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willa

Don't like normies

>>74100432
what happened to cara...? ;^)

Couple of rules for /brit/ lads:

Don't reply to the goblin
Don't reply to anyone who replies to the goblin
Have fun

Those are all the rules

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/k/ is a good board lads

don't believe the anger and false claims against the algerian are justified 2bh

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BIBI

>>74100461
a dutch guy that obsessed over cara? nah never heard of him

going to order some fried chicken tomorrow

>>74100432
where's cara

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deep

just watched this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08ntbqv/anthony-joshua-the-road-to-klitschko

#Blessed #Buzzing #StayHungry #HungryLion

'nads are officially in the proverbial doghouse

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would the two trusses (highlighted in red) just have 2000N each in them? assume they are of the same dimensions and in the same orientations

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*blocks your path*

he is STILL trying to justify noncery

makes me fucking sick

just thought of a new number that goes between 5 and 6 and looks a bit like a 9

if you were sent to an american prison how long do you think your arsehole would remain intact?

the bankers the bonuses tHE BANKERS THE BONUSES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES IT'S DISGUSTING

>>74100500
Cool guy in the middle only needs a bap chap and he'd get a gf easy.

>>74100511
3

>>74100492
But then the bankers would have lass money, how is that fair?

>>74100522
areshole isn't in tact now though

is this the end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXw8VEwr_rE

absolute choon and I don't care what anyone else says

is this the end?

business idea: the bankers the bonuses

>>74100570
>>74100578
frick off adele

business idea: give the bankers bonuses to /brit/

Need a poo

hmm
*picks up a passing runt on its way to the slop trough*
hmm....
*picks up another runt as it waddles by*
*applies superglue to both of their buttocks*
*smacks them together as they squeal hysterically*
*holds them 30 seconds*
*lets them go*
*laughs as they both spin around in circles, crying and squealing in confusion and fear*

business idea: nationalise all banks

business idea: give the bankers footballers wages

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/Brit/ is the only place I like to visit on /int/ on a daily basis.

Get myself a good chuckle or two to keep depression away

Third eyeidea: The bankers are the bonusers

I can't believe some people. I just found out last night, that I had been lied to by a jerk named "Dusky Novel" and thanks to my favorite narrator, "TheLostNarrator" it's all been cleared up that he has lied to MULTIPLE individuals, and even Scribbler and Magpiepony have clarified he's a fake *yay* who claims to be in contact with all three of them, when really he's not. I've block his *yay* and will not be in contact with him ever again. He was trying to make me look like a bad guy, until a friend of mine backed me up, and he finally was caught for who he really was. A dishonest, fake, and disrespectful person. If ANY of you are in contact with him, watch your backs, because now that he's been exposed, and is on the blacklist of Lost, Scribbler, and Magpiepony, he's finally getting what he deserved all along for being a no-good liar. He's lost all respect from me, Lost, Scribbler, and Mag. That's a record to lose respect from four people in a period of four hours. I'm just glad it's over and I can get back to doing things my way. Video coming soon on the subject.

business idea: nationalise all gfs

spongebob is best anime

>>74100499
yeah why not

*cackles to self on 74100643*

>>74100650
NIPS
I
P
S

>>74100542
ermm but the banks can print money sweaty xx

>>74100692
hey, that was my post!

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>>74100650

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>>74100676
hmmmmmmmm

LADS LADS LADS
EMERGENCY FLIRTING QUESTION
A friend said that she wants to kiss everyone because It's spring. Would it be pushing it if I said "hang on I'm catching a plane to get my kiss"? I ONLY WANT HER TO TAKE IT AS A CHEEKY JOKE WITH A HINT AT SOMETHING MORE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo

harry and paul was fucking class

>>74100733
just put 'on my way'

blunt and to the point

apparently there's a leaked sex tape with john terry's mum lads

>>74100765
this

>>74100749
goatest living comedians

I downloaded reddit flags just so I could filter all reddit flagposters

want to look good but im a lazy cunt

>>74100733
what the other guy said

>>74100792
Joke's on you, I hide mine

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*crossfits in front of you*

>>74100792
>i fucked multiple gay blokes just to tell them I hate gay people

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my phone's started to recommend me 4chan threads, not sure how i feel about this
I don't even use /tv/

