/brit/

>>74089727

getting laid right now lad. fuck off Virgos

just had to chase a cane toad out of the kitchen

the existence of these horrid creatures is proof that there is no god

What's cunny?

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over

pick up artist? more like PUKE up artist haha

just had to chase a virgin out of /brit/

the existence of these horrid creatures is proof that there is no god

Just got 4chanX, this is a bit mad

>>74089764
Fanny innit

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for millennia my ancestors have successfully engaged with coitus, fought off numerous diseases, survived wars and natural disasters

however I, in 2017, cannot get a girlfriend

it's beggar's belief

>>74089799

fuck off reddit flags

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anish_Kapoor
He owns exclusive rights to use Vantablack (the blackest substance known) for artistic purposes.[15]

*hides the virgin stare*
*adopts a confident non-virgin stride*

haha alri /brit/ how are my fellow non-virgins doing?

as grandma used to say, a line a day keeps the depression at bay

>>74089824
This is why you should never have just one kid

>>74089824
The gf thing isn't as uncommon/bad. I know lads who haven't a gf but get laid.

>>74089873
i think she meant a line every 10 minutes

reminder girls can smell you virginity

>>74089825
whoa got notified when you replied, do it again

did the man kick the ball? hahaha
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39716009

>>74089914
no they can't

Australians what's it like to have a beach at your disposal any time you want with sand and sunny hot weather?

>>74089906
ah, I should let the record show that I do not get laid either

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>>74089727
/16yogf2017/ goes poorly

>>74089930

your virginity is showing mate

>>74089935
very nice

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Ye Olde Greggsnut

>>74089943
I had sex last night

just had a letter in from my bank

>your Cash ISA interest rate is being cut from 0.5% to 0.05%

Ah yes so 50p interest on every £1000 saved hmm yes excellent

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>>74089930

>>74089935
>>74089941

>>74089946

pinnacle of British dining desu

>>74089938
Yeah I'm just saying the never having had a gf thing isn't as bad as you lot make it out to be. If you were ever asked about it, you can literally say you've never had one (up to a certain age) and get away with it.

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>>74089962

>>74089761
did you lick it to get high?

>>74089958
smelly virgin bastard I can smell the cum in your balls from here

pooey bum

>>74089935
alri

>>74089945
Can you drink on the beach?

>>74089990
the potential-gf asked if I ever had one before, wasn't a big deal when I said no

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>I had sex last night

me after a bit of the hard stuff haha
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1493192003676.webm

>>74089935
the thermometer in my room is barely on double digits

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Don't even care about being a virgin or not having a girlfriend. The mental anguish is from feeling undesirable, worthless. I don't actually want a girlfriend at all. I just want to know I could get one. Every time a girl has implicitly made herself available to me, I've never felt validated or pursued the offer because all these girls have been below my standards.

>>74089990
>up to a certain age
which is

>>74090000
nice

>>74090005
jf scum like you trashed one of the sydney beaches on boxing day so it's permanently banned there but most city beaches you can drink before sunset I believe

very comfy

how goes /'cide2017/ lads?

>>74090030
some lad on /brit/ summed up my feelings perfectly a few months back:

"The reason I'm still a virgin is that deep down I consider myself to be much more desirable than I factually am.

Even though rational thinking leads one to conclude I am a 5-6/10, I cannot fundamentally accept this. For this reason, I have scoffed at all the 5-6/10 girls that I have a chance with, because on a fundamental level I have convinced myself I am worth at least an 8/10 girl.

Still, I could never see myself accepting a 5-6/10 in my life. I would rather be a virgin. I am quite fine as it is really. Still waiting for that 8/10."

>>74090032
22

>>74090027
sydneylad? fucking cold tonight, might have to wear some pjs so I don't freeze

>>74090032
17

what's the relationship between canada and aus like irl? quite amicale I presume since you have quite a lot in common?

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>>74090057
sorry

>>74089990
so is it better to tell the truth or lie?

