/brit/

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>is so oh oh oh
what did she mean by this

BURPPPPPP

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anime

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rate the security system

getting my willy sucked by a canadian this summer

>>74095010
that's a long time

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gf just sent me this in the post

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the wyfe

oi mate there's a dingo in me ute!

strewth

>>74095064
bye

>was meant to meet some mates today but cancelled
>not even logged into facebook
You're corrupting me /brit/, practically a shut in today.

>>74095046
*crushes its skull with the heel of my boot*

>>74095062
is that rae rae

>>74095079
bye mate

>Half of the ol' payslip goes to gov and to the landlord

Ahh yess there is totally a point in not just working a minimum wage job and living in the mums cellar... going to london to do a proper job is totally worth it!!

>>74095088
no idea what this means but sure why not

crikey thehs a spoidah in my cork hat

Why are you not at work?

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>>74095062
>File: emily (127).jpg
>(127)

flamin' galah

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects black people and spread it worldwide

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>You're corrupting me /brit/

>>74095117
don't start until july

Don't even get pleasure out of buying things anymore.

took a shit 20 mins ago and still cba to get off the toilet

>>74095087
you literally could not. This dog is SLAMMED

WIDE
SLAMMED
NO STEROIDS
NO BS
son of littermates CHIARA X RANA
200% INBFRED QUALITY
TOADLINE CRIME BOSS X TOADLINE PRIMADONNA , SUPER MICRO POCKET AMERICAN BULLY THROW BACK FOR THE LOW.

ONE EXOTIC BULLY SMASHED AND SLAMMED WIDE BONE GIRTH THICK CRIMELORD ENFORCER

>>74095083
hope you didn't do a me and not give any notice and just not show up

>>74095097
Ah yes, the Denial stage

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>>74095117

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects rorkes and spread it worldwide

>>74095127
what about mullatoes?

where has el janno gone

>>74095152
Why are you not living it up?

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects 'sheeds and spread it worldwide

Wait a minute

*checks what time it is in the UK*

Ah of course, all the decent posters are at work haha carry on

>>74095127
but yakub already created white people

>>74095162

>>>/int/cum

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Where's that little acesulphame runt from yesterday who said I don't work with DCM in a lab, here's ten litres of it you fucking bell piece

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects everyone but me and spread it worldwide

>>74095200
dead

>>74095207
doing the travelling meme soon

i'm th eonly canadian here

>>74095162

truly god awful post

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects me

business idea: fake an illness pandemic and create a 'vaccine' that kills everyone but "Roma" people. also have sex with rose leslie and abuse my son

>>74095234
wow a tub of water with 'DCM' written on

definitely convinced me

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business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects lib-dem supporters and spread it worldwide

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects deanos and spread it worldwide

mums getting a new dog
dads getting a new bike

>business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects _________ and spread it worldwide


we get it, morans

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>>74095273
Nah

>>74095234
i'd be very disappointed if a lab didn't have DCM desu
It's not exactly rare stuff

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects morans and spread it worldwide

>>74095319
>morans

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects 74095319 and spread it worldwide

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects morans and spread it worldwide

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>>74095118
what's wrong with that?

business idea: don't invest in /brit/ business ideas

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects me and spread it worldwide

Want to have a wank but I'm not horny

Suggestions?

>>74095389
*invests*

>he's not voting labour
Wow, bigot much?

business idea: create a highly infectious disease then cure it and win the nobel peace prize

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects non-investors in /brit/ business ideas and spread it worldwide

bun dat

business idea: create a highly infectious disease with a 100% death rate that only affects jews and spread it worldwide

why didn't /brit/ watch utopia and stop it from getting canned

>>74095397

look at some to get you in the mood then initiate wank sequence

>>>/gif/trap

Roast me reddit

>>74095441
bit gay

>>74095430
Overrated

would like a republic but then i think about all the troubles therell be with renaming all the "royal" shit like the royal australian air force and then i think its easier to just keep the monarchy

business idea: drop chemical weapons on australian cities

business idea: become a republic

>>74095465
the cost to change stationary alone would be unfathomable

>>74095446
racist pig

>>74095455
it was great

Business idea: become an elective monarchy

>>74095430
it was a fair enough ending

>>74095465
how many things are actually called royal

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Hello Brit I would want to convert you an introduce you to my religion

