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representing the working man edition
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maisie
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anime
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what's the best political ideology for a virgin
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/Sweden/
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xanimaisie
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>The North

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0
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>>74114752
As if you don't know.
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>>74114752
Islam is because it results in every man having a wife and every woman being put in her place.
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>>74114752
Anarch-syndicalism
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>>74114752
state-provided gfs
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>>74114752
wearing a red baseball cap
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>>74114752
extra bitter alt-rightism
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don't think i can swallow this redpill despite knowing it is the truth

>men should ideally be bisexual in order to have more frequent sex
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Just can't imagine how someone gets a girlfriend.
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super baby method?
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doing a cheeky bedtime
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It's sucks that you're failed superpower that has lost all its colonies.
M-maybe I could be your colony tonight. Mom and Dad will never know..
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Hello
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>>74114829
Easy, ask them if they will be your gf.
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>>74114845
Hello, will you be my gf
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Such a weak skinny twat, I would lose in a fight to a 12 year old
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>>74114858
I'm a man.
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>>74114837
We did kinda colonise you in WW2
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>>74114752
anarcho-rorkeism
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Look at Canada

>Trump is gonna get out of NAFTA
>Canada: Dude we gonna go trade with China!
5 minutes later
>Canada: WTF why are there so many Chinese in Vancouve?!?!111

Canada, I'm laughing at you buddy. "Bud"dy because you think you're going to be the DUDE WEED distributor to the world. An economy can't survive on DUDE WEED LMAO alone. You've been checkmated by my big daddy Donald, but French WEEDMAN Trudeau is too stubborn to realize it or accept it
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lads, comic book women dress like absolute SLAGS. like imagine raven in real life. cameltoe as fuck.
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>>74114837
iceland is a failed canadian colony lad
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>>74114780
?
>>74114829
same
>>74114834
night lad
>>74114830
a Hind D?
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>>74114871
Does this look like the Canada thread you stupid fucking cunt.

Enjoy being shot you twat.
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>>74114829
had a gf for 4 years once

if i didn't manage to consistently fuck up my life we would be married now no doubt
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Is anyone up
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>>74114913
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gfs got a habbit of rubbing her nose on my cock when giving a blowy.

bit odd that.
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>>74114837
>cheapo supermarket giving lip
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>>74114943
it's a sign of affection
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>>74114943
haha s-same
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>>74114943
then stick the p inside her nose. Easy way to end that stupid business.
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>>74114943
describe her and her nose
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>>74114943
bloody hate it when mine does that haha drives me up the wall it does haha
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>>74114728
>Corbyn IN
>Wenger IN

Also is everyone in England well off to vote tory? Also new party when
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>>74114968
t. eskimo
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what phone do you have
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>>74114882
Canada is rightful Icelandic clay
>>74114868
yeah those were the days, oh how far the teaslurpers have fallen
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>>74114995
eskiboy
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listening to like a virgin by madonna

what a great song
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*rubs your nose*
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>>74115001

Have you heard about the cod wars?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars
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>>74114968
idk, seems like shes enjoys it almost too much.
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>>74115021
delete
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do the leafs have weed yet
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>>74114800
>Islam is because it results in every man having a wife
lel no it doesn't
it has polygamy and the rich sheiks hog the women
it is part of the reason why islamic countries are so unstable socially
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>>74114752
become left wing la'

more females are left wing and will make you more likely to find a compatible female
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>>74115045
officially no, in practice yes
i can walk 3 blocks to a coffee shop where they serve edibles and allow people to smoke their own weed
it's illegal but police don't waste their time on it anymore

in a year it will be legal
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Tim is one subscriber away from the big 600.
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>>74115051
That is why Jihad exists though, gets more wives.
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right nipple has a small scab on it
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>>74115082
And then all your problems will magically go away right
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>>74115082
>and allow people to smoke their own weed
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>>74113346
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>>74115035
Yeah one of the most hilarious things in Icelandic history

Tought those bastards to fish elsewhere instead of bullying poor little Iceland ;_;
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>74115105
Done.
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it is time
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>>74115082
degenerate as fuck
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>>74115077
they're either "choke me daddy" types with secret fetishes for rich dominant guys or into artsy hipsters with beards
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>>74115134
Top lad. Bet he'll be made up.
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Why the fuck does 190kg give advice about girls

Literally the last person in the world you want to take advice from in that department, unless the advice was how to fiddle your niece
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>>74115136
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treasure planet or muppets treasure island
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>>74115122
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland

