi-fi thing because she always complained about bad reception in her office, and some chinese green tea (she's from hong-kong)

>>74125012
Cuck

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>>74125011

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>>74124908
yeah it's bananas

only takes cash too

>>74125012
cuck

>>74125025
based straffo

Amir, redpill me on you.

>>74125025
banter

>>74124988
despise you but i agree with you about depression
even in the case of chemical depression i wouldn't want to be drugged into being happy again

WAS DA MATTA WITH YOU?!

*gets schwifty*

>>74124959
not but then again my instructor probably didnt think id ever pass

t. failed my practical on 15 things

>>74125082
i'm a neet with no future, i have no social skills, and i'm extremely clinically depressed

I'm available this morning

fucking hell some lads are just so fit i cant AHHFSDHGHD
being gay is such torture, you wish you were them and you to bum them
you always see fat guys with fit wives

>>74125107
lick muh dicj

>>74125107
Bender

>>74125088
>failed my practical on 15 things
Nervous I assume.

>fly lands on my beer glass
FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE CUNT

>>74125087
all of you have loved ones
all of you can watch them die again
keep summer safe

that was the episode that made me like it

>supposed to get paid every second thursday for casual work
>money still not in my account

ah yes

shall be complaining to the fair work ombudsman on the morrow

You're welcome.

>>74125058
I'm a 25 year old trans woman who has been fucked over by every form of institution in the country and 9/10 people I've ever met

Drugged up to the eyeballs on ibuprofen I'm hallucinating

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>>74125146
>I'm a 25 year old trans woman

any sad cunts here want to get fucking heemed?

>>74125146
*throws a brick through your window*

shan't be allowing the presence of transvestites in this reputable general

>>74125146
now blackpill me

>>74125146
get real, you're a man in drag on hormones

>>74125081
I wonder if the doctor even really cared about me

>>74125146
why did you piss in your flatmates milk

fuck's sake of course it puts on a trip and starts replying to me

fuck off

My eyes have a neutral tilt on the bottom, but on the top they are extremely negative. Do I have a positive or negative canthal tilt?/

>>74125184
i've noticed british doctors don't give a shit
continentals are so much more involved, they actually care about you

>>74125185
need some backstory on this

>>74125208
dont understand this post

might post quasi-ironically reopen my facebook account

*rips vape*

>>74125208
ah yes *nods respectfully* I suffer from the same condition and I also have an anterior epidermic vascular displexion on the lower right side of my left spleen

>>74125241
>>74125234
>/brit/ suddenly forgets the canthal tilt meme

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ANY FUCKING SAD CUNT WANNA GET FUCKING HEEMED?!
HUH?!

>>74125216
NEWPLEBS OUT

>>74125216
FONC

>>74125216
he pissed in his flatmates milk

grown out my hair for 10 months, it's quite dreamy aha x

looked up heem on urbandictionary but no useful entries I'm afraid

Of course gays are a non-issue now, and thank goodness for that, I'm gay. I can't hold my bf's hand if I want to in public, but that's just how it is.

I think trans people should get the adequate treatment (transition) because that is the only thing available and understood at this time. Thoughts?

>>74125295
well then add your definition, any retard can do that

>>74125255
*holds your hand instead*

>>74125167
Transgender, bitch

>>74125176
I don't speak in memes

>>74125183
Bigot

>>74125185
He was noisy and his use of the common areas prevented me from eating and using the toilet

>>74125212
He was nice but clearly anti-trans

>>74125301
Agreed, and we need to lower the trans age from 18 to 5

@74125324
won't even dignify this "post" with a (You)

>>74125334
impressive hourglass figure

ffs amir you are NOT normal

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>>74125321
*blushes*
Baka!

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

How do I use the filter?

>>74125324
>Agreed, and we need to lower the trans age from 18 to 5
There is a problem with this. Children are children and at the same time trans people are born like that but can't do anything about it. It's a paradox.

posting on the top of the hour

>>74125359
I literally went to the GP today, did some talking but he didn't care

>>74125387

8/10 children who have gender identity issues no longer do by the time they reach their teens.

>>74125301
I think you and your boyfriend should be thrown from the tops of buildings inshallah

>>74125392
how do I invest in this

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>>74125366
dont post sad cats you silly aussie

>saxophone in the same picture as machine gun, could be easily confused because of angle and black and white photo. what is google doing. sweaty pepe

business idea: invest in top of the hours before our competition in new zealand gets in on the act

>>74125407
11:00am's already monopolized so better luck next time ahaha

>>74125420
>1440x2560

>>74125386
By fucking off back to redd.it, piggy

>>74125434
it's 10pm

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going to kill me cat

>going for lunch with a mate
>looking at reviews of wowburger on tripadvisor
>"#1 burger place in the UK!"
fucking yanks reee

Manchester will be red tonight

>>74125334
Deano snr

>>74125474
*parks the bus*

>>74125447
think your clock's a bit off

>>74125447
It's actually 6pm

>>74125474
>soccer
fuck off

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Will this work?

>>74125505
It's 5:06pm

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going to cook me cat

>>74125505
Westcoast RUNT
AEST/AEDT is the ONLY relevant timezone

>>74125505
didn't know people actually lived in western australia

>>74125474
No chance

City girl here

Aguero with the hatrick

>>soccer
FOY

3 hour shift tomorrow

underemployment strikes again

IT'S NOT WORKING

>>74125515
Close enough

>>74125526
Suck my right nut, cunt

>>74125529
I don't know if you can call it living

>>74125505
dude hungry jacks lmao

>>74125548
haha what a fucking loser!

how can I check a UK number calling?

