/brit/

anime

Upa RA

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kelv

gunshots and sirens at 1 am haha

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anime

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real brit hours wtfu?

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>jerome
>yes!

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*farts in THIS thread*
*stays around this time*

*raises my glass towards you*

CHEERS MATE

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Ireland is Gods country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9N2TIiVd0

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*gazes out to sea*

would put my willy in a 16 year old but only if she's a huge slut

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on the train

>>74097359
sideways tbf

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>>74097359
if you didn't say forward you are a big homo

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>>74097500
she's looking a little thin
should probably get some spuds down her

Ireland is my country

would sidestep desu

>>74097515
me in the reflection

>Work at a tourist office
>Yank comes in and says "ive always wanted to visit Ireland, I guess it cause of my Scotch Irish heritage"

ignorant swine

>>74097511
'nce

>>74097511
find it a bit weird that it's perfectly legal to bonk a 16 year old here as a grown adult sometimes desu

can't imagine myself ever doing it

Lads, what's your favourite name that JFs call us? Mine is britshariahs.

Who else here goes on /tv/ and /pol/ to gather stuff to repost in /brit/?

>>74097359
Dear Lord, shan't be answering this

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>>74097601
all the time

>>74097578
couldn't imagine myself doing it but I would
wouldn't take one's virginity though that is proper nonce behaviour

>>74097587
britbottles

>>74097601
only go to /tv/ when got is on

>>74097587
quite like when yanks call you britteeths even though their teeth are worse than yours

>>74097587
bongoloids

>>74097500
Good post

>>74097601
No. I only care for the freshest /brit/ memes and gimmicks.

>>74097587
britshits

>>74097578
>can bonk 15 year olds in Sueco
we win mongs

petting my cat, very soft and luxurious

>>74097690
jelly tbqh
mummy doesn't like pets in the house :(

>>74097587
rosbif

wouldnt mind shagging a 17 year old 2 days before her 18th tbqh

>>74097721
>not a smudge of grease on that extractor fan
Tim runs a tight ship

>>74097587
pirate ajaja

>>74097712
>he doesn't have a small dog that kips in bed with him
Feel for you mate.

>>74097747
nonce

have had a pair of black levis for two years now that i have never ever washed

>>74097721
>xtra greasy hot dog van drives by

>>74097721
Asylum when?

>>74097753
His flat is always very clean. I dunno where he finds the time.

>>74097764
>small dog
Woman

>>74097715
i find this name so strange but also endearing. we call them frogs based off what they eat and they call us roast beef for the same reason.

chooooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdp6iBgDUpM

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>Theresa May is more popular with voters than any leader since the late 1970s, a new poll shows as another reveals Jeremy Corbyn is more unpopular than ever.

>K-keep believing c-comrades, the facsist media are all l-lying!!!


Crying

Doing another sloppy president

got called a nonce in mothercare

>>74097828
It's not funny really.

>>74097790
He doesn't have a job mate

>>74097828
Don't think that's because May is particularly amazing, but more because the opposition may as well not exist right now

>>74097830
i like this rhyming slang

>>74097828
Fuck all wrong with our Theresa.

>>74097858
Once he's done watching all the films on daytime tv and his youtube stuff that can't leave him with much spare time.

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Making some profit

Labour voter, NUT, pro-EU, atheist, republican, forum administrator. Like dogs, cats, foxes, squirrels, Arsenal. Blocked by @KayBurley and @NadineDorriesMP.

lads rec me a good rpg that will work on my laptop

right, the next poster with dubs is going to get HEEMED

business idea: work hard in chasing a single goal and never give up until that goal is accomplished

>>74097963
baldurs gate

go on then go on then

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*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

>>74097963
Arcanum.

