>tfw too poor to travel-edition
>tfw no friends/car to do a lower 48 roadtrip-subedition
th for no sleep forever
>>74086643
ill go on a road trip with you
>>74086620
>>74086656
I think between a sword, shotgun, and spikey warhammer I'd be the most afraid of the warhammer if I was a burglar IMO
>>74086669
cant afford the gas to get over to the east coast either
>>74086705
>it says battle ready
never gonna make it
>>74086704
doesn't matter what you'd be most afraid of, the warhammer takes the longest to swing, is the most unwieldy inside and might not even kill with a single hit
>>74086704
idk man in the confines of an apartment if you can close the distance a warhammer is pretty useless. Can't do much with it if the dude is literally on top of you
I think something along the lines of a Roman short sword would be optimal
>>74086732
i have over 4000 dollars saved up
>>74086731
Not just that but have you ever seen that video of those Russians killing a guy with a hammer? It's the worst way to go being bludgeoned repeatedly drifting in an out of consciousness.
>>74086737
>doesn't matter what you'd be most afraid of, the warhammer takes the longest to swing, is the most unwieldy inside and might not even kill with a single hit
That doesn't even matter, not matter how slow it takes him to swing or how hard when that hammer comes down it's over. You are about to die a horrible awful death and there is no stopping that hammer.
>>74086745
I mean, if he lunged at me with a gladius I could somehow maybe get up after that/avoid it. Not with a fucking warhammer though, kek.
>>74086745
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=CS97GMS&name=Cold+Steel+Gladius+Machete
?
its already past 1 am
damn
>>74086767
>those Russians killing a guy with a hammer?
hand hammers are extremely effective bludgeoning tools indoors
a warhammer isnt
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=402532&name=Cobra+Steel+Falcata
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=CS97KMS&name=Kukri+Machete
>>74086827
fuck I have class at 9
>>74086827
>mfw 4 AM
>>74086837
>>74086840
go to sleep guys
>>74086827
I drank a grande white Chocolate mocha with dinner and now I'm wide awake. I gotta be up in 6 hours, and I've been in bed for 3.
I'm probably fucked.
>>74086833
>a warhammer isnt
Well I'm gonna fuckin buy one now and test this
>>74086889
i know im right when i say a shotgun or a sword is better for putting an armed intruder out of action
a sword can prevent an intruder with a knife from bum rushing you and a shotgun will eliminate any threat
>>74086833
the apartment has big vaulted ceilings so I could probably swing it overhead
>>74086833
>>74086837
Warhammer>> All
Look at this fat guy even looks terrifying and turns into a beast with one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs
>>74086924
the person will kill you
>I don't think I could bring myself to kill anyone. even if I had a gun. that's why I think i'd feel better just beating them half to death
goodnight senpaitachi
>>74086880
why would you drink that
can someone post the pic of the tall hilldawgs mocking the manlet drumpfkins
>>74086972
Why would we do that, /cum/ are official Trump supporters
>>74086923
Yeah but there's pretty much no chance that there would ever be a threat. I live in a super safe city in a safe area on the top floor of an apartment building. I just want something so Im not the only guy with no weapon.
Also Im on mobile now so my flags are gone
>>74087008
I am not.
>>74086946
Goodmorning you mean
FUCK drumpf
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36481025
>>74086934
> Warhammer >>>> All
What is a Zastava M70?
DUMP DRUMPF
>trump gets dumped and we get Pence instead
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/yale-herald-slams-samurai-jack-for-homophobia-sexism-and-cultural-appropriation/?mod=sm_fb_post
Stop watching Samurai Jack
>>74087042
hmm
>>74087122
post a pastebin
>>74087074
why and how would this happen
CUM LOL
>>74087146
hes vp silly
>>74087144
This isnt 2012 anymore
>Jack’s first villain, Scaramouche, with his flamboyant dress and mannerisms which include ending every sentence with “babe,” reads as somewhat tone deaf and homophobic. The portrayal of samurai seems to be rooted in a Wikipedia level understanding of the historical figure and feels appropriative at times. While this season introduces the strong, nuanced female character of Ashi, women’s bodies are often depicted as hyper-sexual, a fact made uncomfortably clear by the daughters of the Scotsman in the latest episode. The show has wandered into this territory before, most notably with the character of “Da Samurai” in the fourth season, who was nothing more than a racist caricature.
Pretty much nothing desu
>>74087167
trump isn't going to be impeached
>>74087201
I was speaking hypothetically, you little wiener
Can't stop farting buds
>>74087238
Buy a chastity device and single key, lock it onto your penis, give me the key and tell me that I am now in control of when you can and can't orgasm.
This is literally the only way that you can right your wrong.