>>74125570
check it?

sexuality and gender are natural
being gay is a lot more established because it shows no immediate 'defects' and it is somewhat beneficial to 'society' (women with gay siblings have more children and there are more gay uncles to look after them, subsequent boy children are more likely to be gay, etc)
sexuality spreads however beyond heterosexual and homosexual, but there are mutations that are harmful
gender may be more complex
there are of course intersex people
there are trans people
there are left-handed people
but there's no bad thing trans people do to other people
i have no point

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>promising career in telemarketing

>>74125566
how does it feel being a diversity quota statistic

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going to knife me cat

>>74125506
*chucks you out the thread*
https://youtu.be/qvJeATp31dw

>>74125587
See who it is

>>74125570
if you mean see who it is, google it. whats the code?

Saw some fella make a celebration picture for his own birthday

Seemed a bit sad

>>74125029

HEEM'd

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going to break me cat's wrist

>>74125611
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm
stop it lad

My GP called me a "gentleman"

>>74125601
Can't prove that

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Sweet, got it working (no thanks to you lot). You have to uncheck "Auto," apparently. Gonna be using this a lot more now.

>>74125628
If it's a personal number I don't think there's much of a record unless it's listed in the phone book which is opt-in (iirc) and for land lines only. If it's a company just search it on google.

There's a few sites like these: http://who-called.co.uk/ but I think they're mostly about making a database of scammers.

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going to bully me cat

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>>74125541
gonna spark you out if you ever come anywhere near chorlton you bertie shite

>>74125697
Mate why don't you leave your cat alone?

>>74125686
>sweet
yeah, it's totally radical, you little worm

>>74125629
tried googling it, thought it might be a marketing company or something
>>74125695
I have no idea what it is, but I know the country code is UK 44

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going to break me cat's neck

>>74125726
What does it start with after the country code?

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there's a fit jew lads
what now pol?

just bummed a lad

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going to starve me cat

>>74125765
slightly bent

fucking bruces always killing cats

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NEED an odd-looking, trashy gf

>>74125794
imagine how bad she smells

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>>74125736
16 after the 44(uk) country digits, 2 different numbers been calling

wanted to pick it up and have a chat with brit but too many mean people calling these days

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going to paint me wall red

I thought poley was going to kill xerself?

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>>74125706
go to Settings
expand Filters & Post Hiding
check "Filter and highlight specific threads and posts" and click [Edit].
Paste the tripcode into the Pattern field.
check "Hide"
click Save
click Save Settings

You're welcome.

Amir, your life fascinates me, because you are British but still have very strong ties to your family.
As an immigrant myself alone in this country I am the opposite. Not British and no ties to my family.

It's sometimes nice though, my friend's mum had a bit of crush on me, while I had a crush on him haha.

shan't do you fine fellas the disservice of even attempting to lie to you so I'm being completely and utterly truthful when I say that poleaboo sickens me to the very core

>>74125806
think thats manchester if its 0161

Australians?
more like gaystralians haha

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Thoughts?

>>74125806
>16
could have done with a bit more but it sounds like a residential or company number rather than someone calling you from their mobile phone.

>>74125852
alri lad you alri?

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Thoughts?

>>74125859
would marry

>>74125846
>+4416________

>>74125880
mmm got bad news for you mate

That's a dude

>>74124640
Criminal that this post went overlooked 2bh

>>74125862
the rest of the digits line doesn't match the numbers

>>74125885
that would be manchester then if the next number is a 1, i think the 0 is stripped out if you use 44.

SHEED

>>74125865
Yeah,
just doing a bit of shitposting lad

>>74125892
already kysed myself mate too late

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>>74125889

>>74125846
MANNY ON THE MAP
(reminder that poley is from lancashire and NOT manchester)

>>74125885
>>74125900
it drops the 0 when it's an international call so it's 016, the next two numbers would tell us the area.

Right, time to jump in the bath.

Not literally of course haha.

>>74125900
went to oslo once
grim place i gotta say
we had more fun drinking at the airport on the way back

>>74125911
To be fair (s)he is a model

>>74125828
>friends
It's always curious to me why normies sympathise with me

Which country you from?

she'd

>>74125905
>next
65 and 45

who /rochdale/ here?

>>74125889
>dude
FOY

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>>74125933
curiouser and curiouser

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>>74125647
>reposting this mincing shit yet again

used a face mask lads

face feels FANTASTIC

>>74125924
Romania

>>74125940
Me but I would wipe this paki ghetto off the face of the planet if I got nuke codes

>>74125924
Pakistan

>>74125960
You should use a make more often mate

Like, all the time

made a new vid lads

>>74125964
Rorke

>>74125978
right that's it, gonna have to mask you to leave the thread

>>74125960
alri patrick

>>74125966
Die

ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

>>74125828
voted leave get out

>>74125962
>>74125924
yeah
don't have that webm of gypsy shitposting intensifing though

just reported @74125964 to GCHQ lads

went for a ride like i said yesterday
yeah was good thanks for asking

might wander around rochdale until i find poley and slap him in his poo coloured face

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Failed the job interview lads, he said I didn't have enough work experience in human rights legislation


hmmm ah yes well how do you build work experience? working in human rights you mug just give me a job

don't worry that my entire degree and dissertation focussed on human rights

very impressive

>>74126070
>>74126070
>>74126070
>>74126070
>>74126070

>>74126063
glad you didnt
human rights activists are all cunts

>>74126043
I have permanent residence already and passed my Life in the UK test. Don't have citizenship yet.

And also don't see why I should leave when you mickies infested the UK for hundreds of years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4

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>>74126047