>>74089962

You can transfer to get a better rate lad

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/savings/cash-isa-transfers

>>74090074
>"The reason I'm still a virgin is that deep down I consider myself to be much more desirable than I factually am.
>Even though rational thinking leads one to conclude I am a 5-6/10, I cannot fundamentally accept this. For this reason, I have scoffed at all the 5-6/10 girls that I have a chance with, because on a fundamental level I have convinced myself I am worth at least an 8/10 girl.
>Still, I could never see myself accepting a 5-6/10 in my life. I would rather be a virgin. I am quite fine as it is really. Still waiting for that 8/10."

Oh Jesus Christ, oh fuck. Reading it put so succinctly disturbs me.

>>74090032
I don't know, maybe some time in your mid 20s? I'm not that age yet, but it seems like you couldn't pull off
>Dude I'm a player lmao
At that point, or it would be harder to do so convincingly

>>74090074
Get a 6/10, git gud at sex and acquire the confidence that comes with it, to raise your value

>>74090084
The Australians I meet are friendly IRL, they like to work at our Ski resorts and as tree planters

>>74090079
c-canberra

>wearing pyjamas
Unless you have a literal vagina between your legs, this is unacceptable

>>74090099
Lie about what? Whether you've had a gf, or the reasons for it?

>>74090093
tbf it was probably more european/ english backpackers. don't really like that beach anyway but it's popular with younger people

>>74090084
personally hate the cunts but most people here are pretty receptive to them, a lot of people go to whistler for extended periods and a fair amount of canucks come here for extended holidays

>>74090156
both

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I've seen posts you people wouldn't believe. Paranoid schizophrenics on drugs off the shoulder of Belfast. I watched Tim Bryne's face glitter in the dark near his rented flat in High Wycombe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to poo.

>>74090155
This I sleep fully clothed ready for the next day

>>74090135
ha poof

>>74090155
what do you do on colder nights?

>>74090183
>not sleeping naked

>>74090084
genuinely think if you asked most people theyd just group them with yanks on most things
theres a bit of a warmer feeling because theyre not quite yanks but for the most part theyre indistinguishable

recently i was reading about the agreement we have with them with embassies. if we dont have one in some country we can go and use theirs and they can go to ours (most of theirs in africa, ours in the pacific). thats alri

if you dont sleep nude you have something wrong with you

>>74090184
I sleep? I have a duvet mate
>>74090190
This

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>>74089935
don't go to the beach
hate sand and sun

>>74090200
last time I did that a monkey sucked me off

>>74090074
this seems a little accurate but at least in my case it's more that I have absolutely no idea how to approach girls, I always default to acting uninterested and don't know how to move beyond that, terrified of showing I like someone and being completely shot down

I'm 20 years old and get bullied at college and at work by people younger than me.

dont sleep nude because my dog likes to sleep right in front of my cocknballs and it feels wrong
>>74090228
>duvet
doona

>>74090228
mine isn't thick enough for cold nights

>>74090254
you probably deserve it

>>74090254
What do they do to you?

>>74090254
Bullied or bantered?

HATE the canuck with the weed on the beach fantasies

>>74090236
used to feel the same and this lad sorted me out

made me realise that you shouldn't be ashamed of liking someone, if you say you're interested in someone and they say the feeling isn't mutual then fine, just move on

https://www.youtube.com/user/RSDMaximilian/videos

>>74090174
Well lying about having had a gf is not ideal because eventually it seems likely that questions will come up which you'll struggle with. Of course if you just want to be with said girl for a few weeks and fuck her it won't matter.
Being honest but implying it's because of other reasons can work too, eg say you've never had a gf but imply you've been with girls. That gets around harder questions and is semi truthful. Obviously don't say
>Oh yeah I've never had a gf because I'm a loser and hopeless with women

>>74090262
Maybe he'd like it

>>74090084
I got drunk on tinychat a couple weeks ago with some Ausies from 4chan. Weird people but funny but they all kinda seemed down/sad.

virginposting on /brit/ and suddenly this came on my spotify heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrtQOgOlHY

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>>74090074
me but without the delusion or thought of deserving a better girl. i just don't see the risk-reward being favourable to bother with a girl that's not top-tier

>>74090269
Weeds for gays. I'm on the liquor.

