/brit/

Anime

doing a poo

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Britain is a superpow-

Wasps sucks!

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going to bed bye

>>74087331
sleep tight kotyank

what was that novel the /brit/ lad was writing that all his friends were taking the piss out of them for it?
something about a long distance relationship or something

>>74087266
christ why won't he fuck off

>>74087348
a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely man who falls in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet

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>>74087286

is squid easily available to buy in the UK? never really looked for it in the seafood isle but found a nice calamari recipe.

tell me about the 'taigs'

nationalism hasn't made sense since the internet

decided to not go out in the sun unless it's absolutely necessary, and even then i'll bring an umbrella

>>74087402
go on..

>>74087379
Yeah. Expensive at the supermarket though like most seafood.

>>74087407
Are you an Asian female?

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Right three cryptic clues they each form a movie

>That fella likes the activity of going in the French for seven

I.

>That fella must be chuffed he ate that woman

G.

>That Jamaican fella has just seen what? A big African cat

A.

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why is shoshanna such a bitch to fredrick

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>the left is gay
>the right is secretly gay
am i the only non gay person left?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFX1y62l9C4

doing a bowie

>>74087410
what more is there to say

>>74087477
Literally everything. Why?

>>74087454
i dont get inglorious basterds
who were the bad guys

>>74087536
everyone except shosanna and her black lover

>>74087453
dunno
gladiator
A liens. A lieons, a lions. aleins

>>74087554
>burned numerous innocent germans to death inside the theatre
>innocent

hmm

>>74087571
>innocent
>germans

lol

>>74087429
white male who doesn't want to ever get liver spots

>>74087453
Inception
Gladiator

Desperately fighting the urge to go back to bed.

>>74087571
she only did it when she knew the top nazis would be there

>>74087571
killing germans is an act of mercy.

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What is it about Rob Schneider's face that is just makes me feel like everything's gonna be alright?

all australians should be killed in a Saw-like manner

need a nigella lawson mummy-gf NOW

>>74087699
Jewish witchcraft

>>74087699
non-threatening

he's the guy you'd leave to look after your women and children when you're off hunting with the lads.

>>74087699
cause he's a top lad

>>74087720
Is that the tv chef coke whore with perfect tits?

One of the good ones is here

>>74087756
yeh

>>74087743
>leaving the world's funniest man to look after your wife

you're just asking to be cucked

>>74087768
>leaving the world's funniest man
Alri Rob

>>74087768
well if i saw any manlet kids with jewfros running about i'd realise and take appropriate action.

had 3 big cups of coffee and now I dont feel very well

must be fucking mental to have an uncle who was so useless a bunch of autistic taigs could kill him

>>74087768
Rob Schneider Internet Defence Force

>>74087765
Good taste.

>>74087787
that was silly of you

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>tfw someone taller than you is called a manlet

for fucks sake doing an anxiety again

guess i'm going to have to explain to my doctor how i went through so much valium in 2 weeks

>>74087822
curvy brunettes man. literally cannot get enough.

>>74087833
yank-tier doctor. thought the aussie healthcare system was more sophisticated than that.

>>74087833
>actually getting benzos prescribed
You must be in a RIGHT state

>>74087833
fuck off phimo

>>74087853
>>74087863
mine has told me that i have the most severe case of social anxiety that he's ever seen

although he's only like 29 so maybe there's not much comparison

>>74087888
>mine has told me that i have the most severe case of social anxiety that he's ever seen
how exactly did you give him this impression
>>74087869
i WISH

>>74087888
you need some cbt and exposure therapy lad.

not even going to respond to you lemmings anymore. just fuck off.

NOTHING MATTERS MARY WHEN YOURE FREE

FROM THE FAMINE AND THE CROWN

>>74087888
>mine has told me that i have the most severe case of social anxiety that he's ever seen
he's a shitty doctor if he's telling you that.

