/cum/ + /china/

>>74120997
CHI

>[cums in Chinese]

WHERE ARE YOU 94 ONTARIO???

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>>74120997
the +china is redundant

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Stop posting asian girls

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>>74120997

>tfw white

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messicans fuck off

there is a chinese buffet here that i love going because there is this ugly gook at the entrance and she always tries to make small talk in her broken spanish and is so cute : 3

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>>74121029
LOOK AT IT

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My heros

>>74121045

there is a pic where she is wearing glasses and she looks like lex luthor.

still would give my right arm and leg to be able to lick a chair she has sit on.

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>>74121036
>Israel

>>74121060
Bill Nye, the "pay me to lie" guy!

>>74121068
open border society, except israel goy

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Where is footkraut

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>>74121066
>Mexicans are this desperate for White people
The malinchismo is strong in this one

Where is the rope

>>74121060
bill looks like he chops up kids, barry looks like a sleazy used car salesman and degrasse tyson looks like a retarded dog

>>74121060
Who's that in the middle?

>>74120997
>>74120997

>You wanna bet?#

>>74121083
his body was found dead in Taiwan. please take a moment to remember him

and also

so this is a thing now, everytime i post you guys will post bald cara

really boring desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

>>74121009
NA

He seems a bit upset about bald cara.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
literally me: the song

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>>74121136
LOOK AT IT

>>74121126
I'll take his place as best I can

*filters the pics*

What a great thread we have here buds.

>>74121168
that song is so you I can't even tell the difference

>>74121168

whats wrong with their hairs

and i do remember this song, so fucking cringey

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>>74121191

>>74121171
Is she filming trainspotting 2?

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>>74121234
She's going to be Lex Luthor in the Justice League movie as >>74121066 said

I like how flyover states over-do trends because they're so amazed by them do to their blandness/whiteness

>+ /china/

Sorry British Columbia, you have to go back.

French Canadians > Anglo Canadians

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I'm going to Japan!!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
help ive been transported to early-2000's

>>74121336
canadian rose

I hate horror movies

>>74120997
>yellow fever

BASED
A
S
E
D

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do i dare?

>>74121312
when? thats super cool

what cities are you going to?

>>74121359
do it Irvine

>>74121358
America, what happened to all your stars?

>>74121359
You should listen to Mr Brightside

>>74121376
>a fucking leaf

m'kek

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>>74121374
couple miles off

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>>74121366

>ywn be a blood man that lives in attic after escaping hell

>>74121366
Osaka and Wakayama for a few months

should I even study for this midterm if I cant even get the homework assignments to work right

>>74121391
>asian bootleg flag

>>74121412
Yeah
Don't fail out

>>74121412
Yes you should.
Meanwhile I'm here taking a chem final in an hour and I'm sweating my balls off.

>>74121412
Giving up is for fags.

But if the exam is tomorrow it's always better to have some good sleep.

>>74121438

its next monday

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV4smtJrIOM
i want to go back

buds

is this racist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI2Wq9eSniY

i think it certainly is

>>74121407
osaka seems really cool

are you teaching english? a few months is a long time

I'm a thief

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>four (4) weeks into the term
>class has had one (1) homework
>it hasn't even been graded yet
>multiple pages of reading assigned everyday and I haven't even looked at the book
slightly concerned

>>74121452
CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH

>tfw you were a semi popular edgelord in middle school and you've been a shut in autist ever since

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>>74121473
I GET
THIS FEELING

>>74121477

getting a wedgie from chad doesnt make you popular, anon

>>74121484
getting noticed from chad means you get noticed which places you ahead of so many others

>>74121477
>tfw I too was an edgelord and was friends with everyone in middle school

>>74121477
>tfw you never were a popular edgelord anywhere and have been a shut-in since childhood

>>74121455
conversational partner for students at a small local school
If everything works out and I dont blow all my money like an idiot then I should be good by this winter

>>74121312
post qts

>>74121500
sounds awesome, how'd you get the hookup?

Hellraiser is a bad movie

>>74121468
What class is it? Is it math related?
For science/math books you just read what you need and do ALL the exercises. If it's a humanities class you're pretty fugged, thou; for those you have to read and memorize pointless bullshit.

>>74121529
lel

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>tfw all those finances book that say "lets use the T-Bill as the zero risk asset, there is nothing safer than a T-Bill" will be obsolete because of drumpf

why did you do this america, i wish i was memeing

>>74121477
>tfw I was a complete loser in middle school and was semi popular in high school

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Cum in Chinese ladies?

