/brit/

is this guy the most evil cunt ever

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Dirlewanger

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Rate me lads

just had a great-future memory

thats what i call my fantasies now that i'm trying to manifest shit into existence. i imagined making out with my future qt gf and i was lightly brushing her pussy through her soft panties during foreplay
(btw if any qt girls in america scroll by and read this and youre into that leave your A/S/L)

>>74118224
give me the greentext run down i'm not reading all that lad

>>74118228
food like this is why you itch at night
(legal disclaimer: if you're not the canadian that itches at night i apologize, please disregard the post)

>>74118228

6/10. It's mainly bad because of the table and the plate.

>>74118181
want marine to stick her pen down my willy

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>>74118253
*blocks your path*

Say that again you fucking pussy

>>74118264
reported :^)

>>74118278
*tickles your belly*

>>74118278
went to click on this picture and accidentally downloaded it, the gayest thing ive ever downloaded

>>74118285
>how do I get better skin? my face isn't bad but is a bit blotchy and I have some scarring from when I had acne as a teen


1. move to Not Canada

2. go out in the sun on a fairly regular basis

3. have nice looking skin

>>74118195
and this is only scratching the surface. Spreading awareness would help. There's a lot of shit happening here that doesn't make US news, and most Puerto Ricans live there. I know it's boring to read about some insignificant colonial shithole, but learning a bit about our history since 1898 would seriously help understand why our colonial status is so unfair and why it needs to be changed. There was a plebiscite in 2012 where 69% voted statehood and it was ignored.

A hungry feeling
Came o'er me stealing
And the mice were squealing
In my prison cell

And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! To start the morning
The warden bawling
"Get up out of bed, you! And Clean out your cell!"

And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the screw was peeping
And the like was sleeping
As he lay weeping
For his girl Sal

And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

On a fine Spring evening
The like lay dreaming
And the sea-gulls were wheeling
High above the wall

And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal
Oh! the wind was sighing


Fuck me Luke Kelly a capella with the lads is something powerful

>>74118316
never give a shit about stickers and think theyre kind of gay but...


that (you) sticker is incredible, i really want one

College was supposed to be better lads. Can't even use video games as an escapism anymore.

>>74118347
-_- ok whatever you say

>>74118360
can literally have one made at a specialty shop within 10 minutes

holding in a poo lads

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COMRADE MARINE LE PEN

VIVE LA COMMUNE

>>74118369
why not

>>74118222
these google results are very concerning

My doctor retired and I've got a new one

She's a female

Honestly thinking of booking an appointment to say my balls have a lump on it so that shes forced to fondle my delicate swimming chums

>>74118407
It's not about the academia but about meeting people.

>>74118408
Don't connect with or meet anyone at college. Don't have a gaming PC or a room to myself anymore. I could build one if I had a room.

>>74118405
is that real? that's the soviet naval flag?

>>74118405
>le russia boogeyman

tired of it

when your options are open borders and islam or russia the choice is clear

>>74118228
I've eaten this myself pretty regularly before but with far less nutella and without taking a pic as it looks disgusting haha

>>74118470
russia is 15% muslim

>>74118441
"doc, if you rub my pee pee for too long it gets swollen you gotta check this out"

>>74118482
most of those are """"""""""""""""""muslim"""""""""""""", they're all domestic and native, and vastly different to middle eastern muslims

>>74118490
mmm, i'd take marine to funky town

Every time in my life I've had a moustache, Indian people come up and talk to me I'm their language. I didn't realise why it happened before, but I've just now realised it's the moustache.

I've never had Indians come up to me and confuse me for an Indian when I've been clean-shaven or had a full beard.

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>>74118482
k

might fly to south africa to get quaaludes

>>74118316
if she's so concerned about the machine getting broken into, maybe she shouldn't have systemd installed

>>74118507
yeah not like they've caused any violence recently

The dumbest shite ever is when the media in the current fucking year covers alleged Russian intrigues using Soviet imagery.

