ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
watching rick and morty
https://youtu.be/u2ObhxbjQPM
Viva Marine Le Pen!
shit threa- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
my dick is big
foy
>>74121933
Would not be surprised at all if this is actually you
Want to stick my penis in Samantha's vagina lads
>>74121943
Stupendous post
In new yor I milly rock
Hide it in my sock
>>74121975
reminds me that awful initially was a positive term
Can you hear bacchus calling?
>>74121933
>that canthal tint
>>74121984
Awful post
>>74121965
this is him
https://youtu.be/xnsbBI1G7GM
fucking hate age restrictions on youtube
>>74121988
bright the sunlight
summer day
comus wakes
he starts to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5ckJTB5o8
only got one clean shirt to wear but im afraid to wear it in public because it says "get bent" and im afraid some bogan might take it the wrong way and heem me
>>74121998
t. underage cuck
Take care of your things if you want them to last.
>>74122020
of course a yank would reply
retard
>>74122020
t. jewgle shill
>>74122009
Dont know what this is just wanted to make my alcoholism reference
archer is the anti rick and morty which makes it anti reddit: the tv show
why do yanks always try and relate the world to reddit
>>74121996
Actually, this is me: https://youtu.be/U1teqv06FO8
>>74122063
because we are bordered by reddit: the country
>>74122063
they're cut because they will always be remembered as the country that invented reddit
notice they're always the one desperately trying to defend their masculinity by judging the beer you drink, the sports you watch etc etc. That's because they're the country that pioneered cuckholdry and sjwism
kiwi genocide when?
>>74122027
nice shoes
Pay up piggies x
>that edition
yank'd
>>74122084
neat
I learned literally everything I know about reddit on 4chan. People still say "reddit" to me, though.
australians all cop this same voice when they're nervous
https://youtu.be/PQpyZRcTt3s
>>74122166
you have to go back
>>74122115
Yes. I guess my shows are nice.
>>74122155
Es good, no?
>>74122172
that is not a normal accent
>>74122027
>shoes indoors
FOY
>>74122172
that's an american trying an aussie accent
reddit's not that bad, honestly
>>74122197
To be fair there are a couple of decent subreddits but the lay-out is what annoys me most
>>74122197
its a good content aggregator and the small communities are fine
the main communities might as well be youtube comments
what's a mugwump?
>>74122247
*downvotes your post*
>>74122190
>>74122196
she's an australian who's been living in america for a while
>>74122271
Jeremy Corbyn is a mugwump
>>74122275
You are LITERALLY seething right now because you KNOW that I'm right. I've struck a nerve in that tiny little brain of yours with my elite truth bombs, and this fact disturbs you greatly.Instead of facing the truth , YOU chose to make a series of grandiose statements in a desperate attempt to save face, except all it's achieved is making YOU look even more pathetic than before.It's over. YOU cannot recover from this. Every time YOU see a post with an New Zealand flag, YOU will become deeply troubled as you remember the verbal beatdown YOU received in this thread. YOUR heart will begin to race and the blood will pump through YOUR body, and YOU'LL make another similarly flustered post, which will only further diminish YOUR standing on /sp/Reminder that I'm in YOUR head. Reminder I control you now, you little fucking bitch. Every reaction that YOU make is a calculated, planned reaction by ME. Whether you choose to foolishly reply, or ignore the posts like a little bitch again, YOUR status among the /sp/ community will declineThere is no way out. YOU have NEVER met anyone as dedicated as I am, and I WILL dedicate all of my attention to wiping YOU off the face of this board.Keep on digging your own grave though, you literal piece of shit.
>>74122294
>disembowls you and fucks your mother
> Palestine
More like, not my pal-Estine.
>>74122294
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh... nothin personell.. kid....
>Got Monday and Friday off next week
>>74122367
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*
imagine her getting fucked in a 5way
>>74122372
thailad what's your opinion on shitting
>>74122373
Was the wall bloody before or after you threw my body against it?
Hmmm...
>>74122393
I don't really have one
>>74122403
you tried to kill yourself by biting your tongue off but butchered it by being such a weakling, spitting blood on the wall in the process
>>74122405
BLOODY THATCHER TOOK OUR COAL
ordered some fried chook
>bank holiday weekend
Ah yes three whole days free from Mr. Goyberg
>>74122464
How many Jews are there in Ireland?
