/brit/

Why the fuck don't WW2 games ever do anything related to China?

plymouth is actually an alright place

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in case you didn't see how poor i was last thread

'd a 'f

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anime

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

woeful AND early edition

>>74102334
because the USA! USA! and Nazis were the only two nations to fight in WW2.

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>>74102344
FOB

O//O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yp7a7f3VGw

A B B Y

>>74102328
idk
I know I'll either just stop using the internet or maybe migrate from one chan knockoff to another as they die

> Canada
The Weeknd
> Australia
Tame Impala
> The UK
??

what the actual fuck does the uk have to offer music right now

>>74102356
couldn't give less of a fuck

>>74102376
Literally cannot understand how anyone can get in debt

just don't spend money lmao

>>74102376
you got that 33 pound mate?

>being """"woke""""
Your tumblr get any hits today laddo?

trying to land a government job

>>74102291
>too much positive stuff
what do you mean by this lad?

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reckon there's a lad in /brit/ who's studied my posts for long enough to know quite a bit about me haha

>>74102291
If there was ever a point where it was going to die it would have been directly before the election

>>74102410
ed

>>74102410
ed sheeren

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Me and my mum x

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gf went...

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* L-LISTEN MORTY LABOUR IS, LABOUR IS *BUUUUUUURP* FINISHED M-MORTY, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE TOTALLY, TOTALLY ALIENATED THEIR KEY DEMOGRAPHIC MORTY *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* REAL MORONS MORTY, THEY COULD HAVE JUST, JUST *BUUUUURRRRRP* GONE BACK TO THEIR ROOTS MORTY *BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP* THE WORKING CLASS WANT TO LEAVE THE EU M-MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* COMMUNISM IS A SPOOK MORTY, TIM FARRON IS A *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* GLOBALIST. HE'S A DIRTY GLOBALIST MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* HE SAID HE WILL STOP US LEAVING THE EU MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUURP* HE'S T-TRYING TO CIRCUMVENT DEMOCRACY MORTY *BUUUUUUURP* VOTING *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP* VOTING TORY IS THE ONLY OPTION MORTY, W-WE NEED STABILITY IN OUR BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS MORTY IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUUURP* IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* TOO MUCH TO ASK *BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* LOOK M-MORTY LOOK I’M *BUUUUUURRRRRPPPP* NOT SAYING THE TORIES ARE *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP* PERFECT M-MORTY BUT *BUUUURRRRRRRP* BUT THEY ARE THE MOST STABLE CHOICE FOR US RIGHT NOW MORTY *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

>>74102295
FOB

imagine being an instagram whore. knowing hundreds of thousands fiddle with their willy looking at your pics. what a vapid existence

>>74102433
we have more than one yank tho

>>74102462
>>>/int/cum

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this mustard is very strong

>>74102433
if you're football yank then me

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>>74102457
...to uni

>>74102457
*smashes its head in with a shovel*

>>74102462
deffo going to read this one.

I live a very lonely life

>>74102457
cute as fuck. who she?

>>74102410
>tame Impala

Don't get me wrong, they're good but they're not ed sheeran or the weeknd tier big

Flume is semi big but he's more of a DJ

>>74102410
Hessle Audio

>>74102462
didn't even reach my peripheries

>>74102524
>cute
lol
>she
lol

me having a sniff

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1493218148869.webm

>>74102462
>misunderstanding what makes the meme funny
lefties are always so shit at parody because they just get genuinely upset

>>74102451
Anyone got a link for this video? Asking for a mate

Whilst I do enjoy a cosy winter night where it gets dark at 3pm, I have to admit to myself that it's much nicer in the summer when the sun doesn't set until 10pm. Maybe it's vitamin D or something but the light just lifts my mood.

>>74102440
>>74102443
Irish

shockingly bad thread so far

>in a meeting at work today
>woman talking about how we're going to be helping to resettle loads of Syrian refugees in the area

>>74102555
australia have tons of good synth bands dude

>>74102524
http://jumpsuitedmonster.tumblr.com/tagged/cosplay-asks

apparently she abandoned the tumblr though

>>74102407
hyper thicc

>>74102521
same but that doesn't bother me in the slightest.