>>74118482
>>74118493
Literally more than 90% of Russia's landmass isn't Russia but subjugated territory. The demographics are only relevant in what is traditional European Russia. Is any of continental France the annexed territory of another radically different people?

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i one day hope to be the husband of the future president of france

>>74118526
those are from istan countries

A lusty British teacher who organized an orgy with two male friends and a female teenage student has been banned from teaching for life.

In 2007, Francoise Jenkins, a 45-year-old married mother, conducted a two-year-long sexual affair with the 18-year-old female student, according to a disciplinary panel which published its findings this week.
Francoise Jenkins, 2001

Jenkins, who had worked as a substitute teacher at Danum Academy in Doncaster, South Yorkshire since 2007, has now been banned from teaching due to her inappropriate behavior. The professional conduct panel of England’s National College for Teaching and Leadership suspended Jenkins after finding her guilty of unprofessional conduct.

The panel first heard that the teacher befriended the female student after acquiring her mobile number from a school computer, according to the Daily Mail. She is later said to have seduced her at a school prom. After the school-organized party, Jenkins met up with the 18-year-old for drinks and took her home, where they had sex with another man (identified as Individual A).

A member of the panel, Dr. Robert Cawley said: “Pupil A describes how she had sex with Individual A but cried and had asked for it to stop as she did not want to have sex with a man.”

Jenkins told the panel that as their relationship progressed, the man they had sex with became more involved but they did not have full intercourse with the girl as she was “worried about becoming pregnant.”

During another encounter, Jenkins invited the teenage girl to her house, along with a male friend where the group engaged in sexual congress. The disciplinary board heard that Jenkins offered to pay the first man money to the tune of £13,000 to keep his mouth shut about their illicit activities.

>>74118552
you are aware that there is still an insurgency in the Caucasus?

>>74118526
are you referring to the subway bomb in st.petersburg a while ago

i never found out who did that one

>>74118541
I'm that "schizophrenic" Somali. I get moved around a lot with my job, and certain places you have to be clean shaven, others you don't need to shave, so the past two years I've been bouncing between full beard, clean shaven, and just a moustache.

I've never looked in the mirror and thought I looked anything other than Somali, but I've been spoken to in Gujarati, Tamil, and whatever else too often.

>>74118565
>After the school-organized party, Jenkins met up with the 18-year-old for drinks and took her home, where they had sex with another man (identified as Individual A).

that lucky, lucky son of a gun. fucked a milf and a teen at the same god damn time

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the goal

ah shit, i've made a racist post again

>sexual congress


what the fuck is sexual congress

>>74118604
Perhaps your mum got PATEL'd

why do somalis love bananas

>>74118609
where is that? norway?

>>74118630
That's the place where your mum works haha

>>74118630
it's how women refer to the voices in their heads telling them whether or not they should fuck you

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>>74118609
would really be a shame if all of it were wiped out by a tidal wave

>>74118531
goalposts

projecting my strawman

>>74118647
lmfaooooo

upvoting this shit honest to god

>>74118604
Africans in cold countries have high rates of autism

got a powerball ticket for tonight. if i win, what should i spend the money on?

>>74118696
HMM do you live in minnesota lad? >>74118604

I think I'm on the breakthrough of a huge scientific discovery. I've found evidence of a 13th gender

I just need at least $100,000,000 lol of funding my research. Don't be a >>74118651
bigot

>>74118704
pussy and weed

*makes a stupid post and then leaves the thread out of embarrassment*

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*blocks your path*

>>74118718
>doesn't know about infinite gender theory
its already an accepted scientific truth, like gravity. what did you think the + in LGQTLglQ+ is?

what's the haps my brittle goolies

>>74118630
Congress, but sexier.
>>74118640
It's the national fruit of Somalia. The scientific name for banana "musa" is Somali.
>>74118632
Doubtful. I just think Indians assume any brown person with only slightly curly hair and a moustache is Indian.

