/brit/

maisie

>>74105956
i use bitpanda

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>>74106201
friendly reminder

anime

>>74106201
Is this a gif of mass organised muslim sex trafficking gangs?

nonces and benders are NOT allowed

oops redundant statement

>>74106216
>virgin

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anime

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haven't got dressed in a week
haven't left my bed since monday

ever notice that anybody under 25 who supports trump is a virgin

>>74106195
I fucking don't know just want something that says "working class" hammed up 10x and read really fast.


I'll go to bed now and when wake up tommorow morining that vocaroo better be waiting for me alright?

>>74106298
not I

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>20% tariffs on our exports
there goes our economy

lucky I'm getting out while the goings good
really sad state of affairs though, Trump is such a little bitch
I hope he gets impeached or some Antifa nutter shoots him in the head

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lads

>>74106298
literally no one cares lad

just need a pleasant mannered 8/10 short posh white english girl with big, well shaped tits and nice feet, arsehole and pussy to be my gf and sit on my face

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called her lads, no answer

says she's currently online on whatsapp though

that's it, it's over

wish i had a bf

>>74106359
good post

trump is a fucking idiot

>>74106298
you trying to virgin shame?

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>74106265
growth of forest cover in Europe over the last 100 years

hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rrxMLH6l6I

>>74106389
>called her lads, no answer
fuck off normie

>>74106389
lad update me on what happened before you called her

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>>74106397
would you bf him/her?

>>74106359

wew what happened

>>74106389
'ckin 'ell, the absolute state

sort it out

>>74106389
Probably on whatsapp telling her mates what a tosser you are and that you won't stop ringing her.

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*pretends to love you because of the value you provide*

boss asked me for some coffee so i posted this

https://workplace.stackexchange.com/questions/89841/did-i-overreact-to-my-boss-literally-asking-me-to-get-him-coffee

>>74106429
too girly

why does booze make you tired

why is it that everyone in thailand is a nonce and a gay nonce at that?

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>>74106501
probs why i like her

>>74106513
excuse me??

leftie SJW antfas
>regularly have sex
>have a very active social media presence with many followers
>have influence on the media
>in touch with the rothschilds

beta trump alt-right mongs
>virgins
>everyone hates them
>most likely short and ugly
>lives with his mother

>>74106389
have NOT been keeping up with your shite

is this a gf or a proto-gf?

>>74106533
did she sound like a girl?

>>74106408
very european

>>74106367
oh my days source pls

>>74106501
bit gay

>>74106540
>>virgins
>>everyone hates them
>>lives with his mother
all me and i don't even like trump aha

>>74106540
and yet the other side won

>>74106389
>he STILL hasn't broken up with her
mong

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>>74106428
here's the rundown:
>been going out with girl since october
>seemed dead keen on me when we first met, always messaging me and calling me but not in an annoying way
>getting on really well, falling in love etc
>feel her becoming more distant with me recently
>not as keen to be around me, I have to initiate conversations and she never asks me questions, any answers she gives are usually very curt
>hasn't replied to my message in about 5 days (just a usual message nothing weird)
>tried to be a hard cunt and wait for her to contact me
>crumble and call her today
>no answer
>might commit the ol' 'cide later tonight

>>74106577
no but she doesn't have a mans voice per se

she's very effeminate and naive, adorable desu

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>>74106603
haha whoops what a state we are

went to the shop to buy some pizza and chips and came back with 8 cans of booze and a packet of fags

>giving the l*** replies

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>>74106649

>>74106635
Sounds like she's more trouble than she's worth. If she can't be arsed contacting you just fuck her off.

>>74106664
why smoke

>>74106664
Good haul.

Wish I had some booze and ciggies atm

>>74106439
Trump is too much of a sissy to put a tariff on China since they're best buds now, so he's shitting on Canadian trade saying we're taking American jobs or some wank

VERY bad for us, I only hope Trudeau can manage it well so that the US gets really hurt as well, that being said he is an idiot too so idk what will happen.