>>74087241
do what you must
i have already won
>>74086643
>tfw your friends went on a Spring Break roadtrip across the US without you
really don't wanna go to work desu
>>74087470
did they not tell you about it at all?
>>74087480
They did but they said there wasn't enough seats in the car lmao
Gonna try to go to sleep buds
Wish me luck.
>>74087491
how'd they acquire the car?
>>74087502
family in america
Easter?
>>74087518
Looks like an ex convict I knew who use to sniffs chairs when people left the room. Not trying to insult this guy, just reminds me of him.
>>74087544
That's a self-portrait of me actually, but thanks for the compliment
me in the back
>>74087774
you look like a 12 year old
>>74087800
wish I could grow a beard or even a mustache
>>74087836
Drink lots of moonshine
>>74087975
heh
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>74088807
top of the mornin to ye
>>74088920
morning
>>74089165
Those seal-clubbing videos are brutal
But my 11 year old pickup truck with "nuke mecca" bumper stickers built everything known to modern civilization. Without this gas guzzling piece of garbage that, ironically, literally gives free money out of my wallet to middle eastern theocracies every week, we wouldn't have wheels, airplanes, electricity, or Duck Dynasty. I know this because I am completely unable to fathom how society might work if I couldn't live my abhorrent lifestyle.
If I can't wallow in a musty-smelling glass box with fast food wrappers heaped up on the floor for 40+ hours a week, billions of people will die in a global thermonuclear war.
Why do liberal college boys always want to shove they're lifestyles down our throats. I have no choice but to live 3 hours from my job opening boxes somewhere because I never thought about this much until just now. Muh freedom.
t.Cager
>>74086643
>too poor for travel
>what is walking on foot
>>74089266
It's pretty narly
torontonian intelligence at work
>>74089346
/urbex/
>>74089346
kek I'm watching that right now on the news, hope she falls. Church is the cancer of Toronto, It's where all the trannies and freaks are.
>>74089328
yeah good luck with that
>>74089340
*clubs u*
>80 degrees today
Sick of summer and it isn't here.
>>74087042
>>74089992
DELET THIS
I want to be electrocuted to death at the peak of White Rabbit
fuck africa
Could you handle the challenge
>>74087470
Bit rude of them
>>74091060
yea
ah yes, another murder-suicide livestreamed on Facebook Live.
Truly making the world a more connected place.
>>74091125
yeah... have you ever been on a road trip with friends?
>>74091209
ZUCK'D
>>74090767
The seals will get their revenge, wait and see
>>74089992
I've had this nightmare
we always hear about how dangerous it is to meet with people from internet but is it really more dangerous than the random cunts you meet any other way? i think no
>>74091607
pssssssst, hey. wanna meet at a motel? Ignore the surgical tools, I'm a surgeon I swear.
>>74091235
>friends
H-haha
>>74091891
hey
R8
>>74092112
scrambled eggs are disgusting and you're disgusting for eating them. Everything else is good.
>scrambled eggs address disgusting
>>74092088
get ye gone
>>74092112
dirty table, wtf r u drinking, ew, eggs and what is that wrinkly thing/10
otherwise, gud morning, anon! i hope u have a great day!
>>74092189
irishposting in this thread?
>>74092198
I'm drinking choccy milk
Gotta love that choccy milk
>>74092226
hm?
saving all these uncommon apus
*subsists off potatoes*
>>74092158
It's true
>>74092189
forgive me padre for I have sinned
>>74092294
forgiven
>supposed to get more fucking snow
me in traditional Vancouver dress with the gf
Developing story
Pray for #cranegirl
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/construction-crane-rescue-1.4085919
>>74092465
Do we know why she did it yet?
>>74092457
nah won't be watching this
>>74092457
that's pretty sad
>>74092457
I meant sad as in depressing not pathetic
>>74086643
if you're too poor to travel in country like america where making money is extremely easy you're obviously just a lazy bastard. stop wasting government's money and get a job.
>>74092265
save this
>>74093002
I wish I was gay sometimes
that israel aint right i'll tell you hwhat
*awkwardly enters thread*
>>74093247
>>74093298
Whats up dane
>>74093346
kek
>diagnosed with ms
>start balding
i'm not even 20 yet REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74093487
>shave
>become fit as fuck
Problem solved
>>74093512
i guess man
more worried about the ms though
>>74093487
What's ms mean? Just shave it off
>>74093546
muscular sclerosis
>>74093581
Oh damn. Sorry bud. How bad is it, does it get worse over time?
>>74093581
multiple sclerosis*
fuck
>>74093644
it's supposed to get worse over time but i'm not too surprised because both of my parents have it and thought it would be a good idea to reproduce
>>74093680
Sorry to hear, I knew a kid with that growing up. That sucks man.