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>>74100422
alri' mate

>>74100835
kek STATE of hiroshimook

>>74100822
*kicks you to the curb*

eating a 'zza

guess my toppings

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>>74100765
JUST SENT IT
FUCK MY HEART IS POUNDING

>>74100769
she gives a cracking bj desu, gonna need a wank now

>>74100835
screeching

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theory: when you die your soul returns to the Void

>>74100422
I know yellow is ancap, red is gommunism and green is tribalism but what are the rest

Not got much booze in the house but I don't want to go out, so I've decided to eat nothing all day and then drink what I've got left really quickly.

Feel like a fucking genius desu.

>>74100885
anchovies

>>74100885

Semen and pubes

31st October 2015

EIGHTEEN MONTHS SINCE THAT CHINK CUNT ADDED THE WORD FILTERS

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The goal

>>74100924
'dit 'cing

>>74100904
theory: pigs are people and people are pigs, we swap between lives upon each death in the inbetween lives area

>>74100835
hahaha alri 'anon'

>>74100835
it knows

>>74100890
you fucked it

>>74100835

Bet your on a list at the ol' GCHQ

>>74100929
*hangs myself in my ad agency cubicle*

>>74100920
>>74100924
nope
>>74100906
orange - mutualism
blue - transhumanism
purple - feminism
white - pacifism/christian

>>74100904
lay down all thoughts and surrender to the void

*slurps coffee loudly*
ahhhh

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the goal

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Only soft cunts peel the skin

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>>74100985
good reference

how I know you're gay: toppings on pizza

My brother is fat as fuck but he loves fruit

Why is he fat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ

classsssssss

>>74100985
>you will never be get through half a bottle of scotch before driving your E-Type through country roads listening to Waterloo Sunset
why live?

>>74100890
Lad women can tell the emotion of the sender from a message... there's just a certain "air" and "feeling" they can perceive. The exact same message sent by two different men of different confidences will have a different effect.

>>74101026
that's a small banana

Globalisation could work, but only if everyone in the world was devoutly Christian.

>>74101049
because he eats junk when you're not around

>>74100906
green is 'anarcho-primitivism'
purple is anarcho-feminism
white is anarcho-pacifism
blue is anarcho-transhumanism
orange is anarcho-mutualism

Yes, I know it's all retarded shite but I made a point of trying to at least read up on this retarded shit before I made an opinion. It was a genuine mistake.

>all these mad men posts
a thing like that

>>74101060
Just drink some tins stood up on a crowded train while listening to spotify on your phone. 99% the same.

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the goal

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how did a few slavs with some computers and vodka manage to churn out a masterpiece like witcher 3 when other teams get a much higher budget and make shitty games?

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Alri lads

imagine being the sort of gay cunt that doesn't hug and kiss his mate

>>74101079
For you

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>>74101102
Because you're an idiot.

>>74101102
why do all IT companies have those same shitty drawers on wheels

>>74101102
Made the game they wanted to play, instead of making a game that "everyone will totally want to play".

>>74101102
Budget can't bring you good ideas and also most high budget western games companies have been invaded by feminist 'coders' and 'activists' who are shit, get paid higher and force diversity on gamers who hate that shite.

>>74101102
They actually love what they do and don't have suits in a boardroom to suck off

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RARE photo of thainonce I digged up

>>74100822
*being extremely scared*

Used to think the song "Secret Agent Man" was actually called "Secret Asian Man"

>>74101163
*takes your soul*

going shop what u want

http://www.strawpoll.me/12831320

http://www.strawpoll.me/12831320

http://www.strawpoll.me/12831320

>>74101102
i assume they weren't being dictated to by greedy higher-ups

need a bf lads

>call of duty ww2 revealed in big event in london
>not british campaign included

>>74101184
see >>74100978

>>74101102
Slavs are probably the most skilled technical workers in the world today along with Asians, lower education budgets mean having to learn how to do more with less

5ft8

>>74101187
so? the western front/north africa is so fucking overdone

i want more of Barbarossa, china/japan and partisans in eastern europe

>>74101163

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YM9Ereg2Zo

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>>74101184

>Sorry I got to sleep now

>>74101163
Used to think Jessie's Girl was a song about a man who wished he was a woman so he could fuck his best mate.