>>74087801
miss the days when jidf got thrown around all the time on /pol/ desu

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>>74087931
Republicans get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74087932
full disclosure; he didn't actually say that, but i'd bet a fiver he was thinking it

>>74088015
>lying on 4chan
pathetic. rest of your inane post was probably bullshit too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EWINVP3B9A

cher lloyd was so peng bruv

wish fassbender's character had more screen time

>>74088031
well he might not have turned 29 yet, but he was definitely 28 last year

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>its another 'britain thinks nazis were objectively the bad guys' episode
keep driving that bmw nigel

>>74088062
i remember when we used to make fun of bmw drivers saying it stood for black man's willy

simpler times

too many FUKING aussies

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the new pape

too few FUKING aussies

>>74088062
>muh dresden

fuck off kraut
turn off your proxy

>>74088062
weird how all the nice cars are axis cars

as far as i'm concerned, my life ended in 2011

well good morning
bit cold out
Irish weather
sun is up though
hopefully it'll warm up a bit

>>74088154
go on

>>74088102
I remember that

>>74088154
whoa me too

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>>74088102
>cagecucks

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>>74087348
>>74087367
Love reminiscing about classic /brit/ threads

phimo is such an irritating runt i cannot STAND him

https://youtu.be/wukfdjJv340

>tfw you'll never kill brits in full liberation of Ireland with your catholic brothers

>>74088152
>be british
>love motorsport
>the only car manufacturers are small boutique manufacturers and foreign companies
really fires up your neurons huh

>>74088184
only thing more irritating is being accused of being him every fucking day

there are plenty of mentally fucked up australian neets who have perfectly functional penises, thank you very much

>>74088102
Do you have a PC?

>y-yes

PHAHAHAHA HE'S GOT A PLASTIC COCK EVERYON

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>>74088184
you mistake others for me all the time

>>74088205
you're all so indistinguishable and unoriginal we may as well group you

I AM YULAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws8JocOpkvY

>>74088208
you dropped your gay card

>>74088171
>bikefags get angry at being bullied all the time by drivers
>they then make this meme out of anger
why are cyclists always so buttflustered lads

Name one race of people less advanced than Aboriginals

>>74088184
why do his penile problems bother you so much

So I guess these are the hours Brits are having lunch and Australians just got off work?

>>74088208
Are you cool?
>yes
HAHA CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OLD LADY

>>74088226
remember seeing an advertisement for this on my vhs copy of spiderman 1

>>74088205
>perfectly functional
pics x

>>74088242
who the fuck has lunch at 11am

>>74088239
Those island mongs in the Indian Ocean who've been repelling explorers for thousands of years.

>>74088242
it's 10:49AM most /brit/ hasn't even woke up

also it' must be so weird to live in a country with multiple timezones
like how do you TV channels work

>>74088200
James Connolly was a die hard communist. He was still a devout Catholic though unlike the bolsheviks and other regimes

>>74088265
so doing something abos couldn't?

>>74088261
We do, just before or around noon

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>>74088281

>>74088285
weirdos. 13:00 is lunch.

>>74088239
those people who still run their prey to death in africa
those random brazilian tribes

>>74088242
>lunch
we call it dinner up north

came in thailad last night

>>74088277
>also it' must be so weird to live in a country with multiple timezones
>like how do you TV channels work

The same on either coast, except Sports. I have to stay up really late or sneak out of work early if I want to see hockey, a lot depending where the game is.

>>74088285
>>74088300
lunch my definition is 12pm

>>74088323
Did he cum on floor?

>>74088330
not originally

HARK! I HEAR THE FOE ADVANCING,
BARBED STEEDS ARE PROUDLY PRANCING,
HELMETS IN THE SUNBEAMS GLANCING
GLITTER THROUGH THE TREES.
MEN OF HARLECH, LIE YE DREAMING?

>>74088300
That's to close to dinner

>>74088317
Dinner is the 3rd meal, it goes breakfast lunch and dinner

>>74088317
the north is weird and wrong

>the nicest, most advanced colonial countries are those that managed to vastly outnumber the indigenous population
>the shittiest, worse colonial countries are those where the colonial population remains, but is vastly outnumbered

Really makes you think

when is gay sex over?
when the top cums or when they both cum?

>>74088278
yeah, yeah I know. I just like the song. fuck brits

https://youtu.be/lYnrjhrkt-0

>>74088378
when one gets pozzed

might get a 4chan pass
doesn't cost that much and these captchas are a real pain in the arse literally having to do three in a row

hiroshimook has won this round

I live further north than pretty much every other "northerner" in this thread and lunch is called lunch.