Wish we had someone like Pearson or Diefenbaker in power.
even Trudeau Sr. would have just straight up shut down the US power grid in protest (which he threatened to do several times when the US was up to no good)

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>>74106635
>playing hard ball when you're the one who cares more

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durbz

>>74106637
should have shagged her you idiot

>>74106632
most americans are mongs, what a surprise

>>74102603
Where?

mad some of the shit you cunts care about, literally what's the point?

literally sheep dancing to their tune and wasting your life arguing over the most pointless rubbish in existence

>>74106637
just get it shagged

>>74106381

>sit on my face

Reported to her majesty's government

reckon i'm the most pathetic person on here

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>>74106485
>implying I provide any value
jokes on you filthy whore bahahaha

>>74106635
how long has this been going on? just 5 days? girls do really weird shit tests sometimes

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>>74106730

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>>74106717
i could still shag her, she has her own place and i got close to going over hers before

>>74106747
maybe

>>74106730
yeah? and what worthwhile endeavor are you spending your life on, cunt?

>>74106540
I'm not a leftist and I hate the Liberals here but Trump is nothing but bad for Canada

>>74106635
swear to fuck if you're the mong who spent all of january and february telling us that she hasn't been talking to you or answering your text i'm going to knock your fucking pan in

spend the majority of my time at home either lying on the sofa or lying on my bed, rarely ever sit in a chair

Lads is this naked attraction show real? Where did everything go so wrong?

>>74106727
>the left, after calling everyone else wrong and losing
"wow i feel better about myself and will learn nothing from this experience"

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>Click verify once there are none left.

>these gay lads calling a man "her" and "she" to convince themselves they're not benders
mentalists

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>>74106797
same
it's annoying because i have to charge my laptop
literally don't even have the energy to sit up in bed

business idea: encourage everyone to start smoking so they die earlier and pay more tax, this will help reduce the strain on the nhs and mean we don't have to import as many immigrants

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Mummys just rang, shes picked me up a Maccas for being a good boy, cant wait to see what shes got me.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/kevin-oleary-drops-out-endorses-maxime-bernier-for-conservative-leadership/article34818970/

>Kevin O’Leary is dropping out of the Conservative leadership race and endorsing Maxime Bernier because he says he can’t win a general election due to lack of support in Quebec.

>In a stunning move that will rock the race and solidify Mr. Bernier as the sole frontrunner in the May 27 vote, Mr. O’Leary says he will now put his time and effort into electing Mr. Bernier as leader and helping him beat Justin Trudeau’s Liberals in 2019.

>“It’s for the sake of the party that I do this, and the country. Because I can’t deliver Quebec. I can’t win. That’s my opinion. I wish it was different,” he said in an interview with The Globe and Mail at his downtown Toronto office.

Quebec saving the country yet again

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>>74106842
He has fake tits and is cute though

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I WALK THOSE LONELY STREET

>>74106836
I hate using the picture captcha when you make a new thread

why the fuck can't legacy captcha be used for that?

>>74106777
there is literally no good reason not to do it

>>74106821
interesting

Potential second date friday with the proto gf

>>>74106842
hello roastie

>>74106540
you're being weird mate, go away x

Has anyone ever got to the bottom of precisely why there are so many trannies in Thailand?

@74106875
shan't

>>74106201
>country of sherwood forest
>has no forest any more
>very sad

>>74106875
that's fantastic mate

>>>/int/cum

bender above

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>>74106842

Honestly dont care if it a boy or girl as long as it makes my dick hard and has a hole

>>74106945
First entrants into a market

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>>74106856
haha, jokes on you I've been in hospitalised twice for several weeks for usually lethal brain related health issues and I'm barely 20 so I probably won't live long enough to get lung cancer

look a right mong now don't you

>>74106945
yeh i got to the bottom alright ;)

status 503 error on reddit. reeeeeeeeeee

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>>74106916
i know i'd get rock hard cos she's sexy af but i've never even done anal, the biggest reason i'm hesitating though is that i might regret it deeply afterwards

>>74106974
Explain

people who are not allowed in /brit/:

nonces
pakis
benders

all OUT

>>74106881
has he got a decent arse?

>not voting for the monster raving loony party
absolute ANIMALS

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Lads. Im starting Uni in September.

Can you lot give me some tips for freshers? I don't want to fuck it up.

>>74107014
also JFs

>>74106987
why would you regret it? who cares if you did? it's a funny story if you end up not liking it.

I suppose she might rob you or something or get some poo on you.

me project just hit one (1) kloc tbqh ngl la

>>74107032
if you struggled to be normal at school then you'll struggle at uni. just dont bother trying mate.

>>74106945
it's a country of gays and nonces who realised there was money to be made from benders and nonces in the west

>>74106987
>meet&party
ah yes mate, this is definitely not a way of saying prostitution, this is definitely someone who legitimately wants to have sex with you

Why are Brits so racist against trees?