An Irish Jew. Stephen King couldn't write a scarier villain.
imagine my shock when my channul is defunded
i don't eat i don't sleep i do nothing but think of you
*brap*
alri lads
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPFF*
what's the good word
*squeeeee*
Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God.
>>74122522
>5:00 in Australia
It's time
>>74122539
*sits on your face*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
You look out your window at the cold grey dawn
It's seven o'clock on a Thursday morning
Pour a cup of coffee,
better make it a strong one
>>74122567
it's 9am and sunny
>>74122567
its actually very sunny outside today. winter is over mate.
>>74122567
>38°C
haha what?
alri thailad
alri
alri thailad
>offers you a pint
So anon, about your local religious centre...
alri?
would like a lad to sit on my bellend
*pushes you out of the way*
>>74122636
*sits on your bellend*
>>74122636
*squats and squeezes out a coil of hot stinking steaming shit all over your cock and balls*
wa la!
>>74122642
Bit rude.
>>74122656
would like thailad to suck my bellend
would like thailad to shit on my bellend
Alri lads
Alri nonces
would like the poster below me to sit on my bellend
first class post is almost never next day for me
which is not too good cause i had some marie jew anna coming and the bf is working tonight so that may mean it's coming tomorrow and i can't smoke until like... monday if he's not working during the weekend or going to meet the lads AHHHHHHHH
but if it were to come today, it'd be perfect but it bet it wont... never does
>>74122416
boring
i think shitting is great
highlight of my day
I SAY
EYE FOR AN EYE
EYE FOR A TOOTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
Absolutely love the smell between my bollocks and my thigh.
A SITE FOR SAW EYES
Terrence
It's never people I know who comment on my pipe. It's strangers who don't have anything to ask and just sort of stare at you. I'm bringing it back, deal with it.
Cba for work
and business executiiiiiives
and they all look just the same
>>74122793
>I'm bringing it back, deal with it.
of course black people are objectively more attractive
once you get over the initial shock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbnaSjhn-18
@74122716
queer
@41
replying to a 9 minute post
absolute STATE
hmmm ah yes, european women
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE
ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA
>>74122716
where do you get it and how much is it and how can i do it?
making some cheeky morning risotto and wine lads
without the risotto haha
gonna heem the next runt i see lyric posting
best model
Only part of the day I enjoy is getting that first piping hot cup of rosy down
this thread reminds me of the /sc2/ general on /vg/
wouldnt be surprised if most of you post there too.
you people are weird
>>74122877
mummy may is watching
although doubt anyone is going to arrest me for a small amount of bodily relief
some vague steps
tor browser
dream market (reddit search it)
bitcoins (bittylicious)
read a lot on the subject if youre gonna do it
something finnish just posted near me
>>74122900
whats starcraft like these days? Used to play back in WoL and eartly Hots
>>74122917
cant tell you, i dont play video games lmao
> Finland
Ah, yes. Russia's Greenland.
and also be willing to pay about £20 per standard unit of measure with escrow (safer) or less when you trust your supplier
>>74122900
no one plays star craft 2 loser
Blizzard re-released Brood War because SC2 was so shit
>>74122912
i have read a lot, i tried to access agora once. none of the links i found worked. then you have to buy bitcoins by bank tansfer, and encrypt your order or something? it just seemed like mental hassle. do you save much money?
>>74122950
>loser
ummm no sweetie
>>74122917
i was playing sc1 on dialup in 1998
got a big brown beaver and I stroke it all the time
cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep up above in my head, instead of going under
>>74122953
>do you save much money?
i dont have friends so i dont know
yes by bank transfer, it's not impossible to trace, but unlikely
encryption is done on the message you send to the seller (the address), it's an extra layer of security because only the seller can decrypt your address
dude
public key encryption lmao
>it just seemed like mental hassle
it's actually easy once you get the hang of it, but in the beginning it may seem a bit like that
and the encryption is done automatically btw by dream market (when you tick a box) for example unless you want to do it yourself (maybe other markets require you to do it yourself)
@74122996
>>>/cum/
I want to swim away but don't know how
Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean
fuck off lyric posters
>>74123028
>and the encryption is done automatically btw by dream market (when you tick a box)
lol asking to get scammed. idiot
cut my life into pieces
>>74123061
what do you mean by this?