>I wish I WAS Jessie's girl

>>74101217
Hate to think of who works here

>>74101093
Honestly tempted to jack in my hatchback and get an early 2000s MX-5 for a couple of grand, I love chucking my car around country roads so that'd be sick
Probably end up burying it in a hedge though

"no"

wanking

>>74101222
I am wondering why they chose to have a big reveal event in London if Britain isn't even included.

>>74101187
western front games should be boring, well equipped, well trained allied soldiers with massive air superiority fought german reserve troops while the real fighting was going on in the eastern front

>>74101184
rofl

just had a lovely pint of porter and some venison pate on french bread, all for a couple of quid from lidl

good old germans

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>>74101184
howling

>>74101137
They're cheap

>>74101217
what a reddit workspace

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>>74101225
Good lad

>>74101184

you probably took too long you fucking autist or sounded really unnatural

thread is shite

>>74101250
*tuts*

>>74101264
pints?

>>74101222
>china/japan
A Burma campaign in an FPS would be great, spooky jungle (like Vietnam but no helicopters or Creedence Clearwater Revival) and machine gunning the yellow hordes

*opens the exit*

>>74101255
Yeah it must have been really dull, surprised the lads fighting didn't fall asleep.

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>>74101184

business idea: convince people that pigs are humans and humans are pigs in order to make the animal sacred so that the welcoming of our muslim overlords to the west has a smoother transition

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>turn on the cod livestream
>first thing i hear is "jewish american private"

>>74101307
>gif
fuck off

what's a cheap brand of ciggies that don't taste/smell like burning plastic lads?

usually smoke marlboro red which are glorious but I found chesterfields to be ok

>>74101102
because they don't get diversity quotas forced on them

The Dad used to work as a game designer with his mates. Their office was in some old farm house in the middle of nowhere and they were all skint as fuck, but their final product was 10x more enjoyable than most of the big budget shit that comes out today

>>74101326
Amber leaf

>>74101317
fab chebs

How come we have electric brushes for cleaning our teeth but not for anything else

That one fucking twat who doesn't like cheesecake.

>>74101317
>.jpg large.jpg

what is this?

>>74101326
cutters choice

>>74101326
Woodbines

>>74101296
*sees you emerging from the ground*
*run over and kick you back down into the runt pit*

>>74101347
Twitter filetype

>>74101340
brushes for what?

>>74101340
it's called a hoover mate

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>>74101317
more please

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>>74101184
fucking STATE of you lad

>>74101326
Sterling, Player's, Pall Mall
>>74101336
Rollies leave you stinking

>>74101346
I didn't like Cheesecake until I was about 15 because the concept of cheese in a cake just didn't seem right

>>74101313
business idea: pigs are people

>>74101358
Do they still sell woodbines?

>>74101317
That's a good slag

>>74101346
me

>>74101326
Benson and hedges BLUE
£7 for 20 and little difference from silver/gold

>>74101384
no

>few weeks into job search
Confident, getting good feedback from interviews, keep being told I "just lost out", still feeling positive
>month and a bit into job search
Having to fake it more, still getting good responses but seem less enthusiastic, trying to fake positive outlook
>now nearly three months into job search
Nervous, know I don't look as good as I did, feel like every interview goes badly, constant self doubt

It will be the n...n...n...next one r...r...right?

>>74101326
tough guy cigarettes

Business idea: Strasserism but without the genocide

>>74101363
Things that need brushing

>>74101373
Haraam

>>74101392
will go for this I think

>>74101379
>>74101356
>>74101358
>>74101336
not a fan of rollies

remember when Bogfart made a series of grand announcements at the start of his presidency and everyone thought it was all coming true

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39708768

>>74101414
but enough about your mother's arse hair

Could really go for a cigarette now.