>>74107032
yeah, make good friends with a couple of people right away

most of the lads that failed to do this dropped out

>>74107085
the word is dedrophobes, leFrogla

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you cant kill the messiah

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>>74107075
>tfw was somewhat normie in school
>tfw turned into a total sperg at uni
hate that alcohol is such a big thing

>>74107032
go out and meet as many people as possible
which uni you going to? if you come to mine we could be mates x

>>74106987
Lad you've already fucked yourself

Ladyboys have a blackmail scam where they threaten to expose you to your friends on Facebook and shit if you don't pay them.

They tell your friends and family that she's your girlfriend and that you are going to get married etc

Delete her now and don't look back

>>74107093
what if you're 30 and are used to be alone

>too normie to have autistic friends
>too autistic to have normie friends

ahh yes

>>74107110
*dendrophobes

stupid cellphone keyboard

>>74107032
i faked being outgoing and fun for freshers and it actually worked out fantastically, made good friends who i'm still in touch with. after the friend-making process you can regress into a shut-in and they'll organise all the nights out and pre-drinks.

>In February 2016, Maxime Bernier, a Conservative Quebecois politician, criticized Kevin O'Leary, calling him a "tourist"[85] for not being able to speak French and wanting to be Prime Minister.[86][87] Bernier later clarified his comments by explaining that he wanted all leadership candidates to learn French and praised his fellow leadership contender Lisa Raitt, who was trying to improve her French. O'Leary is taking French lessons, and has promised to learn French in time for the next federal election.[88]
someone get newfoundland independent from this shithole

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>>74106790
no la that's the other ex gf

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post interesting maps

>>74107032
Do NOT miss any days in the first week. Fucking talk to someone, ANYONE, in the first day. I went almost 4 months without speaking to anyone because I missed the first week off sick.

>>74107140
only go out for labs/lectures and otherwise be a study hermit and stay in your room

practice a bitch face so all the normie young runts leave you alone

>>74107187
Bernier is great and the best candidate we have honestly

>>74107125
His family be relived to find out that he's fucking men instead of kids.

>>74107155
When you're aware how autistic they are and just dwell on your past autistic mistakes, but aren't "cool" enough for normies

got a 2:1 and probably went to about 20 lectures in total during second year

going to cook a fat curry tomorrow lads. looking forward to it. cooking is based.

>>74107213
do you have literal autism?

>>74107211
>the north is unironically African-tier
blimey

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oooh ladyboys

Who here try psychedelics? Did you like it?

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>>74106201
Here's the better version lad

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>>74107027
hmm yeah didnt pay much attention to HER arse

>>74107050
i got off with a fit as fuck ladybar with thailad one time when we went out, she worked at the bar we were at. alpha AF (jk)

that's a funny enough story for me

>>74107083
yeah i can see why you'd think that but most of the ladyboys here are absolute sluts for farang (white) cock. they're blokes also so they have no inhibitions and meeting up and fucking, they embrace being sluts

>>74107125
i already took pics with her, one of which im kissing her on the cheek. if she was going to exploit she would of by now. she's a tad upset im dodging meeting her again, she's genuine mate dont worry

>>74107211
>GDP
dropped not interesting

>>74107032
kek ah yes im on this side of the message this time cant believe it's been 2 years
as the others said the main thing is meeting as many new people as possible. clean slate, fake being a normie till you make it.

>>74107214
i won't be living in a dorm

don't think they'd let me anyway haha

knew that i had to make friends during freshers but still didn't anyway haha

DO NOT

I repeat DO NOT let a ladyboy take a picture of you with her, ESPECIALLY in bed

She WILL use it to blackmail you

>>74107243
Probably undiagnosed. I'm exceptionally normie once I get past introductions. Eerily good at playing the part.

>>74107211
>londonistan=swedenistan

>>74107285
>not using a fake name

>>74107285
I'd just say she's a girl

>>74107093
haven't made friends with anyone and i graduate soon

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>>74106635
found her

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>tfw that much of a sad act that I wouldn't even be able to pull ladyboys

>>74107285
Best way to avoid that is by doing this

http://efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

can't blackmail you for shagging a tranny if you already posted about it on snapchat yourself

>>74107285
is there a story behind this

>>74106413
Whats the red?