>>74097963
Shrink High

>Bradford born, long in Glasgow. #politics geek #Labour and #Momentum Member. Very pro #Corbyn #AntiRacism #AntiFascism #SocialWork #FolkMusic #LGBT #photography


wonder why she left Bradford

>>74097984
'ce

gimmick idea: type't like yorkshire men do

>>74097890
She is YET to respond to my request to have her crush my bollocks in parliament with the serjeant-at-arms' mace
dumb cunt

business idea: sexy hijabs

>>74097919
good lad, put some more money in ETH imo and in LTC
you in POSW? I made like 200% on that in a week but im not sure if i should stick around cos it seems suspect

>>74098022
*heems you*

>>74098005
She's 19 mong

What is your honest opinion on universities in 2017, lads? Is it a worthwhile step for people to take or should people not bother now that the fees are so high and a degree is not as valuable in any field as actual work experience?

>>74098008
If I typed in my accent it would be incomprehensible desu.

>>74097828
we need a strong opposition.
labour can fuck off, terribl party

Business idea

Free and mandatory psychologist for everyone

>>74098056
The only people who don't need a degree are entrepreneurs

Unless you have an idea, a plan, and funds; go to uni

>>74098056
the worst part about tuition fees is they are now way less strict with entry. They let total mongs in because they know that they'll be paying. IMO get rid of tuition fees so unis can afford to be properly selective again

>>74098056
> muh feees! :(
such a yank-tier argument
they're literally a non issue

WHO HERE /DRUNKANDSHITPOSTINGTOAVOIDRESPONSIBILITIES/?

>>74098022
hope she tells you where to go you dirty bastard.

>>74098056
nah it's a good idea overall

you just can't approach it the way runtoids used to

watching the angry birds movie

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>those feet

>>74098056
its the most fun youll get to have before you have to work, so might as well.

Business idea: increase business idea regulation to prevent improper formatting of business ideas

Bisniss idea: type in me ohn accen

>>74098092
Popping down the shops shortly to get some alcohol in myself

shall be off my face within the hour

business idea: stand outside banks asking wealthy people to spare some coin

>>74098092
I don't have any responsibilities.

Gonna do some cooking before I get pissed though.

dude alcohol lmao im so drunk rn lmao cider

>>74098056

i'm out of debt now but you couldn't pay me to go to uni if i was 18 again.

utter waste of time.

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10g amber leaf? hohohoh sir havent you heard the news?

is there anything that squeals "I am a malformed ugly little runt, please taser me into the dust and blow my head to smithereens with an elephant gun" than having a foot fetish?

I can't think of anything

>>74098038
I would but I'm skint. 2500 on my credit card to pay off and owe 3k to my mum. Of course won't be cashing out my ETH for a few years. Could even get my dad to lend me money to buy more but I'm just not sure. Already gonna take until 2018 to pay off my cc and mum.

I don't daytrade so usually end up missing the smaller coins

Would daytrade if I had more time

just had some jam on my aldi brioche

>>74098159
'dit spacing

>>74098132
tramps do that here in berlin, holding the door open for you as if that's worth a few coins

fuck off i can hold my own doors

>>74098105
aye ah hink yer oan tae sumthen hen

>>74098152
Kek

hot creations have done so many peng tunes

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now that's science

>>74098179
bit classist
will be informing mutti

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>fuck off i can hold my own doors

>>74098056
it depends to an extent on the course you do.

Obviously if you do something like Beauty or leisure and tourism studies or some shit like that then its a waste. Chances are you will end up in the same job as someone who went straight into work, but you have spent 20 grand and 3 years on a useless piece of paper. If you are clever and realistically want to work in like finance, law, consultancy and all that shit then do a degree

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>>74098159
>smithereens
MICK'D

>>74098056
did a meme social science degree.

got my 2:1, didn't really learn anything and I'm in debt (not really worried about that part). but I've got a job lined up and most places I looked at wouldn't hire without a 2:1. it's basically just evidence that you're not retarded - but pretty expensive evidence. kind of a scam really

>>74098056
Get an apprenticeship if you just want a good job

If you're good enough someone will pay for you to get a degree a few years later anyway

can any of you lads produce a low rumbling in your ears by clenching your eardrum? apparently it's very uncommon. reckon I have psychic powers.