I've had never been able to hold down a bunch of friends long, never had a best-friend and don't particularly get upset about not having friends.

In terms of romance, I've had a great loving relationship filled with good sex, now I can at least go to the grave knowing what life has to offer.

The only thing I sort of ponder about is the prospect of raising children, but unfortunately that is a really fucked up decision in terms of resources.

>>74102410
radiohead

>>74102594
urm no sweaty but here's a song about him cucking irishmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

have seen 2 Australian poster's faces and they're both handsome lads

>>74102555
I'm not talking about how big they are but more of a ratio of how good AND big they are

flume is fucking godawful, cannot listen to any of his stuff

>>74102574
It's the same on /int/ as it is on /pol/. Riotously funny

>>74102625
t. gentleben

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the pengest city

Radiohead is offensively overrated

Honestly can't listen to a single one of their songs. It's the most depressing music i've ever heard.

>>74102635
>flume is fucking godawful,
post and opinion disregarded

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>>74102625
>/brit/ hasn't seen my face

VERY glad about this. Seen my butthole tho

You say that you love me idk if it's true

>>74102619
> 0:08
> English man represented by union jack
Rorke's nut is about to be done the fuck in

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>>74102625
alri

really hate how weightlifting has become such a big thing in the last few years

don't get the appeal whatsoever

>>74102663
>modern architecture
just fuck my city up senpai

>>74102666
pleb

>>74102667
likewise

>>74102680
that's not the poster himself

>>74102692
how about I fuck your face up instead?

>>74102687
weightlifting as in the sport or lifting

>>74102672
pics x

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*blocks your path*

>>74102674
why would it though, and you see both at football games

>>74102696
get fucked i didnt even give mine yet

>>74102625
>turtlemong
>....

Who's the other (1142 memes aside)?

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>>74102666
its nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

>>74102574
>lefties are always so shit at parody because they just get genuinely upset

It's funny, you could argue that conservative YouTube personalities like Steven Crowder and Mister Metokur are awful comedians for the same reason

>>74102687
it's enjoyable lad
i didn't get it either, but then i tried it and it's great fun. Especially if you train for strength and can literally feel yourself getting stronger

gonna start a channel called the pengest brunch

really hate how bumming has become such a big thing in the last few years

don't get the appeal whatsoever

>>74102727
>he's never seen ed or jordan
hello new cunt

>>74102680
never seen this high res 1142 before wew

>>74102687
>don't get the appeal whatsoever

The appeal is that women want to have sex with men who lift weights and look like they lift weights. Lifting and eating clean will increase the number of women who will consider letting you put your willy inside them.

Not hard to understand.

>>74102741
They are awful comedians as well.

So I heard trump hates canada and is planning on nuking it?

what's all this about then

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*blocks your path*

>>74102727
I am turtlemong I've seen ed's and jordy's
good looking roosters

>>74102376
>33
Just call it 30 mate
*winks*

>>74102687
I don't like how people suddenly think they're lifting 'experts' because they squat 2plate to depth and own a do you even lift t shirt. More people getting into strength training is always good though

>>74102717
how big are you?

had sex with a girl


only joking lads im a virgin really haha i got you there though haha jokes

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>>74102666

>>74102741
>you could argue that conservative YouTube personalities like Steven Crowder and Mister Metokur
yeah it's the same thing
though tbf Crowder's impression of Cenk is pretty funny

>>74102786
haha mind telling jordy to check his facebook inbox?

>>74102663
Things good about birmingham;

food is ridiculously cheap, tap water is based, is a nice city if you avoid most of it, lots of choice and variety with shopping and entertainment. well connected to the rest of the UK. relatively low property prices. Weirdly enough, doesn't look as grey and depressing as many other cities in the UK tacky maybe, but there is lots of greenery.

cons
pain in the arse to move around, buses are expensive and always late, cannot cycle because of the hills and motorways within the city. some parts are unironically very dangerous. most people seems a little bit thick and uncultured. job market isn't that good there. city centre is a bit smaller than it should be and the city planning in general is a mess.