To me, calling lunch "dinner" is a very southern thing. (Leeds, Manchester, etc, being southern to me)

absolutely despise southerners

>>74088378
good question

>>74088332
on the napkins i put over my carpet

>>74088395
legacy captcha mong

>>74088374
correlation =/= causation

>the kid on this morning is a mixed race kid with an absent father
Hmmmm really makes me think .

>>74088378
when he gets shit on his dick

>>74088395
Have you tried legacy captcha?
I have a pass but I'm not using it atm

>>74088415
alri noonga

>>74088400
well you also call dinner tea so not exactly human now are you

>>74088431
have seen more blonde bogans than stupid abos

>>74088440
tea is tea, dinner is dinner

do not make assumptions about me, southerner

horrible little mollusc

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>>74088374
where does america fit in this?
the spics, the africans and the germans(etc.) aren't colonial or indigenous

>>74088378
when the top cums and then wanks the other one off

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need more saffers in this general 2bh

The perfect meal schedule

breakfast: 6-7 am
lunch:11am-12pm
Diner:5-6pm

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>I live further north than pretty much every other "northerner" in this thread and lunch is called lunch.

>To me, calling lunch "dinner" is a very southern thing. (Leeds, Manchester, etc, being southern to me)

>absolutely despise southerners

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>>74088471
>implying I can do all this before 6

>>74088374
Well yeah. The easiest scenario is the one where the natives got BTFO ages ago

>>74088471
>westerners eat 3 times a day

Gib :/

>>74088487
Just don't have breakfast. Gives you a lot more time.

why do australians post in this general in such great numbers and yet continue to entertain the bizarre delusion that they're not just sunburnt brits?

baffling

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>>74088416
Harvey's on telly again?

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>the spics, the africans and the germans(etc.) aren't colonial or indigenous

Fear exposes the lowborn man at once

>>74088487
That's all wrong, you can trust me. Besides, successful people don't make their own beds, they have people or spouses for that

>>74088498
4 actually, he forgot supper

>>74088395
can your pass work on your pc and phone?

business casual is the dress of defeat

>>74088487
>1. Wake up early
>2. Drink water

shan't be reading further

>>74088498
kek

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>roosevelt thought germans weren't white

>>74088532
and he seems to have merged elevenses with lunch

>>74088519
How so?

>>74088533
yeh but if you try to use two different IPs within 15 minutes of each other it will stop working for 15 minutes.

>>74088515
hmm?

>>74088359
>>74088361
tea time is the 3rd meal

breakfast > dinner > tea

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>we're the same distance away from 2012 as 2012 was from 2007

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>hmm?

>>74088533
yea I think you just type you deets (a pin) into https://sys.4chan.org/auth

>>74088565
tea or coffee coincides with every meal though

>>74088565
this is the sort of thing i would invade your country over if i were a medieval king

ran out of milk so having to drink black coffee

grim

>>74088603
I can give you some milk mate x

>>74088603
Ask your neighbour for some milk then

>>74088603
cum in it instead

>>74088603
i give my cat a quick milking when this happens

>>74088646
I have nipples greg, can you milk me?

>>74088632
>>74088640
disgusting mental imagery

>>74088635
alri grandad

>>74088566
i really really really like this image

ran out of milk so having to drink black co

broke into some runt's house and used the last of his milk

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>The Mandela effect

Activates ones almonds, that's for sure.

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>>74088658
I have a nipple on my crotch. It's a protruding nipple that gets aroused and shoots out a gallon of milk if you tug on it. Give it a gander why won't you?

>>74088723
You mean the Mondela effect

>>74088723

happened to me with princes death

it's literally been a year how in the jesus fuck has it been a year since he died

wonder what it must be like as an asian seeing white people who are so much better and more diverse looking than you

You lads remember that DNC worker got shot in DC after the leaks? Absolutely mad, I wonder how many assassinations the us and UK do annually

>>74088762
*garrotes you*

>>74088732
This better not be some kind of trick

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>>74088738
The Mandingo effect in Aus

>>74088757
Every race is most attracted to their own race

>3 hours into work
>haven't done a thing
I LITERALLY have the easiest job in existence, other than the occasional injury

>>74088762
which one? Seth Rich?