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can
not
stop
laughing

>>74121517
Through a friend, although the same place does things through websites like HelpX

>>74121577
Why'd she shave her head?

>>74121570
she can li(c)ker my ting anytime

>>74121581
neat

stop bullying cara!!!

>>74121543
It's a CS class. The class is mostly a project and an exam which will probably be mostly theory. Most of the concepts are pretty easy to reason if you have common sense.

>>74121584
for a movie

people can shave their heads and not do it for attention or politics now, you fucking racist bigot nazi

*bullies Cara*
What now?

>>74121611

*kisses you*

What now then fag

>>74121439
The fuck are you worrying about, then?
I've done one night crams for org chem exams and got A's.
Of course, I later restudied it at my own pace during summer to compensate.

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A free society?

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SHOTS FIRED

>>74121017

It's a good feeling desu

>>74121635
Bit gay

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This throwback rabbithole is going pretty deep buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

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>>74121668
Perhaps

Breaking my back just to know your name
17 tracks and I've had it with this game
Breaking my back just to know your name
But Heaven ain't close in a place like this

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Have you guys noticed how America has becoming steadily more shitty the more relevant negroes become?

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>>74121719
Negroes aren't becoming more relevant, Mexicans and the other spics are.

>>74121719
America was at its best when the white man had the minorities beneath his boot

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>>74121719
what do you propose?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

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>>74121719
>tfw the whole world will get swallowed in a sea of black from their open border gullibility
>tfw the whole world will burn

>>74121734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20jvV-BPNSk

>>74121728

Not really, hispanics rarely ever cry about identity politics and are happy segregating themselves with univision and telemundo.

>>74121734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

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>>74121746
>hispanics rarely ever cry about identity politics

>>74121715

'bright it back down bring it back down toniiiiight

hooo HOOOOOOOO

never thought Id let a rumor ruin my moonliiiight

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>tfw your school does Saturday finals

>>74121746
>hispanics rarely ever cry about identity politics
Flagrantly false statement

>>74121758
Brutal.

what's a latinx

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>>74121734

>6th grade was 11 years ago

>>74121753

Thats shit pretty different and you know it, you rarely hear hispanics complain that L.A. is like 50% mexican but is never reflected in movies and tv shows, negroes get more representation than latinos by far and nobody cares nor complains.

Trump comments were super shitty againts the CHIs so they got pissed ,what did you expect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc

>>74121778
Something Mexico apparently hasn't discovered yet.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDj8kkVwisY&index=27

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>>74121787
>

>>74121794
It's on its way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I

>>74121779

>6th grade was 16 years ago

>>74121827

go to bed, grandpa

>>74121779
I fucking hated middle school.
Kids turned into backstabbing, vicious assholes at that age.

>>74121836

No

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>>74121787

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

why do white people like m and m so much

>>74121791
>21+ year olds in high school
party lyfe

All-American Rejects was my favorite band for a while for no real reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

Also anyone who says CHIs don't engage in identity politics is delusional

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>>74121787
Here's a real funny one

>>74121669
Top kek

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>>74121853
>mfw there have been historically more Southerners than Mexicans in Texas
Thank you, based Santa Ana.

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atzlan

>>74121897
There have always been more Americans than Mexicans in California as well because neither the Spaniards nor the Mexicans actually colonized it. They just established missions and tried to convert the natives. The Brits were thinking about taking California from Mexico before the Mexican-American War.

gotta this nasty rash on my groins and it hurts while walking, really hope it goes away tonight

>>74121915

i uploaded the original pic and cant remember where i got it from

>>74121927
Does it have a scaly appearance?
Are the edges red and slightly raised from the middle?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

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>>74121955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

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>>74121860

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>>74120997
Did someone say Chinese-Canadian?

>>74121951
>Are the edges red and slightly raised from the middle?
yes? but i thought all rashes were like that, and its not scaly.
I think its just cause i did alot of walking and my underwear was wedged between my balls and thighs and caused it to rub alot as its on both sides

Hello, I am an international student from India looking to sharpen my English speaking capabilities, specifically colloquialisms.
Is it weird for someone to say "oh man" or "oh shoot" when something alarming or concerning happens?

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>>74122011
nobody mentioned you

>>74122015
I mean like a ring of red outline the rash?

>>74122018
my go to is "holy cow"
I would never say "shoot" in vain

>>74122059
Giggled out loud while reading this post.