>>74091198

my penis has a voice

business idea: absolute monarchy with me as the monarch

my penis shouts

Got nothing to do and nobody to do it with

Business idea: Shelter and accommodate those fleeing from war and persecution with the resources we so clearly have

thoughts

LOW EFFORT POST THOUGH MA'TE

HELLO HOW AEW YA MM IM BRIIT

my penis is a big guy

>>74095589
'n't

>>74095643
boobs

>>74095627
>>>/int/cum

>>74095643
4chan /brit/

>>74095614
I'm out

going to everything I can to prevent this business idea gaining any traction

>>74095641
what did he mean by this?

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>>74095614
>with the resources we so clearly have

mate we've got people using foodbanks and local councils with no budget

>>74095643
babestation

>>74095643
>Google Polska
kill myself

>>74095546
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_organisations_with_royal_patronage

*spaffs on your bird*

>>74095643
my first thought would be: google is still around? things must have gone horribly, horribly wrong
i'd then promptly kill myself

Why are there so many dog thefts in Britain?

>>74095643
rules of worldwide sharia law

Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs. "Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution." Audience starts clapping Electronic dance music starts playing Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat. Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers Record scratch, music abruptly stops Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks." "Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?" Audience erupts in laughter, more applause "Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!" Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!" Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping. Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!" Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.

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>>74095659
>>74095672
>>74095688

>>74095726
poles

my hair is incredibly soft.

Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs. "Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution." Audience starts clapping Electronic dance music starts playing Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat. Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers Record scratch, music abruptly stops Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks." "Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?" Audience erupts in laughter, more applause "Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!" Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!" Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping. Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!" Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.

>>74095544
>not wanting to see wilson wilson as the boss

>>74095741
>gif
fuck off

>>74095726
it's part of my new cheap meat distribution facility

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>>74095672
>haha alri phimo

>>74095758
bender

Having a drink lads

>>74095797
manchild enabler

>>74095776
but i mean there was enough finality there
he pretty much gave the orders, made the tattoo and all
i would like to have seen it but i don't feel like it was a bad point to end it at

>>74095783
if anything dog meat would be more expensive because there aren't enough dogs to warrant the production of their meat unless you set up specific dog breading farms which are specifically intended for slaughter. But then you wouldn't get as much meat of a dog as let's say a cow and there would be too much of a taboo around the consumption of dog meat for it to be successful anyway.

>>74095829
Would like to personally castrate whichever runt made this

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>>74095824
Having a cheeky cider

>>74095829

this isn't /brit/pol why the fuck do I care

>>>/pol/brit

>>74095829
probably JRM and none of the rest, they're all shithouses

>>74095829
1
bun the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEqyyotENQ
me on the spectrum

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>>74095829
only need number 2

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>>74095747
I am thoroughly offended

need to spunk in a fanny chums

>>74095900
fine

gypsies and/or taigs

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hmmm


yes

>>74095829
Milo to trigger them
Alex for the big enchilada
Karl Pilkington for the banter

'sheeds

what are they good for?

>>74095829
genuine answer: mogg
meme: alex because they wouldn't be able to get a single word in, milo because he does pretty well to piss them off, lauren because it would be harder for them to go all 'muh straight cis male' on me
>>74095850
i'm getting them for free mate

>>74095911
r u a virgin

>>74095924
>Karl Pilkington

>>74095010
So you saying you lived in the prison 50000 years?