>>74102718
lifting
>>74102743
still don't see why people bother with it
what's wrong with just being normal
>>74102776
good for women then. i've accepted i'll die a virgin so i don't care

>>74102756
I'm the oldest aussie here

Been here since march '14

And i've seen jordan knight but i'm convinced ed doesn't exist

>>74102786

have you ever had homoerotic experiences and would you be open to them

I don't even lift

>>74102786
dont forget beta cuck lad, the HANDSOMEST of them all

>>74102815
6'6

>>74102687
lifting has been a thing for a long time

I like that its popular, its good when there is a strong trend towards fitness in society
better than fat slobs everywhere
we haven;t had this level of mass activity since the late 19th early 20th centuries with Muscular Christianity and the YMCA

phimo you here lad?

Fuckkkkk

I'm tired of slags I wanna fall in love

>>74102857
Me niether

>>74102804
strength training is great
ego lifting is shit
>>74102776
for me lifting was always about just doing more and having some structure in life.

it never remotely helped me get laid.
>>74102743
this

>>74102804
>More people getting into strength training is always good though
why is it?
they're almost all twats in my experience. just an excuse to bash and sneer at others

>>74102680
still can't find the first high res 1142 in the archives.

>>74102786
get to bed

What the fuck lads

Just learned that if you put a diamond in an oven that's 763 degrees, it will simply vanish

There wouldn't even be any ash or anything

>>74102835
>what's wrong with just being normal
being normal is slovenly, nowadays. The norm is being sat/lying down for 23 hours a day and never really exerting yourself.

>>74102869
yeah... you'd go down like a sack of spuds from one of my roundhouses

>>74102895
Don't believe you

>>74102835
it's satisfying.

>>74102857
I used to, but getting a gf and then breaking my hand have kept me out of consistent gym going since september

>>74102895
let me just chuck the spare diamond I have lying around in the oven and check

vote green

>>74102895

Fuck really? Brb getting my diamonds out the oven

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https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

>>74102895
Same thing happens with Jews

http://www.strawpoll.me/12831687
http://www.strawpoll.me/12831687
http://www.strawpoll.me/12831687

>norn iron globalist lad deleted his videos off vidme
fuck SAKE. just wanted to laugh at the loyalist nutter

>>74102873
>better than fat slobs everywhere
not fat though
>YMCA
how gay

>>74102895
>There wouldn't even be any ash or anything
because it's pure carbon, lad
you'd just be left with carbon gas

>>74102950
>tfw unironically live in a place where most people have 'vote green' stickers in their window.

>>74102921
>>74102931
>>74102956
http://www.nationalgeographic.org/media/diamonds-arent-forever-wbt/

>>74102895
matter cannot be created or destroyed dumb leaf

>>74102882
that's a total meme. you sound like a negative cunt

>>74102851
no

>>74102976
nothing's forever it's called entropy you brainlet

>>74102982
He never said otherwise, idiot

>>74102988
why not lad

>>74102911
sounds pretty comfy
anyway you can just not be fat
>>74102927
doubt it

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Which Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?

>>74103013
It doesn't vanish it changes form

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>>74102973
>carbon gas

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>>74103020
>work tomorrow

>>74102959
going to act all outraged about this and then wank myself off to tranny porn a few hours later.

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>>74103020

>>74103029
Yeah, and that form is no longer visible to the human eye, ergo it vanishes

>>74103020
my favourite pepe

>>74102984
not really
it's just a stupid dick waving contest. whether online on places like /fit/ or irl, they're all bellends

>>74103014
lads don't appeal

Woke up this morning and my chakras were really feeling aligned
did that nordie end up ending it? One less proddy on this fair Island would certainly have done the trick

>>74102959
*examines this closely*
ah yes... very scientific
>>74103019
>anyway you can just not be fat
doesn't mean anything if you're still lazy and never try. You dont have to, but I'm explaining why people do it. They enjoy physical challenge

>>74103019
>obviously never tried it
>dismisses it out of hand
you're a tosser mate, fuck off

I'm a globalist but only economically

Don't care about the working class and i hate non whites

What British political party best suits me?