Home 8. Dined and worked. Planning conquest of Iceland for next week. Shall probably be too late! Saw several broods of ducklings.
—Alexander Cadogan,
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>>74115190
When did he get found out to be a nonce? Don't doubt it but it must have been pretty recent.
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i've come to the realisation that i strongly dislike my family

unfortunately i'm too pathetic to ever move out

doubly fucked
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>>74115190
the other day he said that daytime /brit/ is better because nobody calls him a nonce so the next day I went online at 13:35 to call him a nonce
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>>74115218
Nah it was ages ago apparently, saw the year 2013 being thrown around
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>>74115203
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https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174
https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174
https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174
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>>74115223
ktf
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>>74115229
Can I get a secondary time check on that.
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Going out tomorre
Wish me luck xoxo
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>>74115119
they put out volcanoes on their tables (pic related) and rent out bongs and dab rigs too
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>>74115272
synced my watch with the janny in the AM to ensure no discrepancies
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>>74115274
Anywhere special, like out with a lady friend?
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>>74115276
i fucking hate canada
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>>74115223
lol me2
>>74115229
lmao
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>>74115300
Nah I'm going to walk the dog x
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>moyes
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>>74115333
g'luck x
checked x
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>>74115262
>>74115331
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>>74115330
i haven't seen him yet but apparently there's this old guy who comes and gives people free joints every once in a while
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>>74115334
He'll end up back at Preston. He's still hero worshipped here, I even held his hand once when played centre half for us. Bloody nice bloke.
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>>74115216
Letting them invade us was all a part of the plan. Can't say no to that sweet bri'ish pound
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I heard he was a nonce years ago, surprised /Brit/ took so long to pick this up
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this thread is extremely slow compared to the last few

what's going on?

is it real depression hours yet?
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>>74115223
what do you hate about them?
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>>74115390
>recently he made it legal to posses and buy for personal use
what are you talking about
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>>74115372
You wouldn't want him to replace Grayson though surely.
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>remembering the time i almost had a threesome

sigh
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Starting BJJ May 9th lads. Ready to sort myself out
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>>74115394
it's the time when all the thoughts you try so hard to suppress during the day come out
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>>74115428
What's the second J stand for?
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>>74115440
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
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>>74115428
Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
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>>74115414
There's been some rumours about him thinking he's taken the club as far as he can. The club has a bit of money on the sly, wouldn't mind seeing Moysie back with some money to play with if Grayson was to go.
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>>74115445
the reddit flags make me despise that post even more
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come here

now

please

https://www.youtube.com/user/WoWSnake1989/live
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>>74115216
>>74115374
told my communist "mate" that we invaded iceland as a joke and he immediately started comparing it to the nazi occupation of poland (he hates britain and british people with every fibre of his being)

not sure it's quite the same
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>>74115454
Oh right, not what I was thinking at all lol!
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Fucking nonce *shudders*
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>>74115455
Ye lad
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>>74115402
I don't hate them. I just don't feel like I have anything in common with them. They're too normie. I feel like I'm an awful son.
>>74115428
Won't that hurt?
>>74115431
I've been wallowing in misery all day
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>>74115469
>communist

send him to the gulag desu
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>>74115456
Thank that would be a disaster m8.
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>>74115497
Probably, no pain no gain though. It's more about locks and takedowns compared to booting man in the face
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>>74114905
jesus christ dude

do you know how rare it is to find a woman, any woman, who will stay with you for that long

you must be a disaster
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>>74115459
Come on mate, we both know that's a whole bunch of nonce sense
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>>74115522
well good luck, I'm too soft for that sort of thing
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how far have you gone?
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bellend smells vile
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>>74115534
thanks. I'll keep /brit/ informed.
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>>74115530
leave it out phil
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>>74115428
don't think blow job jokes are gonna help
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Thoughts about chatting up 18 year olds when yr 21?
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>>74115502
ye i plan to x
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>>74115428
Waste of time, do boxing instead. If you got into a scrap a boxer would flatten you before you could do any of your nancyboy kicks.
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>>74115571
nonce
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>>74115571
the only people who matter in this situation are her parents
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>>74115469
Hahah what a fucking faggot he is. Having the brits come here was undisputably quite profitable for us.

I hate commies so much
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>>74115571
fucking nonce

>>74115538
>hyperscat

sorely tempted to google this
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>>74115498
high life is the only one in halifax
it's very nice, feels exactly like a high-end coffee shop except they don't actually sell weed
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>>74115576
>Boxing
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>>74115538
crikey
sort of want to see the image that managed to get all these tags
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business idea: edible hats for people that say "I'll eat my hat if X happens"
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>>74115584
what am i looking at
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>>74115465
what is it
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>>74115599
bet you're sat in your pyjamas with your pink belt on you poofter.
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Pooing a do
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>>74115584
For a second there I thought Tim was wearing a fucking gas mask in the reflection. Bit scary actually.
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fwb is coming over

she's thicc
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>>74115634
He is. Photo was taken at the same time Cheadle was obliterated.
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>>74115616
a picture tim posted with marcus hauser threatening him over facebook
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thinking of applying
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torrented an 8gb nudist pic thing