Not offended, they're just very enthusiastic when they meet another Indian.

skip smells like willys

bellend smells of skips

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>>74118746

>>74118585
he's talking about general terrorist attacks in russia you tard

maybe real more on modern geopolitics? x

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>Some cunt actually reported me for that A/S/L shit

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

somalians are disgusting

Your people infest Minnesota.

i have never seen 'fake news', dont think it exists

>>74118721
naturally. if i win the lotto then maybe i'll lose my virginity.

>>74118783
don't give enough of a shit to bother 2bh

>>74118793
The last few times I was posting here I posted incessantly about how I hate Somalis and Somalia. The Mississippi of the world, truly. Utter shithole, and shit culture.

>>74118608
ikr. fucking normie twat

>who called out when he entered the room, "Halo, Stanley! what brings you here?—Has Dizzy cut his throat, or are you going to be married?"

wonder how autistic conversation used to sound 200-300 years ago

>>74118815
maybe then don't discuss politics and go back to your little /cum/my hugbox

ah yes
the hospital
for five weeks

>>74118800
In other words, fake news is fake news.

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>>74118609
rising water levels, perhaps?

>>74118831
autism only came into existence in the 20th century

>>74118842

why lad

>>74118835
i was asking a simple question

i have a very basic understanding of the problem in the russian part of the world but if you expect me or anyone else to know specifics then you're being a bit unrealistic

>>74118855
Getting the old penis converted from an outie into and innie

>>74118851
Caligula had autism.

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>>74118855
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus_aureus#Bacteremia

>>74118878
He just liked to party and have some laughs

>>74118851
you mean the medical knowledge necessary to diagnose autism

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release fable 2 for pc you stupid bongs

>>74118871
you yanks are hideously ignorant, most people would know that russians have had a history of bombings/ attacks from the caucasus and the stans for years now. partly why russians want a big strongman like putin in charge. that knowledge includes a "basic understanding"

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going to bed

>>74118783
thanks for the backup sweetie x

>ask a brit for the time
>"OI U WANNA HEAR THAT IN BURGER TIME YOU FAT FOK"
wtf guys

>>74118826
Don't be self hating lad.

>>74118899
I wish you well

>>74118899
good luck and god bless

>>74118919
who gives a fuck? honestly

why do you care? you don't live there

only the people living, experiencing and dealing with it on a daily basis give a fuck and you don't see them discussing it on peruvian tapestry weaving looms

It has been three weeks since I last matched with a girl on tinder who I would consider messaging. My standards aren't even high.

Just fuck my shit up

>>74118917
Game had a good atmosphere
Main story was too short though and the ending was shit

>>74118962
fuck off redditspacing cunt

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>Offers you a pint

So anon, about those churches, synagogues, and mosques... and uh, your boss?

>>74118962
why should I give a fuck about anything?
this is literally basic global knowledge, on par with refugees flooding europe, trump becoming president, china becoming a great economic and political power and so on. you don't directly interact with all of those things but you should know about them
your knowledge of the world is woeful and you shouldn't weigh into any discussion because of it

>>74118962
If you've never heard about the Chechen wars until now you must be either twelve years old or a high functioning mongoloid.

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>With antibiotic treatment, case fatality rates range from 15% to 50% depending on the age and health of the patient, as well as the antibiotic resistance of the S. aureus strain
canada is dead rest in peace

to pimp a butterfly is my favorite album of all time, 2bh

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>>74118930
> don't be self hating lad
Don't hate myself. Just don't like where I came from or what I'm expected to be. A bit depressing, but I try to pull through.

>>74119034

>Not death grips the money store

shit taste m8.

https://youtu.be/trDnp3dWlXk
a comfy journey

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*spends hours reading wikipedia every day for the sole purpose of winning arguments over the internet*
*finds my next victim, a yank*
*"haha easy" i think to myself*
*"this stupid yank doesn't know who was behind every attack in russia and its neighboring countries over the past 50 years, what an ignorant dumbass." now i'll type up paragraphs to make him feel stupid haha i'll show him," i think to myself*

stupid ignorant yanks

>>74119061
oh fuck off already

>>74119061
you are retarded, its common knowledge
why are you even on /int/ if you know nothing of basic modern world history?