>>74103049
no it doesn't, it just isn't visible

>>74102823
True. Whereas it seems many of the best comedians are radical centrists: Norm MacDonald, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Mike Judge... the list could go on.

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>>74103029
>>74102982
>yanks

*puts dr oetker pizza in the oven*

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>>74103020

>cum for aisha, i'll cum for you
what did she mean by this

>>74103087
that's what vanishing means retard

>>74103087
Because its vanished

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Wish me the best of luck lads

>>74102982
>>74103029
Yanks should be killed

>>74103055
Most people at the gym don't even talk to eachother
How on earth is that dick waving?

>>74103055
not true though
in fact i hate sharing a lifting space, and I especially hate discussing lifting with other people.

if it were up to me, i'd have a home gym and some nice excel sheets that i only saw.

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>>74103020

>>74103034
CO2
you're the one who expected it to produce ash tbf, can't really judge me can you now lad? no, no you can't
>>74103090
I think Norm is pretty right wing but the others are centrists

*puts diamond in the oven*

remind me to take it out in 14 minutes lads

>>74103086
BNP

mmm dannun

who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight?

>>74103075
>if you're still lazy and never try
that's not a bad thing
>>74103076
my observations are enough. and i did go in the gym in PE back in school, found it pretty boring

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>>74103020

>>74103153
good post

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I'm the journo who posted on here about the general election being announced a few hours before it happened a few days ago
This will almost certainly mean the election is put on hold
James is pseudonym
Will try and get more info

>>74103086
none

>>74102376
Haven't howled this much at a post in a long time

>>74103055
I've competed in strongman and never once thought it felt like dick waving. Any sport is dick waving by your way of thinking

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>and i did go in the gym in PE back in school

Just had a cracking wank to Angela White

>tfw no cow titty mummy gf

>>74103181
What? Who is dead?

>>74103181
>6.32 AM

FOR

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>ever try to achieve or do anything?
>dick waving my man

haha just remembered i have £150 in amazon vouchers. what should i buy lads?

>>74103122
they strut around and they're arrogant and constantly judging each other
plus the twats on here that use lifting as a way to demean others doesn't sit right with me
>>74103125
>if it were up to me, i'd have a home gym
that's another thing. most poor people don't have the money or time to do it

>>74103181
Who's dead?

>>74103224
eiir

>>74103181
The queen is dead?

>>74103236
dunno

>>74103181
Seems legit

>>74103135
carbon gas =/= carbon dioxide gas

@74103181
fuck off

>>74103181
nice roleplay

>>74103181
>snaking your mates like this

>>74103241
>most poor people don't have the money or time to do it
yes, because my gym in a poverty ex-mining town is full of middle class people
you're having a fucking laugh mate

Which board do you reckon has the smallest willies on average: /lit/, /fit/, or /fa/?

people who get a special note from their parents that means they never have to do PE are the biggest runts in existence

>>74103196
>never once thought it felt like dick waving
well of course you wouldn't
>Any sport is dick waving by your way of thinking
not inherently, but no other sport has people who trying to shoehorn it into everything the way people who lift do
they literally judge people just on the basis of lifting, it's fucking annoying
i'm good at football but i don't mock people who aren't

heard from an undercover journo that the queen has passed away, can anyone confirm?

>>74102410
Gorillaz

>>74103306
/int/brit/

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yea so close to death she's riding a horse yesterday

> eiir
> WEEE WHO'S DEAD???? WHOOOO
omg the state of "brits" in this thread baka ,,!,,(-.-),,!,,

>>74103181
>I'm the journo who posted on here about the general election being announced a few hours before it happened a few days ago
proof?

>>74103306
/pol/

>>74103167
>that's not a bad thing
if you say so

>>74103348
She looks like she might be dead already in that pic desu

do we all actually get a day off work for the queens funeral or is that a meme?