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>>74095921
nah

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>>74095924
>Karl Pilkington for the banter

mmm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4445546/ABC-refuses-sack-Muslim-activist-Yassmin-Abdel-Magied.html#ixzz4fKcx2zYP

>>74095943
need to chuff a gash mate

>>74095959
terrible

YAAAS SLAAY ME
YAAAAAAS

Want to check out a vibrant gay scene, anyone know a good city to visit

me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KfEYdKRbH8

>>74096005
portland

>>74096005
Soho in London, Manchester's gay district

>>74096005
wakefield

>>74096005
prague

>>74096005
brighton

>>74096005
Berlin

>>74096005
grozny

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Me and the lads

>>74095987
propers arse sniffers that

>>74096005

melbin

>>74096005
Brisbane

>>74096005
Montreal has a gay district too

>>74096005
berwick-upon-tweed

>>74096047
what you doing in aus mate hahah x

not a fan of blind cynicism

>>74096005
Baghdad

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>>74096091
HAHAHAHA X X)))))

not a fan of blind patriotism

>>74096005
Mosul

Not a fan of brits t bh

Redpill me on the mothman lads

>>74096091
bloody ripper there mate ahahaha u all ways was the funny one hey,! will be arond later for a couple tinnies

>>74096005
karachi

>>74096118
are you a fan of clear-sighted patriotism?

downloading hardcore henry

seems like a good runt film

>>74096141
keeps bumping into light bulbs

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>hearing yanks say "lager"

>>74096152
love these sorts of post

Bruceposting is a art

>>74096165
yea reasoned patriotism sure

>>74096141
keeps flying into windows

>>74096167
literally a gimmick flick

>>74096152
yeah she'll be right mate just gotta take the monaro out to the servo giz her fixed ay right mate haha alri see you late bruce

>>74096187
It was fucking shite
>>74096152
That was fucking shite

>>74096047
you australian lad?

>>74095465
Also

>having a president with more power than a PM


naaah

>>74096187
>Bruceposting
what the fuck

>>>/int/cum

>>74096207
yeah? well, your mum is a fat slag

business idea: vote BNP

new gimmick: reply to a post linking to the catalog with a search term, a la >>74096225

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>>74096217
Pole x)))))))))))

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me and the lads

Business idea: communism but it doesn't collapse

memes and/or gimmicks

>>74095168
eh... thats what I do mate
thats my thing.

>>74096289
business idea: drop a MOAB on you and the lads

>>74096083
Really?

watch me lads

gunna do a shit

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Me and the lads

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>come home
>see this in the foyer

Wut do?

>>74096341
would rather not

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Classic Tim playlist
-Let it be
-Hey Jude
-Rainy days and Mondays
-We've only just begun
-I won't last a day without you
-Maybe it's you
-Dream a little dream
-I only have eyes for you
-Trains and boats and planes

>>74096381
>not Carolina on my mind

>>74096373
Is he brit/???

>>74096357
grab those dangly bits around her bum and give them a flick and say gee up, gee up

Might grow a beard

*turns away from the german for a minute*
Huh? Sorry mate must've missed it, anyway I'm heading out. Enjoy your World of Warhammer or whatever

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>>74096373
>Evolutionary and Anthropological revisionism is now being propagated by main stream """""""scientists""""""""

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who would win

hair refuses to grow on my chin
grows fine everywhere else but my chin is impervious
very disappointing

>>74096452
Minoxidil

>>74096461
cant be fucked

I remember getting a week ban for posting that Korea was fucking shit and should be turned into radioactive rubble haha

>>74096452
chin and sideburns only for me

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who would win.

>>74096487
See >>74096484

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*invents communism*
*dies*

Really makes you think

The next two posters whose posts ends in 5 must meet up and fuck

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>>74096484
But, wallabro...all she's ever wanted is a man with a goatee to fuck her raw...