>>74101399
Gf went for an interview the other day and literally got the job on the spot

Maybe you're just a spastic and/or applying for jobs too far above your skill level

>>74101414
well the only brush were I think a vibrating head could be useful is a wire brush for removing rust because it's the same concept as a toothbrush

>>74101392
Lad, those are fucking atrocious cigs

Taste like pure car exhaust

>>74101428
None of what i said was rollies, and all 3 i listed are cheaper than £7

>>74101445
she probably sucked off the lad giving her the interview tbf

>>74101184
SHRIEKING

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Been noticing a recurring trend in Joe rogan podcasts. Comes up every 5 episodes or so about how he thinks straight men can have gay experiences. The latest was about how some men perhaps liked getting their dick sucked by other men but were otherwise perfectly straight. Hmm

>>74101448
That's a good business idea

>>74101477
>gif
fuck off

>>74101445
blowjobs always help at the end of an interview, i'm sure she'd tell him that

>>74101436
43 dimensional hyper-chess
he hasn't put it in the budget now because he will do it with an executive order later on

>>74101409
strasserism isn't genocidal

>>74101445
It's easier for girls

>>74101494
>because he will do it with an executive order later on

And some smug liberal judge in California will just block it too

>>74101217
I have the exact same rug that the pool table is on.

Business idea: stealing british peoples' cars

Can't imagine being a NEET for longer than a month without suffering from mental health issues.

>>74101491
I don't understand where this meme comes from

>>74101475
What are your credentials

>>74101477
lmao, not listened to brogan for a while

does he still talk about having mma fights on a basketball court?

>>74101517
>peoples'
reddit grammar

business idea: annex Sweden

>>74101533
yes

Can't imagine not suffering from mental health issues

do you reckon you could ghost a 1 gram dab

>>74101533
no

>>74101556
Legit

going to see a runt who knows a man

might move to china so I don't get bombed by north korea

>>74101551
sorry but even having ' in your grammar is retarded

>>74101568
fuck off

Haven't used shampoo on my hair in 6 months. Looks better than ever

>>74101572
Don't even know what that means
Go away

>>74101596
pics

all swedes deserve to be replaced by somalis and afghans

>>74101596
havent had a shower in 5 months

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rate my beard lads.

>>74101634
Sounds exactly like Ribena
*rejects your application*

>>74101373
this is very lewd DO NOT open

>>74101477
So you know, when you smoke DMT and you use your pineal gland to its full potential, did you know that Shroomtech can make your pineal gland 50% more functional, it can make you open to a wider range of experiences that might even be homo, but no homo yakno? You ever seen a full grown chimp? Those things can rip your arm clean off, get that video up man

>>74101596
i did that for one month and it fucked my scalp up for a year

>>74101656
coming along nicely

>>74101634
ah yes, the classic /pol/ wog

Reminder
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/857017680657879040

>>74101656
christ, i feel ill looking at this
honestly this is why i prefer to be clean shaven, in case i look this greasy and ratty

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did you know studies have shown DMT cures cancer?

jamie pull up that video of a dingo eating a baby. holy shit look at him go.

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>>74101184

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>Power keeps cutting out

Ah yes...the 3rd world

>>74101702
>It actually was Ribena
I am a fucking genius

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mummy and daddy sent me £15k as a windfall for selling their house lads

any business ideas to invest in?

>>74101656
might want to cut down on the bio oil

>>74101665

howling

https://twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/856812265022115840

i thought capitalism rewarded hard work????

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Can you solver the riddle of Nye?

>>74101746
Ether

A bairn, wee 'un, child ur littlin is a youthie body, a lad or lass. Whiles a bairn is defined as bein a body afore tha oncome o puberty, a body afore tha end o puberty, a body unner tha age o majority, ur itherweys. Tha term micht can define a relationship wi a paurent ur authority feegur an aw, ur seegnifee group membership in a clan, tribe, ur releegion; ur it can seegnifee bein fell affectit by a specific time, place, ur circumstance, as in "we're aw Jock Tamson's bairns" ur "a bairn o tha Saxties."