>>74107211
im from uzbekistan and currently living in angola
didn't know either of those countries were particularly well off

>>74107343
HOWL every time I see one of these. Those /b/tards in their "let's make cuck snapchat images" threads have no idea how humans interact with each other.

>>74107268
even easier then

trust me, you'll feel a lot better if you go out of your to make it clear that you're one of the young, normie party freaks. you'll at least have the chance to be respected as a normal, sensible adult who is just making up for not going when you were younger.

otherwise you'll be that weird, desperate, old cunt who hasn't managed to grow up and is in denial.

>>74107384
urban areas I think

why did we had to kill off all of our beautiful forests lads? it's not fair

Any tips for first messages on Tinder? I used to type a personal message for all of them but nowadays I just go through all the days matches and type "hey how are things?" Usually gets alright responses and works like most of the time but wondering how to make it more interesting without putting in much effort

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>>74107285
dont worry me lad, i have her on normie book ffs

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>>74107211

>>74106397
Wish I had a visa

JK, date me I'm qt :0

>>74107432
that's ok

I usually make a witty quip about their name, uni, tate in music, etc...

>>74107430
We cut nearly all of them down in the bronze age.

>>74107439
Waiting for her to get mad and expose you as a ladyboy shagging creep

>>74107432
Really just a function of how gl you are, no?

Like if chad says, "sup?", works everytime.

>>74107373
absolutely screeching at this

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>>74107211

Channel 4 needs to be banned lads. Bloody well had enough of their SHITE.

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>>74107211

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>>74107420
>>otherwise you'll be that weird, desperate, old cunt who hasn't managed to grow up and is in denial.
that's exactly what i am

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>>74107513
is this most popular or most common?

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>>74107261
>>74107298

>>74107430
gotta build dem boats man

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>>74107504
i have my friends list hidden, she cant do shit

im not worried

>>74107432
'should i go with the cheesy line or just speak normally'

usually get one or two responses out of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD8AwgO0AQI

L
O
L

>>74107541
well, stop it by doing what I said in an earlier post

>>74107543
surely japan should be green or blue

>>74107547
we have that many poles? jesus

>>74107075
>>74107093
>>74107168
>>74107213
>>74107265

Alright lads, gonna normie it up as much as I can

Not sure what to do when I first get there though, will I be able to find out who I'm living with? gonna be on campus

>>74107118

Kent

https://sabby.space/files/drthwotfg.webm


End it all lads. End it fucking all.

>>74107547
crikey that's a lot of poles

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>>74107211
.

>>74107543
If European sphere of influence is a category then there shouldn't be any orange on that map.

>>74107373
What a legend

>>74107590
Love these sorts of things

Good Edition

>>74107646
>Kent
ah that's where im from but i dont go to uni there
don't go to club chem it's completely shit
Club burrito is okay and the Cuban can be fun. Go to all the fresher's events and you''ll meet people
Yeah you'll find out who you're living with on the first day but don't expect to like them and do NOT be a mong who agrees to live with them next year within the first few months of uni

>>74107646
load your shite into your room and say hi to anyone you come accross, especially your neighbours and have a quick chat with them. it's ok to ask them what you're supposed to do as they might want to buddy up so that you can find out together.

there's also usually a meeting in the shared kitchen on the first day

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How the fuck is it pandering when gay authors finally start writing gay characters for their comics?

Until 1989, it was ILLEGAL to write a gay character into comic books.

Do you really think there are no gays in media, Hollywood, the theatre?

>>74107527
WE WUZ EMPIRE AN SHIET

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>>74107663
Oh god.

>even 3/10s have standards higher than you

>>74107646
Contact poleaboo about dorm etiquette, the lads an expert.

>>74107753
Gay characters or characters who are gay?

>>74107488
Yeah if they have music on that's usually what I write about, wouldn't make a joke about their name though not my style

>>74107505
Makes sense, I figure if they're not as interested in me as I am in them then it's pointless anyway so just say "hey how are you" instead

>>74107578
Might try that sometime

>>74107753
depends, are they a gay character or is their character being gay?

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Found this old photo of de Bussy in my grandpa's attic

i like chocolate milk

>>74107373
could never imagine being this much of a normie

>>74107627
don't think i will

don't like being someone i'm not

already tried that and it made me miserable

>>74107663
TINY
PAKI
WILLIES

>>74107714
no clue
epiphenomenalism?