>>74090193
hey canadians can use our embassies too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_citizen#Consular_assistance
>Additionally, Canadian citizens can seek consular assistance at any British embassy or high commission where Canada is not represented.

fucking freeloaders!

>>74090263
britain is a cold country so a thick duvet is needed

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the log is the best sleeping position

http://www.menshealth.com/health/sleep-position-master/slide/1

>>74090282
mate sort yourself out if you're actually going to youtube personalities for dating advice

I'm pathetic but not that low

>>74090318
>liqor
foy

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-26/more-people-than-ever-are-single-and-thats-a-good-thing/8473398
Important reminder that single people are BETTER than nuclear families

sleep with a summer weight duvet all year round

>>74090337
don't understand people who don't sleep flat on their backs

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>>74090236
Fucking this. I just act completely aloof and disinterested and shut down anything because I have no idea how to handle it. Remember at school loads of people were telling me some girl was begging for it and I deliberately avoided her.
HAHAH

Remember being 15 and having the chance to get my first kiss and lose my virginity but I was too embarrassed that my first kiss and first shag were so late compared to what I thought was normal (though first kiss averaged at 10 and first bj at like 12) that I didn't go for it in case she could tell and laughed and told everyone else. Going on 23 now and still a KV lmao might kill myself for unrelated reasons haha

>>74090345
ignore the dating advice, look at his personal development stuff

>>74090266

In college during a presentation of some meme pre-req class two girls spent the entire time mocking my stutter, and afterwards one of their friends sarcastically congratulated me in a "look at me ironically communicating with the deviant" way.

At work the high school students throw food at me, make black social media style insults at me for being white (they are urban and the memes aren't just online), and take photos of me and edit them.

>>74090369
You get sleep paralysis you stupid cunt

>>74090392
no I don't

all the other positions are just uncomfortable

>>74090282
no its perfectly reasonable to be ashamed for liking someone out of your league especially if its only apperance based

>>74090345
ends justify means and so on

had a gf in primary, she had one of her friends ask me out for her
never did anything with it, dont think i even talked with her although i knew she liked me well into high school
>tfw lifelong spergo

>>74090422
Wrong

>>74090390
Have you spoken to a superior in work about it, or whatever equivalent position in college?

>>74090369
I get sleep paralysis every time I fall asleep on my back

>>74090422
categorically incorrect

>>74090422
why tho

skipping loads of lectures, think i might be kicked out of uni soonish

>>74090473
that's because you have autism

>>74090383
>First bj in 12?
Seriously?!

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Just bumped into R Tone on the street lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLAUmqp8f4

>>74090495
yea yea im sure it's like 8 in czechia no need to rub it in

>>74090462
You simply do not do this past a certain age.

>>74090495
The English are all sub-class chavs

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>>74090074
>>74090236
>>74090372

never had a girl interested in me gf-wise, and ive not had a crush on someonw for nearly a decade

not a virgin but only had sex once, and it was shit (couldnt stay hard for a few seconds, couldnt cum)

find it weird that in about 8 years ive never found a girl that ive fancied, or indeed found a girl thats fancied me

i either am selective but to the extreme, or simply dont care [its the latter]

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>>74090502
my former prime minister could beat up your former prime minister

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>>74090372
there was this qt at my uni accommodation who followed me around a bit and seemed interested in me, this other guy told me she was into me but I just assumed it was because I was new and she wanted to help me out. by the end I barely said anything to her when we were in a group situation hah

had premium thicco thighs which she showed off wearing those tube skirts despite having a decent figure and I FUCKED it. had dyed pink hair though which I don't like.