>>74120997

Best song I have ever heard guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ

>>74122018
oh man sounds like its from a 80s family sitcom, and its usually either a depressed and slow oh man when something sad happens or an oh man oh man oh man when something exiciting happens.
oh shoot is just saying oh shit in a family friendly wording, but it usually means that you did the thing you are reacting to
(dont take my definitions as gospel)
>>74122051
maybe? i really dont understand you describition because i rarly get any rashes and dont know what others look like
its looks like a mosquito bite that was then speared

>>74122107
You could have ringworm/jock itch, enjoy.

>>74122107
>but it usually means that you did the thing you are reacting to
Darn! I didn't actually know this, that means I used "oh shoot" incorrectly today. Thanks so much for the advice though!

the animoo is pretty good but it suffers from the typical animoo stereotype

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>>74122083

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going to bed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM

>>74122129
what was the context of saying it?

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Again, I'm under arrest?

>>74122162
My friend is having a pregnancy scare and she told me about it looking all solemn today. I replied to her saying "oh shoot".
I didn't use that phrase to remark on my own action, but another person's. Thus, the phrase was used incorrectly.

cyka blyat

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>cyka blyat

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/cum/ is so depressing without me

you're lucky I post here

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this is nice broad

>>74121743
I dont mind

When Americans want to refer to someone's bottom, you all usually say butt, ass, buns, or glutes, or booty. No one ever says "bottom" or "bum", right?

>>74121845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhUv60EAYMQ

>>74122192
saying oh shoot still works, again i dont know how much cursing colloquialisms you know, but anytime you would say Oh shit/fuck, it can be replaced with shoot in a more friendly-family/professional setting
a more common expression for that situation would be Oh my God, when you really dont have control of what happened (dont know if you can pick that up due to your religion)

go ask on culture pals or some other primary English focused general for another opinion

>>74122152
Night senpai

>>74122280
>emo music is depressing
kys

anyone down for some autism on certain pixel game platform?

>>74122179
I would have been shot twice by now.

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Hey /cum/ this girl wants me to fuck her hard but I've actually never had sex before and I didn't tell her that. What do?

>>74122354
Hire someone else to fuck her for you

>>74122354
tell her that, the demon spirit that possesses woman will love to introduce you into fornication. be wise though.

>>74122354
blindfold her, get one of those robotic strap ons, and let it rip

>>74122322
LOL I'm not religious. I shall use Oh my God (not plural gods though).
>go ask on culture pals or some other primary English focused general for another opinion
I prefer 4chan because the replies are very quick.

This might be a weird question (or at least odd to think about) but are you able to answer my questions in such detail/length because you are a native American English speaker or is it because you're some kind of linguistic connoisseur?

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*blocks your path*

>>74122354
Just get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee.

>>74122392
>doesn't know what culture pals is
>>>/reddit/

>>74122366
>>74122370
>>74122382
>>74122398

Thanks /cum/

I'm probably just going to drown myself in liquor and hope it doesn't go too bad.

>>74122414
Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg.

>its a get 4 hours of sleep episode
night
>>74122392
i mean other generals on /int/

>>74122407
What is it? I frequent /ck/ but I'm pretty clueless when it comes to /int/ actually.

>>74122424
She's on the pill so I won't have to worry about that. She also doesn't care if I use a condom

>>74122444
lad she's a degenerate -- a slag if you will

>>74122407
>Open culture pals general thread
>its just 30 horny men trying to get messaged by international girls
I'm from India, I've dealt with enough thirsty freakshows in my life.
I prefer anime autists with minimal to no sex drive on /cum/

>>74122459
Fully aware. But she's still fine as hell

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When they go low, we go high

just had a fap

>>74122480
I'd probably do the same though 3456bh

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>>74119394
>>74122334
I wasn't lying buds

>>74122516
Yeah she's got all the fun things you'd expect a slut to have. Big tits, big ass, curvy body and an alright face. She /cum/med to me on skype earlier and she says I'm free to do whatever I want to her body.

Iunno though. She's over the top horny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA

Once school ends for the summer I'm going back home to work for the summer.
I already talked to my old employer and they want me back, it's safeway though so it kinda sucks. my mom told me today that my neighbor offered me a job. he's the assist superintendent for my old school district and wants me to be a groundskeeper or a janitor for the summer. I'd probably to janny because I know that stuff better. It wouldn't be much actual cleaning, mostly just packing up stuff and moving stuff. it's monday through friday 6:30-3:30 full 40 hours a week. they said I could take a few days off when I need over the summer. think I might take it. I'm supposed to call tomorrow.
my girlfriend's dad also offered me a job but I think it's be weird to work for him. he is in charge of all the city workers who do maintenance

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>>74122713
Custodial work?