Mornin' /cum/bums
>>74093926
morning
>>74093926
>>74094026
thats not rare
>thats not rare
>>74093125
dont worry you're going to hell anyway for rejecting the son
guten tag
wheres denmark I need my ball drained
made a thread
>>>/pol/122861631
>>74094806
your point?
>>74094855
This one
.
poo poo pee pee kaka
>>74094806
It's 10 am on a workday for most of us
https://youtu.be/BEN_jOOWhOc
Thoughts?
>>74095266
Stupid Self hating nigger
>>74095418
>self hating
what
are you a dumb person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Dop7haDnY
How much did he do?
>>74095266
He's right
>>74094485
draining my ball atm i'll send him over when hes done
>>74095448
>colbert
>not basing all your political views on what mainstream comedians say
fucking plebs
There's a thing in Canada where there's all the promises a politician made.
And then they turn green if he/she did them, yellow and red if he/she did the opposite.
Is there something like that in America?
*thinks*
WHOOP WHOOP
>>74095809
he never actually states that gender is determined by chromosomes in that episode.
surreal that people who support transgenders deny transracial and transannual people... they are all biologically objective things. I want to claim to be a 92 year old nigger.
>>74095913
he does state that I fucked your mom though
>>74095956
got me there
>>74095913
>>74095956
FUCKING GOTTUM
>>74095759
gonna need to see this thing bud
projecting much?
you're an excuse for a human life, jew
why dont YOU make a good post instead of being a whiny bitch OY VEY
feeling rather bad today
>>74096176
ignore the hatian
Thoughts?
>>74096100
https://trudeaumetre.polimeter.org/
I usually hate ASSFAGGOTS but I've been enjoying heroes of the storm since the 2.0 update desu
wtf is elon doing?
>>74096437
repping the alt right
1. You receive a perfect and loyal gf who will never leave you.
2. You receive a perfect and loyal gf (male) who will never leave you. You also receive 10 million dollars.
Divorce/murder is not an option. Gf (male) will never be found out as male by anyone but you.
>>74096437
>Why is Elon Musk famous? - Quora
>Elon Musk is famous because if he achieves his dream of landing a human on Mars that will mean that life for the first time in 4.5 billion years was able to physically transfer from one planet into another. That is such an astonishing feat on a time scale it is hard to comprehend. He is also famous because of Tesla.
ok
>>74096199
What's up bud?
Slow thread so I may as well ask, why do we have an Israeli/Haitian shitposter today?
my tummy won't stop growling but I don't want food
This jew has some good opinions.
>>74096636
He's regularly posted here for years bud
He's the guy who occasionally posts gore or scat because that's what he gets off too.
I also heard his mother abandoned him as a child
>>74096727
I'm eating sweet potatoes and chili con carne
>>74096740
>"""""""""""""jew"""""""""""""""
>>74096747
Rough life. At least they have their jew gold.
Now I'm eating granola
>>74097039
how is it?
>>74097039
Lad... you're mental!
>>74097079
good, could use some milk
>get to spend entire day off, aka coding and jacking off
hows it going lads
cranegirl is ok
>>74097118
>eating granola without any milk
M A D L A D
>>74097153
I need to study for an exam at some point, and get some food, but me too.
>>74097153
I'm tired and without meaningful employment. My mum lets me live at her house so at least I don't have to wageslave and live in a broomcloset. Just want one of those jobs from the 50s, show up and leave and make enough money to retire at 45 (without 10 years of poat secondary education).
My cats are good though, they keep me grounded.
had a dream someone stole my meme and got more up(you)'s than me
>>74097153
>enjoying spending your day inside of your room
Horrible.
>>74097383
Glad he finally became hokage, always knew the lad would do great things.
>>74097383
Did you wake up in a cold sweat?
>>74097454
What else is there?
>>74097499
He woke up in a chilly moistness.
HEY GOIYS CHECK THIS FUNNY MEME PIC
ITS NAUROUTOU
>>74097243
I can't be tamed
>>74097571
The worst kind of moistness
>>74097597
wow cool pic can i save it?
>>74097571
>>74097499
no I woke up in a moist Chile coldness
>>74097523
Get some friends and go out with them.
>>74097597
Xddd
More WW1 Wojaks!
>>74097641
I don't have any good qualitiea though.
My okayest quality is my realistic self loathing.
>>74097705
>>74097597
Lol love this pic
>>74097705
Oops I forgot that the M1916 was taller and had a bigger brim
>>74097334
People didn't retire at 45 in the past you idiot
>>74097889
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NYKF7mM-K8
It's shit.
>roaches
>>74086643
>he doesn't have flight benefits
>he can't fly anywhere in the world for free whenever he wants
pity
>>74098163
Looks better than last time
One of you take a trip to me so I can bully you irl pls.