>>74090389
nah the overall concept of listening to and idolising those youtube fuckwits who post awful mindless shit in the hope of "making it big" or just having massive egos is dire

>>74090515
Square up to one of them mate, fuck sake

I don't even bother trying with girls anymore because of a deep rooted fear of failure and rejection which goes back to my fucked up childhood.
feel like I should probably get a therapist desu.

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>>74090539
yea tones usd to box but dave is a big guy
he'd absorb it like that one simpsons episode

>>74090564
>nah the overall concept of listening to and idolising those youtube fuckwits who post awful mindless shit in the hope of "making it big" or just having massive egos is dire

if it works, it works

stay virgin, hun x ;)

is it gay to slip a finger in the pooper during a wank?

>>74090515
You're wrong, it's an aspect of maturity you haven't reached yet

You either keep putting up with it or do something about it

>>74090418
are you a fat cunt?

Have a completely healthy attitude towards girls and a pretty good success rate with the girls i pursue

ama

>>74090475
its pathetically delusional
>>74090474
>>74090439
ok maybe not just liking, but liking and expressing those feelings is

>>74090587
no

God gave us prostates to be tickled

>>74090580
i would not fuck with big dave. the cunt would batter me and im a 6'5 brick shithouse.

>>74090553
British itinerants: 60,000

Irish itinerants: 16,000

reminder abbott is english

>>74090516
Except I'm Irish.

>>74090605
Just flirt and see if she responds, that way you haven't confessed to the world you're mad about her, and if she doesn't reciprocate, then she hasn't outright embarrassed you and you can move on

>>74090635
julia was welsh
fuck me just want her back ;_;

>>74090623

alri dave

last fancied a girl when i was 16, im now 24

went through all the later years of school and entirety of uni without ever coming across a girl that interested me

Stop whining about being virgins, it's just a matter of time for you. I use to get laid regularly in highschool, then I got mangled in a car crash and got kinda crippled for a few years and fat. Haven't been laid in like 6 years. It's worse to have experienced something you're not going to get again. Peaking is worse than not experiencing yet.

>>74090495
I actually has "sex" when I was 12 with the daughter of a woman my dad was going out with. Didnt have a clue what I was doing tho it was really fucking awkward

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>>74090553

>>74090523
Yeah it's more the not caring for me than selectiveness. If a 5-6/10 offered a shag I'd be down, but not for putting in the effort to get there. It's like i recognise I don't like my current situation, but not enough to affect change

>>74090682
Nonce

>>74090580
Big Dave is a big lad he'd fuck tone up

*reads the thread*
hmm
*checks that I'm not in /britfeel/*
oh
hmm
what are you lads doing

>>74090689
Idiot

>>74090584
there's more to life than being a virgin though

bit of a brainlet if you decide to orient your social interaction over what some self-anointed social expert on youtube says. guys like that are always easy to pick out in a group, always have that fake cockiness about them, talk loudly with an obvious undercurrent of insecurity

>>74090645
flirting is an expression and she'd recognise it

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>>74090722
hmmmm

>>74090726

Devon

>>74090523
Only had 3 girls interested in me over the course of 22 years. One was when I was like 9. We'd grown up together and we're really close but grew apart because we weren't in the same school. Then again at 15 but this girl was a 4/10 and despite hanging out with me every day for a year and a half, had never spoken a word directly to me, had her friend ask me out repeatedly though. Last girl was when I was 20. 18 year old 10/10 qt but she had a boyfriend and I told her not to break up with him to give us a shot.

Destined for eternal virginity.

>>74090678
>It's worse to have experienced something you're not going to get again.
Says who? Fuck off. The assurance you'd get from knowing you were unable from the start is equal to that you'd get from being able and then becoming unable beyond your control. The difference with the latter however is that, in the end, you still got to experience genuine affection from another human being.

>>74090731
yeah much better to have overt insecurity and autism

fuck off mate, trying to help you but you'll forever remain a beta no-mates

>>74090777
>you still got to experience genuine affection from another human being.