>The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous.

>>74088789
>someone from America making jokes about Africans being in other countries

>>74088791
elaborate

>>74088762
>>74088803
>after the leaks
never mind

>>74088810
Wish someone would do this to my plums

>>74088790
ok but white people are the world standard for beauty

reminder the belgian poster is a nonce do not engage with him

>>74088810
unbelievable that this is still legal in the UK

>>74088819
I work back of house in a hotel
>come in at 8
>coffee and a smoke
>put away some food for an hour
>post the chon for an hour
>have a fry, free of charge
>post on the chon for half an hour
>take an shite
>put away some more food for an hour
>post on the chon till half 2
>mop the hall
>go home
The most challenging part of my job is trying to look busy

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>>74088818
noonga

I used to drink a can of Monster Energy every night for about 2 years. Then noticed that my heart is going crazy sometimes so I reduced it to only drink one can on weekend. It's fucking though. The first two weeks without a Monster I really suffered from that. Got 4 days straight of very heavy and pulsive headache, so strong that I could barelly move.

Don't underestimate that shit. It's toxic for your heart mixed with some cancer shit and tons of sugar. But damn, it tastes very good.

That feeling when it's late evening, I sit infront of my computer and watch a cool show or play some video games while drinking ice cold monster energy. I miss it everyday. Is there any healthy alternative? Tap water makes me depressive now

>>74088791
I'm doing my internship and I literally get maybe three tasks a week and the few things I actually get to do they're happy about

>tfw passing by shitposting and playing town of salem

>>74088838
only because the jews willed it

>>74088871
wew good on you mate hows the pay

>>74088907
I mean, this wasn't exactly a secret mate

I also get paid to look busy, literally just post on 4chan all day. Maybe do 1 hours work total.

Only get 18k though

Feel like I've been blacklisted on tinder or something

I'm not ugly I swear, but I haven't had a single match since swiping every 12 hours the last week

>>74088910
Brussels? I applied for a comfy internship there a couple of weeks go but I don't think I'm going to hear from them.

>>74088907
cant believe runts like you exist.

>>74088907
I drink a small can of red bull every day. I should probably stop doing that, although it says it has vitamins in it on the label.

>>74088962
red bull and fags. you're a fucking mess.

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>>74088949
I have got to get through two weeks of Brussels then I get to work in Ghent for a month which seems comfy

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>I should stop drinking red bull everyday
>although it says it has vitamins in it on the label.

>>74088914
Shite but i was working as a waiter in here for a year before at the same pay and was run ragged with weird shift hours taking up my social life and stressful work. This is 100 times easier and I'm home by 4 everyday and can see my mates

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>>74088990
I'm down to about 3 or 4 fags a day. My Grandad smoked most his life and made it to 92.

>>74089004
it should be
>I should probably stop [drinking red bull everyday]

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>that first sip of the day

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Uncomfortable truth: Blacks enjoyed slavery

>>74089024
and how many cigarettes?

>all these fat unhealthy fucks drinking monster and red bull

just had my daily dose of Innocent® Smoothie with more than 2.6 (t w o - p o i n t - s i x) grams of fibre per serving.

what's the craic

>>74088914
Forgot to mention i have my earphones in the entire time listening to choons

>>74088907
try chilled mineral/sparkling water
i hate it but for some they say it adequately replaces things

>>74089038

that crossed my mind, as did the inevitable dozen or so fedora posts that would have followed

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uncomfortable truth. Canadians enjoyed being cucked by Russia

>>74089024
bet he didnt drink red bull every day though
or live in a heavily polluted city
or eat fast food regularly
or sit behind a computer 16 hours a day

>>74089057
"In the morning and after meals" Also socially at the pub I think.

I think moderation is key if you're going to do it.

>>74088998
Not at the European institutions then, I'm guessing? I did an internship at the Parliament a couple of years ago and I should have stayed or done another one to get a proper job. Trying to get back on the ladder now.

Utter state of the mongs itt. Monster and red bull. Lucozade is much much better for you and the original flavour is fucking lit.