>>74101746
princess chelsea

>>74101746

4chan passes for the lads

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>>74101184
dont tell me you spent like half an hour in between those messages

>>74101477
rogan is like the homosexual/bisexual version of matthew mcconaughey in dazed and confused

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>>74100835
hmmmm

>>74101786
Never knew bairn was used in Scots as well, always thought it was just a northern English thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Q_XYVescc

Thoughts?

>>74101524
He's an autistic retard trying to make webm 100% used

>>74101869
leave

>>74101869
underage fuck off

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I can't go on like this /brit/.

>>74101524
>>74101874
fuck off

>>74101869
>ww2 game involving d day
hmm yes how fresh

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Would you, goys?

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>Barclays debit card expired
>They send me a new one
>Give me contactless without even asking me

Fucking cunts, I don't want that contactless shit

>>74101869
Only thoughts are "what" and "why"

>>74101936
I'd love there to be a D-Day campaign focusing on the Canadian landing.

*passes a fresh meme your way*

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the role involves significant public speaking, is that okay anon?

Russo-Japanese War or Franco-Prussian War games when?

>>74101962
alri grandad

>>74101972
im not autistic that's totally fine

>>74101962
t. tinfoil

alri granddad

>>74101962
*places a tin-foil hat on your head*
i gotchu senpai

Communism and unregulated capitalism are both undesirable extremes. We must meet somewhere in the middle for a sensible and just society.

>>74101982
plenty of rape fetish out there

>>74102001
>>74102007
he's 20

makes a post about contactless every day, ignore him

honk honk!
*plows truck through /brit/*

>>74102024
that's what we've been trying for the last 70 years, hasn't worked out so well

>>74102024
nah, mostly near capitalism, mostly

>>74101982
Never because their markets are too small to matter, it is just non stop America with the odd meme British character because Americans like the accent.

>>74102036
>plows
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>74102001
>>74102007
>>74102015
ah yes hello everyone steal my money

>>74101962
*Hacks military satellite and uses it to scan your card from orbit*
nothin perssonel kid

can't believe I don't have a pretty gf that fulfills me

>>74102036
*prays for /brit/*

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rate the bank balance lads

Literally nothing wrong with contactless

What's being a programmer like?

i also don't like contactless

>lose card on a night out because im off my tits
>only come back to my senses at like 2pm the next day
>call the club to ask if they have my wallet but no card
>cancel my card
>someone has taken £15 out of it
>cool, ill get that back when i go to the bank
>go through some interrogation process to prove im not just scamming them
>get £15 back

>get home
>suddenly more transactions (that didn't appear on my internet banking thing appear)
>another 20 quid was taken, but it didnt appear because the transaction was pending or whatever

ahh yes contactless.

>>74102100
*scratches at tippex, revealing a minus sign*

>>74102100
FOLB

>>74101982
i wish there was a ww2 game from the axis perspective

What's being a homosexual like?

>>74102129
you either love it or you hate it

All I want is a good Battle of Britain level desu

>>74102100
doxxed

gays

>>74102161
bit gay

>Half of the ol' payslip goes to gov and to the landlord

Ahh yess there is totally a point in not just working a minimum wage job and living in the mums cellar... going to london to do a proper job is totally worth it!!

>>74102143
good post

Do they sell alcohol in paki shops in the uk?

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>>74102223
>earning enough to be taxed

>>74102229
'rhoids playing up again

>>74102223
Didn't give a fuck the first two times you posted this.

4chan is going to die soon
I can feel it in me bones
all this media attention, too much positive stuff, its bad for the site.

>>74102295
>>74102295
>>74102295

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yp7a7f3VGw

Really attracted to this woman

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>tfw being broke

>>74102291
where will we go?

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>>74101970
*sombre orchestral music plays*