Would be a happy day if leafs all fucked off and killed themselves

>"who was behind every attack in russia and its neighboring countries over the past 50 years"
>basic understanding that russia has experienced a lot of terror attacks in the last few decades

ahh yes totally the same thing, I won't bother you any further

>neighboring
foy

>>74119025
nah lad its all cured just have to take four weeks of IV antibiotics since it cleared up so it doesnt reoccur
almost died though, may have if i went home the first night i was here :^)

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>>74119061
Neck yourself mate

>>74119061
piss off

>>74119061
did you not see a television set from 1996-2017?

>>74119091
how did you get it

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>>74119091
o-ok then fuck off leaf then!!!
i-its not like I didnt want you to die or anything...

>rip into a fat ignorant yank
>everyone on /brit/ backs me up

best day ever!!

>>74119116
>television set
FOY

>>74119087
leafs on /brit/ are mostly fine, the shit ones are on /pol/ and /sp/

>>74119129
Wrong.

>>74119126
pathetic

>>74119129
they're absolutely awful here

>>74119061
*types a very long and VERY gay post*

>>74119132
sorry

>>74119129
leafs on /brit/ are some of the worst, I'd like to think those pseudo-intellectual posts come from one guy but I think there are several of them

>>74119140
fuck oFF

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>>74118984
is that you batko?

>>74119118
i dunno no one does
had some major testicle swelling though which might have had something to do with it

>>74119122
n-not like i wanted to die either!

>>74119091
you fool! you had a guilt-free death in your grasp

one of my testes swelled up a bunch when I was a kid, had to go to the doctor so he could feel my dangles and took some antibiotics or something

wonder now whether that ball is still fertile, I can't even remember which one it is now

disturbing reports coming in from Cheadle, can anyone confirm?

>>74119044
I know I'm not the only one. I was taking the bus back from work on Easter, and this Croatian guy was telling me how he thought Easter was bullshit and in Croatian culture they make a big deal of crying at church and giving big tithes and he saw it as the Church exploiting people. Told him Ramadan is the same shit. We just sort of slagged off the superstitious parts of our culture for 30 minutes and he talked about how Easter was a designed by the Roman Church to subjugate what was left of their Empire.

So I guess Somalia is the Missippi of the world, and Croatia would be South Carolina or something. Some places and cultures are just shit.

>>74119170
can I have a feel of them?

>>74119163
dont remind me
i thought i was going to live though, but was afraid of testicular torsion and didn't want to lose a nut

>>74119170
had more people look at and feel my balls in the past two weeks than my entire life

>>74119173
cheadle here ama

>>74119154
bland as anything. STOP posting this

>>74119185
will smith score a century in the champions trophy?

>>74119174
.>le enlightened leaf who automatically dismisses southern culture

neck yourself anglicized black goblin

>>74119191
will smith is an actor m8

(p.s. didn't even know that was today heh)

>>74119202
found the autist from carolina lads

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When I was like five I remember being asked by my physician whether everything was alright with my gonads. I told him they hurt when I squeeze them. He told me I wasn't supposed to squeeze them.

When I think about this conversation now it evokes to me the retarded parts of The Sound and the Fury.

>>74119185
any zombies?

>>74119208
Tell him to go away

>>74119226
zombie here ama

>>74119204
it's in June you weapon aha

>>74119235
is your willy zombiefied?

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>>74119224
Same person. Just a happier one on the right LEFT: Pre Hormones RIGHT: 18 months on hormones #womanhood going through the correct puberty is amazing!

>>74119240
ahahaha fuuck thought you said in your post it was today
where did I read that lmaaao

>>74119202
Don't talk to Canada like that you toothless peon.

>>74119249
i wonder what black shemale arsehole smells of

>>74119184
im glad you and your testes are ok

>>74119257
haha keeeeek

Why do people care about their sperm count?

?>?broke my meme arrow lads :(

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>>74119202
I don't think all cultures are created equal, and I don't think all places are good places to be. The USA in general is a very prosperous sfae country, by global standards. I'm just using the states of the US for context since it's an analogy most people get.