>>74098257
>Get an apprenticeship if you just want a good job
haha yeah that's so easy mate

>clenching your eardrum

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>clenching your eardrum

>>74098306
yeah

other people can't do that? whoah

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*stares at you*

*immediately darts my gaze away when you notice*

*grabs your bum*

>>74098306
if i close my eyes and pretend im yawning i can, i dont know what you mean by clenching your eardrum though

got called a megalomaniac in ASDA

>>74098306
Tfw I've been hearing this recently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum

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>literally the sculpture of a berber king/warrior showing his people the way to prosperity

>>74098362

we're part of the privileged few lad. an elite ubermensch

*clenches eardrums*

>5ft8
do you wear XS?

>>74098426
nice

i always knew i was special

dont even dare replying to him

Going to an all you can eat but I'm constipated

Why do my poos rule over my life?

>>74098322
It is. Don't even need A levels or good GCSEs

Just get a level 3 apprenticeship somewhere, then get a level 4 apprenticeship, then you have a good job. I did that now I'm in Whitehall.

>>74098487
WTF I hate Ireland now

2017 has been a shit year for celebrity deaths

need a big one soon

seriously how do buff 5ft8 people find clothes? a medium would look like a kid dressing up and a small makes you look like a cunt

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*burps*

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>>74098417
Pic related

new orleans is sinking man and i don't wanna swim

Get a (You) sometimes I genuinely can't even remember making the post they replied to.

tfw 5'7 and comfortable with my height, would like a big tall gf

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Dr Pavel, I'm SmeeIA

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wish guns were legal in the UK so i could just fuck off to Asda, buy a shotgun and do some ciding desu

>>74098546
In Thailand I'm an L. Fits perfectly.
But yeah have that exact problem elsewhere indeed. It depends on the particular cut of the shirt so I usually try both M and L.

Drinking tepid water out of an old pop bottle.

What's /brit/'s opinion on tool (band)?

>I don't have an english boyfriend

;_;

feeling very desperate for attention right now

>>74098711
*attents you*

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whoa how has this strawpoll got over two thousand votes? Is that how many people are lurking?

>>74098710
I don't want to sire children with a German. Germans are too emotional.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3k4ep_32E

Why are there so many fucking qts in Iceland? Seems like every girl there is a blonde hottie

5ft8. imagine it. at most womens eye level. mistaken for a young adolescent regularly. absolutely bizarre

>>74098768
Not true. I geolocated my Tinder to Iceland before and they were all mongs.

>>74098768
don't understand this comic

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>>74098595
Wouldnt mind an amazonian woman myelf

>>74098817
Good lord

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>tfw no friends or contacts but I really want to get weed somehow
what do I do? I know one pothead from school who used to be a mate, but he only comes back on holiday now

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r8 me

I'm 5'8.5''

>>74098845
Alphabay obviously

Christ almighty

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business idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r9T3p2N0eg

cant stand these uploads

these people are cancer

>>74098854
why is your doorway so small. if you're 5ft8 then a normal lad would crack his head open coming in. is it built for hobbits?

wish Jared kushner wasn't alive

>>74098768
wish i was icelandic, such a comfy country

>>74098935
same

>>74098880
bit islamophobic

>>74098890
dirt biker runts

190 the child molester back again

Cant stand these trips

these people are cancer

>>74098777
Not my experience lad. What can I say. Sinatra, James Dean, Pacino were/are all even shorter than that. Brando is the same height. Being tall makes you look dumb and soft in most countries. Don't know where this height obsession in nordic shitholes comes from.

when will they learn?

>>74098777
ew

>>74099000
it's a "meme"

>>74099000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'no'

amazes me how other Australians don't realise how lucky they are to live here

was speaking to a runt the other day who thinks NZ and the UK are better countries. They're literally third world compared to us in almost every metric.