>>74098163
not too bad
the egg is prob gross though
>>74098199
i agrree, the egg looks like garbage
>>74098199
Fairly flavorless without pepper and salt
>>74098304
Fuxking hate iPhone picture flip flopping
>>74098304
Give us a nut update. And refresh my memory as to why you're in the hospital.
dungeon crawlers with no saves are the worst
Anybody want to buh me a wow sub?
>>74098406
*buy
>>74098108
cute
>>74098460
Wrong.
>>74098163
Makes no sense to me that they don't say how many calories are in everything.
What does Molly feel like?
>>74098566
The probably don't want people worrying about it.
Would you take this Turk in to your home to save her from Erdogan?
>>74098598
No roaches deserve their fate.
>>74098645
Bit rude.
>>74098584
Don't think I'm that desperate yet
>>74098732
meant for
>>74098598
>>74098366
slowly going down in swelling, only about twice the size of my other one
got a staph infection in muh blood and require 4 weeks of antibiotics after its cured
>>74097597
Getting tired of these otaku
Holy fuck lads.
>>74098996
Wot?
>>74099072
A probe just took a selfie while passing saturn
>>74099094
Don't say.
>>74098996
>illustration
>>74099179
79 seconds?
>>74099179
no fap is stupid
>>74099179
79 YEARS
>>74099216
the only thing I got was acne
>>74098996
>>74099154
Cassini regains contact with Earth in 15 hours or so
Good luck Cassini
>dream about killing lobsters and roasting them in a fire me and my bro made
>super hype about eating ultra fresh lobster
>animals and insects catch the scent and start swarming us
>literal cockroaches (not turks) begin to eat lobster and grow to enormous sizes
>fucking terrified, but armed with a gun suddenly
>wake up
What do I make of this? Was this my brain telling me to genocide Maine and Nova Scotia?
>>74097863
Well my appointment was double double booked.
So I guess second correction
>>74099709
Appointment for what?
>>74099746
Long story, so Long story short, I used to be a basement dweller for a bit under a year, and I only did uni. I signed up with Washington DVR, and now I do appointments, despite me moving out a year or so ago.
>>74099704
>>literal cockroaches (not turks)
but anon, thats symbolism for actual turks, its your duty to kill them
guys please cool it with the racism
>>74099946
This.
>>74099894
I tried to, but they're quick
>>74099946
Is this better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO2zrCExdrU
>>74099943
43 hours isn't that hard
gonna jerk off
why is Americana so comfy
>>7409999
>>74099943
43 seconds is gonna be tough.
GL
>>74099999
>>74099990
Only if you're lucky, a lot of places here are close to third world conditions.
>>74099986
well you lasted your 43 seconds
>>74099990
It's usually called bluegrass or country music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO2zrCExdrU
IF YOU DON'T WATCH THIS YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
Another meme test for you guys
http://ricepuritytest.com
>88
why is int so fast and trv so slow?
>>74100110
>>74099990
Texas country is best country
>>74100337
int has danker memes
>>74100337
no one here has actually travelled
Is Toronto a shit city?
>>74100380
>>74100380
Yeah
t. live in the greater Toronto area
I want to spend some time studying a county today.
Pick any one in the USA for me, /cum/.
>>74100441
cook county arizona
>>74100534
Why you gotta tease me like that?
>>74100972
sorry i meant maricopa county
>>74100990
Thank you
>>74100441
jeff davis county in Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdkrBXsBL_E
holy shit
there are some lunch trucks outside
pondering a visit to them but im not hungry and they're usually expensive as fuck
>>74098584
excstacy?
You feel happiness, euphoria, you feel friendly and open.
>>74101195
Jesus Bill
Stop doing drugs
*peer pressures canada into doing drugs*
Come on man! everyone is doing it! don't be a nerd
*deports denmark to mexico*
>>74101377
I'm not a nerd! WTF DENMARK
Keep fighting the good fight Denmark bully them weebs.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/kevin-oleary-drops-out-endores-maxime-bernier-for-conservative-leadership/article34818970
thank fr*ck
>>74101526
Nice MAD MAX
>>74101526
no balls
>>74101426
>>74101402
well then fucking do it!!
*forces you to take drugs*
>>74101526
I'm all for Mad Max but he needs to build some serious brand recognition up before 2019. O'leary had that even if he was a neocon globalist kike puppet.
>>74101526
Nice, based Maxy
lads my diablo 2 downloads keep getting stopped
fucking reee fuck wifi thats shit
Trudeau threepeat calling it now
do the new thread, bitch
New, Imma bitch
>>74101781
>>74101781
>>74101781
LISTEN TO DENMARK POSTER