>>74107646
from kent
where's your accommodation lad? parkwood?

also what >>74107733 said is all good

Just broke up with the gf because i reckon i have a good chance with the new bird at work. she's easily an 8 too. Overdue an upgrade haha

absolutely mad to think china only has one time zone tbqh

https://youtu.be/3iaEUWHVI2Y

WHAT IS A GERMAN's FATHERLAND?
IT IS WHERE THE TOUNGE SPEAKS GERMAN

>>74107832
>don't like being someone i'm not
what rubbish

if you're an idiot you need to stop being yourself ASAP. you're saying you'd just continue being an idiotic because it's "who you are".

>>74107869
>breaking up for before you get with the new bird

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wish i was never born lads

lads get schwifty haha burp

>>74107869
FONT

>>74107543
>liberia
>never colonized by europe

ehhhhhh. liberia itself was created as an american colony in the mid-18th century. so at what point did the united state cease being considered a european country? at the very least i'd consider liberia to have been under the european sphere of influence.

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>just asked out a girl who my friend sees as his fuck buddy
>waiting for her response

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcI4QMOiWY

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wtf I hate pakis now

>>74107547
>london
>bangladeshi, indian, nigerian, turkish

top kekedy keks.

>>74107955
haha, you're not gay, every 'friend' is an ex sex buddy

>>74107955
>asking a lass out who you know is promiscuous
Mate...

>>74107955
grim

How to break the ice and ask girl at my work I have a huge crush on out?

I'm kind of getting a she doesn't think about me at all vibe from her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQa5NsdYSts

howling

>>74107857

Turing (new one) or parkwood, depends on what choices they give me.

I heard all kinds of shit about parkwood, apparently it's a long walk so it's pretty dead and not much goes on.

>>74107733

I heard chemistry is dry. Apparently the club on campus is decent.

>>74107740

Thought about memeing it and getting a big box of biscuits and just walking around asking people if they want one.

I think my mum wanted to go out for dinner on the day I move in, will be a bit detrimental when everyone is just getting to know each other.

>>74107796

hopefully there is a polish bird I can start a blog about

>>74107891
i'm not going back to school to be successful, i'm doing it to give back to the people who have given so much to me. in other words, i'm not doing it entirely for myself and i honestly don't give a fuck what some spoiled shithead kids think of me

>>74107955
dire

I own the diamond exoplanet

getting drunk and playing music extremely loud

going to turn the 'woofer up to maximum next and play No Time For Caution heheh

those fucking normies won't have a clue whats hitting them when that Harrison & Harrison organ hits them

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>spent years offering relationship and dating advice on /brit/
>I'm 27 and have yet to kiss a girl

>>74107843
that mental states are the direct products of physical effects in a closed network, like property dualism

>>74108110
Give us a cheeky ring?

>>74107696
After Assad is ousted and ISIS exterminated, Israel should be granted control of Syria, since it is part of the Promised Land. The less territory in the hands of third-world Arab dictators, the better.

>>74107032
Befriend everybody in your halls and say yes to going to everything people say you should

If you know anybody moving to the city you are studying for try to meet up with them too in order to get access to their friendship groups as well

Try to find girls online to date who are going to be moving there, this really helped me as I made friends with her friends at the other uni

Otherwise just make sure not to make a big deal out of anything except socialising, make contacts and play to your strengths, don't join weird societies

>>74107955
>Voluntary cuckery

For what purpose?

>>74108135
goyd post

did you ever hold your poos in as long as possible when you were a kid to see what would happen?

>>74108124
why are virgins/pseuds always the first to give advice on things they don't know anything about?

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>>74108124
>tfw too dumb to even do that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY

Just found out I have slipping rib syndrome

Anyone here experience clicking under their lower ribs? You probably have it too

*applies UHU glue to my forehead*
runt
*slathers it on my cheeks*
hunt
*takes the conch shell Jeeves hands to me*
runt hunt
runt hunt
Runt hunt
Runt Hunt
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
*AAAAAAAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOOO*

>>74108167
Nice guys finish last

>>74108119
Play mask off

>>74107714
functionalism

cant imagine clubbing anywhere outside London or Bristol.

>>74107032
Just remember that 99% of every other Freshman is looking to make new friends.

Join any club you have time for. Student Government and academic clubs are good.