Yeah, the south of the US is Whittier than the rest of the US. It has a weaker economy, it's infrastructure is worse, the people are poorer and less healthy, less educated, more religious and superstitious. Missippi is heaven compared to anywhere in the 3rd or 2nd world, but in the context of the USA it's sort of shit.

anyone else know that feeling where you're so behind on everything so you feel paralysed to work on a single thing for uni because you don't know which is more important to finish straight away?

?>??>?74119285

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?>?>?74119293

>>74119284
some people actually have plans to reproduce with a girl

ah yes 3 hours of sleep again

have yet to see a post by a canadian that wasn't entirely subpar

>>74119290
>sfae
Safe*
>Whittier
Shittier*

>>74119305
?>?nerd

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?>??>?74119310
>mfw

?>??>?74119329
testing

>>74119310
>perpetuating the Demiurge's blighted hell dimension

Natalists OUT

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>some people actually have plans to reproduce with a girl

Know the truth, it will set you free

>>74119290
>It has a weaker economy, it's infrastructure is worse, the people are poorer and less healthy, less educated, more religious and superstitious.
You act like its a completely different country. The USA literally looks the same everywhere. It's not 1917.

>>74119290
perhaps you should call somalia the somalia of the world instead and people will understand, or maybe just say it's the most African country of Africa

>>74118917
Fable 1 was better
only good thing about Fable 2 was using the sex change potion after beating the game to become a buxom muscular horned bimbo with all the money and powers

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>>74119270

>>74119359
you are so mad right now

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>>74119356
Hmmmm

>>74119351
My whole life is a lie! God is dead! The Government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas! They moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!

>>74119310
fuck off

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>>74119363

>>74119359
it's probably one of the least african countries of africa (besides north africa), has had a lot of interaction with arabs throughout history

a country being fucked doesn't make it extra african

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>My whole life is a lie! God is dead! The Government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas! They moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!

>>74119373
Oh wow...13% poverty versus 16% poverty.

You really got me there.

>>74119381
*BURP* GOD'S NOT REAL

>>74119292
am a NEET me x

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>>74118181

I haven't been keeping up with the french elections lately. Did the jews win again?

>>74119359
you seem flummoxed

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>>74119356
>>74119359
Somalia is the Somalia of the world. But when I say that there isn't very much context in most people's minds for what Somalia is.

Out of 196 countries, Somalia ranks #196. Out of 50 states, Mississippi ranks #50.

?>??>?74119397
they know it's because there's a bunch of niggers down here, they're doing it because you keep giving them (You)s like an aspie

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aussie rorkes btfo LOL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-australia-39724025/uk-helps-gay-couples-marry-in-australia

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Ignore flag, in Bangkok. For some reason the hotel's wifi gives me a yank flag

Gonna have a little morning fun. Just ordered 10 girls for me and my m8. Anyone want in?

really makes you want to lift weights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPtCNwMXmcg

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

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>>74119061
You're a fucking idiot.

>>74119425
hello nigger

>>74119418
marrying a dude seems so surreal
honestly gayer than gay sex

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>>74119424
>For some reason the hotel's wifi gives me a yank flag

>>74119407
Is Somalia worse than Haiti?

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>Southerners have to bully SOMALIA in order to feel superior to someone

can't stop fucking farting lads

constipation sucks

>>74119442
it's possible, shithead

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>>74119450

>>74119432
that was the point my dude

>>74119442
Come join us lad, we've plenty to go around

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>>74119174
Canada is the Somalia of the world. Fuck, beat, and kill yourself... not necessarily even in that order.

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>>74119407
No, it doesn't

It has a GDP of around $100B, which puts it ahead of Ukraine or Slovakia.

>>74119463
yet unlikely.
Then we consider the nature of the post and the place it was posted an apply a bit of common sense.
>>74119486
be there in 15 minutes

>>74119489
I think somalia might be the somalia of the world

>>74119437
it's only gay to receive desu

>>74119449
Are the waters around Haiti known for piracy?