>>74122964
had dialup until 2008 haha
>>74123074
use 3rd party software to encrypt messages moron. like literally every guide on the matter suggests.
need a lankey karlie kloss gf
wew imagine swimming for 50 hours straight like that guy who swam the english channel
execute kwkrkrad
#kodingwithkarlie
reckon i might vote tory
working at home today lads
*imagines swimming for 50 hours straight like that guy who swam the english channel*
reckon i might vote BNP
>>74123088
it's only the address, never sent a message
if you trust the market, it's not an issue
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
big fan of crop tops
>>74123126
haha ok then. have fun.
reckon i might vote greens
don stepped outside
it felt good to be alone
>>74123106
Are you a multi-millionaire?
If you answered "no" to the above question then voting for the tories would make you a class traitor and you WILL be punished for it come the revolution
>>74123140
They're great with leggings or shorts.
>>74123145
good lad
>>74123149
but all votes are secret
voting is dumb anyway and we should choose the PM by sortition like the Greeks
>>74123142
over a year and never had an issue with dream market or any order
there's 'risks' everywhere including real life
doubtfully dream market is gonna try to extort me for money by going to the popo and saying this guy has been buying 1γ
>>74123170
>Today's headlines: Jamie Vardy becomes Prime Minister of Great Britain
great
got 10/1 with paddy power that David Schneider will commit suicide on 9th June
>>74123170
Doing it like a lottery might be a laugh
>>74123149
Cant wait to hang you commies from cranes once May installs her reich
>>74123185
whatever you say mate. take your justifications somewhere else, im not interested.
had an excellent post in mind. just forgot
>>74123186
so?
politicians are a joke as is.
so long as the bureaucracy is competent its alright
>>74122964
i was 2 when broodwar was out haha
>>74123213
yeh Jamie Vardy is equally qualified as an educated and experienced politician. good post.
>justifications
you're already buying traceable bitcoins unless you're buying them in person, there's already proof you have done it
how do you feel about this?
cornhole tbhlads
> *walking down the street smoking hobbit weed*
> "hey man, you got shadow leaf in there?"
> Naw man, it's just hobbit weed. I don't imbibe of the essence of Sauron.
>>74123235
Nah he's right. Not using pgp/kleo to encrypt messages to vendors and using default software is a noob mistake.
people have been stung for doing that before and just because they didnt spend 5 minutes installing some easy to use software.
>>74123257
not a fan of germany myself
>Westminster attacker's daughter 'refused Islam' and wore revealing dress to prom instead of burqa
HAHA
GET FUCKED RASHEED
your love of the half-lings' weed has clearly slowed your mind
*ends sentence in preposition*
>>74123286
good lass. fuck islam.
>>74123235
>Transfer to another address
>Plausible deniability
>>74123286
His younger daughter, his older daughter is still a postbox
>>74123303
>wanting pakis to """"integrate""""
stop
>>wanting pakis to """"integrate""""
>stop
>>74123313
well, for now
THAIRAD
https://twitter.com/Squazo10/status/857195764887506944
did a film
>>74123340
How is this a 'sheed? The less they integrate the more excuse there is to kick them out. Integration is really just a cover word for taxable anyway.
Based Tommy
https://youtu.be/TAu-PXDhLX0
>>74123368
if they're integrated there's no reason to "kick them out"
plus you want them to be integrated for the brown qts
>>74123298
Naw man. Half-lings weed helps me to ride my steed better. That shit about it clouding your mind is just propaganda from the realm of Men.
I'm finally doing it /brit/, after all these years of being FOY'd and trying to fit in, I finally understand the true meaning of being an American: and that is to kill myself via pills, to absolve all of my crimes as a traitor to Great Britain. H-here I go!
>>74123340
integration = interbreeding and accepting nonwhites as british
this cereal is shit, just crumbles into the milk and turns it into a thin gruel
>>74123385
i can tell theres not enough in there to take down a 400 pound yank
>>74123385
bye
>>74123403
das ist healthy though ya.
Efficient German Cereal
>>74123420
i expect better for €2.29 a packet
>>74123382
Don't want 'sheeds integrating and putting their genes into the pool though. Integrating is being complacent with the current culture, pop culture. This is why so many supposedly integrated 'sheeds in the Commonwealth are apathetic to the monarchy.