>le energy drinks bad! meme

Most Monsters have less caffeine than a strong cup of coffee you geriatrics. The worst part is how expensive they are, but the drink itself when you're ready to create mischief with your pals online in someone's air conditioned basement makes it worth it.

>>74088944
What do you do?

so glad I don't drink fizzy shit, energy drinks, or smoke, etc

my body has enough trouble with my alcoholism, it doesn't need more to cope with

>>74089047

runtest hand i've ever laid my eyes on
look like a bender holding a cock

>>74089102
one cigarette damages your pulmonary and cardiovascular systems

'pa's 78 and has been basically breathing cigarrettes since he was 14 with no cancer
mind you he's in terrible shape but no cancer

>>74089124
Was looking at the label on my lucozade orange the other day and noticed they've cut the sugar way, way down.

>>74089137
shut the fuck up cunt

>>74089149
COPD?

I drink water

>>74089097
It's a tiny can m8
Bangkok is very good pollution wise compared to a lot of big cities.
I have fast food once or twice a week
and you can say 10 hours.
>>74089145
of course, nobody is going to say they aren't bad for you full stop.

>>74089127
Office runt

>>74089169
Fuck right off

>>74089162
t. said benders bum buddy

Absolutely love the
>Relative has fucked his body up immensely with [x] but he lived until 90
Meme

>>74089149
mine is 90 and dead

don't know if he smoked

I drink glucozade port

>>74089169
ooo you're 'ard

>>74089192
He was playing cricket until like fucking 70 too, top lad my Grandad was.

>>74089174
still all reasons why you wont reach 92 mate. you live an unhealthy life and its going to cost you. i see it every day of my life.

t. health professional.

>>74089176
Be more specific la

>>74089215
>exercise
one more thing you dont do.

For someone who's been drinking half a bottle of vodka every night for the past 4 years, the rest of my diet is incredibly healthy.

I'd probably be some sort of turbo superman if I stopped the drink

>>74089216
t. health student

>>74089231
I work as a janitor on an online image board

>>74089216
I don't want to reach 92 anyway.
>>74089233
I swim regularly

>>74089249
>18k
Hmmmm

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Where do you fall lads?

>>74089236
Why be nervous they sound like nerds

>>74089250
in the nearest hotel's kiddy pool I assume?

>>74089246
professional actually. im fully qualified and see deluded runts like thailad every day.

Got a regular yellow head spot on my ballbag lads. Bit afraid it could be an STD not going doctors though ahaha

>>74089274
nah, I have a pool at my place.

>>74089265
at the very bottom

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>For someone who's been drinking half a bottle of vodka every night for the past 4 years, the rest of my diet is incredibly healthy.

>I'd probably be some sort of turbo superman if I stopped the drink

>>74089265
> breathing, food, water,
> sex
oh fuck off

>>74089290
>sex
Sure mate

>>74089285
probably just an ingrown hair

might shower, thoughts?

business idea: have another holocaust

>>74089285
>STD

don't you need to have had sex for that mate hahaha x

>>74089321
hope you drown

why would anyone want live beyond 50 anyway

>>74089306
Not having sex is bad for you

>>74089321
save water you cunt

use wet wipes like I do haven't showered in 5 years

>>74089261
That wasn't me

I work in a solicitors, I open and send the post out everyday. I also send a few emails a day.

Pretty comfy

>>74089327

have sex every night mate you're chatting shit xxx

>>74089318

Nah lad im dying i know it

>>74089343
according to the jewish hierarchy of needs

>>74089343
ah yes I'll just pop down to the sex shop and get some sex then, cheers

Business idea: have another holocaust, but make it a silly one with balloons and facepaint

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>>74089168
don't know but he's on about 15 medications at once
i imagine his body works like mr burns'

>>74089377

can you grab me a couple too lad cheers x

>sort of

>>74089404
sounds like he has everything but cancer

I'm SICK of not getting any PUSSY

>>74089377
Yeah mate it's called a brothel

>>74089426
how about some cock

>>74089153
powerade too
fucking annoying as a diabetic

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>dirt poor African farmers are higher on Maslow's pyramid of needs than you

>>74089265
I always thought this expresses the difficulty of life very succinctly: "friendship" and "sexual intimacy" come below "self-esteem", "confidence", and "respect by others". Isn't that just the whole problem?