>>74119498
noice. pennsylvania is higher than i expected.

>>74119516
waiters*

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War seems so much more intense and personal in the past, hard to imagine these sort of Godlike literal warlords from the Iliad existing today.

even today there are not really any warrior societies anymore, the closest are special forces but for them its still not on the same level as these people who would train every day forever and dedicate their entire lives to fighting and war like knights would.

Imagine if your country had a band, or a few small bands on their payroll and all they did was live in some luxurious compound somewhere training/going out on missions until they were called to war.

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>>74119489
>americans

somalilad: is your name abdi, mohamed, ahmed, or any of their respective variants?

>>74119501
habeeb

New idea for a sport:

Football but you can't use your feet.

I call it

"Ball".

dreamed i been shagged by an elefant

>>74119566
did it hurt?

>>74119566
>elefant means infant elephant

'ported for noncery

>>74119537
Yes. I'm really weird looking too and a bit of a loner.

>>74119566
had a dream a few days ago that I was working in subway

If dubs I will post my femenine body

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>>74119498
Per capita, yo. Per capita.

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Say something nice about Nu Zealan

>>74119582
did you make a sandwich?

>>74119590
Kiwifruit is dank. I love the skin especially.

>>74119576
TIL +1

>>74119528
Of course. War has always been personal. Nowadays, it doesn't seem as personal, because of out weaponry and beliefs.

People in the ancient past didn't necessarily wage war the way we think of them. The idea of pleasing the warrior gods was part of life itself. To not take up the sword was an act of sacrilege

>>74119590
shit version of australia. worse weather, more minorities and poorer

doesnt deserve to even be included on maps.

>>74119572
like the bigggest poo i ever taken

>>74119576
bet theres no law against it

>>74119582
hey g, would you make me a sandwich?

Chilelad: is your name José, Juan, Juárez, Jesús or any variant thereof?

Reminder that when Christ returns he will come as a Lion, not a lamb. Repent while you still cna

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>>74119582
subway?

>>74119566
>The Elefant was a heavy tank destroyer used by German Wehrmacht Panzerjäger during World War II. It was built in small numbers in 1943 under the name Ferdinand after its designer Ferdinand Porsche, using tank hulls that had been produced for the Tiger I tank requirement which was rejected in favour of a Henschel design.

>In 1944, after modification of the existing vehicles, they were renamed Elefant. The official German designation was Panzerjäger Tiger (P)[Note 1] and the ordnance inventory designation was Sd. Kfz. 184.

hmmm....

i have hunch there's a secret bitch around here

>>74119581
why don't you roll with your somali niggas

>>74119635
you mean there's a girl here?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74119635
>>74119637
SNAP

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>>74119628

>>74119609
They also shagged their fellow soldiers in the bum for companionship

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>>74119628
not a problem

>>74119628
Reminder that Revelations has been proven to have zero connections with the Gospel

>yanks are so dumb

he says as he posts from a US proxy because europeans willingly let their governments strip them of their rights

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going to keep posting this webm until i get a (you) out of it

If dubs I post my body, if singles I will post my nipples, if trips then my ass

>>74119637
Every 20-something Somali is either a Salafist (devote their entire life to strict Islam) or an oddly-conservative degenerate.

>>74119665
*invites you to play online poker*
oh wait.. haha

>>74119673
Get postin

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>>74119651
The only Englishman ever to become Pope; Pope Adrian IV, gets elected as Pope. He then promptly uses his powers to give Ireland to the King of England, which says a lot about the Papacy and about Irish Catholics.

>>74119677
>oddly-conservative degenerate.

i know, i went to high school for 2 years with a lot of somalians

they all praise allah, hate gays, etc but booze and smoke weed on weekends

most of them tried to get women too but mostly failed

>>74119670
I was expecting a jump scare

>>74119592
no. I went to subway and asked if I could wash dishes for an hour then get a sandwich free of charge after. they agreed but when I got to the back of the store, it was the old pizza kitchen I used to work at and when I tried to start washing dishes whenever I picked up a scour pad or steel wool it expanded and unraveled in my hands like spaghetti. was very scary

man Diane Kruger in Troy was really peng

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>>74119665
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAVE

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>>74119720
sub-way?