>>74099000
>>74099041
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>74099041
Imagine people taking it seriously, you know some of the pitiful runts in here do

>>74098854
Decimals are not allowed otherwise I'm5'8.99999. But yeah you look good lad. No homo.

*chops your willy off*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGnhY2bNyMM

>74099000
up to a point. being taller and taller isn't always good, there's a reason most sprinters are 5ft10-6ft. That is the true peak of mass and athletic ability. beyond that is a strange recent mutation

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really makes you think

5 feet and 8 inches tall. He's 4 inches shorter than my sister. And she's a woman.
How can he even pretend he's a man?

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>You're 5'8
>Yes

>>74099062
yea fucking right

as if NZ is third world

*reattaches my willy*

don't know why you're all laughing

i'm 5'7

>>74099079
can you freeze it into a dildo so i can fuck myself?

>>74099062
How do you explain all the australians (male abd frmale) who are very happy to live here in Thailand?

>>74099143
compared to us yeah

>>74099184
proofs???

>>74099124
>6ft tall female

Literally muh dik

Don't have tape measure long enough so I tried doubling it up and came out 5'9'' but my dad says he's also 5'9 and Im taller than him. So not sure if he's thinking of when he was younger and has since shrunk or I'm 6'

how do people measure their height without going to the doctor?

>>74099223
with a 3m tape you bellend

>>74099223
They have tape measures which aren't useless

>>74099223
i just make up a number that sounds tall and believable

>>74099220
Will unironically come over to your fucking nigger village and batter your fucking aime woman diarrhea face into o-fucking-blivion

hi friends x

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>5'7

>>74099118
Completely agree that 5'10 is optimal. Beyond that it's femakes competitive nature driving evolution and lads feeling bad for themselves (these botches alwsys compare how much your making and your physical stats to their friend's bf). It's an idiot game that you don't have to take seriously if you know how to keep your hoes in check. Nowadamssyin'. Don't know why I started thinking in a black pimp's voice at some point of my exposé. But the point stands.

>pewdiepie about to make a few tens of thousands just from "reacting" to /wsg/ ylyl videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uM31tb1jGQ

>>74099268
Come and get some, big boy

>>74099301
*batters your fucking animu face*

>>74099118
The fastest man to ever exist in all of human hsitory ever is 6'5"

>>74099348
>most sprinters
wow you sure proved him wrong

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>downloads an entire album for one song

>>74099299
>episode 200
crikey

>>74098487
Shan't. Will throw a (you) your way though.

>>74099360
>That is the true peak of mass and athletic ability.
Wow you sure can't fucking read.

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the gf

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*blocks your path*

Can't fucking stand the smell of gingers. Can't even imagibe what it'd be like to be in Ireland. That smell everywhere you go. Holy shit hahaha

RE- 74099443
>Holy shit
FOY

Would love to beat the living shit out of Jeremy Paxman, the worst, most biased and self centered personality on British TV

>>74099443
wtf i hate the algerian now

will never forget this snarky little comment lad

in fact i'll take my fresh grudge against you to my grave

why do brit boys kiss each other

>5'8"
>poo skin
>goblin face
>poo skin
>5'8"
>baldy

>trying to act above the Irish

just made a delicious sausage and tomato pasta sauce. lovely depth of flavour with minimal ingredients. im an honorary italian 2bh.

>>74099535
uh nice try but we don't do that stuff kiddo

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/

love it

>googles 'british equivalent of holy shit'
>'Bloody hell'
Shan't be using that. Sorry sweetie.

>5'8
haha must be like talking to a child.

an ugly balding child.

>>74099401
>I like to travel

Why don't women have any real hobbies

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>>74099559
>>74099535
this anon's web browser seems to differ

why do swedes let refugees kiss their wives and sisters?