That I know how that feels and can't get it back is worse. That "It's better to have loved and lost, rather than never to have loved at all" quote is fucking bullshit. I can tell you from personal experience. I was better a virgin. You still have options, I don't anymore. My dicks doesn't work.

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>>74090722
fucking doubt it mate

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>>74090773
>And i told her not to break up with him to give us a shot
Absolutely creasing. If this is true and you got to the stage of being able to talk about that to her, why on earth did you do that?
Absolutely fucked it

taught my bird a new trick haha
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491887242261.webm

>>74090740
Yeah and then she'd either flirt back or give a dry response, it's won't be on a record somewhere and it's not some over the top expression of your dying love. Just a show of interest

>>74090833
phwoar wanna peak at the budgie he's smuggling

>>74090839
I'm unironically a moralfag tbqh lad. Couldn't do it to the lad. The conversation was "in code" so to speak, but her intentions were clear to myself and literally everyone else who ever saw us with each other. We would get bantered about it all the time.

>>74090860
that show of interest will still be mocked by her and her peers

>>74090891
No it won't, nobody does that

>>74090891
girls really dont think about it that much, they just blokes without balls mate they're only human

>>74090833
don't know why the lefty media always gave him shit for his DTs that confidence and security in self is based as fuck

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>>74090773
hahahahahahaha fuck off with that last one
I would kill a man for a chance like that

>>74090827
I'm not as bad as I let on tb h just had to move countries last year and have had difficulty adjusting

I can hold my own in social situations and I don't need some youtube pseudo-intellectual fuckwit to tell me what the right way is. just know too well what type of person falls for that social engineering/ pua stuff, the algeriano is a clear example but there's a whole spectrum of them.

>>74090913
I don't care

getting bored of eternal NEETdom

>>74090899
yes they do
>>74090906
yes blokes are just as bitchy just not as many opportunities to shine

in a considerable amount of pain lads

might take some oxy and go to sleep haha

>>74090952
night

>>74090833
>Dude biceps everyday lmao
>>74090886
This is some form of self cuckery, not exactly in a position to be a moral cunt are you?

>>74090942
How old are you?

gf got jealous i was open mouth kissing the dog again instead of her

>>74090740
flirting is a natural thing between opposing genders even if your not interested in the other, its just a way to build a connection where you can either fuck her or get her to do things for you.

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>utter state of gaywall

>>74090523
you're either asexual or a poofter, pal

>>74090987
Suppose not but my morals are my morals and I'm steadfast in them.

Should be noted, for extra "Jesus lad you're a fucking spastic": she was almost certainly a virgin too. You know how you go quiet or try to charge the subject or try to lie terribly when one of the lads starts talking about sex? She had the same issue.

>>74091031
Good post, i flirt with all the reasonably attractive birds at work and would only actually date 1 of them but it helps build a sort of friendship (flirtship haha)

kinda had a little thing for a girl then we fucked and I think she regrets it hahaha feels very bad

mm yes not terrifting at all
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492640942496.webm
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492640942496.webm

Based Tommy
https://youtu.be/TAu-PXDhLX0

>>74091051
Guarantee it was all jealous British girls with mong faces

Feel horribly exposed when I go outside and the weather is nice.

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stop virginposting please take this to /brit/feel or wherever

now on with the /brit/ agenda for today post sexy abbotts

>>74091015
23

>>74091068
>had a little thing for a girl
is that why she regretted it WAHEY hahah x

>>74090956
night la x

>>74091051
she is pretty and to me brit and polish are all look same why do brits bully pole qts?

>>74091100
I have a small penis and I'm VERY insecure about it haha

>>74091100
wish we still had one of the only /fit/ world leaders, I bet most of them couldn't run 400m without collapsing

his fault for being such a fuckwit though

>>74091109
Get a fucking grip mate, 23 year olds don't make fun of someone for flirting and not having it returned, it's happened to everyone of them more than once by that age

>>74091100
rudd > abbott 2bh
love his cute little glasses

>>74091133
just get a bigger one

>>74091128
reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>74091160
>it's happened to everyone of them more than once by that age

>>74091132
>why do brits bully pole
dont know about that one specifically, but poles barely ever speak english and undercut english workers by working for less

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>>74091164
you could smell the cunt in him though

wish I had a flirty cousin to have a secret incest gf

>>74091144
Putin is /fit/. Also apparently bush was, apparently benched around 200lbsx5 which is good for an old guy.