>>74089454
You starving la'?

ffs just came up with a cracker of a post but this thread is nearing its end so now i have to wait

May = Fascist
Corbyn = comrade of the working people


how is this even a choice?

>>74089454
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_affluent_society

Taking a shite at work but in the fancy disabled toilets for customers

It's right beside the bosses office, hope i don't get caught haha

>>74089488
He can't even keep his party together, how's he going to run a country?

going to the gf shop, you lads want owt?

three quarters and a dram

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>>74089454
would rather live a native life and dish out tribal dickings than my current state of being tb h

>>74089500
lucky disabled cunts

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>>74089472
>Sex

made a turkey, cheese and mayonnaise sandwich

decided to be a madman and add jalepenos

no idea what I was thinking. Regret it immediately

>>74089516
he can't keep his party together because they don't think he's popular (tbf they're right)
if he won power they'd change their tune

>>74089530
I know mate, it's a big fucking room with music and air freshener and lovely clean tiles
HATE special needs

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>>74089522

korean gf

>sex
>Sexual intimacy
What is the difference?

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DANCE, DANCE, DANCE TO THE RADIO!

>>74089553
A good leader would sort it out. He has no business being the leader of anything.

>>74089558
some people have all the luck

>>74089576
>>sex
quick thrusts
>>Sexual intimacy
Falling asleep with your willy in your girls wet hole (cuddling).

>>74089593
>falling asleep with your willy in your girls wet hole

confirmed for ultravirgin

>>74089576
Hello virgin

>>74089576
>>74089593
>>74089599
>>74089603
fuck off virgin freaks

>>74089599
Stupid virgin

>>74089620
t. Virgin

I am a virgin

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>>74089642

>>74089642
Bet you're OP

Thread sponsored by Richard Branson

Here's the brutal truth: we say things like "only Chad is getting all the girls" because we want to feel like we're among a large group of frustrated men and the Chads are holding us down. It's good to be part of a large group. The occupy wall street people are like that too, claiming that they're the 99% and the 1% are fucking over everyone.
We all want to feel like we're part of a large angry mob, because it feels less alone (ironically) that way. Standing on the sidewalk with a pitchfork by yourself is just pathetic. Standing on a sidewalk with an entire group of angry people with pitchforks and torches makes you feel more secure.
But reality isn't like that. There's no "solidarity" among the ugly men of this world like you want to believe. Even non-Chads are finding relationship happiness and success. But that really stings, doesn't it? To know that we are the bottom of the barrel. We are the 1%, guys.

despise virgins, absolutely despise them

if half the population don't want to shag them what makes them think they have ANYTHING of value to add

>>74089666
no I'm a virgin

>why yes my total self worth is defined by people's willingness to shag me

imagine there was a hat picture attached to this

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my counterfeit (You) operation

>>74089671

im a certified chad desu. get laid all the time

>>74089705
>why yes my total self worth is defined by people's willingness to shag me
well
yeah
it is

>>74089727

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>74089705
tbf if not even ONE girl has shagged you there's something wrong

t. virgin

>>74089709
Holy fuck, how did you do this? I could recover some of my self-esteem if I did this.

Nikola Tesla was a virgin. And yet none of the non virgins itt will achieve anything near what he did. Makes me think

>>74089741
Virgin

>IOI

yeah like i'm supposed to know what that stands for

fucking twat

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>>74089741
4chan X lad

>>74089581
This isn't the first time that Labour's had an ineffective leader from their leftwing tendencies but he is the first one who apparently has no insight into it. The problem at the moment is that in Britain the alternative was Blairism and that ate itself with a series of corruption scandals and too much of an attempt at making itself safe for the middle classes.
The Left in Australia is sort of lucky that its various factions have things happening in their ideological and organisational makeup that help to moderate their behaviour and bring them together. How Australia does local government has affected how the Greens do things, and thanks to the internal debates that have defined internal divisions in Labor, the Labor Left is more touchy-feely than actually state-socialist and the Labor Right still keeps its ties to the labour movement.

Australians can't refuse my charm