am I on a list
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>>74115584
literally me
marcus hausen is my gimmick
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HALIFAX MENTIONED
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>>74115617
an autist who needs attention
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>>74115616
Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in high wycombe
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>>74115655
mean gimmick desu
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>>74115652
/brit/ is taunting a mentally ill man for fun again

bit sad about this
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business idea: open a dentist next to every flat tim ever lives in
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>>74115637
high life sells edibles and gives them out as prizes for trivia nights and whatnot
mates won two bags of """medicated""" gummies last night
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Off t' sleep. Anyone want 'owt?
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>>74115655
You really should stop that if you're being serious mate.
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the welsh gf
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>>74115655
>bullying tim
Good lad. The cunt needs sectioning.
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need a job
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>>74115667
kek
im there but dont understand german
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>>74115653
good wages
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>>74115673
that was last summer
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>>74115584
how are those asus lappies

thinking of getting one for school

i've heard good things
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>>74115671
yea
>>74115685
na
>>74115693
dont hate him its just funny desu
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>>74115693
FOV (fuck off vinay)
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>>74115584
kek
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>>74115711
mental how australian minumum wage is above that, and bullshit machinery work would be be much more
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just had sex lads

now time to pop some xanax and smoke some ciggies and get to work on some spreadsheets
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bored lads need a 'nime to watch

recommend me something that's not k-on
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also want to buy an asus laptop but don't want to engage the yank
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>>74115746
have you seen ed edd and eddy?
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>>74115759
i don't bite
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>>74115712
Oh I thought it'd started back up again
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>>74115746
Fireman Sam.
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>>74115642
pics
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>>74115746
Courage the Cowardly Dog
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>>74115746
kill la kill
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current watching ouran host club

very silly show
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA3y-gIE9VI

tune
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Giza hug
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>>74115746
nichijou
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>>74115746
Get Smart
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>>74115795
nonce
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how the fuck did tim afford a gibson les paul and who the fuck sells that to someone who obviously cant play guitar?
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homophobes and racists are mentally ill
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Tim has a guitar cable arriving tomorrow
could be good
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>landlady asking him to please be quiet for a couple of days because she's having people in to look at the flat above
>tim buys an electric guitar and starts playing it 24/7 at max volume
ah yes
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>>74115684
Yeah can I get some Kellys Clotted Cream Chocolate Brownie Ice Cream
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i have an asus laptop
its not the one tim has but its alright, starting to fall apart desu
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>>74115805
bad show
>>74115795
foy
>>74115789
not funny
>>74115783
not funny
>>74115761
foy
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>>74115829
agreed
they're clearly irrational hatreds
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493186405175.webm
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>>74115842
big words from a man who literally watches anime
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>>74115465
what is he talking about
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Found a webcam of the dance floor at a nightclub, would any of you lads be up for watching it for a giggle at the weekend?
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>>74114752
anti feminist socialism
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>>74115863
shut up runt
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>>74115828
didn't know you had to pass a test
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>>74115842
ef a tale of memories
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>>74115838
It must be a fucking nightmare living next door to him desu. If it's not the guitar or the piano he as the TV on full blast.
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>>74115867
Cheeky that
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>>74115838
>this fella has had sex with a woman
>you haven't
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard
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>>74115876
big words from a man who literally watches anime
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gf
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>>74115908
shannot
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>>74115912
spitting image of me
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>>74115590
why? extreme hate is not good
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>>74115877
the guitar he has is close to 2 grand. you dont just sell that to someone who cant play properly.
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>>74115909
shut up runt
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>>74115894
do you work for lenovo
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>>74115934
you mad
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This is the symbol for energy. But what symbol? Buddhist? Chinese?
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk <---- HIT PLAY SCOOCHEY

>YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

>"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

>"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

Brought to you by Waitrose

(go Gauchos)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT8sl9ZyICE
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im a Toshiba man myself
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>>74115935
I would keep this up but I need to go to sleep so best of luck finding a new series la'
love you really
>>
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWRCJhsz5t4
need
Need
NEED
a 1960s french gf
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>>74115934
it's not a fucking gun
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>>74115934
What are you on about? why would a shop not try and sell something lmao

plenty of people in the world that could be wanting to learn an instrument and have 2000 to spare
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>>74115871
so nazbol/strasserism
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>im a Toshiba man myself
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>>74115883
Dad was similar when I was growing up. Playing all sorts of instruments with amplifiers really loud. can't stand music now as an adult.
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what COULD be the cause of this.