>>74123390
Archaeologists found the skull of a Roman princess in York several years back that they determined was African. Supposedly somewhere between Berber and Sub-Saharan in skull shape.
That, and a disproportionate amount of "Ethiopians", worked on Hadrian's wall.
>>74123429
That's really cheap I pay like 7 Euros for cereal
>>74123385
that wouldn't kill you
whats your favourite flavour of tic tacs? dont care if you've ever eaten them or not
>>74123448
>Roman princess
Literally no such thing during that time period.
>>74123438
>Don't want 'sheeds integrating and putting their genes into the pool though
Yeah we do
>This is why so many supposedly integrated 'sheeds in the Commonwealth are apathetic to the monarchy.
Good desu, the monarchy is an anachronism. You'd expect unintegrated sheeds to be more supportive of it as it's closer to the authoritarian forms of government they may be used to
>>74123403
eat up big boy
you'll need that energy for your lectures today
BLACKED
>>74123463
>flag
expected
the uk will be the only 'western' country not in the EEA
HOWLING
don't even mention switzerland (bilateral agreements including freedom of movement) or meme micro states
>>74123462
This is the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254187/Revealed-The-African-queen-called-York-home-4th-century.html
>>74123463
Their genes are of a lower IQ though.
>>74123473
am i supposed to know who these are?
>>74123450
I thought thailand would be really cheap
How much you spend on food in a week?
stomach's been a bit funny since i got back from morocco lads. get the odd stomach cramp and get the poo sweats, then i do a dangerously fast poo. everything else seems fine, don't feel ill or anything.
>>74123448
its no secret the romans took masses of slaves everywhere they went
not a chance in hell there was a black "roman princess" though
>>74123491
Your mum and dad, negguh
>>74123480
>'western'
USA, Canada....??
>>74123483
and ugly
>>74123497
I buy a lot of imported stuff, my weekly shop is about 90 quid or 106 Euros
>>74123541
fuck off nonce
>>74123482
>african queen
>roman princess
Why the fuck do people do this? I once read Saint George referred to as a "Turkish soldier." she was no Roman princess. Please use accurate terms.
>>74123527
western european
guess i have to explain apostrophes to rorkes now
you can't seem to understand nuance or facts
>>74123541
i think i spend about €150 a month on groceries
>>74123498
It's guilt over fucking those kids.
>>74123499
So are there descendents of blacks from hundreds of years ago in England?
Fuck...So England has been a melting pot all this time??
how's the weather in thairand?
>>74123541
are you a big guy?
>>74123566
>slaves interbreeding with natives
not very likely haha
Dogs are the best animal and if you don't love dogs you're not really a human tbqh
>>74123576
5ft8
>>74123562
Do fuck off, you wormy unwanted paki
>>74123562
Why not just say European? If you could go ahead and explain apostrophes for me, that'd be great.
>>74123563
neat
>>74123567
37C, partly cloudy
>>74123576
for you
>>74123563
you're honestly the biggest runt in this general
wouldn't be surprised if you were eating lentil soup for dinner 4 times a week
>>74123566
>So are there descendents of blacks
Apparently everyone in Africa is black
>So what you gonna fill my mouth up with spunk and then I'm gonna show you and then swallow it?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill your mouth up with my cum. See it in your mouth and then-
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your spunk?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>FACKIN
>I hope you really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. Cream, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for my cum? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah white cum
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>Dirty cunt you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!
Gigi, or Bella, lads?
>>74123620
>>74123620
>>74123499
No slaves worked on Hadrian's wall. Only soldiers.
>>74123557
I was going off memory.
In the Roman period in general, Romans moved a fuckton of people around to run their massive militaristic Empire. Britain being an unruly outer-realm, it saw a fair share of people from around the Empire there as soldiers.
>>74123603
>explain apostrophes for me, that'd be great.
apostrophes are sometimes used when you want to say something that is common knowledge, expecting the reader to understand what you mean
there is no need to define western in the context of the EU
i did not say european or western european because there are many european countries not in the EU and there are many western european overseas territories
i said 'western' because i was talking about the main rich countries in europe
>>74123620
>>74123658
but you just said africans worked on the wall?