If your professor invites you to a job fair, go to it

Find a part time job

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>>74108124
literally me
for all I know it's utterly worthless

>>74108079
>Thought about memeing it and getting a big box of biscuits and just walking around asking people if they want one.
NO!!!!

are you fucked in the head or something? you don't want to step out of line, just be friendly, everyone is desperate to make friends

>>74108093
whatever, be a desperate old fart then

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>>74108184
There was a 'majestic' episode of /brit/ the other day. Never heard the song before but I love it. Trying to find more music of the same style, it seems off-style for Wax Fang, don't like most of their other stuff.

>>74107420

what is there to even live for if you missed out on that? being the sad old cunt they keep around as a novelty might be the best option

>>74108167
>why are virgins/pseuds always the first to give advice on things they don't know anything about?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491209471348.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491209471348.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491209471348.webm

>>74108210
Where's good in Bristol?

Went clubbing there a few weeks back and most places were terrible.

>>74108163
i still do it now

test

>>74107646
you can potentially find out who youre with if you post on the halls fb page asking 'who else is 3rd floor block d in connaught' or whatever info you've been given.

when you get there (and once your parents leave if they're dropping you off) say hi to whoever's there, ask about where theyre from and what degree theyre doing if conversation doesnt flow easily. usually things will be slow during the day, then in the evening people will want to start drinking and itll be fun.

use the downtime to fix up your room or explore the campus, try to keep off the internet but if everyone's being boring then whatever.

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watch until the end

>>74108228
you're too caught up in what other people think of you lad

Literally cannot imagine anything more runt than "going" "clubbing" in a "city"

>>74108210
clubbed in Kettering and Dewsbury once

>>74108079
>Thought about memeing it and getting a big box of biscuits and just walking around asking people if they want one.

t. Bill the Biccy Boy

>I think my mum wanted to go out for dinner on the day I move in, will be a bit detrimental when everyone is just getting to know each other.

Avoid. Your mum will understand, make her wait until after Freshers

>>74108260
depends who is playing mate.
the venue means nothing.

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>>74108260
LITERALLY nowhere in Bristol is good unless you're some sort of hipster, SJW or (((anarchist))) communist

>>74108260
If Lakota is open it's the best place. Keeps getting shut down for drugs, though. Second to that is Black Swan. It really depends, though. Those are my favourite because I'm big into dnb, jungle, electro. if you're into indi ponce shit or something else I dunno

>>74108278
'ddit

>>74108258
Never understood the whole vid behind this. The main PUA guy of the group was telling everyone what to do and then it turned out he was even a virgin himself.

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>tfw parents try to talk to me
>tfw i just squirm and stutter

>>74108260
bristol has a lot of dnb

>Kendrick after maad city

>>74108302
HAHA did you listen to the loud music in the loud music place? hhahaha wowowww

did you jump up and down???
did you jump... SIDE TO SIDE????!
did you see other people doing the same thing?
did you enjoy it when the laptop man pressed play on a music that you liked? hahahahahhaah fascinating

wow I fucking love CLUBBING

Real Ale for Real Males

>>74108079
Parkwood is indeed slightly out of the way (have a look at the map) but that's exactly why it's not dead. you're sort of out of the way and not in flat/the middle of campus so there's always something happening. It's student village. Had some pretty good parties there and you'll hear plenty about it
turing is one of the best if not the best accommodation for undergraduates, but it is more expensive. Compared to most of parkwood it's en suite and has bigger rooms and a nicer kitchen.

>>74108339
Where could you best guarantee I could buy if I wanted to on a night out? Those two?

Only moved to Bristol recently and have no contacts here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1-EBpLNZo

Completely agree with this lad.

>>74108253
er, chilling with mates, getting drunk, shagging the gf, spending money on things you like, etc...

>>74108298
ot really, I never had trouble making friends. I'm just trying to say what I'd think of someone who did these weird things for those people who do have trouble.

personally, I just be myself and it works

Too intelligent for:
> clubbing
> sports
> religion
> replying to trip/name users

thank fuck

imagine applying for uni of warwick and not realising it's in c*v*ntry

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493063249685.webm
absolutely howling
>he picks a fag up off the floor and keeps smoking

>>74108368
it's literally the best place in the UK for it. NOT london contrary to what Londoners will tell you.