>>74119682
confused by this meme

we can play online poker

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>need for speed carbon for pc uses circle for ok and square for back

:( i didn't win the powerball

any lads want to play online poker?

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post some wojaks lads

>>74119619
>hey g, would you make me a sandwich?
im afraid i have become too giddy from rubbing my cock

>>74119705
I find it hilarious that so many 2nd gen Somalis engage in flagrantly Haram behaviour, yet will express such conservative religious values. The kind who'll take a shot of henessy, but won't use a fork if it might have been used to eat pork.

A lot of them say they're going to "settle down" but they need to find a girl who's pure.

you wouldn't dare post the forbidden one

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>>74119774
oh?

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>>74119757
me right now
>tfw 4 38

>>74119773
why are somalis specifically so afraid of dogs

i know other muslims who are fine with them but somalis are terrified of them

when will great britain apologize for sending us john oliver?

take him back please

>>74119628
I don't think he will be able to do much as a lion tbqh

>mannnn, brooo, that purdy diane krewwwwgerrrr chiyckk in troeeeyyyy was real dang "peng" dudeeeee

>>74119762
you know you really need a woman g

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>>74119757

>>74119720
spoopy
>>74119748
State law forbids it in most states.

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>>74119753
>need for speed carbon
good game that was

>>74119790
As soon as they pay us reparations for 1776. They need to send us about 29% of their GDP per year for 10 years

Playing bloodborne and having a fun time :)

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*heavy breathing*

>>74119745
christ almighty this guy's twitter is a cesspit of faggotry

latest news is saying they won't be doing that btw

>>74119819
What's your PSN name? I'll add you :3

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>>74119803
hey i said wojak not pepe and wojak

need to listen to some music i've never heard

post 'tube links lads

>>74119802
nice titties
>>>/v/375139994

>>74119804
*drives 5 minutes to a different state*

alri

>>74119846
But, mine are cute, right?

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>>74119830
One cannot live without the other

>>74119631
>>74119747
>>74119781
>>74119823
what is this

>>74119849
Statistically speaking it's still illegal in that state too. Besides not everyone lives on the border of Nevada.

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>>74119875
true

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>>74119877
AAAAAAA

>>74119785
A lot of bullshit is floated around to justify what's pure superstition. I was brought up being told dogs carry every type of disease and will bite your limbs off.

Same thing with pork.

I agree pork isn't good for you, but neither is beef. Humans aren't meant to eat red meat daily.

>>74119891
im intrigued
whats the backstory

>>74119886
it's not illegal in my state

>>74119877
>>74119910
reddit

>>74119916
Which state do you live in?

>>74119931
oklahoma (on a native reservation)

>>74119917
ah yes
>you dont recognise my fave presumable furry porn?
>baq to reddit, doopin normie!

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>>74119910
ITS TIME TO
DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!

>>74119941
>(on a native reservation)
That's more interesting than the poker conversation. Still try playing on one of the leading platforms like Pokerstars for example. You won't be able to play with real money.

>>74119954
oh my giddy aunt
nevermind i dont want to know the backstory
you yanks and cryptoyanks are strange strange creatures

>>74119969
we can lan play

>>74119974
Kiwis are so pure and cute

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night lads

>>74119992
w-why would anyone do that?

>>74120003
you don't need a dealer to play then

>>74119995
am a brit you condescending wanker and av done filthier things than a seat sniffin toilet cleaner

>>74120001
night champ

>>74120024
Wew post bum Josie

got a whole load of minor rare conditions and stuff

don't affect me much

>>74120022
ok, are you an indjun or are you 'yanking' my chain about the reservation thing?

>>74120051
which conditions

>>74120061
not sure what you mean

>>74120084
ok, how do I end this conversation?

>>74119893
got a baconator today and i was thinking of how stupid vegans are while i was devouring it