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>>74091144

>tfw no T H I C C leader

is eating 4 eggs too many eggs?

Fig Bat Digger Nick

>>74091160
23 year old here. Absolutely do laugh with girls about ugly midget mongs that try to flirt with them. In uni we'd talk about the ugly midget mongs while they were sitting right there and laugh at them directly. Sometimes we'd call them out in front of their friends to see them get proper embarrassed.

>>74091160

relationship idea: never flirt with anyone so I never become of those people

>>74091160
right like 23 is some magic maturing number

>>74091185

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dZHyRohfo

hmmm

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Who /hilldawg/ here?

Might get a black gf and marry her

Only downside is mixed kids

>>74091274
And the black gf

>>74091274
Black girls vaginas are bigger. She probably won't even feel you unless you've got over 10 inches

>>74091274
could babies with a mulatto gf have blonde hair or blue eyes?

asking for a friend

Hey IDIOTS
It's me, your master, American alt-right white man.
YOU'RE ALL KEKS LMAO

>>74091315
ah yes /pol/ science

>>74091329
FOY

this girl showed me her tinder matches and this fat older guy superliked her, had a good giggle about it with her heh

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>>74090952
>pain

>>74091331
49% of female baboons have an STD. Shagging one is a literal coin flip.

>>74091274
have the exact line of thinking 2bh
have both jungle and yellow fever but i cant stomach the thought of mixed race kids
maybe they could agree to adoption or something

cucks cuck cuck cuck anime cuck cuck cuck cuck trump cuck cuck cuck cuck jew jew jew jew jew cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

>>74091371
ah yes /pol/

>>74091370
I thought this was about the great barrier reef bleaching

>>74091378
good post

>>74091372
>jungle fever
excellent
>yellow fever
dire

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https://oddshot.tv/s/jNhMlg

>>74091423
Shan't be clicking this btw

>>74091390
Statistical reality. A fact, if you will.

>>74091443
sauceee

I wish Europoors would clean the barnacles off my legs hmmm

>>74091423
virus

>>74091331
Actually it's fact. They had to adapt to the BBC and survive copulation with one.

>>74091451
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/healthdisparities/africanamericans.html

>>74091490
i didn't say otherwise just if you had a saucy where you read that

>>74091185
the real problem is businesses

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Fuck I would have loved this as a kid

the REAL problem is great barrier reef bleaching

>>74091224
Grow up

>>74091371
FOY

the REAL problem is anal bleaching

>>74091543
crikey
bloody wogs

dont reckon it would be that high for our blacks though

Struggling to get out of bed. Any advice?

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the lawn
rate

Strong and stable

>>74091617
Ugly midget mong detected

>>74091665
oi put that arm down you cunt

>>74091646
Don't be a fool. They're the same the world over.

>>74091658
don't like how his belief in the meme of overpopulation is going under the radar
bet brian cox would heem him if they met

>>74091646
>our blacks
>our
>implying they're YOUR property
fuck off racist

>manlet
>fat
>ugly

shan't
I REPEAT
shan't
be bothering

>>74091658
>Soros buys tons of stocks in netflix
>suddenly this happens
really causes one to ponder

>>74091696
Fuck you. I'm gonna kill you. Fuck you. You're a cunt. Sorry - but you are. I wish you weren't. I'm gonna fuck you up cunt

>>74091699
nah you can't say nogs in the UK are the exact same as nogs in the US

i'd imagine the rate of HIV for blacks here would be higher than whites, but not almost half and half