>telephone interview for a job today
>>74123644
gigi ofcourse
>>74123645
>>74123652
>>74123670
https://twitter.com/Squazo10/status/857195764887506944
Enjoy
>>74123644
bella, no question
>>74123696
That's nice
>>74123664
>apostrophes are sometimes used when you want to say something that is common knowledge
Are you sure about that?
Just cut my own hair and made a pig's ear of it FFS
>>74123701
i dont dl viruses
>>74123620
>>74123701
What the fuck since when do they allow porn on twitter
>>74123715
yes, or do you again prefer to attack my lack of precision of saying or using double apostrophes (quotes)?
using single apostrophes is for me a method of conveying to the reader that i'm not mocking western by saying "western", but rather i am trying to relay something else
but dumb rorkes will interpret anything however they like
>>74123761
I think I want another example
>>74123767
fuck off nonce
doing a sad but also can't be bothered to feel emotions
eggs and bacey for tea
>>74123795
Keep us updated!
Left my opened bottle of Innocent smoothie out of the fridge overnight. Drinking it anyway.
#UNSTOPPABLE
feel a bit like shinji ikari lol
>>74123747
pretty sure they always have
coffee and ciggies for breakfast again
brit looking a bit shit at the moment, might check back in a few hours x
going to work a bit late today
Off to work lads
>>74123823
at least you're not fat
I saw you delete that post, Bruce
>coffee
f
o
y
PHIMOSIS REPLY TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wine, ciggies, and the new episode of the 100 for me lads
>>74123863
I'm 60kg
>>74123869
'ke
wine, ciggies, and the new episode of the 100 for me lads
>>74123874
>>74123888
how heavy is that
i don't speak british
hit me up in the summertime
when the length of your skirts is just right
wine, ciggies, and the new episode of the 100 for me lads
>tfw not enough of a runt to start smoking
back from my run
someone run me a bath?
aussie and abo best men
The colleagues are bullying the qt german head of marketing again
>>74123908
you probably havent seen a person that light in your life
'ck 'ff 'nk
im under 60 kg
183cm
just
>>74123929
Perhaps that's because they come from Belgium, which is pretty much a none country.
*enters thread*
*posts*
>>74123925
hello billy no mates
>>74123908
9 st 7lbs or so
around 130lbs
being bullied at work again
>>74123944
I think they're bitter because she's prettier than they are Tbh
*Cracks can*
*Turns on gaming console*
*Takes a sip*
Let's get to work.
business idea: exchange goods and services for money
>>74123959
that's what I said
>>74123955
i'm 135
lets be friends
business idea: buy high sell low
>>74123974
sorry, I don't like yanks
I'm 63kg and 190 cm lads haha
money is a social construct
makes you think
>>74123988
you could walk for slp
/tv/ would be a good board if i wasn't for all the spam and marketing
wish i were Are Tim again
>>74123988
lol
>>74123989
ill give you all my monopoloy money for £15
>>74123989
Your identity is a social construct
>brit is filled with absolute runts
surprise surprise
i'm 175cm and 85kg
more of me to love
>>74123985
genuinely hurts my feelings
cannae recall seeing belgiums on the chan
strange. spend enough time here haha
>>74124014
'ckin 'ell lad
move to america, we'll do a straight swap with
>>74123974
Move on, nobody cares about the last 10 posts.
>>74124025
>>74124025
>>74124026
*retweets*
>metric measurements
>being under 2.08 yards tall
>>74124035
>the last 10 posts
>>74123997
When a new Star Wars (or anything Disney) comes out, the board is just flooded. There needs to be a campaign to boycott any product caught shilling on 4chan.
They should also be exposed as advertising on 4chan while using offensive language. I see shills using all kinds of nasty language to fit in. If it could be widely publicised that this is how the Disney Corporation is presenting itself, they might fuck off from 4chan for good.
We also need to hold the mods accountable somehow. They allow the board to become 70% Star Wars threads, yet they aren't asleep because they're banning other shit.
I just attack the shills directly. Make them feel bad in their threads for being disgusting shills. Hilarious when they pretend there's no such thing.
My eyes have a neutral tilt on the bottom, but on the top they are extremely negative. Do I have a positive or negative canthal tilt?
bummers