I WONDER

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT)
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>>74115951
screaming
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>>74115912
must be great being a woman
no need to work out
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smoked two WHOLE cigarettes today lads
im a regular CHIMNEY
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>>74115951
gooning
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why the hell would anyone smoke in 2017
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>>74115951
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>>74116018
I smoked 10 gold Benson
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>>74115991
You are wrong
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off t' shop, anyone want 'owt?
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>>74116028
I smoke because of my social anxiety. Gives me something to do at break times because I've no friends plus you get nattering to people in the smoking shelters.
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>>74116028
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>>74116028
dumbos
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>>74116047
i'll have what he's having
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You have a problem with me smoking then?
Shove it up your arse you gimp
*puts my benson out in your eye*
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>>74116048
>i have le soshul angziretee :PP
>natters to people in the bus shelter

fuck oooff
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just finished shooting hoops in my driveway

british peasants will never EVER have a driveway large enough to do sports on
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just flattened an irishman outside morrisons
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thesis: willies
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>>74116042
smoked 20 John Player
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>>74116028
only do it very rarely, a nicotine buzz is quite nice tbf
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>>74116097
>shoot hoops
>get shot
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everything was better back in 2006
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dislike: pork, dogs, smoking
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>>74116115
antithesis: vaginas
synthesis: boipucci
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>>74116119
Never actually smoked players

They nice?
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>>74116092
good post

t. used to smoke in school for the same reason but never said anything to the other smokers
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>let it be-e-e-e-e-e
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this is what heavyweight boxing champions of the world looked like before steroids
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we reflect upo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on the good things
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>>74116144
less dry than benson
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>>74116074
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>>74116011
men don't need to either

you're just a virgin
>>
Currently watching Seinfeld, this the only Jew I'm allowed to like?
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>>74116152
well they also didn't have modern training techniques and knowledge back then

but yeah the difference is obvious. the obsession with sheer muscular size is a very recent thing
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>>74116176
everyone on that show is jewish including the writers
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>>74116176
You can like Larry David as well I think.
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>>74116074
It's actually African my good man, thanks for playing
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>>74116171
Benson can be rough on the throat all right, not moist tobacco at all

>>74116152
A lot of top heavyweights look like shit and obviously don't roid
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>>74115983
no more like traditional socialism with the majority of woman being viewed as a element of the bourgeoisie with their natural gold digger genetics who embrace materialism and capitalism(like rich man, binge shopping,buying new shoes everyday...).
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>>74116175
even if i looked like a greek statue i'd be a virgin desu
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>>74116189
Am I allowed to like it still?
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>>74116195
difference is tyson is an absolute giant and is leaner than in this pic when he fights

the guy I posted was 5'11
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>>74116207
of course

why wouldn't you be?
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>>74116199
gas the whores class war now
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>>74116223
I don't want it I was just seeing if anyone knows symbols

>>74116194
Here's what it is
>>
is suck ya mum the best insult ever?
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>>74116235
5'11? Either men were shorter back then and the heavyweight category was significantly less or he isn't a heavyweight

Nutrition and exercise has changed magnificently. Not all top boxers in good shape are on roids. It can be done naturally.
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>>74116152
this is what the best bodybuilder in history looked like pre steroids (though tbf he did use cocaine)
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493062727687.webm
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pirate scumbags
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>>74116264
No its obviously "I know you are but what am I". theres no comeback to that
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>>74116276
imo that's an ideal male body
strong, but still lean and not comedically big
>>
>>74116276
This is achievable natty

>>74116293
This is not
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>>74116274
He's the same height as joe frazier and taller than mike tyson desu
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>>74116279
hmm
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>>74114752
>for a virgin

Communism/marxism and you need to be an extremely SJW cuck feminist
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>>74116279
>'IS NAME'S WALLACE
>'E'S AN ARSEHOLE
>FOCK OFF
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>>74116307
>This is achievable natty
yeah if you're like 5'6
also as i said he used coke to cut so not really natty
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>>74116321
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>>74116274
Every high level athlete is on roids m8

roids aren't just for getting big muscles or lance armstrong wouldn't have been on them
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>>74116311
Tyson naturally had an absolutely massive frame and was considered very short for the division at the time. Tyson was a genetically elite animal. Frasier also had a big frame and was big guy 4 u.
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>>74116355
both of them were on copious amounts of steroids, same as literally any athlete after maybe around the 50s/60s
>>
Stop calling my childhood heroes roidheads

Thx
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>>74116328
>Sandow was before they had any real chest building workouts
they also didn't want large chests as it was seen as feminine
which is correct imo
>>
if you're a pro athlete there's literally nothing wrong with steroids 2bh
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>>74116429
ah yes, just turn sport into a contest between who can take the most roids and pay doctors the most
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>>74116253
no no you never should gas people sir! This was just a joke but yeah in this sense one could say in this ideology class struggle is struggle against bitches or something like that xD
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>>74116328
wrong

sandow has a small chest because he based his body off of greek statues which of course don't have big balloon chests that some guys like to try to get
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>>74116429
Well, only if you're over 45.
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