Having a coffee

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>>74103241
>poor people
one of my gyms is full of the fuckers mate

might stick the ol' head in the oven

>>74103348
Pretty hoers

just told this gullible bellend the queen has conked it

haha little does he know she's an invincible space lizard

>>74103241
>poor people

home gym maybe, or maybe in london.

but in most of the uk a gym membership costs you like 20-30 quid a month, which is not THAT much, even if you're on 'mum wage

>>74103348
that's a beautiful horse

>>74103224
eiir
elizabeth the second royal (??)

>>74103266
No one ever uses 'carbon gas' to mean pure unoxidized gaseous carbon

>>74103348
freak horse acident

>>74103349
fuck off edgy underage

>>74103384
No

have no insecurities about my willy

think i mighta found a new continent on google earth

>>74103348
that horse has some great hair

>>74102666
Hate people that think all music can only be upbeat
Do you only watch comedies too or what?

>>74103379
looks like a bloke

Can't believe the queen is dead

>>74103293
there is a class divide in exercise habits
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/aug/23/class-divide-health-widens-thinktank

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>>74103020

>>74103418
looks like it listens to evanescence and linkin park though

>>74103407
fuck off PC immigrant

>>74103309
How fucking soft must their parents have been?

>>74103311
>not inherently, but no other sport has people who trying to shoehorn it into everything the way people who lift do
>other sports and lifting are mutually exclusive

>>74103181
>6:32 AM
hmmm ah yes, veeeeery goooooood

>>74103388
>invincible

pretty sure I can see her mate

>>74103379
looks like my ballbag after a night on the tools

>>74103309

runts who wish they could have got one are bigger runts

>>74103439
>guardian

shan't

wearing a skirt

might stick the ol' 'nads in the oven

>>74103455
>>other sports and lifting are mutually exclusive
didn't say that

>>74103485
post on /gif/, ta

why is it so fucking cold
been windy as fuck all week even thiugh its nearly the summer

>>74103439
poorer people being less healthy on average does not mean fewer poor people exercise.

>>74103311
imagine being this insanely insecure that you see athletes compete with one another and think "it's dickwaving"
have a word

Might get into making smoothies and talking like Jamie Oliver.

>now to bang in a couple o' lovely little bits o' pineapple an' bosh in some carrot an' spinach an' a little dribble of extra virgin, and now we just bez it all up

>>74103485
plymouth

>>74103442
haha yh xD

had 2 chicken mayos from mcD's for tea.

>>74103485
pics

Eventually she'll actually be dead and nobody will believe it

>>74103520
I remember when he used to say pukka

>>74103520
BRUVA

>>74103055
t. golfgoblin

>>74103514
it's part of it
they tend to work the longest hours in more physically demanding jobs, so less energy for exercise
>>74103518
lifters aren't athletes

>sweaty

fantastic variation of the gimmick

>>74103510
low pressure probably

contemplating a wank

Literally won't care when the queen dies.

>>74102356

ok redpill me on monetary success to start with lad

just dropped an entire Le Creuset crockery set on the ol' twins

Give me a run for my money
There is nobody, no one to outrun me
So give me a run for my money
Sippin' bubbly, feelin' lovely, livin' lovely
Just love me

wish i had someone to cuddles with

>>74103566
>lifters aren't athletes
ah yes, well you've settled it then, bettering yourself is bad

I hear if you put a human body in the oven at 10,000 K it will just vanish. Mental

http://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk

who /autism/ here

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>>74103579

>>74103485
Post a pic sweaty x

>>74103574
just had 2, VERY good ones

>>74103601
*cuddles you*

>>74103485
pics

>>74103614
>An old lady died

big whoop

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>>74103612
me haha

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>Welcome to your new workplace! Just find a table for the day and make some new friends!

>>74103638
'd

>>74103606
Oly lifters and power lifters are certainly athletes but your average gym rat should hardly qualify as one

>>74103606
>bettering yourself
see this is what i mean
constantly phrased in these arrogant terms, always wanting to move up the chain

>>74103418
can't really see it behind the hood mate

>>74103657
what's the time lad?

