>this confuses and triggers the murrishart

Um no sweetie, I have been driving one since age 16

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>>74087702
>tfw you realize most american licenses aren't usable in your country

>>74087725
That's a gear stick, not a circumcised cock. I know it must be hard to tell the difference.

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>>74088583

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>>74087725
>americans can drive from 16
>americans can draft in the army from 17

>americans can't play war games till 18
>americans can't drink alcohol till 21
Toppest of keks

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>>74088834
>Americans can get gunned down while attending school from early childhood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States

>>74088628
Underrated

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>school shootings in usa date as far as 1764
>the most recent school shooting in usa was two weeks ago

CAN NOT FABRICATE

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I owned a manually-shifted car for a while (a 1986 model IROC Z28), and let me tell you what went wrong:

I began using it to drive to work. As you might know, Americans are quite busy in the morning, and I would typically make some calls on the way to the office.

Things went fine until I stopped by the local Mexican place to buy my morning breakfast tlayuda and my horchata.

Trying to use a cellphone while eating my tlayuda and drinking horchata and shifting all at the same time was too much, particularly in heavy traffic/along hills.

I decided to simplify my life with an automatic, and I don't regret it.

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>128 school shootings between the 29th of November, 2010 and the 11th of October, 2016
>an average of just other 21 school shootings per year
>be American
>land of the free
>go to school
>get shot

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>>74089555
>getting an automatic just so you can eat and drive at the same time

>>74089555
>car swerving in front of me and braking erratically
>it's a woman looking in her rearview mirror messing around with her hair

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>>74089555
>americans are quite busy
>i got automatic because i couldn't eat and drive

>>74089585
SHART
IN
MART

PARP
IN
CAR

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>>74089555
So that's the reason for the recent push in self driving cars.
Americans can't fucking stop eating, even for the 20 minutes drive to work

>>74089555
why don't you just, you know, eat your breakfast at home like every other normal human being

>inb4 I got no time
then set your alarm 30 minutes earlier

>>74089726
45 minutes

>>74089816
You want me to drive to the Mexican restaurant, DRIVE BACK to my house, eat my tlayuda, then drive the same route to work?

That would take 3 hours!

>>74089816
No point in that. I usually grab a breakfast burger at the drive thru and eat it in traffic.

>>74090168
>american problem solving
I want you to wake up, go to kitchen, have cereals or pancakes or whatever and then go to work.
>>74090327
That's such a waste of money, isn't it? Plus, how can you even pay attention to your surroundings when all you're paying attention to is bbq sauce not dripping on your clothes?

>>74088834
>americans can draft in the army from 17
What??? You don't even register till 18 when you register to vote.

>>74089555
>eating while driving
>AT
fat
lazy

>>74087702
Since 1997 I've owned nothing but manual transmissions.

There are zero advantages to driving stick these days. Sounds like you're just jelly amerifats made it easier for them to drive instead of stepping on a third pedal and having to move a stick like a retard, with the possibility of you failing the move and stalling the car

>>74088583
Meh I've driven on the German Autobahn with mine, why would I waste my time driving around your crowded swamps?

>>74092581
> with the possibility of you failing the move and stalling the car
. . .

You've never driven a manual car, have you?

>>74092581
>t. murifat english teacher

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>>74092581
>with the possibility of you failing the move and stalling the car

>>74089418
95% of these are nogs tho

I have driven manuals all my life, since i drive trucks.

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>>74092581
>and having to move a stick like a retard, with the possibility of you failing the move and stalling the car
Stop projecting, nigga.

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>Europeans can drive a manual but cannot drive an automatic

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>>74093297
>can drive manual but not automatic
is that a problem? I don't see anything wrong with this.

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I understand the appeal of driving stick, and have done it plenty of times, but when you're stuck in traffic as part of your daily commute an automatic transmission is a godsend. I'm shitposting and drinking a coffee in the middle of 5th avenue right now.

>>74093297
My left foot will get bored

>>74087702
That doesn't confuse me! That's an American anti-theft system!

>>74094993
Just keep it in 2nd

>>74092581
I think they are cheaper here 2bh

>>74094993
This. Automatic is superior in cities.
t. rally and f1 driver

>>74096158
unless you have a high-torque engine you cant crawl on second too well without raping the clutch

>>74096731
My shitty Saxo with 250k km still works.

>>74092581
>with the possibility of you failing the move and stalling the car
do you even know how manual works?

>>74093297
Einstein would not bother learning how to operate a calculator if he can do it from the top of his head, so why bother learning something to "ease" the process I already know how to do?

honestly...
driving a manual is honestly the most contrarian and autistic thing anyone could do
you only learn to drive manual for vanity

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>as an american, freedom and liberty are very important to me
>except when it comes to my car's engine and transmission

>>74087702
we drive more than all of you euroshits

>>74089561
At least they're free to get shot

>>74087702
Am I the only one who despises cars?
I have a driver license but I didn't drive a car since the moment I got my license.
It just so uncomfortable to sit in a car and also stressful because how many cunts driving insane around you.
I prefer walking or riding a bicycle.

>>74099499
Yeah, those mobility carts.

Why does /int/ hate America so much?

They can't even insult us outside of memes.

>Murica is fat
>Murica is evil
>Murica eat burgers

>>74103096
>>74103096
Poor babby. I guess bo pther country on int gets bantered.

Check muh flag.

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>>74089726
>>74102828
KeK

>>74092581
Autism

>>74093297
I used to drive auto in arcade when i was a kid. I don't think it'd be hard back on it after 8 years of manuel

>>74099586
>pic related
>tfw muh passione
>tfw i like cars, even shitboxes have appeal
future is ugly self driving eggs, cause autistic fags must do everything but drive while driving or are too much lazy to pay attention on something.
Not even mad about alternative fuels