>>74108420
either on a busy night

Thwarted an attempted armed robbery at a Phones4u once

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still don't understand end to end encryption lads

if someone smarter than me could explain it in layman's terms that'd be great

don't care

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>St Odessa the Cheka [Communist Police] tied White officers to planks and slowly fed them into furnaces or tanks of boiling water; in Kharkiv, scalpings and hand-flayings were commonplace: the skin was peeled off victims' hands to produce "gloves"; the Voronezh Cheka rolled naked people around in barrels studded internally with nails; victims were crucified or stoned to death at Dnipropetrovsk; the Cheka at Kremenchuk impaled members of the clergy and buried alive rebelling peasants; in Orel, water was poured on naked prisoners bound in the winter streets until they became living ice statues; in Kiev, Chinese Cheka detachments placed rats in iron tubes sealed at one end with wire netting and the other placed against the body of a prisoner, with the tubes being heated until the rats gnawed through the victim's body in an effort to escape.

>>74108302
>>74108379
Spotted the bitter shut ins

>>74108461
stupid baby orangutan on life support
*unplugs you*

>>74108423
the absolute state of him

>>74108228

Fuck lad. Thought that was a good idea

My original one was walk around with a big case of strongbow or something but realised it'd be too early.

>>74108306

Yeah alright. Fuck that then.

>>74107663

what show is this

>>74108493
Well you should, it was pretty cool and I even got a kiss from a cute girl out of it

>>74108420
yep, you'll have no trouble buying in either of those places. if not, hang around st pauls and ask literally anyone. be with a group and keep your witts about you though. you'll be fine if you're not a mong.

>>74108347
he was my favourite desu. he had only been """training""" as a PUA for a couple months, but i read an update from the filmmaker that he has since found a gf. so good for him.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491204599116.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491210186799.webm

https://discord.gg/UHag9Zz

>>74108456
people actually say london is the best?
what dnb is there in london other than some fabric nights and regular clubs with regular djs?

>>74108508
Makes me think my life is not as shit as it could be.

pissing atm

>>74108461
had a millisecond glance at the google result and it appears they scramble the message at the start and unscramble the message at the end

>>74108495
>the Cheka at Kremenchuk impaled members of the clergy
oh no

>>74108367
when acquaintances talk to me, i start sweating heavily

not with strangers or friends though

>>74108497
Spotted the well-adjusted intelligent person who enjoys going to the loud music room to listen to the loud music :)

wow I wish I were as good as you
is the music loud
does it make you go happy?
haha fascinating
*buys a shot of vodka for £5*
hahahha the music surely is loud my friend

>>74108560
how do you say pissing in french

>>74108249
just watch the american dad episode
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES

>>74108453
there's so much great about that webm, it's one of my favourites of all time.

the kiss, the runt picking his friend's cigarette off the ground, breaking the bottle of what looks like vodka, and of course getting hit with the fucking chair legs it gets me everytime. the look at the end on his face, it just says "fuck. i think my lungs are filling up with blood.

>>74108509
mate, literally everyone is desperate to make friends on freshers. it's completely acceptable to say hello to anyone you see and have chat, get to know them, etc..

you don't need an excuse. when you see your neighbours say "hi" and have a chat.

new kev video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X6eJ4KrkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X6eJ4KrkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X6eJ4KrkM

>>74108535
virus

>>74108510
Naked Attraction

>production company: studio lambert
>lambert parent and NA distributor: All3Media
>All3Media owner: Discovery Communications with a 50% share
>Discovery Communications President: David Zaslav
>"Zaslav was born to a Jewish family in Rockland County, New York"

>>74108409

I did the walk on the open day, it was like 10 minutes which was fine for me, but I walk everywhere.

I don't think the turing one I selected was ensuite. I chose the houses which is shared with like 12 people.

Are you at kent then?

>>74108615
Important point

do NOT wait until they're out and then break into their room and masturbate into their shoes

Last guy who tried that didn't end too well

>>74108619
Ireland looks bloody grim. Literally no desire to go there even though it's an hour or so away.

>>74108425

if you're going to university then how do you expect someone to find friends/gf and do those things whilst staying completely away from anyone at the place you spend most of your time?

>>74108627
every fucking time

Classic pit bull owner excuses:

1. It's the owner's fault, not the dog.
2. Mine wouldn't harm a fly.
3. I let my pit bull play with my baby.
4. They are such a misunderstood breed.

Ban these things

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>>74108249
And [spoiler]that was me with the thread[/spoiler].

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>>74108591
être en train de faire pipi

too intelligent to be a normie, that's literally the beginning and end of my problems.

What's Aleppo?

>>74108619
WHAT did he mean by this