My door is always open, kettle is always on and my sofa is always warm and a place of peace and non judgement, any of my friends who need to chat are welcome anytime. It's no good suffering in silence. I have tea & coffee in the cupboard, beer in the fridge, I'm might be a bit tired after work but I will be listening.
You are never not welcome. I'm sure you all already know this but everyone needs reminding that I have an #OpenDoorPolicy
When I'm at home at least, it's yours while you need it.
Could at least one friend, please copy and paste not share, I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. You never know I might be in need of you too
#mentalhealth
#suicideawareness
#itsoknottobeok

>>74099576
they do

but you'll get triggered if she says "I like being railed by attractive men"

>>74099401
oh lord I would love to venture inside her

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>you enter the chip shop

>googles "Algerian equivalent of a baldy female goblin"
>'Alan'
Did a sick in my mouth

>>74099438
Hate this woman more than anyone on earth, would love mummy may to heem her

>>74098417
Is that a black hole in the chest or really strangely grown chest hair lad?

>>74099523
Fuck you mab. You started this by getting on the 'don't reply' train. Broke my heart. I have nevdr hidden my admiration for your people and country abd would defend them whenever these perfidious assholes talk shit sbout it.

>>74099612
ah yes, the paki chipper

i've noticed a few of you replying. dont do that.

i have seen many occasions that have driven people to extreme stress and mental instability

the thing is, if you have a firm will, also a good, there will always be a way

>>74099612
cone of chips please love

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>>74099559
>>74099535

>>74099612
>implying i would ever go into a paki chipper
fuck off

>>74099612
>phone number formatted as 4-3-4 instead of 5-3-3

fucking christ

>>74099666
a good what?

>mab
>nevdr
>abd
>sbout
S P A S T I C

>>74099612
Large Fish and Chips with Sauce (curry) and a can (Dr Pepper) for a fiver, have a cheeky haggle with bossman first to try get it for £4

well, here we all are then

the lads

>>74098935
The culture's fucked tho

>>74097919
Where the beans at?

>>74099683
jesus fucking christ

>>74099690
Fucking spastic
4-3-4 if it's a 4 digit area code

>>74099683
ah yes the north

>>74099651
Strange chest hair. Will remove it soon.

>>74099607
Haha

what do we do about the northern question lads?

>>74099740
Oh for FUCKS SAKE

>>74099740
>GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO MARCH FOR OBJECTIVE FACT AKA SCIENCE IN THIS DAY AND AGE
>BY THE WAY PROOF IS SEXIST AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SEX

>>74099683
Why do they kiss at the start?

Just did a heinous fart, it's a real hooter

why don't more older women have long hair lads?

can't stand the short haircuts they have, so ugly

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>>74099787
Fund the Midlands engine and the rest will fall into place

>>74099815
you dont kiss your mates?

>>74099692
sorry

a good character

>>74099523
Became a fan of scotland anyway, since meeting the protogf. Much more decent and classy people.

>>74099683
>benders smoking fags off the dirty floor and then beating each other
hate queers

>>74099655
About 3 Irish posters here, myself and another seem to get on well with you then there's the angry evil runt that hates everyone and everything and you've been fooled by him, same with the mexican poster and he's turned you against irish posters

Always got on with you, remember you posting about the irish lad you met in a hostel in the netherlands

>>74099875
dont fucking reply

>>74099875
>the angry irish lad
He's from Dublin and he's a shoneen to the core.

Stop talking to the goblin.

>>74099832
I forgive you x

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>>74099843
>scots
>much more decent and classy people.

Oh I am laffin. I retract my post >>74099875

planning a 9/11-style attack on my twin testicles

>>74099819
Requires a lot of maintenance for very small returns (their either alreay married and their husband doesn't give a shit anymore about how they look or single and no kne wants to shag them anyway)

forgive me father for i have sinned

>>74099683
weird how you can tell region from body language

officially on the /dont reply/ train

craving fried chicken but trying to lose weight

Did everyone enjoy Jezza's last ever Prime Minister's Questions as the leader of the opposition?