>>74091710
>lose weight
>lift
>get a haircut
>dress better

>>74091658
>science changes over time

WOW THANKS GOD

not sure just then if i was wanking to the tranny porn i was watching or the thought of sucking my best mate off

not gay tho

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>>74091757
>ywn be born in the USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4

>>74091705
overpopulation isn't a meme

>>74091751
>gender is a spectrum
>science
Absolutely no scientific evidence of this at all, infact there are mountains upon mountains of evidence for the contrary

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qt i met at a bar wants to chill

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>>74091768
MENTIONED

>>74091776
left yo

>>74091768
literally 4 me

>>74091749
I'd still be ugly and short
no point

>>74091745
Ah yes, they're not *gets stabbed* at all *has my shop looted* the *watches it get burnt down* same as *gets my trousers stolen in the middle if the street in broad daylight* American wogs *gets acid attacked*

>>74091776
she's probably making fun of you with her friends for having the nerve to flirt

>>74091774
how can there be evidence to the contrary lmao
I think the gender spectrum stuff is bullshit but there isn't ""evidence"" either way

>>74091776
assuming these are her friends or?

>>74091807
Better to be ugly, short and ripped than ugly, short and fat.

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>Not having a dragon hatchet
>Getting absolutely rekt at the yew trees in Edgeville

>>74091815
no its me and her

>>74091808
you're thinking of pakis you fucking rasheed

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>>74091543
love the wholesome black family image they include there lmao

don't think happy people would have HIV

>>74091791
Cool Pepe, mind if I save?

>>74091836
>ripped

to reach that point would require years of work

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>>74091861
no

>>74091812
Chromosomes you mong

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FUCKING TOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>74091836
thats like saying its better to be dehydrated and only have access to a drop of water than just dehydrated and no water

*thread slows to a crawl as we hit the 280 mark*

hmm yes

do you like america?

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>>74091768
It ain't me

>>74091897
They're right desu, jeering like fucking knackers all the time, goes for all parties

>>74091897
have seen your parliament and its honestly a joke 2bh
theres a bit of arguing and childishness here but once the speaker has had enough then everyone calms down, there it honestly looks like some tard wrangler whose lost control of the class

>>74091954
wow... never have I seen an image full of so much epic and win

does anyone else wank to the thought of having sex with their friends (male)

>>74091990
Did a wank whilst imagining what it'd be like to suck off my brother once

>>74090390
I like your turn of phrase anon

what website is the best to buy a jacket from? went in a few shops but all they have is coon clothing.

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>>74091990
was going to send this to you as a joke that you need to be lobotomised but it made me realise how fucked lobotomies actually were

>>74092028
>coon
beavers I'd understand, but racoons?
they're not even a uniform colour!

>>74092028
uniqlo is good for basic stuff

>>74090390
Grow a set of balls you spastic

green dogs

>>74091939
all are gimmicks are worthy of attention

>>74091852
>you're calling pakis terrible people
>Therefore you're a rasheed
Nignog detected.

>>74090390
refuse to believe this is real

>>74089727
me on the left

>>74092028
asos

>>74092029
its weird because i usually wank to the thought of sucking them off or them fucking me, but when i watch trap/gay porn i always self-insert as the top

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>>74092134
you on the left

>>74092028
FOY

took tramadol instead of oxy lads

pains gonna go away lads, getting warm fuzziness already

4 eggs and a fillet of smoked mackerel for lunch lads

>>74092093
you're the worst type of normie, the one who cannot accept that not every life is as mundane as his own

>>74091371
>>74091543
this doesnt say that 49% of black women have an std, but it does say ~50% of female std cases are black women.

>>74092028
debenhams

australian poster
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fa8b0K3by0

>>74092151
>>74092206
Cheers lads.

>>74092170
kek

>>74092210
dumb phoneposter

>>74092210
is that a chihuahua crossed with a pug

>>74092280
yeh

>>74092280
yeah it's mine ama

Who else here on the /depressedloser/ playthrough of life? Quite interesting desu

>>74092316