>>74122745
I could be janman for real

why was I even born

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>>74122750
Work... with pay?

>>74122480

you better hang out with her earlier that day and watch her take the pill whenever she does

after that, pound away. if she doesn't require a condom then it doesn't matter if you're good at sex or not anyway

>>74122772
Your parents had sex with each other.

>>74122787

why, not how

>>74122794
But that is why you were born also. As for your purpose...

>>74122775
yes you neet

>>74122713

fuck janitor work unless they're going to pay you a lot more than safeway. moving shit around in the summer means it's going to be fucking brutal.

>>74122713
how is safeway worse than moving around shit in the outdoor summer heat 8 hours a day

>>74122826
I'd be doing pretty much the same thing at safeway. the problem with safeway is I can't be guaranteed 40 hours a week plus all the other employees at safeway were terrible so I have to cover for them all the time and I don't want to do that. also you get micromanaged all the time.
>moving shit around in the summer means it's going to be fucking brutal.
I started working summers on a berry farm when I was 12 so I think I can handle it bud.

>>74122862

>>74122895
sounds like you should be the groundskeeper then

>>74122918
yeah but I don't have any kind of experience with that type of work

>>74122935
im fairly sure you can learn

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>>74122822
Spending too much time on 4chan?

>>74122972
yes maybe I should... I don't want to be the guy who doesn't know what he's doing though. especially since they only want one groundskeeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et2R63jMwYw

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>dying this early in the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QicgfPt_k6M

>>74123377
it's probably your fault

>>74123377
>4am ET
>1am PT
>early

>>74122444
>She's on the pill so I won't have to worry about that.
Haha. Yeah.
Put the cockblocker sleeve 3000 on.

>>74122895

whether or not you can handle it is not my point, my point is that if you make the same amount of money why the fuck would you do the back-breaking work over dicking around all day

>>74123534
which one of those jobs is dicking around?

Got my ITIN. I so look forward to become an unauthorised alien in the US!

>>74121045
Is she only considered beautiful because she comes from a wealthy family?

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>>74123883
Tbqh only smelly Mexicans like her I think

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Where are all the attention whores???

>>74121853
>>74121886
America has had control of that land for way longer than Mexico ever did. They also never developed or colonized it.

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>>74124553
It also doesn't make sense that some Honduran or Mexican from Mexico City who moves their should have some sort of innate claim to it either instead of people who actually live there.

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me right now

>>74124612
Border wars are usually stupid like that. Bunch of gimmie' dat nonsense.

In other news America should give us Alaska.

How is the weather where you are today?
Today it is raining here and cold wind blows. It sucks.

>>74125077
I wish it was raining in my area, man.

heil hitler

>>74125077
Cold and looks like it will rain or snow. Winter started late but now it won't leave.

>>74125141
>>74125077
russhit subhumans OUT

>>74125202
T.subhuman selfhating cuck

>>74125141
We have rain 3 days straight already and before rain we had snow.
Really getting tired of this

>>74125412
It's the same weather here but that's been happening since February. At least the snow doesn't stay when it falls.

I feel bad for the farmers, it will be a bad year for them.

>>74123138
Makes me wanna become hokage

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>>74123138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TsE01qdy5A

>>74119394
Yeah, the lecturers give you low grades if you write an essay in plain English

ķīna

*steals your gf while you are asleep*

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*wakes ups*
*reviews review note*
*gets dressed and ready*
*posts anime burger with nice clevage*

>>74128081
literally me

>>74122572
Wear a condom and don't get too drunk. If you do, your dick might not work. The condom will prevent you from cumming too quickly and you can always peel it off if it's preventing you from finishing and you wanna risk the biscuit in this whore raw

Mornin' /cum/bums

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>>74128778
Ohayou

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>didn't put my hand on my chest for the morning pledge
Who here /devilish/?