>>74099918
Reported to the FBI (the B stands for Bollocks).

*draws a massive hit from my vape machine*

POST VAPING MACHINES

>>74099956
Look forward to Theresa questioning him come June

>>74099983
>>74099994
hmm

designing a guantanamo style detention facility for my nads

>>74099956
yep, next time he'll be on the other bench

behold caesar, in all his glory

>>74100000
Nice quints Comrade

>>74099875
Sorry lad. I didn't mean it. It really warms the heart that you remembered that Irish couple in Amsterdam. Are we good?
>*puts a hesitant hand on your shoulder*

>>74199999

>>74099944
here mate I ordered too much for myself
*hands you what looks like fried chicken but is in fact the crunchy remains of my bollocks*

Don't engage with it paddy

Nonces are very deceitful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W3MpOU3OUU

choon

>>74100020
wheremst?

chungus

fucked that one didn't you

>>74100043
fucked it >>74099999

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>>74100068

got put into groups for a project at uni and this fucking chink in our group kept pointing out things we were working on on my laptop BY TOUCHING THE SCREEN

after the 4th dirty smudge on my beautiful display I had to tell him to please refrain from touching the glass

horrible little goblin

they're just quint you fucking newfriends

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>>74099922
just need a gf like this

just got 8 boxes of protein cookies

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I dont even know what im doing anymore

>>74100035
I also mentioned the "rephrase it" thing for your email to the Indian

Ah you're alright

>>74100092
rorke

>>74100115
mate wtf

the plums are uncomfortably nestled in a noose

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>they're just quint you fucking newfriends

*adds Ireland to the don't reply list*

THE ENABLING OF NONCES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

>>74100120
liking a clean display has nothing to do with being a rorke you little shit

>>74100132
dont recall him ever posting anything noncey tbf

>>74100167
doesnt matter. just dont reply.

>>74100161
rasheed

do not engage with the nonce or the nonce enabler under ANY circumstances

>>74100167
You're an absolute FRUIT

Reminder Ireland is a confirmed nonce

>>74100092
chinks at uni were fucking weird

it's like they have no concept of politeness

>>74100224
you can thank mao for that.

>>74100214
>>74100200
>>74100196
>>74100185
creasing

he seems like a good lad with a lot of life experience

thailad was a proper nonce

>>74100185
>>74100200
Don't reply to nonce enablers

can't believe the disgusting shit that irish person and the algerian were posting last night

had to leave the thread, I don't want to be put on a nonce list

http://www.strawpoll.me/12831109

>>74100239
at least he gave us maoam

new
>>74099999
>>74099999
>>74099999

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>>74100240
You're embarrassing us

>>74100240
He's a baldy shitskinned goblin that shags prozzies non-stop and tries to brag about it on 4chan while being 5'8".

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LAMAO

>>74100224
That's all chinks, plus they have no concept of personal space.

>>74100224
they also have bizarre concepts when it comes to food hygiene and cleanliness in general

it's not as if they live like animals, but they tend to not tidy up after themselves properly and do odd things like leave raw meat uncovered in the kitchen for entire days

>>74100280
>>74100281
Do not enable the nonce enabler

I want to buy something which plugs into my telly but also lets me plug a USB into it. Then it can play any video media of any format on my telly. What are such things called?

>5 feet
>8 inches
this is a fully grown adult male human's height

>>74100092
>>74100224
cultural revolution innit

t. 我在大学学习汉语和中国文化

>>74100115
Ah thanks again for that lad. It worked out fine after that email and that Emily person (his boss) took care of all contacts from there on.
>*puts othef hand on your other shoulder*
>*Gives you a viril, but brotherly hug*

>>74100296
morrissey might be onto something about the subhuman thing

where's the new you cretins

Gonna disguise my bollocks as a new thread posted early and wait for jannie to absolutely destroy them.

ACTUAL NEW

>>74099999

>>74099999

>>74099999