>>74103659
me in the bottom right hand corner

>>74103666

which one is the irish tourist

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CRYING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

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>>74103579
i'll be happy

>>74103694
time.gov

>>74103659
would kill myself within weeks of being forced to work in a room. Considering all nerds are supposed to be autists there are an awful lot of normies in tech

>>74103659
not a single person in that image I couldn't twat with a sneeze

got sucked off by a monkey in brazil once

Hating myself

>>74103706
>unironically has a reddit app

>>74103704
I think it's a before/after pic

>>74103592
lmao

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>the Queen? heh. Only reason that old windbag is still breathing is because I haven't yet sent her to the shadow realm. When that old bitch finally snuffs it you won't see me crying... dancing maybe...heh... but no tears...

>>74103667
Sorry but there are objectively better bodies than others you fucking tool

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>>74103701
>the women are too loud
>these stuffed animals keep falling on my desk
>one of the nu-males keeps trying to rope me into his office charity work excursion
>its too bright in here and my head hurts
>one of the office puppies took a poo on my bag
>mandatory ball-pit break in 15 minutes
>just trying to get my work done
>I want to die

>>74103666
I posted this image yesterday and got no (you)s so delete it please

>>74103706
hmmm sounds fishy

>>74103704
>>74103746
farting

>>74103665
Yeah me and the runt were talking about strongmen in that context, who are definitely athletes.
>>74103667
>always wanting to move up the chain
>implying this is a bad thing
will never understand the runt mind.
I dont care if you don't lift, but trying to justify it to yourself by saying dumb shite about lifters is honestly a bit pathetic.

>>74103743
y?

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>>74103704

>>74103743
why? x

Don't think I've ever heard of an actual person who likes open-planned offices or them working out for the workers

>>74103759
tfw i will never be sasuke

>>74103795
>>74103795
>>74103795
>>74103795

>>74103777
*knocks you out with a cricket bat*

>>74103704
literally crying

>>74103745
the mobile site is awful

want a subby gf that listens to Coil

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>>74103659
what did they mean by this?
>>74103810
its the only thing worse than cubicles

>tfw the mangekyou sharingen will never awkenen within you
why even live

>>74103765
so?

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>>74103792
>>implying this is a bad thing
it produces twats like you so yeah

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in other words they died ?

>>74103584
Take advantage of bank switching fees - you'll make a fuckload more than you can on interest
that said do have some serious bank accounts that offer good benefits like cashback on contactless, insurance etc

invest a fixed amount of your income monthly in the following way -first and foremost never see this as wolf of wall street get rich quick, just see it as a way of banking but being able to at minimum beat inflation ruining your money- 50% into a bunch of say 4 bonds, 50% into one or two index funds. If you're more into markets and keeping up with the news, you might actually want to look at investing into individual stocks in which aim for 20 or 30, don't buy foreign stocks, buy stocks in companies you trust, don't believe hypes and don't buy during them, don't speculate, you need to be stalwart in terms of having good bottle against fluctuations (but knowing when you need to get out). One trick is selling your stock if the value falls before taxes are due and then paying less on capital gains then rebuying it cheaper (if you think its back up).

saving money: ticket splitting, property guardian, shoppin at lidl, aldi or ethnic grocers - look for 'deals' and vouchers but make sure they're worth it, taking advantage of mystery shoppin, cycling if possible, general good saving/spending principles. if your shit at saving but can avoid debt - not giving your p45 into a new job might work for you.

money for not even doing anything: signing up for experiments, doing stuff like counting ballots, mystery shopping/other myster stuff.

job stuff - always assume that you can get the highest wage on a job offer - usually it means they have that money earmarked for the position. always hunt for jobs even whilst you have one. getting educated definitely helps your employment prospect in white collar jobs, training probably does in blue collar ones - so take any opportunity if it aligns with your career path.

>>74102603
Yikes