~OFFICIAL~

~~THREAD~~

~~~THEME~~~

https://youtu.be/9lJ-v-Ex58w

>>74129205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAH7CLUmvhE

>>74129763
'no'

>>74129805
pleb

>>74120997
Aisan girls are so cute to be quite honest.
A shame the ones we have over here are Uzbeks with moon faces.

>>74129839
sorry I don't speak asian

could u reply in english next time

>a russian enters the thread
>https://youtu.be/d1vQMIisJuc
>starts playing

>>74129896
plebeian

>>74129882
Kazahstan ones are ok. I've seen a lot of asian girls in moscow metro. They are hot as hell.

>>74129993
Kazakhs are rare in my city.

>>74130059
Yeah... in mine too. I just was a few times in moscow as a "tourist". Just sharing my opinion.

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REEEEEE!!!!!!

>>74130147
Claylets, when will they learn?

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Yellowknife is objectively the best city in the territories.

>>74120997
Do actual Chinese posters exist

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>>74124953
>In other news America should give us Alaska

Real talk, though.

>>74130373
Ontario doesn't need 3 pieces. Should be Northern/southern Ontario with Sudbury and Toronto as capitals

>>74130360
i dont think so
CAPTCHA restriction really did them in

>>74130373
Real talk, Canada should be USA clay

>>74130443
Thunder Bay is a good 1 000 kilometers from Sudbury, and Kenora / Dryden are a fair bit farther than that.

I'd say it makes more sense to give that third bit to Manitoba, or just to let them do their own thing, than to leave it as a part of Northern Ontario.

>>74130644
t. actual Chinese poster

>>74130720
If you wanna give them Manitoba okay but I was under the transport links for up north were centered on Sudbury? I don't think you can from Churchill to northern Ontario so easily

I just think it would be stupid to make a new province with so few people

>>74130749
t. actual chinese poster

>>74130800
t. actual chinese poster

>>74130799
Eh, Kenora district has 60 000, they'd be okay as a territory or some such.

And I'm not sure what you mean by transport links? I'm from Sudbury, and while there are a lot of flights that leave from here for Northern Ontario, it's not really centered. They're usually smaller propeller planes, and by the time you hit Thunder Bay you need to transfer to a different flight anyway. And everything else is reliant on roads, which aren't really centered anywhere.

cum lol

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>>74131058
haha
eppic bro

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went on a date w/ the gf this past saturday

>>74131280
Taiwan looks like a good place to live in.
Like a Japan's little brother.

>>74131322
I think its a good place to live. The cost of living is low and health insurance is cheap.

On the other hand, I ride a bike to work every day and come home smelling like spent gas fumes.

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Where should I get a GF from the CUM countries
Tell me the girls in:
mexico
canada
america
t.chinese ambassador

>>74131457
Are you native or foreigner?

>>74131559
Interpals probably

*vomits*

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>>74131559
Windsor, Ontario
>>74131601
foreign

I'm about to wage cuck guys, I don't want to:'(

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>>74131601
So far I got one qt in mexico, but sadly I'm still too far away for her ;_;
no canadians
one weaboo american

>>74131657
is that the place that makes knives?

Also why are there so many ontarios in north america?

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>>74131779
dont know anything about knives bud

>>74131766
dunkin donuts chan?

>>74130958
We don't need more territories, but there are legitimate reasons to seperate southern Ontario from the rest

>>74131876
Agreed.

I had a dream where i was in us a

>>74131907
Quebec is also similar in that 95% if our people live in the south but southern Quebec isn't a paki/sjw infested shithole so you'll never see Québécois up north pining for independence. They just want to return to Montreal when their contracts are up

>>74131916
And then what

mornin pals
whats the plan for today?

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>>74131916

>>74132028
you do my homework while i watch anime, k?

>>74132028
Maybe a bike ride on the canal dunno the weathers nice

>>74132014
Ill tell soon let me get it first

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>>74132101

Slowwwww

>>74132107
only if we cuddle afterwards

>>74132129
thats good, exercise and getting outside is healthier than being here!

>>74132329
>>74132329
>>74132329
New
Nouvelle
Nuevo

>>74132421
>306 posts
fucking leafs

>>74132014
ok
so i went to some weird ass restoraunt his fucking weird dishes like some sausages in water or someshit
i couldnt decide what to take so i give the money i had to the salesperson and told him to get whats good
then someone next to me says wow green dollar (had some high value to it)
then i go the line to wait for my meal to be done
some us a citizen talks to me and does not realize im finnish and says that all finnish are autistic
i say im finnish, he says are autistic, yes i am

then he says its so good to be 2 metres tall
i says lol you hit your head on doorframes and everything is desinged based on the averege height fucking lanklet

>>74132383
blame dixie