>>74096487
why would you post this

>>74096514
my left foot

>>74096538
it's available online

to pray is to accept defeat

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the gf

>>74096537
Post east african qts

Sword art online!!!
Awsome!!!

im gay

>>74096492
got a 14 day ban for joking about doxxing a prominent member of the australian delegation to /brit/
definitely did NOT just use my phone to bypass it though

Today so far:
> wake up at 10am
> eat a few slices of cold pizza out of a box on the floor
> shower, brush teeth
> shitpost in bed
> feel a bit sleepy again so get back into bed and snooze until 3pm
> shitpost a bit more

Plan for the rest of the day:
> shitpost
> go for a walk to the shops, get some alcohol
> drink alone in my room
> maybe cook something for dinner

>>74096566
haha what a gyal

>>74096581
Haha definitely dont just reset my router and post 3 minutes later haha

>>74096581
You're a good lad

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>>74096568
*blocks your path*

took too much xanax again

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doin a cide

>>74096591
excellent example of redditspacing with the meme arrows there lad

>>74096566
rotten

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*bollocks your path*

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>>74096620

>>74096619
not possible

>>74096620
oh so you didnt kill yourself before then?
also didnt realise you were one of the norn irish lads

>>74096625
it looks cleaner formatted that way, fuck off you tadpole

>>74093687

there's literally a DUDE WEED general now fucking state of it all

>>74096683
>filename

>>74096684
once outed the redditor strikes with such blind ferocity that one can only stand back in amazement
truly a remarkable creature

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>>74096637
NEED a marion gf

got a willy here that needs sucking lads

>>74096684
fuck off reddit

>>74096692
>doesn't do the puff
State of your life more like

watching a FOTL in court

pretty funny

>>74096625
excellentexampleofredditspacingtherelad

>>74096620
Fatty

>>74096672
It is when you need to head to class

>>74096718
DUDE

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If I say lad and I'm not British is that cultural appropriation or what

>>74096710
>>74096716
runtoids

harvest time for you soon I think

>>74096742
WEED

>>74096514
feel like tone is stronger than trudeau
cameron and drumpf are runts

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>>74096735
boom boom

>>74096746
yes you kurwa but say it anyway

>>74096746
yeah

>74096751
reddit

>>74096755
hehe

>>74096005
Coventry

>>74096005

grimsby

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LITERALLY MAD

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>>74096514
hmm

why the fuck is it so slow

>>74096854
i instructed m'banto to sheperd the runts back into their cages

*squeals as I am shepherded*

>>74096712
look at the kikenose in her
thats a heeb in disguise if i ever seen one

whats the best endz in london

>>74096514
in order of who would get knocked out last to first
1. are tones
2. weedman
3. davey
4. bog fart

proof wageslaves and normies are what make brit if you ever needed it

>>74096854
the rodents are in /fug/

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r9k: the picture

>>74096926
plaistow (don't tell anyone though)

>>74096854
People were probably expecting Rorke vs Rasheed round 3 today so stayed away.

business idea: go stir shit in /fug/ so it all falls apart and we get our runts back

>>74096962
oh blimey

>>74096962
ah yes

>>74096962
ah yes, south america

>>74096962
is this 190kg?

>>74096962
shan't

>>74096962
>she was 13

*squeaks contentedly and nuzzles my snout against you as you stroke my head*

>>74096962
meh

>>74097078
hot

>>74096962
>i dont know what got over me fuck instincts
niggers everyone

need a new anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvodg_PqH18

>>74097100
*violently crushes the butt of my rifle on the base of your skull, blood and gore splattering the ground and my boots*

>>74096962
30 unironic responses in that thread telling him he might as well fully rape her and then run away, since he's fucked anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

Just heard 50 or so of what imagine are gunshots haha

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Blimey, look at that waterfall...

>>74097201
*dropkicks that thing into the wal*

farting like a machine gun here lads

if I see this caracal video again im gonna fly to canada kill this runt and feed with to caracals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

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Ahh yes, yanks

>>74097231
bladdy hell

>>74097272
me trying to put /brit/ back into the runt cage

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*farts in the thread*
*leaves*

>>74097284
what's her @?

can hear sirens after all those gun shots haha

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>>74097284

>>74097272
annoying little bumders
would heem each and every one of them with the heel of my shoe

>>74097284
>took poor Jim nearly 2 months after eating her shitty arsehole to get sex

>>74097355

runt post

boy poochie

>>74097359
>>74097359
>>74097359

'ere you go lads

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>Mr. Clover
>Age: ?

io oi 4 more posts for bump limit